🎲game-room

[frosty drum]

Name it Qevie

[frosty drum]

SKILLERIA ALIVIA

[wild mason]

I think this game does need more balance in the time

Like

The world should not entirely shift this fast

[prisma flame]

more economy stuff

so its not just major wars

[wild mason]

The wars themselves should be less frequent and more meaningful

If you run it at 1x speed you get like 10 wars in a minute

[prisma flame]

i would like ck3 but a simulator sandbox

[void axle]

What am I looking at here

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message
The result of letting this map based off a mapwar I hosted run in fantasy map simulator

[noble cradle]

in a wheelchair?

[sullen pawn]

WHERE DID I GO

Thank you

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn

[noble cradle]

islam was destined to rule

[frosty drum]

Skillerzism too

[noble cradle]

nope

only allah takes that glory

[prisma flame]

no

i take glory

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/elsword-gif-27268482

[sullen pawn]

Smaller islands, and more of them

[frosty drum]

No.

[prisma flame]

but i do

im literally god dude

anyway

i accidentally left fantasy map simulator on 👽

everything's gone

[frosty drum]

Skillerzism is the greatest

[hollow bobcat]

What happened to me

Ok so the fascist nation in the left side of me is gone

Good

[wheat aspen]

the medically recommended amount of fascist nations in you is zero btw

glad you got that checked out

[frosty drum]

Skilleria is Relevant in that timeline

Are they gone?

Good

This moon is my only friend

Am I insane?
No. Or am I?

No

Do I just want to be at least want to be teased a lot less on this server?
YES

[hollow garden]

Is skillerz schizophrenic

[frosty drum]

No

It's the truth

[hollow garden]

Very much so

[frosty drum]

Wrong
(The moon part was a joke)
But the server part is very much real

@hollow garden

[wheat aspen]

maybe stop acting odd and things will change

[frosty drum]

Normality is an odd thing if you think about it

It's impossible on discord

It's impossible in real life.

Nothing is Truely normal

[wheat aspen]

it's not impossible to not be weird and self-absorbed bro 😭

[frosty drum]

I tried not to be
They didn't change

[waxen remnant]

literally

[waxen remnant]

play instruments btw they're a great hobby

[wheat aspen]

I agree

[frosty drum]

@waxen remnant @wheat aspen fuck you

[wheat aspen]

what I do

[wild mason]

Can you at least stop incessantly pinging people who clearly have no interest in whatever you're saying

[waxen remnant]

(or just act his age that also works)

16 years old with the mentality of an 8 year old

[wild mason]

I cannot legally continue with my statement.

[frosty drum]

Why is that Blumiholls.

[wild mason]

Because you'd probably get very upset and I would rather keep it to myself than let this spiral into pointless bickering

[frosty drum]

The thing about me
And the main reason I'm in the server still after these 2 years
Is that I don't give a shit what others think
You be you (unless it's against the rules to be so)

[waxen remnant]

The thing about me
And the main reason I'm in the server still after these 2 years
Is that I don't give a shit what others think
You be you (unless it's against the rules to be so)

[frosty drum]

Anyways I gtg

[hollow garden]

Do you play an instrument eye

[waxen remnant]

not at the moment but im planning on copping an electrial instrument

which will take a while because i am in poverty

[frosty drum]

I play the Kazoo

[hollow garden]

I'm stupid you mean like an electrical string instrument?

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[hollow garden]

I looked it up

Is it like a whistle?

[frosty drum]

Kind of
And a harmonica

[vital latch]

what we thinking

[hollow garden]

This feels very edgy 😭

[hollow garden]

Huh interesting

[hollow garden]

Help sternly

[frosty drum]

Ok I'm not wrong there but I partially agree

[elder arch]

What game is this

[vital latch]

yakuza like a dragon

[elder arch]

I dont know what yakuza is but i’m assuming you’re inspiring your RPG off of it

[vital latch]

i started it this morning

regardless you might see something akin to it creep up kinda noticed a trend that I subconsiously involve elements of whatever the game I just played is into rpgs/mw's

[frosty drum]

@vital latch hello 😃

[vital latch]

hello

[spring bison]

discord try to work challenge

[frosty drum]

E

[pine copper]

A

[midnight ocean]

https://i0.wp.com/www.sciencenews.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/note_shrew_003.jpg?resize=860%2C460&ssl=1

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason why did you never tell us about this

[brittle gust]

We should

Make pancakes

And give to her

Well

Just keep it infront of her

She can take it herself

:)

[rose cape]

would you live here?

@wild mason why did you close delzara

[brittle gust]

No

This place has wooden buildings

Unsafe

Might burn

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

I agree with nolt

While the landscape is beautiful, sure, the wooden buildings are a huge safety hazard and can be set on fire

[brittle gust]

Plus, we don't know if this place has monsters of death, fire and destruction that may stomp us when we displease them

[prime compass]

Yeah bandits were also one of my concerns

[brittle gust]

Hell, this could be in the middle of an active warzone

An army could come, sack and leave

Leaving everyone to their deaths by starvation or by any other means

[prime compass]

The small river would lead them to the town

[brittle gust]

Also unsafe for children, seeing the rocks dotted across the land

What if a child tripped, fell and proceeded to say 'goodbye, world'?

[prime compass]

Yeah

The risk is too high

[brittle gust]

We also don't know the pH level of the water

Very unsafe place

[prime compass]

Real..

