🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

i'm a feudalistic monarchy that still has slavery

[marsh lance]

Authoritarianism but the dictator is actually good (soll)

[marsh lance]

Smh bro didn’t abolish serfdom

[frosty drum]

WATCH THIS

[wraith quarry]

no...

i dont have serfdom

it's literal slavery

[frosty drum]

Slavery and Serfdom is bad

[marsh lance]

Dont you have a serfdom skillerz

What is a “progressive”? This is simply how Vogalians are

Our principles dictate equality and fairness, kind deeds to others

[spring bison]

lie btw

its fancy slavery

[gilded harbor]

Guys

[wild mason]

Tbf I don't really care that you have that but this is really the only system which a reformed Serrelka could be, they were originally a republic and trying to reunify the other states as a monarchist slaver would not have worked

[gilded harbor]

I'm very progressive

Trust

[spring bison]

are you from the green party

[gilded harbor]

I worship walrus's

[wild mason]

Plus to vote you need to be married, own land, and a few other smaller details

[gilded harbor]

I worship walrus

I love theocracy

[gilded harbor]

Ew

Did something

Say voting 🤮

[frosty drum]

Idk

[marsh lance]

Chattel slavery is EVIL

[frosty drum]

All Slavery is evil

[marsh lance]

So true (abolish yours btw)

[frosty drum]

Mine is abolished

[frank latch]

non-discriminate slavery:

[wild mason]

BOW how would it have gone if I tried to reunite Serrelka as a pro-maizan noble focused slaver

Would it have worked

[gilded harbor]

Idk what ur point is

That's still evil

[frosty drum]

EVILLLLLL

[gilded harbor]

Just like how non hate crime murder is evil

[frank latch]

Maizan doesn't have slavery

[wraith quarry]

erm idc

[frosty drum]

They have serfdom

[frank latch]

actually they abolished that

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch what's all the evil stuff I do/have done

[fallen cipher]

Is the map war over yet

[frosty drum]

Yes

[wild mason]

I am not saying they do I am asking how badly you think it would have gone if those were my stances ( The opposite of what I have now )

[wraith quarry]

@west path wake up

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-way-of-water-avatar-quaritch-lyle-wainfleet-avatar-2-gif-6205719758501513051

[spring bison]

expanded the map

(any coincidences are 🤫)

[marsh lance]

@frank latch this can also wait for next session, just wondering if we can do this

[spring bison]

rate the map btw

[frosty drum]

Where's Zipe

[frank latch]

I mean
it depends on how you do it
cus a United Serrelka is still a United Serrelka
but if you did it to unite Serrelka under the Maizan banner
likely not at all

[frosty drum]

8/10
Skollar and Zipe aren't there

[frank latch]

ok

[spring bison]

it sent twice

I spent a total of like

19 minutes on the map

[frank latch]

it might have not had as much of a following by that reason
and possibly had not been able to win over some people, especially in the south and in Ho'alia
but it could have still worked if it was truly for a United Serrelka and not for Maizan

[spring bison]

what should I add to the map

[spring bison]

the fascist revolution will destroy your weak state

[wild mason]

What can I do to work on this

Aside from ecology

Which is last

[frosty drum]

Smaller and more provinces?

[wild mason]

No

I dont think so

Most regions have the ideal number

Say I gave amazting twice as many

That means I have to divide everywhere twice

[wraith quarry]

I HAVE OBTAINED ALL OF WILLOH

GOBBLESS

[wild mason]

Or amazting is 2x as powerful

[wraith quarry]

GOBBLESS

now begin the invasion of bannova

[wild mason]

I AM NOT

Those borders

They were so disgusting\

[wraith quarry]

peak

peak

peak

peak

[spring bison]

Finished the map

[frosty drum]

Add an Island

[marsh lance]

Why are there two sordland equivalents

[spring bison]

wdym

[marsh lance]

Borland and dortland

[spring bison]

dortland is not sordland

borland is

[marsh lance]

🤯

Then why is rumburg next to dortland

[wild mason]

Anyways do these seem like realistic subdivision for you

[wraith quarry]

yes

[balmy epoch]

the point was fish would have to pass me to attack Peter

[spring bison]

remade the map to be on a earlier date

[balmy epoch]

when do we play 270 again

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-oh-my-woah-whoa-cute-gif-4765390319311889096

[wild mason]

Holy shit

Why does that game fuck with my graphics drivers so much

[silent smelt]

which one

[wild mason]

Fantasy Map simulator

[silent smelt]

it is a froh bitcoin mining piece of software

[wild mason]

No

it is probably because for some reason I had fluid motion frames on for that game

I turned that off

[rose cape]

fix bellacona

[silent smelt]

work smarter, not harder 🤔

[noble cradle]

big battre

[silent smelt]

I see grass

[rose cape]

@frank latch 👽

[frank latch]

what

[noble cradle]

yes

[silent smelt]

@hollow garden so here's my idea

[rose cape]

city state of keif

[silent smelt]

you should make something like the supreme court yesterday but

instead

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/JLgrgI_JJ2s?si=d4qCFdIalACBAuiC

[silent smelt]

let it be the house of reps and senate now

[frank latch]

you come up with a better name

[wild mason]

I don't see whats wrong

[rose cape]

@frosty drum invade him

[frosty drum]

No

[noble cradle]

@west path which would you rather fight 🤔

[silent smelt]

al gore

[noble cradle]

i think ill win

[marsh lance]

@frosty drum @frank latch
A new era arrives!
Each state on the Dorak Peninsula has agreed to participate under one treaty agreement, to further eachothers development and security.
The founding members are The Queendom of Vogalia and the Skollarian Empire.
{|} The Dorak Confederation {|}

[spring bison]

ew

the fascist revolution will destroy your weak states

[frank latch]

The Dorak Confederation

[marsh lance]

So peak

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-its-beautiful-gif-14598256

[frank latch]

oh yeah...

