🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

Why does amaz have two votes

The rise of militaristic facism…

[prime compass]

Its peak..

[marsh lance]

That war is over

• im neutral

[prime compass]

Im outnumbered in the rebellion yes?

Ok..

[marsh lance]

Why would i intervene in some silly war that has nothing to do with me

[prime compass]

Because YOU could be next on bryzknas dining table

[marsh lance]

Is bro still traveling the world or playing a nation whats goin on

[prime compass]

I uh

Uhhh

@frank latch explain pls

[frank latch]

btw
this is the perfect example of how if you play your cards perfectly
you can do whatever you want

[frank latch]

you explain

[marsh lance]

Me and brzykna are in the same scenario, both of us contest navally but a land invasion of either our countries by either of us would fail

[prime compass]

Ok

[frank latch]

I don't have to explain everything for you because you don't feel like it

[prime compass]

I was travel yes

Until

BRYZKNA attacked my ship

Then I helped walstun in the war

[spring bison]

before rigging and after rigging images of Serrelka last session

[prime compass]

Walstun lose

[frank latch]

real

[spring bison]

should I continue this universe

[prime compass]

@marsh lance i was travelling until I got attacked by bryzkna ships in the Walstun Strait
I went to Walstun and decided to help them
Walstun lost...I went to Delaria
In an effort to weaken Bryzkna I funded the Rizian Rebellion in Aegis

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

Did I do it well enough

[spring bison]

you're not weaking bryzkna btw

you are doing that because im your opp

[prime compass]

Literally no

[spring bison]

and btw that revolt should have not happened btw

its like saying scotland would revolt because the US gave it guns

[prime compass]

I never had you in my sights lebron

[marsh lance]

Yesser

[prime compass]

Can this guy not be negative for 1 second

[frank latch]

more like
Ukraine would revolt because the U.S. gave it guns

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

it woudnt btw

[prime compass]

So did I explain it well enough

[marsh lance]

Rich ass mf

[frank latch]

idk bro
I don't have to babysit what you say or do

[prime compass]

I was being funded by maizan emperor

[prime compass]

Ok ......

[prime compass]

Things got messy idk if im still aligned with them

[marsh lance]

Lebrons return to bowistan will be so goated

[spring bison]

I wont btw

[prime compass]

@spring bison can you give me aegis

Well like give aegis to rizia 💯

[hollow bobcat]

Walstun

[spring bison]

👽

[prime compass]

Walstun

[hollow bobcat]

Walstun

[prime compass]

Walrustun

[hollow bobcat]

Of course it's from Third Tree

[marsh lance]

Thats just lebrona

[prime compass]

Pattingtona

Cogito Ergo Sum

[spring bison]

👽

what event should I do

for the next era

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason @west path do
you know the tiktok account @holyfool36

[wild mason]

I don't have tiktok

[spring bison]

is that you

[fallen cipher]

Nope

[marsh lance]

Nuclear war!!

[fallen cipher]

It's a really cool account tho

[wild mason]

Tbf this probably would have taken 2 - 3 sessions if it weren't for the Maizani Bananam split

[wraith quarry]

when do we get an updated gif of bowistan

[spring bison]

real

[prime compass]

Plague 💯💯

[fallen cipher]

I think a map war like this would be really cool

[spring bison]

fr

the industrial revolution is delayed in this universe btw

[prime compass]

Or just a massive war

[wild mason]

• I wasn't expecting Fish's support which accelerated the goals

[prime compass]

Which is followed by a uhhh

Uhhh

[spring bison]

Brazien revolution

[prime compass]

An era with horrible living conditions

Poor people all over

Corrupt politicians

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch map of fakhernland please 🙏🏼

[prime compass]

Just the effects of the previous war

[marsh lance]

Blumi do you wanna play terraria on saturday

[wraith quarry]

i've always viewed maizan as a potential threat to my western spice order

[spring bison]

this is the China

[wraith quarry]

im not sure why

but

[marsh lance]

Poor bardor

[wraith quarry]

then you rejoined and seem to wanna cooperate with me so good nuff

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[spring bison]

Bardon

the Bardon dynasty is over

[prime compass]

Just a massive war with all major powers
Then the aftermath:
Destroyed buildings
Homeless people all over
Corrupt politicians
Just horrible

[marsh lance]

Haha.. PARDON my incorrect spelling 😂😂😂

[prime compass]

Execution NOW

[spring bison]

youre so funny 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-kroshik-kroshyk-angry-seal-gif-27155383

[wild mason]

Because you're also Southwestern and my people have been Xenophobic towards the north for a long time. Plus you were apparently my main trade partner who was engaged in a war with a northern power.

