🎲game-room

[fallen cipher]

Sjskwiwis

@elder arch hop on Minecraft

[elder arch]

Im hopping on now

[fallen cipher]

WWWWWWWWWWW22WWWWWW

@elder arch do /lobby

@wild mason AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wild mason]

What

[fallen cipher]

I just leaked my coords bro 😭😭😭

[wild mason]

Mf im in the lobby it's probably Venus not sleeping

[fallen cipher]

It's day

[alpine raft]

@west path yo gang i got armored horsemen, are they good, i have 250 of them

[wild mason]

i was busy seeing just how bad the survival server is

every time i tried to do anything I got a popup saying "WELL ACTUALLY YOU CANT"

[mortal moat]

Spawn has almost everything claimed

[wild mason]

that is stupid

i feel like the first 1000 blocks out from spawn should not be able to be claimed by anybody

[mortal moat]

Craft a boat and follow the river

You will get away in no time

[vagrant ginkgo]

the hausa and igbo still have a united common identity

this is just professional yap right here

[unique moat]

Guys is there a bedrock server

I can help

[jagged niche]

join #1276858106961465374 ong

[rose cape]

everyone else is just following my example

i did the first spawn trap 🤫

[woeful condor]

I don’t understand

[rose cape]

you killed our beloved channel

[woeful condor]

What channel

[rose cape]

#🍃minecraft-server

[woeful condor]

How did I kill it?

[rose cape]

ask @fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

@mortal moat @rose cape JOIN ANARCHY

[rose cape]

i will be on a trackpad

[fallen cipher]

Huh

[fallen cipher]

So are you joining anarchy

Yes or no

[rose cape]

maybe

@woeful condor is this true?

[woeful condor]

Shouldn’t happen may be an incompatibility with a mod

[rose cape]

ok it should work now i think

[hardy edge]

@west path speak

I wanna see the new color

[mortal moat]

You can always rank me up to bowling bowl

[sullen pawn]

Can you be at todays session

[rose cape]

no

[elder arch]

So i played the byzantines, and then immediately there’s a popup, it says that i’m not the true ruler of the nation, i pick “i will not be blackmailed” and then a fucking massive civil war happens that’s like half of my nation. So i just quit

Ck2 is fun

[elder arch]

@west path has this ever happened to you?

[sullen pawn]

I’m npcing you (not forever)

[hardy edge]

true

[rose cape]

real

@west path how good are you at bowling

😱

[hardy edge]

congrats on making it into the #📜worldbox-history

[wraith quarry]

send me coords

i will visit you

genuinely im not a griefer individual

[rose cape]

you seem like one

[frank latch]

he isn't

[rose cape]

how would you know

[wraith quarry]

because we play together on mc

[frank latch]

real

[rose cape]

maybe you are hiding your true personality

[wraith quarry]

i dont grief because i've been griefed before

[rose cape]

every griefer has

[wraith quarry]

i know it's not fun to watch your work get deleted in three seconds

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii belemin!!

[prime compass]

Nso!!

[limpid plover]

Hru today

[prime compass]

Good wbu

[limpid plover]

Im okay

[prime compass]

Hm ok

[marsh lance]

I remember i invited two kids onto my minecraft survival world (that i may or may not have cheated on and ruined a friendship for) and they stole all my shit, destroyed my home and left

[limpid plover]

Heh

[marsh lance]

GOOOOD MORNING GAMAROOM
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI SKILLA
HI FISH
HI AMAZ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI TIADEE
HI HONEYBEE
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI OILA
HI ZPLAYS
HI QWASA
HI BELEMIN
HI WARLUS
HI NSO
HI GARLIC
HI TOAST
HI VENUS
HI COSMIC
Hello fakha 😡

HI EVERYONEE

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii pat!!

[hazy lichen]

Didn't Kate-N-Switch and Cita leave?

