🎲game-room

[wild mason]

They'd probably force the farmers to switch crops and compensate them

[rose cape]

they will end up annexing a lot of the appalachians

not appalachians

rockies

[wild mason]

How would Cali do that

[rose cape]

whatever

[midnight ocean]

not that many farmers especially if they would transfer it to other kinds of crops like you said 👽 I dont think replanting a majority of almond fields would cause a crisis

[rose cape]

anyway the rockies would give that needed water supply likely

[wild mason]

As soon as that water is freed up different people will try and convince the government why they need it more

[rose cape]

the thing is that

new england will definitely suffer food shortages

[midnight ocean]

Like amaze said if this is a state of total war it doesnt really mtter people will do what it takes to survive

[rose cape]

glu has iowa, illinois, and minnesota

[wild mason]

You'd be freeing up 13% of the agricultural water supply by making almond farmers fuck off 💀

[rose cape]

au has california

texas has texas

[wild mason]

Do you think they'd receive humanitarian aid from Canada ?

[rose cape]

but the atlantic coast

is just kinda fucked

[midnight ocean]

Im pretty sure the midwest takes this tbh, they have the population, the industry, and the agriculture. Theyre the largest and most balanced

[rose cape]

their only issue is the rockies

i think

the us probably ends up

[prime compass]

EWWWW

EWWWWW

[rose cape]

with an east west divide

[prime compass]

EWWWWWWWQQQ

MY EYES

[wild mason]

Their biggest issue is internal.
Michigan, Illinois, Ohio would probably all want to be the central authority and all have good justification to be the "feds"

[prime compass]

EWSWWWWW

AAAAAA

@rose cape @rose cape EWE

EQEW

EWW

Holy shit

what am I seeing

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[prime compass]

Leave

[midnight ocean]

If were really going in that deep into the scenario maybe but considering how goofy this proposed war is idk

[rose cape]

southwest is definitely collapsing first

too many internal problems

no food

surrounded by stronger enemies

[wild mason]

It'd probably end in a compromise though.
Senate in Columbus, S. C. In Detroit, Congress in Chicago.
Something like that.

[rose cape]

no industry

[rose cape]

chicago will probably hold a lot more power i feel

[midnight ocean]

Idk I could see New England going out first to pure turmoil due to lack of food and resources especially if their access to virginia gets cut off by the great lakes or the crescent. I could also see the 4 corners going out first purely because of how little they have going for them

[rose cape]

especially given the fact that illinois and the states west of it control the food

[rose cape]

oh yeah but

im talking about after the useless ones get eliminated

[wild mason]

That's why they have " Congress " in this compromise.
Also without the rest of the U.S. like Texas and Cali cities like Traverse City or Toledo suddenly have a lot more playing power over commerce and industry.

[rose cape]

@midnight ocean atp

[rose cape]

there is also the issue of

pittsburgh

which i think they can

realistically take

[midnight ocean]

This looks about right but I could see the gulf being a lot less successful and the au collapsing like I said

[wild mason]

The Gulf here is basically a failed post-apocalyptic wasteland that no one would willingly invade. It's better to just let them rot and peacefully grab up the places you want when they're desperate.

[midnight ocean]

what is this scenario?

I thought it was just what if we divided up the US and made them go to war

[wild mason]

Well without the Feds the gulf which already had poor infrastructure would enter a severe depression. They would be unable to maintain many institutions and would be denied imports like food and tech. Disasters would ravage them with no realistic route to recovery while invasive species like kudzu and pythons would overrun them.

[midnight ocean]

so the scenario is what if every single person in the government died?

[wild mason]

Acnaq.
No.
Okay.
These states are the most reliant on other states and suddenly have that torn away. No more FEMA, no more federal grants, no more federal efforts to contain invasive species. They of course would try these things on their own but they'd already be in such a pit it'd barely do anything.

[midnight ocean]

Are you dense Im asking what the SCENARIO is. As in why the US is divided and fighting 👽

[wild mason]

The best thing they'd have going for them in Tourism in Florida which would not last when the towns are eventually sunk or torn to shreds.

[wild mason]

Bookish pick came up with a map.
AmazTING made a reasonable prediction. I started commenting on it.
You'd have to ask @prisma flame WHY

[wild mason]

Back onto this I feel like internally Pennsylvania would be having an identity crisis given they act as the bridge between New England and the Midwest

[midnight ocean]

The initial state of the map is pretty important to figuring out where it goes. Are all the factions at war with eachother to reunite the country? Are there tensions but varied states of peace? Is the country stable enough for other countries to interact with them for trade and aid?

[wild mason]

This is assuming no intervention were to occur.
If it were Canada would probably be a massive supporter of the Pacific and Great Lakes.

China would probably sweep the south up and prop up something there to suit their interests.

Texas probably goes isolationist.

New England might be forced to make peace with what they have and possibly give concessions to the Great Lakes of Canada has a say

Four corners probably gets absorbed willing between their neighbors.

I could see Georgia going on their own and leaving Tennessee to the Midwest.
North Carolina probably joins new England. If Georgia went their own way they'd probably want to annex S.C.

Most of the Great plains would be one Midwestern with most of them probably willing to join anyone else for security.

Idaho is a tossup. They may want to actually take land from Oregon and Washington. Being that a military victory is possible they may try to speak for it in exchange for something.

[midnight ocean]

idk about the four corners immediately letting themselves be partitioned. Considering they formed an alliance it seems like they want to stay independant

[wild mason]

I just can't see a way a literal desert which is now cut off from external water would want to stay like that.
Even if they did want independence they're certainly not keeping it.

