🎲game-room

[rose cape]

good thing the people of bowistan arent humans

[wild mason]

Can I be Law minister 🥺

big chomp

[west path]

@frank latch wait we're smurfs?

[rose cape]

can i be economy minister 😈

[west path]

nope

i call dibs on economy minister

[rose cape]

[west path]

L...

[rose cape]

i already did 🤫

[wild mason]

Also, creatures that inhaled O2 and spat out CO2 came late into the game.

[west path]

i CALLED dibs on economy minister

like

[marsh lance]

Uhh yes sing

[west path]

8 hours ago

[frank latch]

I'm suing Amazting for spreading misinformation

[marsh lance]

You are NOT playing

[rose cape]

~rps @west path

[hardy saffron]

qevie, @rose cape has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[west path]

i need to

[rose cape]

for economy 😈

[west path]

im going to be the old guard alongside blumni

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Scissors

@rose cape vs @west path
📄 amazting chose paper!
📄 qevie chose paper!
:star: It's a tie!

[marsh lance]

You said yourself

[wild mason]

I shall be the Minister of Ministers.

[rose forge]

mmm looking alot more inhabitated now

[marsh lance]

Thats called the king

[rose cape]

COOKED

[west path]

DIE

[frank latch]

~rps @west path

[hardy saffron]

qevie, @frank latch has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[spring bison]

military

[west path]

@rose cape are we both economy minister

[wild mason]

A tie? Neat.

[wild mason]

When will this start

[spring bison]

I will be military

[west path]

can we even do that

[marsh lance]

Ok uhh

[rose cape]

you can be monetary policy and i will be fiscal

[marsh lance]

I will make you minister of education

[frank latch]

I feel betrayed

[rose cape]

cooked

[spring bison]

there shoudnt be a minister for every branch of the army?

[hardy saffron]

qevie did not accept the game in time.

[frank latch]

you're dead to me

[west path]

uhh

ok

[west path]

fucking die

[frank latch]

Maizan will fall

[rose cape]

pat made you education minster 😢

[marsh lance]

Law - blumi
Economy - amazting
Education - qevie
Health - klez

[spring bison]

military

[wild mason]

Who is gonna be the Prime Minister?

[frank latch]

@marsh lance minister of the army

[west path]

this is rigged

[rose cape]

@wild mason are you going to be st

[frank latch]

dang it

[marsh lance]

I can make generals, i worded it wrong

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

Army - BoW

[spring bison]

there is a minister of army

[spring bison]

BRO

WHJAT

WHAT

WHAT

RIGGED

[rose cape]

cooked

[frank latch]

[west path]

@rose cape how will i make the lavendelbruche currency worth 3 grams of bread 😔 pat rigged it

[marsh lance]

Did you say army first lebron?

[wild mason]

As Law Minister do I have the ability to try and expel Generals for incompotence and presenting a danger to their country

[rose cape]

@spring bison you can be navy

[spring bison]

YES I DID

BRO

[wild mason]

who da prime

[marsh lance]

Ok

[frank latch]

he said military

not army

[rose forge]

~fps @west path

[rose cape]

blumi if you try to do a power grab im crashing the economy

[frank latch]

bro's lying

[rose forge]

~rps @west path

[hardy saffron]

qevie, @rose forge has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[marsh lance]

👽

[west path]

theres a first person shooter minigame?

[marsh lance]

Ok uhh

[rose forge]

lol

[spring bison]

its not called the ministry of the army

dumbass

thats a stupid name

[wild mason]

I am worried someone like Banan will become a general bud

[marsh lance]

Military - Lebron
Grand admiral - BoW

[rose cape]

he wont

[west path]

if blumi tries to do a power grab im making schools teach about ghosts

[wild mason]

Do you guys pronounce FPS as F P S or Fapus?

[rose cape]

cray zee

[hardy saffron]

qevie did not accept the game in time.

[spring bison]

thats what I thought lil bro

[frank latch]

@marsh lance can I change to the minister of natural resources or the Secretary of the Navy?

[west path]

F P S

[marsh lance]

What is secretary of the navy

[frank latch]

navy over natural resources

[frank latch]

basically the minister of navy...

[spring bison]

minister of natural resources 👽

[frank latch]

just with a cooler name

[spring bison]

no

[wild mason]

Our country does have a Minster of National Defense.

[west path]

what if we just KILLED you huh

what about that

[rose cape]

thats grand admiral 👽

[spring bison]

secretary is not a minister

lil bro

you are under my ministry

[marsh lance]

What if i told you grand admiral sounded cooler

[spring bison]

bud

bud

[marsh lance]

You basically have full control over the navy pal

[frank latch]

sure
but Imma call myself the Secretary of the Navy

[rose cape]

@marsh lance what time period

[spring bison]

ermmm

[west path]

@rose cape can we ally to be as conservative as possible

[marsh lance]

Aside from lebron who is your higher up

[marsh lance]

1901

[frank latch]

cooked

[rose cape]

oh fire

[west path]

and then crash all of the institutions under our control if blumi tries a power grab

[spring bison]

I will CRUSH the rebels

[rose cape]

monetarist economics 😈

[west path]

will you crush blumi if they try to do a power grab

[rose cape]

@marsh lance can i invent keynsian economics

[marsh lance]

What is..

Vro?

