🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

Didnt you instigate most of the troubles

[hollow garden]

Isn't skollar's territorial waters massive for some reason

[noble cradle]

Probably

[cunning niche]

For maizan cuz i was scared they where gonna leave

[noble cradle]

I think banam and fakher share a hivemind

[cunning niche]

Everything i did was for their sake

[marsh lance]

Shit bruh what’d that get you 😭😭

[cunning niche]

Them not leaving ig (they eventually did but like they stayed abit more)

[novel jay]

@frank latch Create a large mint for coins, with 8 coins, all depicting symbols on the reverse, and the emperor on the obverse; the coins are as follows:
1 Gaudine: Copper, size of a penny
5 Gaudine: Bronze, size of a nickel
10 Gaurdine: Bronze, size of a dollar coin
1 Binning: Silver, slightly smaller than a dime
10 binning: Silver, size of a half-dollar
25 binning: Silver, size of a Morgan dollar (Commeneratives are made on these)
50 binning: Silver, twice the size of a Morgan dollar
1 Shelch: Gold, size of a dime
10 Shelch: Gold, size of a quarter

[hollow garden]

😔

This was a lowkey toxic relationship

[cunning niche]

Ehhh

[novel jay]

30 Gaudine = 1 Binning, 100 binning = 1 Shelch

[hollow garden]

You wouldn't betray the bros like this pat

[marsh lance]

Democracy

[cunning niche]

@frank latch ignore the vote and continue sending aid

[marsh lance]

The vote isnt set in stone im just deciding what to do here

[cunning niche]

Literally speed run aid

[marsh lance]

Should i imperialize my regional waters more OR should i let this slide

Lets see…

[cunning niche]

Let it slide

[frank latch]

@rose cape @prime compass @wraith quarry @gilded harbor
constant raids and targeting of port infrastructure and ship building facilities continue.

While the Brzyknan navy establishes a blockade in the west here

[cunning niche]

You said urself ur neutral

So just be neutral

[marsh lance]

As long as you promise to not interfere with any trade outposts i make to the south

[cunning niche]

Sure

[marsh lance]

(I will be extending my national waters later but for now)

I alone am the neutral one

[cunning niche]

It was alpha that had a problem with u

Me personally

Didnt cate

Care

[marsh lance]

It would benefit you trust

[cunning niche]

But i was following alpha

[marsh lance]

@frank latch let linzian ships through on the pretense of our neutrality

[marsh lance]

Also uhh how did the speech go

[cunning niche]

@rose cape dms

[rose cape]

k

[marsh lance]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

incredibly well

[frosty drum]

I abstain

[marsh lance]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=81NtiyWlEHs&feature=shared

[spring bison]

the west has fallen

[novel jay]

@frank latch Remember those guys I was going to send down the river before the war? Actually send them now to make towns; Minor nobles (Who will be indebted to the crown due to them getting land now), retired soldiers, slaves who got freedom in the rebellion, and merchants. Give them small garrisons for defense, and enough money and supplies to set up a town and trade with locals.

[cunning niche]

@frank latch sent the confirmation

[frank latch]

@prime compass @rose cape @wraith quarry @hollow garden @gilded harbor
Bowistan: (Battle)
The 2nd Battle of The Walstun Sea
A second attempt to break a Brzykni blockade participated by Adikan, Walstun, Burmerian, Delarian and other allied vessels to break the blockade and provide vital materials, man power and aid to the Walstun home island.

Adikan fire ships were first sent out to catch the Brzykni blockade on fire and cause disorganization within their ranks.
Then they were met with Bumerian and Adikan ships directly.
In the resulting battle there were:
682 Adikans Killed, 9 Ships sunk.
941 Bumerians killed, 11 Ships sunk.
512 Walstuns Killed, 8 Ships sunk.
233 Delarians Killed, 4 Ships Sunk.
1128 Brzyknans Killed, 15 Ships sunk.

Brzykni Victory
The allies were unable to effectively disassemble the blockade, however they were able to penetrate a couple of ships as well as resources towards the Walstun island.

[wild mason]

@frosty drum How is the War of Liberation going

[cunning niche]

Why am i not mentioned B T W

[marsh lance]

@frank latch for the first act of the Hōlmean reforms, i’d like to arrange a few marriages, and territory grabs to further consolidate the power of Hōlmea, continue this process for a while aswell as pressuring royal houses to join our government for some benefits and other concessions.
The house of Grësta will be fully dissolved as penance for their feeble rebellion.

[frosty drum]

?

[wild mason]

@frank latch

[novel jay]

@frank latch #🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message (Don’t want to overwhelm you, but look at these sometime)

[wraith quarry]

insane

[rose cape]

ok so they just openly declared war on me

i see how it is

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Train loggers, carpenters, and shipwrights in specialized techniques under adikan tutalge and create apprenticeships, schools for naval construction to develop expertise about the field

[wraith quarry]

this was already the case

[frank latch]

because you didn't send ships?

or man power

[rose cape]

😄

[cunning niche]

Okay

[frank latch]

👍

[hollow garden]

Weren't we for like a while now 👽

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send those

[spring bison]

the global fascist revolution is near

[marsh lance]

Im just centralizing my government bro 😭

[spring bison]

the fascist revolution will reach vogalia

[wild mason]

hey there 6'2 eboy you didnt know you needed here.

[novel jay]

@frank latch How is the integration going?

[frank latch]

alright

ngl
this is an insane Ukraine-Russia map war moment

[west path]

what the fuck

@rose cape Shaitan what did you get into

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send ships with ballistas and “The Ghost of Guarda” and troops (Formerly known as The Ghost of Linzia)

[west path]

also

@frank latch hows the progress with annexing south serrelka

[noble cradle]

@frank latch BOW, Builders of Worlds, Constructor of Homonculi, ive had it up to here with you. For the past 5 years you have neglected me and the WorldBox - God Simulator community as a whole. I'm tired this, and on behalf of the community (including the autnomous #🎲game-room Republic), I must declare you to be the fattest of pigs, the Big Pig himself.