I forgot about that

[marsh lance]

😭

Buddy came back to speak his mind

[rose cape]

so much for being a unitary state

[marsh lance]

Huh

[marsh lance]

This was never a state, its an alliance

[marsh lance]

What is AmazTING yapping about!

Oh

I misworded it but you get it

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[spring bison]

going to collapse by 2025 btw

[frosty drum]

@spring bison When will you fight Jake Paul

[frosty drum]

Still have almost 2000 years

[frank latch]

real

[spring bison]

when the pope dies and the next is selected

[frosty drum]

@vagrant ginkgo

[wild mason]

Gonna be real I do not think this can last

Skillerz and Pat is 👽

[marsh lance]

Why gang

[spring bison]

🤯

[wild mason]

You will eventually have different aims

[elder arch]

This will collapse in 2 seconds, i am so excited!

[marsh lance]

Me and skillerz are like peas in a pod, we have no qualms with eachother.. unlike you southerners

[wild mason]

Probably radically

[spring bison]

🤯

[wild mason]

I spent all of last session uniting people under a common flag

We are not divided

[marsh lance]

Eeeh true

But me and skillerz

Ah ah

Any problem that comes our way we’ll work it out

[marsh lance]

What is your flag btw

[spring bison]

which of these would be best for a internal mw

[marsh lance]

I like braizenlandia

[spring bison]

overextended and about to collapse

[marsh lance]

I like a challenge

[spring bison]

its an absolute monarchy

[spring bison]

we could use this start date also

[marsh lance]

Mouse republic when

[wild mason]

Do these trade routes make sense

[frosty drum]

Where's Zipe?

[wild mason]

Skillerz if he could see

[frosty drum]

@spring bison ill play as that island

[west path]

session ended

[wild mason]

Zipe was autnomous but essentially under Ercan

[west path]

idk

[wild mason]

Even if Ercan never messed with it

[wraith quarry]

if you showed up i was gonna do a surprise fish mw session

smh

[wild mason]

Can you show where you think additional trade routes should be

[west path]

qhat did bro mean by this

[marsh lance]

Fish being evil compilation

[west path]

Also i wouldnt be able to play i have to eep soon

[spring bison]

its not independent

[west path]

(school tomorrow)

[marsh lance]

@west path do you fw this

[west path]

help me nuke banan and my life is yours

[marsh lance]

Hmm

Idk bro

Probably note

[west path]

i will uhm

let you take some of his land as colonies

💸

[marsh lance]

Not interested!

Bro said he’d let me colonize south too

[spring bison]

I will support this if you transform the state into a jehovah's witness statist empire

[marsh lance]

Hello, we’ve come to talk to you about our great lords Eucules and Elys, can i have a minute of your time?

[marsh lance]

Yeah it is not a priority of mine to kill banam

[spring bison]

shut up

[west path]

ok but hes a backstabbing bastard thats also a warmongerer

also

[spring bison]

believe in jehovah

[west path]

hes an easterner 🤢

[marsh lance]

Uhh me too

?

[west path]

northerner status takes priority

sorry you dont count

[marsh lance]

At the very least im indifferent to him, so thus i am indifferent to linzian conflicts

[marsh lance]

But.. im still in the east, if you split it two ways

[west path]

hes also the one who proposed conflict in vogalia and was the one actively going against you during the union

which uhh

Does that tell you something

[west path]

not on the priority list

the priority list is

1. westerner 2. northerner 3. easterner 4. southerner 5. centralist

[wild mason]

Alpha trying to drag another nation in won't save your ass

You were also backstabbing and it is why you are at war with Banan

[west path]

❓

[wild mason]

We know you started the Pro-Maizan revolt in Banan 👽

[west path]

he literally blockaded and committed an act of war first

[west path]

what??

those were regular ass separtists

to my knowledge

also you have no business joining this war other than to take an unjust amount of land

which is... curious considering how you supposedly

represent

serrelkan interests

last time i checked you didnt recognize my lands as serrelkan

[marsh lance]

You also kinda backstabbed me during the Sharikh schism so i lowkey have trust issues with bro now.
So really i don’t trust you or Banam too much

[wild mason]

Can you stop acting like you are moral and just when you are just cocky and arrogant

[marsh lance]

And besides.. if it was a UNION it meant you two were going in together on it

[west path]

im not moral nor just but im not stooping that low to break a NAP on personal grudges

because thats pretty obviously that

[marsh lance]

Thats like saying the northern united states didn’t benefit from the slave grown cotton in the southern united states, despite being “against slavery”

[west path]

i did tell you that i left because of him being overly pushy on conflicts

😭

you know this

[marsh lance]

Oh

Right

Shiiit

[frosty drum]

I'll still play as it

[marsh lance]

Still

I have trust issues 👹

[wild mason]

You are at war with one of my trade partners and it was understood that a second war was inevitable. A revolt being sparked in Bananam is not good when you just reunified an empire. You accuse and accuse and accuse but you are not right

[marsh lance]

But most of all I won’t be touching your volatile wars down in the south

[elder arch]

every single map war player has this because everyone wants to fucking MURDER you

[marsh lance]

So true

[spring bison]

the south and north rely on eachother

[west path]

so true

[west path]

A trade partner being attacked being your entire justification is

flimsy as fuck

[marsh lance]

Capitalism:

Its all about the MONEY qevbutt..