[fallow lark]

hai pat

patlefishe

[limpid plover]

Hiiii wolfie

Hru

[fallow lark]

Hai nso

I'm alive

How is you

[limpid plover]

Im okay I guess

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/scherezade-shroff-city-girl-time-lapse-lapse-gif-12558782

[fallow lark]

2025 will be an interesting year

https://tenor.com/view/i-drive-drive-blank-face-crash-dayz-gif-2723809509668789821

[wraith quarry]

that sucks

[wraith quarry]

DayZ

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[hollow bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DHdM_HMnM6c?feature=share @rose cape Do you play with this

[hollow bobcat]

Gamefreak 😱

[fallow lark]

Me logging on after having been grounded to find the custom tmd plot world me and some friends built with commands etc completely leveled with tnt

[fallow lark]

Gamesfreak was a nice indie game site

[wraith quarry]

yep

[fallow lark]

It was mainly me who built it too smh

[wraith quarry]

the glass is cool but the rest is mid

[fallow lark]

They rped mainly I made the terrain and structures so it was primarily a me loss

[west path]

cataphracts are best but you cant get them since you arent byzantine

[west path]

no

[west path]

holy shit this color is disgusting

🤮

[wraith quarry]

oof

@west path fatty

[limpid plover]

Betrayal

[west path]

yeah thats a claimnant faction

if you won it you would have gotten the nation back

[west path]

not often but yeah i had it happen like 6 times

i usually either won the war, lost it and got forced into a duke position

or bought mercenaries to win

[west path]

ive only gone bowling once in my life

[west path]

what

ive had this rank for like 5 days now vro

[fallow lark]

POV france

[west path]

REAL

ck2 civil wars were inspired by france

[limpid plover]

If we sank France

[rose cape]

yes

[rose cape]

oh my god this color is beautiful on the phone

[west path]

i use light mode it does not mix

This is disgusting

end my misery

[fallow lark]

Auto mod is oppression

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[rose cape]

oh obviously

because youre a disgusting mode user

it’s not the color

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[fallow lark]

"Apple"
"Pomme"
||[The Ministry of Truth has removed this message]||
900 years of war

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: "apple" "apple" ||. [This post was removed by the Department of Justice]||.

[fallow lark]

Uhuh

Department of justice

Ok buddy

[rose cape]

DoJ 😱

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

nerd emoji

light mode is based

[rose cape]

youre a minority as a light mode user 🤫

[fallow lark]

Light mode is for those over 40 years of age

[west path]

im literally a minority irl 🙏 😭

[fallow lark]

Haha imagine being aged

[west path]

this changes nothing

[rose cape]

you are a pole in poland

[fallow lark]

You're literally a duck

[west path]

im kashubian

that is an ethnic minority in poland

[fallow lark]

You're a duck

[west path]

also half silesian which does kinda make me two ethnic minorities...

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[limpid plover]

Lie

[rose cape]

ok youre just prussian

[fallow lark]

(Ducks aren't humans)

[west path]

the fact that you dont recognize this minority seems kind of odd...

[rotund oxide]

@west path role colour

[west path]

i hate it

[rotund oxide]

Yeah that's because you're uncool

This colour is awesome

[ivory crest]

hello humans

[rotund oxide]

And it finally fits wit the emoji

[noble cedar]

@west path your role color looks hideous wtf

[noble cedar]

Hi

[rotund oxide]

You're so wrong

[rose cape]

@west path is this true?? when is the polish inasion of russia???

[rotund oxide]

It looks awesome

[limpid plover]

Hiii tiadee

[rotund oxide]

[noble cedar]

For some reason I have embedded trauma for that color

Everytime I see it I wanna throw up

[rotund oxide]

It's just cyan

[rose cape]

true…

[noble cedar]

Because when I was really young

[rotund oxide]

It's just cyan

[noble cedar]

I ate a candy with exactly that color

And it made me sick

[rose cape]

why is tiadee yapping

just say you hate me

[noble cedar]

Tryna distract myself

[noble cedar]

Hiii

[rotund oxide]

Well when I was really young I ate a candy of that colour and it WAS sick

Coolest candy in the land

[rose cape]

when i was young i ate candy

[alpine raft]

But should i get more?

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Cataphracts are great, but you're not Byzantine, so you don't have them.

[noble cedar]

Duality of humanity

[limpid plover]

Hru

[limpid plover]

When I was young I ate food

[rotund oxide]

It's such a good colour tho

[noble cedar]

Very bad and you?