You are a dirty leech. You are a thief. Nothing you have done is original you little gremlin. You are a creature that must be destroyed if WorldBox is to reform and move forward. Please gather all your memes and necessary things from this server because within 3 days time you will be deported.

Insincereley, Eyequ

[rose cape]

nah, i'd win

[cunning niche]

Blumi annexed it

[frank latch]

~bt

[frank latch]

No

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: @frank latch Creator of the universe, creator of artificial man, you come from afar. You've been ignoring me and the Worldbox - God Simulator community for five years. This got me thinking and saying it publicly (using the tag 828805304807718912) you are a huge pig. You dirty onion, you're crazy, what are you doing? The world of repair and maintenance boxes must be destroyed. Collect all rewards and treasures from this server as the server will launch in 3 days. Ah, IKEA

[frank latch]

wdym

I don't recall any south serrelkan annexation actions from you...

[cunning niche]

@frank latch the ships will try and help amaz and the land troops will help his ground effort

[spring bison]

#🎲game-room message star this message btw

[west path]

i asked the nobles there to rejoin maizan

because the nobles are maizani...

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 103 AS

peak

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

they weren't?

[novel jay]

@frank latch Drop Delaware on all the ships

[noble cradle]

is there a steppe somewhere

[frank latch]

the great north

and part of the southeast

[noble cradle]

Peak

[cunning niche]

?

[frank latch]

real

[noble cradle]

I think I have an idea im working on! (not generic horse archer)!

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

Doubt thats possible considering how MAIZANI NOBILITY spearheaded the rebellion

[west path]

Now this is some next-level alien shit

[frank latch]

I must have completely missed this

sorry

[west path]

They were

[frank latch]

but either way

they weren't Maizani

[west path]

i remember you STRICTLY SAYING

[novel jay]

New island: Delaware

[west path]

my nobles in the area

[frank latch]

and wouldn't have agreed to rejoin

[west path]

WHICH WERE A MAIZANI NOBLE FAMILY MIND YOU

rebelled

Not the general populace

the NOBLES

also why the fuck is my internet disconnecting every tiny bit

[frank latch]

The nobles you repalced after they broke away are Maizani
the Nobles that broke away were appointed by Maizan from the Serrelkan populous to rule the area to have your rule be seen as legitimate by the populous

that's how I remember it

[noble cradle]

im eating your cables

[marsh lance]

@frank latch following the centralization reforms (still in progress) introduce new laws to Vogalia detailing the status of serfdom
“Under no circumstances shall a person who has not committed a crime be allowed to live in serfhood”
Add more legal frameworks to close any loopholes.
Adding onto this, Gründa establishes a new cataloging system where when a person is convicted in a place of law, their name will be written down, so that way we can
A: keep track of current criminals serving their labor sentences
B: free anyone from serfdom who is not on this list

[frank latch]

the nobles in south Serrelka were Serrelkan
appointed by Maizan to rule

[west path]

??

where was this

[frank latch]

this is met with serious repercussions

[wild mason]

We also purged Maizani sympathisers anyway 👽

[marsh lance]

By the royal houses right

[frank latch]

by the houses and guilds

[wild mason]

@west path We could have fine relations if you stopped trying to annex Serrelkan areas 👽

[noble cradle]

Notice how for the past 4 years, under the biden candidacy, the only natural disasters that have happened have occured in republican states. Also remember how they have been blamed on mismanagement of republican governors, especially recently with the swing state of florida.

Coincidence? I think not. Joseph R Biden has a weathermachine he is operating to strategically target bastions of American democracy. Stand strong MAGA Patriots, stand strong.

[marsh lance]

Well guys i found who owns all the serfs

[frank latch]

a lot of guilds (notably your masonry and ship building guilds) are incredibly against this act since they utilized a ton of their labor.

it could also lower their production

[novel jay]

@frank latch Get all the lords and nobles to swear fealty to the crown

[frank latch]

they do

[marsh lance]

But.. this law is made to free people who are not criminals, criminal serfdom (which should be the only one being legally practiced) is still greatly promoted by our government

[novel jay]

Well that was easy

[west path]

#🎲game-room message Curious as to who would hold the princedom..

[wraith quarry]

@west path can you respectfully back off

[marsh lance]

Gründa releases statements “If this law decreases your productivity, it surely says something about your employment methods, and punishment will be met for this”
@frank latch

[wraith quarry]

we

are

tryna kill

amazting

over here

[west path]

south serrelka is maizani

rightfully so

leave the region

[wraith quarry]

erm no

skill issue

anyways

[west path]

it is

[wraith quarry]

leave us alone

to kill

[west path]

i have conquered it and blumi has no direct land connection to it

[wraith quarry]

amazting

[west path]

it is an exclave that they have no right to hold

the rebels themselves were illegitimate

[cunning niche]

Oh my god stop the yap

Blumi got to it first

[west path]

they were given additional pay and hefty privileges

[cunning niche]

And the people want blumi as their leader

[novel jay]

@frank latch Make a phuesdo stock market, with people, even the poor, being able to invest money into guilds, and keeping it in written records, being able to withdraw the money after it increases.

[west path]

which made them equal to maizani leaders

[frosty drum]

I'd session still alive

[frank latch]

@wild mason The invasion is going very well. The capital has been surrounded, but not captured and vast swaths of land was easily capitulated.
The Ho'alian response has been minimal.

[frank latch]

real

[novel jay]

@wraith quarry the hell is happening

[prime compass]

@west path hold votes in Southern Serrelka over who they want as leader?!