[west path]

thats like saying the U.S is allowed to intervene in african conflicts because one of the sides are trade partners

which isn't a particularly good example but i couldnt think up anything else!

[west path]

You have no reason to join this war

especially when we have a non-aggression pact

[spring bison]

discord are you serious

[west path]

and, considering how you preach about 'unity' you do seem rather scared of a revolt

[wild mason]

You are so fixated on the NAP because you know you are wrong and I am not worried about my own people doing shit, but you fucking around ( or trying to ) with my politics because that is what you always do

You can only scream and accuse because you are in a bad position

[west path]

its a fucking NAP what do you want me to say

ignore it?

youre violating an agreement pretty obviously

it is CLEAR as a matter of fact

and you are being overly defensive because

[wild mason]

You know you are wrong

[west path]

YOU are in the wrong

[wild mason]

You screech the same point like a baby

When your own actions clearly voided it

[west path]

i screech the same point because i have no more points to give

albeit i have stated multiple other points

such as you having basically no interests in my politics

as you have stated my own land is NOT serrelkan past that line

by drawing it

[wild mason]

You do this every mapwar
You do something that puts you in a bad position
You complain and act like the other party is unjust and you are morally right
Then you quit oncer you dug yourself too deep

[west path]

So i don't see your justification for this war

[west path]

curious how i didnt do this the first war

which took away my coastal access

you are now going on incriminating me and making this personal

rather than about the mapwar

[wild mason]

"incriminating"
What

This is what you do

[west path]

makes you think that you're judging me rather than what i am doing in the MW

you have turned this personal when it should not be that

i have been rambling about in-mapwar politics

nothing else

[west path]

enlighten me please what follows that pattern

i have already stated i am not morally right nor just, simply that im not stooping so low to violate an agreement over a flimsy justification

[marsh lance]

Guys i think we should get along

[elder arch]

When is a map war ever going to be made where nobody is arguing?

[west path]

circa 2026

[elder arch]

It won’t happen, because that is the nature of map wars

[wild mason]

You did something very clearly and evidence turned up you did it
You deny meddling when it is proven you did and turn it against someone else
You try to drag someone else in when you are in a shit position
You complain about an agreement which was already very weak despite it clearly being voided by your own actions

[marsh lance]

Pat mw internal remaster

I will allow discourse but it will NEVER be a vicious as last time

That was just shameful to look at

[west path]

1. I have STATED i am backing one of the sides, not that i started the revolt. How those weapons got there was by smuggling, but that was because i was BACKING THE REBELS.

2. I am dragging people in because it turns the position more favorable towards me and lets me attack an enemy that i have no access too: And if they have similarly matching interests, they can gain from the conflict 🤯

3. I am using the NAP because, to my knowledge, i have not broken any conditions. You are simply bringing up a completely different theater of politics that goes against what you want in your current situation as justification to break it and cause conflict, even though i was explicitly building fortifications in the region to AVOID COMBAT ENCOUNTERS

does that make my points clear?

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[elder arch]

I am an unbiased third party and i will state that nobody is correct here

[west path]

Also to add onto this

Guarda provoked me by fully removing my access to bay trade

I am not being belligerent here

i am simply responding to their own aggression

[noble cradle]

Hello subhumans

and other peoples

[frosty drum]

Hello Quarter Human

[west path]

hello 1/8th human

idk what the name for this is ngl

[wild mason]

1. Banan literally found and shared evidence with me that you helped start it.

2. You don't make things more favorable by dragging someone in who doesn't want it. That just makes someone wary of you.

3. There were no conditions established for the NAP so you can't complain that one was broken.

All your points are easily and concisely debunked but you'll keep going.

[frosty drum]

Hello 1/16th Human

[noble cradle]

calling people below human is now corny

[frank latch]

Hello martian

[west path]

show me the evidence all i saw was that my weapons were found there

[west path]

2. then they just reject the deal 🤯 its not that difficult

[frank latch]

Hello zenos

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[wraith quarry]

oh my god you're stupid

[wraith quarry]

I SAID XENOS

NOT ZENOS

[frank latch]

WHAGY7Q394586

[wraith quarry]

😭

[frank latch]

THIS IS MYFAULT!?

THEY MAKE THE SAME SOUND

[wraith quarry]

YES

[frosty drum]

Hello Yenos

[wraith quarry]

HOW ARE YOU THIS IGNORAN

[frank latch]

THEY MAKE THE SAME SOUND

[wraith quarry]

GENUINELY

[frank latch]

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT

[west path]

3. im fairly certain a NAP can be broadly defined as no aggression between two host countries which have signed the NAP, meaning that you attacking me based on the fact that i attacked a different country that already provoked me kind of... breaks the agreement and goes against the definition

[noble cradle]

yes all your fault

[frank latch]

ENGLISH IS HARD

[wraith quarry]

YOU'RE SO STUPID

[west path]

if you're going to whine about loopholes then like

go to a court of law

american law has plenty

[noble cradle]

ok yeah that is very alien

[wild mason]

You're arguing definitions now because you're stuck knowing you're wrong.

