🎲game-room

[frank latch]

peak river borders

[noble cradle]

Boston area

[rose cape]

notice anything that will ruin your day

[wraith quarry]

this is why river borders should die

[frank latch]

[wraith quarry]

i noticed that a long time ago unfortunately

[noble cradle]

Only thing i miss about mew England is how close everything was

[rose cape]

it's joever

[wraith quarry]

YOU'RE A TRANSPLANT

DIE

DIE

DIE

DIE

DIE

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-moyai-gif-13639912190905996982

[wild mason]

Only 10K people live in the oklahoma pandlandle
Texhoma is literally a ghost town

[wraith quarry]

on behalf of every single southerner in existence, you are not welcome or considered to be from the south @noble cradle

[hollow garden]

My favourite is North Carolina

[frank latch]

guess the nation

[noble cradle]

I was born in Virginia

[hollow garden]

[wraith quarry]

not south

[noble cradle]

Yes it is

Alien

[wraith quarry]

no its not

[hollow garden]

Aussie

[spring bison]

@hollow garden what nation would you play

[wraith quarry]

i would barely even call north carolina southern

[frank latch]

correct

[hollow garden]

Dornburg!

[noble cradle]

Are you stupid

[spring bison]

W

PEAK KLEZNAM

[frank latch]

North Carolina is southern

[wraith quarry]

it just ever so slightly passes

when you get a 70% on a test

[frank latch]

60%

[wraith quarry]

D is failing for most tests

[wraith quarry]

it isnt southern

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-garfield-meme-skill-issue-the-garfield-show-garfield-and-friends-gif-8711977206979417443

[noble cradle]

@wraith quarry look up Mason Dixon line

[wild mason]

Ohio should Annex west virginia

[rose cape]

oh thats why it's cooked

[wraith quarry]

i don't count virginia as southern

[rose cape]

because it's not anymore

[wraith quarry]

exactly

[noble cradle]

you dont

That's the problem

Alien

[rose cape]

they will try but pennsylvania will annex both

[wraith quarry]

the line between the north and south is the latitude Tennesee and north Carolina have their northern border

and missouri can go die

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jojo-jjba-dio-entrance-gif-16677715

[marsh lance]

@frank latch i NEED my floridian fruit shipments now

I need your surplus agriculture to survive

[frank latch]

we kind of only have oranges

[prime compass]

@marsh lance öld pfp!?!?!

[wraith quarry]

we barely even do oranges anymore

[marsh lance]

SO YOU REMEMBER ME

[wraith quarry]

ever since the great freeze 😔

[marsh lance]

BELEMINA

[prime compass]

Yes

[marsh lance]

WE HAVE FINALLY REUNITED

[rose cape]

only if you live outside of miami

[frank latch]

disease killed most of them...

[prime compass]

I have good memory

[prime compass]

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-flowers-spinning-gif-17328553186459094443

[frank latch]

they don't grow anything INSIDE of Miami...
so
yeah

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape we grow 3 crops in florida

sugar cane

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-seal-shy-cute-hello-gif-17557219007211587331

[wraith quarry]

oranges

and cows

[frank latch]

cows are a crop

[wraith quarry]

that is the extent of floridian agriculture

[wraith quarry]

yes

[noble cradle]

Arkansas

[frank latch]

peculiar

[hollow garden]

So pretty

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/berlin-gif-10746644

Come berlin

We have

Uh

Metro

[hollow garden]

Berlin is the best city in Europe

[prime compass]

That smell of PISS

[rose cape]

nothing wrong here

[prime compass]

And crackheads

[wraith quarry]

why do i keep reading it as ar- kansas

[noble cradle]

Wdym

[prime compass]

And more PISS smell

[frank latch]

uh huh

[prime compass]

I lived there

[wraith quarry]

W endig

[prime compass]

Whole lotta Ausländer

[west path]

in Florida yeah

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-love-kiss-pride-everaul-gif-6416883352999825248

[noble cradle]

BOW and fish found in the wils

[west path]

Warsaw:

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/love-rat-cute-wholesome-soft-gif-22312596

[prime compass]

Do you have piss smell

[wraith quarry]

L

[west path]

Białystok: Minsk:

[prime compass]

Hm?

[wraith quarry]

L

L

L

L

bad

bad

bad

[prime compass]

Thats what I thought

[frank latch]

This is beautiful city

[west path]

no

😔

[prime compass]

Ez

Berlin piss smell solos

[spring bison]

saddest moment in history

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

[noble cradle]

I only support Jerry mandering if it's making more states out of literal towns

[rose cape]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Hi

[wild mason]

Why don't minnesota and Wisconsin become one state?

Are they stupid?