[prime compass]

Amazting oppresses people

[west path]

they literally rebelled and clashed with our army

and blumi just said

they purged maizani sympathizers

[novel jay]

(Basically just the Dutch strategy)

[west path]

meaning that this is fully stacked against us

because the people who were willing to rejoin us

got purged

🤯

[wraith quarry]

the west is under attack

[prime compass]

Just hold a vote

[novel jay]

Where is Fakher

[west path]

when it is stacked against us 👽

[novel jay]

@fallen cipher get over here

[west path]

real

[prime compass]

So it will be given to blumi

[wild mason]

Ask them to secede the rest of the land peacefully and be protected by us.

[novel jay]

How did this start

[prime compass]

I dont think qeva wants to back down

[gilded harbor]

With amazting colonizing me

[west path]

im not losing my coastal holdings blawg

im reclaiming what i have rightfully gained

[novel jay]

Wait

[west path]

rightful maizani land

[novel jay]

Let’s arrange a conference

[rose cape]

with you violating our agreement ☝️

[marsh lance]

Chat this is crazy

[west path]

Held under the maizani crown, to maintain under the maizani crown

the vassals who revolted broke maizani law

[marsh lance]

Im gonna shower rq i’ll be back

[novel jay]

Wait, what the fuck is this?

[frank latch]

Before I do y'all's DM's
Imma do Amazting's

[noble cradle]

@frank latch is there any template for a nation that I have to fill out or is it just spit balling (not during the session , maybe)

[wraith quarry]

@west path can you back off

[west path]

No. as i have stated

i want south serrelka back

[wraith quarry]

nobody cares

[west path]

it is not a large strip of land

[west path]

then i can take it freely, no?

glad we've come to an agreement

[wraith quarry]

it's not yours

[west path]

it very much is

[wraith quarry]

nobody cares about if you want it or not

[novel jay]

@wraith quarry I might join in, or give support

[wraith quarry]

or your reasoning as to why you want it

[west path]

you cannot dictate whether or not it isn't especially when you were fully uninvolved in the situation

[marsh lance]

Ah, so the heated bowistan arguments finally begin

[rose cape]

you will get cooked alive when the rapture comes

[wild mason]

It is culturally, economically, and governmentally Serrelkan 👽

[west path]

it is fairly clear that under maizani law we hold a legitimate claim to it

[novel jay]

You are getting too close to us

[wraith quarry]

your politics are irrelevant

[rose cape]

go to war

[wraith quarry]

land isnt yours

[rose cape]

me irl

[gilded harbor]

You already were in violation of it

[west path]

curious how we still held it

[rose cape]

nope

[west path]

and under our code of laws

[novel jay]

Wait, that’s YOU?

[west path]

that grants us valid claims to it

[novel jay]

Nevermind then

[rose cape]

yes

[frank latch]

@rose cape @gilded harbor @prime compass @wraith quarry @hollow garden @wild mason Brzykni invasions have begun of these 3 islands to secure their control and blockade around the main island.
They have also sent landing forces to the south to capture the southern colony.
It was met with minimal resistance and an effective blockade has been established.

[wraith quarry]

didnt u invade

[frank latch]

it's Joever for tree

[frank latch]

🤫

[novel jay]

I’m talking about those islands

[cunning niche]

Is waltson red?

[west path]

not under the current reign, no

but, nevertheless, it is maizani under our code of laws

[gilded harbor]

Walstun blue

[prime compass]

@frank latch did you do it the dms

[cunning niche]

Oh okay i figured

[wraith quarry]

yeah this is illegal

you did invade

[marsh lance]

“Did america invade iraq?”
“No not under this president”

[west path]

so true

[frank latch]

the GC?

or your DMs?

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

i'm not giving up on it

[wild mason]

Again I am not involved in this 👽

[west path]

it is Maizani

[cunning niche]

He wanted to ping me i think

[novel jay]

@frank latch have I connected the northern sea port to the homeland, also, what about the river??

[frank latch]

you told me you were earlier in chat though

[prime compass]

Its not much land qevie we can make it up elsewhere

[west path]

Nay

do you see my borders

[frank latch]

or at least wanted to be notified

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send more troops and weapons to amazting

[frank latch]

you haven't sent any aid though

[prime compass]

Bludè

[west path]

i'm not invading someone to hold a western coast bigger than 40km

[wild mason]

I am trying to stay neutral here and mainly just selling food

[prime compass]

Evil

[frank latch]

everyone pause for a moment

no actions

next person who speaks gets killed

[west path]

ok

[wraith quarry]

hello chat

[west path]

@frank latch what method of execution

[frank latch]

death

[wraith quarry]

@west path i regret to inform you of something

[frank latch]

well I'll start with some torture
you'll rot in a cell for a while

and then

hanging

[rose cape]

@west path i regret to inform you of something

[west path]

Ok

[west path]

ew thats so medieval

can i get the brazen bull

[frank latch]

🤯

[frank latch]

nah

you'll pass out quickly

[rose cape]

(not) cooked

[west path]

i prefer ancient era execution

[novel jay]

You get the stretching board

[west path]

that doesn't feel ancient ngl

can i get the crucifixion

[frosty drum]

@frank latch gtg for now

[rose cape]

real

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-da-ne-guy-john-yakuza-yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-2-kiryu-gif-10174494784702734779

[rose cape]

real

[wraith quarry]

@west path We regret to inform you, that you have been blockaded.
-sincerely the Adikan Navy

p.s I love you

[rose cape]

isnt this an act of war

[west path]

act of war

Im joining brzyknas side

[prime compass]

Ok pal

[rose cape]

and you're in blumi's territorial waters

[west path]

REAL

[wraith quarry]

neither of you can touch me

[prime compass]

Im being torn apart

[west path]

Yeah but now youre the aggressor

you are being belligerent

[wraith quarry]

nope

[west path]

Maizan is being neutral towards you

all i have been doing is reinforce my claims on south serrelka

[wraith quarry]

no trade for you
L + Ratio

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry @west path @wild mason Serrelkan Armies have begun the invasion of Maizani held territory in Serrelka.
The Adikan navy has also attacked and raided a Maziani port and has begun a blockade of your access to the sea.

