🎲game-room

[frank latch]

[gilded harbor]

When Amazting successfully invades me I will start that

[frank latch]

crazy since I'm waiting on you

[noble cradle]

@rose cape do you hail from the Amazingh people

[west path]

if maizan ever falls im turning into a non-ruler player

[rose cape]

buddy i have literally invaded all but 2 of your islands

[gilded harbor]

@rose cape btw you should leave my capital lemme become a city state

[west path]

im waiting for next session

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[rose cape]

im not in your capital

[gilded harbor]

Yeah cause ur weak

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch am I prepared for the war? I just want revenge because my first war was with them and I lost miserably

[rose cape]

what is bro talking about

[west path]

im not doing the trolling this session

[rose cape]

dementia 😔

[west path]

im already overfeeding on bowistan

[frank latch]

yea

[west path]

this session was too long

[gilded harbor]

[west path]

a total of 4 hours is insane

[noble cradle]

Wow yall have been going for nearly 4 hours now

Crazy

[marsh lance]

Guh guh fuys..

[noble cradle]

Hivemind

[marsh lance]

Is session over?

[rose cape]

4.5

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

WAIT FUCK I FORGOT MY IMPORTANT STRATEGY OF LEAVING WHEN SOMEBODYS ABOUT TO DECLARE ON ME

damn it all

[fallen cipher]

Okay start preparing our army For the war I'm gonna send the war plans in a few minutes

[rose cape]

~bt

[spring bison]

is?

[marsh lance]

Did you get my one ping?

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Hi, someone told me I forgot to leave the first box.

[frank latch]

I don't remember

[noble cradle]

What does this mean

[west path]

@frank latch Can u retcon the entire serrelka war i was actually offline for the entire part of it

trust

[marsh lance]

Would it be better if i made my actions in dms this session so that way you have a place to see them, chat is pretty active

[rose cape]

@west path kansas city

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[west path]

True

wwait

WAIT

WHY DO I HAVE KANSAS CITY IN MY TERRITORY

@frank latch My final action in this mw

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

collapse maizan and demolish kansas city

[wraith quarry]

alpha resisting the urge to collapse his nation every session

[frank latch]

maybe
Idk

[west path]

too much lore has been made

i need to nuke it now

[marsh lance]

Whatever works best for you because i know it rough but i’ll send my previous action

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch okay so

1. I send some of my troops and my cavalry to quickly invade them from the north with a brilliant surprise attack

2. I send my cavalry and some troops through the untouched land in the south and quickly invade their south and maybe coast if I reach that far

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 104 AS

[frank latch]

GUH

[west path]

ITS

STILL NOT OVER

??

BoW

i am going to fucking nuke you

[frank latch]

I thought you were attacking the one to your west

[wraith quarry]

what did he mean by this

[fallen cipher]

What west?

[rose cape]

kansas city still lives

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 construct horses for my cavalry to ride horses

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

the western nation

[west path]

also who let serrelka be the biggest nation in this mw

is this even legal?

[cunning niche]

What the hell is this @frank latch

[fallen cipher]

Wait who am I attacking now???

M

[spring bison]

just choose one

[hollow garden]

Why do my racist messages keep on getting stared 😭

[marsh lance]

Evil

[rose cape]

second lebron james is

[marsh lance]

This has been a goated session

[noble cradle]

O

[fallen cipher]

Yea because I returned

Obviously

[rose cape]

thats just how the mafia works

[frank latch]

The Thumerian Kingdom has declared it's independence from The Guardian Republic.

[sullen pawn]

Hi Nancy

[cunning niche]

Nope

[sullen pawn]

how are you

[west path]

support the thumerian kingdom

amen

[rose cape]

cray zee

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch tell me if the war plans work

[spring bison]

rate this map I made in like 8 minutes

[rose cape]

wait

[sullen pawn]

@stable kettle naval raid the rebels

[frank latch]

I mean
they work
but you would definitely have a better chance beating the western nation

@brittle gust your ally is being invaded by Fakher

[west path]

if the alliance joins in so am i btw

[prime compass]

Is nice

[fallen cipher]

Show me the full map

[west path]

this is going to be a 1v1

[fallen cipher]

DUDE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME

THAT

[frank latch]

I thought you were smart enough to know

yk

cus you invaded it before

[cunning niche]

@frank latch ALSO WHAT DID I FIND WHILE TRADING

[fallen cipher]

Show me the western nation

[fallen cipher]

Yea I remember that

[rose cape]

qha

[fallen cipher]

But I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE ALLIED WITH NOLT

[frank latch]

I'm cooked

[cunning niche]

Open mine

[marsh lance]

Banam try not to collapse each session

[rose cape]

funny how this territory didnt get returned to third tree...

his allies have ulterior motives

[noble cradle]

Manneva

[marsh lance]

Pause?