[rose cape]

they would still get steamrolled by cali tho

and texas

[midnight ocean]

Yeah thats my prediction

They would get pressured into joining sides, put up a resistance, than get destroyed

[rose cape]

same with great plains states

[midnight ocean]

Maybe, but since they arent a literal desert and have a lot more space to work with I think they would maybe shrink but stay independant

[rose cape]

they have the lowest population

of any alliance

and they would be fighting

[wild mason]

At best they get to remain a buffer state like Mongolia between Texas and California

That's their best case scenario

[rose cape]

midwest and cali

this is great plains

[wild mason]

Ohhh

I thought you meant 4 corners

[rose cape]

nope

but great plains would get eaten alive

[midnight ocean]

I think the 4 corners has it worse off than the great plains

[rose cape]

the great plains literally has less people than washington and oregon

plus there's like

no one there

[midnight ocean]

in fact the great plains could bank off of the 4 corners being the first to go and take some of it

A small part

[wild mason]

Why would they even do that

[rose cape]

they have nothing

it's like

not even a contest

it's just whoever can move through their states the fastest gets to keep it

[wild mason]

They'd be better off trying to stay independent by trying to be another nation's bitch

[midnight ocean]

Capitalize off of the 4 corners being eaten up by texas and cali by taking some parts of northern Utah and Colorado where theres likely to be minimal resistance?

[wild mason]

I wonder if Texas and the Midwest would become allies here.

[midnight ocean]

I was assuming this was a no-peace battle royale because ideally all the states would just reunite otherwise

[wild mason]

I was thinking of this as like

What states remain that cannot conquer each other

[rose cape]

midwest would def conquer texas

cali might even cross the rockies to get some

[midnight ocean]

I think the midwest would focus on new england and the east coast more than texas

[wild mason]

I don't think Cali would allow that though. Even though they don't like Texas I don't think theyd like them would want the Midwest on their doorstep now with Texan industry.
I

[rose cape]

i mean after the east coast falls

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wild mason]

That would be stupid

[rose cape]

proof?

[wild mason]

I think IF the Midwest were to invade Texas before taking the Northeast , Cali and the Northeast would see this as their chance to carve out little pieces of the Midwest and weaken them while they're distracted with an offensive war.

[midnight ocean]

In this scenario the Pacific would be much more likely to go after texas than the great lakes

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[rose cape]

true

i think this is much more likely

the northeast will want to quickly capture the midwest to get a stable food supply

[wild mason]

Okay show what you think the map would look like 10 years out from the current one because we have divergent ideas of how it would go down

[midnight ocean]

Sending your troops over the great plains to conquer the great lakes would be a logistics nightmare for very little initial profit meanwhile marching your troops down the Rio Grande and taking like 90 percent of the texas population by counqeruing their south would be much easier and more worth it

[wild mason]

Even just holding up to that part of Ohio would help their food stores immensely

[rose cape]

there are

two possible outcomes

eithr

new england succeeds

or they fail

[hollow bobcat]

Alaska is definitely not getting ignored by everyone 👽

Trillions of oils mukbang 😱

[wild mason]

I literally clarified that in the Scenario of imagined they'd just be carving out little pieces not trying to March on Chicago.

[rose cape]

russian territory:

[midnight ocean]

It was apparently conqeured by russia so out of the picture

[hollow bobcat]

That's what I said

[rose cape]

there is not much gain to doing that

aside from land = power

[midnight ocean]

they might but texas is a lot more valuable

[hollow bobcat]

Ok but without proper contexts

My bad

🤔

[rose cape]

texas oil 😋

[midnight ocean]

Texan oil, industry, farmland (if they make it to the east), and population (assuming years of total war havent cooked that statistic) are more valuable than a slice of the great plains

[rose cape]

scenario 1: fall of new england

[wild mason]

It's not about land = power.
If they can hold a moderate amount of easily captured territory on the other side of the Rockies it can serve as a deterrent to the Midwest against them. Cali also has enough population that they can encourage settler conquest by supporting that area.

[rose cape]

sure but it's not as good as just

getting texas

[midnight ocean]

Yes but risking a counteroffensive from the midwest, who is likely the strongest faction at this point in time, isnt the best Idea

[elder arch]

in every single map war everyone assumes land is power and i have no idea why

[midnight ocean]

Reference to the west in manneva

[wild mason]

This is assuming they do this while The Midwest is at war with Texas. You get to weaken them while they weaken take state you next conquer.

[elder arch]

Please stop mentioning manneva and how i lost horribly

I still can’t get over it

[rose cape]

scenario 2: complete collapse of the midwest

[wild mason]

I think NC. Is Salvageable in both scenarios.

[rose cape]

with like

4 factions

fighting there

place will be a wasteland by the end

[midnight ocean]

If the midwest is at war with texas than yeah definitely going like 20:80 with the smaller part taking out land in the plains and the larger part taking over southern texas would definitely put the pu in the best spot but I dont see the midwest going after texas for a while

[wild mason]

I also think in both of these they'd want to recover Western Mississippi, even if it's not very inhabited.

[prime compass]

Hi blum!!

[wild mason]

That way they know they have full control of the river.

Also without the central government wait

There's something huge we missed

[prime compass]

Can I have mouse pls

[wild mason]

This whole time it is unlikely the forced course of the Mississippi was maintained, meaning Louisiana's economy is 💀

[rose cape]

scenario 3: partial collapse of the midwest/partial success of new england

[prime compass]

More..

Cute mouse pls

[midnight ocean]

I think after taking over most of the great plains and possibly some parts in the east the midwest would and should play defensive and wait for one of their surrounding nations to become especially weakened before opening up and going on an offensive. As playing especially aggressive would put the midwest in a bad spot after initial gains

[prime compass]

I need something...even cuter!

[wild mason]

@rose cape

[rose cape]

real

[midnight ocean]

hasnt luisiana been pretty irrelevant in this whole discussion anyway

[rose cape]

you may be right yeah

[prime compass]

Aw

[wild mason]

This is because we were under the assumption that the Mississippi River wasn't on a forced course. Then I remembered that it is and without that being maintained the course of the mouth changes.