Ok hold the phlone chat

[spring bison]

police forces cant beat professional infantry

and artillery

[rose cape]

professional infantry cant beat police forces if they dont get paid

[marsh lance]

I will make a forum post

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

so true

[elder arch]

Can i join

[frank latch]

~rps @marsh lance

[hardy saffron]

lefishe_23, @frank latch has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[marsh lance]

Chat.. which ministers are open again

[wild mason]

so

[marsh lance]

Uhhhhmmm

Oh

[wild mason]

who da prime

[hardy saffron]

lefishe_23 did not accept the game in time.

[frank latch]

why does nobody want to play

guh

[marsh lance]

You can be minister of enforcement

Actually

[elder arch]

Enforcement of what???

[wild mason]

congrats necro

[elder arch]

👽

[wild mason]

or whoever

[frank latch]

minister of natural resources

[marsh lance]

Can ya’ll elect a king 👽, like as a group

[spring bison]

stop making up ministries

[marsh lance]

Which one of you should be king

[rose cape]

@elder arch

[marsh lance]

Law and enforcement

Police minister

[frank latch]

wdym x

[wild mason]

No really. Who is the Prime Minister.

[spring bison]

@rose cape

[marsh lance]

None

[frank latch]

is that not something that should exist?!

[spring bison]

no

it shoudnt exist

it makes no sense for it to exist

[frank latch]

how else are we gonna control oil, coal, timber, stone

[frank latch]

you make no sense for to exist

[spring bison]

the.... ministry of economy

[rose cape]

thats me 😈

[wild mason]

Can you be both King and leader of your branch

[spring bison]

bro

[wild mason]

The Ministry of Labor.

[frank latch]

so
shouldn't the ministry of the military be all of the branches then?

[spring bison]

what are you saying 👽

[wild mason]

Who is Minister of Labor and Employment?

[west path]

this would exist

[spring bison]

👽 👽 👽

[wild mason]

are we all jobless?

[west path]

which falls under that

[spring bison]

money laundering scheme

[west path]

what

[frank latch]

that works

but like
apparently it shouldn't exist for some reason

(rigged btw)

[spring bison]

@marsh lance can you literally make a list of the ministries

[wild mason]

How many ministries are there in whichever nation we are discussing?

[spring bison]

erm

[west path]

BoW would fit the role

Amazting is Shaitan we cant let him dominate

[rose cape]

WHAT

[frank latch]

true...

[spring bison]

how did yall tie this oh my god

[west path]

vote bow

[marsh lance]

Chat hold on

[frank latch]

"every pirate lord only ever votes for hisself"

[marsh lance]

I made a mistake trying to organize this in school

[west path]

its a majority for BoW

it is decided

[spring bison]

ur schizo

why are you doing this while at school

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[marsh lance]

I hate it here

Buttt anyway

Let me make the forum post

And compile the data

[rose cape]

beep boop

[wild mason]

Who is being King of what exactly?

[west path]

Lavenbruche

the country we are playing

[wild mason]

okie

Oh yo.

Kind of like HRE.

[marsh lance]

Ok guys

[wild mason]

Y'all are the Electors, trying to choose a King.

[marsh lance]

So

I need you to make names for your characters

Like your ministers

And the king

[wild mason]

ſþœȝæƿðſæþœsŊ

[marsh lance]

Blocked

[rose cape]

Shaitan 😈

[frank latch]

Kelarid D. Palmorav the III

I have never made a more beautiful name

[spring bison]

@west path wyd in this situation

[rose cape]

@marsh lance why block

[marsh lance]

Can it be like a germanic name, Lavenbruche is kinda.. germany

[elder arch]

Joe

[wild mason]

Tæmel Ŋguſ

[rose cape]

WHY BLOCK

[frank latch]

Kelarid D. Boschtaftt the III

[marsh lance]

You are NOT the shaitan

[spring bison]

parfum is a fascist

[frank latch]

I can't pronounce his

[marsh lance]

Astaghfurilah brother

[marsh lance]

Trye

I am a DICTATOR!

[rose cape]

Æðelfrið

thats germanic

derived from the Old English elements æðele "noble" and friþ "peace"

[marsh lance]

[marsh lance]

Alfredo!

[rose cape]

thats not germanic

[wild mason]

How many ministers do you have?

[rose cape]

Aþawulfs @marsh lance

[rose cape]

it's full

[wild mason]

tummy full

[wild mason]

Wait

[hollow garden]

Kaleso

[wild mason]

We need someone for food and drug safety

[rose cape]

@marsh lance Hrōþiwulfaz?

[wild mason]

We ball.

[marsh lance]

I meant like a

[wild mason]

Only the strongest shall survive.

[marsh lance]

Like someone from germany

[hollow garden]

@wild mason you should be the king

You are a wise man

[marsh lance]

Too late

[rose cape]

yeah the name is old germanic

[marsh lance]

BoW is king

[marsh lance]

Its 1901

[wild mason]

Karl Rittenbach.

[wild mason]

Rudolph

[rose cape]

Ingomar 🦨

[elder arch]

@marsh lance can you name me The Evil Witch of the 382th realm that owns the Realm of The Deepest Hell

[wild mason]

Karl Johann von Horowitz

[rose cape]

@wild mason when are you going to ingomar ohio

[wild mason]

This election is going on forever bruv.

[marsh lance]

It ended 😭

[rose cape]

ingomar steinbach-hallenberg 🙏

[wild mason]

...darn

[wild mason]

Who became king?

Oh, Bow.

