🎲game-room

[wild mason]

Bannova

[vital latch]

One thing I do know is I'd be like 90% weaker

[marsh lance]

“Dogs are mans best friend”

Horses and pigeons watching mfs say this after the centuries of domestication towards human war efforts:

[vital latch]

since large parts of my strategy did happen to be making other people suffer against oil and then swoop in when they're already cooked

probably would have tried though, but they were too central to logically maintain that position

[vital latch]

(trying to make me pay reparations was entirely justified )

[vital latch]

pretty sure a divided warzone bannova was inevitable

[hollow bobcat]

Some game roomers here saying that having multiple colonies in Qeverland would bring them closer to a superpower 😭

(Preferably Cosmic and NSO)

[wild mason]

Would you have developed nuclear weapons and conducted tests in Eastern Rore ( BOW LAND )

[vital latch]

never once interacted with qeverland btw

well I did kinda but not really

[midnight ocean]

the fact that even I randomly colonised it and forgot about it

[wild mason]

Who do you think would be the Israel and South Africa of this world

"Secretely" developing nuclear weapons together

Then testing them on another nations waters because its an isolated area

[balmy epoch]

was I the only one to do a genocide without anyone finding out

[vital latch]

oils new nation and the person in qeverland I forgot the name of again

[wild mason]

Utsuho

Tbh

[balmy epoch]

they hated eachother

[wild mason]

They seemed more likely to kill each other

[midnight ocean]

qevie before he exiled himself to a random island in the middle of nowhere

[vital latch]

makes them even more likely to love eachother behind the scenes

[balmy epoch]

because oil was a dumbass and wasn’t giving back stolen lands

[vital latch]

damn

[balmy epoch]

It made him lose my support

[cunning niche]

Martin Luther King Jr is one of my idols in political activism

[vital latch]

tbh I don't entirely know what he was doing

because I genuinely refuse to believe he made a backwater colony turn into a first class utopia in one session so wtf was he actually doing

[cunning niche]

It ended to early before me and cosmic could enact our plans

[wild mason]

( Saying things very loudly while internally he was fucked )

His system was basically going be a flash in the pan and lead to a shit ton of issues later

[midnight ocean]

nolt basically got away with one

blumi was dirty for never telling me

[balmy epoch]

i should have destroyed Amazria

[vital latch]

if manneva were to continue we should totally team up and just make the goal be to genocide everyone in proxima 🥱

[balmy epoch]

I had promised twovo I would 💔

[vital latch]

and west allurba areas...

and the rore...

[balmy epoch]

if the mw went further i probably would have destroyed Amazria

[vital latch]

🩸

[vital latch]

would have backed that btw amazria was such a loose string that I was not about to deal with

same goes for walrus

except I wouldn't even try to invade walrus

bro was just a massive bunker

💀

[balmy epoch]

bomb it to bits

[vital latch]

tactical nuke incoming

[wild mason]

You were kinda in a bad position because of everyone else.
The MOMENT you started a war, Rore would probably implode and Arre and Noltia would get into it, Acnaq would be dragged in by Proxy and Skillerz would try regaining territory.
Allurbra was literally a powderkeg that couldn't just be brushed off like something in Qeverland or Cakernia

[balmy epoch]

wasn’t skillerz basically like a weaker Canada tho

[wild mason]

Garlic would NOT miss a chance to fuck with your Rore allies

[balmy epoch]

completely reliant on me

[wild mason]

I am not saying he would be successful 👽

[balmy epoch]

true

I was planning to take him over tbh

[vital latch]

skillerz was like 1foot in width and 2feet in length

[hollow bobcat]

Why are you giving this question to me and not huge humongouscolous collosus creatures like Decafa

[wild mason]

There is also always the chance that if he did that Tia tries to support him secretly

[midnight ocean]

remember during the west east war when they send like 10 people to capture land in walrus and we just sent 10 people to kill those 10 people and they never tried again

[vital latch]

I see it more likely that tia does something like "I'll support you... if I can "unite" with you"

[wild mason]

Tia then gets exposed by someone in Cakernia, and the whole web comes untangle

GOD

[hollow bobcat]

Never once interacted BUT you gave a statement about it before 🤫

[wild mason]

I know I complained as a host

But these entangled alliances and attitudes were so fucking hot

[balmy epoch]

@vital latch can you buy me something small for my birthday

[limpid plover]

I didnt create colonies?

Wha

[vital latch]

a mansion in iraq? sure

[balmy epoch]

https://www.samsung.com/us/computing/monitors/gaming/57-odyssey-neo-g9-dual-4k-uhd-quantum-mini-led-240hz-1ms-hdr-1000-curved-gaming-monitor-ls57cg952nnxza/

[midnight ocean]

this is an insult to canada

[wild mason]

Walrus was READY for their shit after his government was exiled to a random ass colony and had to compltely rebuild after decafa's crusade

[vital latch]

ok i ordered it to your house, it'll arrive in approximately 83 years 4 months 21 days 1 hour 33 minutes 13 seconds

[balmy epoch]

thank you

[cunning niche]

I feel bad that i stole all his books and tech

And sent it to my natiob

[hollow bobcat]

Fake
Venus would have done this in a heartbeat

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche it’s only 121,874 Egyptian pounds

[cunning niche]

And i have like 20,000 cash

[wild mason]

Venus would "accidentally" test it on Bannova first

[balmy epoch]

usd?