[frank latch]

spices, some new plants and materials for artisan crafts

[spring bison]

added Heljiland

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[cunning niche]

@frank latch what are their demands

[rose cape]

independence presumably

[cunning niche]

Why

[frank latch]

I didn't draw any peace agreement between you or third tree cus I haven't seen any yet

[cunning niche]

Do they want

[spring bison]

yeah its over

Bowistan will fall

[frank latch]

Independence

[cunning niche]

@frank latch Why

[rose cape]

because you havent done my action yet

[cunning niche]

Why do they want

[rose cape]

to be independent

presumably

[cunning niche]

WHY

WHAT DID I DO

[west path]

is this real?

[rose cape]

idk

[west path]

Divine intervention

Allah is striking you down

presumably

[cunning niche]

TAHTS WHAT IM ASKING

[west path]

wait if banan caves to this

then does that mean that all the states of guarda

can just

go independent

without consequence

PEAK

[rose cape]

@wild mason lurker

[west path]

unlimited lurking

[rose cape]

real

i wonder when bow will do my action

[west path]

did we kill bow

[rose cape]

i have been waiting for months now

decades

centuries

[west path]

this is why we should boycott bowingstan

and leave it

[rose cape]

bowingstan

[west path]

yes its bowingstan

bowistan is boring bowingstan better

[wraith quarry]

i saw bow's screen

aegis is invading bryzkna

[noble cradle]

I just got an idea

[west path]

confidential info dropped

this is why we should play fish mw because then there is no fish to look at bows screen

because fish is hosting

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape

[wraith quarry]

bow will look at my screen

[noble cradle]

I saw fishes screen

[west path]

he left the mw

[rose cape]

proof?

[noble cradle]

Ercania is invading Maizia

[wraith quarry]

i saw his screen

[wraith quarry]

he didnt brw

I saw him editing the map

[rose cape]

no proof

[wraith quarry]

okay

i mean listen

[west path]

INSANE

[wraith quarry]

i'm 100% onbaord with aegis doing that

so

you do you

[west path]

BoW is actually hosting all the mws

its true

he was editing qeva mw map too

[wraith quarry]

no

i was saying to amazting

smartest

[west path]

nuh uh

im stupid

[wraith quarry]

i saw the dark blue of aegis

[west path]

fish try not to spread misinformation challenge

[hollow garden]

Fish mw session?

[west path]

im stupid

you stupid

[frank latch]

still Bowistan

umm

[west path]

klez is clinically addicted to fish mw

[wraith quarry]

i saw bow coloring this area as aegis

[west path]

and i agree i want more macroeconomics in my life

[hollow garden]

I I wanta...

[prime compass]

@hollow garden gc..

[hollow garden]

I have one final goal

Before I quit

[wraith quarry]

bryzkna is cooked

ngl

[rose cape]

why is fish trolling

thats crazy

[wraith quarry]

im not guh

actually yeah

belemin told me he convinced

[novel jay]

Is it over

[wraith quarry]

some of them

to get bryzkna

[novel jay]

@frank latch Can we do non-war actions yet?

[prime compass]

Yeah same

[glad torrent]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0192105193

[rose cape]

belemin isnt even in aegis

[prime compass]

Ehehhaw

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[prime compass]

I have my contacts buddy

[rose cape]

how are you getting a letter halfway across the world buddy

[wraith quarry]

he convinced influential people to join against bryzkna

[prime compass]

Shush

[rose cape]

no, please tell me

[prime compass]

[rose cape]

what postal service did you use

[cunning niche]

Where is bow

[rose cape]

because gawd damn i need that

[prime compass]

I use shut up

[noble cradle]

Satellite

[rose cape]

real

[prime compass]

Ok fine

[glad torrent]

guys join

[wraith quarry]

actually insane

[prime compass]

I transported weapons through merchant caravans

[cunning niche]

This guy

[spring bison]

rate this now

[cunning niche]

Delivered it

[glad torrent]

the answer is yes

[rose cape]

there is no land route from delaria to aegis

[rapid ibex]

Quite possibly

[glad torrent]

if the norse colonized:

[prime compass]

I Still did it

[rose cape]

bro is magic

thas crazy

[glad torrent]

@noble cradle join

[prime compass]

I dont know what you want from me

[wraith quarry]

do you know how the silk road worked

brw

[noble cradle]

I transported merchant caravans through weapons

[rose cape]

do you know that i control all trade going through said silk road

to aegis

[prime compass]

🔥

[rose cape]

real

[wraith quarry]

silk road

as in real life

[prime compass]

Do you know your influence is crumbling

[wraith quarry]

in bowistan it's the spice road

[rose cape]

i still control the ending of the spice road

in pherdonia

and maipan

[wraith quarry]

ok

[frank latch]

Guys I'm sorry

[wraith quarry]

were you aware of a letter to conspire against u

[frank latch]

Fakher is trolling me

and wasting my time

so I've been busy dealing with that

he's being incredibly annoying

[rose cape]

do you know that i open every letter at the border 🤯

[wraith quarry]

proof?

[rose cape]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/714105206232580148/1241512324158853133

[wraith quarry]

cap

[frank latch]

now bro's trying to convince me that the alliance they have isn't a defensive pact

👽

LIKE WHAT?!