[brittle gust]

Plus plus, why would we go to a place with possibly no internet

We're chronic discordians

👽

[prime compass]

Fr...

No bowistan

No garlica mw

No klez mw

No fish mw

No nothing...

[rose cape]

very sad

[rose cape]

...

[prime compass]

No

sends a tornado

[brittle gust]

90% of single family homes are fire prone

[rose cape]

every home is fire prone if you pour gasoline on it

[brittle gust]

I don't think any home is covered or gets poured with gasoline unless there's a pyromaniac at home.

Use bricks 🥱

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-gasoline-gas-gif-17380263

[brittle gust]

Only the plebs use wood

(never seen a house made with wood ever)

(fyi, doors and windows are an exception )

[rose cape]

buddy the support for the house is wood

you wouldnt see it unless you broke the walls

[brittle gust]

No?

[hollow bobcat]

Bricks by bricks

[brittle gust]

Concrete, steel bars and bricks

Yes, planks of wood were used to hold the concrete in place but they get removed once the concrete is hardened

[brittle gust]

Walrus are there many wood houses in Vietnam or do you use concrete or bricks

[rose cape]

blumi i know you can hear me

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/your-action-speak-louder-than-words-gif-9999801

[west path]

sorry guys thats my fault i ate all the other materials

[rose cape]

bru

[west path]

i was hungry vro

dont blame me

[west path]

wood is present in most houses 👽

[brittle gust]

Building materials differ yk

[west path]

plaster houses have it

most if not all american houses have it

[west path]

whats your point

[brittle gust]

And I was asking about Vietnamese houses

[west path]

amazting literally showed you that 90% of houses are made of wood

[brittle gust]

What their primary construction material ould be

[west path]

so im fairly certain it is pretty obvious

[brittle gust]

I don't know whether that is region specific

[west path]

???

my brother in christ

do you know a THING about home construction

[brittle gust]

Yes

And I'm saying

That the information

[west path]

ok so tell me why people use wood

[brittle gust]

Could

[west path]

it is NOT region specific blawg 😭

wood is one of the most common supports and is CHEAP and RELIABLE

that is why it is used in very large quantities

[brittle gust]

Yes

[west path]

and in a high number of cases

meaning that a lot of the world likely uses it for their housing

[brittle gust]

I'm not saying all houses are without wood

[west path]

what would make vietnams case different

[brittle gust]

But I've personally not seen any wood houses, so I'm wondering if it's just me and where i live

[west path]

and also cant u google that

[west path]

yeah thats because nobody is stupid enough to make a full wood house

[brittle gust]

I don't trust Google anymore

[west path]

it is used in supports primarilyy

and for other purposes

and then its covered with brick or something else

thats how most houses are built

[brittle gust]

Neither have seen those as supports

[west path]

the only full wooden buildings ive ever seen were sheds or barns

[brittle gust]

Only to hold concrete

[west path]

yes

that is what i was referring to

[brittle gust]

(which is removedo

[west path]

wood creates the general structure and is built around

[brittle gust]

Im talking literally wood like those American houses that go woosh

I'm curious if it is different

[west path]

americans have garbage houses blawg

they literally use paper for their interior walls

😭

[brittle gust]

So much so for western

[brittle gust]

Wait i thought that was shitty wood

Dawg what

😭

Well paper is wood

[west path]

they use wood to hold the wall together

and paper to cover it up

literally

thats their entire wall

[rose cape]

chat do you ever just

[west path]

that is also why you can just punch through

[west path]

their exterior walls are brick though

thats the only thing that holds the structure together

[brittle gust]

Ohhhhhh

Always thought it was bad concrete or ass wood

[brittle gust]

n o

[west path]

and that is also why you should never try to punch through a european wall because plaster isnt paper and the thing thats gonna be broken is not the wall but rather your hand

[brittle gust]

What is plaster made of primarily

[west path]

no its just literal paper

[west path]

idk vro i dont make plaster

[brittle gust]

Real

Is it plaster of paris or some other thing

Lemme check Wikipedia

[west path]

there

[west path]

@brittle gust this thing

[brittle gust]

Plaster of Paris

[rose cape]

i love math

(i hate math)

[west path]

i think the answer is 1

[rose cape]

buddy we are trying to find the surface area of an ellipsoid

[brittle gust]

You shouldn't love math
You can do it
But you shouldn't
It's not a mentally good thing to do

[west path]

atleast 3

[wild mason]

Why is all the plaster from Paris

[rose cape]

cones and cylinders are relatively easy

[west path]

because england lost the hundred year war

[brittle gust]

It is made of paris

[rose cape]

because it's just plug and play with

the ellipse circumference

[brittle gust]

Plaster of paris

[rose cape]

but ellipsoids are nightmares

[brittle gust]

Not plaster from paris

[rose cape]

like this aint natural bruh

[brittle gust]

You just realised?