[hollow bobcat]

I hate your action but it would have been the most realistic 🤫 (So my bad for crashing out)

[vital latch]

I tried so hard to be bffs with venus but he was never having it

we could have conquered the world together 😔

[wild mason]

He was used by Decafa a lot

He had cultural trauma

[elder arch]

Bro you fucking took over my nation tf you mean

[limpid plover]

Oh mah gahhhhhhh

[vital latch]

after trying to form a full union with you if I remember correctly

[elder arch]

i’m imagining how much more successful i could have been in the late game if cosmic didn’t exist

[midnight ocean]

cosmic going from a schizophrenic island to the largest nation is kinda hilarious

[limpid plover]

Blumiholls

[vital latch]

Zombie rhinos!!!

[cunning niche]

Egp

[wild mason]

This could have been avoided if Venus hadn't just ceded colonies to him early on that gave him a mainland foothold 😭

[vital latch]

it would have been really funny if in one of the later sessions we uncovered a old statue of a zombie rhino

[hollow bobcat]

You wouldn't make it to the late game

[balmy epoch]

I could have easily beat acnaq with this large amount of red arrows

[limpid plover]

Bananan warplans

[elder arch]

This is about the level of war plans i would do

[wild mason]

Would that not also start shit with Walrus 👽

[vital latch]

he probably would have, I was the only competition in the north; nobody else cared about that land for the most part

he'd atleast be allowed to live there

[elder arch]

I remember in this one war i drew a giant arrow into some guy’s nation

[hollow bobcat]

Decafa's landmass was once doubled by "uniting" with trees

[midnight ocean]

Yeah I wouldnt have survived that many arrows

[vital latch]

@cunning niche did you draw this?

[midnight ocean]

he genuinely did I think 💀

[hollow bobcat]

How is it not big enough for Pug to realize
"What if, I hold control of Venus 🤔 "

[vital latch]

if only you could see his bannova war plan lmfao

[balmy epoch]

no it was me

I was making fun of reallifelore

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean Did you ever plan on annexing this weird free city Alpha demanded when Arre controlled that area

[midnight ocean]

Not really I didnt see it as that important

[vital latch]

free city that's not even big enough to be labled as a city

[wild mason]

You were China
You had your hong kong

[vital latch]

so free not so city

[wild mason]

I am OUTRAGED

That you did not

[midnight ocean]

tbf you didnt even give me any people to send to labor camps so I assumed you wanted me to be china but nice

[hollow bobcat]

Why did Acnaq miss out on that coasts

[vital latch]

btw how pissed would you guys be if I made a "high effort" rpg that's actually lower effort then #1288715726995329067 because as it happens drawing 1000000 sprites takes longer then writing 30 paragraphs

[midnight ocean]

the nekcrop dynasty was so bad there was basically 0 people against communism

[cunning niche]

I didnt

U little fucker

[elder arch]

Did you abandon sillpola

What happened to it

[hollow bobcat]

The Qing Dynasty if they were more goofy

[brisk rock]

[vital latch]

no, theres genuinely like 80 sprites in the file so far

drawing takes me a longgg time

[elder arch]

You’ve been working on it for that long???

[wild mason]

If you hadn't collapsed what would your long term plan have been

[elder arch]

No fucking way

[vital latch]

a shitpost rpg is probably going to be the game rourm thing that has had the most effort put into it in game rourm history

and that's kind of sad

[wild mason]

#1299103287798272090

[elder arch]

What is even the point of this

[vital latch]

true

[midnight ocean]

tf

[vital latch]

I don't really care that much since the point of making fun stuff in #1154279292054798386 isn't to get the most messages or anything

[cunning niche]

Hmm lemme think

[elder arch]

Guys i just recieved classified information from CosmicPotato himself… he has confirmed that the release date of the Sillpola RPG is…

March 17, 2027! Mark your calendars guys! It’s coming very soon!

[vital latch]

but it's still pretty discouraging knowing that something like that could be seen as more successful then all my projects other then #1188598731289923675, all of which have atleast 8 hours in preperation

[cunning niche]

@wild mason i would have tried to set a foothhold in bannova to spread my imfluemce

[vital latch]

ok, it might genuinely be soon though; current goal is to make it go off during my fall break in november

[wild mason]

foothhold
imfluemce

are you eating oaTMEAL

[cunning niche]

Typing with one hand im eat

[wild mason]

Ercan would probably be doing that too, this is just... a continuation of your history 🙀

[limpid plover]

Peter is mexican

[vital latch]

in the meantime planning to just #1296662618962133012 whenever I have the hosting itch (I am practically begging guys please join... the only bad part about this mw so far is that I suck at drawing maps 🥺)

[wild mason]

He was Irish with a fake father, born in Mexico because of a failed abortion.

