🎲game-room

[midnight ocean]

It was barebones in AOH2 theres no way its worse in 3

[west path]

i spectated a poland scenario and i forgot to make the continents outside of europe into a wasteland and then danzig just emigrated to turkey

shit was funny as hell to watch

[west path]

pretty much research it, pass a colonization law, get settler units, place them on the uncolonized tile, press a button and you insta get the province

[hollow sky]

All you do is train a troop, send it to the province and click "establish settlement"

[limpid plover]

Omg omg

[west path]

albeit it has REALLY low pop

like

extremely low population

[midnight ocean]

Oh so it’s literally the same

[west path]

to the point that its barely functional

[hollow sky]

Fr

[spring bison]

they got a colonizer military division

you use that

[west path]

aoh3 is just a straight up improvement of aoh2 ngl

[spring bison]

its "different"

[spring bison]

its literally just a big update

ngl

[west path]

what?

[midnight ocean]

Does the ai actually know how to do naval invasions now

[west path]

WHAT

[west path]

oh yeah

THEY DO

they cross by sea

[hollow sky]

Idk i only played AHO2 for like 5 minutes, and it was the light version on mobile

[spring bison]

if you think about it

it basically is

[west path]

5 gazillion provinces added portraits reworked, government laws added, vassals reworked, research tree reworked, provinces reworked, materials added, trade added (idk how it functions ngl)

did the original game have unrest @midnight ocean

[midnight ocean]

Hype because I actually liked AOH2 for spectating when I’m bored but whenever the ai went to war with countries like Japan or Britain the the way it handled that made me want to pull my hair out

[west path]

aoh2

[west path]

how did they handle it

units just cross sea now

[midnight ocean]

Send a tiny army into a meat grinder on the coast then give up

[west path]

like they walk through the sea after u unlock a certain tech thats really early on in the game

[spring bison]

this is basically the dev releasing 6 years of updates at once

[west path]

the old game would not have handled it 👽

[spring bison]

because the game basically remained without updates since its beginning

[spring bison]

what

[spring bison]

yes?

[west path]

might honestly just

play with this mod ngl

[hollow sky]

I already have it

[west path]

@midnight ocean

[spring bison]

when is the lunchly mod releasing

[west path]

mfw

[midnight ocean]

Crazy

[west path]

20mb for a major update

[spring bison]

how cant you download a 20 mb file

[west path]

how do they do it?

[spring bison]

oh

[west path]

no its like

this shit is a huge ass content update

[hollow sky]

The polish are just built different

[west path]

one of the biggest in the games history iirc

[spring bison]

the game is literally using graphics from 2001

[west path]

no no

its barony

[spring bison]

oh

[west path]

that is

not a polish game

[spring bison]

I thought you meant the other game

[hollow sky]

Ah

[spring bison]

W game btw

[west path]

ok this is not that huge but its a pretty large content update

fully revamped an entire floor, added compendium, added ambushing enemies, added a shrine

and breakable objects that drop loot

shits crazy

[hollow sky]

Only 0.1% of players have sent a spy in AOH3 😭

[midnight ocean]

I like barony but it’s a bit wack in terms of progression

[west path]

zamn

[midnight ocean]

That’s a new mechanic how do spies work

[west path]

no the achievements are just bugged

[west path]

how

[west path]

same thing happened with tabs

only after a week achievements update iirc

@midnight ocean average aoh3 update

[hollow sky]

You send them and they're supposed to give you info on the enemy (like stats and troop numbers n' stuff)

But when i tried using em it did literally notthing

[west path]

that might be bug fixed

[midnight ocean]

The whole thing about having to collect all the orbs in order to realistically beat the game plus all the multitasking and required speed messes with my adhd brain

[spring bison]

AoH3 is overhyped

massive improvement from the 2 tho

[west path]

speed?

you can go as slow as you want blawg

[west path]

its just all of the aoh2 fans coming back

[hollow sky]

I only know abt it cause my friend played AoH2 alot

[west path]

its not overhype its just people wanting another simple grand strategy game

[hollow sky]

Its grand strategy for people who dont want to spend $200 on DLC

[spring bison]

does aoh3 have a custom map maker

we need a suzerain map

[hollow sky]

They have scenario editor

Idk bout map editor

[spring bison]

scenario

[west path]

@midnight ocean

thats the 5 gazillion provinces i was talking about btw

[midnight ocean]

Pretty crazy

[west path]

yeah the scale of this shit is massive

[limpid plover]

Omg

[west path]

and u can upgrade each province to all hell

[limpid plover]

Hi qevie

[west path]

having 10 or 15 provinces is viable for getting stronger

[limpid plover]

Hiii acnaq

[west path]

hi

[limpid plover]

Hru

[west path]

@midnight ocean portugal 1440s has like 80 provinces

its INSANE

[west path]

good

[limpid plover]

Thats great qevie

[midnight ocean]