[rose cape]

actually wait i can find like

the surface area of earth

using this technique

because earth is an ellipsoid

I LIVE ON AN ELLIPSOID

NOOOO

[brittle gust]

You should

Throw this in the bin

[west path]

i still think

its atleast 5

[brittle gust]

And go watch veritasium or something

[west path]

why do we need advanced math again

like what does that contribute to society

[rose cape]

we can go to the moon with it

[brittle gust]

Curiosity gone far

[hollow bobcat]

He is absorbing the indifferences from @hollow garden

[rose cape]

@wild mason why would you do this

[west path]

True

[brittle gust]

The fuck is that thing

[west path]

i blame bumihollis

[brittle gust]

Why do I live in the BLUE

[west path]

@rose cape We're banning advanced math outside of sciencing use

schools are cooked

[rose cape]

accountants are cooked

[west path]

youre blue now i guess

[rose cape]

it's joever

[brittle gust]

Replace that with taxes class

[hollow bobcat]

Why is AmazTING trying to disguise as Shai'tan from Warhammer 40k

[west path]

who cares about finances

[rose cape]

your mom

[west path]

do your own microeconomics

[west path]

the american way

[brittle gust]

That is an excellently good your mom joke which is also true

[west path]

@rose cape youre cancelled

[brittle gust]

👏

[rose cape]

[west path]

we've just leaked that you're trying to commit identity theft

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

its OVER for you

[brittle gust]

😔✊

[rose cape]

only shaitan would do this

[brittle gust]

It's time boys

Throw him in the pit

[west path]

amen

that way i can unban advanced math

[rose cape]

@west path would you play in bowistan in 2 hours

[brittle gust]

Let him find solace in hell

🙏

[west path]

erm

would you get civ6 gathering storm in 2 hours

[hollow bobcat]

@west path Get 100 million dollars but the polish university systems abolish tuition fees (the governments also have to coverage all of the teacher and workers' salaries, textbooks production)

[west path]

i need to play as polan in multiplayer

[brittle gust]

Oh right it's Bowistan today let me look at the time— oh no it's HAPPENING WHEN IM FUCKING SLEEPING

[west path]

My brother in christ

poland already does this

[rose cape]

why are you sleeping in 2 hours

[west path]

for most subjects i believe

[hollow bobcat]

Real

[west path]

excluding a few ones

the advanced ones i think

[west path]

yes i am not kidding

most if not all colleges are free

[brittle gust]

Nvm i did basic math wrong

[hollow bobcat]

So the students can redo the same course for the bajilion times

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

whar

no im fairly certain they just get kicked out if they fumble the bag

[rose cape]

@west path this is why we need math in school btw

[west path]

and then have to re-apply

[rose cape]

@hollow bobcat when are you getting off of break

[west path]

im making you the educational minister of the world

[brittle gust]

Normal math, not mumbo jumbo

[rose cape]

thats redstone

[west path]

thats redstone

[brittle gust]

Ok I'm leaving the school system to become a child labourer

[hollow bobcat]

thats redstone

[brittle gust]

That is indeed redstone

[west path]

real

[brittle gust]

There are actually coffee plantations in my state

[brittle gust]

Bye bye

[west path]

ok that is pretty crazy

[hollow bobcat]

2

[brittle gust]

(not the slave kind)

[west path]

what

😭

[brittle gust]

(normal coffee plantations)

[west path]

i mean

being paid minimum wage

[brittle gust]

(or was it tea, i forgot)

[west path]

or below it

is basically modern slavery

[brittle gust]

It's probably less

[rose cape]

india doesnt have a minimum wage iirc

[brittle gust]

But the climate is pretty chill there

[west path]

Yeah yalls cooked

[hollow bobcat]

Until Dragon Ball Super

[brittle gust]

No, it just varies state to state i think

[rose cape]

is this what the viet cong watched in the tunnels

[brittle gust]

No national minimum wage

[west path]

REAL

[brittle gust]

But it's not like anyone would respect it

[hollow bobcat]

REAL

[west path]

what

[rose cape]

wait the viet cong could have actually watched anime too

[west path]

qwas do you not understand that when a minimum wage is issued

[rose cape]

because it was first made in 1917

thats crazy

[hollow bobcat]

The US is just 50 states in a trench coat btw 🤫

[west path]

you are required

to pay your workers

that

[wild mason]

Can you make a Redstone machine that only finds and gathers calcite

[brittle gust]

Have you ever heard of the 'informal sector', qevie?

[rose cape]

the viet cong could have watched this

[wild mason]

What are the other 2

[rose cape]

thats actually wild

[west path]

illegal employment?

[hollow bobcat]

Actually 50 but we add others 2 to feed the Americans

[brittle gust]

Of sorts.

[west path]

yeah uhm

[marsh lance]

The vietnamese bible

[west path]

thats illegal

unreported employment is fucking illegal

😭

[silent smelt]

true

[brittle gust]

I don't know if it actually is, but you can see them everywhere

[rose cape]

nope thi sis

[marsh lance]

Gateway to child labor

[brittle gust]

(they pay their taxes)

[silent smelt]

idk why you wouldn't report though

[brittle gust]

Wait idk if they're actually required to pay taxes

[silent smelt]

you get benefits

[west path]

it likely is because unreported employment = not reporting your financial gains to the government

[silent smelt]

you get benefits when you're unemployed

[west path]

which is HEAVILY illegal

[marsh lance]

Crony capitalism:

[brittle gust]

I don't get taught taxes in schools

[west path]

and it can also like

[wild mason]

It should be 51, Puerto Rico

[west path]

yknow

[hollow bobcat]

Isn't there a new about an Indian doctor being stabbed 8 times by the son of a cancer patient in a local hospital or something

[rose cape]

bribery:

[west path]

not follow workers rights

[west path]

real

[hollow bobcat]

Is that Tax evasion

[west path]

unreported employment

[rose cape]

why does blumi want to annex puerto rico

[brittle gust]