[wraith quarry]

@west path maizan might be done for

[west path]

please enlighten me

what is your definition of a NAP

[frank latch]

there's a chance

[west path]

you are still whining loopholes

[wraith quarry]

im ngl blumi's reasoning for war is a bit 👽
but uhh

at the same time

i dont care

[frank latch]

but things need to be straightened out

[wraith quarry]

they benefit me

[west path]

i have already shared interest in letting the empire fall and decay but bow no likey

[wraith quarry]

as long as the graph points up

im happy

[frank latch]

cooked

[noble cradle]

@frank latch what is the current state of the Ercanian army?

[frank latch]

they all died

[pine copper]

Ong they cooked 🔥

[noble cradle]

what was their loadout

[frank latch]

they had a few rocks

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what is the current state of the Skollarian Army

[frank latch]

some sticks

[noble cradle]

who killed them

[elder arch]

2 wooden spears and a snowball

[noble cradle]

you can do alot with rocks and a few sticks

[frank latch]

themselves

[rose forge]

clearly they didn't have enough

[frank latch]

and disease

[wraith quarry]

lol

[west path]

damn

[wild mason]

You're acting like this was some legally binding thing with specified conditions and loopholes to be found when all you said was " Non aggression Pact" I explained my justification in detail because I know the stuff you pull and just being reunited we can't let rebels backed by you start taking a trade partner and likely do it in the future to my country.

[west path]

richest people in bowistan

[frank latch]

ong 🙏

[wraith quarry]

what if

we all stopped arguing

and just had

all out

total war

last man standing is right

[frank latch]

isn't that... the point?

[wild mason]

Also it's not the modern era NAP mean as much as paper to begin with

[rose forge]

Pacts can always be broken

[frosty drum]

Map wars?
Or Peace Wars?

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSrWpH-nLmo

gun

go pew

[rose forge]

it is just basically both sides agreeing to keep it afterall

[wraith quarry]

erm fair warning fake blood ⚠️

😱

[frosty drum]

Mentioning guns in the server?!?!?!?!?

Banned!!!!!

[rose forge]

the answer is yes

[west path]

#🎲game-room message so when did i break any of this

[wraith quarry]

yes

glad to know

that

the only gun

im good at shooting

is also

capable

of defending me

[west path]

@frank latch how long has it been since the last serrelka maizan war

[wraith quarry]

or killing an innocent civilian

[wild mason]

That was a separate condition in regards to land you ceded.
You're grasping at fucking straws

[rose forge]

it'd be even better to know how good it is against larger than human targets

[west path]

you have not given me a justification

i want one

[rose forge]

cause clearly already effective against humans

[frank latch]

map wars

[west path]

im going digging around because i cant find your justification beyond that

[wraith quarry]

i mean

[frank latch]

a couple months 💀

[wraith quarry]

probably fairly effective

[west path]

was there like not even a truce in place what the hell

😭

[wild mason]

I did. Very clearly. Multiple times.
You just can't accept it because it would mean admitting you started the rebellion in Banan.

[rose forge]

but is it good against a tank?

[west path]

THEN REPEAT IT

[wraith quarry]

according to a comment on a personal anecdote (so not the most reliable)
it can kill a horse in one shot

[west path]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE FUCKING FACT THAT

[wraith quarry]

if aimed right

[west path]

I MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT

🤯

[wraith quarry]

erm no

[rose forge]

Pretty sure most animals die from a single head shot ...

[wraith quarry]

that's why my self defense cannon is for

[rose forge]

ahhh

[wraith quarry]

gators:

[west path]

YOU DIM-WIT YOU ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO AGGREVATE ME TO FUEL A FUCKING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX WHILST YOU SHITTALK ME TO OBLIVION

[frank latch]

if that were true
Fish should be dead

[west path]

YOU ARE AS SCUMMY AS IT FUCKING GETS TO PLAYERS AND IT IS INSUFFERABLE TO DEAL WITH YOU

[wild mason]

Okay dude. I literally just stated exactly what you do in mapwars.

[wraith quarry]

what is with these ad hominem attacks

jesus

argue about your NAP and stuff
don't attack each other outside of the map war

[noble cradle]

ok i know you cannot be talking on this

[west path]

you are refusing to give me your justification and are now blaming me for not knowing it

..?

[rose forge]

located in the skull, and is relatively small, weighing about 8–9 grams and taking up about half a tablespoon of space.

dafaq

[frosty drum]

@west path the fuck are you arguing to

[rose forge]

damn so getting a alligator headshot be hard ig

[west path]

#🎲game-room message this is where the argument started

[wild mason]

He's acting like it's shittalking to call attention to him doing the same thing as other Mapwars

[frosty drum]

IM WATCHING THE CHIEFS AND BILLS GAME

[wraith quarry]

sorry, this might sound condescending as a question, but i am curious due to the politician name
who are you

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-indian-swag-spaceship-gif-19973348

[west path]

tell me who was leading most of the ad hominem attacks

[wraith quarry]

okay but tbf you do that a lot

[noble cradle]

parader

[wraith quarry]

oh

yeah you cant say nothin

you dont even know me

guh

[noble cradle]

average fish

[west path]

i am fucking trying to justify what i am doing and blumi continues personally attacking me

and now they are acting condescendingly

how am i wrong for lashing out like that 😭

[wraith quarry]

you arent

[frank latch]

fr

[wraith quarry]

👽

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-bruh-gif-26585205

[wraith quarry]

like you talk bad about people a lot

i bet you talk about me like that as well

[wild mason]

No. I explained why I was justified in the mapwar and called out the fact you're doing the same shitty behavior you always do in response to being in a bad spot

[frank latch]

where'd you get a video of Eye disturbing a poor family's dinner?

