🎲game-room

[prime compass]

Dynasty of Sigma

The Sigma Commonwealth

[elder arch]

I honestly don’t know

[frank latch]

but why?

[prime compass]

Its peak

[frank latch]

why
and by which one?

[quick idol]

Honey bee's

because it was peak

[cunning niche]

UAR goated

[frank latch]

what got you interested in it though?

[prime compass]

Was?

What happened

[cunning niche]

It was done

[prime compass]

Zamn...

[quick idol]

banan when he cant make his own decisions and other parties rule his nation

[cunning niche]

It not being fantasy, it being modern, and it was a fun experience of how one thing you do has so many implications

[prime compass]

Commit genocide

I mean

[cunning niche]

Banan advisory council

[quick idol]

Fantasy mw wasnt popular back then

[prime compass]

Systematic Re education

[quick idol]

alpha caused it

[elder arch]

The first thing i think of is blumi’s map war (manneva) but i think there were others before that

[cunning niche]

Ik thats why it was good

[cunning niche]

New gen

[cunning niche]

The reason why honey bees mw was good was because it was realistic but not limiting

And it wasnt a larpfest

[frank latch]

I feel like your explanation is just a diss on Bowistan and other map wars instead of actually explaining why you got interested in map wars in the first place

[cunning niche]

This is why i lit cant say shit

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche Hello Bananam X

[cunning niche]

You all are soft and take it to your heart

ITS NOT A DISS

ITS MY OPINION

[elder arch]

I remember drawing borders on a map image i downloaded. Like bro. I was always interested in map wars.

[frank latch]

you didn't even answer the question though

[cunning niche]

I did?

[frank latch]

not really

[cunning niche]

You overlooked everything and focused on the larp part of the message

[frank latch]

mainly because that was the focus of the message

[cunning niche]

“It was realistic but not limiting”

[frank latch]

that wasn't the question though

Why map wars?

[west path]

my mortal enemies

@vital latch Can u catch those geese for lunch

wild goose is good

[cunning niche]

THATS WHAT MADE IT INTRESTING

[quick idol]

I support geese

[cunning niche]

DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA CHROMOSOME?

[frank latch]

why you getting so worked up over it?

[cunning niche]

Cause ur always like this

You ask a question

I answer it

You dont like my answer

You say its just dissing

And when i prove why its not

[frank latch]

but it didn't really answer the question
which is why I asked

[cunning niche]

Buddy

[elder arch]

Ermm… 0 iq move right there

[prime compass]

Hi my favourite azerbaijani

[prime compass]

😱

[cunning niche]

He cut me off with another point

[cunning niche]

You say you didnt answer my question when i clearly did

You have done this multiple times

[quick idol]

Is "0 iq move" your catchphrase now

[prime compass]

The past catches up with us my friend

[vital latch]

0 iq move

[elder arch]

It always was

[prime compass]

No outrunning it

[vital latch]

I need a catchphrase

[frank latch]

Bananam
you clearly misunderstood the question and taking it a bit too deep
all I wanted to ask, was how and why did you first get interested in map wars?

Not how older map wars were better than they are now.

[cunning niche]

“Why did you get interested in this mapwar”

“it was realistic but not very limiting”

“Stop dissing bowistan you didnt even answer my question”

[prime compass]

What do you like

[elder arch]

Please stop arguing and admit you both did a 0 IQ move

[cunning niche]

I answers this which was referencing to honey bees mw

[frank latch]

I wasn't talking about Honey Bee's map war though

I was talking about Map Wars in general

Honey Bee's map war was brought up by someone else

[cunning niche]

Ercan lit said honey bees mapwar was good and got me intrested

And you replied

Yeah but what made you enjoy it

[cunning niche]

AND THEN I RESPONDED TO THAT

[quick idol]

I wish i had popcorn rn

[frank latch]

and added more than you needed to which drew away from the focus of the message

[quick idol]

And i was hungry

[vital latch]

I remember my two catchphrases now we're saved

[frank latch]

you're always hungry

[vital latch]

@quick idol You smell like deflated cheese

[prime compass]

W

[quick idol]

I just ate

[vital latch]

and I hate people named jeffory jent

[quick idol]

what 😭

[prime compass]

When are you not hungry

[vital latch]

its true

you smell like deflated cheese

[quick idol]

wtf is deflated cheese

[cunning niche]

You said i didnt answer the question and now ur saying i added more than what was needed 🤔🤔

Which is it

[prime compass]

You smell like mold

[frank latch]

yes

[elder arch]

This guy is doing a 200 IQ argument

Who’s gonna win

[vital latch]

neither they both smell... like deflated cheese

[quick idol]

Is there such a thing as deflated cheese

[cunning niche]

Just admit you took one of my points way to personal

[elder arch]

Yes it’s called you

[cunning niche]

Like no ones gonna lynch u for that

[quick idol]

Wrong, im gonna

[frank latch]

Fine
but I feel like the points that were taken personally didn't answer the original question

[quick idol]

WE'RE gonna

[vital latch]

ok guys egg drop project is done and its happening in 20 minutesish, place your bets now on if this willl work

[brittle gust]

It has been almost one year since honeybee mapwar started

[brittle gust]

@balmy epoch hosta when

[elder arch]

What is this

[quick idol]

For one year anniversary the events should happen irl

[vital latch]

Balloon!!