Yes it probably is

But uhm no one cares

[west path]

means that you aren't telling them

that you're being employed

[brittle gust]

The government doesn't really monitor these

[west path]

pretty much

[west path]

failed state ngl

[wild mason]

It would be fun to have a dark purple swing state that has entirely different needs than the mainland

[marsh lance]

Least patriotic american

[brittle gust]

They probably aren't even required to pay taxes(take this with a grain of salt)

[west path]

but on a bigger scale and it can also circumvent workers rights since its already an illegal business

[west path]

does this mean that you don't partake in income tax in india

(thats also why you report your employment, so they know where youre sourcing the income from)

[brittle gust]

Income tax here is only for people who earn above 2.5lakh

[west path]

crazy

[brittle gust]

250,000 Rs

[west path]

recipe for illegal employment

[brittle gust]

Which is around 3k USD

[west path]

india has a recipe for large economic growth but also they are kinda crime infested if thats how little the government cares about unreported employment

[brittle gust]

People genuinely can't survive if they needed to pay taxes. There are people who earn like 100 inr a day(80 inr is roughly 1usd)

[west path]

those poverty margins are INSANE

[brittle gust]

I don't know if it's actually illegal

[west path]

is the government doing anything about this

[brittle gust]

Yes

The poor get rations of food for dirt cheap or free

[brittle gust]

Which includes things like soap or other daily use items

[brittle gust]

Yeah illegal

[hollow bobcat]

Watch as 100 thousand JEE students get converted into mud builders (Working at McDonalds are too luxurious 😔 )

[west path]

shouldnt they be offering employment opportunities, lower-income housing as well as low-income dining areas

and on top of that adding economic stimulus

[west path]

real

[brittle gust]

They are offering number one to my knowledge

Lower income housing is also a yes

[hollow bobcat]

Actually South Korea has shitty decisions in trying to increase their population, so not bad

[brittle gust]

I've Seen government built housing for people

[west path]

yeah but do you have the institutions to provide valid experience for high paying non-trade jobs

[brittle gust]

It's pretty stand up

[west path]

those are pretty much the step towards a first world economy

which india isn't right now, but they're the first step

[brittle gust]

NO
We do NOT have enough colleges or universities

[west path]

Absolutely fried

[brittle gust]

Or good quality government schools

I thankfully live in a well to do district

Many have it worse off than me

Or anyone I've met

[west path]

the solution is to steer towards goods production so india can make enough of a budget surplus to begin trending towards a mixed economy (which, considering indias climate, is likely their best option)

[brittle gust]

Fyi i do think this will be a solved problem

[west path]

meaning that trade jobs are probably gonna be the primary employment opportunities most in india will face

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nerpa-baikal-seal-confused-looking-around-gif-26431849

[west path]

yeah

[brittle gust]

The government is doing things to reduce poverty but I haven't done any research into it

[west path]

well india is a fledgling state that didn't get shitloads of money poured into it

(eastern europe)

[brittle gust]

Neither do we have any proper census reports since the last all India survey was done in 2011

[rose cape]

chat do i get a job ❓

[west path]

i think the important part is creating a well-off middle class that they can push lower class individuals into

[brittle gust]

So figures are majorly lacking

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[west path]

meaning that they need to provide adequate workers rights, employment opportunities to allow the middle class to fund their institutions

[rose cape]

😱

[west path]

which they can then reinvest into expanding and improving said institutions eventually turning the country into a first world one

[west path]

Cooked

[brittle gust]

They are doing a lot of things

Since independence lmao

Almost 80 years ago

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

well yeah being a colony fucking sucks

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: They can also invest in the development and expansion of facilities. Turning the state into a nation state

[rose cape]

Turning the state into a nation state

[brittle gust]

It's supposed to be done every 10 years COVID fucked it up lmao

[rose cape]

wait is this ethnic cleansing???

[west path]

1800s upgrade

[west path]

why are census reports in such small quantities

is this because india is poor?

[rose cape]

@west path imagine living in a nation state btw

[west path]

im moving to north sentinel island soon

[brittle gust]

Errm this is a country with 1.4billion people...

Census is bound to be hard

[rose cape]

thats like

more than 3

[west path]

DAMN

thats more than 1

[brittle gust]

Yeah ik

Mind-blowing

[west path]

i have only seen 1 polish person in my life and that is me

poland has a population of 1

[brittle gust]

Damn

[rose cape]

@brittle gust when are you going to make the south secede from the north

[west path]

we need the silk road back

[brittle gust]

No I'm not allowing the north east alone

[west path]

it will reinvigorate asian economies

[brittle gust]

🤫

[rose cape]

the north is weighing us down btw

[brittle gust]

So true

[west path]

the solution is to get rid of the north

[brittle gust]

Damn i wish I was born in Kerala tho

[rose cape]

literally actually

[west path]

southern india woul dcreate the worlds strongest country

[brittle gust]

I am literally a district away from kerala

[brittle gust]

😢

[brittle gust]

(heaven)

[west path]

why is kerala heaven

[brittle gust]

Why the fuck is Sikkim so rich

[brittle gust]

They have communism

[west path]

@brittle gust U guys really should secede from the north

[west path]

gdp per capita

[brittle gust]

Surprisingly they've succeeded as a state

[brittle gust]

They do provide food

[hollow bobcat]

@brittle gust What is your opinion on "The God Of Small Thing" by Arundhati Roy. One of the best works in India 🤔

[west path]

amount of gdp per km i think

idk this metric

[brittle gust]

What

😭

[west path]

i forgor how gdp per capita was

calculated

its something like GDP activity per land

[brittle gust]

Total GDP divided by total population

[rose cape]

tourism

[west path]

ok so land

[brittle gust]

Oh right

[west path]

Every human could create a landmass thus you could consider every human a landmass

[brittle gust]

If Bhutan allowed more tourism it'd be loaded kekw

[rose cape]

and gambling

[west path]

that is why we should calculate gdp per capita with land

[west path]

real

[west path]

MONACO

[brittle gust]

Something tells me the Buddha ain't happy bout that

[west path]

whats he gonna do

meditate faster?