[balmy epoch]

he was born in Mexico but by blood he’s Irish

[limpid plover]

I dont wanna mapwar cosmic

Sowwy

[balmy epoch]

what ethnicity is Carter

ik babs is Jewish

[cunning niche]

His wife is a jew

[cunning niche]

Babs

[midnight ocean]

I wanna map war

I want something new

[balmy epoch]

yeah

[midnight ocean]

something unique

[limpid plover]

Okay acnaqie

[wild mason]

What if there was a mapwar where you couldn't see the map..
Innovative I know, revolutionary, postmodern piece of high art in the making

[vital latch]

if anyone calls #1296662618962133012 run of the mill I'm going to shoot them in the left foot

[vital latch]

so like... fog of war but...... more

[midnight ocean]

theoretically there would be one unique war and diplomatic crisis and then it would end after 3 sessions

[vital latch]

tbh I thought of doing something like that early game but it sounds really hard to do

[midnight ocean]

ok but what if there was a kenshi map war

[vital latch]

my original plan was to make it so the only maps people get are maps of what people see, which is literally just going to be outlines with filled in guesses for what they don't know

[balmy epoch]

soon

[vital latch]

maybe eventually someone will do it

[wild mason]

How would teams work in a mapwar

If there is one monarch

[balmy epoch]

I’m gonna play kenshi to understand it

[midnight ocean]

its a pain to play but the world and lore is so genuinely unique I love it

[vital latch]

tbh if I were to make a map war based on a IP though it would probably be zelda

[limpid plover]

Oh mah gahhhhhhh

[cunning niche]

YES

[limpid plover]

Hmm

[limpid plover]

Cool

Byeee guys

[vital latch]

bye nso

[balmy epoch]

I like grinding

[wild mason]

OK

[balmy epoch]

bye

[vital latch]

I'm 50%/50% on trying it, it seems like it isn't my type of game but it also seems extremely special

[wild mason]

Or should I alter it a bit

[vital latch]

Yes if you are open to putting lots of players on one nation

[wild mason]

Do you think 9 nations is enough

[wild mason]

I am not letting people run wild with the weird roleplays

[midnight ocean]

is this not gonna be doc

[wild mason]

No

[midnight ocean]

ok thats wacky

[wild mason]

How is it wacky

[vital latch]

if it's not a doc it kinda needs existing nations

[midnight ocean]

I mean not really wacky but kinda wacky for blumi mw standards

[vital latch]

good thing that seems to be the case

[midnight ocean]

what if theres more than 9 players

[wild mason]

I have... solutions..

[midnight ocean]

wacky

[vital latch]

yeah that was kinda my point with #🎲game-room message

[vital latch]

logically speaking theres probably going to be atleast 16 people who want to play in some way going off previous precedent

[wild mason]

Thats too bad

I am not compromising the world I want to build for this to accommodate that

I will leak something ahead of time

Dinthbar is more akin to the HRE than a unified empire

[midnight ocean]

interesting

I would like to see where this goes

[balmy epoch]

should I just host my personal worldbuilding project as mega mw

[vital latch]

no, trust me it'll destroy your inspiration to finish the worldbuilding project if it's not already done

[midnight ocean]

no but maybe as an RPG

[balmy epoch]

it’s massive btw i could just host a single region

[vital latch]

can we play in afghanistan

[balmy epoch]

no

you can’t

you’re banned

[vital latch]

you're a meanie head yk that?

and

and

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-pig-fat-pig-reincarnated-fat-pig-piggy-out-gif-16191771160011795933

[balmy epoch]

it’s cuz you’re Californian

[vital latch]

a dog will poo on your front lawn tomorow morning at 8:53

[steep merlin]

Above time (08:53 PDT) in your local time · Oct 26, 2024, 3:53 PM

[midnight ocean]

Californian on californian violence

[balmy epoch]

that happens all the time, that’s why the crime rate is so high here

[midnight ocean]

true

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch are you in the city of angels?

[vital latch]

I should start sharing stories about my secret underground life as a real not fake californian drug lord

[balmy epoch]

atleast we aren’t poor like Egypt

[balmy epoch]

🤫

[vital latch]

did you guys know that one time I saw someone OD in san francisco???

[cunning niche]

Atleast we dont have druggies and homeless people on the street

[balmy epoch]

atleast we don’t border Israel

[cunning niche]

U would never see this in egypt

[cunning niche]

Wdym, you guys are in isreal?

[vital latch]

yeah because too poor to afford drugs 🥱

[cunning niche]

If i can afford 1000 usd of colognes i can afford drugs

[wild mason]

Why

[vital latch]

explain to me again why you are spending 1000$ on colognes

[cunning niche]

I like cologns and i collect them

[midnight ocean]

Also true

[balmy epoch]

you’re like my brother

he spends all his money on cologne

[cunning niche]

Show me his collection

[balmy epoch]

I don’t have a photo

[cunning niche]

I will tell you if its amazing or bad

[cunning niche]

Are you at home?

[balmy epoch]

he has them everywhere

[cunning niche]

?

What 👽

[balmy epoch]

he doesn’t have them in one place

not really a collection he just likes putting on cologne

[cunning niche]

Like he has in his bathroom

At the front door

And in his room?

[balmy epoch]

basically

[cunning niche]

Oh okay

[cunning niche]

Makes sense

[hollow bobcat]

What did Blumi do

[cunning niche]

Are you dumb

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason why would you do this

[hollow bobcat]

It was a sarcasm👽

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-mouse-animals-flower-gif-16084134

[hollow bobcat]

Certified anti jokes

[cunning niche]

Thats
Not sarcasm

[midnight ocean]

It was a sarcasm

[cunning niche]

Blunted

Is not blumi

[hollow bobcat]

Blu

[vital latch]

Blue

[hollow bobcat]

Why did Cosmic abbreviate Blumi

Harrassment??!! 😱

[vital latch]

@wild mason you're "Blue" now

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289959236125720607/1299864981763784764/attachment-2.gif

[midnight ocean]

I always associate blumi with pink

[cunning niche]

Downloading fallout londinium

[hollow bobcat]

There is no sarcasm in this

Major warn btw

[wild mason]

What

👽

[midnight ocean]

Walrus geeking

[cunning niche]

Are you major warning someone because they are gay?