[west path]

what

[wild mason]

STILL NO UP L

Hahah no Upper Peninsula

Loser

[spring bison]

new england should just unite

[marsh lance]

Thankfully ohio was absorbed by maryland, a good day for all

[rose cape]

@marsh lance

[spring bison]

its literally just more electoral college for the liberals

[marsh lance]

Republicans will win 99% of elections

For better or for worse

[rose cape]

*less

[wild mason]

divide the rest of indiana between Illinois and Michigan so Michigan can have the southern coast

[marsh lance]

Can go both ways honestly

[west path]

Can you make new hampshire unite new england thanks

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-namek-mad-angry-kakarot-gif-4697742235674074957

[west path]

new england wasn’t united

How rude

Make new york disappear

🙏

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[west path]

thats better ngl

[marsh lance]

So baed

[west path]

@rose cape remove all of the states with PST as their timezone thx

[prime compass]

,roll 20 texas eats everything

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

Uh oh

[wild mason]

Texas gets split in 5

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 Florida unites true dixieland

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 15

[wraith quarry]

W

W

W

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 9

[frank latch]

aww

[wild mason]

I found where Toast lives

[prime compass]

,roll 20 florida nuked

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[west path]

,roll 20 gets colonized by spain along the way

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[west path]

fuck

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape

[noble cradle]

Why does toast own the middle island plantation

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Florida takes control of the Caribbean

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 12

[rose cape]

10/10 bows hate this map update

[frank latch]

Brzykna will lose their next war

[rose cape]

brzykna wont fight any more wars

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/scottish-fold-attack-cat-pawsonify-cute-cat-gif-8574225497852347709

[rose cape]

we are pacifist 😇

[wild mason]

what if the aggressor is Ercan

[noble cradle]

@balmy epoch do you still wanna play 270?

[west path]

florida cut down to a small island

Peak

[prime compass]

Rizia vs Brzykna

[rose cape]

@pulsar kiln is this true?

[frank latch]

DIE

DIE

DIE

MIAMI SHOULD DIE

[west path]

you never did what i asked for

😔

[prime compass]

@rose cape make everything square

[rose cape]

unite new englanß

[west path]

no

[rose cape]

?

[west path]

remove all states with pst as their timezone

[vital latch]

im free

[rose cape]

that would require me to kill george washington

[rose cape]

real

[wild mason]

When is 270 adding a great lakes state group btw

[west path]

ok and

dont care

[frank latch]

how do you appeal to a group of states united by lakes...

[rose cape]

what did i change ❓

[frank latch]

Idaho is peak

[wild mason]

This area is historically the Northwest Territory, they share similar culture and it includes 3 swing states who usually go the same way in elections, they generally have a mix of farming and industry and are export driven

[rose cape]

@wild mason is this true?

[frank latch]

The Great Interior Wall

[vital latch]

you freed me and fulfilled joesph smiths dream

[rose cape]

im adding texas to this

[vital latch]

and killed most of florida

[frank latch]

k

[west path]

no actually

california crashed into the UK and new zealand

sinking itself and both of those

[vital latch]

being dead is also being free

[frank latch]

Beautiful

[rose cape]

you still live

[west path]

no because you lose amendment rights

[spring bison]

new era

[west path]

moron

[vital latch]

not for long wheres the closest bridge

or evoker

[west path]

Early medieval?

[noble cradle]

That's just manufacturing

[frank latch]

@vital latch which state do you live in

[vital latch]

california and i hate it

[spring bison]

its 1874

[frank latch]

oh
California was already deleted

we're fine

[noble cradle]

Are the slaves free yet

[vital latch]

the only ammendment i care about is the second one

[west path]

Creyzee

[frank latch]

Have Minnesota/Wisconsin annex Northern Michigan

whatever that peninsula is called

[spring bison]

slavery isint a thing in the west continent

and yes

but most nations still have a watered down version of serfdom

[noble cradle]

Half life 2 is goated ngl

[spring bison]

the worse one is Dornburg

[wild mason]

*Was...

[vital latch]

do i need to play hl1 first

[rose cape]

i made alaska wheelchair accessible

[noble cradle]

Maybe

[frank latch]

actually it still isn't

[noble cradle]

I couldn't beat hl1 cuz it was too janky

[west path]

have gary indiana take over ohio

[spring bison]

add an arab state

[west path]

and eastern michigan

[vital latch]

yeah exactly its jank i dont wanna finish it

[frank latch]

the chain of islands aren't connected by land to mainland Alaska

[rose cape]

yep

those are for ableist tourists

[frank latch]

then how is it wheelchair accessible?

[rose cape]

because i dont want to send people in wheelchairs to hell

[prime compass]

@hollow garden is this you

[rose cape]

where there is a portal on the island chain

[spring bison]

coalition wars

[frank latch]

Alaska isn't though

[frosty drum]

Hi

[rose cape]

the outer islands are

[frank latch]

nah

[rose cape]

new georgian state

[marsh lance]

Can you give oregon and washington to alaska

[rose cape]

@hardy edge you're georgian now

[frosty drum]

Add the country Georgia

[rose cape]

no

[rose cape]

no

new jersey annexes upstate new york

[frank latch]

wait he lives in South Carolina?