[brittle gust]

Tf is arunachal pradesh doing richer than bengal

[brittle gust]

Insane

[wild mason]

Do you think China or India will last longer

[rose cape]

he will tell a story about a man who wagered his wife and children

[west path]

india

[brittle gust]

India

[rose cape]

tf does that even mean

such a vague question

[west path]

im sorry but im gonna summon another chinese dynasty to collapse china

we're bringing back the warlord period

[wild mason]

Which country, in their current form, will exist for a longer period of time

[west path]

china is too stable

[brittle gust]

🫡🫡🫡

[rose cape]

hmm

[west path]

the current government of china isn't made up of real chinese patriots

real chinese patriots would gradually become more corrupt and decadent so a civil war can happen

and a new dynasty can take over

🧠

[rose cape]

,roll china, india

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: india

[rose cape]

india will exist for longer

i think it's easier to answer the question of which will be more prosperous just because it's not totally gambling

but like

in the modern day

collapses of major countries are so uncommon that it's really impossible to say

[wild mason]

4J should have worked on Bedrock

[marsh lance]

Watch the news tonight pal

[wild mason]

We were robbed

[rose cape]

ok

[rose cape]

log4j?

[marsh lance]

/j /j

Chat i was trolling

[wild mason]

4J Studios

The ones who worked on the console versions

They should have worked on Bedrock

[rose cape]

the city they are based in is near one of the places im applying to college

[west path]

too late

ive already sent assassins

[marsh lance]

PLEASE

chat should i play rimworlda

[rose cape]

char is this true?

[west path]

yes

go destroy an enemy settlement

[rose cape]

@wild mason when are you becoming a game dev

[wild mason]

Why are you asking this

I am not skilled enough

[rose cape]

buddy just learn the skills

you literally have 24/7/365 of free time

[wild mason]

Until January

[rose cape]

ofc because you need to celebrate my birthday

but like

until then

thats a lot of time

59 days

1416 hours

84960 minutes

[wild mason]

I'm not going to make a game

[rose cape]

5097600 seconds

[rose cape]

you should work for mojang then

or valve

especially valve if you cant count past 2

[wild mason]

I will add the rat to Minecraft and then quit

[rose cape]

real

@wild mason is this true? #574283094304227359 message

[wild mason]

Unknown

[wild mason]

This is a bastardization of rats.

I just want to add realistic rats

Not this moronic demon rat and power harvesting nonsense

[rose cape]

real

[waxen remnant]

when will U add some bitches 😂

[wild mason]

~bt

[rose cape]

rn

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: when will you be free

[rose cape]

can we edate 😄

is that a yes

[rose cape]

never

[west path]

no Amaz

Blumi is nuking us in January

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-flowers-spinning-gif-17328553186459094443

[silent smelt]

@hollow garden @hollow garden @hollow garden

@hollow garden

come here

[rose cape]

to celebrate my birthday

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Is today really your birthday

[prime compass]

Holeh its Maura Klez

Hi

Hi hi

[hollow garden]

Belemin!!!

[prime compass]

Hru

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleza hru.........

Damn

[frank latch]

How does everyone think the Holy Empire's collapse will end?

[west path]

real

[rose cape]

adikan invasion

[west path]

Linzia colonizes the splinter states

[frank latch]

will the successor state (the yellow) be able to retake control of most of it's territory?
Will the splinter states gain their sovereignty?
A mix of both
Neither

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

splinter states gain sovereignty

the yeller cant save itself even if it wanted to

[cunning niche]

Me?

[west path]

yes

you would do that btw

[frank latch]

that's actually a legitimate ending

I should have included that...

[cunning niche]

Where are they

[rose cape]

if they dont invade green

if they try to invade the green state

they will lose

[frank latch]

beyond Linzian reach
Qevie was being sarcastic

[frank latch]

they might have the greatest chance against the Green State actually

But only if they focus the Green State

[rose cape]

not if it's supported by me

[frank latch]

cus the Green State isn't liked by any other state

[rose cape]

unreal

[frank latch]

but if Adika gives them something to unite against then it could backfire

so
who knows which way it'll go

[rose cape]

you do

[frank latch]

not necessarily

I can't expect players to act a certain way

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

What does this even mean 😭

[frank latch]

for all I know Adika will ally with the Green State and genocide the rest

[hollow garden]

How is hating on Monica abusive and creepy

[frank latch]

or not even intervene at all

[hollow garden]

I mean this is Reddit

[rose cape]

context?

[frank latch]

get to an abusive?

their english is peak

[silent smelt]

name: The WorldBox Super League
code: WorldBox

[frank latch]

I doubt they're hating on the character just because they're a woman...