Yeah honestly the game still seems mid maybe when I get a new pc

[west path]

yeah paradox games are better

but my potato can run it so i aint complaining

[spring bison]

better

ok bro

[west path]

what

they are

..?

which of these nations should i pla

[spring bison]

the only "good" paradox game is stellaris

vic 3 is raw and mid

eu4 is overhyped asf

[marsh lance]

@frank latch what is my current fleet size in bowistan (of combat ships)

[spring bison]

im literally bombing you

[west path]

ok then what would u call a good geopol game

[spring bison]

emoji spam

[vital latch]

there isn't one by the way

[spring bison]

there isin't one by the way

[limpid plover]

Cry

[hollow garden]

Lie

[hollow garden]

Stellaris is evil

[spring bison]

klez shut up

[hollow garden]

I wasted my money on It 😔

[hollow garden]

ok

I will shut up

[vital latch]

I like the east and south, the west is ok but could use a bit more features, the north feels too straight

[wild mason]

West does have more features

I have not done these islands yet

[west path]

brandenburg game in my cursed poland scenario

[vital latch]

oh alright

[west path]

no the answer is mapwars

idio

[vital latch]

damn you never specified video games

but then again idk if map wars counts, unlike most rpg type games it doesn't have any form of ruleset

[west path]

yeah its a social game

[vital latch]

you can have practically anything that has a map and call it a map war

[west path]

ok then

Nation rp

🤫

[vital latch]

call those a game again and you aren't waking up tomorow morning

nation rp is literally just what we call map wars but without the fun parts

[hollow garden]

Isn't Nations rp and map wars the same thing

But map wars is how they are referred to in this server

And it's satellites

[west path]

dont mind me just being silly

[vital latch]

they developed diferantly such that "map war" is way sillier

nation rp to my knowledge is sweaty

[hollow garden]

Of course it's the reichstag

[hollow garden]

What even is nations rp here

I never saw anything like that

[spring bison]

this game is bad

[west path]

absolutely balling

[wild mason]

amazing

add inland seas

NOW

[frosty drum]

Does the ai like naval invading islands in aoh3?

[west path]

brandenburg only goes up

[west path]

it does do it

it can path to it

[frosty drum]

YAY

[west path]

but holy shit can the ai do some unreasonable shit

[frosty drum]

IN AOH2 IT SUCKED

[west path]

if u surrender they can essentially ruin ur country

so you need to prep to the max for every war

its bs

[frosty drum]

I HAD A WAR THAT LASTED 1000 YEARS

Because some Enemy was on an island

[spring bison]

the game is mid

asf

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/one-pice-gif-26834018

[marsh lance]

Im creating a suzerain and centaura lore inspired internal me

Im making the countries based off of colors 😱

It MIGHT even be hostable tonight

[west path]

i am at the top

we ball

[west path]

why did bro leave his current mw behind

[west path]

not really

[marsh lance]

I need to find myself

See my hosting style

[west path]

otherwise i wouldnt be playing it

i have ck2, eu4 and hoi4 👽

i could play ANY of those

[marsh lance]

An internal mw was what i first intended to make

[west path]

your players are going down

R.I.P

[marsh lance]

Oh hush

I need to solidify myself as a host

By making a less ambitious mw

And hosting a few sessions on that

@wild mason helped me realize this goal, im just gonna take things slow at my own pace

[west path]

oorah

[west path]

if u cant commit to a mw then ur not getting players

jsyk

[wild mason]

Can you stop lying

[marsh lance]

This is like a side hustle

I already know bro doesn’t wanna join it 😭

[wild mason]

You fuck off from so many MWs and emeasuit get players

Easily

[marsh lance]

wait who is this to

[wild mason]

Ajpsa

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

True..

@spring bison would you join suzerain inspired mw

[spring bison]

not really

[spring bison]

yes

also dont talk to me

schizo

[marsh lance]

My ❤️ goat

[marsh lance]

What the fuck 😭

[wild mason]

Serbija

[marsh lance]

Why should i not talk to you gang

[west path]

@frosty drum they reduced the border gore

[marsh lance]

Can you kill brandenburg

[frosty drum]

YESSSSSSS

[marsh lance]

They are colonizing poland

[west path]

i am PLAYING brandenburg

[wild mason]

@west path invade lithuania

[frosty drum]

You must capture Warsaw

[west path]

but the borders are clean

[west path]

what would this even achieve

[wild mason]

you get konigsburg

win

[west path]

ok so what is my win condition im confused

[wild mason]

prussian capital

duh

[west path]

does this count

[wild mason]

Original prussian capital

omfg

[wild mason]

but yea

it does

fr

[west path]

does this mean that i didnt have to do this ENTIRE CAMPAIGN

@wild mason

[wild mason]

💀

reunite poland fr

[west path]

got norse to top 4

hmm

very casual

@wild mason can i call this a win

[wild mason]

hrmmm

MORE

[wild mason]

MOREEEE

[vital latch]

if you're playing any game with "age of history" in it's name; then it's a loss

[west path]

but like

[wild mason]

alr thats a win

[west path]

cropped it better

[west path]