[rose cape]

yes

[frank latch]

btw
I see you gave the proper treatment to Atlanta

[rose cape]

vermont and new hampshire unification 🤤

finally

the square is complete

[frank latch]

There's like 6 states you haven't touched

7

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/Ke4uLWD9GbM?list=LL @frank latch Serrelkan Anthem

[frank latch]

9

[frank latch]

Serrelka is going to lose their next war

[rose cape]

nevada is GONE

[frank latch]

Wyoming is safe at least

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-soap-gif-22680670

[wild mason]

Fish Support:
Geographic Advantage:
Noltian Mercenaries:
Bananam Dividing Resources:
Fakher's Agreement:

[rose cape]

@frank latch louisiana is purchased once more

[frank latch]

NOOO

YOU RUINED THE GREAT WALL

[wild mason]

Can you bring Ohio back but only the good parts

[rose cape]

montana is split

[rose cape]

done

[marsh lance]

My 🙋‍♂️ name is ✍️ cleveland 🇺🇸 brown 🟤 and i am 🥰 proud to be 🗣️ right back in my hometown 🏘️ with my new ✨ family 👥

[rose cape]

alabama mississippi and tennessine became a giant pokeball

[vital latch]

unite the dakotas

[marsh lance]

He did that

[vital latch]

seperating them from the other thing

[frank latch]

Nooo

you guys are ruining the great wall

[vital latch]

then unite them with wyoming and colorado

name this new state

[rose cape]

@visual plover you own north maine now

[vital latch]

"The great square"

[rose cape]

ok thats all the states done

new america

coming 2028

[wild mason]

Can you add a 6th great lake

[rose cape]

this seems like a good area to flood

[frank latch]

die

@rose cape collapse the great wall

[rose cape]

nope

it's final

the great lake formed after they dammed the mississippi

[wild mason]

Why does it look like Tennesee is being eaten by a crow

[rose cape]

i dont see it

[frank latch]

there's only 3 states left untouched

[vital latch]

i see it

[rose cape]

hawaii is already peak

michigan is already cursed

and i cant touch georgey washington

[frank latch]

bro forgot one

[silent smelt]

@hollow garden when are you doing the thing I told you to do

[frank latch]

(I forgot about Hawaii)

[vital latch]

i buy washington

[frank latch]

~bt

[wild mason]

Every time I cross the border into michigan it genuinely feels like entering a different country

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: <@ 1209241767346446509> If you do as I say

[rose cape]

nope i didnt forget anything

[stoic dirge]

Mods for mobile

[frank latch]

Wyoming:

[wild mason]

Do not exist

[frank latch]

nope

[rose cape]

what?

[wild mason]

Sorry

[rose cape]

never heard of it

sorry

[frank latch]

you haven't touched Wyoming

[rose cape]

what is a "wyoming"

is this like

a rare species of dog?

[stoic dirge]

hey mods for mobile need to happen

[silent smelt]

Can you draw JD Vance and Donald Trump?

[rose cape]

no

[frank latch]

I'm not a developer...

[wild mason]

When I go into the michigan everything feels more "Chill" and "laid back"
and it does feel both more natural and more urban, and like there is always an imminent danger

[rose cape]

i dont have the ability to

[silent smelt]

just JD?

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[silent smelt]

ok

yeah I can READ

[rose cape]

just move there then

[wild mason]

can anyone else who has gone to michigan confirm this

[spring bison]

new era

[wild mason]

I want to

[rose cape]

do it

save up 100 thousand dollars

and move there

[spring bison]

Great Verdon is defeated

[rose cape]

@frosty drum

[wild mason]

If I won the lottery I would move somewhere that is forested and ALWAYS cold and misty

[stoic dirge]

Duee

[prime compass]

DORNBURGGG

[frosty drum]

I've never been to Michigan

[wild mason]

So probably somewhere in the Pacific Northwest or Lake Superior/Michigan

[sullen pawn]

I would move to ohi

[stoic dirge]

I haven’t been to the us yet

[sullen pawn]

USA is amaze

[spring bison]

republicanism is rising

[signal tulip]

Yeah the US is incredible

[spring bison]

and reform is being demanded

[signal tulip]

You should definitely live in it

Don't worry about the taxes and insurance

[rose cape]

you literally live next door

[stoic dirge]

Uh

[signal tulip]

I'm sure you got that covered

[stoic dirge]

Free healthcare?

[wild mason]

The Enebriated Wisconsin:

[signal tulip]

Uhh it does have freedom of speech yes

[stoic dirge]

I’m not paying 800
For a band aid

[frosty drum]

Um actually
Do you see that state called Wisconsin there?

[wild mason]

@quick idol Seethe

[rose cape]

ohio doesnt have oil money

[wild mason]

The Shale Oil under lake Erie:

[quick idol]

I'll be drinking it all soon

[quick idol]

who is us

[stoic dirge]

The USA

[spring bison]

why is it multiple choice

[rose cape]

it is harder to extract

[wild mason]

The U.S. doesn't really exist
Each state is its own country

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Not available in all countries.

[rose cape]

who do you pay federal taxes to then

[spring bison]

Dornburg

[quick idol]

To ME

[rose cape]

WHAT

[wild mason]

The best ones being Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and North Carolina

[quick idol]

~bt

[rose cape]

you forgot new jersey and connecticut

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Not available in all countries.

[frank latch]

~bt

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131208427822125138/1253196254431936575/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Best in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Carolina.