[brittle gust]

50k it'll work

[frank latch]

It's legitimately going to fall where there aren't any balloons

[vital latch]

if that happens I'm launching the nukes

[frank latch]

where

(please say London)

[brittle gust]

So true

Indo-german-swedish-ukrainian alliance marches on russia
(And proceeds to gets rekt)

Sierra leone is rich fr

Big egypt forms

[vital latch]

paris

[cunning niche]

Why did you want to start an arguement over nothing and paint me like the bad person

[frank latch]

that's fine
as long as you hit London

[brittle gust]

Hit both

Problem solved

Alr bye bye

[quick idol]

And honey bee says i didnt do anything smh

[frank latch]

I didn't mean to paint you as a bad person
I felt like however you were calling me out because of the added statements to your reasonings.

[cunning niche]

Shoulda added a parachute

[wraith quarry]

it will

[sullen pawn]

@alpine raft @limpid plover @hollow garden what mw of mine was the best

[wraith quarry]

shut up and egg

[brittle gust]

@vital latch don't forget to ping me it's results(betting 50k it will succeed)

[quick idol]

It wont, i must bet against fish

[west path]

best feature ever granted

this should be in all MWs

[cunning niche]

Yep!

[wraith quarry]

i'll bet 100k crab coins

[sullen pawn]

#🎲game-room message

[alpine raft]

Your first one

[wraith quarry]

that it does not break

[vital latch]

it was close to the weight limit I couldn't

[wraith quarry]

any takers

?

[west path]

Hating is hating and BoW needs his excuses to keep the moral high ground

[sullen pawn]

It wasn’t though

[wraith quarry]

100k bet for egg drop

any takers

[alpine raft]

It was

I loved it

[quick idol]

Idk

[wraith quarry]

100k for egg survival

[cunning niche]

First time i didnt start the stupid argument????

[frank latch]

real

[quick idol]

100k for egg death

[west path]

what height are you dropping it from

[quick idol]

I have to bet against you

[vital latch]

so far everyone thinks it'll live other then ercan and maybe bow

[quick idol]

Its the law

[wraith quarry]

🤝

winner takes all

[vital latch]

DAMN

[west path]

what

[wraith quarry]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

21,830

Bank:

1,528,105

Total:

1,549,935

[west path]

height

is he dropping it from

[wraith quarry]

i can afford it

[west path]

?

[quick idol]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,235,570

Bank:

0

Total:

1,235,570

[quick idol]

I think i can too

[west path]

@quick idol @wraith quarry u should both give me all of your money...

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

ok currently
Ercan and Fish are betting 100k against eachother (ercan for break fish for live)
Qwas is betting 50k live unmatched

[quick idol]

no i could spend it on better things like GAMBLING

[vital latch]

"a tall ladder"

[quick idol]

How tall

[west path]

how tall

[wraith quarry]

i know the egg will survive

[west path]

@wraith quarry specify

[quick idol]

LEECH

[vital latch]

the teacher never specified

[frank latch]

the Egg will definitely survive

[quick idol]

When do you drop it btw @vital latch

[wraith quarry]

because baloons are squishy with air that can be compressed

they absorb the shock and impact

[west path]

blawg

what

[wraith quarry]

the egg will almost 100% survive

[west path]

the egg is not a balloon

[vital latch]

class starts in 10 minutes, some time between then and 12pm

[steep merlin]

Above time (12:00 PDT) in your local time · Oct 18, 2024, 7:00 PM

[west path]

ok drop it

lets see

[wraith quarry]

the egg is surrounded with balloons

wait

is it

balloon

or baloon

balloon seems right

[west path]

balloon

[quick idol]

Its bloon 💯

[frank latch]

isn't it though?

[frank latch]

Bloon

[wraith quarry]

bloon tower™️

[west path]

@vital latch Get Barany

[cunning niche]

Kleznam is the only G-roomer that knows my voice

[vital latch]

my partner is trying to pop the balloons

[west path]

this is the 5th face reveal ive seen you post

[quick idol]

why is he based

[vital latch]

the biggest threat to survival isnt the drop its him...

[cunning niche]

Its actually klez

[wraith quarry]

if the balloons break im pulling out of the bet

[west path]

i never specified whos

[cunning niche]

True

[west path]

oh my goodness gracious

Fish youre rigging this

[quick idol]

But im not

[west path]

also balloons slow down the fall

[wraith quarry]

not really

[west path]

thats gonna save the egg

[wraith quarry]

listen alpha

[quick idol]

It wont

[wraith quarry]

i took the bet upon the terms of the contest

if

those terms

are altered

then the bet is void

because then it's not a fair bet

[frank latch]

I like how Fish is rigging it and not Cosmic's friend

[west path]

if the balloons break from the impact then you are rigging it..

[vital latch]

brother btw

[quick idol]

thats me in disguise btw

[frank latch]

makes sense

[west path]

why is altoids going to florida

[frank latch]

Ercan and Cosmic are brothers!?!?!