[hollow garden]

Yeah people on Reddit are just braindead

[hollow garden]

What's this

[silent smelt]

270

[hollow garden]

League?

How does this work

[frank latch]

Guys
I think I'm cooked

there's 4 active player wars

and multiple other NPC wars

with the potential of at least 2 more player wars

[west path]

this feels more directed at her character writing than anything else really

[frank latch]

Imma focus on ending the Linzian Gulf War first

[west path]

he pretty much caved in to all of her demands except one and then loses her favor

thats so alien

[frank latch]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE VOGALIAN CIVIL WAR

I'm cooked

[west path]

get cooked

[west path]

Very

[frank latch]

oh and another thing I did inbetween sessions with Skallorz

I'm legitimately cooked

[hollow garden]

@frank latch

[west path]

when is vro emulating the fall of empires

[hollow garden]

I can pause mine

[west path]

we've only seen npcs fall but not players

[frank latch]

❤️

[frank latch]

nah

[west path]

im still not at the peak of the empire ngl

i need to explansion it

expansion

[frank latch]

there haven't many player wars

and Rizia fell

though...
by that point it was an NPC

Idk

[west path]

I should... focus on integrating my princes more..

[frank latch]

but if Brzykna wins the Walstun Sea war

[hollow garden]

Is Qevie Louis the fourteenth

[hollow garden]

NOO

[west path]

they're too separate from the empire and are given extensive rights

[frank latch]

it could mean Walstun's capitulation

[hollow garden]

Is this peak

[west path]

they vote on the empires laws so they should be integrated more

its only fair

[cunning niche]

Yes

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

yea

[frank latch]

though I like their Reese's Sticks quite a bit

[hollow garden]

I'm going to try it for the first time

[west path]

@frank latch how peak is european chocolate compared to american chocolate

(i've never had american chocolate)

[frank latch]

PEAK

American chocolate is garbage

[west path]

elaborate

what is the main difference

[west path]

how

[hollow garden]

This is actually fire

[frank latch]

it tastes very weird.
Like it's more synthetic or fake.
As well as texture
European chocolate has a much richer more silky texture than American chocolate

[west path]

u should have gotten a full bag of those so you would have them for more than a day

[west path]

this is what happens when you skimp out on production costs

also i'm curious how do european regulations bolster the economy

is it because they're more competitive or take on certain costs of running a company 👽

[hollow garden]

Well it's a gift from a family friend in the US

Peak gift

[west path]

oh zamn

[frank latch]

probably cus they're more competitive

[west path]

oh

OH wait i figured it out

they pretty much prevent shit like the 2007 (i believe that was the year) spanish economic crash

they're more competitive

and course-correct most negative trends that would fuck over the economy

interesting

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleza hru hru

[rose cape]

@frank latch ...

[west path]

we got scammed

I blame bowingstan

[cunning niche]

True

[prime compass]

There was no bowistan

[prime compass]

We were played for fools

[west path]

no that generally tends to make you lonelier

unless you help build up a communty in the wasteland

[cunning niche]

“Another settlement needs your help!”

[west path]

rather than being a solo gun-for-hire that hunts down people

which would probably mess with you

[west path]

which probably would kind of make you devalue human life which is unhealthy 👎

[frank latch]

bluds can't wait 2 seconds for me to read DM's I said I read like 2 weeks ago

[west path]

Fallout needs to step up their game

how do you make new vegas your best game

[frank latch]

Yes

[cunning niche]

Because bethesda didnt make it

[west path]

TRUE

[marsh lance]

AAAAAAAHHHH

[cunning niche]

Unironically the 3 fallout games bethesda didnt make ARE the best

[west path]

which is fucking tragic 😭

[frank latch]

Wiat

what session is this

[prime compass]

26

25?

[frank latch]

25

[prime compass]

Amaz make mistake

[frank latch]

101 AS

[prime compass]

💯

[west path]

also i still think caves of plud is similarly worthwhile if not more than fallout 1 or fallout 2

even though it's less accessible theres a shitload of content to explore

[prime compass]

@hollow garden bowistan!!

Where is klez

[west path]

i ate him

[prime compass]

NOOOO

[west path]

i should host the next qeva mw session on december 5th

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) Session 25 🔥
Bowistan Year: 101 AS
Changes:
Fixed multiple nation's colors due to the map being 97% opacity and having biome colors leak through ☠️.

Preparing to make some major changes and advances in my hosting style so that it's easier for everyone and myself.

Gonna focus on working with current world events as much as possible. Please be patient if I fall behind on actions

🤯

also wait for me to ping people

where's Eggist

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @frosty drum @earnest bloom

[frank latch]

I can ping people in Bowistan server

[prime compass]

@gilded harbor

[frank latch]

no need

[prime compass]

Oh ok

😔

[frank latch]

There's people who aren't in it that I have trouble remembering to ping

where did eggist go bro

[prime compass]

Idk man...

[frank latch]

uhh

do I NPC him?