[rotund oxide]

Send a sc

[rose cape]

dumanity of humility

[rotund oxide]

Of their role

[noble cedar]

I like the brighter alternatives

[rotund oxide]

Rn

Send a sc

Wha

[rose cape]

👽

what did fish mean by this

[limpid plover]

Why do you feel bad?

[rose cape]

what is

[limpid plover]

Fish what

[wraith quarry]

fakherland

[rose cape]

no???

[wraith quarry]

they are

[rose cape]

not

[stiff roost]

Tf does fakherland have to do with jews??

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: you are late

[limpid plover]

What is fish talking about bro

[rose cape]

there is no jewish homeland because judaism is a religion 👽

[limpid plover]

Alien moment

[rose cape]

there are multiple fakheri states

[wraith quarry]

the holy land:

[rose cape]

that doesnt make it a homeland???

[wraith quarry]

yes

[stiff roost]

Ik this is a joke but please don't joke about this

Like change topic here or smth at least

[wraith quarry]

go away

[rose cape]

then it is also the homeland of 2 billion christians 👽

[hardy edge]

I think it's pretty cook

cool

[wraith quarry]

yes

[limpid plover]

Why is fish being an alien

[kindred fjord]

So what do you pro gamers do anyway

Do any of you play Star Wars the Old Republic

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dawntrail-ffxiv-dawntrail-final-fantasy-dawntrail-ffxiv-ff14-gif-7579421495622029183

[kindred fjord]

Shut up

[noble cedar]

Boarding school is making me feel awful

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ff14-ffxiv-ffryne-ryne-minfilia-gif-7490553630254331686

[wraith quarry]

play map wars

or talk about politics because mods dont come in here

[kindred fjord]

Real

[hardy edge]

im almost done with dawntrail btw @kindred fjord

I pushed through all the dlcs

and finally im on the last one

[kindred fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-abbott-elementary-gregory-greg-abbott-gif-11973503723217435922

[hardy edge]

the story has been so fucking good

[wraith quarry]

genuinely, we've talked about the israel-hamas war, russo-ukraine war
the general garbageness of the U.S
and also how poland is inferior to every nation on earth

[hardy edge]

especially Shadow Bringers

it's top tier

[limpid plover]

Evil

[kindred fjord]

SWTOR’s got bangers too man

Especially Knights of the Eternal Empire

Oh that was PEAK

[hardy edge]

Oh I bet

[wraith quarry]

yeah and it generally remains friendly-ish because this channel is an echo chamber

[hardy edge]

Idk man the game felt so clunky at first

it was weird

why dont we compromise and play world of warcraft

[kindred fjord]

Toast after the Sith Emperor casually ate an entire planet then fucked off everyone in the fandom was panicking like

“What next? He’s OUT there. And he eats planets like Nihilus hut he doesn’t do it out of hunger, just cuz he WANTS to. THE FUCK DO WE DO?”

And then he invades the galaxy with a super empire.

[hardy edge]

based

[kindred fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/swtor-vaylin-the-old-republic-sith-jedi-gif-23812282

https://tenor.com/view/swtor-aviriia-the-old-republic-star-wars-sith-gif-23812319

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-the-old-republic-vitiate-valkorion-come-with-me-son-gif-11759941864768036678

Like this man just exists to scare people

@hardy edge He also pulls an Obi Wan Kenobi and LETS himself be killed

He didn’t have to, he just LETS himself die

[limpid plover]

I hope everything goes right for you

[hardy edge]

wowzers

why would he do this

[limpid plover]

Bye guys

[kindred fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/swtor-ko-tfe-valkorion-arcann-that-is-why-you-fail-gif-22326741

He easily oneshots his son who he LETS kill him

Lol

Like

This man is just harsh

[frosty drum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ublTxct_bFM?si=gZaTr7Vw-KUj9JlQ we need this

[frosty drum]

@hardy edge @kindred fjord

[balmy epoch]

when do we all collectively agree to hang garlic

[kindred fjord]

https://youtu.be/2bmsNa9GOR0?si=huTax_i1yDU_5jpC

[balmy epoch]

no vapers are allowed here

[elder arch]

test

[kindred fjord]