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch map of fakhernland please 🙏🏼

[marsh lance]

Look on historical maps

[wraith quarry]

i have also been xenophobic of the north

[marsh lance]

BLUMAA

[wraith quarry]

specifically bryzkna

[marsh lance]

PLEAS

[frank latch]

1. You can look at all and any former maps. It's not hard to look for them if you're not lazy
2. You gave me 30 seconds to respond. Stop being so annoying.

[spring bison]

what do we think of this nation

[fallen cipher]

Nerd emoji

[marsh lance]

Evil

[spring bison]

real

[wraith quarry]

Adika is so pretty

[marsh lance]

Fakher if he could navigate a discord channel:

[wraith quarry]

not as pretty as the west tho

[rose cape]

have it all, lose it all

[spring bison]

I will copy suzerain and have an age of revolutions

[wild mason]

Good, Evil, Neutral

[marsh lance]

What does this mean

[waxen remnant]

@wild mason are you eating this?

can someone explain to me why there's an orange slice and a kiwi fruit on chocolate cake 💔

[wraith quarry]

flavor

[wild mason]

The way out people view the world. Fish and the West are good, Banana m and the bay are neutral, and the far north is evil

[wraith quarry]

im ngl hints of orange or lime on stuff can be really good

could also be decoration

[marsh lance]

Fuck did i do to you gang 😭

[wild mason]

Nothing that's just the general attitude of the people.
They don't even know your country exists

[marsh lance]

I didnt expect the pretend racism to extend out into the canon lore

[rose cape]

😈

[marsh lance]

I can’t partake in it though.. Vogalians are not evil…..

[frank latch]

the orange provides a nice sweet and sour contrast to the dark rich chocolate

so makes sense

[marsh lance]

Racism isnt our style

[frank latch]

Idk about the Kiwi

that's just weird

[marsh lance]

What are kiwis even like

[waxen remnant]

pineapples

[marsh lance]

Bow you should play terraria with me and amaza

[spring bison]

what about this

[marsh lance]

THE GREATEST EVIL OF ALL TIME

KILL IT

[rose cape]

i can only play on pho

[marsh lance]

Terraria gameroom has been destroyed

A lost idea

[rose forge]

tf is terrar

[marsh lance]

Terraria

[spring bison]

I think I nerfed Dornburg too hard

[marsh lance]

They DESERVE it…

[spring bison]

but there wont be a Russia

[marsh lance]

It can fill the niche of post soviet eastern europe

Perhaps a “reclamation” war exercised by dornburg

[spring bison]

it lost like

70% of its population

its a rump state now

[marsh lance]

Failed state goes to war to try and stop itself from failing harder (russia)

[wraith quarry]

"we have problems"
"blame it on somebody and go to war"

[marsh lance]

Ereal

@rose forge @wraith quarry so do we wanna play terraria on saturday

What day works

[rose forge]

Idk

Saturday probably would work?

[wraith quarry]

sat on ur day

[marsh lance]

Guh ok

@wraith quarry now fish, listen, i want you in this, BUT PLEASE dont bring endgame gear, it ruins the experience for everyone

[wraith quarry]

i can't

[marsh lance]

Man cut that shit out yes you can 👽

Quit trolling pal

[wraith quarry]

you don't understand
early game terraria is like putting your hand in a fire

[marsh lance]

But thats like.. the core of the game

The progression

Just say you wanna play sandbox vro 😭

[wraith quarry]

me, i personally just enjoy destroy the landscape and make corruption trenches

[frank latch]

is this true?

[wraith quarry]

and also horde glorious materials

[rose forge]

??

[marsh lance]

RELIGION MAP

What is the gray color

[frank latch]

no...

[wraith quarry]

we're gonna have to diplomacy with the rest of the western nations

we must all recognize

the threat

that is

brzkna

[marsh lance]

ALLIANCE MAP

[wraith quarry]

uhh yeah..

it's almost like

terraria

is a sandbox game

[marsh lance]

You know what i meant cuh

[frank latch]

ding ding

[marsh lance]

Dorak confederation where

[frank latch]

this based around last session's wars and geo politics

it's more about alignment

than it is an alliance map

[marsh lance]

Ah

Banam aided brzykna btw

[frank latch]

But Bananam betrayed Maizan and aided the Western Pact

so

Bananam is kind of questionable

he's playing both sides right now

[marsh lance]

Bro thinks he’s sweden….