[hollow bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

[hollow bobcat]

No

[cunning niche]

Mhm

Thats what guilty people say

[wild mason]

Its a speechbubble of an anime girl saying she suffers from homosexuality and its not obvious sarcasm to you 👽

[cunning niche]

Isnt cosmic an actual homosexual

[hollow bobcat]

Do you always think of Israel when someone say "The One Piece is real"

[vital latch]

no

[vital latch]

[vital latch]

although so many people think I am that I don't exactly blame you for thinking that

long hair is the most cursed blessing

[wild mason]

Californian

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-gif-22833944

[vital latch]

the summer heat is finally ending

[hollow bobcat]

This is false

The rent will burn you alive

[wild mason]

Tropical!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-while-performing-hand-exercises-gif-4114693469246322080

[hollow bobcat]

Actually did California get better

[wild mason]

why is there a peanut shell in my hair

[vital latch]

if my parents didn't buy our house like 20 years ago we probably wouldn't be able to live here so comfortably

[hollow bobcat]

Sell it for triple the prices and live elsewhere

[vital latch]

eh, when I move out probably going to end up in the middle of minnasota or something

[wild mason]

minnasota

[vital latch]

but if everything goes according to my dreams 🤩⭐👾 I'll either be in wales or new zealand

[vital latch]

oh I spelled it wrong

[hollow bobcat]

Go to Irish

Ireland

[vital latch]

I hate potatoes too much

[hollow bobcat]

Or actually don't go the UK and Fr*nce

[vital latch]

not fr*nce

but the uk doesn't seem that bad outside of england

when I went there it was actually quite pleasent

a bit wet

but

[hollow bobcat]

Scotland or Wales

Don't go to the knife stabbing cities

[vital latch]

scotland wales and northern ireland are all pretty chill from my experiences

[midnight ocean]

Fake

[vital latch]

england kinda sucks outside of very specific areas in london

[vital latch]

true, I have some weird texture thing with potatoes that makes me vomit when I eat them

potato chips are fine though??

[midnight ocean]

L

[vital latch]

fries can be ok aswell

I think that it's more of a mental trigger then a physical one tbh

baked potatoes are the worst offender

[balmy epoch]

I love potatoes

[midnight ocean]

PEAK
https://youtu.be/HVZtKKryjfU?si=GpYEjrpe5aXlSam7

[bronze harbor]

https://youtu.be/3NfR300G1U4?si=N8vs0l6WoZUrhe_o

Guys check it out

Upcoming backrooms game

Its gonna have 15 levels, 6 entities, cutscenes, non linear layout, multiplayer and more just in the first beta

[vital latch]

I see no gameplay

this is a graphics reveal

which looks like "Unreal engine tech demo"

[placid gulch]

Every one of these “backrooms games” are literally just a series of huge maps you walk around in, quite literally a graphics display

[vital latch]

#🛠server-suggestions message calling the alliance channels a appendix is the most real shit I've heard this week

[bronze harbor]

Developer just wanted to have a common topic people search for, so this would be recommended for them, I can confirm there are gameplay with puzzles, entities, mechanics, most of the places from the found footage videos and all the places from return to render's videos. (Im in the dev team's private server, i've seen a lot of fun features)

[bronze harbor]

This ones not gonna be like that

[placid gulch]

Sure

[vital latch]

now this just sounds like a generic boring not so scary horror game with random generation profiting off a concept to make big $

these mechanics and puzzles; going off other points of discussion are likely shallow and dull

[mortal moat]

900 and 1

Its 999-99+1

[grizzled lion]

Back online

[bronze harbor]

U know escape the backrooms? Thats the same as this one and still my favorite game along with wb

[noble cedar]

Pay me money

Pleaasede

[grizzled lion]

Its really good i followed its development on yt

[bronze harbor]

Same, one of my suggestions even got added

[grizzled lion]

Oh wow! Thats great congrats!

[west path]

hello char

[west path]

kms i just started the run

welp

[west path]

I think the alcohol got rid of the infection

im so back

(it didnt manage to infect me)

[noble cedar]

I think you will soon die

[west path]

maybe but not because of this bite

[noble cedar]

There is no cure to infection

[west path]

but i havent gotten infected

[noble cedar]

Or a way to treat it

[west path]

thats the thing

[noble cedar]

It incubates

[west path]

watdafuk

its 100% but i didnt get the symptoms

game?

[rose cape]

@west path what if you bought this for me

[west path]

die

@hollow garden klez what should i play in ck2

[hollow garden]

Eh it's okay

[hollow garden]

Hm

what about nord

[west path]

o

[west path]

ngl should i get the GoT mod again

[hollow garden]

Yeah it's peak

The best mod of the game

[west path]

but its also pretty laggy

which is uhh

[alpine raft]

ok i pull up

[prime compass]

Qevie is this better

[alpine raft]

walk down by the rari gang

dowloading rdr

for some heartbreak

[prime compass]

May I

Stand Unshaken

Amidst

Amidst a Crash of Worlds

May I

Stand Unshaken

Amidsttttt

Amidst a Crash of Worlds

[alpine raft]

rdr is the best game in the entire world

i got 700 hours on it

i love it

[prime compass]

Nekcrop....

I gave you all I had...I did

[alpine raft]

backs away slowly

[prime compass]

dies

I...