[west path]

Does he have a death wish?

[quick idol]

Real

[vital latch]

altoids knows his shit trust the process

[frank latch]

@vital latch How's the Armenian Empire

[wraith quarry]

no, the ballons breaking upon impact is part of the bet

[vital latch]

strong

it has level 20 military

[frank latch]

🔥

[west path]

show

[vital latch]

,roll 20 armenia

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[wraith quarry]

the balloons breaking prior to the drop however

[frank latch]

should we just ignore that?

[wraith quarry]

would void the bet

which is what cosmic said

[frank latch]

@west path wht got you interested in map wars?

[west path]

im going to scream slurs at you

[frank latch]

you'd do that anyway

answer my question

[vital latch]

soon

soon

[west path]

what mw is this cuh

[vital latch]

he stopped trying to pop the balloons I stopped him

[vital latch]

wikipedia

[wraith quarry]

peak mw

[west path]

damn

[wraith quarry]

wikipedia is the best mw

[west path]

cosmic youre part of the wikipedia mw team??

[prime compass]

@west path when host

[west path]

zamn...

[west path]

when game room hosting begins dying

[vital latch]

I should host a mw on that wikipedia map of all the things

[prime compass]

Zamn...

[wraith quarry]

guys i need a map of a small region of towns

kinda like normandy

also one that i can convert into krita

[frank latch]

map of Switzerland

(they've been too quiet for too long)

[vital latch]

do you like waffles

[frank latch]

yes

[west path]

WHAT

YOU CAN GET A PINT OF BEER IN CZECHIA FOR TWO DOLLARS

IN A BAR

i am moving to czechia

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[west path]

I just did

[vital latch]

do you like pancakes

[vital latch]

can we be roomates

[rose forge]

do you like waffles

[vital latch]

yes I like waffles

[sullen pawn]

#🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

You can get

Fortnite

[vital latch]

ok I almost just got dequeed for it being too wide

but I clutched it

because like

all empty balloon makes it 4x4x3 instead of 11x9x9, and the balloons weigh almost nothing, and therefore "It's still the right dimensions if you bend reality" (idk how this excuse slides but it did)

[marsh lance]

I NEED TO MOVE TO CZECHIA

QEVIE

TAKE ME

[west path]

no

[marsh lance]

its happening qevie

I need to have my CHEAP!! And LEGITIMATE alcohol!

[vital latch]

tbh im more of a wine person

[marsh lance]

None of that LIBERAL liquour they serve..

[west path]

Also im sinking slovenia and merging north macedonia and Slovakia

not slovakia czechia

[marsh lance]

Can we sink north macedonia

Im evil btw

[west path]

Czecho north macedonia is czechia GTA online lobby

Shits peak

[marsh lance]

I’d like to try it someday but uhh

Idk

Im like the uhh teetotaler trait from rimworld!!

@west path I can’t believe they stole gay people from rimworld

They stole everything from rimworld

[vital latch]

don't ask how I know that I prefer wine

(It was technically legal)

[marsh lance]

How do you know that you prefer wine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261877777771266110/1295463539116347496/image0.gif

[frank latch]

yea

[vital latch]

If you're in a private house above a certain age in the uk you can drink

[vital latch]

do you loke fr*nch toast?

[frank latch]

I love French Toast

[vital latch]

DOODOODODU CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL WAFFLES!

[frank latch]

you can do that in the U.S. as well
but you need parent consent

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/waffles-waffle-day-national-waffle-day-gif-12392886

[vital latch]

oh what

[west path]

Goodness gracious

[vital latch]

then it was legal fully

[west path]

my internet it is dead

[frank latch]

I believe the age is 16 or 18 in the U.S.

[west path]

Its still legal if nobody knows about it

[frank latch]

but it probably varies from state to state

[marsh lance]

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[frank latch]

solution:
Finish it yourselves
they probably won't mind

[marsh lance]

I slam hard alcohol every five minutes

[west path]

you would pass out

you are not a slav and your german ancestry is gone

American

you pass out after 2 light drinks

can't go higher than 1.2%

[marsh lance]

Why are you racist qevie

[west path]

im competing with Czechia and Slovakia

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261877777771266110/1295463539116347496/image0.gif

[west path]

to see whos the most racist

[marsh lance]

True..

[west path]

poland might withdraw from the competition do u not see how far ahead Czechia and slovakia are

[marsh lance]

Czechs when you tell them they aren’t german:

[marsh lance]

I watched one video about eastern and Central Europe, consider me an expert

[west path]

you are not

i literally live here

[marsh lance]

Trolling btw

[west path]

yep you literally only know memes............... Fried

also Czechs are closely related to Slovenia

thus i will purge them inshallah

[marsh lance]

What are slovakians though fr

[marsh lance]

My brainrot is too strong

[west path]

confidential

you knowing would breach euro security

[marsh lance]

When will Andrzej glass slovakia

[west path]

who is Andrzej

[marsh lance]

Qevie doesn’t even know his own president…

Fake european

[west path]

Poland has prime ministers

[marsh lance]

Fall from grace

[west path]

and also our prime minister is Donald Tusk

tfym

[marsh lance]

Walter*

[west path]

You are literally walter tusk irl shut your bitchass up

wait nvm walter handles alcohol better than you

[marsh lance]

LIE??