[frank latch]

why

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-wave-water-usa-america-new-jersey-gif-16343685

[quick idol]

do people really like new jersey

[rose cape]

yes

straight out of newark 😎

[wild mason]

Glorified extenstion of New York

[quick idol]

excuse me i meant to say "people", not people

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/blu-wave-water-usa-america-gif-16339825

Ohio is one of the most corrupt states

its crazy

[rose cape]

blumi dont you live in the middle of nowhere between akron and columbus

[wild mason]

shut up

[rose cape]

have you even been to new york

[wild mason]

no

[rose cape]

real

[wild mason]

The only east coast state I have been to is Maryland

Food costs too much there

A tiny bowl of crab mac and cheese is 20 dollars

You could buy 2lbs of steak for that here

[wild mason]

Then again Florida passed an amendment that requires amendments to require 60% votes when the amendment itself didnt reach 60% 👽

[frosty drum]

America
Is the Home of the Brave

[wild mason]

Check out Lake Erie, Marblead, the Bass Islands, Cleveland

[prime compass]

Ok goodnight people of worldbox

[frank latch]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

[balmy epoch]

red cali soon

[frank latch]

Blue texas soon

[wild mason]

@noble cradle if you play 270 can I have the code to watch

[noble cradle]

sure

[noble cradle]

two chicken sandwiches from arbys not even meals were 20$

😭

[wild mason]

i could get 4 of them at Ohio prices

why does their food cost literally twice as much

[noble cradle]

becaues maryland sucks

worst state of what is traditionally considered the south

[wild mason]

I know that because Ohio tried the same thing ( It failed here )

[frank latch]

ah

Florida is special btw

[frank latch]

unfortunately that same amendment prevented an abortion amendment from passing here. It had a majority in favor, but not 60%
as well as one to legalize Marijuana, but Idc about that.

[wild mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_nuclear_bribery_scandal
Consider:

[frank latch]

real

ah yes

America

the nation where bribery is illegal
but lobbying isn't

that was a bit unrelated to this
cus it was blatant bribery
but lobbying is basically bribery but legal

[marsh lance]

how does lobbying even work to differentiate itself from bribing

it literally is

"hey, we'll give you money if you support this"

fucking bullshit how is that remotely legal

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/z-8PtFUWEFM?si=EGmSxKa9_6eDVMtT @hollow garden rate this

[marsh lance]

now trump has a megacorp owner as minister of finance, any hope i had for his economic policy is gone chat

[marsh lance]

@spring bison what do you think about american politics

[spring bison]

opinion on Dornburg comeback

[marsh lance]

EW

EW

EW

EW

EW

EW

[frank latch]

basically lobbying is attempting to persuade a certain view point through various means, not just bribes.
(and monetary lobbying is documented)
but bribery is usually secret and always in return for monetary value.

[marsh lance]

I HATE IT

[spring bison]

spam

[spring bison]

W

PEAK

TRUMP W

[marsh lance]

bro cannot be fr 😭

its ELON

[spring bison]

real

[marsh lance]

still should be illegal

[spring bison]

oh shit its real

[marsh lance]

its a shame though, any president who vows to end our history of corruption tends to

1. not get elected 2. not fufill that vow 3. is the corruption

[spring bison]

should be mark

ngl

[marsh lance]

mark who?

NO

WE ARE NOT MAKING

MARK

ZUCKERBURG

A MINISTER

[marsh lance]

WHO IS LETTING BIG BUSINESS INTO THE GOV

IT NEEDS TO STOP

[marsh lance]

cyberpunk 2077

[wild mason]

Zuckerberg would have been better than Elon though

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason do you think the human population should increase or decrease

[marsh lance]

true but the point stands

[wild mason]

decrease

[marsh lance]

keep corpos out of office

[fallen cipher]

Okay why

[spring bison]

an lizard ai would not be better than elon

[fallen cipher]

I agree with that but why

[marsh lance]

eventually our species will consume so much we end up eating ourselves alive

[wild mason]

1. The value of work greatly increases meaning that people cannot be exploited as wage slaves
2. It slows environmental destruction and is easier to sustain

[marsh lance]

we should do the rimworld strategy

[wraith quarry]

[spring bison]

harvest their organs

[fallen cipher]

Okay this might be a stupid question but

Okay do you think we should go extinct

[marsh lance]

i wanna play this with you btw

[wild mason]

Probably

[marsh lance]

i mean, effectively we are an invasive species

to like.. everywhere

[wraith quarry]

i cannot afford

[marsh lance]

how the world adapted i couldn't tell you

[wraith quarry]

it's currently $18.59 over my current budget

[marsh lance]

sadsing

[wraith quarry]

it is sadsing

[wild mason]

Scamming creeps for a 20 dollar steam giftcard:

[wraith quarry]

real

[wild mason]

Thats how I bought most of my steam library

[marsh lance]

blumi will you be our sleeper agent

[wraith quarry]

☠️

[marsh lance]

see you have experience

[frank latch]

real

you should elect me btw

[marsh lance]

you are literally an employable professional

[spring bison]

not true btw

[marsh lance]

yeah i'd elect you

[wild mason]

I also used it to order 400 dollars worth of snacks

[frank latch]

I will

1. Get rid of corruption
2. Fix public transportation
3. Declare war on the elves
4. Radically revitalize our economy

[marsh lance]

lebron. if a species of bird originated in africa and then spread unchecked across the entire planet, is it or is it not invasive