[rose cape]

bow just skip and move on

[frank latch]

I am

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/button-cut-cutscene-fast-flip-gif-1609643342640800197

[frank latch]

where even was I

[wild mason]

Bananam

The trevolt

[rose cape]

teleporting letters halfway across the continent presumably

[frank latch]

@rose cape @gilded harbor where's the situation gone here?

what happened

[rose cape]

he is at driving lessons

[frank latch]

did you agree on anything?

[rose cape]

and check dms

[frank latch]

right

[rose cape]

@frank latch

[noble cradle]

Third tree annexed by amazing people

[rose cape]

misinformation is crazy

[wraith quarry]

i should liberate walstun while amazting deals with aegis

[frank latch]

unlike the Aegis invasion

[rose cape]

so how did that letter go halfway across the continent

[wraith quarry]

the same way the other letters do

it's called trade caravans

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch can I get a yes or no in dms

[prime compass]

Is bro mad

[rose cape]

you realize that it would have to pass through territory i control to get there

right

and i have that territory

blockaded

[noble cradle]

Native Americans used a canoe to smuggle it

[wraith quarry]

bro acts like you check every single piece of cargo that is traded

[noble cradle]

Through the river

[rose cape]

because i do 🤯

[wraith quarry]

literally impossible

and

again

no proof

[rose cape]

not

[wraith quarry]

send me a message that says u do

[rose cape]

it is not that difficult for a guard to open a caravan

[rose cape]

dms

[wraith quarry]

send image

or you're lying

bruh

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch show the western nation please

[frank latch]

is this proof Nordia and Noltia have an alliance?

[wraith quarry]

idk

[prime compass]

Bowistan cold war

[wraith quarry]

i aint reading allat

[rose cape]

dont need to justify it to you btw

[wraith quarry]

so you arent

actually

i know the host irl

why dont i ask him

[rose cape]

real

[novel jay]

@frank latch can we do non-war actions

[frank latch]

no sorry

it's gotten worse

much worse

[wild mason]

Well a second war sparked up shortly after with similar sides but worse

[noble cradle]

The host is my mom

So

[wild mason]

Bowistan WW1 and WW2

[west path]

what

[cunning niche]

@frank latch dms

[prime compass]

@frank latch dms..

[west path]

what is happening

[prime compass]

Maizan collapsed

[noble cradle]

@frank latch dms..

[novel jay]

Who Vs Who

[rose cape]

@frank latch dms..

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape i lied

[wild mason]

Bananam Civil war and the increased tension with Tree

[wraith quarry]

there is no aegis war

[wild mason]

• Fakher War now

[prime compass]

Bahhahaha

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[rose cape]

well now im just going to check all the trade that does flow through anyway

[prime compass]

BAHHAHAHA

The stupid amazting

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch just do this idk

[wild mason]

that is impossible and would waste so much 👽

[west path]

ok so according to what i want

[wraith quarry]

@spring bison RAAAAAAA

[frank latch]

The Rizian Revolt

[wraith quarry]

exactly

[prime compass]

Nope

[frank latch]

@spring bison thoughts?

[west path]

average

[cunning niche]

Guess why my civil war started

[rose cape]

barely any trade flows through the area anyway

[rose cape]

oh thats whats happening

[cunning niche]

OVER FUCKING HEALTHCARE

[frank latch]

@rose cape just in case you wanted to know btw

[rose cape]

lebron can deal with that

[prime compass]

@frank latch did you even do dms

[frank latch]

Fish tried to spread misinformation

[frank latch]

nope

[noble cradle]

Should've made Obama care

[cunning niche]

AS IF I DIDNT MAKE HOSPITALS

[west path]

this would happen in canada not the USA

wrong country

[wraith quarry]

I ❤️ misinformation

[west path]

hospitals dont exist yet

[prime compass]

Do now pls

[cunning niche]

“Bigger clinics”

[rose cape]

@frank latch anyway dms when

[spring bison]

its literally railroaded

[wraith quarry]

@west path i got amazting to believe that aegis turned on him and began an invasion of bryzkna

are you proud of me

[rose cape]

all you got me to do was to be more paranoid when checking letters

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch I'm expecting a war update in 5 minutes

[rose cape]

also @frank latch dms quick 😈

[wraith quarry]

lie

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1731873816:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[spring bison]

it literally shouldnt happen

you're just doing it because yeah

[west path]

now get into banans head

[rose cape]

i have plenty a plan for adika 😄

[wraith quarry]

that's like going from the final boss to starter fighters

[west path]

you need to learn slavic magic

[west path]

Erm

who else on the list

[cunning niche]

🤓

[west path]

blumi

[frank latch]

👽

[wraith quarry]

that's like going from a lvl 30 dark mage to a level one goblin

[spring bison]

it literally is

[wild mason]

~bt

[rose cape]

lebron can you still deal with it btw

[west path]

im railroading you stopping existing

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: ilm

[frank latch]

I didn't even plan this

[noble cradle]

WHAWT

[west path]

getting into blumis head?