[glad torrent]

Just put the fries in the bag

[west path]

and i am working to improve that but its just a gut punch to have that directed at me when i am trying to eliminate it from my vocabulary myself

[noble cradle]

who?

[west path]

😭

[wraith quarry]

blumi

[wraith quarry]

im talking about blumi as well

still

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-bruh-gif-26585205

[wraith quarry]

though

let's be real

[west path]

please read through what you have said

[wraith quarry]

you do that as well

[west path]

yes

[wraith quarry]

both of you are guilty

[west path]

i am not ignoring that

[midnight ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1185051968348098641/1205590312299274310/caption.gif

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant why would you ruin a family's dinner like this?

[wraith quarry]

hence why i think Adika should inherit both of your nations

[wild mason]

Wakey's GIF

[west path]

can i be assigned to amaztingland

[wild mason]

Walrus

[frosty drum]

That's not eye
Eye is Bigger

[midnight ocean]

Wakey

[wraith quarry]

no

bryzkna must die

[west path]

pensive

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-pig-fat-pig-reincarnated-fat-pig-piggy-out-gif-16191771160011795933

this is eye

[west path]

you are calling out... what behavior exactly? i am doing what is strategically sound to me in this situation

[noble cradle]

They put him outside for that and this is him now

[silent smelt]

@west path you're first https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1307846014383685692 btw

[midnight ocean]

He used to be a small healthy pig but then he was traumatized on that dinner table and since then he couldn’t stop eating

[wraith quarry]

both of yall are doing what is strategically sound to both in this moment
which is why I don't get attacking each other's character when you could be arguing about in-game stuff

i'd argue this is why map wars are dead

[west path]

i was refraining from any ad hominem buh

did you not read through the argument

[wraith quarry]

no, let me be a nice little centrist

[frosty drum]

They aren't dead
They are only in CryoSleep

[west path]

i think i slipped up once before lashing out

[wraith quarry]

like those millionaires who put their bodies in cryosleep and then the companies went out of business and dumped their bodies

[noble cradle]

i think mws are kinda dumb and rpgs are better because mws are everyones power fantasy competing against eachother and idolizing their own nation which in the long run leads to stuff like this

[west path]

real

[wraith quarry]

let me show you the door

[frosty drum]

I'm hosting this next weekend btw 🤫

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-15357849

[west path]

i should host rpgs again

[noble cradle]

MWs are the antithesis to RPGs at least here on worldbox

[midnight ocean]

Game roomers don’t even know how to play RPGs

[rose cape]

damn cant believe i missed the battle of the idiots 😱 😔

[wild mason]

You're acting like you're morally just and superior and like you're some authority on what's correct and what's not rather than accepting the fact that this is justified from my end and that won't be changed by you trying to argue semantics and petty points.

[west path]

possibly

[noble cradle]

true

[rose cape]

wait no it's back

[frosty drum]

I do

[west path]

what???

i have stated

[frank latch]

Can anyone guess which Bowistan player commited these crimes?

1. Systematic Genocide of an Ethnic Race
2. Targeting Civilian Infrastructure with the intention of causing as much suffering as possible
3. Wrongly invading another nation without just cause nor provocation

[west path]

that i am not moral nor just in this situation

[rose cape]

the main audience of rpgs is game roomers

[wraith quarry]

blumi
stop attacking his character 😭

[rose forge]

dafaq is this bullshit

[rose cape]

NSO

[west path]

but you are going far too low

to break a NAP

[noble cradle]

decafa

or me

idk

[wild mason]

That's exactly what he does and it's so frustrating

[west path]

over a flimsy justification

[frank latch]

in Bowistan

[midnight ocean]

Map wars are like RPGs but different

[noble cradle]

uh

fish

[wraith quarry]

👽

deflection

[west path]

@wraith quarry does this look like ad hominem to you or a ridicule of foreign policy

❓

[rose cape]

projection

[frosty drum]

Belemin

[west path]

i think this is what blumi is worked up about

[wraith quarry]

mostly foreign policy

[frank latch]

🍿

[west path]

everything else is relatively neutral

[midnight ocean]

What is even the point of this argument

[noble cradle]

rpgs tend to be alot more detailed and cooperative but I do see the appeal to mws

[west path]

ADIKA!!

[wild mason]

That existed very weakly and tenuously with no established terms.
Yet everything you say centers on it and how bad I am from breaking it

[noble cradle]

get the moral high ground

(there is no point)

[rose forge]

There is no point
One person is being overly aggressive

[frank latch]

Two people*

[wraith quarry]

yes argue about the in-game stuff 🙏

[rose cape]

@west path the only way to win this argument is to overrun serrekla and destroy blumi's culture

[wraith quarry]

good

[midnight ocean]

Map wars are just pvp RPGs the biggest difference is the player freedom and that game roomers are allergic to dice

[rose forge]

Well one more aggressive than the other

but yeah ig that true

[noble cradle]

true

[wraith quarry]

awful take

[west path]

i feel fucking demotivated with the amount of ad hominem being hurled at me

[rose cape]

@pine copper lurker

[noble cradle]

I wish rpgs were better

[rose forge]

@pine copper y ya lurking

[noble cradle]

or more common

[rose cape]

wrong feeling

[west path]

shit is not worth it when im just gonna be shittalked by blumi all the way through