[spring bison]

I disagree with everything except 3

[wraith quarry]

that.. is kinda insane

400 dollars worth of snacks is ☠️

[wild mason]

it took me ~7 months to finish

[spring bison]

it isint invasive if it has natural predators and can coexist with the enviromnment

[wild mason]

Why am I being aliened

it was a lot

[wraith quarry]

see when it comes to food
I have zero self control
and will eat anything i have within 2 days

i am gluttony

[spring bison]

@marsh lance btw what should I name the universe

[marsh lance]

true but, also not true because we hardly have any natural predators

[spring bison]

the map im making

[spring bison]

lie btw

[marsh lance]

modern humanity, effectively is an invasive species

[hardy edge]

Whos winning

[spring bison]

every place on earth there is atleast one animal that can kill us

[wraith quarry]

the person who buys me this

[frank latch]

Me
I lead the presidential race

[wild mason]

Me

[marsh lance]

right but we on the other hand, have about 800 different ways of killing just about anything on the planet

[wild mason]

Wait are you playing 270

[frank latch]

no

[spring bison]

does not matter

[wild mason]

Can I watch

[frosty drum]

I am

[marsh lance]

and its not like that predator population is enough to decrease our ever expanding population in check

[frank latch]

I'm leading the presidential race in 2044

[marsh lance]

not to mention our many defenses against predators in the first place

[frank latch]

I'm leading in most of the swing states

[marsh lance]

effectively, we are unchecked

[frank latch]

also in Florida

[spring bison]

what should I name the map im making

[marsh lance]

lebronland???

[wild mason]

I am

[marsh lance]

facism

[frank latch]

I'm also running as independent party
so this will be the first time Florida doesn't go red in like multiple decades

[spring bison]

independent

ew

@hollow garden when supreme court mw

[frank latch]

I could run for the Green Party if you'd like

or better yet
the People's Party of Florida

[spring bison]

yeah you're getting killed with hammers

[frank latch]

🔥

[spring bison]

technically speaking you can win US election with 1 state

[frank latch]

if the state you win is California and the vote is split between like 5 other people

[wraith quarry]

KILL THE COMMIES

[spring bison]

lie

technically speaking

no one here gets majority

so that means

[wild mason]

My first Mapwar

[spring bison]

0/10 England still exists

[void axle]

3/10, Iceland got buffed

[frank latch]

should I host a European Map War?

[wild mason]

-# Lore: Norway decided to cede their land to Swedmark because they didn't want it. Celtic union formed, Cornwall also got independence in the struggle and England formed a union with northern france. The baltics and finland went to war with Russia and then Russia stole the great lakes so they attacked and go perfect borders. Cyrpus and crimea united to form a stable, independent state, and the Caucaus was fixed by the UN. France retook north africa but lost burgundy and the US and China put colonies in Brittany. Portugal and the Catolonian/Andorra Coalition government blocked Spain's sea access. Spain fell into a civil war. Slovenia expanded greatly, while the balkans doubled down on the bad borders. Italy split into the two states of femboy thigh high and tomboy thigh high. Saudi arabia took up a lot of the middle east and up to the black and Caspian Sea. Turkiye took all of the coast after losing Kurdistan and the greek empire is back. Moldova is two states split by Belarus, and Romania and Bulgaria moved north. Germany had to taked part of Poland's coast because they got stabbed by denmark and the netherlands stole much of the coast. The Denmark islands are also a different, independent denmark. Also iceland became tamriel.

[spring bison]

if you win congress

[spring bison]

real

[spring bison]

insane how this dumbass region has almost the same electoral college as texas

[frosty drum]

Makes sense frfr

[spring bison]

based on this logic you can become president with 250K votes

[silent smelt]

Am I weird for sleeping with a pillow on my head instead of under my head?

[silent smelt]

Wyoming would vote trump

[spring bison]

im talking technicality

[silent smelt]

Am I weird for sleeping with a pillow on my head instead of under my head?

[spring bison]

technically you can become president with just wyoming if you somehow get congress

[frank latch]

Wyoming 🗿

[spring bison]

imagine loosing the elections because one random guy in wyoming got 50% of the vote and congress voted for him

I mean he can just vote for himself and get 100% of the vote

its not like anyone is living in wyoming anyways

[marsh lance]

Im making a NEW rimworld colony

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/iGe-L2uCfc4?si=s0mpf92yr7l7nvgf

[marsh lance]

Real

[marsh lance]

Game room has fallen

[void axle]

Whom is the yellow party

[void axle]

Realistically how could California ever vote Trump though

RFK Jr.?

The Constitution Party?