[noble cradle]

oh

[wraith quarry]

lvl 50 tzneech daemon

[west path]

yeah

[west path]

whos the level 99 boss

[wraith quarry]

me

[noble cradle]

my pawn Fish

[rose cape]

you are already in your own head

dumbass

[wraith quarry]

nope

[west path]

you are already in your own head dumbass

moron

[spring bison]

still

[wraith quarry]

i stopped listening to the voices months ago

[rose cape]

also mongols go crazy

[frank latch]

Mongols go brrrrr

[prime compass]

Guys can we eat amazting

[wraith quarry]

they can't hurt me no more

[rose cape]

.fm

[prime compass]

.fm

[wraith quarry]

.fm

[rose cape]

@frank latch dms HWEN

[prime compass]

You fucking RAT

How DARE you break the chain

[west path]

EXACTLY

[prime compass]

The punishment is..

[west path]

.fm

[frank latch]

@rose cape You were able to successfully land armies and make advances on the 2nd main island

[rose cape]

buddy there was no chain

[west path]

BOW

YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

[prime compass]

Shush

Shut up

[wild mason]

What do the bars mean

[rose cape]

railroaded

[prime compass]

FASCIST

[rose cape]

stars and

[west path]

This is railroading ngl

[prime compass]

@frank latch dms...

[west path]

bow is railroading your victory

[west path]

@frank latch Maizanam events when

[frank latch]

Guh!?

[rose cape]

but it's too late now

oh well

[novel jay]

Who is fighting who

[frank latch]

@rose cape Walstun Officially Sues of Peace
They want to end the war

[rose cape]

yipee

[frank latch]

🤯

GOD WHY WAS THAT WAR SO LONG

[prime compass]

Filthy bryzkna

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @fallen cipher

Reminder from YAGPDB

Kill bow

[cunning niche]

@rose cape dont forget my condition for sending you aid!!

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch

[rose cape]

@frank latch my demands

[rose cape]

except for the red part

[west path]

u were meant to leave them as a city state

dictator

[prime compass]

WHAT THE FUCKKK

[rose cape]

they still have their capital btw

[west path]

ALSO YOU FINALLY GOT CYPRUS

LIFE IS GOOD

[rose cape]

yes very based and epic

i might chill on war after this

[noble cradle]

yall have been going 5 hours

crazy

[rose cape]

i aint even finna lie

[frank latch]

They want to keep the 2nd main island but are willing to give you everything else

[prime compass]

@rose cape stinky

[wraith quarry]

clinically insane

[frank latch]

they also want to keep the islands on the west if possible

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape im telling u right now you can't get the main island

[rose cape]

how bout this

[west path]

i might chill on MWs after this bowingstan session

im getting major burnout

[wraith quarry]

you can't maintain a blockade forever boy

[prime compass]

Oh my god

[rose cape]

im not even on it

[prime compass]

What is this guy on

[frank latch]

they want to keep the entire main island

[wraith quarry]

i mean the main island you're claiming

[rose cape]

bruh... #🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

[rose cape]

@frank latch fine but they have to pay heavy reparations

[west path]

was the linzian union the carolingian empire???

[frank latch]

deal

[west path]

banan is italy and i am france

[frank latch]

(they're already broke)

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/zenlesszonezero-bangboo-hoyoverse-gif-15113521607279905830

[rose cape]

they will take out loans from neighbors

[prime compass]

Literally what

[rose cape]

@frank latch also what about this

[west path]

what does this mean

[glad torrent]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0192105193

[wild mason]

@rose cape Why would the nation you unfairly invaded pay reperations 👽

[prime compass]

Because he thinks he is superior

[west path]

they lost

[frank latch]

the red nation is going to keep that lol

[west path]

erm

yeah thats it

[prime compass]

He is xenophobic 💯💯

[west path]

@rose cape bro is not the roman empir

e

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher Fakheri invasion of unnamed random ahh NPC state

[rose cape]

because i won

[prime compass]

@frank latch Update in dms 😭😭😭😭😭

It has been 72 years

[fallen cipher]

Can you change the colours this shit is so confusing 😭

[rose cape]

real

[frank latch]

👽

[rose cape]

also this is how you can tell bow is going insane

[frank latch]

yes it is

[west path]

yes

and i think i know the reason

[prime compass]

Its you

[west path]

no

[wraith quarry]

one does not remain sane as a mw host

[west path]

its the wars we've been having

[fallen cipher]

Okay so the invasion should be ez

[west path]

actually thats partially my fault then

[rose cape]

@frank latch also give this port to banan

[west path]

nvm thats blumis fault they declared

[fallen cipher]

Just send my cavalry and quickly invade half of the nation

[wild mason]

Wow! Almost like trying to annex half of my union does that 👽

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry are you going to peace or nah

[west path]

this is why you arent getting into the church of scientology

[west path]

what

do u even know what i meant by south serrelka

[wild mason]

South Serrelka

[wraith quarry]

what is the deal

[west path]

i was not asking for all of your southern holdings

[rose cape]

white peace 👽

[west path]

i was asking for the rebel holdings i lost

to the REBELS

[wraith quarry]

everybody died for nothing?