[wheat aspen]

prehardmode is not that bad tbh

[frank latch]

He supports Brzykna which is against the Western Pact
but He supports the Western Pact against Maizan

[marsh lance]

EXACTLYYY

[frank latch]

it's... confusing

[marsh lance]

fish is just being a L rn

[frank latch]

nah
he's Finland

not Sweden

[marsh lance]

@frank latch do you have terraria on computea

[rose cape]

can we please ally to destroy fish

[wheat aspen]

the only bad part imo is not having hermes boots

[marsh lance]

He HATES terraria

[wheat aspen]

but that can literally be solved by playing the game

[marsh lance]

Hermes boots are prehardmode gear…

[frank latch]

the USSR is Maizan
the Western Pact is Germany
and Brzykna is the UK

it's beautiful

[rose cape]

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

[wheat aspen]

i think u misinterpreted what I meant

[marsh lance]

Maizan is the HRE gang wtf

[marsh lance]

True’

[wheat aspen]

prehardmode sucks when you don't have them

[marsh lance]

Oh

[rose cape]

brzykna is iberia

[wheat aspen]

when you get them it's less of a slog

and is actually enjoyable

[marsh lance]

@wraith quarry prehardmode terriaria is not that hard, dont strip the game of all fun

[rose forge]

just get a grapple

[rose cape]

vogalia is the uk

[marsh lance]

NO

NO

IM NOT

[wheat aspen]

hermes boots r more convenient but like

[marsh lance]

SOP IT

[wheat aspen]

get both

[frank latch]

yep
you're the one who's gone to the UK

so

[rose cape]

cold, trading nation

[frank latch]

it makes sense

[rose forge]

Yeah get both if possible

[marsh lance]

😢

[wraith quarry]

i don't care about progression my man

[wheat aspen]

they're so easy to make it should be a requirement

[wild mason]

Fakher should be yellow-green

[wraith quarry]

i just want to sandbox

[wheat aspen]

minecraft creative:

[frank latch]

Bananam should be green-purple

[rose forge]

Getting the terraspark boots so annoyin

[prime compass]

Vogalia is supreme 💯

[marsh lance]

Guys i think he just doesn’t wanna do a playthrough

[frank latch]

also
I wasn't aware Fakher made an agreement or aligned themselves with the western pact

[rose forge]

water waders
lava charm
ice skate
aghhh

[frank latch]

what's with that?

[marsh lance]

@rose forge its just us cuh… 😔

[wraith quarry]

yus

[wheat aspen]

is it weird to have 500 hours and not legitimately beat hardmode

[marsh lance]

No thats real

[rose forge]

Most people don't even do hardmode

[rose cape]

third tree is gray now iirc

[rose forge]

Master mode yes

[wild mason]

He is kinda pulled to both sides by our deal if you remember 👽

[rose forge]

but hardmode is just legitimately pain

[wheat aspen]

i didn't for the longest time i just lost interest

[frank latch]

I don't remember the deal

[wheat aspen]

only way to play imo

[rose forge]

oh wait was confusing with the softcore mediumcore and hardcore

[frank latch]

He's still in the Western Pact

[wheat aspen]

ever since master mode dropped on console ive felt empty playing any other difficulty

[rose forge]

but yeah still think most don't do hardmode based off stean achivements

[rose cape]

real

[wheat aspen]

if i don't see the relic when I kill a boss it's just hollow

[rose cape]

also where is the vogalian-skillerian alliance

[marsh lance]

Terraria youtuber propaganda

[frank latch]

this was pertaining to the alignment of the western pact stuff last session

something they weren't involved with

[rose forge]

40.4% of steam terraria players beat wall of flesh

[marsh lance]

“Can i beat master mode with only _____” 🤯🤯

[frank latch]

I've never beat it tbf

but then again I don't have Terraria

[rose cape]

ereal

[frank latch]

so...

that might have something do with that fact

[wild mason]

can i beat master mode with only poop blocks

[marsh lance]

@frank latch bowing san do you have terraria pc….

[rose forge]

so 0.1% of total terraria players beat wof but did nothing with the pwn hammer

[marsh lance]

REAL

[frank latch]

no

[rose forge]

bruh

just why

[marsh lance]

NOOOOOO

Robloxian which terraria class do you main

[rose cape]

they are probably doing it the next time the start the game

[rose forge]

The fact that wof achivement and altar breaking oen ain't same percentage

means that a small subset of people never bothered progressing hardmode in the slightest

[wraith quarry]

he doesnt have terraria

only me

[marsh lance]

Magaka he voted yes

[frank latch]

magaka

[marsh lance]

Mafaka*

[wraith quarry]

tbf for a very long time i thought that skeletron was the final boss

[rose forge]

breh

[frank latch]

wiat
he isn't?