[midnight ocean]

wdym forced course

[rose cape]

so yeah i think the real winner here is california

[wild mason]

So they're literally redirecting the Mississippi to keep it en route to old ports instead of letting it naturally shift.

[midnight ocean]

I still think the midwest has the biggest advantage they just need to be smart about when to attack and when not to

[rose cape]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_River_Control_Structure

[midnight ocean]

isnt this something that would only be relevant after a really long time like I would assume you cant change the entire course of the mississippi with a switch

[rose cape]

they will get attacked by new england no matter what

[rose cape]

(you can)

well at least the louisiana portion

[elder arch]

I know what i’m doing today

[midnight ocean]

New england is a glass cannon. They have the most population and initial industry and resources but without the consistent trade and imports they have irl they would fall apart in a prolongued conflict, especially against a midwest strengthened by taking over the great plains

[rose cape]

which is why the scenario depends on the success of their blitz

[wild mason]

Now this is most interesting because long term I think the Midwest and Northeast are just going to get integrated into each other and they both probably have their main focus on restoring order in the South as their only safe route of expansion.

[rose cape]

the northeast will probably collapse in another 10 years imo

even with taking ohio

[wild mason]

Also why does this map cut Toledo in 2
Did New England really hate it that much

[midnight ocean]

I think its more likely that New England wouldnt be able to successfully take let alone hold the eastern part of the great lakes. In the most realistic scenario, they would be very initially successful, but the midwest would eventually be able to rally and push them back as they struggle more and more the further they push west

[rose cape]

toldeo is the volgograd of our time

i cant use the old name unfortunately

[rose cape]

@frosty drum would you fight to save mini soda

[wild mason]

If they can't fully take Toledo it means that Ohio probably still has the bass islands and Kelley's island, which can act as a staging point for a recapture of Cleveland.

[rose cape]

nope

[wild mason]

Why wouldn't Ohio have the bass islands here

Do you not know about Put in Bay 1812...

Ohio would have every living soul they could muster to ensure they keep those islands.
They'd also probably hold out quite a whole trying to keep Sandusky.

[rose cape]

real

blumi would you fight to defend akron

[silent smelt]

hello

good morning

[wild mason]

Do you see why holding Marblehead, Sandusky, and the bass islands would be the main goal of Ohio here if they know they're taking a loss.

[rose cape]

yep but they failed

[wild mason]

I think this might force Canadian intervention because the fighting over the Bass Islands might violate Canadian waters

Either New England does it taking that risk
Or they leave them be and focus on Cleveland

[silent smelt]

yapperonis

[rose cape]

300 thousand died trying to cross maumee river 😔

[silent smelt]

I have no idea what that is or why they just couldn't go on a bridge 🤓

[wild mason]

Oh yeah the Maumee is kinda crazy I cannot lie.
Anyways do you think Canada would actually intervene if fighting over the Bass Islands happened ?
AND, of they don't intervene, do you think either the Midwest or New England would try capturing Pelee island ?

[wild mason]

I'm living the dream with an excuse to talk about the Midwest

[silent smelt]

should I do the vicky 3

[wild mason]

Yeah

[rose cape]

nope no one is tryna capture pelee island imo

[silent smelt]

Also did you download it

[rose cape]

cuz if they do they will get destroyed by canadia

[silent smelt]

it's kinda good even without dlcs

[wild mason]

No I got distracted q lpy

[silent smelt]

1853 state of the union

literacy rate

[silent smelt]

current migration attraction targets

[wild mason]

Wow..

[silent smelt]

starvation

[elder arch]

Is victoria 3 free to keep or is it just a free weekend

[silent smelt]

gdp

[silent smelt]

only for the weekend

[wild mason]

The south has recovered quite a bit.

[elder arch]

BORING

[silent smelt]

mhm

[silent smelt]

current geopolitical situation

[wild mason]

Is China's GDP actually doing well or just very green because of sheer population.

[silent smelt]

it is due to their population

and also opium trade

they mass produce cheap goods like grain

that later on go extinct as the game progresses

[wild mason]

Yet they all end up starving

[silent smelt]

true...

prussia is initiating a diplomatic play in south germany

the target is austria

prussia demands german unification leadership, to humiliate austria

conquer the hanoverian brunswick, conquer elbe, conquer hanover

and austria on the other hand

also deamnds german leadership, a regime change in frankfurt and to humiliate prussia

nearly every german minor state sided with prussia, besides hanover

the prussians have a slight disadvantage on the main front

as for hanover, they might be overestimating their strength 👽

the first battle will most likely result in an austrian victory

[wild mason]

Has Europe seen any more chances besides this

[wild mason]

Fuck Austria.

[silent smelt]

ive just noticed the brits landed in paris,

this is all over a port in africa

nevermind, in india

[rose cape]

unreal

[silent smelt]

the brits demand this port over from the french

[rose cape]

why is this part of india so rich

is it just population again

[silent smelt]

it is caused most likely by population

here is the classes sol and income

in india

actually theyre not doing that bad besides the lower class

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

i have no idea why the prussians are focusing on hanover so much

[wild mason]

Which is probably the vast majority of the population

[silent smelt]

yeahh

hanover has been defeated and the prussians are now focusing all their forces on austria

could we see a turnaround?

first battle on the front results in a prussian victory

[wild mason]

I hate looking at this

[wild mason]

That's much easier to understand

[rose cape]

pr ussia

[rose cape]

this is ugly ash

[elder arch]

It’s pre-german reunification borders what do you expect

[wild mason]

5 more hours . M...

[rose cape]

compared to #🎲game-room message

[elder arch]

until what

[rose cape]

bowistan

[wild mason]

Bro doesn't know 🤣

[elder arch]

what is it???