[rose cape]

well your people did

[wild mason]

I wonder why they rebelled 🤯

[west path]

which, by the way, revolted for basically no reason

[wraith quarry]

sounds good to me

@spring bison i have been commanded by bow to ping you

[frank latch]

THE REBELS MAKE ADVANCES

[west path]

bow himself did say that he kinda forgot SEVERAL details that would have rendered the rebellion

[wild mason]

Almost like they are Serrelkan and you are a foreign invader who was ruling them 👽

[west path]

not a thing

[rose cape]

@frank latch red nation can have whatever they got btw

[fallen cipher]

Border gore

[rose cape]

ugh

i have to deal with this

[west path]

they left because of the union

[rose cape]

nasty ahh shit

[west path]

with linzia

which disappeared

[frank latch]

they were going to anyway

[spring bison]

its railroaded btw

[west path]

which is kinda also why i thought the nobles were maizani

[frank latch]

@wild mason you're invading?

[spring bison]

the revolt is stupid

[rose cape]

@frank latch move troops south in order to secure a frontline while maintaining minimal losses

[west path]

i still no like the serrelkan revolt it seemed almost nonsensical

[rose cape]

i mean the revolt had a reason it was just the wrong one

[west path]

oh yeah on this

youre talking nationalism

[rose cape]

it should have been an ethnic revolt

not a noble revolt

[west path]

which didnt appear until napoleon

Which uhm

[frank latch]

@west path You're like being invaded and stuff

[west path]

hasnt even happened now

[frank latch]

👍

[west path]

they broke our NAP

[rose cape]

blumi is not cooking

[west path]

👽

thats pretty crazy!

also i had fortifications there

yet another oversight by mr bowingstan

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-oswald-cobblepot-the-penguin-lol-hilarious-gif-6363218145530451869

[wraith quarry]

@west path erm i apologize greatly but im gonna use my troops to support blumi :3

[frank latch]

they haven't been broken

just bypassed

[west path]

?

how does this make sense

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-godfather-its-not-personal-sonny-its-strictly-business-gif-15407899

[west path]

also once again

[frank latch]

(flanking)

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch show my situation

[west path]

How does this war have popular support

they broke a NAP

why are their nobles supporting it

[cunning niche]

You attacked me (indirectly)

Blumis ally

[rose cape]

@west path erm i apologize greatly but im gonna use my troops to support qevie :3

[wild mason]

You broke it first by starting a rebellion with a nation I had a trade pact with

[west path]

❓

when

[prime compass]

Booo

[frank latch]

your NPC just settled an agreement with the rebels.

[west path]

thats not how it works

what???

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

FINALLY

[cunning niche]

@frank latch also they are dead rn

[wild mason]

We don't have nobles

[west path]

first of all, a trade pact does not warrant that

second of all, i did not cause that

[cunning niche]

@frank latch u forgot to do dms

[wild mason]

Stop talking out your ass

[frank latch]

Imma say that next map update is end of session cus this too much for me

[west path]

you still need public support for wars during the medieval times

thats kinda essential

[sullen pawn]

oh I’m gonna crash tf out
It’s war crime time
Build up the army as much as possible out like 110% of the nations towards pure meat

[rose cape]

@frank latch we take all the info and documents about the war... and send it to our military universities

[frank latch]

no
I just didn't get it yet
sorry

[wild mason]

You are just trying to argue away a war with just cause because you are in a bad spot you put yourself in

[frank latch]

👍

[cunning niche]

@west path

[west path]

yet you unfairly broke a NAP with no justification

[wraith quarry]

tbf we're in the medieval age

[west path]

i was supporting them

curious!

[wraith quarry]

i don't think they care allat much

[rose cape]

@frank latch we're going to begin demobilization in the west as some of our troops return to their normal affairs and jobs 🙏

[wild mason]

I do have a justification and you spewing lies isn't going to change that.
You started a rebellion in Banan and if allowed to succeed you would have 100% done the same in South Serrelka, I very much have justifcation.

[rose cape]

the boys are coming home

[west path]

which means you need additional public support..

[wraith quarry]

no...

