🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

the Johnston did hit the kumano with a torpedo

it blew off its bow

[west path]

nay

[frank latch]

with out me
they were done for

[west path]

Proof

[west path]

cant believe bow got targetted

[frank latch]

sailors would commonly carry copies of the bible, torah or other religious artifacts on board as personal items.

[novel jay]

Just search it up, Extra History has a 2-Part video series on it

[frank latch]

it's likely a sailor had a bible

[wraith quarry]

The Jonston got hit multiple times, damaging the engines, the super structure
it was nearly crippled
but it limped into a rain storm and smoke clouds to escape

despite everything it remained afloat

[west path]

watdafuk

nevermind god was playing favorites that day

anyhow i retreat from chat to hopefully stop the fish yap

[wraith quarry]

The USS Heerman, Samuel B. Roberts, and the Hoel had all reached to begin their own attacks

and despite being crippled

the Johnston JOINED AGAIN

[frank latch]

fool

[wraith quarry]

to aid them

THe destroyers began engaging

However the japanese Armada started to focus on the light carriers

but the japanese had armored piercing shells

which literally just tore through the lightly armored carried without exploding

like bullets through paper

Taffy 3 began moving south to make it to Taffy 2

for reinforcements

The USS Johnston fought the cruisers and destroyers, its super structure was a mangled mess, its engines were damaged, some destroyed entirely

but

it kept fighting

along with the 3 other destroyers

The japanese attacks were relentless

All 4 destroyers were pulling above their weight though

and were attacking the japanese ships without hesitation

The USS Samuel B. Roberts, Hoel were sunk however

and finally the captain of the Johnston ordered them to abandon ship

as the mangled wreck of a ship was done for

[prime compass]

Oh my fucking god

[rose cape]

44 minutes char

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

He will not stop

anyway

Imma go play minecraft

[prime compass]

yes

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Play minecraft

[frank latch]

here here

[wraith quarry]

The japanese however, had now begun to do serious damage to the light carrier Gambier Bay

and

eventually its engines were destroyed

and it was dead in the water

[cunning niche]

@wild mason are you excited for bowistan?

[wraith quarry]

The light carrier was then soon sunk, but much of its crew was able to survive.

[hollow garden]

What is fish talking about

[rose cape]

yap

[hollow garden]

Wth 😭

[frank latch]

He's trying to get Qevie to watch The Battle of Lyete Gulf

[hollow garden]

Why does fish have such elaborate knowledge on this

[frank latch]

but Qevie won't

so he's just reciting the video to him

nothing will stop him

[wraith quarry]

The USS heermen however was the only 1 of the 4 destroyers to survive their suicidal attack on the japanese fleet

[rose cape]

it already happened

[hollow garden]

What is this

[wraith quarry]

Battle of Samar

[hollow garden]

yessing!

[frank latch]

oh

[hollow garden]

I LOVE Bowistan

It's the best mw fr fr

[frank latch]

Manneva:

[hollow garden]

@rose cape I'm sorry amaz

[wraith quarry]

American aircraft from Taffy 2 has arrived, and aircraft from taffy 3 which had gone to an airstrip in the philipines to re-arm were arriving

[hollow garden]

But your reckoning comes this session

[wraith quarry]

and began their attacks on the japanese they did

[frank latch]

ok
I really need to get something hot

[hollow garden]

Who keeps on ghost pinging me in the suzerain server

[wraith quarry]

they were successfully able to severely damage multiple japanese ships

[hollow garden]

They do it every day

[rose cape]

nope

[rose cape]

it's like 70 degrees out

[wraith quarry]

After some time, with the chaos on this surface battle, the Japanese turned back, believing they had crippled the main american fleet, and did not want to risk themselves anymore

[wraith quarry]

its 62

it's so cold

[hollow garden]

Too bad

[wraith quarry]

In all, the battle of Samar resulted in an American victory, as it prevented the japanese from attacking an destroying the landing force at Leyte gulf, allowing the US to take the phillipines
Later in the day more american ships were sunk by kamikazee aircraft however.

In all

[hollow garden]

Can we execute fish

[rose cape]

yes

[wraith quarry]

on the american side
They lost
2 light carriers
2 destroyers
1 destroyer escort

[cunning niche]

Modding new begas

Rn

For the 100th time

[hollow garden]

What mods are you adding

[wraith quarry]

sorry i accidentally looked at the strength section

[rose cape]

nope

[wraith quarry]

The japanese fleet

lost

3 heavy cruisers

no wit

[rose cape]

lebron

[wraith quarry]

okay that was the battle of samar

[cunning niche]

Viva new vegas modlist

Its pretty kwazy

[frank latch]

so?

[rose cape]

cah

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey

Hi

Hello

[cunning niche]

Can you say it in normal people degrees?

Ur british

Not american

[rose cape]

21.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[rose cape]

my social security number would like to have a word with you

[frank latch]

that's too cold for my uncirculated fingers

[prime compass]

25 minutes

[frank latch]

should I get something to eat?