[marsh lance]

Real

[wraith quarry]

that was in like

elementary school

[rose forge]

But the people who didn't break the demon altars have defeated the wall of flesh

[marsh lance]

For some playthroughs skeletron is the final boss

[frank latch]

wait
what's Skeletron

I thought the Eye of Cathulu was the final boss

[wraith quarry]

he doesnt have terraria

like

idk what to say

[marsh lance]

Real

[rose forge]

https://youtu.be/Xnwl73avwMA

[wraith quarry]

he literally does not have terraria

[rose forge]

howww

[marsh lance]

Gang

[rose forge]

bruh that's literally one of the first bosses u accidentally fight

other being slime king

[marsh lance]

@rose forge do you have terraria

[rose forge]

Yeah duh

[marsh lance]

Fish being a liar…

[rose forge]

huh didn't know this was a thing

so 2nd way of spawning naturally besides rain

[rose forge]

bruh the official wiki.gg wiki omits the exact chance and yet fandom does show it

[wraith quarry]

bow does not have terraria 😭

i will send you an image of his steam library

[wraith quarry]

actually I wont because idk how

[marsh lance]

Bro you live with him gang you should gift him

[rose forge]

screenshot duh

[wraith quarry]

see i have

something

called

being

dirt

poor

[wraith quarry]

screenshot something on his computer...

TRADE

I LOVE TRADE

MONEY

[rose forge]

Well is their steam library public or no

[wraith quarry]

somebody should secure this river brw

good route for trade

[wraith quarry]

idk

i dont even have bow friended because he's a moron

[rose forge]

oki

[wraith quarry]

(im just lazy)

[west path]

thats unironically the way i got my first king slime kill

he spawned like that

[rose forge]

damn

according to teh fandom wiki 1% chance per check

Wish the terraria wiki had more technical info on spawn mechanics

[west path]

Tragedy

[rose forge]

@west path have ya killed the dungeon guardian before?

[west path]

i never bothered to get a setup going

nor was it gonna do it manually

i*

[frank latch]

opinion?

(I may have missed the kingdom to your south)

[west path]

tf is the green

[frank latch]

the western aligned nations

[west path]

creyzee

[rose forge]

don't even need a setup if have ufo

[west path]

I dont care though

stop talking about bowistan to me

[rose forge]

the heck does this mean

[wraith quarry]

okay

[frank latch]

bruh

[wraith quarry]

when will eseron invade sylstaria

[rose forge]

oh

[frank latch]

I will have to NPC Maizan guh

[west path]

yeah but im not dealing with having to go in circles for 45 minutes

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frank latch]

,roll be sensible, push the Maizani agenda

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: push the Maizani agenda

[frank latch]

[west path]

yes

im not even a world power anymore so why does this matter

[frank latch]

I thought you would like to see it visually

but oh well

[west path]

alien

id prefer to play a mapwar without a certain individual that always turns shit against me and turns it into a toxic cesspit

[wild mason]

OK bro

You do exactly what I called you out for

Put yourself in a shit position

Whine and act justified

Quit

[frank latch]

can we please not argue

[wild mason]

This happens EVERY mapwar, even ones where I have nothing to do with you

[west path]

curious how everyone is against you on this

[frank latch]

GUH

[wild mason]

You can't have it both ways
Everything is against you but everyone is against me
Can you learn to just shut up.

[frank latch]

PLEASE PEOPLE

[west path]

nay because i have the right to speak

[frank latch]

PLEASE

this is clearly underlying personal beef and not just related to the map war specifically.

[hollow garden]

Fan map 🤫

[noble cradle]

Is this azgaar

[hollow garden]

Can you give in depth lore of the eastern hemisphere

[hollow garden]

Thank you

but no

[noble cradle]

What did you use ?

[hollow garden]

Ibispainta

[west path]

this proves my theory

the more overlays the fancier the map

[wild mason]

Alpha I was going to write a long rant but that would have escalated the argument so I am just going to post a rabbit eating a banana instead

https://tenor.com/view/musediet-bunny-banana-gif-25621501

WHAT

[elder arch]

Minor embed fail

[hollow garden]

what's overlays I'm stupid

Like layers?

[wild mason]

Like the dark edges around the landmass

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[wild mason]

and country borders

[hollow garden]

Oh yeah those look really nice

[west path]

why do you need to inform me of you wanting to continue an argument i was pretty clearly uninterested in continuing myself

what is the point in that

[wild mason]

i thought you would probably ask why i was typing for ~10 minutes anyway 👽

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131208427822125138/1253196254431936575/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[hollow garden]

@wild mason why were YOU typing for 10 minutes

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikalseal-nerpa-cute-gif-27364097

[noble cradle]

Me when I'm in a pointless argument competition and my opponent is from #🎲game-room

[wild mason]

~bt

[west path]

aren't you a game roomer

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: It's on social media. Results - <hashtag 828805304807718912>.