[vital latch]

He then proceeded to drop ours and only ours on a rock

[marsh lance]

OMFG

STOPPPPPP

[vital latch]

we dont know if it lived yet

[marsh lance]

Mods can we ban qevie for european superiority complex

[frank latch]

@vital latch it survived

I bet 10,000

[west path]

Americans are just built out of paper

[vital latch]

two balloons popped though

[marsh lance]

@frank latch best country in worlda?

[frank latch]

Terroe

[west path]

still Terroe pilled

actually isnt it Terronein in this case

[marsh lance]

Europeans when a small heatwave hits their region:

[vital latch]

UNDERGROUND BETTING RING IT LIVED

[frank latch]

10,000cc

[west path]

we consistently get 30 celsius every summer

what are you on

[marsh lance]

Terroe stare

[west path]

I am less suspectible to heatstroke than Warsaw MFs

[vital latch]

the only person who bet it would die was @quick idol who placed 100,000

[west path]

i handle hotter temperatures better than 99% of poles

[marsh lance]

Put that in Fahrenheit pls

[frank latch]

real

[marsh lance]

Ok so your just built different, this doesn’t hint at europeans being better

YOUR just better

[frank latch]

@quick idol I expect to be paid out by the end of the day

[west path]

no

im built worse

i overheat more

shit sucks

[marsh lance]

No qevue

You are god

I believe you

[west path]

No

[marsh lance]

The great european god

[west path]

God is that one guy from the old testament

[marsh lance]

Thank you to poland for inventing the lutheran church and the ideology of democracy

[frank latch]

"That one guy"

oh yeah
him

I remember him

[west path]

that was germany and that was athens

[frank latch]

he's a little bit genocidal imo

[west path]

black death was his fault

fucking hate cuh

[marsh lance]

Inshallah thank you for making gunpowder poland 🙏🙏🙏

[west path]

atleast it didnt hit poland

i protected it

[west path]

that was china

China actually owns the entire old world

Poland is a chinese satellite

[frank latch]

@west path The black death realized everyone is Polska was already dead and skipped over it

[west path]

this is why the U.S constantly is fighting china

[marsh lance]

No way

[vital latch]

Results of the bet:
100,000 Fish (Won)
50,000 Qwas (Won)
10,000 Bow (Won
100,000 Ercan (Lost)
I'll fill in the extra 60,000 to @frank latch and @brittle gust

,collect

[marsh lance]

Find out more at PolishTruth.Com??

[vital latch]

,pay @brittle gust 50,000

,pay @frank latch 10,000

[west path]

there is no polish truth

[marsh lance]

Lie lie lie

[frank latch]

Danke

[marsh lance]

Holy shita

[frank latch]

?

[vital latch]

@wraith quarry good luck plying the 100,000 out of @quick idol

[frank latch]

,rob Ercan 100,000

[frosty drum]

Helli yall

[west path]

you should have said Danke Schoen

impolite mf

[frank latch]

die

[wraith quarry]

peak

[frosty drum]

@frank latch thoughts on Rankism?

[wraith quarry]

@quick idol pay up please friend :)

[frank latch]

good as long as it's not against me

[frosty drum]

Rankism is bad

[west path]

@vital latch GET BARONY

I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY IT WITH 🙏

[west path]

do you partake in it

you should btw

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

it gives you the high ground against the Generaliens

most of them are low ranks

[frank latch]

I don't partake in such unpleasantries
I consider it an uncivilized tool

[quick idol]

misinformation

[quick idol]

uhh

[west path]

@vital latch barony has a celtic sword

does this convince you to buy it

[quick idol]

,collect

,give @wraith quarry 100000

I lose nothing

💯

[wraith quarry]

thanks

[vital latch]

who do I research, I need to pick a obsquere scientist

[wraith quarry]

,collect

,bal

,dep all

[quick idol]

spend it on something good (like gambling)

[vital latch]

preferably ancient era like bce

[wraith quarry]

i knew the balloons would work

they are simply too effective at absorbing shock

[vital latch]

chose aristotle

[wraith quarry]

ooh

ik

uhm who was that dude who did the internal combustion engine

[vital latch]

I already chose aristotle yalls took 8 years and the paper came around to me

😭

[wraith quarry]

Nicolaus Otto

[balmy epoch]

tomorrow

i might host the one with the namibian genocide

i need someone who’s willing to have their country collapse play as america

@lucid oriole

[marsh lance]

Celestine when Rasuph sends her the notice to convert to Sharikhism:

[vital latch]

@west path ao update dropped

[pine copper]

,collect

W

[vital latch]

rich loser

[pine copper]

All this money and it doesn’t mean anything since casino is dead 😔

[vital latch]

money never had a use

it just had the illusion of one

[cunning niche]

@pine copper fat

[stiff roost]

#💰worldbox-casino

[vital latch]

you only say that now

you missed the arc where we were betting cc on whether or not my egg drop would survive

🥱

[stiff roost]

Oh

damn 😔

[vital latch]

it did btw so like yawn

[stiff roost]

Oh

[wraith quarry]

i won 100k CC

[stiff roost]

Huge W

[vital latch]

only 3 peoples broke and each time it was funnier

[stiff roost]

mine cracked badly like 2 years back lmao

[vital latch]

the first time it was inside a toilet paper roll

[wraith quarry]

@vital latch if you ever do another egg test again
fill up a reasonablly sized tub up with sand
and just put the egg like an inch under

minimal effort

and it should still work

[vital latch]

NOOOO

deppression

[wraith quarry]

real

[vital latch]

sand is heavy

[cunning niche]

UAR round two..?