[rose cape]

nope

[frank latch]

bud

am hungy

and cold

Imma make myself some food

If I'm not back in time for session

get Blumi to host or something

[rose cape]

unreal

[frank latch]

(this is a joke, nobody is allowed to host)

[cunning niche]

Okay mr foreign student

[rose cape]

tha scrzay

[prime compass]

@rose cape you should

[frosty drum]

Time to host frfr

[prime compass]

16 min

[hollow garden]

Amaz be normal

You don't have to act like those wacky Americans anymore

You can be free

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden hi

[hollow garden]

Heya skil

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I don't want to be like the crazy Americans

[frosty drum]

Chat is this accurate

[hollow garden]

yes

What to vote for

[frosty drum]

Lore

[hollow garden]

Tf is romantasy

It's a mix of romance and fantasy

[midnight ocean]

I kidnapped a child

[hollow garden]

but nah I ain't wasting my vote on that

[hollow garden]

Poor manji

manju

[rose cape]

slop

[hollow garden]

Demure is ew

And brainrot too

I swear if brainrot wins

[rose cape]

it will

[hollow garden]

Dynamic pricing is NOT one word

[midnight ocean]

she had potential unlike the rest of the begging children she came in with so I kidnapped her

[hollow garden]

Yeah

I'm thinking either slop or lore

But lore isn't really unique for 2024 yk?

I'm going slop

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi

[rose cape]

thanks for slopping by

[hollow garden]

But manju wants to be free

Is this the best for her?

[midnight ocean]

She was a starving orphan begging for medicine once she joins my colony she will have a far better life

[rose cape]

@wild mason wake up mr west

[hollow garden]

Should I respond

or do I ignore

[hollow garden]

Nvm

It's for the better then

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true?

@frank latch 😱

[prime compass]

Yes

[midnight ocean]

I could also make her a slave because funny

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

I know you see this

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: You can happily be his slave.

[prime compass]

Bro can this guy

[marsh lance]

AHH

[prime compass]

WHERE IS BOW

[rose cape]

no bow

[marsh lance]

MY PHONE IS ALMOST DEAD AND IM GOING OUT

[rose cape]

he's gone

[marsh lance]

It just started pluh

[cunning niche]

Bowitsan

[marsh lance]

I can only hope he is still host when i get back

[cunning niche]

I will never forgive buildar of worldz

[prime compass]

WHERE IS HEEE

When @hollow garden doesnt respond to me but im just a chill guy who dont gaf

[elder arch]

Belemin try not to post the most unfunniest things challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[prime compass]

Ok vro

I apologize?!

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: He would not (could not) call Balaam foolish.

[marsh lance]

Give him a moment

[wraith quarry]

bow aint at the computer

[hollow garden]

Untrue

I'm the chill guy

You do give a fuck

[prime compass]

Real

[elder arch]

Whenever a host doesn’t host at the correct time or doesn’t announce beforehand when they’re hosting, they should be executed

[rose cape]

~bt

true

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: If the employer does not respond in time or does not notify you in advance, you are obliged to communicate this to the senior worker.

[rose cape]

@frank latch you're 15 minutes late

buddy

[rose cape]

@wild mason confirm?

[elder arch]

To fix this we just have to contact the senior worker

[wraith quarry]

i should host fish mw

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

[frank latch]

breakfast has been made

[frank latch]

I was making breakfast

sue me for putting myself before everyone else

[rose cape]

ok

[cunning niche]

Hello!

[rose cape]

...

[frank latch]

?

[cunning niche]

delete

[rose cape]

gainseville

[frank latch]

Why delete

[cunning niche]

Doxxes ur city

[frank latch]

proof exactly?

[prime compass]

When can we expect session to start

[frank latch]

in a moment

[prime compass]

Ok

[frank latch]

I have to read inbetween session messages

[cunning niche]

Alrighty!

[noble cedar]

I have no idea how to end this story

Oh wait

[novel jay]

@frank latch Can we do non-war actions?

[rose cape]

REAL

[noble cedar]

And the character then suddenly died of a stroke

🔥🔥🔥

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: >The main character dies suddenly.

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch Can we do non-war actions?

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[frank latch]

says bro in the middle of a war

[noble cedar]

Their compatriots where distraught, yet eventually moved on

The end

[rose cape]

@frank latch send out peace negotations to the rebels 🙏

[noble cedar]

@frank latch hi so I missed like 2 sessions

What happened in my country?

[rose cape]

they can get more autonomy in exchange for not getting slaughtered

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch war update?

[rose cape]

ok but can we

[cunning niche]

Khelo

Biden

Its me

Bananam

[frank latch]

@rose cape @wraith quarry @hollow garden The Third Battle of the Walstun Sea
Adikan, Delarian and join western naval fleets have attacked and targeted Brzyknan naval facilities, outposts and other military targets in the Walstun Sea! 🤯
Effectively destroying Brzyknan naval capabilities in the southwest of the region.
Adikan kamikaze fire ships and ramming ships delivering heavy losses.