[wild mason]

And the public can definitely support this cause

[rose cape]

bro forgor the peace deal

[west path]

Curious how this still doesnt justify breaking it

[frank latch]

The Walstun Sea War is officially over!

and let's be honest
if anyone really won
It was the red nation

[prime compass]

Hope they sink

[frank latch]

no I just needed to update first

[wild mason]

Don't try arguing with me about my own countries support

[rose cape]

i should have these btw

[frank latch]

😭

[prime compass]

What a greedy pig bro omfg

Like

😭

[rose cape]

the real loser here was fish

[prime compass]

This level of greed has never been seen

[rose cape]

crumbs and pennies i need all of mines

[west path]

can i reiterate that i said i am publicly backing them

🤔

curious

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

this does not prove i have started a revolt

i am merely backing it

[rose cape]

https://genius.com/Kendrick-lamar-how-much-a-dollar-cost-lyrics

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

and, if blumi purged maizani sympathizers from south serrelka

then how the hell would i even start a revolt there

[cunning niche]

@frank latch kill the rebels and then send troops down to support blumis efforts

[frank latch]

@cunning niche Successful landings on the islands next to and on the peninsula to the south have allowed multiple settlements to be recaptured

However
The Rebels sue for peace

[cunning niche]

I get everything

[frank latch]

in return you don't prosecute the rebels

[rose cape]

@frank latch non-war actions?

[frank latch]

not yet

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch how's the invasion

[frank latch]

invading

[west path]

wtf mtc4 didnt have 50m visits yet?

why are they celebrating it

[cunning niche]

Sure

[rose cape]

@frank latch can u ping me when non-war actions are back

[cunning niche]

@frank latch ask the bay alliance to help me attack maizan

[rose cape]

finally im free from the grips of war

[frank latch]

I'm ending session

[rose cape]

oh thats class

[cunning niche]

One last action

Pls

Pls

Pls

[frank latch]

if it isn't for a war

[cunning niche]

It is

[wild mason]

BOW

[cunning niche]

PLEASE ACCEPT ITT

[wild mason]

There are like

[cunning niche]

PLEASEE

[wild mason]

5 wars that are tied together

[prime compass]

@frank latch Update 🥺

[wild mason]

This is not ending well no matter what

[frank latch]

fine

[frank latch]

ik

[cunning niche]

Tank u!

[frank latch]

but I gotta take a break

[cunning niche]

@frank latch also this was before you said u would end session

[frank latch]

They refuse

wishing to stay neutral

[cunning niche]

Okay

[cunning niche]

Respect their wishes

[rose cape]

@frank latch can blumi solo qevie?

on god?

chat i am now officially the fattest nation in bowistan 😔

[prime compass]

Yes

Fatty

[frank latch]

probably not

Blumi just united their nation

[cunning niche]

How did the action go

[frank latch]

incredibly poorly since you don't have any forces over there

like

at all

none

not a single

[cunning niche]

I SAID SEND

[frank latch]

HOW

[cunning niche]

Ships

Travel down

And then do that

Also it wasnt my troops only

[prime compass]

@frank latch updatea? If possible ofc

[frank latch]

you can't sustaince a distance that great with so many troops

[frank latch]

last update coming

[frank latch]

Blumi didn't tell me anything

[spring bison]

@hollow garden host when

[prime compass]

Ok

[cunning niche]

They told me to send you the action

Idk why

[rose cape]

is session over?

[prime compass]

No

[rose cape]

or is bow trolling

oh no

[prime compass]

You troll

[rose cape]

he said if it isn't for war

[west path]

its over hes just dealing with old actions

[wheat aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1307804768051265656/image0.gif?ex=673ba39a&is=673a521a&hm=5f43a1fc22fb5cbdb1fb5c3aae02f8ea9b4c984a5baeeffa94de211ec9c39761&

[prime compass]

Uhhh

[rose cape]

play bowistan when

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) End of session 25

[rose cape]

nvm

[wheat aspen]

wdf is bowistan

[rose cape]

im not trolling

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

A map war

[wheat aspen]

ion play map wars

[rose cape]

is this 105 AS?

[prime compass]

Do NOT trust the bryzkna

[rose cape]

whyn't

[prime compass]

Ok

Fair

[cunning niche]

Why are the rebels still on the map

[frosty drum]

SKOL VIKINGS
WHOS GONNA WIN

[wheat aspen]

i lose all interest as soon as I join

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

Viking

[rose cape]

bruh

[frank latch]

I didn't finalize yet
will be done next session

[cunning niche]

Ok

[balmy epoch]

imagine map wars weren’t hosted mainly 12 - 3 on weekdays

[rose cape]

hopefully next session i dont go to war anymore

because god damn

that took a while

but now the troops are coming home 🥰

[marsh lance]

Chat.. did session end

[rose cape]

yes

@frank latch you gotta do wednesday sessions

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-anime-gif-17420200129893998883

[rose cape]

also finish biome and terrain map

[marsh lance]

@frank latch dd..d-did you get my dm??1?1? 😢

[rose cape]

if he didnt he will probably do it

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-oswald-cobblepot-the-penguin-lol-hilarious-gif-6363218145530451869

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-cape-darkness-solo-thswessel-gif-14510993171327393706

[marsh lance]

But session ova

[rose cape]

titans will reverse sweep

[marsh lance]

Looks like this coalition against amaz was busted

[rose cape]

if you dmed before session

[rose cape]

yep

[marsh lance]

Brzykna will colonize once again

[hollow garden]

We will see next time

[rose cape]

😈

[hollow garden]

Glory for the coaltion

[rose cape]

i wont expand

for a few sessions

most likely

[hollow garden]

@rose cape this is YOU

[rose cape]

just cause im pretty overextended as is

[cunning niche]

I want the batman to fucking cave the penguins skull in

[hollow garden]

Is fish hosta

[cunning niche]

Episode 8 made me cry

[hollow garden]

Whyy 😭

[rose cape]

why am i so small

[hollow garden]

what series Is this

[hollow garden]

You are a feeble insignificant parasite

!!