This is War

🔥

[wraith quarry]

L

L

[west path]

Average

[wraith quarry]

L

l

[west path]

@frank latch Bring in the army

millions must dedicate their camels

camel? kamala harris?

[wraith quarry]

@west path Keep training my stationed troops

[noble cradle]

billions must convert to allah

[cunning niche]

@frank latch dms

[west path]

Curious how im the one being struck by an offensive

[novel jay]

We can put you in a sack with a dog, snake, monkey, a raccoon, and a chicken, then thrown down a river

[west path]

deal

[west path]

also uhh

what does the blockade do

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch we will also work in tangent with the Klezmani, the Petorian, and other western powers to prevent Bryzknan ships from moving south

[west path]

im not actually using that for trade

[wraith quarry]

no trade fo you

[west path]

i havent been conducting trade in the east though

and i have... land routes

👽

[west path]

west

[noble cradle]

@west path Babe yo u need to kill these guys with hammers

[west path]

i forgor my cardinal directions

[west path]

be my general

[wraith quarry]

you do realize the vast majority of spices come from the island continent

right

[west path]

yeah but i forgor to set up trade routes there

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

too busy being bffs with vogalia

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[west path]

@wild mason give me port access in that region and i can hand over the territory peacefully

[novel jay]

I’m not going to stop the trade, but I don’t want military ships

[west path]

😇

[wraith quarry]

they don't trade much with us

any bryzknan ships atp are purely to attack us

[frank latch]

Your access to the Bay has been cut off by the Bay Alliance and Guarda!

🤯

[west path]

arent i literally in the alliance

this is alien

[cunning niche]

No

You basically negotiated for me

[frank latch]

technically

but

[cunning niche]

To join

[west path]

wasnt this agreed on???

[cunning niche]

Nope

[frank latch]

the alliance has sided with Guarda

[west path]

BoW you literally LET ME IN

[noble cradle]

why are you being racist to qevie because hes a femboy

this is the woke agenda

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send weapons and troops to adika and serrelka

[west path]

and for what purpose

[frank latch]

mainly to depose Maizan as a threat and expand their influence

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[west path]

curious

[frank latch]

(Guarda is a lot less of a threat without Maizani support)

[noble cradle]

@frank latch let me be qevies general!

[cunning niche]

There wasnt even any maizani support

[noble cradle]

or one of his

[frank latch]

what about it?

[west path]

yeah ion care enough for this

[novel jay]

Like, are there towns there?

On the road I made

[frank latch]

there are some settlements

[west path]

@frank latch stretch out my army to enforce mobile warfare, mobilize the princes, and hold positions in the west

actually

[novel jay]

Will it be colored in soon?

[west path]

i shouldnt show my warplans in public

[cunning niche]

@frank latch also seize the trade port in skollar peninsula

[wraith quarry]

@west path also my current 750 troops training in skerella will be participating in combat now they have spent some time to adapt to the environment

[cunning niche]

Alpha cant reach it therefore its mine

[wraith quarry]

spam crossbows and use pikemen to bog down enemy cavalry

[frank latch]

these nations in the north pledge their resources and armies to Maizan

[west path]

yeah except im GIVING UP THE SERRELKAN HOLDINGS BLAWG

😭

[frank latch]

20 pings is crazy

[cunning niche]

Didnt those two cut off the railway thingy?

[marsh lance]

World war West

[prime compass]

@frank latch where even am I

[noble cradle]

show them to me because i am an expert genius TM

[west path]

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO TRADE IN THE PORTS

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

THATS MY ONLY CONDITION TO GIVE UP THE LAND PEACEFULLY

[wraith quarry]

nuh uh

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[west path]

yay all my princes joined me and 1 more

[novel jay]

@frank latch Raise corn, cotton and root vegetables in the drier regions near the river, where we just settled

[rose cape]

@west path are you ready to do a little bit of trolling

[west path]

is this war for just the serrelka stuff or more

[west path]

Elaborate

i cant go navy

at all

[marsh lance]

The world: on fire
Peter: 🧑‍🌾

[west path]

eagle

[prime compass]

Patingtona

[frank latch]

I hate to say it, but all actions not pertaining to the War must pause

[west path]

What is vogalias stance in this conflict

[rose cape]

f

[frank latch]

this is insane

[rose cape]

neutrality

[wild mason]

Probably neutral 👽

[marsh lance]

No more reforms for now

[prime compass]

Could you answer me in dms rq 💔

[west path]

and also did you see my conditions

[noble cradle]

fish mw reference

[novel jay]

I got done with my war, so I’m just making coins and raising corn

[west path]

i aint askin for much

literally just trade rights in that area

[novel jay]

Just as god intended

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[frank latch]

I could just ignore them while I'm too busy to deal with the war

[rose cape]

me when

[marsh lance]

Its ok bow do what you need to do

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Last update before the war

it is time my children

the time has come

[rose cape]

real

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 improve economy, improve navy, expand, improve government, improve army, improve money

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frank latch]

what shall we name this war?

[novel jay]

I took some land, and that’s it

[frank latch]

I feel like it needs a name

[west path]

abandon the exclave btw

[rose cape]

world war 1

[west path]

i cant hold that shit

[novel jay]

Trojan war 2

[west path]

its a lost cause

[wraith quarry]

me when

[frank latch]

y'all agree on a name for the war while I draw

[west path]

not like i had any troops stationed there amen

[prime compass]

Bowa

[wraith quarry]

THE WAR OF THE WEST

[novel jay]

Can you map my river lands?