[alpine raft]

waits 7 years

murders micah

[prime compass]

ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH

X X X

Dididud

american venom

[alpine raft]

fr fr

mannnnnn

[prime compass]

4 years later

[alpine raft]

@west path you want a progress report on the shawty in my class

i may have done a generational fumble or a generational play

i dont knpw

im leaning generational play

[west path]

what did bro do

[alpine raft]

dms

[west path]

nope!

@hollow garden should i make a merchant republic in norway

[prime compass]

This?

[west path]

close, but not there yet

[prime compass]

Whats to fix

Runes

[west path]

it shoul be a shortsword, a longsword wasnt the right description

[west path]

this 2

[prime compass]

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A LONGSWORD 😭😭😭

Shortsword and runes

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

@west path

[west path]

its meant to be a red haze brw

and the armguard and sword tip look wrong

[prime compass]

AAAA

I give up

[west path]

@hollow garden i couldnt get a child and my dynasty died

😔

[frank latch]

I couldn't play yesterday

It's still unfinished

and I started it during the start of the map war

rip

I couldn't play yesterday

for Bowistan?
Or the Map Battle?

nah
that ain't gonna slide

and yet
no matter what conviction I make or choice I decide I'm unfit to be king

[prime compass]

Yes pls help

[frank latch]

well I can't go to war between two major powers at the same time

I gotta deal with Fakher first

[prime compass]

But..

Ma eye

Oh btw the Beleian Blade is in my arm now

[frank latch]

We will get revenge

[prime compass]

Also im running a protection service rn

Alone

[frank latch]

I will personally find the king of Noltia and remove his eye

an eye

for an eye

[prime compass]

An eye for an eye and the World goes blind

I vowed vengeance

Also my ship got stolen

[frank latch]

alright

well if you promise to help me deal with Fakher

[cunning niche]

Boowstan

[frank latch]

I will vow revenge in your name

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

Ok

[cunning niche]

Why

[prime compass]

@cunning niche evil...

[cunning niche]

Its way easier for the hist to visualize

The war

And for the player to make his moves

[frank latch]

the map is too small to integrate this

it wouldn't fit

unless you want your units to be as big as a settlement

[cunning niche]

Steal ur brothers designs

[frank latch]

I'd rather not

and besides

doesn't fix the issue

[prime compass]

@frank latch when hosta

I need this!!!

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch I keep the land

We have peace

That's it

[frank latch]

nuh uh

you raided my ports

[fallen cipher]

Dude

I literally invaded all of your south

[frank latch]

bruhh

I wasn't here

that's unfair

But yeah no

you're getting kicked off the peninsula

[fallen cipher]

Tbh you did win in like 2 battles

[frank latch]

that's the only way we can have peace

[fallen cipher]

Who's gonna help you

[prime compass]

Me

[noble cradle]

If you guarantee our protection you can have a pretty strong pirate fleet working for you 🤫

[prime compass]

YOU STOLE MY BOAT

@frank latch they stole one or your boats

And everything on it

[noble cradle]

I didn't steal it, just pillaged it and killed all the crew on accident!

I thought it was noltian

[prime compass]

Yeah im killin yall

@noble cradle how many people are in your crew

[noble cradle]

Now there's probably a few hundred in the Cove

[prime compass]

Ok ez

How strong are they

[noble cradle]

Probably decently strong?

[west path]

i expansion

[noble cradle]

Is this aoh3

[prime compass]

If I fought @noble cradle would I die (yes)

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

Anjou

[west path]

he has 5 nuclear bombs for his disposal

[noble cradle]

True

[prime compass]

Is this real

[west path]

nope

[noble cradle]

The Pirates are actually Albert Einstein and Robert Oppenheimer

[west path]

theyre actually just 5 uranium rocks

[prime compass]

Bet

[west path]

that produce a slight explosion when hit with

[west path]

REAL

dont forget Nikola Tesla

[prime compass]

If I fought his pirate crew how many could I take out

Why dont I join his crew

[west path]

with him in the area or without

[prime compass]

Lets say without first

[noble cradle]

The bigger problem is catching the ship

[prime compass]

Ill get bow on yo ass 😭🙏

[west path]

like

270 pirates

before youre overwhelmed

[prime compass]

How many are in the crew

[west path]

youre weaker than Beleius proper, but

you have some of his strength

[west path]

he has like 20 crewmen

[prime compass]

This is like naruto!

https://tenor.com/view/kurama-naruto-smile-naruto-shippuden-anime-gif-17477767

[west path]

parader unleashing his war elephant:

[noble cradle]

This is true

[prime compass]

Can Beleius give me his full strength

[noble cradle]

I will go to the Sahara of Africa to get an elephant and a hippo

[west path]

those live in the sahara?

zamn

[noble cradle]

Uh

Probably not

[west path]

you'd be correct

[prime compass]

Pls answer

💔

[west path]

n-nope!