(tbf i am like 4 techs behind ☠️ )

[wild mason]

MORE

[west path]

man this is silly

[spring bison]

what

[west path]

this isnt even fair

[limpid plover]

Hm

[marsh lance]

the mappest of warsing

[wild mason]

annex red

[spring bison]

this is trash

ew

ew

ew

[wild mason]

(im purple btw)

[elder arch]

Can i play as the ocean

[marsh lance]

im killing all of you

[spring bison]

this is why ur blocked

[wild mason]

i just wanna annex red ):

[marsh lance]

buddy glanced for a single second

[spring bison]

im blocking you

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/missile-silo-gif-27464496

[marsh lance]

ok pal, you've got another thing coming

[wild mason]

@marsh lance can i launch a ICBM at the mainland

[marsh lance]

this is based in 1901 btw

[wild mason]

yoink

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[wild mason]

peak giant cannon btw

[spring bison]

nerd

geek

dork

[marsh lance]

this is that one olive colored nation in the south

[spring bison]

Sordland copy spotted

[wild mason]

imma be that one

[marsh lance]

WHERE

[spring bison]

Sordland is Turkiye

[wild mason]

i should fr make middle east mw

[marsh lance]

btw most of their territory is inhabitable desert and is kinda weak\

[wild mason]

@spring bison host funny age of conflict mw

[wild mason]

🤓

[marsh lance]

and uhh

[west path]

border gore is back

but thats because im quartering poland

[wild mason]

annex all

[marsh lance]

this is internal mw so there will only be ONE nation to play as....................................

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii guys

[spring bison]

fuck you

[wild mason]

👽

[west path]

i have an opp to defeat

[wild mason]

i keep my choice

[marsh lance]

why is this alien.... its how internal mws work

[west path]

cieszyn is trying to steal my number 1 spot

[wild mason]

👽

[west path]

i need to flay them

[spring bison]

if yall play I will

unlikely

[wild mason]

become turkiye

[spring bison]

no

[wild mason]

sadness

[marsh lance]

i will introduce more nations to play as, in the case that too many people join

[west path]

norse turned into the biggest faith this is so troll

[marsh lance]

im still sudan, right

[spring bison]

idk are you

[marsh lance]

yes!!!!!1

[wild mason]

idk are you

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-gif-23779961

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-army-march-soldiers-gif-13740596

[spring bison]

2 players tho

[wild mason]

you sure i cant be turk

[west path]

GIVE ME MANPOWER

I NEED TO BECOME GOD

somehow paying interest makes me earn money

👽

[marsh lance]

Well ig my map isnt gonna be well percieved

[marsh lance]

Its okay lebron, you must advertise

[spring bison]

its good

[spring bison]

erm

[rose cape]

@frank latch host tomorrow? 🥺

[west path]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

💀

[west path]

like 2 techs away from surpassing this critter

[wild mason]

WIN

[west path]

i am become death, destroyer of worlds.

the cyan are all my puppets

i technically hold warsaw i think

my vassal holds warsaw.

[covert citrus]

what time period should i play in AoH3

and what nation

[elder arch]

Is that game free

[covert citrus]

it’s 10 bucks

get yo money up cuh

[marsh lance]

Promise?

[rose cape]

get your funny up 😈

[west path]

@wild mason I kept going 😈

[wild mason]

annex

[west path]

i am a being of malice and destruction

[marsh lance]

@rose cape @wild mason would you play this with acnaq

[wild mason]

ja

i call turk

@marsh lance i picked it first

this is railroading

mid

[marsh lance]

vroa.. it is a set nation, which the group of players will run internally

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-keep-talking-high-rank-football-gif-17399564411655233685

fine

still mid

[rose cape]

yes

[marsh lance]

if i let people choose.. it would be a regular mw

[wild mason]

@marsh lance whats the nation we will be running

[spring bison]

yes??

[marsh lance]

im debating it rn

[spring bison]

Sordland

[marsh lance]

wether i should let you guys be imperialized internally or have a civil war

this depends on the nation btw

[wild mason]

I wanna be in a one party fascist state and one of us is the leader and the others have to compete for power within the inner circle

[marsh lance]

fascist mp you got it

[west path]

@wild mason should i make my capital in warsaw and then lik... end the campaign

[wild mason]

ja

[elder arch]

Reunite poland

Do it

[west path]

this... is real

[west path]

this would take another 2 hours

this is how much i achieved

in like

4 hours grinding

[frosty drum]

Did you take Warsaw?

[west path]

and i already fulfilled the funny condition

[west path]

yeah i made it my capital for the funny

[frosty drum]

Then you have succeeded

[west path]

silly

silly

prob my favorite government type ngl

i end off the campaign with this sight

goated brandenburg run ngl...

[frosty drum]

Now do ww2 campaign

[west path]

goat

[west path]

die

[frosty drum]

Actually....
Do ww1 campaign
They changed the way colonies work

[rose cape]

@west path sleep little brother

[novel jay]

#🌎general message

@frank latch wait, what is mine like?