[vital latch]

we had a 100g weight limit

[stiff roost]

With no parachute either??

[wraith quarry]

you could also surround the egg with like a lot of perpendicular pieces of tinfoil to act as shock absorbers when they hit the ground

[vital latch]

yeah literally just a egg inside a taped up toilet paper roll lmfao

[wraith quarry]

they'll crumble up and absorb everything

ideally

[vital latch]

that was the most common strategy

brother wanted to do that but I wanted to be differant

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

i wish i could do an egg drop experiment

[balmy epoch]

you’ll see

[stiff roost]

same

[balmy epoch]

i don’t wanna spoil anything

[wraith quarry]

every county is its own country

[vital latch]

its pretty easy to just do one on your own

climb onto your roof and toss the egg onto the sidewalk mission accomplished

[wraith quarry]

that's not the issue

the issue is justifying wasting that stuff to my family

[vital latch]

fair point

[rustic canyon]

Guys

Should I buy theotown on pc?

[balmy epoch]

it’s unavoidable btw so you will have to fight

[elder arch]

No it sucks buy Hehehehaw Simulator 2024 instead

[balmy epoch]

the previous administration was let’s just say

dumb

[fallen cipher]

@elder arch

@wild mason

@stiff roost

HOP ON MINECRAFT

[elder arch]

No

[stiff roost]

blud I'm still on the bus

[elder arch]

🤫

Shush your mouth

[fallen cipher]

Please Venus

[stiff roost]

They take a long ass time too

[fallen cipher]

PLEASE

Venus you must play Minecraft with me

[elder arch]

Only if you buy me a game (you won’t)

[fallen cipher]

I cant

Please

[elder arch]

I said

🤫🤫🤫

[fallen cipher]

Please

PLEASE

PLEASE VENUS

[halcyon star]

[vital latch]

[west path]

shit

ive lost my faith in AO

[west path]

same nation thats now in a power vacuum 😍

@wraith quarry hosta rn

I need the goddamn session fish

i NEED IT

@vital latch Since youre a wine enjoyer, would you play this?

@rose cape Sorry but im never sleeping

[elder arch]

No

You have an addiction

[west path]

fear

oorah

[west path]

@midnight ocean btw these are extremely fucking based for true kin because they can give you free credit wedges so finding one is HUGE

GODDAMN

i want to get those injectors so bad but i think i might unironically have to get the yeshyrskin slippers theyre js too good

,roll 2

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

nvm its injectors!

fucking no way

average

PEAK QUD

[limpid plover]

The first

[spring bison]

I would make rizian wine

[sullen pawn]

i hosta

@wraith quarry @balmy epoch @frank latch @frosty drum @lucid oriole @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

w

dms

[sullen pawn]

@marsh lance @brittle gust @quick idol @wild mason @rose cape

@void axle @hollow garden @spring bison @wild mason @west path

[spring bison]

w

[west path]

2 cybernetics wedges for 1 credit

im up

[marsh lance]

Guh

[marsh lance]

We are solving it

I refuse to become a merchant republic because it BENEFITS you..

[elder arch]

Im taking over your nation

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

hgame

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

lowk yellow book..

[west path]

and also solves your problems

[elder arch]

Is there a dos version of this

[west path]

what

[elder arch]

I said is there a dos version?

[west path]

wtf is a dos version bro

@elder arch No. Stop asking.

Qud would not run on that

[elder arch]

Is there a dos version PLEAAASE TELL ME

I NEED DOS VERSION

[sullen pawn]

yo

never posted a map lol

[wild mason]

is the mw

fr

[sullen pawn]

yea?

im hosting rn

[wild mason]

epic

[marsh lance]

❌❌

[sullen pawn]

@west path hi ukraine

[west path]

@lucid oriole Special operation

[sullen pawn]

is this abt my mw

[west path]

can u wait a bit because i gotta brew some tea for myself

Im pretty eepy and i need tea to wake me up

[sullen pawn]

what special op lmfao

[spring bison]

excuse me

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-dancing-dance-gif-12093502

[sullen pawn]

(i think i have an idea but i wanna be sure)

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[marsh lance]

The Vogalian people are not aware of ideas of democracy (we are electing our next ruling house)

[sullen pawn]

play my mw when

[marsh lance]

do not force democracy where it is not needed!!