[prime compass]

Is this real

[noble cradle]

Theoretically could I carve out a stone elephant in the cliffs like that one monument in north dakota

Mount rushmore

[prime compass]

Ill destroy it ngl

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/isshin-ashina-sekiro-gif-27097253

[wraith quarry]

yk

chances are that most nuclear weapons are duds

[wraith quarry]

underwhelming monument

[west path]

casually swimming in money

@wraith quarry do you believe this france is based

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

is this fair

[noble cradle]

Average

[noble cradle]

Yes

Get rid of that green blob tho

[marsh lance]

AAAAAHH

[noble cradle]

@west path which culture do i be

[wraith quarry]

very balanced

[marsh lance]

AMAZTING CULTURE

[rose cape]

wha

[marsh lance]

also which game is this

[rose cape]

what game

[marsh lance]

look

[rose cape]

amazigh is not amazting

3rd grade literacy skills be like

[marsh lance]

name soundalike

mafaka

lebanon blames = LeBron James

[west path]

the anjou horde devours

[west path]

bulgarian

[west path]

its dead

finally

[noble cradle]

Bannerlord empires of 1700 mod

[west path]

this was funny

(i won btw)

[noble cradle]

its time to destablize the middle east

[west path]

as a bulgarian?

peak

[wraith quarry]

why is there such a never ending stream of zeds into rosewood

[frank latch]

is Fish speaking in code?

or is this a project zomboid thing I don't understand

[noble cradle]

peak masculinity

[prime compass]

@frank latch pls host

[fallen cipher]

@west path when are you hosting

[fallen cipher]

You're a nobody

[prime compass]

I will END you

In qevie mw ofc

[fallen cipher]

We can work together belemin

@prime compass btw

Did you watch the Barcelona game

[frank latch]

Belemin is loyal to my nation
as I am loyal to him

[prime compass]

I did

[prime compass]

I did!!!

[fallen cipher]

It was CRAZY

[prime compass]

Lewandowski missed open goal 💔

[fallen cipher]

I lost my voice

[prime compass]

Mbappe try not to get offside 💔

[fallen cipher]

Even his celebration is offside

[prime compass]

😭

[prime compass]

How!?

[prime compass]

Bow saved my life

And you attacked him

[fallen cipher]

Don't help him and I'm gonna show you

[prime compass]

He saved my life

Tell me how!!

@fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

Yea bhe saved your life

But are you really going to help him

Kick thousands of people

From their homes

[prime compass]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

Dude😭

[prime compass]

YOU attacked his ports

@fallen cipher

YOU did this

This whole thing could have been avoided

[frank latch]

??

[velvet moss]

who the fuck pinged me 5 timrd

[frank latch]

You invaded me!

[fallen cipher]

IF I DIDN'T

I WOULD BE DEAD

[prime compass]

Had YOU sat in your kingdom and not invaded

[frank latch]

You attacked me!
You're the ones kicking thousands from their homes

not me

[fallen cipher]

I didn't kill any civilians

[prime compass]

Explain

[fallen cipher]

you attacked first

[frank latch]

I attacked first???

[prime compass]

@frank latch maybe we can help him

[fallen cipher]

I lost

[prime compass]

WHAT

Youre high

[frank latch]

I didn't do anything

you lie

[fallen cipher]

You did

[prime compass]

When did bow attack you

[frank latch]

Proof?!

I didn't attack you or your nation in any sense

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher

[frank latch]

I was the one who recieved the news that my ports were raided

[fallen cipher]

Btw

How is one person

Going to help you

Beat 20k people

[prime compass]

Uhhh

Cause a tsunami idk

@fallen cipher wdym you wouldve died if you didnt invade

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch my army

[fallen cipher]

If I didn't attack him

He would've attacked first

[prime compass]

HOW 😭

Why would bow attack you

[fallen cipher]

HE DOES THIS IN EVERY MAP WAR

He can't be trusted

[prime compass]

This is schizo behaviour

[frank latch]

I do this in every map war!?

I haven't even played any map wars!

[prime compass]

@frank latch would you have attacked fakher?

[frank latch]

No!

Idk why this dude is saying I did

I couldn't play yesterday

[prime compass]

Smh

[frank latch]

I wouldn't attack a nation I couldn't respond to

[prime compass]

@frank latch lets just kill him

[west path]

we're so french

[prime compass]

Fr*nch

[frank latch]

French*

[prime compass]

Fr*nch

[fallen cipher]

You can't

[prime compass]

That word is very offensive

[prime compass]

Fym

[frank latch]

you started this

and I will end it

[west path]

I will not make a statement as i am currently under legal obligation to remain silent.

[prime compass]

Qevie pls tell fakher to leave bow land

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch I did it 2 times

I can do it again

[west path]

@frank latch brw u might get southern migrants soon

[fallen cipher]

@west path can you like host now

[prime compass]

Which is bow

[frank latch]

did what 2 times?

[west path]

theres a certain convoy of migrants coming to the region

[fallen cipher]

Because I can't play in 6 hours

Because of the event

[west path]

would everyone else approve

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

@winged rune dont miss another session

[frank latch]

can I like respond to the war you started when I wasn't here?

[fallen cipher]

I Won battles

[prime compass]

Wrong ping

@elder arch

[frank latch]

okay??
that's not something to brag about I don't think

[prime compass]

While bow wasnt playing

@frank latch send him an ultimatum fr

Return the conquered land

[fallen cipher]

Even if he was

I would've won

[frank latch]

bet

[fallen cipher]

Easily

[prime compass]

@brittle gust can we jump fakher

Ill put aside my vengeance

[fallen cipher]

No

Nolt is a friend of fakhernlandia

[prime compass]

Fascists

@west path hosta

[frank latch]

most original Fakheri name:

[fallen cipher]

Fakhernland

Fakherland

Fakhernlandia

Fakherlandia

[west path]

yes

[west path]

o

[prime compass]

Yes pls

[brittle gust]

Uh

What will I get

[noble cradle]

we got COOKED

[brittle gust]

I have parader with his pirates near me

[prime compass]

Protection services!