[marsh lance]

Gang you are 3 hours late 😭

[novel jay]

Aurora Borealis

[novel jay]

All I can think about is Bowistan, I’m going to need to go to Mapwar Rehab in a few days

[brittle gust]

Bordergore

Qevie you shall be punished for high treason

[brittle gust]

Fuck yourself

KINDLY

[marsh lance]

Would you be interested in pat mw

[novel jay]

Let me see the map

[marsh lance]

#1294311768616865844

[crude horizon]

the people have spoken

[novel jay]

Something just doesn’t feel right

[marsh lance]

Skinwalker mw

Give it a chance petor.. this mw is kinda just a test run, if its good i will continue working on it

[novel jay]

Maybe

[west path]

👽

no they didnt

colonies are the same

[frosty drum]

Look at ww2 colonies then

In aoh2 it was all one nation

[west path]

blawg..?

[leaden drift]

Anyone want to play a game with me? Add me

[brittle gust]

Nolt rises....

[marsh lance]

Yknow the more i learn about islam the more i learn that it is a very cool religion, but im still agnostic

The lore is kinda fire

[spring bison]

@brittle gust would you enlist in the army for this

[limpid plover]

What game

[hollow garden]

Host HRE mw 🤤

Steal LeBron's thunder

[hollow garden]

Definitely

[hollow garden]

A game of what

[hollow garden]

Ikr it's just a bit misunderstood

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

Which is better

Forgot bros in school 💀🙏

[cunning niche]

Nope hes not

[rose cape]

isnt it the weekend in egypt?

[cunning niche]

Friday and saturday is weekend here

[rose cape]

they should make friday saturday and sunday the weekend

actually just make friday to monday the weekend

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/love-i-love-you-love-me-you-dont-love-me-why-dont-you-love-me-gif-13050251675719002507

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-rats-ew-scared-gif-12091099

[hollow garden]

How dare YOU assume that my weekends are the same as your weekends

I'm deeply hurt belemin

[hollow garden]

Second

[prime compass]

Forgot..

[prime compass]

Qevie says is not accurate

💔💔

[prime compass]

Sorry klez

[west path]

hello char

also i hosta saturday

because friday isnt weekend for me

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOOD MORNING GAMAROOOOM!!

[frosty drum]

Hi

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii

[marsh lance]

HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI SKILLA
HI BELEMIN
HI ZPLAYS
HI COSMIC
HI VENUS
HI QEVIE
HI WARLUS
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI LEBRON
HI TIADEE
HI OIL
HI HONEYBEE
HI NEKCROP
HI AMAZ
HI BLUMI
HI NSO
HI EVERYONE

[west path]

why tf did Łukasz hide this behind a mod this looks fire bro

@sullen pawn when are you getting aoh3

[frosty drum]

I'll get it when mobile releases

[west path]

yet another mod locked feature

[west path]

itll probably release soon

i assume hes bugfixing

because the buttons for mobile are already in place

like the button to buy it on mobile

😱

[west path]

@frosty drum rate these crisp provinces

[prime compass]

Hi pat

[west path]

btw i think mobile will unfortunately have less because having more would fry your mobile device 😔

(provinces)

[marsh lance]

Ok xhat.. i might host my new mw today! And uhhh i might host sarventine on saturday

[west path]

should i play my poland scenario or make an indochina scenario (it will be equally cursed)

[limpid plover]

Aoh3 mobile already released

👽

[west path]

nuh u

i literally said 2 messages ago

im hosting

[frosty drum]

No
Do ww2 poland frfr

[west path]

on saturday

[west path]

die

[west path]

is this real

[frosty drum]

No

[marsh lance]

Lie?

Link the message you did not say that shit 2 messages ago

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

i didnt look how many

krill issue

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[west path]

you can say kms 👽

why did vro delete that

[marsh lance]

Its sensitive

[west path]

what does this mean

im not turkiye

Actually i hate Turkiye

Honey bee installed anti turkish propaganda into my brain

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

https://tenor.com/view/ne-mutlu-türküm-diyene-how-happy-is-the-one-who-says-i-am-a-turk-turkey-flag-gif-17227717

https://tenor.com/view/flag-turkey-flag-of-turkey-gif-27683222

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[west path]

what did Łukasz mean by this

[cunning niche]

Rheb lander

[west path]

can you make custom maps in aoh3?

[prime compass]

Wiw

Wow

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii dad

[limpid plover]

No spam pat 😢

[prime compass]

Hi son hru

[west path]

wait does this mean i can make a fish mw map in aoh3

[limpid plover]

Fine. Wbu

[west path]

This... this would be peak..

[prime compass]

Good

[marsh lance]

You cant make new provinces/ land btw

[hollow garden]

What's the point then

[west path]

wym

[marsh lance]

Grrrr ok when you hosting

When will your sessiona end

[prime compass]

@hollow garden this is what the madness of no klez mw does to a man...