[west path]

how would you lose that competition

it would turn into a pointless argument and thus

decide a tie

[wild mason]

The humble "MW/AW Server" :

[frank latch]

thank you

btw
I made an ungodly breakfast just now

the hash browns are JUST perfect

the toast hits the spot

truly👌

[frosty drum]

Hashbrowns are S tier

[frank latch]

truly
They're difficult to make though

[west path]

how do hash browns even taste like ive never had them

[frosty drum]

Mashed Potatos with butter and bacon bits though...
That's S plus

[frank latch]

Qevie on their way to boast about how good their "polish cooking" is

[west path]

Dear god youve never had salted potato steamed in a campfire

[frank latch]

They're crunchy
and you can add what ever seasonings you want

[west path]

That

is so peak

[frank latch]

Those are 🗿

[west path]

whar

theyre goated buh

[west path]

crunchy isnt taste

its texture

[frank latch]

I mean
they taste like potatoes

kind of like tater tots I'd say

Idk how to describe it ngl

[west path]

sorry but pickled cabbage isnt appealing to everyone so i have to refrain

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

ive had tater tots theyre pretty good ngl

[wild mason]

texture affects taste though
like
Imagine eating one egg that is boiled and another that is fried

👽

[frank latch]

true
I hate boiled eggs

[west path]

its still separate

[frank latch]

don't know why

[wild mason]

deviled eggs

[frank latch]

it's kind of like that

[west path]

also boiled eggs pretty yummy

[wild mason]

do you eat them

[frank latch]

nope

disgusting

they're the product of the devil

and God shall smite them down

[west path]

eat it warsaw style lop off the head, add sauce to the interior and dig out with a spoon

[west path]

What

what did tater tots do to you

[frank latch]

no
Deviled Eggs

[west path]

what

deviled eggs???

[frank latch]

did you block Blumi?

[west path]

no

[frank latch]

guh

bro just missed it

[wild mason]

~bt

[frank latch]

...

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Bloom, are you locked?

[wild mason]

Yes I am locked

[west path]

EW THATS THE WRONG WAY TO EAT BOILED EGGS

THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL

[frank latch]

SEE?!

[west path]

yes

i see why theyre called deviled eggs now

YOU CUT OFF THE TOP OF THE EGG AND DONT REMOVE THE SHELL

YOU CRIMINALS

THATS THE WRONG WAY

[frank latch]

btw
a nice cold glass of milk to wash down all the salt and eggs is peak

[west path]

What.

What.

[frank latch]

am appreciating life today 🙏

[west path]

BoW 5 nuclear bombs will be dropped on you

[wild mason]

the deviled name actually comes from the paprika which was also used in dishes that needed flavor and could be made from leftovers like the early predecessor to hot wings "Devilled Bones" which is made from scrap chicken parts

[frank latch]

for my breakfast

[west path]

idk man

[frank latch]

hash browns, toast and scrambled eggs

[west path]

milk being used to wash that down is evil

especially when water exists

but it does cleanse the palette

[frank latch]

I have water all the time

[west path]

This is the correct way to eat boiled eggs im not hearing any excuses

[wild mason]

👽

[frank latch]

A German made this post

[west path]

hard boiled eggs are evil

never make them

👎

they're the product of satan

[frank latch]

a German is speaking

[west path]

add this seasoning to the yolk

then dig it out with a spoon

absolute peak

best egg

[frank latch]

you're not a German

Germans wouldn't add seasoning

[west path]

Yeah im a pole

🤯

[frank latch]

(Eastern German)

[west path]

My brother in christ they already have god-like bread

they need to give some competition to the french

[frank latch]

true

[west path]

if the germans decide to cook then they cook harder than anyone else

[frank latch]

I hate to say it though
but they don't know how to put seasoning on stuff
or make hot dishes

other than bread...

[west path]

does the labelling look german i cant tell

[west path]

You have

[frank latch]

kidnda

kinda

[west path]

never been to germany

neither have i

but i live in eastern germany

close enough

Gawd bless the fatherland and the polishland because their cuisines paired together go so hard

[frank latch]

🧏 🗣️

[west path]

mainland europe is like infinite flavor

except 1 part decides to not use seasoning

(britain, nordics and some of germany)

britain is mainland europe now

We're re-adding doggerland

[frank latch]

Britain does not deserve a seat at the table for European Cuisine

[west path]

true

we're removing doggerland

[frank latch]

an argument can be made for Ireland

but the Nordics...
they just eat Fish and Cheese

[west path]

this is like french cuisine but without the good parts

which is why we're evicting the nordics

[frank latch]

btw
when are we gonna get a Eurovision but for Food

[west path]

they make their own continent

but they stay in the same spot

[west path]

fuck eurovision

[frank latch]

true

but

[west path]

if we were to get that i would shoot myself unless someone other than the eurovision team directed it

and they weren't corporate either

[frank latch]

I would love to see the European continent go to war over food

Switzerland is not allowed to participate

[west path]

perpetual neutrality

also why arent they allowed to participate

is that because they get parts from italy, france and germany

[frank latch]

yes

also because I'm racist towards the Swiss

[west path]

racist

[frank latch]

hivemind

[west path]

true

why are you racist against the swiss btw

what did they do to bro

Wait

switzerland is the last remnant of the hre

definitely not missing liechenstein as the last remnant of the hre

thats a fake country

[frank latch]

cus they can't choose a side

so I chose one

a side against the Swiss

[west path]

but

they have no opps

[frank latch]

wrong

I am THE opp

[west path]

evil bow

@frank latch do you agree? there should be a law that mandates wednesday as the shortest day in the school week because of the fact that you are in the most suffering during it