[rose cape]

those who nose

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wild mason]

Those who grow 🪴

[rose cape]

not you

[silent smelt]

the war between austria and prussia resulted in a white peace, both sides are still in contention for german unification, with prussia having the most supporters

[wild mason]

Those who sow 🧑‍🌾

[silent smelt]

prussia however managed to annex all of hanover

[rose cape]

those who plow

[wild mason]

Those who glow ☀️

[rose cape]

mustard

[silent smelt]

the afroamerican movement radicalized in the south

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

they wish to enact cultural exclusion or multiculturalism

[rose cape]

46% to secession

the csa will be no more

[silent smelt]

that piece of land is controlled by a british subject

not even a crown colony

[rose cape]

greece

[wild mason]

The CSA is always doomed to become slowly be torn apart and rot under the weight of strangling kudzu. The mists rise over dilapidated streets and barren fields.
They simply could never be successful.

[silent smelt]

however, major dilemma, in order to enact cultural exclusion, the south would need to get rid of slavery

is this the end of the confederates?

[rose cape]

soon...

[rose cape]

hopefully

[silent smelt]

devastation from war in silesia

elections in the united states

[wild mason]

Getting closer to the actual US

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

confederates countryside compared to

the northerners countryside

[silent smelt]

manor houses with huge cotton farms...

[wild mason]

Yes Jarz that was fairly obvious

[silent smelt]

i didnt notice them at first 👽

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

difference in literacy between the north and south

hungary vs austria too

the north (us) is working on enacting secret police

[rose cape]

@silent smelt very sad story 😔

wait it's free

for the weekend

i have an idea 😈

[silent smelt]

yes

and it has multiplayer :O

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

youre from serbia right?

[rose cape]

👽

[silent smelt]

us?

[rose cape]

🦅

🇺🇸

[wild mason]

How does it being free for a weekend even work

[silent smelt]

continuation of the prussian austrian war

[silent smelt]

you download it, you can play it

once the weekend ends

youll have it downloaded but in order to press the play button

[rose cape]

once the weekend ends 😈

[wild mason]

Can I force it to stay free

[rose cape]

yes

[silent smelt]

youll have to pay 50usd

[silent smelt]

noperonis

but i could buy it for you next month

on rizzmas

[wild mason]

Why are multiple people offering to buy me historical strategy games

What causes this 😭

Jarz you don't need to buy me anything

[silent smelt]

youre a great person with lots of potential

[west path]

they dont own jutland

they own schleiswig holstein

[wild mason]

Which is part of the peninsula called Jutland

[west path]

Jutland is fully danish owned

[wild mason]

Jutland is also the name of the peninsula

[west path]

oh wait it is literally the 24th

[silent smelt]

oh wait yeah

crazy

i have no idea where the prussian army is, all fronts are in favour of austria

[west path]

yeah but im fairly certain saying they own Jutland is ought to stir some debates

@wild mason also you were wrong

jutland is danish schleswig is german

[rose cape]

almost like

[west path]

can we get an undertale war

[rose cape]

this is WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING

[rose cape]

hold on i need to download victoria 3

[west path]

so blumi is LYING

[rose cape]

and my internet will crash

[west path]

amen

[rose cape]

so be back in like 20 minutes

[west path]

sans vs papyrus fandom whos winning

[rose cape]

🙏

[west path]

give me your internet

its too fast

[silent smelt]

prussia got steamed

[rose cape]

it's slow

[midnight ocean]

what game is thsi

[rose cape]

peak image loading

[rose cape]

victoria 3

[west path]

buddy i would take 4 hours to download vic3

did i say 4 no i meant 7

[midnight ocean]

oh yeah I got that for later

[midnight ocean]

bruh its 3 gigs what 2000s wifi are you running 😭

[west path]

i cant comprehend urban internet

its speeds are inconceivable to me

[wild mason]

How do you not know the hair you just downloaded ????

[west path]

rural internet

[wild mason]

Autocorrect if you could stop changing every 4 letter word to something completely wrong that would be nice.

[midnight ocean]

I literally clicked download and thats it I dont know or care about vic3 I just collect free paradox games for when I want to try them out later

[silent smelt]

wowzeronis

the first victoria 3 jarz mp multiplayer game will commence today

[west path]

you should make the slovaks the dominant culture in austria

[silent smelt]

because today is the only chance to play it

[west path]

or release slovakia and play as them

[silent smelt]

i tried that once

i shortly after realized i have no natural resources

[west path]

accurate to real life

[silent smelt]

so i couldnt invent dynamite

@wild mason blumi guess what

your dreams came true

[rose cape]

chicken butt

[west path]

i think that was just the froh mafia working against you ngl

[wild mason]

Which one

[rose cape]

is jarz santa?

[silent smelt]

the united states are attacking the confederates

but not to ban slavery or annex them

theyre helping the mexican proletariat revolt

[west path]

NOOO

WORKERS RIGHTS ARE SPREADING TO AMERICA

THE WEST IS DOOMED

[west path]

why is the north stronger than the south

[silent smelt]

i wonder why 👽

[west path]

I think the south should take texas and uhh

literally everything

only michigan should remain union owned

[wild mason]

AmazTING Acnaq and I literally had a 2 hour discussion that amounted to " so yeah the Midwest is overpowered " especially with new England

[silent smelt]

@west path the polish win pomerania and posen

and are slowly taking over silesia

[west path]

theres no way

[rose cape]

@silent smelt stream in vc 1

[silent smelt]

in wake of the revolution, the us stole utah from mexico

[wild mason]

What's something with Caffeine

[silent smelt]

sorry

[silent smelt]

coffee

tea

[rose cape]

true

[silent smelt]

i cant stream

ive got 10 fps otherwise

[rose cape]

wy

why

[rose cape]

oh

[silent smelt]

i am lagging just typing

[rose cape]

very sad

[silent smelt]

state of the union

[rose cape]

image not loading

[silent smelt]

its cause youre downloading stuff i think

it might take a while

[rose cape]