[marsh lance]

It just lets you edit the map of earth

[west path]

idk it depends

[west path]

BLAWG

YOU CAN ADD MORE LAND TO IT VIA ADDING IT TO FILES

😱

[marsh lance]

Hhuh

[marsh lance]

I only ever played aoh2 and it was impossible to play that game

I would need to wait 200 turns for an adequate army and that dont feel right

[west path]

aoh3 is real time

[limpid plover]

OMG KLEZZZZZ

[west path]

not turn based

[prime compass]

Is this closer

[limpid plover]

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

[west path]

nope

why would you have a hilt that juts out like htat

and why is it that glowy

[prime compass]

Make it yourself 💔

[west path]

no

[limpid plover]

KLEZNAMMMMMMM

[west path]

@marsh lance https://youtu.be/x0TWz-xR4Lw this is what i meant btw

[prime compass]

Which is closer

[fervent sapphire]

Why are yall glazing klez

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

left albeit the handguard kinda craz

[prime compass]

Shorter right

[west path]

it doesnt even have the runes

[marsh lance]

Holy fucking based

[frosty drum]

@prime compass dms

[west path]

and it is just glow

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

they added materials, pop growth, demographics fully implemented faiths

[marsh lance]

Uhh true

[west path]

they added the ability for ai to NAVAL INVADE

[marsh lance]

Based

[marsh lance]

Based

[west path]

idk if i wanna commit to making the fish mw map in aoh3

its gonna make me suffer

[limpid plover]

Yyyyyyyyy

[frosty drum]

You must live through the pain

[limpid plover]

Paat

[marsh lance]

You should make.. pat mw

That i will be hosting saturday….. after you……

[west path]

blawg by the end of it ill be able to get a CS job 😭

[west path]

you are probably not in danger of losing a session becaus....... im europea

[limpid plover]

Yyaayy

[marsh lance]

Whata does this meana

[west path]

im not doing it

[west path]

im gonna end session earlier

🤫

[limpid plover]

Pat Pat

[west path]

like youre probably gonna have 8 hours to hosta

Ok my ass is NOT making fish mw map in aoh3

[limpid plover]

[frosty drum]

Make the entire Holy roman Empire

[marsh lance]

N s o
N s o

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii skillerz!!

[limpid plover]

Pat!!

[frosty drum]

Hi

[limpid plover]

Sad

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-love-kiss-pride-everaul-gif-6416883352999825248

[hollow garden]

This is already in the base game

[west path]

somebody probably already did this

[west path]

this

[limpid plover]

KLEZZZZZ

[hollow garden]

Hey NSO

[west path]

these are creatures of hate

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-excited-seal-happy-seal-seal-dance-gif-16815073802986243477

[marsh lance]

Lies

[west path]

look at how evil it is

[marsh lance]

Its so happy

[west path]

obvious threat displays

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-happy-seal-seal-love-baikal-seal-gif-4004194442139721314

[limpid plover]

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[west path]

its gonna eat you

watch out

[hollow garden]

nso why are you always this excited

[marsh lance]

Klez would you play internal mw

That is making

[hollow garden]

I NEED to eat this

[limpid plover]

Kleznam!

[hollow garden]

yes

[marsh lance]

It MAY be a one off thing but..

[west path]

can aoh3 stop making these updates

[marsh lance]

I hosting it today hopefully

[west path]

that make me have to redownload the entire mona lisa

[hollow garden]

How are you nso

[marsh lance]

Mobile when

[hollow garden]

Can you tella the premise

[limpid plover]

Happy!

[hollow garden]

It's releasing tomorrow I think

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

agent of evil

[west path]

he is not bunny

he should stop pretending

[wild mason]

Ercan knows him
It's a Caucasian Field Mouse

[marsh lance]

Suzerain / Centaura inspired, based in 1901.
All countries, their names, cities, and cultures are based off of colors, and they each have a flower native to their territory that gives them their color 😱
The main event would be this worlds ww1

[west path]

he cultivates those in a small valley he got loaned from the government

(they were scared of his weight making all of azerbaijan crumble)

[limpid plover]

You're so cool pat

[west path]

now can we get warring factions, internal strife, legislative and bureaucratic hurdles, economic crises and more

@wild mason is he rat

[west path]

or is he bunny

[marsh lance]

Yea!

[west path]

i know nothing about either of these

3

[west path]

Kleznam will teach you inshallah

[marsh lance]

Basically just what color kingdom yall being

[west path]

yeah uhhhh

thats still not enough

i dont know what their economic situation is, how their markets are being managed

what sectors dominate their economy

[wild mason]

Mouse

[west path]

what government type they practice

[marsh lance]

Ok bro

[hollow garden]

Huh interesting

So it's flower nations

[west path]

what their military condition is

[hollow garden]

Or colour nations

[west path]

what their terrain is

[marsh lance]

Yessing

[limpid plover]

Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayay

[hollow garden]

And can this WW1 be avoided

or is it a canon event

[west path]

I need to know this

[limpid plover]

Kleznam

[marsh lance]

That will be explained WHEN YOU PICK!!!