[frank latch]

no

[frank latch]

the worst day of the week is the first
Monday

[west path]

evil bow

[west path]

wednesday:

[frank latch]

Wendesday is fine

[west path]

what good things are there about wednesday you didnt even get a full weekends rest

[frank latch]

I get to learn French on Wednesday

[prime compass]

L

[hollow garden]

I'm so tired from schoolwork

Maths is so evil

[vital latch]

fuck come on guys vote yes I need an excuse if I get caught

[hollow garden]

No

[hollow garden]

I'm starting to think I'm mentally inept

If I see one more problem

I will break down

[vital latch]

math sucks

go do like

english instead

english is way better

[hollow garden]

English is way more understandable and legible

[hollow garden]

I just don't understand why I don't understand

I feel bad about it

[wraith quarry]

math is easy

just do what the math is

[hollow garden]

I know it's easy

That's why I'm frustrated

[wraith quarry]

hmm

[hollow garden]

Because it's ME who is the problem

[wraith quarry]

well, what don't you understand?

[bold glade]

Oh my god

Whyre y'all here

[hollow garden]

@bold glade hello varticty

[bold glade]

Hello klez

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hello klez

@hollow garden hello.....klez

[wild mason]

Healo Klez

[hollow garden]

Hello klez

[fallen cipher]

I need a map war

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/no-use-gif-21870155

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/no-use-gif-21870155

[hollow sky]

Mapwars singleplayer

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi klez!!

No reply 3 time in a row...

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[waxen remnant]

why is this a world war simulator exactly

[hollow sky]

Cause its a whole world

and uuuh they fight

[rose cape]

which is why wednesday should be a day off

[rose cape]

so true fam

[frank latch]

why is general being more alient than usual today

[wild mason]

Breakup incoming

[prime compass]

Real

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Why is this person different?

[frank latch]

Generaliens are not "people"\

[wheat aspen]

crazy

[alpine raft]

@west path i killed caesar

And a few dozen praetorians

[spring bison]

why did you add the random island in the Brezian Sea

[elder arch]

We need to bulldoze this entire nation and replace it with an urban concrete hell

[rose cape]

google russian empire

[prime compass]

Midzkna

[spring bison]

made in medieval times

[frank latch]

nope

[wraith quarry]

WHAT

WHAT

BOW SAID IT WAS BRYZKNA

@frank latch YOU LIED TO ME

[wild mason]

BOW also says its "Serrekla"

[wraith quarry]

HE LIED TO ME AGAIN

[frank latch]

No I don't...

[wraith quarry]

DE

[wraith quarry]

YES YOU DO

YOU TOLD ME ITS SPELLE SERREKLA

[vital latch]

sibling war

[rose cape]

@frank latch this is bowistan after nuclear war

[wraith quarry]

YOU BAMBOOZLED ME

[vital latch]

I place my bets on bow

[frank latch]

is it possible Amazting misspelled it?

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[bold glade]

What're y'all doing here

[frank latch]

shut it

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wild mason]

Piss

[wraith quarry]

brzynka

[frank latch]

?

Brzykna

[rose cape]

spelled correct ✅

[frank latch]

Notice how it's spelled 2 different ways in the same paragraph

[wraith quarry]

BOW TOLD ME

IT WAS BRYZKNA

[prime compass]

Bryzkna sounds better

[alpine raft]

My parents are useless little children who can do seldom but inconvinience me

Weekly

I must switch homes

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry AMAZTING IS LYING TO YOU

DON'T BELIEVE THEM

[vital latch]

bow told me it was "stupid land"

[wraith quarry]

YOU LIED TO ME

[vital latch]

this sounds horrendous

[wraith quarry]

YOU ARE ALSO LYING

[frank latch]

I ain't bro

I get some names confused quite a bit
Serrelka I couldn't remember until like 2 months ago

[prime compass]

@frank latch nuke bryzkna

[frank latch]

k

[alpine raft]

Yeah, they decided to split mid economic crisis, so one cant just support the children apparently

And associated problems with full custody

[prime compass]

💯💯

[frank latch]

But I know what names are correct

[alpine raft]

They decided on weekly switches

So fun

[wraith quarry]

WAIT

IM SO CONFUSED

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT'S CORRECT ANYMORE

[rose cape]

who renamed me to satan

why am i no longer shaitan

i left islam 😱

[wraith quarry]

the devil reveals himself...