10:54 remaining

[wild mason]

Why does the U.S. Anyways get baja

[rose cape]

@wild mason when are you taking the title of santa back

[silent smelt]

to be fair the us looks way nicer with baja

[wild mason]

Wdym

[west path]

amazrat should i set up mcdonalds in my singleplayer mc world

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[silent smelt]

north mexico won against the us and forced the us to return utah

[rose cape]

yes

[wild mason]

2 years

When are people giving me 20 games

[rose cape]

is that when you get a 200k/year job

[rose cape]

how much does it costa

costa rica

[wild mason]

Do not

[rose cape]

do not what

[silent smelt]

the austrians seek to liberate the west slovaks from hungary and also west hungars

the hungarians on the otherhand seek to free the polish

[rose cape]

based?

[rose cape]

unreal

[wild mason]

Wtf

[silent smelt]

goofy

[wild mason]

Why is my tea thick and slimy and sticky

[silent smelt]

hungary has an advantage

[silent smelt]

what does bluwmi mean by this????

[rose cape]

did you not put enough water in it

[wild mason]

It's the same amount of usually use

[rose cape]

whihc brand

[wild mason]

"Stash"

[rose cape]

checks out

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-you-smell-nice-cat-fart-fard-smell-gif-21351422

[hardy saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779663155055296513/1265409656247812096/DuoShower.mov?ex=66a16814&is=66a01694&hm=dd89f2d32160de6424da6b402d83d8f304ee313f69fbaae9c2daa1948f3f5dd7&

[wild mason]

I did shower and all it did was ruin my hair

[rose cape]

did you use soap

[silent smelt]

no idea what the french are doing

[wild mason]

Wham0o

[rose cape]

Wham0o

WHAT

[wild mason]

Delsih Merlahahe

[rose cape]

alien internet

[silent smelt]

you cant watch film theories whilst downloading games

the austrohungarian war ended in a stalemate

[wild mason]

Why not

Just watch it on your phone with data

Problem salmcec

[rose cape]

salmcec

[silent smelt]

something huge is happening in the south

their gdp per headcount matches that of the us

wowzers

did they discover oil or smth

[rose cape]

65 cents

[wild mason]

Zahkelbah

[rose cape]

watch your mouth

[wild mason]

They cannot survive .

[silent smelt]

afroamerican standards of living of capitalists and politician

[rose cape]

real

[silent smelt]

standard of living of other afroamerican occupancies

thier discrimination level is 3

[rose cape]

everyone has open prejudice

does this mean no one does 🤔

[silent smelt]

3rd austro-prussian war

not even going to document this

[rose cape]

real

[wild mason]

What's happening in Azerbaijan

[silent smelt]

well for example the ercanians would suffer from violent hostility (discrimination level 1) and cultural erasure (discrimination level 2)

in the south

[rose cape]

ercanians

👽

[rose cape]

@quick idol when are you forming transcaucasia

[silent smelt]

russia defeated the insurgents

and is now deporting them to

[rose cape]

transcaucasia is joever

[silent smelt]

i think turkey

[rose cape]

it's over for the armenians

they are cooked

[silent smelt]

theyre slowly being deported

massive gdp growth sprout

[wild mason]

Die you Dixie bastards

[silent smelt]

prussia could win in austria

prussia has made a breakthrough and annexed the bavarian rhineland

[silent smelt]

cnn now safely project for prussia to win

prussia is now the sole candidate to unify germany

[rose cape]

whAT

[silent smelt]

the us is abolishing secrt police

[rose cape]

unreal

[rose cape]

they voted to abolish secret police 👽

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch

[silent smelt]

china ceded amur to russia

[rose cape]

real

why did they do that

[silent smelt]

because russia asked them :/

[rose cape]

bruh

[wild mason]

Are they stupid

[rose cape]

yes

[silent smelt]

power blocs 🥶

[rose cape]

wtf is going on with france and with spain

[silent smelt]

they french just walked in

elections in the us

the cnn now predicts for the polish to win the state of silesia @west path

[west path]

we win these

[silent smelt]

russia has ceded its coastline to moldavia

[rose cape]

real

[rose cape]

150k political strength 💀

[silent smelt]

another prussia austria war

@wild mason breaking news

scandinavia and the north german confederation was formed

[wild mason]

I was trying to deep

[silent smelt]

romania was also formed

[rose cape]

11 years late...

[rose cape]

deep

[silent smelt]

oh my days.....

[prime compass]

What happen

[wild mason]

Well I got at least 10 minutes of sleep

[prime compass]

Hi blum!!!

[wild mason]

I am iny fortress of blankets

[west path]

This is deep...

[silent smelt]

sometimes, i wish i lived in the us

[west path]

i need to see if a polish revolt is going on

[silent smelt]

noperonis, but the danish revolt is going on

[west path]

being a rich person in europe is more of an accomplishment than being a richer person in the US

this is because there is no more middle class in the US

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/트럼프-일론-일론머스크-춤-musk-gif-14611234391948951568

but then again

slovakia isnt exactly the land of hope and glory

being one of the 903 was surely nice but

[west path]

Dont let them rise back up

[west path]

mfw EU:

[silent smelt]

yeah the eu hates us

we do politics on all 4 sides of the world

[west path]

can't you just move somewhere else 😭

[silent smelt]

except the sides are called east

[west path]

Like all eastern europeans

[silent smelt]

soon...

[west path]

except poland

[marsh lance]

ereal

[west path]

we're the favorite child

[prime compass]

Llalalalalala

AAAA

[west path]

@silent smelt do you think we should bring the UK back into the eu

my honest reaction to that is hell naw

they'd honestly drag us down more than anything

[silent smelt]

okay

[prime compass]

Hi pat @marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Hellooo

[rose cape]

unreal

[west path]

The danish should win..