[spring bison]

LeBron

[wild mason]

Who is...

A real person?

[hollow garden]

Okay so is anyone health minister

[wild mason]

Thought Bow stood for something.

[hollow garden]

Not YOU

[wild mason]

He didn't win by a huge margin . This is concerning

[hollow garden]

You are an ai

The wobux ai

[spring bison]

@marsh lance rigged

[wild mason]

Who is Bow?

[spring bison]

die

die

[hollow garden]

A majority is enough

[rose cape]

he got 57% of the vote

[wild mason]

Where is Bow?

[spring bison]

@frank latch

[wild mason]

But it also means half out ministers are in disagreement

[spring bison]

we literally already told you

[elder arch]

We should kill everyone who disagrees so we have a free and fair democracy

100% votes for BOW! The world is saved

[frank latch]

@spring bison you're no longer the ministry of the military because you didn't vote for me

[frank latch]

(this is a joke)

[wild mason]

You should probably do this genuinely. DMs.

[hollow garden]

I'm worried

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

Lebron being the minister of military is concerning

[spring bison]

people shoudnt do shit like that because of their personal opinions

thats bs

[rose cape]

cooked

[wild mason]

Congrats King. You dropped this.

[spring bison]

also I dont even want to be king dawg

[frank latch]

@rose cape you're now the ministry of education and @hollow garden you're the ministry of economy
good luck

(again joking)

dude
I have unlimited power lol
What could I do with it?

I've never had such power

[marsh lance]

He will save lavenbrüche from crimsane imperialism

[hollow garden]

You are getting this power reformed

🙏

[frank latch]

please don't

[hollow garden]

Hello crimsane it's me Lavenbruche

[frank latch]

I'll be a fair king

[hollow garden]

Your son will be a despot though

[marsh lance]

I have to make your prologue when i get home before i start the mw

[frank latch]

I'll just murder him

[spring bison]

why

[rugged leaf]

i want in on this

[marsh lance]

Foreign minister

You manage diplomacy

[wild mason]

HMM

[rugged leaf]

Im going to heavily tax everyone and everything

[frank latch]

@marsh lance that's a no rank
they're probably not going to show up to any sessions

[rugged leaf]

👹

[spring bison]

bro

shut the fuck up

rankist propaganda

[frank latch]

let me gate keep

[marsh lance]

All are welcome in my mws

[spring bison]

this is why we dont get new players

[marsh lance]

If he doesn’t show up then he doesn’t show up

[rugged leaf]

hey man i dont have work today i might

[marsh lance]

Its not because hes a rebr

[hollow garden]

Preach

[rugged leaf]

☹️

[marsh lance]

But if he does show up then hes welcome

[hollow garden]

@rugged leaf don't let bow make you sad

He is just bitter

And jealous

[rugged leaf]

oh my

[wild mason]

We have a King. Who is Prince?

[frank latch]

but then what if we need a minister of diplomacy?

what will happen then?

[wild mason]

Or maybe Queen? 💟

[hollow garden]

We will see

Don't run before you walk

[hollow garden]

Plz no

So what's our current government

[frank latch]

please leave my wife out of this
She doesn't like politics

[marsh lance]

Uhh he is

[wild mason]

You need a consort?

[marsh lance]

Jordan is our foreign minister

[spring bison]

we will call saul

[marsh lance]

@rugged leaf you cover diplomacy

[frank latch]

if they're not here though?

[wild mason]

Who do need diplomacy for? Me?

[marsh lance]

Well, as king you also have the right to interact with other countries you know that right

[frank latch]

true...

[hollow garden]

@frank latch am I really the minister of economy

[queen hemlock]

So these are the despicable lands known as the gaming room

[hollow garden]

I can't

[marsh lance]

You are a general in the army

[spring bison]

I should take part in diplomacy

[hollow garden]

I will doom us

[frank latch]

no
I'm sorry

[spring bison]

im a god in diplomacyu

[hollow garden]

Welcome traveller

[wild mason]

...darn when did this happen

[frank latch]

if you're involved in foreign affairs
it means diplomacy has failed

[hollow garden]

This land is a beautiful one

[marsh lance]

@frank latch prologue for you when i get home

#1299394286189805568

[frank latch]

k

[spring bison]

can you stop your opphood with me

[queen hemlock]

Not what I've heard 👽

[hollow garden]

You will see the reality with your own eyes traveller

[frank latch]

That wasn't meant to be insulting

You're the minister of the military

[marsh lance]

Ok i gotta lock in for the rest of the school day

[hollow garden]

💔

[queen hemlock]

Main chat is dead so might as well

[spring bison]

ok and

[marsh lance]

Bye guys

[frank latch]

if you're involved in foreign affairs
it's because diplomacy has failed

[hollow garden]

good luck

[frank latch]

that's your literal job

[hollow garden]

Unfortunate

[spring bison]

oh

[hollow garden]

@queen hemlock which position will you be

[spring bison]

im dubm

[frank latch]

😭

[hollow garden]

We need a minister of diplomacy

or is Jordan locking in

[west path]

got myself a few vassals after a good bit of struggle

[median schooner]

Is the combat good?