[wild mason]

~bt

[frank latch]

Vogalia ✅
Volagia ❌

Brzykna ✅
Brzynka ❌

Serrelka ✅
Serrekla ❌

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I lost some names in Cyrillic, I remember them two months ago.

[rose cape]

i like how christians can only see the devil after i is removed...

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry never trust a bryzknis words...

[frank latch]

I read Cyrillic

[wraith quarry]

bryznkan

im calling it

bryznka

[prime compass]

Bryzkna!

[wraith quarry]

actually

now

[frank latch]

Brzykni and Brzyknan are used interchangeably

[vital latch]

you're my canon persona

[wraith quarry]

no

in adikan

it is

brèzynka

[rose cape]

@mystic garden why did you do this

[prime compass]

@frank latch Operation Waffe of Krieg

[wild mason]

Vryzkan is the serrelkized name

[frank latch]

Real

[prime compass]

Send rizia map and bryzkna too

[frank latch]

I'm about to nuke Bowistan if someone comes up with a stupid variation of Brzykna

[rose cape]

what happened to peacekeeping

[prime compass]

Rizia map with bryzkna

[rose cape]

*if

[frank latch]

die

[wild mason]

Rizz

[prime compass]

Leave aegis!!

[wraith quarry]

brèzynka

[wild mason]

Rizz Skibidi Alpha

[prime compass]

Exactly what I think everytime I hear rizia

[rose cape]

you want me to... stop supporting my ally

[prime compass]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

brainrot

[prime compass]

Yes.

[rose cape]

say No if you're not cooking

[frank latch]

Halatian flashbacks

[prime compass]

No

[rose cape]

thats crazy

[prime compass]

Edited 🤓☝️

[rose cape]

proof?

[prime compass]

This is why I say never trust a bryzkna

[wraith quarry]

say no if you are gay

[rose cape]

no if your name is belemin

[rose cape]

no if you are gay

no

[prime compass]

@rose cape nvm lets team up to kill adika

[wraith quarry]

neither of you can touch me

[rose cape]

truly the peak of starboard

[wraith quarry]

guh

[rose cape]

"no"

[frank latch]

which is why starboard is the best

[rose cape]

please dont tempt me with a joke

[prime compass]

BAHHAHAHA

NAHHAHAHAHA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[wraith quarry]

literally neither of you can reach me

[prime compass]

Me?

[wraith quarry]

yes..

[frank latch]

@rose cape @prime compass I'll punch him for you

[rose cape]

fish can you please rephrase this

PLEASE

[prime compass]

Nö nvm dont do it

[rose cape]

im dying out here

[wraith quarry]

no

[prime compass]

Punch BRYZKNA

[rose cape]

the whole joke is playing out in my head

[prime compass]

The big bad fat greedy pig

[vital latch]

@rose cape @prime compass FIGHT!!!

[frank latch]

@rose cape dirty

[vital latch]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[prime compass]

AHH HHELPP KLEZZZ HELPP MEEE

HELPPPP

AAAH

[rose cape]

,roll 20 attack

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 4

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose cape]

it's joever

[prime compass]

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON

HELPP

[vital latch]

its femboy on femboy violence

[prime compass]

MAHORAGAA

HELP ME

[rose cape]

im not a femboy buddy

[prime compass]

Ok bud

[prime compass]

Amaz i think cosmic is the true femboy

[vital latch]

YOU MISS YOUR ATTACK BUT DO HIT @frank latch IN THE KNEE

[prime compass]

Yeah defo

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

blud what

[rose cape]

unreal

[prime compass]

Amaz is dead btw

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Kill Amazting

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[rose cape]

,rol 20 defend

[frank latch]

aww

[rose cape]

,roll 20 defend

[vital latch]

YOU PUNCH @rose cape IN THE FACE AND HE FUCKING DIES

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 19

[rose cape]

nope

[prime compass]

Yea!!

Im a hero

[frank latch]

NOOO

[wild mason]

,roll arrack

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[rose cape]

@vital latch

[wild mason]

,roll 20 arrack

[frank latch]

L

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

:game_die: You rolled 2

[prime compass]

,roll 20 allahu akbar

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[wild mason]

,roll 20 ercan roll

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

Barrack*

[vital latch]

THAT IS OF COURSE UNTIL AMAZTING DRINKS A HEALING POTION AND COMES BACK TO LIFE

[frank latch]

Ercan curse

[prime compass]

I quit

[frank latch]

it is real

[prime compass]

Rigged

[wraith quarry]

cannot reach me

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[wild mason]

Barack Obama should have run

[frank latch]

(Blumi when they realize his term limits are up)

[vital latch]

YOU HIT A WALL INSTEAD AND BREAK UR FIST

[spring bison]

Map expanded

[frank latch]

rigged

,roll 20 Cast mend

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 19

[prime compass]

,roll 20 giggity

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

Ha

[prime compass]