[prime compass]

Hru

[rose cape]

no

[silent smelt]

and oh my days the danes are here

bokoen03

lego

what else

bluetooth

[west path]

We must stop this madness

[prime compass]

We

Are

Steve

@west path hello when hosta?

[silent smelt]

they lasted 3 days

[west path]

never

trust

[prime compass]

Pls..

I want qeva peak

[silent smelt]

BUT OH MY DAYS WHAT IS THIS I AM SEEING HERE

[silent smelt]

THESE ARE THE REFORMS THE SOCIALISTS CALL FOR

[prime compass]

Fein

[silent smelt]

okay wait i dont think you can read the images

[prime compass]

Genocide them 💯

[silent smelt]

they want a council republic, command or collectivize the economy, they want protectionism, proportional taxation, regulatory bodies and old age pension

[rose cape]

what

[marsh lance]

Im alr hbu

[prime compass]

Good

[prime compass]

Chicken butt

[west path]

fried

[silent smelt]

the uk is now a banana republic

[marsh lance]

What bananas they growing 😭

[silent smelt]

current laws in the uk

i gtg but this is a cold turnaround

we have the banana republic

the socialist movement in germany

[prime compass]

Vanan

[marsh lance]

Slavery banned but they kept wage slavery 😂

[prime compass]

2 hours 34 min until bowistan...

[marsh lance]

L oligarchs

[marsh lance]

@silent smelt elaborate

[wild mason]

Can you blow up my DMs when it starts to make sure I wake up

[prime compass]

Just mass ping yes?

[wild mason]

Yea

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

rea

@marsh lance i see you playing rimworld...

thats not allowed buddy

[prime compass]

@marsh lance dont listen to him
Play rimworld all day!

[west path]

ILLEGAL

playing rimworld is illegal

[prime compass]

One should not listen to someone who is below 5'6

[west path]

why did my ass get logged out of my minecraft accoun

[cunning niche]

I hack

[west path]

evil banan

[marsh lance]

Why nawt

[west path]

because yes

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-wave-hello-jaron-hello-hi-gif-7054401251803609527

[west path]

we need to create the worldbox equivalent of tpmc

we need a gama room minecraft server

[west path]

evil seal

[prime compass]

You rat

[prime compass]

Hi pata

[marsh lance]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[prime compass]

I said hi

[silent smelt]

@rose cape have you got it installed?

[prime compass]

@marsh lance the cost for such disrespect..no more pizza

[silent smelt]

can someone buy me the company jig dance in fortnite?

[prime compass]

Ok

[silent smelt]

add me

CreepsAreCreepin

[prime compass]

No

Nvm

[west path]

never

[silent smelt]

notice how I'm a philanthropist buying every gameroomer victoria 3 so they can educate Don Banam and King Nekcrop on how politics work but belemin is unable to spare 4 bucks worth of vbucks 🤓 🤓 🤓

[prime compass]

Cant you buy it yourself vro..

[west path]

there was a zombie hiding in my homes roof wtf

[silent smelt]

no, otherwise I wouldn't have been asking alien

[prime compass]

Broke...

[hollow bobcat]

@midnight ocean Would you use "sfop itnv"

[midnight ocean]

yes thats how I won the war against decafa

[silent smelt]

@rose cape ehmazing

[west path]

is it a magic spell

[west path]

its ehmazrat

he rebranded

[silent smelt]

@wild mason @rose cape @west path @spring bison would a victoria 3 multiplayer game be possible

[west path]

i cant run vic3

[silent smelt]

:/

@wild mason should i make the north declare on the south?

coming at you live, the united states is declaring war on mexico, theyll be seeking most of their land back besides... utah???

all the conquered and annexed states will be deemed as free territory

[west path]

oh my days

[silent smelt]

nevermind the us has just declared that they also seek to get utah back

[west path]

dont let the US win ✊ mexico you gotta win this

[west path]

whos the superior military power

also can i see a cultural map of europe

@rose cape buddy... you havent hopped on the wandering village for a month...

you will perish

[silent smelt]

and oh my days, isnt this beautiful

the us is now going after canada

plus the socialist revolt was crushed in germany

[midnight ocean]

legendary grand throne @west path

[silent smelt]

breaking news coming at you live, the united states has acquired all of alaska

[midnight ocean]

its worth like 5000 smackeronies in silver

[west path]

why did you build it

[silent smelt]

AND OH MY DAYS

THE FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD HAS JUST INFORMED ME

THAT THE UNITED STATES OAF AMERICA ARE ON THE ULTIMATE BRINK OF BANKRUPTCY

[west path]

absolute fumble

@midnight ocean do you even have an empire psycaster

[midnight ocean]

not a very good one but yeah

[west path]

why'd you build the throne then

[midnight ocean]

for when he gets good

[west path]

if they arent like a fucking baron or count

[west path]

3 years

minimum

Why must natural psycasters only be available to tribal colonies..

[midnight ocean]

My extremely skilled construction guy got inspiration I couldnt pass that up

[west path]

ok thats valid

[west path]

how long have you been no lifing rimworld for vro

[silent smelt]

germany is making an unification play and is winning on all fronts so far

[west path]

the cause of this is internal sabotage caused by the 903 slovak aristocrats

[midnight ocean]

not even that long Ive only put like 6-10 hours into this run i think

[west path]

also tf is hungary fully independent

😭

[silent smelt]

rakoczi won...

the russians didnt come

[west path]

crazy

austria is abominable now

[west path]

also whats the government of russia

[west path]

skull

[silent smelt]

tsardom

the tsar only has the gentry assembly (landowners ) in his advisors cabinet

[midnight ocean]

why the skull

[marsh lance]

Yeah im ngl i tried to start a new colony in the boreal forest ts is cooking me

I dont settle in frigid areas like i used to 😔

Cassandra classic my OPP

[west path]

what

[west path]

why does bro think i only settle in warm areas..