[west path]

i am going to become minister of economics

[west path]

then i cant pick the one that would suit me best

stupid

[marsh lance]

Canon event but the effects COULD be mitigated if you make the right choices

[hollow garden]

Probably Sageburg

[hollow garden]

I will be the minister of propaganda

[marsh lance]

Qevie when you downloaded suzerain did you immediately know all of the crisises in sordland

[hollow garden]

and information

[hollow garden]

Yessing

[marsh lance]

No? Exactly buddy

[west path]

no? its a visual novel with an emphasis on drama

[limpid plover]

I love you

[west path]

and i was explicitly avoiding spoilers

albeit i could have EASILY accessed info about that

[hollow garden]

Pat is doing the same thing!

[west path]

Pat shouldnt withhold general information

[hollow garden]

Me tooa

[west path]

suzerain shows you what type of government sordland is at the start

what their economic situation is

etc.

[wild mason]

Can someone host this

[west path]

the nuances are spared for later

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Ok, let me remake the poll

[hollow garden]

Can you give a basic outline

[west path]

but i atleast want a GENERAL pool of information

[west path]

Ercan should

[hollow garden]

What is this

[west path]

he made the map

[limpid plover]

Ooo

Excited

[west path]

how will we manage your payroll

[rapid ibex]

[limpid plover]

Hiii thamior

Hru

[west path]

he wouldnt compare

[rapid ibex]

Hello there

[hollow garden]

Half of treasurya

[west path]

can i get the other half

[limpid plover]

Hhaappppyy

[hollow garden]

no

[west path]

lets leave everyone else broke

[hollow garden]

You are getting 3 cents

[rapid ibex]

I’ve been pretty busy and I’m painfully sore

[west path]

then we're not paying you that much

[limpid plover]

😃

[west path]

i am minister of economics i manage the finances

[hollow garden]

And thanks for understanding

[west path]

which includes your payrolla 😱

[hollow garden]

I'm overthrowing you

And putting a puppet minister

[west path]

i am protected by the presidents legal might

[limpid plover]

Kklleezz

[west path]

you will die

[hollow garden]

Nah I'd live

[hollow garden]

nso

yes

[west path]

every minister will get a 40% increased wage than the general wage seen from the average high education jobs, using managerial positions as a baseline

[limpid plover]

I love you

[marsh lance]

Sageburg -
Color: sage green
Government: constitutional monarchy
Economy: depression
Crime rates and unemployment rates: both high
Military: mediocre but with experience
Terrain: mountains to the south offering a border to their southern neighbors (I accidentally lost the terrain map i made)
High political corruption
Good education system and principles that’s critically underfunded
Threat of civil war by a facist politician
Military runs law enforcement due to lack of police
Womens rights

[west path]

actually this is stupid

[west path]

fixed

now it is managerial positions

[west path]

Sageburg not peak

[limpid plover]

Kleznamish

[limpid plover]

Cool

[west path]

@hollow garden why did bro want to live in an economic depression

[marsh lance]

History: used to be a large empire on the eastern coast, but was split apart by their neighbors, their biggest loss were the coal and iron mines in their southern mountains

[west path]

like

we arent coming back from a depression

never getting a full bounce back

[west path]

what is the value of our currenc

[limpid plover]

Klez

[west path]

is it particularly high or low

[marsh lance]

The goal here would be to save the economy, not propel it

[limpid plover]

Klez Klez

[west path]

if its already in a depression there is NOTHING TO SAVE

[limpid plover]

Wow

[west path]

a depression means near ZERO levels of economic activity

you are left FRIED

[marsh lance]

Wait so how did America leave its depression 👽

[west path]

inflation, government welfare programs and subsidies

which all required a large treasury

except inflation

that gave them the money to fund these

[west path]

and allowed it to circulate

thus kinda propelling it back

[hollow garden]

I can fix it

[marsh lance]

So sageburg is revivable 😱

[limpid plover]

Yes

[west path]

nope

crime rates are high meaning underfunded ministries

We're fried

nothing to save

a military means extra corrupt

[marsh lance]

Dont give up hope qevie

[west path]

political corruption means everyone pocketing money

[marsh lance]

Theres still other options

[west path]

there is NOTHING TO SAVE

ZERO

[marsh lance]

I never stated they meddled in politics, just in law enforcement

[limpid plover]

Oooooooo

[summer forge]

Can someone tell from where I could download maps

[marsh lance]

#🌐map-downloads

[limpid plover]

#🌐map-downloads

[west path]

mountainous terrain is ass if we've lost our primary resources from them

[west path]

no

[limpid plover]

I

[west path]

blawg

[limpid plover]

Love

You

[west path]

if we're funding the military more than our educational ministry

this means that we have a corrupt government

🤯

we need the military to quell public protest

and enforce martial law if required

[marsh lance]

Which is why it says political corruption

[west path]

yeah and that means that we cannot come back from

this

like at all

we are a failed state

[marsh lance]

What if it was poland, would you still try to fix it

[west path]

nope because there would be nothing to fix

lol!