,roll 20 I EAT BOW

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Deflect

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

bruh

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

YOU ARE SAVED FROM ALL PAIN PREVIOUSLY ASSERTED AND NOW THIRTEEN PERCENT STRONGER

[wild mason]

FDR 2

[rose cape]

fish... i can go through here

[frank latch]

We should just bring this bro back

[rose cape]

it's not like it's a blocked route

[vital latch]

BUT END UP AMPLIFYING @prime compass's ATTACK AS HE EATS YOUR LEFT HAND OFF

[wraith quarry]

your armies would be so exhausted and overextended by then

[frank latch]

Without the cities this looks cursed

[prime compass]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

what

how

[wraith quarry]

literally impossible to march through all that and expect to perform well

[wild mason]

Did you know that Dr. Suess made Anti-Germancartoons 👽

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat EVERYONE

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Shotgun Belemin's face

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[prime compass]

OWWWW

[wraith quarry]

this is worldbox btw

[prime compass]

AA

[rose cape]

ships:

[prime compass]

,roll 20 i live

[rose cape]

it's a river buddy

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wild mason]

oh

[frank latch]

are you allowed to say this word?

[wild mason]

crazy

[wraith quarry]

me when upstream

[vital latch]

@prime compass HAS BEEN HIT BY A SHOTGUN BUT HIS FATASS IS NOW FAT ENOUGH TO ABSORB MOST THE DAMAGE

[frank latch]

RIGGED

[rose cape]

me when you can still sail ships upstream

[frank latch]

,roll 20 fireball Belemin

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

BHIY9U38IY

[prime compass]

,roll 20 absorb an Apple fritter

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wraith quarry]

plus they're vulnerable to ambush

that way

so

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725297

[wraith quarry]

i will make sure to use that

thanks

[frank latch]

,roll 20 revive the dead to fight for me

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

my god these rolls

[vital latch]

YOU TURN INTO A BLACK HOLE

[frank latch]

,roll escape

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat the galaxy

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frank latch]

,roll 20 escape

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[spring bison]

@hollow garden

[frank latch]

HA

[vital latch]

YOU FIREBALL YOURSELF AND ARE NOW ON FIRE

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[prime compass]

Joke roll btw

[west path]

nay

Its Brzykna

[frank latch]

,roll 20 extinguish

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

exactly

[vital latch]

BUT MANAGE TO RUN THE FUCK AWAY AS @prime compass EATS THE MILKY WAY BAR IN HIS KITCHEN

[west path]

Brzykna because rz is a consonant cluster in polish

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat bow

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

Ruh roh

[wild mason]

Did some more work on this mapI am very happy with this region

[rose cape]

free pitstop btw

[vital latch]

YOU EAT A DOLPHIN INSTEAD

[prime compass]

,roll 20 yummers

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Kung Fu Belemin

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

Wth

these rolls

[wraith quarry]

nope

[frank latch]

,roll 20 better rolls

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[prime compass]

,roll 20 brutally eat bow

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

@frank latch @prime compass YOU BOTH CRASH INTO A WALL AND DIE

[wraith quarry]

i could easily get the entire remainder of the holy empire to fight you

[frank latch]

,roll 20 brutally murder Belemin

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

,roll 20 live

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Cast revivify on myself

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this real?

[wild mason]

Do you think my islands have gotten better

[vital latch]

erm correction he lived

[prime compass]

Pls do

[spring bison]

alr

[prime compass]

Ez

[frank latch]

no

[spring bison]

fixed the naming

[prime compass]

,roll 20 MALICIOUSLY hit the griddy

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frank latch]

,roll 20 revivify

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

WTH

[rose cape]

thas crazy

[frank latch]

3 5's in a row

[wild mason]

~bt

[vital latch]

SPELL MISSED!

[wraith quarry]

"hmm, an unknown army from a northern coumtry that our closest neighbor says is evil"
"do we let them through?"

[frank latch]

spell missed

[rose cape]

,roll 20 come back from the dead

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: The man was hit by 20 bullets.

[frank latch]

what did it hit

[prime compass]

,roll 20 shit

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Revivify myself

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

10

[vital latch]

YOU'RE BACK IN THE FIGHT

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frank latch]

10 is okay

[rose cape]

once you invade them i will be able to move through btw

[wild mason]

,roll 20 Competitive Pooping 😈

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

:game_die: You rolled 6

[prime compass]

I pooped

[rose cape]

because i know you will invade them

[prime compass]

😭🙏👽

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Haunt Belemin

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[vital latch]

YOU REVIVE
as a zomvie

[wraith quarry]

nope

[rose cape]

unless im telling you that to make you not invade them

[frank latch]

@vital latch

[rose cape]

think about that

[frank latch]

let's go

[rose cape]

let that sink in

[prime compass]

,roll 20 SHIT ALL OVER AMAZTING