[rose cape]

try again

[wraith quarry]

@stone ice lurker

[midnight ocean]

• Says awful take
• refuses to elaborate

[pine copper]

Watch wb drama

[rose cape]

real

[elder arch]

There’s literally a single one being actively hosted right now

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[noble cradle]

idk which that is

uh

[elder arch]

Cosmic is hosting one

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/british-guy-yelling-gif-1370904713937579658

[noble cradle]

oh

is that the silly one or whatever

[wraith quarry]

real

[elder arch]

No it’s a new one

[rose cape]

buddy

[wraith quarry]

@midnight ocean though yeah there's a wide margin of difference between an RPG and a map war

[west path]

genesion

[rose cape]

,roll 20 i cant let fish pass me 🙏

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 7

[wraith quarry]

fish mw used to have rolls 🤢

[noble cradle]

ion know what that is

[rose cape]

[midnight ocean]

Allergic to rng in map wars

[elder arch]

technically that is the name of the server it’s being hosted in, the RPG itself does not have an official name (yet)

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[rose forge]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 20

[rose forge]

fuck yeah

[rose cape]

so did manneva btw

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 improve economy

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 improve navy

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[midnight ocean]

That proves my point

[rose cape]

,roll 1000 bidenomics

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 838

[rose cape]

close enough

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Reaganomics

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frank latch]

guh

BETTER

[rose cape]

@wild mason when are you bringing delzara back from the

[frank latch]

,roll 20 MORE

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

real

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 trumpenomics

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

Crazy

[elder arch]

i’d give cosmic’s rpg like a solid 9/10 it’s pretty good

[rose forge]

,roll 20 bankruptcy

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 13

[rose cape]

,roll 1000 trickle down

[frank latch]

,roll 20 MORE

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 670

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

Die

[rose cape]

damn

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 TRUMP SAVES THE US

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 9

[rose forge]

,roll 20 less

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 7

[rose cape]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 544

[noble cradle]

,roll Qevie wins, Blumi wins

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: Qevie wins

[rose cape]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 920

[rose cape]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 872

[rose cape]

f

[wraith quarry]

,roll kill trump, idolize trump, vote for turmp

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: vote for turmp

[wraith quarry]

VOTE FOR TURMP

[noble cradle]

@west path @wild mason it is decided

[west path]

this is fake im leaving the mw

[rose forge]

,roll turnip, trump

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: trump

[wraith quarry]

TURMP IS MY PRESIDENT

[rose forge]

damn

[west path]

nah id lose

[noble cradle]

trump is my president

[west path]

,roll kill trump, idolize trump, vote for turmp

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: kill trump

[west path]

Its done

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 is qevie trumps 4th assasin attemptor

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[noble cradle]

nop

[glad torrent]

he is president elect*

[wraith quarry]

,roll End fish mw, keep fish mw alive as it should be, keep fishmw alive as it should be

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: keep fishmw alive as it should be

[frank latch]

erm actually
Joeseph Biden is still the president of the United States until Janurary 6th

[wraith quarry]

this is a sign

[west path]

this means that i succeed

because im not an attemptor

[noble cradle]

op

[west path]

im a winner

[frosty drum]

ITS ON LIFE SUPPORT

[rose cape]

,roll vote for piss party, vote for po, vote for the third way

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: vote for the third way

[noble cradle]

🤓

it doesnmt matter

[rose cape]

@west path is this true?

[noble cradle]

trumps still gonna be president

[west path]

,roll remove fish mws life support, don't do it

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: remove fish mws life support

[west path]

Its done

[wraith quarry]

US economy is cooked

[glad torrent]

get the terms right smh

[wraith quarry]

NO

NO

PLEASE

QEVIE

I BEG

[rose cape]

iran:

[wraith quarry]

NOOOOOO

[west path]

idk man poland elections are ass

all candidates are ass

[wheat aspen]

do any of y'all play acoustic guitar

[west path]

its done

[wraith quarry]

get out of here pleb

[rose cape]

,roll bowistan tomorrow, bowistan wednesday

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: bowistan tomorrow

[rose cape]

@frank latch cooked

[noble cradle]

,roll trump wins Iran, Kamala wins iran

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: Kamala wins iran

[frank latch]

NO

I'm done with this

[rose cape]

real

[frank latch]

y'all tire me

[glad torrent]

one of my friends said that they didnt expect to have to actually flee the country

[wheat aspen]

answer the question please

[noble cradle]

I have musical talent of a chimp

[wraith quarry]

no

leave

[rose cape]

,roll tires, wheels

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: wheels

[rose cape]

@frank latch come back here

[wraith quarry]

real

[wheat aspen]

is this you answering

[frank latch]

,roll okay, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: okay

[wraith quarry]

is it?

[frank latch]

NOOO

[rose cape]

real

[wheat aspen]

i need help w something 🧐

[noble cradle]

is there a way we can find out?

[glad torrent]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01f1c026cc

[rose cape]

,roll 100 bowistan mapwar likelihood tomorrow

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 21

[glad torrent]

w what

[rose cape]

WHAT

[wheat aspen]

acoustic guitar and barre chords

[wraith quarry]

kill putin and ill tell u

[rose cape]

,roll 100 bowistan likelihood next week

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 36

[rose cape]

bruh

[noble cradle]

@wheat aspen the people here are subhuman there is no point asking them!