[spring bison]

the example party

of how you can win the elections which just one state

[void axle]

Yeah but depending on the party some would unironically try and use the position to bring down the United States

Like the Constitution Party

As where other candidates would swing one way or the other, like RFK Jr., Old-Day Reform, or the Libertarians

[spring bison]

it woudnt happen but its really funny that it can happen

popular vote chooses the president? nah you're insane

[void axle]

If the popular vote chose the president there’d be genocide all the time against the opposition

And specific minorities that lean heavily towards the opposition

Like Asian Americans on the democratic side and the Amish on the Republican Side

And Baptists and Hardline Christians

Wouldn’t be fun

Or miscellaneous non-lethal tactics to stop people from voting

[hollow bobcat]

@marsh lance Since when you are a dragon rank

That's crazy

[void axle]

Also everyone would be a populist

[hollow bobcat]

@void axle What is your opinion on Chreggy Faztable

[void axle]

Not a real character

Unfortunately

Shreddy Fazchair is a real, official FNAF character

From the FNAF movie

Who’s real, official name is Shreddy Fazchair

It’s a fucking face-shredding chair

[void axle]

Fucking face shredding chair man

Do you understand how stupid of a concept that is?

A fucking face shredding chair

[marsh lance]

You raised me warlus

[marsh lance]

Yknow i never watched the fnaf movie

[void axle]

I did

I wish I didn’t

So help me god

[frank latch]

can I spoil something?

[marsh lance]

I don’t really mind but other people are here so no

I never planned on watching it

[frank latch]

it's mid

[marsh lance]

Ah

[void axle]

It’s behind mid

It’s garbage

I swear that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me god

Shreddy fucking Fazchair

Shreddy Fazchair

Like you gotta be fucking kidding me

[spring bison]

republican revolutions

Bakovia is in a civil war between proto-socialists and the republican government

[frank latch]

[spring bison]

republic being pink and red being proto-socialist

[void axle]

Epic

[west path]

how would u even like

[spring bison]

socialism dosent really exist as we know

[west path]

die to that

[void axle]

It’s the start of the global revolution

[spring bison]

the philosophy of this world is kind of

underdeveloped

alot

[void axle]

It slowly lowers itself onto your face and shreds it to bits

Literally shredding your skull

[spring bison]

literacy is still extremely low

[west path]

yeah but how do you die to that like isnt it comically easy to escape

[void axle]

Yes

It’s a chair

[west path]

deadass cant you just push the chair onto the floor and destroy the mechanism

😭

[void axle]

It’s a immobile chair specifically

But uh

[west path]

how did i get touch out of the word ‘you’

what drugs am i using

[void axle]

It’s like, extremely easy to just remove the shit that’s holding you unto the chair

[west path]

even then cant you just push yourself around and destroy the mechanism that powers the faceshredder

[void axle]

And its also a fucking stationary chair so it’s extremely difficult to even be in the position where it can kill you

[west path]

how does fnaf even work the mechanical androids cant move quickly

the only thing that makes sense is the serial killer

[west path]

real

just lower yourself until it gets into the place and then just push it in

itll prolly break it

[void axle]

No if I remember correctly it’s like, bolted to the ground

[void axle]

If you could do that you could have just gotten out of the chair

[west path]

one flaw removed what about the rest

[spring bison]

second wave of dornish expansionism

[west path]

what

you just lower yourself you bow down

[void axle]

It’s a fucking chair

[west path]

it may be uncomfy but your ass manages to not die to the ‘shreddy fazchair’

[spring bison]

the monarchies will fall!

[void axle]

The only thing holding you in are some arm thing

[pine copper]

Dormberg 😂

[spring bison]

feudalism is on its way out

[west path]

if its velcro im going to fucking die

not from the face shredder

from laughter

[void axle]

Imagine unironically dying to something called the Shreddy Fazchair

[west path]

LITERALLY

[void axle]

No it’s solid metal

[west path]

so uhh

[void axle]

But the bolt that holds it shut has nothing holding in it

[west path]

how does one leave that

or get trapped in it

[void axle]

So you can just remove the bolt and open it easily

[west path]

do you have enough reach

[void axle]

That’s how the movie protagonist escapes

[west path]

how does it look like

[void axle]

Yes

[west path]

average

😭

that and the fact that you can literally just bow down so the mechanism is rendered pointless

[void axle]

Idk, get hit over the head and locked in?

Like

[west path]

i mean your legs literally arent stuck to shit

[west path]

JUST KEEP THE PERSON UNCONSCIOUS

AT THAT POINT

[void axle]

The Shreddy Fazchair is extremely inefficient compared to like, a knife

Or a gun

Or even throwing someone into the fucking Boston river

[west path]

its meant to be a torture device i think

but it fails at even that

[void axle]

It’s a fucking face shredder

[west path]

yes

[void axle]

It shreds your face

[void axle]

You die immediately

Your face gets shredded

[west path]

insane

[void axle]

Its literally Shreddy Fazchair, that’s the whole point, it Shreddys your Fazface

And then when your Fazface is shredded, you die and go to FazHeaven

Because Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria owns god or something idk

It’s stupid as fuck

[west path]

average

I think the solution to these design flaws is the Gunny Fazchair

it fires a gun when activated

at the person seated

multiple times

[void axle]

The Shooty Fazgun

[west path]

no no

its still a chair

but instead of a mask

its just a gun with freddy stickers on it

[void axle]

Or just make a Freddy Fazbear M16

[frosty drum]

@void axle hi

[west path]

that works too

what combat situations would require that

[void axle]

Call it the fucking Fazautomatic

[west path]

true

[frosty drum]

The solution is Springlock Suits

[void axle]

For what reason would one need a face shredding chair

[west path]

at that point they could probably assemble that in the backrooms when they made the shreddy fazchair