[west path]

when are we making bowingstan in mc

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1308195453111767072/attachment.gif

[rose cape]

oh my

quite an interesting

development

[wraith quarry]

gimme the islands

[rose cape]

no

[prime compass]

@rose cape return the walstun islands

🗣️

[wraith quarry]

how unfortunate for u

[frosty drum]

Skollar is super cool frfr

[rose cape]

your rejection of the peace deal is particularly... unfortunate

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch make landings and occupy the islands

[frank latch]

👍
This is mainly successful

[cunning niche]

Didnt the war end

[prime compass]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

yes then he withdrew from the region

[rose cape]

fish decided to restart it

[wraith quarry]

rookie mistake

on his part

[prime compass]

Rightfully so!!

[rose cape]

i didnt 👽

[wraith quarry]

your sent your navies home

[frank latch]

yep

[rose cape]

oh yeah i did that

[frank latch]

you did

[rose cape]

well that's all the less damage to my navy then 😄

fish forgot that land does not in fact equal power

[frank latch]

pretty much nothing

[cunning niche]

@frank latch give me a rundown on the WAR that me and blumi did against alpharius

[rose cape]

@frank latch dms please 😃

[frank latch]

how did I mess up the map?

[frank latch]

you literally just sent it bruv

[prime compass]

Shhh

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape you could always surrender

[frank latch]

@wild mason @cunning niche The Maizan Empire wants to negotiate a cease fire

[cunning niche]

Hmmm!

[cunning niche]

What are their terms?

[frank latch]

The end of the war

and to keep all territory

[prime compass]

💀💀💀

[cunning niche]

😂😂😂😂

[prime compass]

Hell nah!!

[cunning niche]

@frank latch what nations side with maizan

[prime compass]

Qeva sure is funny

[frank latch]

they will negotiate reparations

[frank latch]

Qevie didn't do this

[prime compass]

Uhm

Wha

[frank latch]

I'm NPCing Maizan

[prime compass]

💀

Ok

[cunning niche]

Why

[frank latch]

because Qevie is taking a break

and I'd rather not discuss that further

[cunning niche]

Suspiciously after we declare war on him

[frank latch]

"and I'd rather not discuss that further"

[cunning niche]

Ok

[cunning niche]

@frank latch circle on map

[frank latch]

It's complicated

and I don't even know who Fakher's aligned with

[cunning niche]

Fakher?

Dead session 😂😂

[frank latch]

Gang, I made an oopsy

@rose cape

cooked

[rose cape]

based

based

based

[frank latch]

everything's happening in DM's

and ofc it's war

so I can focus on much else

I think we're barack

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/bidonvahue-biden-biden-trump-debate-biden-stare-biden-debate-stare-gif-5235713898420237673

[fallen cipher]

@waxen remnant Dead session 😂😂

[west path]

no proof buddy

[frank latch]

true

[west path]

BASED

BASED

[prime compass]

Bro got NPCed

[west path]

buddy i gave BoW the leeway to continue

[prime compass]

Not based...

[cunning niche]

Ok

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch pay peter

[west path]

if you're gonna be hungup about this then take it up with BoW

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1308195453111767072/attachment.gif

[west path]

i gave him a few military strategies that maizan would use

[frank latch]

well
I kind of feel like Maizan would try to stay out of the war given the circumstances

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch can I come to a peace agreement with the green nation

[cunning niche]

@frank latch do they agree in dms?

[fallen cipher]

I keep all of the land I invaded

And we have peace

[cunning niche]

Who said i was hungup?

[noble cedar]

War

[frank latch]

for...

[west path]

first word of the sentence

[wraith quarry]

his contribution

some money

he requested it

[west path]

@wraith quarry the horrors of war sticker calls to you

[frank latch]

We're fixed

but...

[west path]

so true

[west path]

MID\

[frank latch]

since that was in the latest map update

[west path]

TRASH MW

TRASH MW

[cunning niche]

It was a joke

[west path]

@rose cape Did bowistan fall off?

[rose cape]

he done killed the blue nation

[frank latch]

Imma railroad that they decided to unite and then broke apart like 4 days later

[rose cape]

unreal

[frank latch]

Idk how to get that back

[frosty drum]

Bro turned it into Atlantis

[fallen cipher]

I'm tryna join this war

[frank latch]

@cunning niche alignment map

[west path]

Sorry bud

[frank latch]

but

[west path]

thats a non-war action

[frank latch]

inaccurate and out of date

[wraith quarry]

put peter in the green

[frosty drum]

What does this mean

[frank latch]

also still no idea who Fakher supports

[fallen cipher]

WHO'S AT WAR

[midnight ocean]

the child tried to escape I had to shoot her

[frank latch]

figure it out

I'm still trying to fix the map

[rapid ibex]

Am I still alive?