[rose cape]

,roll 100 bowistan likelihood during winter

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 57

[glad torrent]

cant help you there

[rose cape]

real

[glad torrent]

know nothing about music

[wheat aspen]

💔

[frank latch]

,roll 100 Bowistan likelihood 2025

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 21

[frank latch]

crazy

[wheat aspen]

ty for actually answering

[rose forge]

,roll 100 Bowistan likely hood of ending this year

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 21

[rose forge]

aight

[wraith quarry]

i did answer 🤓

[frank latch]

,roll 100 Bowistan likelihood for 2025 - 2035

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 53

[frosty drum]

@wheat aspen hi

[noble cradle]

,roll host rpg, host rpg, host mw

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: host rpg

[rose cape]

real

[noble cradle]

amazigh

[wheat aspen]

i need knowledge

[rose cape]

yea

[wraith quarry]

also i apologize i am rude to you here
but i must gatekeep game room from generalers

[rose forge]

Best to watch video tutorials bout that

But really only thing you can do is practice practice practice

[noble cradle]

o

[wraith quarry]

:)

[wheat aspen]

"leave now pleb" isn't an answer btw

[frank latch]

Nope

[rose forge]

barre chords aren't something you can pickup quickly

[rose cape]

,roll tectonic plates map, religion map, ethnic map, biome map

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: biome map

[rose forge]

there are no shortcuts

[noble cradle]

this is what i was talking about

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 Likelyhood I host

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 39

[rose cape]

@frank latch this is a sign

[wheat aspen]

i have, but none of them touch on the issue im having 🕊️

which is why im asking ppl on discord

[rose forge]

what's the issue exactly?

[wheat aspen]

💔💔

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 Likely hood I host in a week

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 95

[wild mason]

@rose cape Amazria is stealing all the water

[rose cape]

for some reason i thought you were sam

[noble cradle]

alien

[rose forge]

Cause could be ur fingers ain't strong enough to reliably do a barre chord

[frank latch]

Brzykna is after the rivers again

[west path]

ive passed on my ideals

even when i do not hold then any more

[wraith quarry]

@west path amazria is controlling all of the rivers again

[west path]

too late

[rose forge]

,roll 100 likely hood of map war this hour

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 65

[west path]

im joining the RPB

River Protection Bloc

[rose cape]

@wild mason pin

[wheat aspen]

when i put my finger on the fret the only strings that are muted are the ones under where the digit bends and i can't figure out how im supposed to put more pressure there

[rose cape]

use your other finger

[rose forge]

oh bowistan happened?

[marsh lance]

,roll 100 i host a chicago gang war mw

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 89

[marsh lance]

Shiiit

[rose cape]

why did you think there was a post session argument

[rose forge]

I didn't even realize argument was about bowistan lmao

[marsh lance]

@rose cape get ready to defeat your opps

[wheat aspen]

not how it works with guitar i fear

[frank latch]

this is Brzykna's Bowistan

[rose forge]

ah common problem.

Yeah takes alotta practice to solve that

[wraith quarry]

AHHHHHH

[rose cape]

😱

[wraith quarry]

AHHHHHHHHH

[rose cape]

cray zee

[rose forge]

How barre chords are supposed to be done with less effort is using your right arm to leverage the guitar neck into the fingers

[rose cape]

also why is this tentacle

[rose forge]

but that ain't wasy

[wheat aspen]

this area specifically is where i just can't figure out how to press harder

[frank latch]

why is it so indepth

[rose forge]

still need some finger strength to press down on all the strings in a barre chord

[wraith quarry]

that's called a joint

[spring bison]

rate this very european border

[wraith quarry]

2/10

[elder arch]

This is unrealistic because borders are never straight

[wheat aspen]

@rose forge how do I practice strengthening this 😭

[frank latch]

6 Wyomings out of 7

[spring bison]

oh yeah

wait a second

[west path]

i dont think you can

[wild mason]

Linkin Park??

[frank latch]

6 Koreas out of 9

[wheat aspen]

it's muting the two middle strings and i can't have that

[west path]

joints dont tend to have much muscle

[rose cape]

blumi you could start a gang in akron

[wheat aspen]

i need to for bar chords

[rose cape]

based

based

based

[wheat aspen]

🥺

[rose cape]

based

[west path]

nvm wait

[wraith quarry]

exercise your joints

[west path]

i forgor what a joint was

[wheat aspen]

how

[west path]

i rember now

[rose cape]

exorcise your jokes

[wraith quarry]

look it up

ion how

[wraith quarry]

exorcise your mom

[west path]

just try to exercise it

[spring bison]

added an extremely neccessary panhandle

[rose cape]

my mom's alive

[rose forge]

@wheat aspen

[wraith quarry]

nope

replaced bya demon

[frank latch]

⭐

[west path]

train finger strength

[elder arch]

Perfect

[wheat aspen]

this trick helped with the outer 4 strings but the middle still mute

[rose cape]

this is the same image

[frank latch]

these are the same images

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry what about now

[rose cape]

TOO SLOW

[frank latch]

hive mind

[rose cape]

SLOW

[wraith quarry]

blind

[wraith quarry]

8/10

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

[rose cape]

average florida expereience

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tobasco-blind-schmerzen-auge-scharf-gif-11068272470568004898

[rose cape]

cerebral drip

[wraith quarry]

the florida panhandle is crucial

[rose cape]

south alabama

[spring bison]

big Rumburg is peak

[west path]

holy that would hurt like hell

[wild mason]

Starboard hasn't been working

[noble cradle]

good

[rose cape]

they raised it to 20 stars i think

[marsh lance]

How to start a bowistan argument 101, this strategy is very effective and efficient, watch.