😭

[west path]

whyd afton get in one

[void axle]

Hi

[west path]

Was his ass scared of literal ghosts to the point of committing suicide

[frosty drum]

Desperation or some shit
He tried to spook ghost children

[west path]

he knew how springlocks worked and that they can malfunction

[void axle]

The worst part is we know Atleast one nightguard died to the Shreddy Fazchair

If not more

[west path]

Genuinely idiotic plot thread

[west path]

WHAT

HOW

[frosty drum]

The ghosts chased him inside

[west path]

true

but howd they assemble it

[west path]

yeah but its ghosts

how are you scared of intangible ghosts

GHOSTS

[frosty drum]

Freddy Fazbear Owns Russia

[west path]

and theyre children too

[void axle]

The power of agony

[frosty drum]

Those who think fazbear entertainment is liable

[void axle]

Just use a gun!

[west path]

afton slaving away for 2 days and nights in the back room with scrap metal from the exoskeletons sounds about right

[frosty drum]

Too loud

[west path]

isnt he an engineer that kinda makes sense

but uhm

[void axle]

You don’t think a face shredding chair is too loud?

[west path]

it still has design flaws

many

[frosty drum]

It's in parts and service
People would think it's Machinery or something

[void axle]

It’s literally a face shredding chair I’m not sure what you would expect

[west path]

what

[void axle]

Just throw the fuckers in the local harbour!

[west path]

They should have used the fazomatic

[void axle]

Or stab them!

[west path]

human bodies float

[frosty drum]

What if we just stuff them in a suit

[void axle]

Broken out the Fazglock

[west path]

they can fight back or get most stabs treated

[void axle]

The Fazzer Blaster

[west path]

stabbing is also

a close range function

use a bayonet

stab them with it

then fire the musket

🧠

[void axle]

A face shredding chair isn’t?

[west path]

I mean

[frosty drum]

@west path @void axle can we agree that the fnaf police is like completely stupid and their entire force is idiots

[west path]

if you knock them out

[void axle]

Atleast a knife or a gun is portable!

[west path]

at that pointJ

just kill them

[spring bison]

anything else I should add to this era

[west path]

My brother in christ

[void axle]

Throw them in a river with concrete shoes!

[west path]

the police doesnt exist in fnaf

[spring bison]

previous era

[frosty drum]

They are mentioned

[west path]

those take 2 days to set

[void axle]

Just like Michigan police

[west path]

Real

[void axle]

All of FNAF takes place in Michigan

[west path]

curious how a pretty obvious serial killer isnt caught near immediately

[void axle]

My evidence is how ineffective the police are

[west path]

They literally smelled decaying corpses in the animatronics

why did NOBODY pry them open

[frosty drum]

"No solid evidence"
Brother just LOOK AT THE FUCKING ANIMATRONICS

[spring bison]

fnaf has so many flaws

[void axle]

Clearly just the uncleaned up garbage

[void axle]

The Shreddy Fazchair

[spring bison]

also its overrated af lets be honest

[west path]

so true

[west path]

I still want the fazautomatico chair

[spring bison]

the first one is kinda understandable for the era

[west path]

It sends you to Fazheaven

with 30 bullets to the torso

[void axle]

Just make a Fazglock!

[pine copper]

Fourth one is just a child and his nightmares

[west path]

My brother in christ

what if you miss

[frosty drum]

Best in the series in horror btw

[west path]

thats one good fazglock round lost

for NOTHING

[void axle]

You have 17 more cartridges

[pine copper]

You post that one quote saying, tomorrow is another day, every day

[frosty drum]

What can I say
Tomorrow is another day

[void axle]

Atleast you can move and hide the Fazglock

[west path]

My response to that is

no shit, sherlock

[west path]

I mean

what did you expect

[void axle]

The 6th one wasn’t bad

[west path]

for a horror game villain

to hide the evidence

well

or at all

[pine copper]

Idk I stopped playing after the 5th

[frosty drum]

I said this 36 times in a single day once
Eye said he'd execute me if I said it again

[void axle]

It’s in the movie

[west path]

hes still a gamer

[void axle]

I’ll prepare the Shreddy Fazchair…

[frosty drum]

I've gotten out of it before

[west path]

The trilogy should have ended off with everything turning out to be a demented hallucination of afton or henry

probably henry

[frosty drum]

Series should've ended in fnaf 6

[void axle]

Henry didn’t exist until the books

[void axle]

Yes

I agree

[frosty drum]

Or UCN

[west path]

True

[void axle]

FNAF 6 was peak FNAF

[west path]

i still dont get why they included the extra lore

like for what reason

it just funny jumpscare game

[void axle]

For what purpose?