[spring bison]

be the diplomacy minister klez

[median schooner]

For aoh3

[west path]

its not bad

its pretty much eu4 combat

[median schooner]

is it paradox level

[median schooner]

Oh

Nice

[west path]

except theres no phases

so like

dumbed down

[frank latch]

ah yes the Umayyad, Austria Hungary, the Anglo Saxons, the Saxons all in the same neighborhood

[west path]

it was made to be as cursed as possible

[median schooner]

Guy out here solo-developing a game on par with an entire studio

And you don't need 500 dlcs to run the game

[frank latch]

would only be worse if we brought in the Bulgarians or Serbians

[west path]

also its australia hungary and austrian empire get it right

[frank latch]

my bad

[median schooner]

Are you in china

[spring bison]

we should create a minister gc

[west path]

we're also jewish

[wild mason]

How do you get tokens in Speciesbox?

[west path]

yeah

[wild mason]

Just waiting for AOH3 mobile...

[queen hemlock]

What

I was mocking the Worldbox shop

What did I miss

[wild mason]

?

[west path]

Give me 5000 gold bars and i will become your protectorate

[spring bison]

can yall friend me

im making a minister gc

[wild mason]

Nope.

[queen hemlock]

It's two pages smaller than a shop I've done and the most expensive items get in the trillions

[wild mason]

What even is a Worldbox shop?

[queen hemlock]

#💰worldbox-casino Type /item store

[marsh lance]

Ok uhmmm

Nobody ping im locking in at schiol

[queen hemlock]

@marsh lance

[wild mason]

2,000,000 - Infinity Coin?

How do you earn money in the casino?

[limpid plover]

Hehe

[wild mason]

I bought and used Divine Light. What did that even do...

[limpid plover]

Yaa

[west path]

@hollow garden Kleznam do you have any particular ambitions for the healthcare of the state

[wild mason]

Since chat is dead, I declare myself the ruler of my island.

[queen hemlock]

Absolutely nothing

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii

[hollow garden]

My vision is for our healthcare to remain free and state controlled and to be provided to all of our citizens at a high quality

[limpid plover]

KLEEEEEZ

[hollow garden]

A quality that rivals the southern countries

[queen hemlock]

The shop I made in Mixland is tier-based

[hollow garden]

heya nso

[hollow garden]

Can I buy

[queen hemlock]

YOu have to unlock certain roles to buy certain items

[limpid plover]

Hi hi hi hru

[queen hemlock]

It's in Mixland

[hollow garden]

Buy emotionally

[limpid plover]

KLeeEzznamish

[west path]

yeah but you need reform

how would you.. provide that?

[wild mason]

My Gerry ? Mandered.

[hollow garden]

we need more hospitals

And a focus on better equipment

[wild mason]

I am currently selling my nation Wobux in parts. Anyone interested in buying up 1.3% of the ownership for half a million gold? Kinda need the money.

[hollow garden]

This is horrendous 😭

[wild mason]

How would they be funded and what standard would decide where new ones were built

[wild mason]

Argh.

[west path]

how do we provide the funds for it

[west path]

what the fuck

☠️

[hollow garden]

If there is no increase in funding to healthcare I say we close some of the hospitals in remote and rural areas and a slight decrease in pay to our healthcare workers

[west path]

least obvious gerrymandering

[hollow garden]

But I'm sure bow sees the benefit in healthcare

[west path]

You have to consider education, too.

[queen hemlock]

Have a Luxury Island apart of the Self-Accomplished bundle.
Kick back and relax in your foldout chair on the beach with a glass of champagne in your hand on your very own vacation island

[hollow garden]

New ones should be built in areas close to main cities but still close enough to large parts of our countryside

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/outlaw-gerrymandering-to-rig-elections-pass-hr1-texas33rd-district-illinois4th-district-louisianas2nd-district-gif-21257071

[west path]

We're not REALLY going to move forward if our populations education stays in the past.

[hollow garden]

So basically outskirts of cities I think

[wild mason]

Did Bowistan ever suffer from Gerrymandering?

[hollow garden]

Well I'm the healthcare minister

who is the education one

[wild mason]

What the fuck is this plan. This is literally how you make mortality skyrocket.

[hollow garden]

Yes

[west path]

me

[queen hemlock]

Is this a nation rp or something

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape how about we split like this

[wild mason]

kinda

[cedar zealot]

its crazy how much corrupt shit is just ingrained into the U.S political system

gerrymandering, lobbying

[wraith quarry]

u get all of that area and whatever else you want outside of my circle

[cedar zealot]

like that shit is NOT new

[wild mason]

Lobbying is cray cray.

[hollow garden]

A better concentrated healthcare in urban areas is more valuable

[wraith quarry]

and i get my circle

[west path]

it can also lead to hospital staff taking bribes and causing further inequality

[balmy epoch]

gerrymandering is based

[hollow garden]

Than a mediocre one with semi acces to rural and urban areas

[west path]

which would be just phenomenal

[limpid plover]

Klez what

[hollow garden]

True

[wild mason]

Does Bowistan need a Lobbyist?

[limpid plover]

Thats evil

[west path]

why did yall even let this exist in the first place

[cedar zealot]

this would like

kill everyone i know

[hollow garden]

That's why I need funding

🙏

[west path]

now theres no way to get rid of it since corporations lobby to not pass anti-lobbying laws

[cedar zealot]

i wasnt born 200 years ago

[hollow garden]

This is only a solution if I don't get any

[cedar zealot]

i couldnt stop it

[wild mason]

same

[wild mason]

No. This just makes half the population in rural areas less likely to seek care because of higher prices, distance, and distrust in the healthcare system.