[rose cape]

in game vroom

[marsh lance]

Guys

[wraith quarry]

@west path guess where peppers come from

[noble cradle]

starboard slop must be cancelled

[rose forge]

Yeah just need more finger strength for that one ig

[rose cape]

you misgendered me

evil

die

[west path]

Exorcise? Catholicism? Dear god…

[wild mason]

This is discrimination

[wheat aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[marsh lance]

I think brzykna, serrelka, and maizan should be ANNEXED by third tree..

[rose forge]

always had the same problem when trying to do barre chords

[frank latch]

I've been experimenting
it hasn't gone right most of the time

[west path]

uhmmm

[wheat aspen]

ty for helping @rose forge

[rose cape]

i agree

[west path]

merica or asia

[wraith quarry]

MURICA

GAWDBLESS AMERICA

[wild mason]

America

[wheat aspen]

im just worried that my fingers are too bony

[rose cape]

yw

[frank latch]

Bowistan will never expand

[wheat aspen]

and i won't be able to do them

[wraith quarry]

I LOVE AMERICA

[rose forge]

barre chords is a mix of having to be precise with it / having enough strength

[spring bison]

im talking about my map

[rose cape]

it should btw

[wraith quarry]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[frank latch]

No

[marsh lance]

Discrimination

[west path]

so much metal to be scrapped and turned into handheld cannons

[frank latch]

@marsh lance watch
Imma conduct a test

[rose forge]

there's so much unclaimed land

[frank latch]

it doesn't work if it's intentional

[wraith quarry]

@west path whar plane is thi

[marsh lance]

Erral

[west path]

i no plane nerd idfk

[rose forge]

well can be compensated with more strength

[wraith quarry]

P-61 black widow

[rose cape]

that shi disappears quick

[wraith quarry]

guess what plane this is @west path

[spring bison]

I feel like there is something lacking in this

[west path]

that took 26 sessions

[frank latch]

Tbh
I think the way Serrelka regained their territories
especially since it was stolen from Maizan was right

[west path]

what does bro mean

[rose forge]

woter names

[rose cape]

less than 6 months btw

[west path]

thats like the length of manneva

[rose forge]

dude that's still over 50% of land still unclaimed

[wraith quarry]

pathetic

[rose cape]

174661

[wraith quarry]

tbf most of it is unusable

[rose forge]

u sure bout that

[rose cape]

96216

[wraith quarry]

and people dont like claiming land that just extends themselves

[frank latch]

Also
I stand by my decision that the Maizani appointed Serrelkan nobles rebelled
@wild mason do you agree?

[west path]

idk

[wraith quarry]

well 90% of the south is barren desert

[wraith quarry]

COME ON

[rose cape]

@rose forge 80k pixels in 6 months

[wraith quarry]

this plane literally helped liberate europe

[west path]

I know only one plane and that is the plane that uhh idk about

[rose cape]

which mean the map will basically be gone in 6 more months

[wheat aspen]

i dont have that 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[wraith quarry]

@west path P-51 mustang

[rose forge]

git gud

[west path]

i know only one plane

[rose forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1299374920899497996/image.png?ex=673b4b32&is=6739f9b2&hm=58c8d484740ecee6228fbb2004b18c31a9c3084ecdc02fc330e618fb24717d73&

[west path]

f-15 i think

[rose forge]

hmmm

[frank latch]

@marsh lance see?
doesn't work

it has to be genuine

[wraith quarry]

@west path whar plane is this

[wild mason]

That is an obvious yes 👽

[rose forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1307854495493128202/image.png?ex=673bd1ea&is=673a806a&hm=e4e47e6c76a2cd74d1d9efef3a56d650d43de97108a570c4bf6bffb3416a41f6&
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hmmm

[wild mason]

Why would I disagree with you

[noble cradle]

F-18 Hawk

[rose forge]

all the rivers aren't even fully inhabited yet breh

[frank latch]

I was just testing something

[west path]

is that a 22

[frosty drum]

@frank latch when shall this be completed

[west path]

f-22?

[frank latch]

@marsh lance I do one more test

[rose cape]

giant ahh desert

[wraith quarry]

it's literally an f-15 😭

[west path]

i thought it was f-15 until i saw that 22

[frank latch]

You'll never get them

[rose forge]

the rivers aren't even fully settled

[west path]

The 22 got me ok

[rose forge]

plenty of usable area left

[west path]

idk how an f-22 looks like cuh

[wraith quarry]

the numbers on the rudders are unit numbers

[frosty drum]

I got an F-97 for Christmas definitely not fake
(Not Click bait!!!!!!)

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry what do you think about the Serrelkan Maizani conflict?
Do you think it could expand?

[west path]

Bow should make one river be reversed

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

goes from sea up a mountain

[rose forge]

egypt was just fuckin river

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[west path]

and its named the nile river

[wild mason]

I argued for so long my pizza got cold

[rose forge]

lmao

[wild mason]

This is exactly what Alfa wanted

[frosty drum]

THE GAME

[rose cape]

only a few left

[west path]

F-15 prettier ngl

[rose forge]

plenty of river

[wraith quarry]

agreed

[rose forge]

up for the taking

[rose cape]

most is in brzykna claimed land

[wraith quarry]

nothing beats this though

A-29 my beloved