[marsh lance]

Unpatriotic

[west path]

i dont consider myself a patriot

nor have i ever

i just love this country but i cant save shit if theres nothing to save

[marsh lance]

Yeahhh whats this pap

[west path]

@marsh lance leaked image of you

[marsh lance]

Pal

[hollow garden]

Very true

[marsh lance]

I am a creature of blumi

[west path]

no youre a creature of the desert

Jerboas are based

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance what are the other nations

[limpid plover]

Klezz

[west path]

they are bnuuy and mice in one

[hollow garden]

Than sazburg

[hollow garden]

Jerboa

[west path]

look at this

[limpid plover]

Kleeeeeeeeeeeeez

[west path]

i added kashubia to aoh3

im so up

[limpid plover]

Qeviee

Its wearing off

Sad

[frosty drum]

Add Zipe to Aoh3

[west path]

pattington dropped

what would pattingtonland be

[wild mason]

Put me in manchuria

[west path]

in terms of government

[west path]

i didnt add that

[frosty drum]

What types are there?

[limpid plover]

Kleznammmm

[west path]

i have bits of indochina if you want that

[wild mason]

Hainan

[west path]

o

[west path]

o

[marsh lance]

Lavenbrüche
Color: lavender
Government: Absolutist monarchy
Economy: Weak international, strong domestic.
Crime rates and unemployment rates: unemployment slowly rising, crime is stagnant at an average rate
Military: Weak and cripplingly outdated land army, but a regional power in terms of navy.
Terrain: situated on an island with a large mountain range in the middle of it
History of tyrannical monarchs
High conservative population
Racism towards southern foreigners (Kingdom of Burgunda, Sultanate of Olivar, Kingdom of Marunia, Republic of Verdanté)
Poor womens rights & high misogyny
Economy slowly declining
Outdated education and healthcare, susceptible to epidemics.
Outdated welfare systems
Conservative population (63%) is obstructing reform
Foreign extremist ideologies influencing the youth (political violence and youth groups forming)
Good international relations amidst the tensions
Splitaway nation of a similar ethnic group to the Laveans to the south

[west path]

when should this take place

[west path]

can we play as marunia

[frosty drum]

1800

1750*

[marsh lance]

👽

[hollow garden]

Hm Lavenbruche seems the most interesting

at least so far

[marsh lance]

Lemme do Ebona

Heres the map btw, unfinished because i have to make all the cities

I now realize the colors may not be so accurate to the names but uhhh

[hollow garden]

Is Sageburg the yellow

[limpid plover]

Omg omg omg

[hollow garden]

And Lavenbruche that small southern island

[limpid plover]

Klez nam

[marsh lance]

Green: Sageburg
Purple: Lavenbrüche
Black: Ebona

[limpid plover]

This is so cool pat

[west path]

what faith should i make blumiville

[west path]

i wanna play marunia 😔

[hollow garden]

Seems like Ebona has an existential threat from that red country

[limpid plover]

K l e z n a m

[west path]

the gam is heavily biased for lavenbruche so i think i am not playing

[marsh lance]

✅✅✅✅✅✅

[west path]

ok so pagan

[hollow garden]

I support Lavenbruche

[hollow garden]

Rabbit worship

[marsh lance]

Btw if the ministers mismanage the ww1 scenario lavenbrüche gets put in the dirt

[hollow garden]

Yeah no I'm against any intervention in conflict

[marsh lance]

I will balance it

[hollow garden]

we should be netural

[marsh lance]

You’ll see 🤫

Mismanage could mean many things klez

Maaannyy things…

[hollow garden]

Ugh!! I'm so hooked!!

[hollow garden]

What ministers are there

[limpid plover]

Kleznammmm

[hollow garden]

And what power do they have compared to the king

And is there a judiciary or a parliamental chamber of some kind?

[limpid plover]

Klêzñæm

[hollow garden]

I need to knowa!

[hollow garden]

hii

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii

[marsh lance]

Each nation will have the same amount of ministers to balance it out, the same ministers, economy education health military law and enforcement different branches of the army possibly

[marsh lance]

Its an absolute monarchy sooo

Anyway.. let me make Ebona

[wild mason]

Courts can exist under a monarchy...?

[hollow garden]

I'm aware that's why I said some kind

[wild mason]

They'd still need some kind of justice system

[rose cape]

make me this

[hollow garden]

Even if the parliament has no power

[marsh lance]

Ohhh

Right

[hollow garden]

is there a parallel thing to it?

Like the douma the Russian tsars had

[limpid plover]

Klezy

[west path]

@hollow garden what schism of christianity do u believe in since you talked about following christianity or something

[rose cape]

the king decides your fate

[hollow garden]

Insane

[rose cape]

people spend years waiting for a sentencing

[hollow garden]

This is literally suzerian!