Who is Minister of Finance?

[limpid plover]

Klez why so evil idea

[west path]

Should have asked washington to write in the constitution 'Corporate entities may not bribe political figures.' ✊

[limpid plover]

Omg

[cedar zealot]

i would tell him that "all men free in the eyes of god" includes black people

[west path]

REAL

[balmy epoch]

we need a dictatorship

[wild mason]

This will also keep the rural / urban divide stronger and even more bitter.

[cedar zealot]

led by you i presume?

[balmy epoch]

yes

[limpid plover]

Blum

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[balmy epoch]

there would be no gerrymandering

[limpid plover]

👽

[queen hemlock]

Shut up 6th Vizier

[balmy epoch]

cuz there would be no elections

[limpid plover]

Kle z

[wild mason]

A resounding yes.

[hollow garden]

Another possible plan is to close some hospitals equally in both rural and urban areas and to compensate by modernizing the remaining ones and increase medical staff pay

But I'm not sure if this is a good idea

[cedar zealot]

youve convinced me

@balmy epoch for supreme president of the us

[limpid plover]

Klez

[hollow garden]

Can I mander

[limpid plover]

Thats evil

[hollow garden]

With your Gerry

[west path]

this is

even worse

[limpid plover]

Klez what

[west path]

oh my days

[cedar zealot]

you can do this in Suzerain and it literally collapses the nation lmao

[west path]

@hollow garden Closing hospitals is OFF THE TABLE

[wild mason]

Tom and Jerrymandering.

How's the Beta Thomas?

[wild mason]

As Law Minister I will prosecute if this is subverted.

[hollow garden]

okay what to do

[rose cape]

you're literally a skeleton

[hollow garden]

I need sound advice

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

You are literally going to kill large amounts of people with your 'closing hospitals' plan

If you attempt this, i will be in favor of removing you from your position.

[hollow garden]

It's a short term problem

[cedar zealot]

ok so first of all not all skeletons are actually that old. Thats blatantly skelephobic to think that

[west path]

it is a LONG TERM problem.

[hollow garden]

Our hospitals' quality would become much better

[limpid plover]

Guys what should I be

[west path]

We need to draw up FUNDS to allow you to expand.

[hollow garden]

And any new ones would also be as good

[wild mason]

What does the Infinity Holder tag do?

[limpid plover]

Nothing

[queen hemlock]

Money role

[west path]

What you SHOULD be doing is maintaining your quality of service until we can muster up enough funds to allow you to expand.

[hollow garden]

Flex

[hollow garden]

I know

[limpid plover]

What should I be

[hollow garden]

I'm not saying I'm going to do this

It's just plans if I don't get more money

Because If I do nothing

The problem remains

[limpid plover]

😢

[balmy epoch]

i’ll rebuild the places damaged by hurricane

[limpid plover]

Im leaving

[queen hemlock]

Don't need funds to conquer Mongolian style

[hollow garden]

Can you build me a palace

[balmy epoch]

i’ll take the money from the big cities

[hollow garden]

Larger than Gaddafi's

[hollow garden]

Reala

[cedar zealot]

im not voting for you anymore im helping you coup the government

[wild mason]

I shall give up my seat as Grand Prince in exchange for the Beta Tester role. Any takers?

[queen hemlock]

Glory to Anarchia

[limpid plover]

Ugh

[fallen cipher]

Yesterday

[mortal moat]

Dont give away your strategy

[fallen cipher]

In 40 Minutes

We did like 4 numbers

[mortal moat]

They will just go scorched earth

[fallen cipher]

In #1299103287798272090

And today

[queen hemlock]

Idk what is going on btw

[fallen cipher]

We did 1 number

[limpid plover]

This is the biggest xp farming scheme ever

[fallen cipher]

In 2 hours

@mortal moat because I'm the OP

[fallen cipher]

It's not

An xp farm

[mortal moat]

Bruh

[limpid plover]

It is

[limpid plover]

It is

[queen hemlock]

I was tempted to post a list of things that makes society worse in every way for shits and giggles

[fallen cipher]

The original poster

[fallen cipher]

Nope

Lol

[limpid plover]

Yep*

[mortal moat]

There is a counting thread in writing

But no one complains about it

[fallen cipher]

The difference is

They have 450 messages

We have 13k messages

In like 20 hours

[limpid plover]

The difference is that it isint getting spammed with 1000 messages a second

[fallen cipher]

Stop bitching dude 😔

[queen hemlock]

@mortal moat Can you like explain what you all are doing? 👽

[limpid plover]

👽

[mortal moat]

I was telling you to bot say your strat

[queen hemlock]

But like what for

[mortal moat]

Because its easily countered if they know about it

[queen hemlock]

I don't know what you're all doing

Is it a nation rp? Is it an actual game game? idk 👽

[mortal moat]

Idk you said “dont need funds to conquer mongolian style”

Which is easily countered

[fallen cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576430721133051921/1299389461146107954/card.png?ex=671d063d&is=671bb4bd&hm=49dd236b71c1dc02163b85f00063560de87c0ba16bbbd69eeff27939446949db&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576430721133051921/1299406518743203882/card.png?ex=671d161f&is=671bc49f&hm=3de68375b848b7123734cc23817d99fb44e6301a9b05dc573b705f65c0bcca92&

[queen hemlock]

Burn everything down first

[mortal moat]

Yes

[limpid plover]