[marsh lance]

Not rn

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-be-a-patriot-i-am-a-patriot-happy4th-of-july-memorial-day-gif-6711689582104198927

[sullen pawn]

dead sessionb

[wild mason]

fr

maybe its all dms

[sullen pawn]

nope

no dms

[wild mason]

dam

oh btw

[spring bison]

deatj

[wild mason]

what nation do you wanna be in hoi4 garlic

im making a wb mod

fr

[spring bison]

did you add israel

lebronland

[wild mason]

gonna do that today

[spring bison]

fuck you

[sullen pawn]

cuba

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[wild mason]

send leader image

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-dancing-dance-gif-12093502

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn call the eac to decide how much aid to send to the friendly somalian government

[wild mason]

crazy

[west path]

@sullen pawn i got the tea

[sullen pawn]

which somalia

@hollow garden

[west path]

True

[spring bison]

wdym what somalia

[sullen pawn]

theres a few

[west path]

@sullen pawn can i begin working towards a more profitable venture in tourism by opening up resorts in crimea and some of our more promising spots for tourism

[sullen pawn]

yes

[spring bison]

🤯

[sullen pawn]

which color

ider which one is og somalia

[spring bison]

omfg blue

[sullen pawn]

ok

they say 60 million is good

[west path]

You know which one

[sullen pawn]

historical hatred, fear of being put in your sphere, they still have ties to NATO

or whats left of nato

[west path]

what?

How is romania unfriendly towards the russians

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn what is the situation of organized crime and drug trafficking currently in Colombia, following my previous crackdowns

[west path]

there is not much 'historical hatred' to be had

Do they not realize most of their grieviances come from when they were occupied by the USSR (which, by the way, was not Russia)

and during ww2, where they were fascist

the rest of their history was mostly ottoman occupation

[sullen pawn]

its still an issue but a little less bad

@lucid oriole btw bulgaria would like to join your alliance if you pay them a pretty penny

oh did i

nvm the pretty penny part

they just wanna join

do u accept

[balmy epoch]

imagine if blumiholls was online

[west path]

@wraith quarry why are you allowing germany to get all of its 1940s borders back 🤔

its only missing Austria

This seems a bit.. ridiculous..

[balmy epoch]

it’s against pig bread so it’s deserved

[alpine raft]

they sold me it

and its complicated

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn America begins the sale of weapons and ammunition to the German state

[alpine raft]

we accept

[west path]

ok but hes gonna take Wrocław

what will you do?

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason @west path @lucid oriole @balmy epoch @alpine raft
GERMANY OFFICIALLY CUT OFF ALL ECONOMIC AID TO POLAND

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn anti missile tech is traded to america for some top of the line jets

[sullen pawn]

Ok

[west path]

Why is he undermining his ally

?????

[spring bison]

🤯

[west path]

isnt this

a treaty break

..?

[alpine raft]

guess whos stationed at my fucking border

GUESS WHO MOTHERFUCKER

[west path]

who

im not clued in

[alpine raft]

oh yeah

lets just say

[sullen pawn]

yes

[alpine raft]

im very scared rn

[west path]

why are you scared cuh

[spring bison]

👽 👽 👽 👽

[west path]

??????

[spring bison]

nekcrop is just finding excuses to invade poland (for some reason)

the whole land transfer is just extremely alien and stupid

[west path]

yep

[wild mason]

@alpine raft this violates the polish constitution and many treaties going back to ww1

withdraw

NOW

frfr

[west path]

hes also broken the treaty several times

[spring bison]

ok kelon is literally trolling

[alpine raft]

motherfucker you mobilizing

[elder arch]

how tf do i draw eyes without making them look creepy

[wild mason]

fr

[alpine raft]

see

im not the fucking bad guy

THEY WOULD BE THE ONES ATTACKING ME

[wild mason]

🤫

[west path]

hes mobilizing to make his threat more... backed?

[west path]

CUZ YOU BROKE A TREATY

[alpine raft]

nah gang

[west path]

😭

[alpine raft]

he said he was aight with it

[wild mason]

withdraw

[alpine raft]

this is coming out the blue for me

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

Nek u is not the good guy here

as neutral as i am trying to be

[spring bison]

this situation is alien

[alpine raft]

gang

[west path]

poland is right

[alpine raft]

i am fucking lost

[spring bison]

he is the alien one

[sullen pawn]

yea but its entertaining and its gonna make the mw less boring

[alpine raft]

motherfucker

aight

@wild mason you

[sullen pawn]

love how i havnt railroaded once this mw and its going very well

[alpine raft]

you told me you were cool with me keeping the land

[wild mason]

gonna do it or not

fr

[alpine raft]

you told me you was cool with it

[west path]

tbf he didnt know the value of that land

[sullen pawn]

bulgaria joined the russo-turk alliance btw

[west path]

So like

[alpine raft]

no no

this was after that

[west path]

can u blame bro?