[midnight ocean]

Imagine settling anywhere other than a literally perfect mild climate zone with mountains and a river

[west path]

imagine settling anywhere that doesnt have an all year round growth period

[midnight ocean]

I literally got my dream seed this run

[midnight ocean]

exactly

[west path]

my ass HATES the cold areas man

theyre evil

desert sucks ass too theres basically zero soil fertility

[west path]

permanent summer??

[midnight ocean]

yeah

[west path]

even i didnt have permanent summer wtf

[midnight ocean]

👽

thats basically anywhere within 10 degrees of the equator

[west path]

creyzee

[midnight ocean]

Basically Socal weather

lows of 40 degrees

[west path]

i just settled in spots that didnt go below 3 celsius in winter

[west path]

Abolish fahrenheit

it doesnt make sense

it feels so arbitrary

[midnight ocean]

nah

[west path]

it is

[midnight ocean]

Im mostly a metric european measurement guy but fehreneit hits for tempurature

same with feet and inches for height

[west path]

what

fahrenheit does not make sense

like what is it based on 😭

[midnight ocean]

some random thing

But for tempurature and weather especially I like it a lot more

[west path]

the only thing i find fahrenheit useful for is just cooking

regular temperature measurement should be celsius

[silent smelt]

ITS OFFICIAL, ITS CONFIRMED, THE DEAL IS SEALED, THE LITHUANIANS WIN THE STATE OF EAST PRUSSIA

[midnight ocean]

the range for fahrenheit makes it a lot more intuitive for natural tempurature compared to celsius where you only really go 0-20 it feels a lot more stiff

[west path]

0-20?

20 is spring temp

[midnight ocean]

freezing to room tempurature is like 90% of the weather in europe

[west path]

not even 😭

[midnight ocean]

well not these days with global warming but still

[marsh lance]

I used to be baller at boreal colonies

[west path]

we have literally had higher temperature peaks than some of your warmer states

[midnight ocean]

ok bud you arent beating death valley

[marsh lance]

Omg

Its beautiful

[frosty drum]

Fahrenheit is best frfr

[midnight ocean]

literally right its so perfect

[marsh lance]

Be be because pretty snow

[west path]

no shit

its below sea level, its completely dry meaning the soil bounces off temp

it is literally the ideal condition for temperature peaks

[marsh lance]

This is where a european education gets you

[midnight ocean]

unless by "some of your warmer states" you mean like south carolina european heat cannot compete with anywhere in the southwest US

[west path]

@midnight ocean what was this critter saying

[midnight ocean]

it was a tempurature all of arizona gets for 2 months out of each year once 100 years ago 🤯

[silent smelt]

I WAS JUST TOLD THAT THE DEAL IS SEALED @wild mason

THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA HAVE BANNED SLAVERY

[west path]

here

[midnight ocean]

It was literally this or hotter the entire time I was driving through central California this summer

[west path]

this is romanias highest temp

[west path]

we still get a consistent 32 degrees celsius in summer

👽

[silent smelt]

GERMANY NOW HAS REGULATORY BODIES

[west path]

like you guys overexaggerate european temperatures

[midnight ocean]

ok doesnt change the fact that fahrenheit has a wider range for this stuff

[west path]

i still think celsius is better honestly

[midnight ocean]

mid

[west path]

seeing the temperature in celsius at a glance immediately tells me how its gonna feel like outside

because it has a smaller range you kind of

[west path]

remember how temps feel

rather than getting an estimate

[midnight ocean]

saying "oh its 6 degrees" doesnt hit as hard as saying "Its 42 degrees"

[west path]

42 degrees... millions must boil

[wraith quarry]

i got nitro

[midnight ocean]

most deadly tempurature in england

[midnight ocean]

anyway I gotta get back to rimwordl

[wraith quarry]

[hollow bobcat]

Remember when you denied getting nitro from Trazyn and gave it to me

So real

[west path]

ok but once you get past the 80 degrees fahrenheit mark then at that point the number too big

just switch to celsius

[wraith quarry]

uhh no

[midnight ocean]

Skill issue

[wraith quarry]

i dont have memory

[hollow bobcat]

No memory?

[midnight ocean]

I love when its 100 degrees

[west path]

buddy i dont like seeing a large number for my temp

[wraith quarry]

yep

i aint got any RAM

[hollow bobcat]

Bootleg BuilderofWorldz

[west path]

sure saying 40 degrees instead of 6 is peak

that is true

[midnight ocean]

because then its not even exaggeration to say 'Its 100 degrees"

[west path]

but saying 80 degrees rather than 20 is mid

[hollow bobcat]

@wraith quarry You need to read this to gain your brain back

[west path]

OK BRO

im killing blood and iron players

[wraith quarry]

i have a brain

[west path]

@midnight ocean is this true

[midnight ocean]

smartest american

[wraith quarry]

i love B&I stickers

they're so mentally inept

[midnight ocean]

this one is good

[wraith quarry]

this ma favorite

[west path]

buddy thinks hes a 2004 pc

🤣

[wraith quarry]

[west path]

he will kill the spanish

[wraith quarry]

fatcon

[frank latch]

?

[west path]

do not let fish get nitro

ever again

[fallen cipher]

Ehrnagdwrwdg

[wraith quarry]

[fallen cipher]

When are you hosting*

[frank latch]

lucky

[wraith quarry]

[west path]

nope hop on qud

[frank latch]

btw
I recreated this once before...

it was funny

[midnight ocean]

qud multiplayer when

[wraith quarry]

i remember that

[west path]

they should add that

[frank latch]

Fakher if checking the Bowistan server was impossible:

[west path]

going through bethesda susa with the homies...