[wraith quarry]

THE WESTERN WAR

[west path]

@wild mason What do you want out of this war

[rose cape]

presumably land

[west path]

we should take this off the battlefield and onto the negotiations table

[prime compass]

Southern Serellka

[novel jay]

It’s literally just the Trojan War

[noble cradle]

Maizan War

[west path]

i am literally fine with them taking this as long as im allowed to trade there

[wild mason]

Serrelkan cultural areas to be serrelkan and for you to stop trying to annex them

[prime compass]

Ok...

[noble cradle]

actually

[west path]

whats more pressing for me is the bay

[west path]

ok

[noble cradle]

this war should be called the War for Micronesia

[west path]

will you allow maizani merchants to pass

[wild mason]

Currently, No.

[west path]

and the future?

[wild mason]

I am not willing to accept that condition

[novel jay]

Bunch of guys come over in a coalition from a far-flung land to fight their rival, and then continue for a decade

[wild mason]

That would depend on how our relationship chjanges

[west path]

its not particularly high on my priority list

thus i can bar it off

i need to work towards dealing with the half-witted traitors in the bay

[frank latch]

@rose cape you've captured these islands

[novel jay]

Ping we when we can do them again

[west path]

Vagabonds and brigands such as those need to be eradicated

[rose cape]

thas crazy

[noble cradle]

Who really controls Kosovo 🤔 '

[rose cape]

@frank latch can i negotiate a peace with third treenpc yet

[west path]

@wild mason Currently, heres what i propose

A formal non-aggression pact for 20 years

I cede over south-serrelka and declare my interests in serrelkan land to be fully null

and thats really it

[wild mason]

@west path Are you willing to abandon ALL Land considered serrelkan?

[west path]

which is

[wild mason]

and south

[frank latch]

@wild mason @wraith quarry @west path
Serrelkan armies were able to swiftly capture territory in the west. While the war ends in the south.

[west path]

what

those were NOT serrelka lands though?

[frank latch]

btw
those borders aren't finalized

[west path]

not to my memory

@frank latch what is considered maizani and what is considered serrelkan

[wild mason]

@west path Better line

[west path]

yeah thats the correct one

yeah i would be willing to cede that

albeit

[wild mason]

OK

[west path]

i would prefer the maizani roads be demolished

[frank latch]

pretty much what Blumi drew

[west path]

since they lead to that town and are a threat

to my presence there

[wild mason]

Wait if that area is fully serrelkan

Then yeah

I am taking it

[frank latch]

well
there is a mix of Maizanis there because of their occupation of the territory

but mostly Serrelkan

[rose cape]

@frank latch 🙏

[wild mason]

tree became real

[rose cape]

@gilded harbor

[west path]

ok so is peace settled

[rose cape]

i really dont want to capture all of walstun

thats so annoying

[west path]

can i focus on the more pressing matter

[noble cradle]

,roll Declare war on blumi, declare war on Qevie

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: Declare war on blumi

[prime compass]

@frank latch travel south to Delaria, alone

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 invade Blum e

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[gilded harbor]

No Peace

[west path]

@wraith quarry Sorry fish

[rose cape]

k

[west path]

your troops got no training

i went to the negotiation table before the battlefield

[wraith quarry]

actually

750 of them

did

they participated in the initial attack

i stationed them prior

[west path]

@frank latch Is this true or did they just walk uncontested because i fell back

[frank latch]

mostly this

[rose cape]

mfs training was attacking innocent civilians

[novel jay]

@wraith quarry do you want loans?

[west path]

get fucked fish

[rose cape]

thats crazy

[frank latch]

though there were a couple of hold outs

[west path]

REAL

[frank latch]

where fighitng occurred

[marsh lance]

Im worried that making non-criminal serfdom illegal collapsed my economy

[frank latch]

no real significant battle took place

[noble cradle]

I guess I'm a bit of a sigma

[west path]

this is why we need to disassemble adika like lego pieces

[wraith quarry]

you act like we're at a time in history where i care about that

@west path plus we don't need to fight to adapt to the desert

[marsh lance]

Merit:

[rose cape]

i dont care about it but the families of civilians will remembere 🤫

[wraith quarry]

just need time to acclimate them

[wraith quarry]

skill issue?

[rose cape]

more like free manpower

[west path]

alien

[prime compass]

The people of walstun will 💔

[west path]

Your ass will die in desert warfare if you ever try another invasion

[frank latch]

An Empire Reborn

guys

[west path]

@frank latch was peace signed

[frank latch]

who let this happen?

[west path]

ok based

[noble cradle]

Tell that to the Roman's when they fought the Persians/ seljuks

[rose cape]

the people of walstun have been mostly unharmed seeing as i have captured most areas uncontested

[frank latch]

Ik

[wraith quarry]

yeah blumi will handle that if it comes

[west path]

Banan

[cunning niche]

🥹

[west path]

his fumble in serrelka was crazy

[prime compass]

You killed 26 children

[rose cape]

proof?

[cunning niche]

Dont care

[west path]

idk bro i literally eat sand for all 3 meals

[prime compass]

Greedy pig 💔

[rose cape]

what being a slave state does to a mf 😔

[noble cradle]

The parthian skirmish tactics and the fact it was an Invasion ACROSS a desert made the Roman armies falter

[wraith quarry]

also

[west path]

He will fall apart like lego pieces

[wild mason]

Oh yeah Bananam, you have access to these ports now

[noble cradle]

It did not matter how long they had stationed in the desert , adaptation is nothing when you have no experience against the enemy

[rose cape]

real

[cunning niche]

YYAYAYA

[cunning niche]

Thanks

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
I didn't do any of the peace negotiations or anything yet

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch show me the map of fakhernland

[rose cape]

@gilded harbor either this area starves to death or we negotiate a peace deal

it's up to you

[wraith quarry]

@west path i just need my guys to acclimate to it
in a better way of saying it
if they can march in the sweltering heat, lay down in emplacements, walk in formations, or defend
it all works to give them some work to overcome their disadvantage

[cunning niche]

@frank latch what happened to my war plans

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[fallen cipher]

@cunning niche @wraith quarry who's at war

[fallen cipher]

Idk where's fakhernland

[west path]

how would bro even reach them

[fallen cipher]

Or the colour of fakhernland

[rose cape]

around the bay

[marsh lance]

Amazting has leeched into this poor critter….