[wild mason]

that is true

[alpine raft]

he asked for it back

i said id already given him the money

[spring bison]

why did green split from nato

[alpine raft]

and tech

[spring bison]

thats stupid

[alpine raft]

then he said nah its cool

or something like that

[sullen pawn]

they didnt all split at once

[west path]

i think he meant he was gonna give it back

or smth

[sullen pawn]

the only one who split soley to join the alliance was romania

they all split for other reasons and ended up forming an alliance

[alpine raft]

not in my motherfucking understanding

[spring bison]

👽 👽

[west path]

ok but r u in a situation to deal with this

you broke an international treaty

i think u should just... concede

[alpine raft]

this tells me

he didnt give a fuck about the land

[west path]

ehat

[alpine raft]

and was cool with me keeping it

[west path]

wild

[west path]

cuh i think ur cooked

its either you fight over this with no international backing or he gets the land back

[alpine raft]

idgf about the land

[sullen pawn]

where did you get this info 😭

who told you he was getting no international backing

[alpine raft]

but the dude is a troll ngl

[sullen pawn]

it fo sho wasnt me

keep in mind france AND the us are players who are oil john ops

[west path]

and they would... ignore a treaty

[wild mason]

wtf is even going on fr

[west path]

being broken?

[void axle]

That’s what I want to know for real

[alpine raft]

you are going on

motherfucker

wht

why

you coulda just asked

[west path]

then give it back

theres no reason to fight a war which is going to ruin your econ

[marsh lance]

Begin involving the armed forces in hunting down these cartels to fully rid them from Colombia.
Make a decree that any cocaine or marijuana crops must be grown with a governmental license, and must be directed towards medical use only to prevent new cartels from forming, this license also comes with the agreement that the government may examine where they are sending the product of their plantation 🤯

[wild mason]

dms

[alpine raft]

im tryna talk this out

[sullen pawn]

alpha (ukraine) and poland are pushing for germany to give back the land they currently own

[west path]

his ass is NOT budging

[west path]

nawh i just think neks in the wrong

i mean he broke a treaty

nothing much else to say

[void axle]

Seriously what in the name of Christ, Muhammad and Buddha is going on here

[spring bison]

schizophrenia

[void axle]

Oh you let someone play Ukraine?

[west path]

nek broke an international treaty so now he kinda has to give back the land in said treaty

[sullen pawn]

yes because i like the way hes playing it

he isnt trying to 180 and oppose russia

[void axle]

You best watch out for the United Fruit Company my man

[sullen pawn]

hes playing with the cannon of the mw

[marsh lance]

This is NOT the 1980’s anymore 🗣️

[void axle]

You do realize the United Fruit Company renamed itself and has overthrown the Colombian government twice since the 1980s right

[wild mason]

@alpine raft fr if you dont give my land back i will do something DRASTIC

fr

[alpine raft]

hol on gang

lets talk this out

[sullen pawn]

if you fr say fr one more time im gonna fr run you over with my car
fr

[west path]

@alpine raft Also on top of this i recommend you withdraw from the slovak and Czech regions since a repeat of 1940s would not be nice

[void axle]

And they got charged by the US Supreme Court interfering in Colombian and Venezuelan politics and funding extremist militias

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-dancing-dance-gif-12093502

[sullen pawn]

LEVEL 59

IM ALMOST NOT A CRAB

HEHE

[alpine raft]

what slovak and czech regions?

[west path]

the nation that is in your alliance

[sullen pawn]

hes.. not in those??

[marsh lance]

The united fruit company must be kinda dumb because they helped Arlen Órle get elected as monarch of colombia currently 😭

[west path]

I fear youre going to use it to seize them

[sullen pawn]

they are his allies not his puppets 😭

[void axle]

Didn’t they voluntarily join their alliance

[sullen pawn]

his army isnt in their borders

[marsh lance]

I turned Colombia back into a monarchy gang

[west path]

yeah but he literally has a gateway into former czechoslovakia

Does ANYBODY want that?

they should stay neutral

[void axle]

I remember their new name now

Chiquita

[sullen pawn]

?

whos name

[void axle]

The United Fruit Company became Chiquita

[sullen pawn]

oh

[void axle]

I couldn’t remember off the top of my head what they changed their name to

[void axle]

But the Czechs and Slovaks volunteered

It’s literally repeating 1940

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn check dms

[void axle]

Making Germany abandon the Czechs and Slovaks is literally what Britain made France and the Soviets do

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason @alpine raft Im not doing your dms

[void axle]

Why is the name of the first Soviet dictator autoblocked?

[alpine raft]

fuck you

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason go thru with your plans or you're out of the mw

[alpine raft]

bro what

fuck you

[sullen pawn]

why are you trying to cheese

[west path]

bro what

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119479236781166622/1296298204555378718/caption.gif

[alpine raft]

im not cheesing

[wild mason]

fine

[alpine raft]

why are you railroading

he railroading

this was gonna be fire

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn arm nuclear defence systems and entrench on german border

[sullen pawn]

im not that plan in dms is stupid and it makes no sense why your governments would 180 like that

[sullen pawn]

Ok

[alpine raft]

so uh

who's actually attacking who?

[west path]

@alpine raft give up the land goddamit

youre escalating this

[alpine raft]

nah man

[west path]

@sullen pawn Arm nuclear defense systems if i have any btw

[alpine raft]

this not good

[sullen pawn]

i dont think ukraine has much

[alpine raft]

garlic railroading

fr

you cant do this garlic

[sullen pawn]

not what railroading is btw

[alpine raft]

bro the fun police

[west path]

You would not have realistically reached your target btw

[sullen pawn]

telling players they cant do something isnt railroading

[west path]

remember what poland has? and where it would fly over?