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason @cunning niche @west path can you tell me

[wraith quarry]

fair

[waxen remnant]

what did I just walk into

[midnight ocean]

Rimworld

[rapid ibex]

That’s exactly what I walked into

[west path]

there was a massive famine and we killed 1 pig in guardan territory then that started a massive rebellion and everything imploded

thats the lore

[frosty drum]

The question should be
Why did Acnaq walk in saying that

[wraith quarry]

this time japan is actuall capable of sustaining its war

[fallen cipher]

Okay but who's at war

WHO ARE THE SIDES

[brittle gust]

Wth is this

[west path]

im not keeping track of it ngl

[frank latch]

WE'RE FIXED

[rapid ibex]

Not me

[wraith quarry]

bow i need war updates

[rose cape]

why is bro doing this mid session

[fallen cipher]

@rose cape do you know who's at war with who

[frank latch]

that was after last session

smartest

[rapid ibex]

Wait bow am I still alive?

[rose cape]

fish, me

[frank latch]

Yep

btw

I forgot to ping people...

[fallen cipher]

Is that it?

[cunning niche]

@frank latch when will bro answer dms question?

[frank latch]

should I?

[west path]

@fallen cipher is it haram to eat pork in a scenario where if you dont eat it you will starve

[fallen cipher]

Just you and fish

[prime compass]

Whats the green there, near rizia

[frank latch]

cus this is gonna be a war session

[rose cape]

and the rest of the west

[rapid ibex]

Oui

[fallen cipher]

No it's not haram

[rose cape]

i blame fishery

[fallen cipher]

Who's the rest of the west

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[rapid ibex]

I haven’t been pinged in time for a session in several weeks

[brittle gust]

@frank latch expando!

[fallen cipher]

Dude fuck you

[rose cape]

it's because he pings everyone in the bowistan server now 😔

[rose cape]

everyone in green

[rapid ibex]

Nobody told me there was a server

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch when are you going to tell me who's at war so I can actually do side with someone and actually play this map war

[rapid ibex]

Someone dm that

[frank latch]

I pinged you last session

[midnight ocean]

Im too good at the game I have 5 colonists and havent even unlocked assault rifles or mass produced flak armor yet and its sending me raids of like 10 well armed pirates

[prime compass]

Rizia map pls?

[frank latch]

BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MANAGE LIKE 4 WAR FRONTS

BE PATIENT CHILD

I HAD TO FIX THE MAP

I HAVE 20 PEOPLE DOING STUFF IN DMS

[fallen cipher]

You mean 4

[rapid ibex]

Seven days ago so it was only one week

[west path]

aughh i dont fucking know what to do in minecra

[frank latch]

yea

[frank latch]

build

[west path]

doing the linear progression of just mining feels boring

[west path]

i want to get a saddle so i could explor

[rose cape]

sessions only happen once a week

[rapid ibex]

Ah

[prime compass]

Hey..hey..

[noble cedar]

President @wraith quarry I need to buy 5 billion rockets. More boolets

[rose cape]

@wild mason

[wraith quarry]

where are you

[prime compass]

He is brzykan ally

😔💔💔

[wraith quarry]

cringe

[noble cedar]

I’m unaligned idk

[prime compass]

I lied

[wraith quarry]

oh

W

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry

[noble cedar]

Fish is the only nation I have contact with

[rose cape]

me:

[rapid ibex]

@brittle gust Alliance maybe?

[noble cedar]

Ah right

[brittle gust]

Yay

[prime compass]

Bow could I request a rizia map in dms I need it 🙏

[brittle gust]

Yes

I won't kill you

[wraith quarry]

uhm what is this

[rapid ibex]

Wait are you at war?

[noble cedar]

Anyways, I just wanted to buy a set of standard issue military equipment

[brittle gust]

No

[frosty drum]

@frank latch am I able to trade with Nolt?

[rose cape]

@frank latch i believe in aegis ai to solve the rizia war atp

[noble cedar]

My nation

[rapid ibex]

Alright

[prime compass]

Yohohoho

[brittle gust]

I haven't warred everyone since half a century

🥱

[frank latch]

yes

[wraith quarry]

oh

[rose cape]

they will probably genocide the rizians but whatever

[frank latch]

rip

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust wanna trade

[rapid ibex]

I haven’t really warred since my independence

[frank latch]

@spring bison you're AI apparently

[prime compass]

Ruh roh

[waxen remnant]

i mean he acts like one outside of mws so

[brittle gust]

Uh yes if we know each other's existence

[prime compass]

Bow bow rizia map I request!

[frosty drum]

We do

[rose cape]

he never plays...

[brittle gust]

Sure

[frosty drum]

@frank latch he accepts

[frank latch]

true

[frank latch]

fair

[frank latch]

did I ever send the map update

I can't even remember

[rose cape]

yes

[waxen remnant]

this thing is hideous

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[cunning niche]

@brittle gust Can i have port access?

[brittle gust]

For?

[noble cedar]

@frank latch how is my education looking?

[fallen cipher]

Not a war action

[rapid ibex]

This is disgusting.

[fallen cipher]

Ignored

[noble cedar]

Oh nerd

[fallen cipher]

Nope it's not

[rapid ibex]

There’s a reason we kicked you out

[brittle gust]

Oh we can't do war actions?

Shit

[noble cedar]

@fallen cipher nuke Fakher with my medieval oxygen bomb idk

[fallen cipher]

Okay

[noble cedar]

Wronf ping

Nuke yourself

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape please do divert soldiers away from aegis

:)

[rapid ibex]

Real

[rose cape]

i don't have that many there in the first place

but uhh

[noble cedar]

War never changes……

[frank latch]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Green is brzykna?