[cunning niche]

@frank latch btw idk how his ally defended the attack

[cunning niche]

The penguin

[rose cape]

@frank latch could i solo kleznam

[frank latch]

I didn't say they did?

because you're unable to attack there

[hollow garden]

Real

[frank latch]

you don't have any troops there

[marsh lance]

The homies wanted me to attack brzykna but i couldn’t

1. They are a trade partner
2. Realistically i barely know klez and fish’s nation at all, especially since i was locked away from the west.
3. Didn’t wanna get involved

[cunning niche]

Oksy

[rose cape]

didnt you just make it out of a civil war

[prime compass]

Bowa...aegis map

@hollow garden hi kleznam

Hi

[hollow garden]

You are a fair weather frienda pat 😔

[hollow garden]

hiii

[prime compass]

Hru hru

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The kids want me to step up my attack, but I can't. I don't want to participate

[marsh lance]

Yeah that too

[rose cape]

kids

[marsh lance]

Basically what happened

[spring bison]

@marsh lance host

[hollow garden]

Literally

[rose cape]

@frank latch how big is a pixel now btw

[hollow garden]

real

[spring bison]

@hollow garden host

[west path]

rea

[rose cape]

what is this mickey mouse maths

[prime compass]

Did you see...gc

[rose cape]

yes

brzykna peaceful era rn

[prime compass]

Can you not involve yourself in everything

[rose cape]

sorry for being a world power 😔

[rose cape]

i dont get it

[prime compass]

Only Delarians understand 🤫

[frosty drum]

@rose cape @prime compass @rose cape @prime compass
||Hi||

[prime compass]

Yo

[elder arch]

What the hell has our humour turned into

[frosty drum]

@elder arch @elder arch (hi)

[prime compass]

No

[marsh lance]

Host what

[west path]

Hes asking you to do US isolationism and suffer through a great depression

[spring bison]

added an new island

[balmy epoch]

mega mw > bowistan

[hollow garden]

Can you explain the lore in detail for me

[hollow garden]

Did skillerz hack honey bee

[rose cape]

nothing is better than bowistan 😱

[rose cape]

gimp user spotted

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-score-social-credit-score-gif-23336710

[frank latch]

15x15

[rose cape]

im pakistan

thas crazy

[frank latch]

@marsh lance is this true btw?

[frank latch]

Amazting what do you think of this?

[rose cape]

of what

[frank latch]

thisa

[wraith quarry]

bryzkna is a threat to the wellbeing of the west

[rose cape]

what

it's just pat

[wraith quarry]

so it's fair if you dont wanna get involved

since

you are

infact

not the west

[rose cape]

how is that naval blockade going

have you taken it down yet

or u finna leave it up

[wraith quarry]

leave it up

[rose cape]

damn thats a lot of resources to maintain ese

[wraith quarry]

ik you're gonna send "pirates" to attack me as soon as i remove it

[frank latch]

Is it just pat?

are you sure?

[rose cape]

im not oiljohn buddy

[rose cape]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

lie

[rose cape]

THE DEVIL HIDES AMONG THE INNOCENT

@marsh lance be careful

the land which you tread upon is not yours...

[gilded harbor]

Guys I did not die

But I'm tired

[rose cape]

war ended btw

[gilded harbor]

Amazting

Hear me out

Split me up into like 20 nations

Oh okay

[rose cape]

your npc had more sense than you

thas crazy

[gilded harbor]

Can I expand south now

[wraith quarry]

the good ending

[rose cape]

the holes arent filled

[west path]

they never will be

[gilded harbor]

@rose cape wanna develop bombs together

[rose cape]

real 😔

[west path]

its now a tradition that the holes will never be filled

[rose cape]

yass 💅

[gilded harbor]

So that if we ever go to war against each others there's some real and proper numbers in amount dead

Cause I'm just saying the amount of people who died was kinda pathetic

[wraith quarry]

finally the backwards and savage people of bryzkna will learn to be civilized

[rose cape]

or..

[frank latch]

[gilded harbor]

They my ally

Also

[frank latch]

@rose cape Your empire will decline until you fill the holes

I will railroad it

FILL IN THE HOLES

[gilded harbor]

I sent them warriors I don't really ever wanna fight my own people

[rose cape]

yeah im happy with that future if it means this happens

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch can I start trying to make my nonexplosives more explosive

[rose cape]

real

[elder arch]

I haven’t updated discord in 2 years, i update because i want to see polls, and now it looks absolutely terrible.