[west path]

wouldnt it be a pain because qud is turn based though

[wraith quarry]

@west path did you watch the battle of samar

[frank latch]

k
this session might be a bit slower today

because my hands are freezing

[west path]

no i lost interest after i heard 'japanese'

[frank latch]

and that slows down my typing and overall reaction times

[wraith quarry]

watch it

please

i beg

[west path]

no

[wraith quarry]

unaccpetable

[west path]

i lost interest after i heard 'phillipines'

[wraith quarry]

alright fine

i'll tell you myself

[fallen cipher]

So you're hosting in 3600 seconds

[frank latch]

@west path when is Poland finally going to pull out of their war with Japan?

[prime compass]

@frank latch bowistan in 1 hour and 7 min

[west path]

never

[west path]

also buddy we're winning

[silent smelt]

THE DEAL IS SEALED EVERYBODY, THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA NOW HAVE MIGRATION CONTROL

[west path]

we've just captured tokyo

[west path]

Blemin rember to wake up blumen

[prime compass]

I wont forger

[frank latch]

proof?

[wraith quarry]

So its the battle of Leyte Gulf
Center force of the japanese fleet consists of the Yamato battleship, 3 other battleships, 6 heavy cruisers, and 11 destroyers
Halsey and the main American fleet has fallen for a distraction force in the North
Leaving only meager US forces to cover the landings at Leyte Gulf.

[frank latch]

bro's gonna recite the video for you Qevie

just watch it

[wraith quarry]

Center force after being attacked by American aircraft retreats, and then turns around to attack through the San Bernardino Strait

Now i must talk about Taffy 3

one of 3 american task units covering the landing forces

it consists of 6 light carriers, 3 destroyers, and 4 destroyer escorts

[frank latch]

@west path QEVIE PLEASE

[west path]

Fish..

[frank latch]

JUST WATCH IT

[wraith quarry]

the yamato battleship itself displaces more water than the entirety of taffy 3 combined

[west path]

wait wrong reply

[west path]

who?

[frank latch]

what has he done

[wraith quarry]

an american task unit

[west path]

asked

[wraith quarry]

anyways

The japanese fleet is discovered by a TBF avenger performing recon from taffy 3

[west path]

@frank latch should i block fish for the next 3 hours?

hes probably gonna yap that long

[prime compass]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

This puts them all into full panic, and Taffy 3 turns east as the japanese ships start firing at them

[west path]

fish stop

[frank latch]

No
he'll just fill this channel

[west path]

i will watch the video

[wraith quarry]

good

[west path]

in

like

2088

😍

[wraith quarry]

unacceptable

i will continue

[west path]

2066?

[frank latch]

Fish using psychological warfare to get people interested in the same things he is

[wraith quarry]

today

[west path]

no

1448

[wraith quarry]

unacceptable

[west path]

i will watch it in 1448

B.C

[frank latch]

btw
all of this is going in fish posting

[west path]

real

[wraith quarry]

so, as Taffy 3 turns into the headwind they begin launching their like 322 aircraft from the 6 light carriers

[west path]

#1284893537196052572 message remember adikan torture methods

[wraith quarry]

unfortunately the american aircraft only have access to HE rockets, bombs, and depth charges

they have no hope of damaging the japanese ships

[west path]

wdym

the plane itself is a weapon

Are they stupid?

Did the japanese not teach you anything?

[wraith quarry]

the americans didnt do kamikazee

[west path]

cringe!

[wraith quarry]

however, they play a vital role in distracting the japanese ships, forcing them to dodge with dummy attack runs, meaning the ships have to adjust their aim constantly

However

[west path]

polish pilots risked their lives just to supply the warsaw uprising and these weak ass americans can't do the same to damage enemy forces

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure we still won the battle

[wraith quarry]

The USS johnston, one of the destroyers in Taffy 3
and its chad commander decided TO TURN INTO THE JAPANESE FLEET HEAD ON

[frank latch]

I can't keep up with this bro

[west path]

i retract everything i said

BASED!!!

[wraith quarry]

The USS johnston was able to dodge all of the incoming salvos from japanese ships

and got close enough to launch torpedoes

which missed

[west path]

tokyo drift but on the open ocean

[wraith quarry]

literally

they were dodging shots left and right

[west path]

if the captain didnt get a fucking medal i will be disappointed

did fish lag out

i think i broke fish

[wraith quarry]

The Johnston fired like over 400 shots at the japanese ships

and they didnt do significant damage

it was still problematic

[west path]

the johnston was carrying

[wraith quarry]

At this time the American aircraft had reached the japanese and started firing their rockets and bombs

some of the americans didnt even have weapons on their planes

they went in dummy attack runs

forcing the japanese to take evasive manuvers

[west path]

winning the air war through patriotism and patriotism alone

[novel jay]

USS Wisconsin giving a full broadside to a North Korean Artillery Battery, Obliterating the entire island it was sitting on

[west path]

i mean

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: USS Wisconsin attacks all North Korean batteries and destroys all islands

[frank latch]

True

[wraith quarry]

At this time however, 2 destroyers and a destroyer escort decided to join in and attack the japanese armada, of heavy cruisers

[west path]

if that island was a neighbourhood, and the USS wisconsin was replaced by a łódz resident with a dream and a vendetta

then you'd get the same result

[wraith quarry]

However, now the Johnston's luck had run out

it got hit

[west path]

I blame god

[frank latch]

I can't keep up with the Fish Posting

[west path]

actually no

[wraith quarry]

but it did not sink

[frank latch]

someone else take over

[west path]

they probably didnt have a bible onboard

their fault

[frank latch]

that's probably not true

[novel jay]

Have you HEARD of Saipan

[wraith quarry]

oh

actually

i was wrong