[west path]

isnt UCN like

the demented hallucination of afton

😭

[frosty drum]

Aftons Purgatory

[void axle]

It’s William getting tortured in hell by Cassidy forever

[west path]

hes not dead though they keep bringing bro back

like

let his ass die 🙏😭

[void axle]

William Afton is dead

It’s just a AI copied him

And that’s why we have Glitchtrap

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-the-rock-meme-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-24653709

[void axle]

Burntrap in Security Breach was supposed to be hallucinations of William

[west path]

nah theyll bring him back when their figures are dipping too low for comfort

[void axle]

But there was a miscommunication between Scott and the developers of the game

[frosty drum]

Security breach could've been MUCH BETTER if they didn't cut A TON OF STUFF

[void axle]

No he’s dead a fuck, has been since FNAF 6 and UCN

[west path]

at this point i cant keep track of when his ass died and when he didnt

[frosty drum]

@west path @void axle

[void axle]

They just rebooted him with Glitchtrap

[west path]

i assume fnaf 3 is him getting turned into a chicken mcnugget

[void axle]

Who is a AI copy of him

[west path]

and fnaf 8? is when he dies dies

[void axle]

He survives that

[frosty drum]

Fnaf 3 is Underrated ngl

[void axle]

It’s ass, you can literally only die to Afton

[frosty drum]

Exactly

[west path]

that is why i said he is turned into a chicken mcnugget

its not death but youre cooked

[frosty drum]

Fnaf 2 is overrated
It's literally Perfection simulator even on the normal nights

[void axle]

It’s also ass

[west path]

its ass

the best fnaf game is 4 bruh and the gameplay loop is the same

fnaf was basically never putting out good games theyre all attention bait

[frosty drum]

True
Help wanted though might be better

[void axle]

The best FNAF game is FNAF 6, but the main FNAF part of FNAF 6 is bad

So the best purely FNAF FNAF game is probably 4 or 1

[frosty drum]

Actually it's suspenseful

[west path]

what made fnaf 6 good again

[void axle]

Maybe UCN

[frosty drum]

M R H I P P O

[west path]

oh wait

is it the pizzeria management sim

[void axle]

The one-on-one engineering parts with the anima

[void axle]

Yes

[west path]

yeah thats goated

[frosty drum]

Yes
And the intro of like 3 kinds of animatronics

[west path]

that tops 4

the ONLY good fnaf game

[frosty drum]

We need another pizzaria management sim in fnaf

[void axle]

It should have ended with FNAF 6 or UCN

[west path]

UCN

the bitter note is better

feels fitting

But

They needed money

[void axle]

Everything was settled outside of a select details

Like the FNAF 4 Box

[west path]

🤑🤑💰💰 must milk the I.P

[frosty drum]

WHATS IN THE BOX

[void axle]

But we will never get the answer to the FNAF 4 box

[west path]

I swear to god they never came back to this plot thread

[void axle]

Scott straight up said we will never know

[frosty drum]

Or will we?

[void axle]

Scott straight up said we will never know

[west path]

Then why put it there

Its a dead end bruh

[frosty drum]

Ehhhh
Scott also said he was only making 3 games
Then he made 4
Then 5
Then 6-

[void axle]

Because Scott said the answer changed over time and it’s that we wouldn’t like it if he showed us

Originally 4 was supposed to be the end

[frosty drum]

The thing in the box is Us

[void axle]

The Box was supposed to be the end

[west path]

😭 so

he puts an empty plot thread

that he can open up

and decides not to

[frank latch]

Idk what to do on TPMC
cus I've explored thousands of blocks
and I've only found a couple locations for a base spots. But I'm not entirely satisfied with any one of them cus they're either in a bad area or don't meet all the standards I want.

I also only need the specific parameters for this base idea.
So I'm debating whether or not I should choose to abandon the base idea and do something else that would be more lenient as far as location.

Or just keep searching. Though the further I search and the farther away from spawn I get the hard it'll be to get back and forth.

What should I do gang?

[west path]

because of community reception

comes to show that its not a passion oroject anymore

[frosty drum]

Silence
We are talking about fnaf

[spring bison]

I think I finished the era

[west path]

its just an I.P to milk

[frank latch]

rude
fnaf < TPMC

[void axle]

Can we play this?

[frank latch]

so

[west path]

True

[spring bison]

the east explodes with revolutions while some western nations still practise slavery

no wait

I confused

[west path]

keep searching

if anything you turn into a hermit

away from civilization

[frank latch]

I can do that on single player though...

[spring bison]

if you want to

[frosty drum]

I remember a fnaf book where some dude gave birth to springtrap

[spring bison]

just download the map

lmao

[west path]

in MP there is civilization to run from

in singleplayer your ass kinda exists

[frosty drum]

@void axle

[void axle]

The books are whack

[west path]

and the land that you lay shit down on is civilization

[void axle]

There’s a book where a guy gets turned into Seabonnies

[frank latch]

well
the point of a server isn't to run away from civilization unless it's war and chaos
which it isn't on TPMC

so

no point to do that

cus I kinda just exist

[west path]

Whats your base idea

[void axle]

Which are like, abunch of Bonny-themed sea monkeys

There’s one with a shark monster that makes you go insane

[frank latch]

like Industrialist 1890's 1910's city.

[west path]

i think the books were made by someone on an acid trip

[frank latch]

But I have very specific parameters for location

[west path]

uhh

yeah you can lay that down anywhere

[void axle]

There’s one with a AI that controls a whole building g

[west path]

😭

[frank latch]

I can't though

you don't understand

[void axle]

There’s ken where a girl gets trapped in a VR machine and the world ends while they are inside

[frank latch]

I'm picky