1k difference

[fallen cipher]

If its a xp farm I wouldn't have that much

[mortal moat]

NO

[queen hemlock]

For fucks sake I do not know what the topic is. WHatare ya'll doing? 👽

[fallen cipher]

OH MY GOD

[mortal moat]

NO NO

FAKHER

NO

WTF

[west path]

nation rp

[queen hemlock]

Quick save bro 😭

[west path]

internal mw

[limpid plover]

It was an accident

[queen hemlock]

Oh

[fallen cipher]

Bro my HEART dropped dbrowjs

😭

[queen hemlock]

You're lucky I couldn't screenshot

Bro would've been put on a list 👽

[west path]

did you nearly incriminate yourself

[queen hemlock]

Oh in that case I already rule a nation over the lands of what once was Egypt

[west path]

its an internal mw 👽

[mortal moat]

He did

[fallen cipher]

Yes

[queen hemlock]

@fallen cipher DON'T ABREVIATE CYBERPUNK!!! @fallen cipher

[queen hemlock]

Oh

[west path]

we're all apart of one nation and we play as internal ministers or political figures

[queen hemlock]

Oh

I guess I'll be a bum starting a civil war or something

[marsh lance]

This is a sign to not give bro a role in the general staff

[rotund oxide]

Hi guys

[cedar zealot]

alright xell is in chat

[hollow garden]

@queen hemlock you are the perfect candidate to be a general

[cedar zealot]

party time is over guys the loser is here

[hollow garden]

Xell!!

[cedar zealot]

hes super fat and stinky

[queen hemlock]

Nice 👽

[hollow garden]

Why do we have two tmods here

[rotund oxide]

Hiiiii

[hollow garden]

This is suspicious

[rotund oxide]

I'm just popping in idk

[cedar zealot]

we're not planning anything

why would we do that

[queen hemlock]

Who knew suggesting violence would put me in a higher position 👽

Really is the answer to every problem

[rotund oxide]

(Maxim is typing in #📣announcements )

[cedar zealot]

me when i lie

[rotund oxide]

Trololo

[wraith quarry]

bro

why do people upload ukraine war footage to youtube

[wild mason]

where do you live

[wraith quarry]

I do not want to watch real people die

stop reccomending me it

[mortal moat]

Back to noita i go

[mortal moat]

Just hit “not interested” and take the reason to “too violent”

[rotund oxide]

Probably the same reason they upload Garten of Banban let's plays

[mortal moat]

You do know this joke is kinda fucked up

[cedar zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-blast-noita-noita-game-noitagame-gif-18397692554771903010

[queen hemlock]

Yes

[mortal moat]

I dont know if its against the rules

[wraith quarry]

how

[queen hemlock]

DOn't think it is but it's very dark none the less

[mortal moat]

The worst thing is this doesnt happen

[wraith quarry]

how is that a very dark joke guh

[rotund oxide]

Wait is the game made of voxels or whatever they're called

[frosty drum]

This snake is harmless

[mortal moat]

Its just a very unlikely coincidence that kills you

[cedar zealot]

you suck at building spells

[rotund oxide]

Wait

Nvm

[cedar zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-the-consequences-of-my-actions-gif-16110566742899455005

[queen hemlock]

Cause it's just eaten something

[frosty drum]

(That's a snack)

[rotund oxide]

That's not what a voxel is

[cedar zealot]

the entire game yeah

[queen hemlock]

That snake will be sitting n that food for a while 🙏

[mortal moat]

Fun fact i died to the small version of the saw THAT I SHOT because i shot it at the roof and the roof was metal so it bounced at me

[wraith quarry]

very realistic ricochet mechanics

[mortal moat]

The saw is actually op tho

[cedar zealot]

noita is just a finland simulator btw

its what life is like there

[mortal moat]

It does so much damage to anything made of flesh

[queen hemlock]

Cause it's homing

[mortal moat]

No that my summer car

Noita is eastren Finland simulator

[queen hemlock]

BUrger nation

[wheat aspen]

this will be America in 2014

[cedar zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-satsuma-crash-gif-27428379

[queen hemlock]

Don't dirty the name of Colonel Sanders like that

[mortal moat]

I dare you to do the martincitopants challenge and drive like 8000 kilometers in that game

[wheat aspen]

why is the smoke billowing from their heads

[frosty drum]

This is an Alternate Reality

[wheat aspen]

"ai" art is a failure

[queen hemlock]

WOrst reality*

[wheat aspen]

not even intelligent just procedurally generated

[frosty drum]

Skillerz as Admin:

[queen hemlock]

Wouldn't even call AI we have now actual AI. It's just a powerful generator

[wheat aspen]

#🎲game-room message

[queen hemlock]

Though I'm guessing like the camera in all of it's controversey back when it was first introduced, AI art will become a medium of some kind

[median schooner]

Isn’t your brain also a generator in that sense

[wheat aspen]

it will when it can actually think for itself

[queen hemlock]

Only part of the process

[wheat aspen]

you can operate individually

[frosty drum]

@queen hemlock @wheat aspen rate the universe from 1 to 10

[median schooner]

I mean like does intelligence have to equal sentience

[wheat aspen]

please stop talking to me

[frosty drum]

😔

[wheat aspen]

i think so yeah

[queen hemlock]

0/10 cause I couldn't get me some fried chicken without being a communist

[median schooner]

AIs are so inefficient

ngl

[queen hemlock]

Yes

Only part of the process with our brain is collecting information. True AI would be able to collect data, interpret it, and then act upon it

It doesn't interpret it's own thoughts

[wild mason]

Are you playing

[median schooner]

playing what

[queen hemlock]

The AI we have now only collects data and comes up with a random response

[wild mason]

The Game

[median schooner]

Bowistan?