[prime compass]

Yes

[cunning niche]

Do the reforms so our rebels join us again

[west path]

Begin working on integrating princes; explain that their petty disputes may disrupt the empires function and their rights will remain protected, and they will keep their authority. Their land will merely be integrated into the empire proper but they will continue governing it and will hold their rights over it (pretty much just allow them to act autonomously and expanda by themselves whilst being added to the empires total territory count)

by thee way who got elected out of our three candidates

[west path]

Nie

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-shocked-face-shocked-lakers-gif-18243181517423877582

[frank latch]

@near breach @hollow bobcat @alpine raft @rapid ibex @wild mason @fallen cipher @median schooner

[wild mason]

Did it start

[frank latch]

They also want the Linzian Empire to be renamed to the United Guarda Araba

[silent smelt]

LMAO

[frank latch]

and recognize the Linzian Bay as the Harai Bay

[frank latch]

yes

do actions my children

[cunning niche]

Can we just make it United Guarda (araba was there for arab)

[marsh lance]

Vogalian civil war is ❌OVER❌

[frank latch]

Sure

[wild mason]

Read the DMs over again because that was the basis of all my plans this session

[frank latch]

me when...

[fallen cipher]

Hellofiut

Grllp

Gello

[west path]

i also have this

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @frank latch Do the reforms so our rebels join us again and make our democracy like a representative democracy. This means that the government is elected by citizens citizens vote for their government officials. These officials represent the citizens' ideas and concerns in government.

[fallen cipher]

Heklo

HELLO

[prime compass]

Fakha

[marsh lance]

@frosty drum oh skillerrrrzzzz

[frank latch]

which color will it take

yours or theirs

[marsh lance]

It will be over

[fallen cipher]

@cunning niche when are you changing your pfp to Al sisi

[west path]

I think vogalia incompetent

[frank latch]

(theirs is arguably better)

definitely not based on my opinion btw

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch are the people of fakhernland happy

[marsh lance]

No it just took me a little bit

[fallen cipher]

Or are they suffering

[frank latch]

The quality of life is pretty low in Fakherland

[fallen cipher]

Because 70% of the population is homeless

[silent smelt]

NAHH I CANT

[west path]

how do you have 4 major cities and then fumble against rebels who only managed to capture 1

[silent smelt]

XDDDDDD

[frank latch]

a lot of resources and spending has been dedicated to the upper class and their amenities

[fallen cipher]

And why is the quality of life low in fakhernland

[frank latch]

they still haven't even captured it

[cunning niche]

Ours

I like the black colour

[west path]

HOW WAS PAT STRUGGLING

[frank latch]

😔

[silent smelt]

WHY IS HE ENCOURAGING THE ARMED FORCES INSTEAD OF THE INTELLIGENTSIA 😭

[cunning niche]

And it stands out from the rest

[marsh lance]

Apparently i “hadn’t made real advances” but my new campaign will fix thisa

[fallen cipher]

What's the percentage of homeless people in fakhernland

[frank latch]

not an effective response at first
but their DM actions should turn the tide

[marsh lance]

He meant the rebels

[west path]

the greatest fumbles made by lebron

[frank latch]

29%

based on absoutely nothing

[west path]

ok time to send 5 morbillion maizani marks to the rebels to make them win

trust me i have that many

[marsh lance]

Buddy it would take you 800 jillion years to even harvest the amount of trees to make that money

[west path]

@frank latch send 5 dead cows confirmed to spread disease into the rebel territories

im neutral in this

trust

[marsh lance]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[west path]

mongol tactics

[marsh lance]

THATS GOING TO RUB OFF ON ME WHEN I WIN

BROTHER

[west path]

we do a bit of trolling

[prime compass]

@frank latch redirect to walstun

[west path]

the fact that you didnt die of disease immediately when i reached you was a miracle ngl

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/scoobert-dog-meme-human-mouth-gif-27485081

[prime compass]

@west path im gonna go to walstun

[frank latch]

real

[frank latch]

k then

(bro's gonna fight the war)

[marsh lance]

Your like europeans

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch can I stop spending all of our resources and money on the upper class and start donating money to the poor population of fakhernland and maybe start giving them more jobs as farmers or other stuff

[west path]

how would they even get infected from 5 dead cows

if they get infected from that its they fault ngl

[marsh lance]

Your rope pee ants

[west path]

thats just a historic fumble

[fallen cipher]

@silent smelt I got better at 270 right?

[marsh lance]

Reminder that stepping in a puddle can kill you

[west path]

Proof

[wild mason]

@frank latch We are going to create a luxury drink to establish a common heritage, taking spices that likely grow in the south and pairing them with our brackish berry wines. They shall be spiced with cloves, cardamom, and nutmeg.

This is the first step in a greater effort at cultural reunification and exchange.

[prime compass]

@gilded harbor wya

[marsh lance]

Zero antibiotics?? Bud its the medieval times

[west path]

stepping into a fucking puddle isnt gonna kill you

it does not make you that sick

[cunning niche]

@frank latch show me my beautiful baby

[west path]

if it does then your immune system is genuinely terrible

[silent smelt]

Yes

[west path]

sorry i meant

it doesnt make you sick

at all

[frank latch]

After a massive counter attack by the Vogalian Army
Gretan defenses fell swiftly.
The Vogalian has also been effective at providing resources and soldiers to reinforce and resupply the besieged city.

[west path]

My river may be full of bacteria but who cares

[frank latch]

it might take a bit

[west path]

did my dead cows reach the rebel shores or did they get sunk

they were on small rafts btw

[marsh lance]

Wair you were fr?

[west path]

no im trolling

[frank latch]

uhh
no?