Did i do the right decision

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

[rose cape]

next session will be just filling the holes

[wraith quarry]

i am turning that nation into my puppet anyways

[rose cape]

not if all of its neighbors have anything to say about it

they might be a disunited holy empire but they sure as hell hate you

[frank latch]

REAL

[rose cape]

and im out of wars to fight in so 😉

[wraith quarry]

they... really dont care about me

plus i traded with the holy empire

and still trade with them

im just in the process of converting them to my religion and culture

when i peacefully allow them to join me, we're simply retaking our own people's land

[frank latch]

btw guys
are these peak borders?

[gilded harbor]

I should make a colony here trust

[frosty drum]

SKOL

[marsh lance]

WHAT

I HAVE BEEN INVADED

BY GREEN

@frank latch this happened because bro didn’t reply to dm btw (joke but pleease)

[marsh lance]

Truea

But what are those green critters

[frank latch]

I can't really tell if there's anything to reply to though

[frank latch]

they're a rebel hold out you never dealt with

[wraith quarry]

maizan is kinda in a really bad spot

[marsh lance]

How did i never deal with them 😭 they should know they’re cooked

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @frank latch @marsh lance Skol

[marsh lance]

Fighting for a royal house that never cared for them AND no longer exists

[novel jay]

It’s still going on??

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[wild mason]

Crazy...

[marsh lance]

Well i just needed like the thumbs up or smth

[frank latch]

no
just yap now

[marsh lance]

A reaction if you will

[frank latch]

oh sorry

I read it

[novel jay]

So there never was another chance to do actual actions

[frank latch]

no
sorry

there was too much war

[marsh lance]

In the future the euculian guard will be like janisarries 🤫

[wraith quarry]

maizan was doing well until blumi joined
and the nail in the coffin was bananam betraying maizan

[marsh lance]

It took me a while to get reforms done since BoW was so busy

[frosty drum]

BANANAM BETRAYED MAIZAN????

[wraith quarry]

yes

[marsh lance]

Im surprised he didnt pause this session

[novel jay]

Did the war end?

[frank latch]

ngl
Qevie did absolutely terrible in this map war

[frank latch]

a couple did

but then they started more

so

[frank latch]

and Bananam was really the main reason why

[novel jay]

Am I the only one who got anything done?

[wraith quarry]

the lack of drive to secure trade himself was what killed maizan

[novel jay]

Which one is maizan again?

[wraith quarry]

like what do you expect with relying on bananam for a critical point in your nations economy

[wild mason]

His idea to take south serrelka was just "Well he ministers are Maizani"
When the south resented them, worked to purge them, and I had a comprehensive plan to bring the culture together 👽

[spring bison]

insane fall off

[marsh lance]

@frank latch me and skillerz have been planning something for a while now but we never really got to enact it because he couldn’t make it to a few sessions + the wars in this one, could we tell you about it in dms so it can get accepted 🥺

[frosty drum]

THEY COLLAPSED HARD

JESUS

[wraith quarry]

alpha should've assasinated bananam when he had the chance

bananam is a loose end in map wars

guaranteed betrayal

[frosty drum]

Bananam is Impractical as an ally

[frank latch]

Qevie basically puppeted Bananam to increase their influence and trade
especially since they were all that connected them to the ocean for a while.
Then they entered a union. In which Bananam sold the South Serrelkan rebellion, completely ruined their trade on poppies (opium). Almost got them into a massive war with the bay alliance until Qevie stepped in, told him to fix it and then left the union.
After which Bananam proceeded to betray Maizan by supporting enemy forces which recaptured South Serrelka.

Moral of the story:

Don't trust Bananam

[wraith quarry]

yes

[novel jay]

I’m going to make a 3X3 city frfr

[frank latch]

only one other has been able to achieve this

and ofc it's the Jhang

[frosty drum]

"Kill Bananam
Before he kills you..."-Sun Tzu

[wild mason]

You forgot part 2 where South Serrelka became Serrelka and re-established trade with Banan

[novel jay]

How big would a city have to be

[novel jay]

I saw it

[frank latch]

like 50-80k

I'm thinking 100k

but yeah

[wild mason]

I wonder if our population in Serrelka is having a boom rn considering we just unified like 4 Serrelkan states, had a massive exchange of goods begin, our economy was revived, we sold goods to other soldiers like wines and just won two wars 🤯

Plus we reinstated the senate and began work at internal restructuring and growth with agriculture and cities

[marsh lance]

Serrelka is the new Maizan

[wild mason]

Unlilke Maizan we are a limited democracy

[marsh lance]

Based

[wild mason]

We do not do "Noble Houses"
The Common Serrelkan makes his name through deeds, not inherited titles

[marsh lance]

Vogalia is a very simple, newly centralized kingdom, very limited democratic aspects aside from a chamber of advisors that forms plans for the nation to propose to the king, advisors can be elected to this position if im not mistaking my government

So basically we are an absolutist monarchy, but with very good merit

[wraith quarry]

smh

you guys are so progressive