[void axle]

Pretty sure you gave them all up

[balmy epoch]

Ukraine still got the Soviet era weapons

[alpine raft]

you still dont understand what i was doing

[alpine raft]

it is the fun police behaviour

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason @alpine raft just do what u guys were gonna do :p it was good

[alpine raft]

it woulda been so funny

[void axle]

Did we start before the collapse of the Soviet Union? Did Ukraine not give up all their nuclear weapons in this timeline?

[alpine raft]

nah you railroading

[sullen pawn]

no we started in 2018 😭

[wild mason]

too late gang

[sullen pawn]

its 2024 now

[balmy epoch]

I meant their conventional weapons

it’s all old

[void axle]

Oh yeah, because the Ukraine War didn’t happen

So Americas didn’t send them new Polish MiGs

And the Germans no helmets

Or Leopards

[sullen pawn]

@alpine raft @wild mason btw that region that germany now owns is starting to devolope its own regional identity, its been back and fourth between german powers and a central polish state multiple times in the last 130 years

[void axle]

Prussia?

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-4375529952616887689

[void axle]

Your telling me PRUSSIA is returning?

[wild mason]

the dont even own Konigsburg

fr

[alpine raft]

YOOOOOO

[sullen pawn]

this region

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/prussia-victory-prussian-victory-gif-20974358

[void axle]

That’s like, “central Prussia”

[west path]

the fuck are you on

???????

[void axle]

The return of Prussian identity is upon us

[west path]

As a pole this is like fucking fully wrong

[sullen pawn]

im trying to start new lore 👽

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ngmyh-1qgsg

[sullen pawn]

is it omega dumb

[west path]

ALL OF THE GERMANS WERE DEPORTED OUT OF IT

[wild mason]

@alpine raft alright bud return the land or i will declare war

[sullen pawn]

ill retcon it!

[void axle]

It is, but it’s really funny

[west path]

YES

[alpine raft]

nuh uh

ion want to

[sullen pawn]

i mean they can.. move back

[wild mason]

grrrrrrr

[alpine raft]

i wanna kiss you

no war

just love

[balmy epoch]

BRING BACK PRUSSIA

[wild mason]

you made me do this.....

[sullen pawn]

nvm im retconning it

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn declare war on germany

[sullen pawn]

its dumb

[alpine raft]

we can unite

[void axle]

It may be super dumb but it would be really fucking funny to have Prussia return in 2024

[elder arch]

is this "art" good game roomers?

[wild mason]

wait what

[sullen pawn]

GET THIS ON STARBORED!

[alpine raft]

we can unite bro

[sullen pawn]

OPE

[alpine raft]

trust

[sullen pawn]

NOPE

[alpine raft]

it would be fire

[sullen pawn]

IM RAILROADING

[wild mason]

gah dam

[sullen pawn]

NO UNIFICAITON

[spring bison]

the soviets supported the czechoslovaks

[sullen pawn]

LMFAO

TOO LATE

[alpine raft]

bro tryna split apart our love

[wild mason]

fr

[alpine raft]

but taht aint gon stop me

[vital latch]

btw I was planning to host in 30m

[void axle]

The great nation of Germano-Polisha

[elder arch]

people stop screaming at eachother and rate this art

[wild mason]

german polish confederation

[west path]

just sue for peace on the ground of unification

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason send plans in dms

[alpine raft]

@wild mason i love you bro, lets unite

[west path]

ong

[void axle]

The Germano-Polisha Empire

[alpine raft]

@wild mason im doing that

[sullen pawn]

can u not do dumb shit

[west path]

also Kelon if you do this

[alpine raft]

sue for peace on the ground of unification

[west path]

i am going to march ukrainian troops into your land

[void axle]

You uh

[west path]

That is a clear breach of what oil said

[alpine raft]

@wild mason i wanna unify and il sue for peace for it

[west path]

'Further german expansion will be met with armed resistance'

[void axle]

You missed the part where I said the French and Soviets were supporting them didn’t ya

France and the Soviets wanted to go to war in the defence of Czechoslovakia

[west path]

multiple 180s in government policy are not nice

[void axle]

The British fucked them over

They could have defeated the Germans at Czechoslovakia

But nooooooooooooooo

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-dancing-dance-gif-12093502

[spring bison]

I cant read btw

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn SEND THE MESSAGE

[void axle]

I just got a YouTube advertisement for the Democrats

[spring bison]

average america

[void axle]

Mind you I live in Canada

[sullen pawn]

POLAND LAUNCHES NUKE!!
USING ONE OF 4 NUKES PREVIOUSLY PROVIDED BY THE GERMANS AND THE FRENCH, POLAND SENDS A NUKE TOWARDS MUNICH CLAIMING IT TO "SIT DOWN THE NOTZIS ONCE AND FOR ALL"
The Missile was intercepted and blew over Prague, Prague and surrounding areas is suffering from nuclear winds

[wraith quarry]

i threatened russia with nukes if they touched poland or germany