Ok

[fallen cipher]

i send a cat picture
THIS IS DISGUSTING THERE'S A REASON WHY WE KICKED YOU OUT!!!

[rose cape]

ahh a beautiful front

[cunning niche]

Troop transport

[frosty drum]

Which war is this one

[frank latch]

ask someone else

[brittle gust]

Yes I can guess that... To and for?

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason you should help me fight against Bryzkna

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[rapid ibex]

My country has excellent history. First we go through a bloody independence, burn our entire original landmass, move into another area and literally afk for a century, and then we ally with our former empire.

[rose cape]

(she's sleeping)

[prime compass]

Its my war yes

[cunning niche]

For glory

[prime compass]

A rebellion

[cunning niche]

And to reach mr blumi faster

[brittle gust]

It won't help you any but if you're being vague

[cunning niche]

@brittle gust

[noble cedar]

Something something USA

[prime compass]

A rebellion for Justice!

[hollow garden]

Bro spent 25K over fortnite

[prime compass]

BOWISTAN!!

Also hi klez

[hollow garden]

hiii belemin

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant is this you

[prime compass]

Bowistan

[brittle gust]

You are allies?

[rapid ibex]

Except for the fact that they didn’t all move to the west coast during independence

[brittle gust]

With blumi?

[west path]

i ball

[rose cape]

something something hungary

[noble cedar]

You got the spirit

[waxen remnant]

WHAT

[west path]

addict

[cunning niche]

Buona sera

[cunning niche]

Yes

Best friendos!

[west path]

📈

[west path]

i now have the most useless ore

in my possession

[brittle gust]

No, I am remaining neutral. Sorry about that

[west path]

wait nvm thats copper

2ndmost useless

[frosty drum]

Lapis:

[rose cape]

enchantments:

[west path]

you've never played minecraft

literally never

[frosty drum]

Gold is used for bartering in the Nether
And other things in the nether

[west path]

millions must farm sugarcane

[west path]

buddy bartering is only useful for speedrunners

the only other thing its useful for is

making piglins non-hostile

👽

[rose cape]

the only thing good about gold is making netherite

oh yeah that too

[west path]

True

[rose cape]

and golden carrots

[hollow garden]

What does copper even do 😭

It's so useless

[west path]

copper most useless
gold 2ndmost useless
lapis 3rd most useless

[fallen cipher]

Are you stupid

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry @rose cape @hollow garden
Adikan troops were able to easily take and capture Brzyknan occupied islands in the West.
While Delarian and Petoldian fleets continue to deal blows against and raid Brzyknan ports and shipping. Including in the north of the straight where Brzykna's "Skippers" were found and captured by Adikan ships.

Jesus

[fallen cipher]

Gold is useful

[hollow garden]

Lapis third useless?

[frosty drum]

Golden Apples

[rapid ibex]

Lapis has exactly one use

[hollow garden]

Is Qevie stupid

[west path]

yeah

[rose cape]

proof?

[west path]

enchantments are a major part of endgame

and gold is required in small quantities and is overabundant

[hollow garden]

🙏

[west path]

so once youre done with it its no longer useful

at all

[novel jay]

I just realized how far away we are

[rapid ibex]

That’s what villagers are for

[wraith quarry]

understood

[frosty drum]

@west path quartz counts as an ore

[west path]

nop

[brittle gust]

What is this war even about

[west path]

also it has some of the most fire decorative blocks ingame

[fallen cipher]

Dumbass

[novel jay]

This is like the Chinese trying to send troops to fight in the 100 years war

[fallen cipher]

IF YOU WANT NETHERITE YOU NEED GOLD

[west path]

ok and

you dont need a shitload of it

and its overabundant

and once you get said netherite you never need it again

[fallen cipher]

Netherite had the best armour and tools in the game

[frank latch]

Maizan provided aid to a rebellion in Guarda because Guarda betrayed them

[brittle gust]

So world war 1: middle ages edition

[frank latch]

Maizan is trying to negotiate with Serrelka (whom believes it was a violation of their non-aggression pact to do this) to end the war

[brittle gust]

🍿

[fallen cipher]

You can also craft rails with gold

[west path]

Yeah so

rails are useless

[brittle gust]

Do not end this it is very funny— if not dumb

[west path]

minecarts barely do shit

[wraith quarry]

wrong

you clearly dont have villagers

or any auto farms

[fallen cipher]

Without the powered rails

[cunning niche]

@frank latch dms 🤫

[fallen cipher]

They are useless

[west path]

buddy

who uses powered rails

[fallen cipher]

And POWERED RAILS ARE CRAFTED WITH GOLD

[wraith quarry]

me...

[west path]

other than autofarmers

[fallen cipher]

who dozen I

Dosent*

[frank latch]

but Bananam is lighting up my DM's about how I railroaded that transporting massive amounts of troops and resources through here is effectively impossible. Even if it is successful, their strength will be greatly diminished.