[west path]

real

[west path]

these dont seem suspicious at all ngl

[west path]

the internal mw

Lavenbruche

[fallen cipher]

What's rhat

[median schooner]

Can I se

[west path]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1299394286189805568

[brittle gust]

Nah

[spring bison]

OK BRO

@west path rate this scenario btw

[brittle gust]

Meh they're far enough

[rose cape]

@west path permission to execute sam granted

[brittle gust]

Nvm i gotta destroy

HERERIC

EWWWW

NOLTIANISSHSHSHIAMISM is superior religion

[cunning niche]

Okay so like @median schooner do you want great protection from a nation who has a great military and economy? If so be our protectorate

[brittle gust]

Im better and stronger, banan

[median schooner]

WHAT

What did I do

I JUST JOINED

[cunning niche]

War with oil john for 15000 years

[median schooner]

[brittle gust]

Noltianisshshshiamism is also a better religion than your... Whatever you follow

[brittle gust]

Wdym

I finished that off in a session

[cunning niche]

Dw if ur my protectorate no one will touch you

[median schooner]

My “religion” isn’t even a religion they’re like mythology that people believe, they don’t worship it

[cunning niche]

5 million sessions you mean

[median schooner]

yippee

[brittle gust]

He will make you a "sister republic"

[cunning niche]

So i agree to become my protectorate?

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

Good enough

No die for you

[cunning niche]

I only made a sister republic for trade

[brittle gust]

Don't trust banan

[cunning niche]

And to have access to most of the world

[brittle gust]

He's a lying man

[median schooner]

Wait where are you located

[cunning niche]

Im more trust worthy than these lying skanks

[median schooner]

You’re a murderous man

[cunning niche]

The black nation on the bay ur next to

[median schooner]

You wanted to kill a 1 day old nation

[brittle gust]

Nah, i tried murdering thamior cus he was a stray colony

[median schooner]

Is this Suzerain? Giga based

[median schooner]

You just

[rose cape]

@marsh lance fix my name when

[median schooner]

Said that to me

[median schooner]

👽

[spring bison]

I will do the Battle of Holsord

Rumburg will win

[brittle gust]

And banan literally is expansionist
I haven't done a war in aeons

[median schooner]

I fucked rumburg so hard

[brittle gust]

Jokes exist?

[cunning niche]

@median schooner so are we at an agreement? I give you protection, access to spices, our workforce, and great help in exchange your our protectorate?

[spring bison]

For the Queen, God and Fatherland!

[median schooner]

Everyone has an impression you’re some sort of ultra expansionist

[brittle gust]

Why would I let a colony go away?

[median schooner]

What do you want from me

[brittle gust]

You should ask your neighbouring NPC states on what he does

[cunning niche]

Just to ally with me and be my protectorate

[brittle gust]

Bes power hungry

[cunning niche]

We are on good terms with them

Lit all the bay nations are friendly with me

[brittle gust]

I once went there for trade, they were uh...kinda incredibly scared cus of you

[median schooner]

But I would be controlled by you

[brittle gust]

Fear is not friendship

[median schooner]

How many China are there in this map

[cunning niche]

Me and alpha made a deal

[spring bison]

this is peak

[brittle gust]

I will guarantee your independence, you won't be a protectorate

[brittle gust]

Alpha isn't even in the bay proper

[cunning niche]

@median schooner if you be my protectorate you will be a great power

[brittle gust]

.

[cunning niche]

Me and him are the leaders of the nation

[fallen cipher]

Uhm

[rose cape]

they are austria hungary

[cunning niche]

And me and him made peace with the bay nations

[fallen cipher]

What are you doing

[rose cape]

by marriage?

[brittle gust]

@median schooner i will provide you access to the western trade routes

[fallen cipher]

What are you playing

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING

[rose cape]

nothing

[median schooner]

shut up

[brittle gust]

And my metal resources+ the resources of my bffs

[median schooner]

stop repeating

[fallen cipher]

,roll die, don't die

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: die

[median schooner]

That’s for yourself

[cunning niche]

No?

[fallen cipher]

Die. . . 😈

[west path]

what the hell

did you cook that up

[cunning niche]

I tried uniting out houses through marriage and he didnt want it

[median schooner]

Wait

I JUST moticed the names lol

[fallen cipher]

Blumi what are you playing

Banan*

Shmungus

[cunning niche]

@median schooner if you are our protectorate i will double what hes offering you and give you all the things i import and grow in the west for free

[fallen cipher]

Bebeto sour sticks

[cunning niche]

Nothing

[fallen cipher]

Bro just tell me

[brittle gust]

I do not invade anyone if you are nice to me shore.
I've gotten involved in 2 major wars

1. Was against an NPC state for being meanie when he was controlled by oil
2. Fakher for even thinking of invading my bff

[fallen cipher]

Stop gatekeeping

[brittle gust]

@fallen cipher confirm?