[cunning niche]

The south

[frank latch]

well

1. You have minimal resources over there and not a ton of significant ships or man power
2. I didn't even get to it yet
3. You don't have control of Brzykni armies.

[west path]

real

[cunning niche]

Thats the troops i sent

[frank latch]

that's just Balkan shenanigans

[wild mason]

@frank latch With peace made we need to move towards internal efforts and restructuring. Our cities are old and need a new face, a revilatlized economy should allow us better methods to dig canals in ports and use airflow to cool desert cities. Our south can now focus on using the river to become a breadbasket and cultivate grains.

[noble cradle]

Smartest

[west path]

IS HE TRYING TO ATTACK 🙏 😭

[cunning niche]

Not bryznki armies @frank latch

[rose cape]

REAL

[frank latch]

yea

[west path]

@rose cape Shaitan i trust you to kill him

[wraith quarry]

this works 👽

are

you

like

dumb

[cunning niche]

Im fucking bored

[frank latch]

you sent a very limited amount of troops

[rose cape]

he is helping me

[marsh lance]

So uh.. has abolishing non-criminal serfdom cooked me

[west path]

why is the drug junkie trying to help you

[frank latch]

no

[noble cradle]

Have you ever read about medieval warfare across deserts?

[rose cape]

because he hates fish

[frank latch]

just hurt your economy a little

slowed production

[noble cradle]

Or even ancient

[west path]

@frank latch dee ems

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/money-dollars-counting-flexing-bravo-the-bagchaser-gif-14458581

[fallen cipher]

Bow if ignoring me was a job

[west path]

Real enough

but i cant let his betrayal slide

[marsh lance]

Don’t worry, new criminals will make themselves

[rose cape]

why did the mongols change genders

[marsh lance]

My pirate serf army will fuel my economy

[void axle]

Why not

[rose cape]

google common enemy

[rose cape]

fair

[cunning niche]

@frank latch colornize

[noble cradle]

That's not really how it works , marching and being stationed somewhere are too different things, let alone really combat and maintaining cohesion in blistering hot heat with armor which may or may not be adjusted to the terrain

[rose cape]

colornize

[frank latch]

@rose cape @gilded harbor Brzykni armies have landed on this island and prepare to fully invade it.

[rose cape]

i like how they landed from the wrong direction

[frank latch]

first of all

[void axle]

Hey wait is this the MW I think it is

[frank latch]

what

[noble cradle]

Formations can easily break in the desert due to fatigued soldiers against desert natives

[cunning niche]

Colonize

[wraith quarry]

oh my god you are stupid

[cunning niche]

Those islands

[noble cradle]

Parthians are a good example where they shit on the Roman legions

[cunning niche]

WHY DIDNT I GET PINGED

[frank latch]

1. What??
2. Wth are you smoking right now
3. You just claimed an island that's already owned 👽
4. No seriously, what drugs are you on

[cunning niche]

I DIDNT SEE THAT ISLAND

[rose cape]

deserts cause deserters 😱

[void axle]

Do we still exist

[frank latch]

yes

I keep forgetting to ping you ngl

I'm terrible with pings

[cunning niche]

Colonize

[frank latch]

you just chose the same island again

[noble cradle]

Peak

[rose cape]

bro is using an old map

[void axle]

Are we fucked or the exact same as before

[rose cape]

and shot and killed the quality

[marsh lance]

@frank latch have the masonry and shipbuilding industry be supplemented with new employees (we will pay their wages for like 5 years to give them time to adapt and rebuild after this law abolished their wrongful employment)
Shipbuilding in particular will be supplemented by the navy itself, sailors will help back home while off duty by building new ships for their fleets.

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch If you're not gonna reply to any of my messages just say so, so I don't waste my time here

[frank latch]

exact same

[fallen cipher]

🙏🏼

[cunning niche]

Im remixing

[void axle]

Any changes in our general area?

[frank latch]

let me enlighten you

[west path]

@frank latch Do my dee em actions you critter

[cunning niche]

Okay thanks

[west path]

👿

[rose cape]

this is not the age of enlightenment

[marsh lance]

EVIL BE NICE TO BOW

[frank latch]

clearly

[cunning niche]

Here instead

[west path]

Don't worry, i will soon bring you Cocoa.

i have ethiopian climate

thus i have access to coffee 😋

[noble cradle]

@west path enlighten me on your army structure vs fish!

[west path]

I will serve out this divine purpose

Amen

[marsh lance]

I voted no because i am a femboy

[wraith quarry]

femboys

[west path]

the war is over

[noble cradle]

:3

[wraith quarry]

kill bananam anyways

[noble cradle]

Ah

[marsh lance]

/j i’ve moved past that phase of my life but anyway

[noble cradle]

I'm curious anyways

I've been researching alot of ancient and medieval combat recently for my projects

[rose cape]

thanks

[noble cradle]

I ❤️ the dacians so much

[rose cape]

@frank latch can we import cocoa from maizan frfr

[west path]

i need to murder my opps first

[rose cape]

😔

[noble cradle]

The falx is my goat weapon

[west path]

i got blockaded by snakes

😡

@frank latch wait did bumihollis agree on the 20 year non aggression pact

[noble cradle]

Roman mfs when they get charged by hill billy unconventional falx men who literally dismember them and run away :

[frank latch]

not from maizan

[wraith quarry]

nope

[frank latch]

(they don't have cocoa)

and it's easier to get it from the south

[wraith quarry]

im not letting you trade through the strait

[west path]

i literally had ethiopian climate

you told me

[rose cape]

buddy

[frank latch]

That was for coffee

[west path]

and ethiopia is where coffee comes from

😭

[frank latch]

GUH

[rose cape]

how did bow not realize this

[frank latch]

Cocoa for coffee or chocolate?