[west path]

also you can put villagers in boats

[wraith quarry]

i use a rail system to transport potatoes from my potato farm to the slave villager storage area

[west path]

putting them in minecarts feels alien

[wraith quarry]

it's 100x faster with minecarts

ill shot u my system

*show

[fallen cipher]

You can also craft golden apples with gold

[brittle gust]

Insane

[west path]

I dont do autofarming

im not a factorio player

[brittle gust]

I should send pirates after him

[west path]

looting enchanted golden apples looking real yummy

[brittle gust]

It'll be funni....

[fallen cipher]

And in earlier updates you could craft enchanted apples with golden blocks

Also golden carrots

[cunning niche]

But.. i have ports i can access on the way?

And i can do ship repairs

[fallen cipher]

Which is the best food source in the game??

[cunning niche]

At said ports

And can buy food?

[fallen cipher]

And also Piglin trading???

[west path]

Banan

let me introduce you to a concept called naval attrition

[frank latch]

port access doesn't help with the fact that your ships don't have the capacity to carry enough supplies for both crews and military troops

[west path]

and naval diseases

[frank latch]

😭

[fallen cipher]

Gold is also Very important if you wanna craft potions

[frank latch]

in short distances yes

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[frank latch]

but this is too far for that

[west path]

also consider scurvy and sea-sickness which is likely prevalent

[cunning niche]

Its not like im sending to fucking legions

And three armys

[fallen cipher]

And armour trims so yes

[cunning niche]

Just send what i can

[fallen cipher]

GOLD IS USEFUL

[frank latch]

alr

[fallen cipher]

@west path Shut the hell up

[west path]

armour trims...

odd

[frank latch]

Watches as it's attempt to invade that southern kingdom completely fails

[cunning niche]

Easily treatable when i reach the oorts

[west path]

i still dont think its that useful

[fallen cipher]

Least obvious rage bait

[west path]

that is if they don't die to them beforehand

[west path]

call it ragebait but its my opinion 🤫

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape im ready to accept your unconditional surrender

[cunning niche]

I dont know why i have to specify everything down to the last minute detail with you

[west path]

theres other ores that are comparably better

[fallen cipher]

Your opinion is trash

[rose cape]

lol

[cunning niche]

Anyone else would realize what i mean instantly

[west path]

i dont give a shit fakher

[fallen cipher]

In my opinion

[frank latch]

your actions are so vague and idiotic though

[fallen cipher]

GOLD

[west path]

you being mad at me is more childish than anything

[fallen cipher]

Is better than diamond

[frank latch]

I'm explaining to you why it wouldn't work

and you just keep arguing it

[cunning niche]

If i send troops i wouldn’t be sending two fucking armies

I woukd be sending what i can

And i also have acces

To pitstops

[frank latch]

if you aren't sending actual armies
then what's the point?

[cunning niche]

Its not like im doing this journy in one take

[frank latch]

they won't make an effective difference

[cunning niche]

Hold on

[west path]

What

no

no

[cunning niche]

Keep your tears in

[west path]

you are misinterpreting what banan is saying

[wraith quarry]

yes?

[west path]

he is saying that he is carrying a number of troops that the ships can reliably ferry

and doing several trips

to send the armies

which might be a logistical nightmare but is possible

[frank latch]

that seems... pretty stupid too

[cunning niche]

And there is an easier way to go about this

[west path]

Well its what hes doing

i'm laying out his points to you

not translating them to be tactically better

[frank latch]

and I'm also trying to deal with the northern war

right now

[west path]

Oh wait

i might be able to repair a nether portal near me

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-doe-eating-deer-eating-popcorn-funny-gif-4621167703268332056

[west path]

i have a ruined portal really close to my base

[fallen cipher]

Gold uses:
Netherite
Piglin Trading
Rails
Fastest tools
Armour
Golden apples
Enchanted golden apples ( in earlier versions )
Golden food carrots
Potions
Armour trims

Lapis lazuli:
Dye
Enchanting
Armour trims

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Use gold. Fiber Replacement Pork Nitrite Fast Tool Golden Armor Golden Apple Golden Apple (old version) Core weight Food Gold Lapis Lazuli Armor required: Commander armor color.

[wraith quarry]

when will bow update on the war

[rose cape]

never

[cunning niche]

@frank latch i layed it out to you better and simpler

[fallen cipher]

Use gold:
Fiber replacement
Pork nitrite
Fast tool
Golden armor
Golden apple
Golden apple ( old version )
Core weight
Food gold

Lapis lazuli:
Armor required
Commander
Armor color

[frank latch]

it's still effectively Serrelkan troops though
something I need Blumi to either give you command of
or command directly

[cunning niche]

Bro hes not here

[frank latch]

I'm speaking to him in DM's

...

[hollow garden]

He is I think

[cunning niche]

Its impossible for anything to be done

[cunning niche]

Then ask him on my behalf

And show him my plan

[frank latch]

no bro

[cunning niche]

I’ll do that

[frank latch]

I don't have to do everything for you

[cunning niche]

UR IN DMS WITH BIM RN

HES THERE

[rapid ibex]

And lapis is useless for enchanting if you are playing post village update

[cunning niche]

oh my goshhhhhh

Im being asphyxiated rn

[fallen cipher]

Alpha: lapis is more useful!!!