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch start building more ports and start doing more fishing while also improving our ships So we have a large and strong navy

[west path]

ITS CELESTINE

CELESTINE IS BACK AT IT AGAIN

[marsh lance]

Grestans are cooked

[noble cradle]

biden blast sweep

[marsh lance]

Im finna make a speech once i win fr

[west path]

@marsh lance WE MUST ERADICATE CELESTINE

cant believe she sunk my cow rafts

[marsh lance]

Gründa will make vogalia great again

[west path]

it definitely wasnt the oceans waves

[cunning niche]

Just fill the old nation with my colour

[marsh lance]

Craz

[west path]

Infinite tariffs on maizani goods

[cunning niche]

Im gonna base my nation of the United states

[marsh lance]

She is living in exile

[frank latch]

United Guarda

the other color was better

[west path]

finally banan is an empire

[frank latch]

bro has to puppet his nation to do so

[wild mason]

@frank latch The second step at cultural reunification is "Serrelkazation" of words used in exchange that may have been adopted from elsewhere, and creating a native equivalent.

As we share a common langauge this should be easier although our dialects differ.
As such we need to create a central dialect used for official purposes that essentially serves as a concise universal shorthand.

[cunning niche]

Oh how beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

[west path]

Real

@frank latch Hows the integration of princes going

[frank latch]

❤️

[frank latch]

ngl
I didn't read that

[cunning niche]

@frank latch make our democracy like a representative democracy. This means that the government is elected by citizens citizens vote for their government officials. These officials represent the citizens' ideas and concerns in government.

Not really

[noble cradle]

@frank latch LET ME P,LAY

[frank latch]

❤️

[frank latch]

if you rejoin as your nation

[west path]

@frank latch what is the sentiment surrounding south Serrelka and would they be willing to re-integrate into Maizan considering how the purpose of their revolt is gone

😱

[noble cradle]

what is the tech alien

and what is my nation

what nation

[frank latch]

can you wait until after session...

it's very difficult to admit new players during

[west path]

also Bowingstan never told me what candidate won

[west path]

I should nuke bro

[noble cradle]

i asked you yesterday 😭

but ok

[cunning niche]

@frank latch do they wanna rejoin?

[frank latch]

I don't remember that ngl

[frank latch]

?

[frank latch]

nope

[cunning niche]

Why

[frank latch]

especially since they were never part of your nation...

👽

[cunning niche]

They where my puppetas

[fallen cipher]

@west path start building more libraries and schools and start making more books (for the libraries of course) and improve the education system

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

MW COUP

!!

[prime compass]

Wrong ping maybe

[frank latch]

1. No they weren't
2. You invaded 2 of them. So yeah they're not particularly interested in rejoining

[alpine raft]

@frank latch hows my country

[west path]

Its time for qeva mw

[west path]

@frank latch who won

[frank latch]

It's growing fairly well

[fallen cipher]

Les goo

@frank latch start building more libraries and schools and start making more books (for the libraries of course) and improve the education system

[alpine raft]

is my trading still big

[frank latch]

the people still show resentment towards the Mazian Empire

[west path]

reverse mw coup

[cunning niche]

What abt the third

[west path]

Nerd

[prime compass]

@west path btw I want Astanshuz Dmitrivani

[west path]

are the nobles rejoining

they were maizani nobility so they should..

[frank latch]

Artanshuz won

[west path]

[prime compass]

YESA

[frank latch]

was never part of your nation nor has interests to be part of it

[cunning niche]

Okay

[west path]

GUH

[prime compass]

@frank latch send a letter to Astanshuz congratulating him

[west path]

HOUSE RASUPH IS NO LONGER THE HEAD OF MAIZAN

[prime compass]

Send a bottle of alcohol too @frank latch

Without poison

[frank latch]

you don't have have to ping me lol

[marsh lance]

The south has fallen

[rose cape]

@frank latch how did dms go

[prime compass]

I thought you wouldnt see it
Also dms thing

[median schooner]

A

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch what's the percentage now

[noble cradle]

Those who know: 🥱 🗣️ 💀 🗣️ 🤓 😹 ⚠️ 😔 😂😂🤣💕💕😁👍😍😘(❁´◡`❁)(/ω＼)ééé²²²²😐😑😶😥😏😶🥶🥶🥶😭😭😭😟😟😟😤😤😤😤🫎🫎🦍🦍🦍🐒🐒🐒🦛🦛🦛👀🦷🧠🦾👩‍🦳👩‍🦲👧👨‍🦲🥷🥷🥷🍳🍳🍳

[cunning niche]

@frank latch can i just annex rim hes already at the point of capitulation

[prime compass]

A

[marsh lance]

@frank latch lmk when i stomp the grestans finally

[wild mason]

Is this Fakher

[west path]

@frank latch Can House Rasuphii, in wake of him successfully winning the Maizani elections, legitimize him as an imperial branch family

[frank latch]

9+ pings is crazy

[west path]

aka House Dmitrivani is now a cadet dynasty of House Rasuphii

[frank latch]

waiting for tree to be present...

[prime compass]

Guys pls pause actions

[frank latch]

27%

[west path]

what does this mean

[rose cape]

real...

[prime compass]

@frank latch how did dms go......say it in dms

[frank latch]

yes

[cunning niche]

@frank latch create a senate and congress

[fallen cipher]

Well that's interesting

[noble cradle]

He doesnt know

[west path]

yippe

[rose cape]

@frank latch expand here pls

[rose cape]

bro is NOT cooking