[west path]

stupid idiot

[rose cape]

is this an internal mw??

[hollow garden]

I lean to Protestantism

[marsh lance]

So Lavenbrüche has a parliament, but it is completely up to the king to pass the bills they come up with, if he says no, then its absolute rule

[hollow garden]

But I believe there is truth in all 3

[limpid plover]

Kleeeeeeeez

[limpid plover]

Aaa

[marsh lance]

Yes

[limpid plover]

Naaaaaam

[rose cape]

which country are we playing

[marsh lance]

Why are you so cruel

[hollow garden]

Absolute veto!

[west path]

so you pick between a nation which cannot come back from a depression, a nation that can be easily revitalized and turned into a progressive reformist nation on track to becoming a large power or pick a nation that can be easily invaded and destroyed

👽

hmmmmm

[marsh lance]

If you try to reform Lavenbrüche too quickly you will be LYNCHED

[hollow garden]

😔

[west path]

this isnt even a problem

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[west path]

why would you blitz lavenbruches reform

you can bounce back the economy and then start reformism

[rose cape]

@marsh lance can you make a #1154279292054798386 post pls 🙏

[limpid plover]

Eeeeeeeeee

[hollow garden]

If we are Ebona we have to pursue a policy of Finlandization

[rose cape]

with details

[hollow garden]

Then we may survive

[marsh lance]

Alright i get it, you aren’t playing, i’ll balance things out

[hollow garden]

Or alternatively we could pursue alliances

[limpid plover]

Kjejekdie forkrkdmdiemrismdiejfiekeclkefjringjrntifrkexkoefmske

[marsh lance]

Ebona has really good natural defenses, its why they still exist

[limpid plover]

Ofofofo ocovocovoco o o o ovovocovococococococovovocococococovpococococcocovoococococococovov

[hollow garden]

I think I want to be health

[marsh lance]

I may make a server for it actually

[limpid plover]

😔

[rose cape]

DONT

[hollow garden]

It seems like the least fun one

[rose cape]

it will die

[west path]

Meaning... playing neutral..?

[marsh lance]

Beniwoll paskal my beloved

[hollow garden]

But someone has to do it

[limpid plover]

😭

[marsh lance]

Hi nso!

[hollow garden]

No

We should support our neighbour

[limpid plover]

Sad

[hollow garden]

So that they aren't antagonized by us

[west path]

i would play if u just... made the other countries viable

rn it just seems stupidly biased towards lavenbruche 👽

[limpid plover]

Cry

[hollow garden]

we should Lavenbruche

[marsh lance]

Different nations different challenges, let me make Ebona

[hollow garden]

Don't sad nso

[west path]

Finland did not do this with the U.S.S.R

[marsh lance]

I will make sure that Lavenbruche gets their share of suffering

[hollow garden]

If something is troubling you

[west path]

lavenbruche, no challenge all power play

[hollow garden]

you should vent to someone

I'm willing to listen

[hollow garden]

Yes but

[west path]

ok

[hollow garden]

We aren't Finland

[limpid plover]

Klez

[marsh lance]

You’ll see

Your trying to find problems from the outside when you haven’t even got in yet, give it a chance qevbutt

Mws are dying because the popular ones are staying stagnant in population, and new ones are dying because people are being too nitpicky

Your complaints are valid

[west path]

this scenario is peak

[marsh lance]

But your picking the food to the bone, without even having taken a bite

[marsh lance]

So real

[limpid plover]

Preach

[west path]

they dont have enough brainrot

sorry

[frosty drum]

@dull wing hi

[dull wing]

Hi Skillerz

[frosty drum]

Hello

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii qar

[hollow garden]

I'm worried about who will be the military minister

[dull wing]

Hey nso

[hollow garden]

If it's banan the nation is doomed

[limpid plover]

HRu

[dull wing]

I’m alright wbu

[limpid plover]

Sad

[dull wing]

Why?

[hollow garden]

@dull wing PACTIAN

My best friend!

[limpid plover]

isolation

[dull wing]

Yoooo I didn’t recognize you because of the nickname

[dull wing]

Dang

Why?

[limpid plover]

🤷‍♂️

[dull wing]

Hmmm

Try talking to someone idk

[limpid plover]

Well

😔

[dull wing]

What?

[marsh lance]

I will make ebona later im in class

[dull wing]

Mind over mobile

[hollow garden]

Mashallah

Pat is focusing on class

[wild mason]

Tom when Jery 🐭 🐱 🤣 🤣 🌽 💯

[hollow garden]

It's valid to be sad

[limpid plover]

Byee pat!

[hollow garden]

but you shouldn't let it consume you

[crisp bolt]

Yo can I download maps from IOS without a pc

[wild mason]

No

[crisp bolt]

Dammm

How about mods?

[limpid plover]

Hi

[hollow garden]

Also no