[hollow garden]

Enchanting easily outweighs these miscellaneous uses tho

[fallen cipher]

NSO REFERENCE???

[frank latch]

can I please end this session
I'm not mentally prepared to do this right now

[hollow garden]

The only real useful use of it is golden apples

[cunning niche]

Oh mahhh gahhhh

[hollow garden]

And potions

[frank latch]

and it's pretty derailed at this point

[west path]

not even

[frosty drum]

Ok

[fallen cipher]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

fastest tools that are as efficient as stone

which uh

doesn't do a lot

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[west path]

the armor is shit

[fallen cipher]

Lapis armour doesn't exist

[west path]

golden apples and enchanted golden apples are not that worthwhile to go out of your way to craft when you can loot them

👽

[frosty drum]

Alpha was talking about Gold armor

[west path]

yeah but it serves a pretty critical function that you seem to be underweighing

[fallen cipher]

They are incredibly rare

[west path]

Potions is like... ? sure they're helpful but not the worlds greatest thing

[hollow garden]

@frank latch did you get overwhelmed

[frank latch]

@rose cape @wraith quarry @hollow garden Imma give y'all a final update.
Aware to Brzyknan command, Adikan, Delarian, Petoldian and other joint western troops are currently occupying the Walstun islands. In addition a further attempt to raid Brzyknan ports and naval facilities failed due to Brzyknan naval intercepts.

[frank latch]

incredibly

[fallen cipher]

????

What???

[cunning niche]

Are you ending?

[frank latch]

yes

[fallen cipher]

Are you slow

[frank latch]

I don't wanna do this rn

[rose cape]

1 hour session is crazy

[west path]

when you're at the point of being late enough into the game to reliably craft golden apples then im fairly certain you already have stashed up enough

🤫

[hollow garden]

Sad but alright

[west path]

when do you use potions outside of pvp

👽

[elder arch]

You can tell this guy doesn’t like PVP

[fallen cipher]

You can farm gold

[noble cradle]

@west path I want to burst everyone of your ballloons and burn down all your cities

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[wraith quarry]

real

[fallen cipher]

??????

[west path]

armour trims are mostly cosmetic iirc and i believe you can trim with other ores

[fallen cipher]

Are you actually stupid dude

[wraith quarry]

my minecart system

i use it to transport slaves and potatoes

[west path]

also rails are not that worthwhile unless you're very lategame and need more autofarms

[brittle gust]

Average southerner

[rose cape]

underground railroad is crazy work

[wraith quarry]

FEAR THE REBEL WAR CRY

[frosty drum]

MINECRSFT ORES TIER LIST
(COAL FIRST)

[noble cradle]

i never build a minecraft base, I become a sea pirate and burn down villages, loot ship wrecks, get abaondened nether portals, and profit

[brittle gust]

S

[fallen cipher]

D

[west path]

coal is D

not useful

[rose cape]

C

[brittle gust]

Coal is goated

[rose cape]

early game useful

[west path]

torches:

[noble cradle]

thank the lord for ships with chest

[west path]

thats it

[fallen cipher]

There are multiple other Options that you can use for something that isn't pvp

[rose cape]

fuel:

[west path]

thats all there is

and smelting

[frosty drum]

Charcoal exists

[noble cradle]

b

[west path]

use charcoal

[spring bison]

kill a bigger army

[brittle gust]

Yes it is goated

[noble cradle]

charcoal is way more wasteful

[wraith quarry]

this is the underground storage where i store the potatoes collected from the automatic potato farm

[hollow garden]

A

[wraith quarry]

use kelp

[fallen cipher]

Okay so it's a C-D

[hollow garden]

It's a solid ore

[wraith quarry]

like an elightened species

[west path]

TRUE

[frosty drum]

I'll give it a B tier

[brittle gust]

You're one block away from getting flooded....

[noble cradle]

WAIT

[rose cape]

i think that puts it at B-C

[hollow garden]

And fuel

[noble cradle]

CAN YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT?

[hollow garden]

Important functions

[wraith quarry]

its fine

[frank latch]

@west path Don't listen to anything else
Charcoal is the only good fuel source if you don't have any actual farms

[frosty drum]

NEXT IS COPPER

[noble cradle]

CAN YOU USE KELP AS FUEL?