[west path]

yes i am going to give them coffee

[frank latch]

okay

[west path]

COFFEE

[west path]

TRUE

Gawd bless my princes

[cunning niche]

@frank latch does my sister republic have cocoa plants?

[west path]

🦅

[frank latch]

see
as cursed as this is
it's possible

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

@frank latch would the critter south of me ally me

😇

[frank latch]

yes

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch dude just reply to this

[west path]

We are great friend not backstabbers like the bay dwellers

[frank latch]

if they can ensure protection

[rose cape]

@frank latch we will start using imported coffee to supercharge our economic and academic capabilities as people are able to stay awake longer 😈

[frank latch]

reply

[noble cradle]

Onlt.if you promote it to creature

[west path]

what does this mean

[frank latch]

can y'all chill with the cocoa

[fallen cipher]

can you show me a map of fakhernland?

[frank latch]

I need to draw

[west path]

Damn..

[rose cape]

,roll red bull, coffee

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: red bull

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

I need... to make... red bull..

[fallen cipher]

This is why having multiple hosts is a good idea

[west path]

banan is never getting coffee hes on my opp list

[fallen cipher]

Imagine if we had a host that does the drawing

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher

[frank latch]

I agree

but I don't see anyone here who can host for me

[fallen cipher]

And another host who actually responds to the actions

[rose cape]

just realized the active ingredient in red bull is taurine which is latin for bull

[fallen cipher]

I'm the green one right?

[rose cape]

thats crazy

[noble cradle]

Kid named parader

[frank latch]

yep

[fallen cipher]

Who's the light green one

[frank latch]

nope

[noble cradle]

Yep

[frank latch]

just another nation

NPC

[west path]

erm

[fallen cipher]

Am I stronger than them?

[frank latch]

can y'all let me do the map update rq?

[noble cradle]

Id make a great host

[noble cradle]

No

[frank latch]

if you actually build up your military

[fallen cipher]

Take your time

[frank latch]

Die

[noble cradle]

@frank latch mine for cocoa

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[west path]

real

[rose cape]

can we collapse parader

[cunning niche]

@gilded harbor surrender

[west path]

in 103 A.S, cocoa becomes an ore

[gilded harbor]

Idk who you are

[frank latch]

I'm considering it

[noble cradle]

Genius paraderians scientists create an alchemical substance that reproduced around the world into caves

[cunning niche]

A great power

[noble cradle]

@west path make this the flag of Maizia btw

[gilded harbor]

Lmao

[west path]

we dont have that many colors

[noble cradle]

Import them

[west path]

maybe in a few centuries

when we get access to those dyes

[west path]

im too blockaded

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure it already is

[west path]

also purpur is too hard

[west path]

Pretty close but not really

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 farm purple

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

we're still a ways off

[rose cape]

@frank latch i just realized coffee is faster 😱

[fallen cipher]

Do we have gunpowder btw

[frank latch]

🤯

[frank latch]

nope

[fallen cipher]

Ok

[rose cape]

for some reason i thought we would have to use mongol roads

but we dont

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 farm the maizan flag and subsidize farmers fields

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 17

[noble cradle]

@west path it is done

[rose cape]

only jhang does

because bow glazes them so much

[fallen cipher]

Who tf is jhang

[frank latch]

that's not true actually

it's spread

you're just not aware of it yet

[rose cape]

is it still useless

[west path]

Amen

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

I lost the spot ✊

[rose cape]

THEY MADE AUTOMATIC GUNS???

[cunning niche]

@frank latch sister republic trade time i want everything to be scouted at the markets im talking, paprika, spices, chocolate, coffee, and alcohol

[west path]

OH WAIT

[frank latch]

rockets and limited use for projectiles have been made in the west

[west path]

I STILL HAVE MY INTERSTELLAR COLONIES

[noble cradle]

Yes the Jhang have machine guns

[frank latch]

👍

[west path]

@frank latch when will the shipment of laser rifles arrive

[cunning niche]

Tell me everything i find in dms

[west path]

ive been waiting atleast 2,000 years

[rose cape]

unreal

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 shoot qevies Ruler into space with a western rocket

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 2

[rose cape]

failure 😔

[noble cradle]

Qevies Ruler colorized

[rose cape]

he will replace it

[wraith quarry]

@novel jay we should kill bryzkna

[novel jay]

Amazting?

[rose cape]

yes

thats me

[wraith quarry]

yes

the guy who is expanding to the west

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
The Holy Empire's Collapse has ended

[rose cape]

buddy im still thousands of kilometers away

[west path]

i blame the republicans

ngl

[rose cape]

from peters mainland territory

[novel jay]

I feel like it isn’t a huge deal

[west path]

ITS ALL THE REPUBLICANS FAULT

[rose cape]

or any of his territory

[wraith quarry]

you already invaded a western nation

[noble cradle]

It's the democrats

[west path]

@frank latch did the critters in the south ally with me

[rose cape]

if they are western then i am too 🤫

[novel jay]

Which one?

[wraith quarry]

nope

[wraith quarry]

tree

[rose cape]

yep

[wild mason]

New Flag

[wraith quarry]

a member of the western pact

[novel jay]

Hmmm

[west path]

Youre centrist just like maizan 😔

[wraith quarry]

stop writing yourself into our stuff

[west path]

its hard living this life

[frank latch]

no sorry
I had to draw and I forgot about this

[wraith quarry]

FISH

[novel jay]

I’ll think about what to do

[cunning niche]

@wild mason trade pact?

[west path]

Adika joins Serrelka, colorized

[rose cape]

i invaded a northern nation and they still are northern

[wraith quarry]

🤔

hmmm

[rose cape]

if you are sending ships further than me to get to them

[west path]

Do it

[rose cape]

they are not western

[prime compass]

@frank latch am i in Delaria yet?