@wraith quarry btw since I gifted you a subscription you have access to this peak dlc

[balmy epoch]

test

[elder arch]

OH MY GOD MY DISCORD IS LAGGING SO MUCH

[balmy epoch]

move to a better country

[elder arch]

mf

my internet is usually fine

and then suddenly discord decides to start lagging for 3 minutes

[balmy epoch]

the new bowling ball color is ass

thank God i don’t have it

idk how to describe it

looks terrible tho

the old one was genuinely nice

it looks wet

[hardy edge]

it was just too similar to tornado rank currently

maybe if the bowling ball rank had jsut a tint of brightness to it, maybe...

[stiff roost]

No

[balmy epoch]

barely tbh

[wraith quarry]

yes

tmods are not welcome here

[limpid plover]

Everyone is welcome fish

[wraith quarry]

no

[balmy epoch]

not fish

[west path]

that is one huge crowd

[west path]

i FUCKING HATE IT

[balmy epoch]

YEAH

[west path]

this is not the color of a bowling ball

[balmy epoch]

IT LOOKS SO BAD

genuinely fuck amaz

[west path]

eithey they go with the dark look or go back to the old one

[balmy epoch]

ruined the color to look smart

[west path]

a bowling ball is meant to be DARKER THAN THIS SAD BLUE

[west path]

he also refuses to recognize an entire ethnic minority 🤔

he fails to recognize the existence of kashubians as an ethnic minority which feels xenophobic

[balmy epoch]

didn’t even ask the bowling balls like wtf

[west path]

yeah

@hardy edge ban him when

[west path]

@wraith quarry i set up a waterway in my city (its that huge ass yellow line)

My needs... they grow..

[hardy edge]

anwyays blame @rose cape it was his color choice

[balmy epoch]

we are blaming him

he’s being kicked out of game room

[wraith quarry]

MORE CANALS

MORE

MPORE

MORE

MORE

MORE

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry you should remove amazting from your mw cuz he did the color change

[wraith quarry]

wha

[frank latch]

I'll do that if you make a deal

[rose cape]

blame @mystic garden he accepted the suggestion

[rose cape]

nope

[wraith quarry]

chat is this real

[mystic garden]

New thing bad old thing good ooga booga

[west path]

they will kill me

[west path]

ok but do you seriously think this color goes well with the role

[wraith quarry]

no

MORE

CANALS

[wraith quarry]

okay but the color sucks

fix it

[west path]

you cannot just blame it on us being conservative considering how it should still be treated as an honest complaint

[rose cape]

~bt

[rose cape]

yes

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: New, bad, old, good, ugly

[rose cape]

most people like it aswell btw

[west path]

it does not

[mystic garden]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

it looks awful

[west path]

are they bowling balls

[mystic garden]

And it's different from tornado

And any other role

So it's good

[wraith quarry]

make tornado green

bowling ball gets tornado color

[mystic garden]

You're insane

[wraith quarry]

fixed

[west path]

imo it just feels like an ugly mix like you should have either stuck with the light or went more into the dark hue

right now its just an ugly mix

[rose cape]

fish you are getting nuked for this

[west path]

bowling balls do not look like this

[west path]

i would do this if my people werent pissed

primarily cause i have humans in the place

[fallow lark]

what game is this

[rose cape]

it is literally taken from the worldbox bowling ball 👽

[mystic garden]

Bowling balls can have any color so your point doesn't really make sense

[fallow lark]

I'm going to take every bowling bowl on earth

And paint it that blue

[west path]

true but........

[fallow lark]

Wyd

[west path]

i just dont fuck with the deep turquoise ngl

[west path]

Drive over it, i have winter tires

they are NOT going anywhere

as in

they arent getting destroyed

[fallow lark]

Based reaction

[west path]

the struggle of temperate countries is that winter tires are the worlds most durable thing and also the worlds most heavy thing

it builds strength though since you replace them every winter

(if you dont you are a criminal)

[mystic garden]

Would you fw being able to show whichever rank (that you have unlocked so far) you wanted?