[fallen cipher]

Oh

Bowistan

[brittle gust]

Give me a map I'll point ig

[brittle gust]

Lmao

[fallen cipher]

That never happened

[brittle gust]

Could've just directly pinged me smh

[cunning niche]

I SWEAR WE ARENT PLAYING ANYTHING

[fallen cipher]

You were the aggressor

[fallen cipher]

Say wallahi

[cunning niche]

Wallahi

Wait

Im in the bathroom

[median schooner]

The host isn’t here

[cunning niche]

Cant say that

[median schooner]

So we’re not playing anything

[brittle gust]

Lies
You got on
Asked me if you wanted me to help you kill my friend
I lied and said yes
I then proceeded to slap your ass

[median schooner]

We’re just discussing

[brittle gust]

Yes

[spring bison]

what if I host

[fallen cipher]

THIS DUDE

You're in the wrong jere

[cunning niche]

@median schooner the things include purple dye, sugar, tobacco, and exotic fruits

[brittle gust]

@frank latch confirm?

[fallen cipher]

Mapchart map war 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[brittle gust]

What happened then?

Illustrate your version of the story

[median schooner]

pulls up canvas

[fallen cipher]

That's literally what happened

[median schooner]

Hmmm

[fallen cipher]

But you're in the wrong here

[brittle gust]

I'd have let you go past if you just didn't get on and decided suddenly to attack my ONLY NEIGHBOUR AND FRIEND at the time. I lied to you and then destroyed you

[median schooner]

Jerry we’re in a separate continent

I don’t think it’ll work

[west path]

what tha hail

[brittle gust]

Aren't you just east of me

[hollow garden]

What mw

[west path]

are you guys competing over puppeting sam

[median schooner]

No I moved to Asia

[west path]

👽

[west path]

he moved to the uhh

[spring bison]

what the fuck are yall talking about

[median schooner]

Since they told me Asian stuff goes there

[west path]

jhang continent

[median schooner]

So I moved there

[fallen cipher]

https://youtu.be/2n4JmoFp8Yw?si=Lcdtl9-mnwD1ZHwT

[median schooner]

Zhang

[hollow garden]

I have no idea

[median schooner]

I am not calling it Jhang

[brittle gust]

Btw I have access to what banan has

[brittle gust]

Oh

@median schooner are you the horde?

[brittle gust]

Or a new nation

[hollow garden]

👽

[median schooner]

no I’m a new nation

[brittle gust]

My condolences

[hollow garden]

Jihang is the superior name

[fallen cipher]

@brittle gust is this true

[hollow garden]

Zhang is alien

[fallen cipher]

Or is this just misinformation

[brittle gust]

Hope you don't get killed by the strongest nation on Bowistan

[median schooner]

It sounds like an eerie typo of a Chinese word

[hollow garden]

You are only pinging him because he is indian

[median schooner]

Who is it

[hollow garden]

You racist

I can't believe it

[cunning niche]

Are you willing to import it to him for free?

[hollow garden]

I thought better of you

[brittle gust]

Aye, it is true

[fallen cipher]

@brittle gust is this true

[hollow garden]

Which nation is nolt

[cunning niche]

Do you have an abundance of these items?

[west path]

we're closer to sam geographically

[cunning niche]

Can you afford to give them stuff for free without having supply and surplus issues?

[median schooner]

Are you against me

[brittle gust]

Meh i could

[median schooner]

Age of conflicts

[west path]

@median schooner i will give you 2 units of cattle if you become our protectorate

[cunning niche]

Hes my co ruler

[west path]

🤑

[brittle gust]

I have a lot of money lying around

[spring bison]

join

[brittle gust]

A fuck ton of money

[cunning niche]

From conquest

[west path]

this is stone age economics

[brittle gust]

I haven't invaded or warred anyone for MANY MANY SESSIONS

[spring bison]

ok yeah

[median schooner]

I mean being a protectorate means I’m a puppet

[brittle gust]

I've been involved in 2 wars

[spring bison]

just as I thought

[west path]

no

[median schooner]

That sounds kinda counterintuitive

[west path]

where did you get this from

a protectorate is aligning yourself with a nation in exchange for protection, no government meddling involved

👽

[brittle gust]

Isn't shore on the place where none of us can reach rn?

[median schooner]

A Protectorate is under control

[brittle gust]

It's the west

[median schooner]

But also protected

[brittle gust]

You can't reach them I can't reach them

We good?

[west path]

cringe

shit deal

[median schooner]

I got it here

[brittle gust]

@median schooner my condolences once again

[median schooner]

Why

[cunning niche]

We dont mean it like that

[median schooner]

What’s happening

[brittle gust]

Don't die

[west path]

no like its a shit deal for you

[median schooner]

Who’s killing Me

[brittle gust]

You don't mean it like that for now

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[west path]

we're just gonna give you a few conditions in exchange for you getting access to our trade routes, protection from us

and honestly idk what else we can offer ask banan

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[brittle gust]

You have a big ass NPC horde on your continent which Is scaring 2 player nations rn

[median schooner]

Ahat the fuck?

[west path]

@cunning niche this is your idea negotiate with sam in dms

[median schooner]

Bow didn’t tell me anything

[brittle gust]

Let's put it behind cus they're not even near us 😭

[median schooner]

Dude wtf

[west path]

i have access to them i think

[median schooner]

He told me if I’m Asian I should go there

[median schooner]

Wudhdosskck

[brittle gust]

I might be saying the wrong thing if I missed understood your region

[brittle gust]

Insanity

Half a continent away

How many sister republics do you have