[brittle gust]

I want someone to kill him

[prime compass]

Ill help they stole my boat

[brittle gust]

I dont have ships

[brittle gust]

Reala

[prime compass]

Alalalla

[west path]

How would u let this happen

[noble cradle]

some pirate headshot me and my troops refused to fire

[prime compass]

Bavahha

@west path host...

[west path]

me hosta i think

can someone ping the horde

[fallen cipher]

@west path quickly do dms

[prime compass]

@west path give bow a blank check

@hollow garden do you play

@noble cradle

@brittle gust @frank latch

[west path]

what does this mean

[west path]

sorry theyre murdering my dms

[prime compass]

I support him no matter what happens

[west path]

@noble cradle Mr Bartholomew and @brittle gust Mr. Qwas. The session has started.

[prime compass]

Germany did this in the july crisis

[brittle gust]

Yup I'm here

[noble cradle]

ok i might respond slow because im playing bannerlord too

WHATY

[west path]

ok

btw ur protective services are now having to deal with fakheri forces and ships

😱

[prime compass]

Fakher L...

[fallen cipher]

@west path start mining and recruiting more troops

So I can send them to the colony

In the north

@west path actually nvm

No recruiting

[noble cradle]

@west path

woops

[west path]

whar

[noble cradle]

@west path start building up some local militia to stay stationed on the island in case any future retaliation of Noltia

[west path]

You hire them, albeit its quite the weight on the coves budget

[noble cradle]

its fine

@west path can i go on a pirate raid 🥺

[prime compass]

Fuck no

[west path]

yes

[fallen cipher]

@prime compass @frank latch it's time to surrender 🐝

[frank latch]

❌

we're just getting started though 😔

[prime compass]

Fakher keep your forces out

You attacked first

We have every right to protect whats ours

[unreal pewter]

Hi

[prime compass]

Yo

[unreal pewter]

Hi

Hi

[fallen cipher]

Dude I'm beating the shit out of you

[brittle gust]

Hi!

[prime compass]

Just keep out

[noble cradle]

go raid a BOW ship if possible

[unreal pewter]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Yo

[prime compass]

Yeah im killin yall

[unreal pewter]

Yo

[brittle gust]

You should settle and forge a kingdom in bowlandia

[west path]

You manage to take one over quite easily, plundering a ton of weapons

off them

@noble cradle The militia alert of you a Verti assault

[noble cradle]

any cargo or stuff of note?

[noble cradle]

ok, ready the militia , keep an eye on them with the scout towers, ready the ships we have in the cove, and try using those catapults on the cliffs if we still have those

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher just leave bow land

[west path]

nope

it was a war-time vessel

[noble cradle]

ah

any prisoners?

[prime compass]

Evil

[west path]

You return to see force masters jumping into the settlement and slaughtering your militia

😱

[fallen cipher]

@prime compass @frank latch ceasefire

Ceasefire

[noble cradle]

did they swim through the bay

[frank latch]

nope

[prime compass]

Why

[noble cradle]

how did this happen

[fallen cipher]

My civilians dufe

[fallen cipher]

The civilians

[frank latch]

We will ceasefire when you have left my territory

[prime compass]

We do not care

[fallen cipher]

@west path dms

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher ultimatum: return the territory you conquered in peace

Thats all

Nö one has to die

[noble cradle]

@west path try and shoot a fireball at them

[fallen cipher]

@noble cradle dms dumbass

[west path]

nope

they jumped over the walls

[west path]

You conjure up a fireball and manage to kill 7 force masters

@brittle gust live qwas reaction

[brittle gust]

Insane

[noble cradle]

can i try to bend the fire into a fire whip

[brittle gust]

Do the dms thing if they do that again

[fallen cipher]

@noble cradle @brittle gust check the gc

[west path]

yes

[noble cradle]

do that

[west path]

the fire whip manages to be used to pick off a few force masters who try to get close

@noble cradle Your fire whip is extinguished

by Jehos himself

[brittle gust]

🤫

Jehos is a chad

Yoda of the century

[cunning niche]

@frank latch when u host today

[noble cradle]

who is jehos

[cunning niche]

@west path state of Kh’wal

[brittle gust]

Grandmaster Jehos Argolis

One with the force

[frank latch]

after Fakher is dealt with

[noble cradle]

@west path is therer anything vaguely metal on the grandmaster

i have an idea\

[west path]

nope

actually yes

its the saber hes using

[brittle gust]

Bro's gonna do allomancy

[noble cradle]

dms

[brittle gust]

Real

[west path]

Doing well, mostly undisturbed by the war now that most of the extensive measures have been lifted

you've rebounded back to pre-war prosperity surprisingly

[brittle gust]

Man i wonder how much fervor will be racked up if the grandmaster dies

[cunning niche]

@west path do we have… gold?

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch just put the fries in the bag lil bro 🙏🏼😭

[brittle gust]

Gonna make him a martyr if he dies

[noble cradle]

jnever said i was gonna kil him

hes more valuable alive and incapacitated

[brittle gust]

Lol

Good luck with that

[west path]

no

[frank latch]

Nah bro

[west path]

@noble cradle several ships tip over

[west path]

as Jehos has manipulated the waves

[noble cradle]

wild

[brittle gust]

His predecessors are so proud rn

[west path]

@noble cradle Jehos has fallen unconscious

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch 30% of your land is gone

[cunning niche]

Can we dig in our colony and mainland for it

[fallen cipher]

I lost 0% land

Just give up already

[noble cradle]

ok very nice

[brittle gust]

How many ships

[frank latch]

I've just captured the north
and I'm cutting off your supplies to your armies

[cunning niche]

@west path is fakher near me

[noble cradle]

@west path finish off the rest of the jedi and plug Jehos ears, blindfold him, put gloves on him, and throw him in a cave to deprive him of his senses

i mean he can still smell and taste but those dont seem like very jedi-y senses

[west path]

4

[west path]

no

[prime compass]

Map pls

[west path]

@brittle gust Thunder strikes down on most of your jedi masters, and pirates execute them

[cunning niche]

I wanted to help mr builder of the worldz

[west path]

And Jehos is deprived of his senses

[prime compass]

Ur so kind

[fallen cipher]

Are you not going to put the fries in the bag lil bro

[noble cradle]

@west path is there any jedi ships left behind ?