[spring bison]

one pole, three americans and one brazilian
shit aint gonna work out

[hollow garden]

Don't slander my bro like this

[brittle gust]

Yeah, dried kelp

[noble cradle]

d

[wraith quarry]

yes and 1 kelp block smelts the most items than any other item

[fallen cipher]

One S
One A
One B
One C
Two D

[wraith quarry]

except for lava

or blaze rods

[frosty drum]

NEXT IS COPPER

[wraith quarry]

but

that's okay

[spring bison]

I aint playing on 1 day per 10 minutes

[fallen cipher]

Are you not going to put coal

[fallen cipher]

D

[noble cradle]

dude i wish i knew that for any of my pirate runs

[wraith quarry]

kelp is renewable and you can sustain your fuel off of kelp to make more kelp

[spring bison]

why did bro ping me

[noble cradle]

i couldve had thousands of fuel

[rose cape]

you have to cook kelp to make it 👽

[brittle gust]

Just use Laval like a true enlightened who has reached nirvana

[wraith quarry]

yes.. it's easy

like genuinely brainless

[frosty drum]

I did
This is the base template rn
I'll show yall the final thing when finished

[rose cape]

also just make a blaze farm if youre that late game atp

[fallen cipher]

@frosty drum actually coal should be C

[hollow garden]

Because YOU keep on ghost pinging me in the suzerain server

I caught you

[wraith quarry]

ion like the nether

its scawy

[spring bison]

👽

[frosty drum]

So where is copper gonna be at

Or coal

[spring bison]

is this minecraft

[rose cape]

B imo

[spring bison]

why is it a failure

[frosty drum]

Yes

[noble cradle]

do i make a yayo farm or a beer distillery in rimworld

[hollow garden]

D

Dogshit

[rose cape]

1 hour long

[cunning niche]

Not a failure u just arent prepared

[spring bison]

it deserves S+

[west path]

yes

[rose cape]

F

[west path]

dried kelp blocks

let you smelt 20 blocks

[noble cradle]

im inclined to become a colombian coke dealer

and just have a base in the jungle

[frank latch]

got overwhelmed

wasn't prepared

[west path]

copper is C because its first letter is C

[noble cradle]

Bowistan in a nutshell

[spring bison]

what does he mean by this

[frank latch]

Die

[wraith quarry]

my slaves workers

[west path]

also if you're a builder its decorative capabilities are pretty silly

[hollow garden]

Yeah

[west path]

and lightning rods are unusual

[hollow garden]

Tfym

[fallen cipher]

Coal is C

[frosty drum]

WRONG IMAGE

[hollow garden]

It's TRASH

[fallen cipher]

Copper is D

[frosty drum]

NEXT IS QUARTZ

[frank latch]

@spring bison btw I think you should do something about this

[fallen cipher]

D

[hollow garden]

C ig

[frank latch]

that's not true

[hollow garden]

It kinda looks nice

[fallen cipher]

????

[spring bison]

I wont play bowistan and the revolt is rigged

[hollow garden]

The aesthetic

[west path]

Fellas

we might be fried

[spring bison]

so no

[fallen cipher]

Copper at D but quartz at C?????

[west path]

i fumbled the nether portal

[frank latch]

k

[west path]

as in

[hollow garden]

😭

[frosty drum]

Quartz is cool looking

[west path]

not enough obsidian

[west path]

there wasnt enough obsidian bud

[frosty drum]

NEXT IS IRON

[west path]

host fish mw fish

host fish mw fish

[fallen cipher]

S

[west path]

S

[fallen cipher]

EASILY

[west path]

easily most reliable midgame ore

[frank latch]

S

[west path]

its so peak..

[frosty drum]

Best ore in the game

[west path]

and you can craft shields with it too

and buckets

[frosty drum]

All periods of the game

[frank latch]

and most redstone stuff require it

[hollow garden]

S

It's peak

[wraith quarry]

ruh roh

i didnt expect people to want me to host

[frosty drum]

NEXT IS GOLD

[fallen cipher]

A

[frank latch]

B

[wraith quarry]

C

[fallen cipher]

Nope

Woah dude

[wraith quarry]

gold isnt great but its not useless either

[fallen cipher]

Wdym C????

[fallen cipher]

It's useful

A tier

[wraith quarry]

for stuff

but

you could make a case for B tier

but A is asking too much

[frank latch]

yeah
but golden apples
powered rails

that's... all I got

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[wraith quarry]

they're used for netherite

but

still

[frank latch]

true I suppose

[west path]

you just sort of

[fallen cipher]

Easy A tier

[west path]

pick it up for a while and dump it forever

afterwards

[frank latch]

also used for piglin trading

[wraith quarry]

yeah

[frosty drum]

@west path

[frank latch]

@frosty drum the median is B

[wraith quarry]

B

[frank latch]

put it in B

[frosty drum]

Ik

[west path]

D tier

[wraith quarry]

also

copper?

F tier

literal f tier

[west path]

I just don't think its worthwhile enough

[frank latch]

Copper is D tier

[wraith quarry]

waste of inventory space

[west path]

its mechanics aren't critical enough

[hollow garden]

B

[wraith quarry]

the only good thing copper has is lighting rods

[fallen cipher]

Where's the F tier

[frank latch]

it has it's applications for building
and it's pretty plentiful

[west path]

you just use it to get netherite and stash a tiny bit of it away

[frank latch]

but other than that

just get rid of it

[fallen cipher]

They stopped adding the F tier to tier lists

[west path]

for future netherite

stuff

[wraith quarry]

copper is objectively the most useless ore

[frosty drum]

No because F tier means that it doesn't do shit

NEXT IS DIAMOND ORE