[frank latch]

They want assurances their sovereignty will be protected by the Maizans
They want a marriage in the Maizani houses.

[wraith quarry]

they are western

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

not

[cunning niche]

@frank latch ?

[west path]

Is this fake or real

its a two way alliance so they would be joining me in my wars

[frank latch]

please be patient

[wraith quarry]

the west

[frank latch]

real

[wraith quarry]

also they are in

[west path]

erm ok

[wraith quarry]

the western pact

[cunning niche]

Sorry

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

i can personal union them later

[rose cape]

@frank latch how is this going btw

[west path]

WAIT

[wraith quarry]

you don't get to call yourself western because you want to

[west path]

MAIZAN WAS WESTERN FOR A MOMENT

[rose cape]

comedic ahh line

[prime compass]

Document its culture, food, festivals and architecture

Take this time in Delaria to have a small break

[wraith quarry]

what could've been

[wild mason]

@frank latch Now that the tensions have decided to wind down I would like to learn what plants are passing through via Bananiam trade, and if any plants like Cacao, Coffee, Tea, or Rice come through and if we can cultivate them

[wraith quarry]

don't get comfortable in Walstun

[rose cape]

also notice how brzykna is western

[west path]

nvm i still have territories in the west

[marsh lance]

@frank latch did you get this??
Sorry 😖

[west path]

you just used the wrong map

[wraith quarry]

illegitemate colony

[rose cape]

nope

[cunning niche]

Do you want weed?

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

@frank latch meep meep me no trade any coffee with the bay nations

tey are all SNAKES

[rose cape]

nope

[west path]

They*

[frank latch]

@rose cape @gilded harbor The complete collapse of all islands outside of the home island and 2nd island.

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frank latch]

It's joever

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch

• start improving my military and recruiting more soldiers to the military ( maybe the homeless people?? )

• I will also start improving my cavalry and improving our Weapons(Swords/Bows) and armour

• and establish training grounds to make sure our sliders are fully Ready and prepared

• and improve our navy by building more Ports and making bigger and better warships so we can defeat our enemies easily in naval warfare

[rose cape]

buddy will NOT negotiate

[wild mason]

Not really

Do you want Peyote

[wraith quarry]

he's not here

[rose cape]

he is

[frank latch]

❤️

[cunning niche]

Sure

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wraith quarry]

tree hasnt chatted in like 30 minutes

[frank latch]

he's in my DM's

[rose cape]

and when he did he said "no peace"

[wraith quarry]

30 minutes ago

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wraith quarry]

anyways

don't get comfortable

in walstun

[west path]

its joever Tird tree

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry

[gilded harbor]

Yeah I've been here

[west path]

this is why you guys shouldnt have taken my bay alliance trade routes i would have sent 5 icbms to tird tree to win the war

[wraith quarry]

negotiate then

[noble cradle]

Live footage of eyequ and decafa

[west path]

🙏

[west path]

this pig is too skinny to be eyequ

so this is false

[gilded harbor]

I'm leaving in 10 though cause I have drivers practice

Gonna go on a California Freeway forthe first time

[west path]

albeit i do see defaka there

[prime compass]

@frank latch make a sketch of the royal palace and also ask people about the war that happened in delaria

[rose cape]

you will do better than 90% of cali drivers

[west path]

thats a really low bar amaz

[gilded harbor]

Thank you?

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

any european can drive better than any american driver

[gilded harbor]

Nah actually Californian drivers are pretty good (about half)

Cause the better 50% has to put up with the absolutely bullshittery coming from the bottom half

[west path]

can they read road signs without text or follow regular road conduct

[rose cape]

rs6 autobahn 230 km/h

[gilded harbor]

Btw guys

[rose cape]

You're welcome.

[gilded harbor]

If I don't ever talk again after today just assume I died in a car accident 💀

[gilded harbor]

Ily amazting

[rose cape]

can you give me walstun if it happens

[gilded harbor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053808619122073603/1126741082340855838/849718210014347264.gif

[gilded harbor]

Yes

[noble cradle]

🙏

[rose cape]

cray zee

[noble cradle]

I'm kidding

[frank latch]

does this mean Walstun surrenders?

[rose cape]

i dont believe in statistics

[west path]

MWN

amen*

[rose cape]

only if third tree dies

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch if I don't send a message for 100 hours starting an hour from now, give Amazting walstun

[west path]

ok then calculate it yourself

simple!

[fallen cipher]

Remember when @gilded harbor Made us lose the UMW

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 4 days and 4 hours from now (<t:1732231225:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rose cape]

no

[gilded harbor]

Literally wasn't me 💀

[rose cape]

which country is the left btw

[gilded harbor]

I came up with a plan that would have worked and everyone did the opposite of that 💀

[frank latch]

why did I just get 4 DM's in a row consecutively

[rose cape]

bro ignored my dm 😔

very sad

tragic

a moment in history

[noble cradle]

Reply to the top 2

Don't reply to skillerz

[west path]

Doggerland

it sank like

too long ago

i think

[rose cape]

isnt that part british

[noble cradle]

Nope

It's bulgari

[west path]

no actually the dutch took it over when it was sinking

they couldnt build flood protections and windmills fast enough

[frank latch]

I replied to him first

[west path]

all of the above

[gilded harbor]

@rose cape should I become a terrorist state, leave behind all alliances and start funding religious terrorism in every nation

[rose cape]

~bt

[noble cradle]

Wgo is what

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: @rose cape Stop extremism in all countries, support and finance religious terrorism.

[west path]

YES

LET ME JOIN YOU IN THIS ENDEAVOR

IT SOUNDS PEAK

[frank latch]

was waiting to do next map update

[rose cape]

unreal

[west path]

@frank latch I quit. you ignored one of my actions.

Its over.