[cunning niche]

(I want to exterminate fakher)

[prime compass]

Same!!

Hes so evil

[cunning niche]

@west path make colonies in more places and set up farms, mines, lumber yards, and settlments in the colonies

[brittle gust]

We didn't use ships buddy

We uh

Jumped over the walls at night

[west path]

they attacked via land

[noble cradle]

Oh yeah

[glad torrent]

#1262833440554876998 PPC™️ bidding starting at 25k cc

[noble cradle]

Well recover any cargo from the flipped ships and drag them back to land

[west path]

most of these ships were large vessels

so thats rendered impossible

[noble cradle]

I see

[west path]

the only way to get rid of them is

to salvage them

[brittle gust]

So the entire fighting force of the order is dead

Hmmm

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOOD MORNING GAMAMAROOOM!
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI SKILLA
HI QEVIE
HI TOAST
HI WARLUS
HI QWASA
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI BELEMIN
HI TIADEE
HI HONEYBEE
HI OIL
HI POPE
HI TOAST
HI ZPLAYS
HI VENUS
HI NSO
HI NEKCROP
HI BANAM
hello fakha..
HI EVERYONNENENENE

[noble cradle]

Alright, do that then and take any cargo. Compensate the crews with the cargo (if any are still alive)

[fallen cipher]

@west path keep colonising and set up villages around the world

[glad torrent]

😭 I guess Im not important

[prime compass]

Pat!!!

[fallen cipher]

Start farming

Mining

And doing more stuff

[brittle gust]

@west path what if, the people all now join together and elect a Ver'ati to lead them
After encounter, most jedi are dead are they not? We shall leave the way of the jedi and adopt a new warrior way of honour for the Verti!

[west path]

what

[brittle gust]

(gonna become the mandalorians rq)

[west path]

youre spending all of your resources on the war

to the point of having a famine

👽

[fallen cipher]

Yea that's why

I'm colonising

[glad torrent]

#1262833440554876998 we are bidding on Potato Posting Corperation (PPC)™️ starting at 25k cc

[fallen cipher]

And building farms

[west path]

you cant colonize if you have nothing to colonize with

[fallen cipher]

And mining

[west path]

stupid

[fallen cipher]

Fine

[west path]

ok so

[prime compass]

BAHAHHA

[west path]

are you guys leaving the force behind

sob

[brittle gust]

Everyone who knew how to use it is dead so...

[west path]

true allat

Ok gang i think i might unironically have to end session because this is stupid chaotic and ion think i can handle it

[fallen cipher]

@west path start building Catapults

[brittle gust]

@west path

Gather every enthusiastic man and woman capable of fighting normally and make a force of warriors.

Equip them with the leftover sabers from the temple.

[brittle gust]

Alright

[prime compass]

Shhhh

[glad torrent]

hey alpha do you want to outbid @brittle gust

[west path]

alien

[fallen cipher]

Wheoenwoeie

Why not

[west path]

True

[prime compass]

Pls dont

Fakheri forces evil!!

[west path]

@fallen cipher You get catapults, albeit they're quite sluggish, tend to miss but when they do hit, they provide a strong siege tool...

[noble cradle]

good thing i got the morale boost when everybody is dead\

[west path]

Theyre not useful in regular combat though

[brittle gust]

@noble cradle btw you ironically emulated Darth Sidious's ability to shoot lighting outta his hands lmfao

[west path]

kms

[fallen cipher]

My dms first

Belemin last

[noble cradle]

I am the sith lord

[brittle gust]

Don't care about mine I was storing an action

[west path]

ok

i end session

[brittle gust]

@prime compass you have an opp

[west path]

i might resume later

😱

[prime compass]

Idc!!

[noble cradle]

you see, Gunkslosh Bernard is actually the word Sith Lord rearranged

[noble cradle]

ping me if you do

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher ur fault qevie ends btw

@west path pls do my Action 💔💔

[west path]

not even

[prime compass]

Yes it is trust

[brittle gust]

Pretty sure i probably jeopardized his plans for me and parader by stopping to be jedi

Lol

[fallen cipher]

@prime compass @frank latch okay it's time to stop the war

We are both losing

[noble cradle]

@west path thoughts on having to sell my hat to pay for food ?

[fallen cipher]

Nobody's winning

[prime compass]

Give back the territories

[noble cradle]

(All my soldiers had to be laid off because i went into debt and ran out of food)

[frank latch]

Just give back the territory

[fallen cipher]

No

[prime compass]

Muahaha

[brittle gust]

Don't leave the HAT

[fallen cipher]

Fuck no

You took mine

[frank latch]

then the war will not end

[prime compass]

Ill drop boulders on you

[frank latch]

we'll exchange it

[fallen cipher]

Then I will kill you