[fallow lark]

Being a northerner is knowing that all season tires don't exist

[west path]

im not gonna change my rank because of a color 😭

[west path]

REAL

[mystic garden]

I think you didn't understand the question

[west path]

yes

[mystic garden]

It would be handled by a bot not manually done

But hey I was just throwing the idea

[west path]

i need my casino income i cant change ranks

its important for the decafa and honey bee race to super pumpkin

[mystic garden]

Crazy competition

[west path]

whoever puts on the most weight in the shortest amount of time wins

[frank latch]

enable hover mode

[west path]

nerd emoji

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch why did you take a bite out of ukraine

[rose cape]

so i grab my ar15 and start shooting into all the dark areas

[rose cape]

um... just rank up??

[fallow lark]

Upon firing you are immediately mag dumped from various different angles

[rose cape]

no because my windows are closed

[fallow lark]

Then how are you shooting

[rose cape]

with the robot controlled gun mounted on the roof

this is my car btw

LEVEL UP @rose cape! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 67! WOOP WOOP.

[fallow lark]

One of them has an RPG-7

[wraith quarry]

as good as ukraine is gonna get

[lucid oriole]

#🎲game-room message

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[brittle gust]

No lifeee

[rose cape]

you are higher rank than me

[rose cape]

i would still win

[brittle gust]

I never said I wasn't a no life

Im a better no life

[rose cape]

i have a life

otherwise i would be dead

[brittle gust]

I mean figuratively

[hardy edge]

from;

whoops

[rose cape]

from;

whoops

[alpine raft]

@west path im upgrading my military a bit once i finish il send a pic, its glorious and expensive. Also im making 79 gold a month.

[elder arch]

When are we all playing VR chat

[brittle gust]

Idk man vr goggles can be expensive

[brittle gust]

What year is it

Guh

[alpine raft]

@west path @hollow garden what do yall think of my army

1319

oh shii pic blurry asf

[brittle gust]

Cataphracts?

[alpine raft]

armored horsemen

im bohemia

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[brittle gust]

Explains the income

[alpine raft]

and im making 62.4 normally factoring in the army

[brittle gust]

Insane

[alpine raft]

lemme show you my income

[brittle gust]

Wow

Imagine the amount you'd get if your religion got lay clergy

You could get money from the church holdings directly then....

[alpine raft]

im like halfway to creating my own faith

but they will consider me hostile

[elder arch]

I only have CK2 with no dlcs

Its so over

[lucid oriole]

poor little child

nothing to his name

[alpine raft]

i almost got all the thingies in culture

[hollow garden]

H

[alpine raft]

hey bro

you see my army?

[brittle gust]

Sî

[brittle gust]

Meh fuck them

[prime compass]

E

[alpine raft]

i became my liege's steward so now im making 80 gold per month

(only reason i havent rebelled is due to me having guaranteed council rights and literally no money taxes)

(yes i had to spend decades getting hooks on these emperors)

[stiff roost]

that's fair tbh

[brittle gust]

Lmao

W

You're basically independent

Now get title revocation protected

Coinage rights too

All the rights xD

[alpine raft]

yeah i think im gonna go ahead and do that next generation ngl, i already have all the inovations too. im decades ahead of others im extremely rich its wild that im this succesful (tbh i did turn down the difficulty cuz i was quite sure if this was even a possible thing)

i also outspend the kaiser by double so thats vibes, he only makes like 20 more than me

wait no i do make more than him, and spend more than him

[west path]

Real

[west path]

wtf

[west path]

now do this in regular difficulty

[alpine raft]

nah this took me like 200 years to do, im not gonna do that. this is a one time thing it was really fun tho now that everyone is so bloated fighting is kinda mehhhh do i need to? nahhh

[elder arch]

whats some good mods for ck2

im looking to customize the game without dlcs

[west path]

not worthwhile

[alpine raft]

i could rebel but thats just mehhhhhh. or i could try to take over the empire @west path should i try and take over the empire?

[west path]

just get dlc

[west path]

no

HRE succession is so ass

its a terrible empire

thats why i told you to take over a kingdom

@alpine raft imo form west slavia

[vital latch]

@west path holy shit you're ugly now

[west path]

literally

i was arguing this too

[alpine raft]

see i have a problem, im missing the entirety of west slavia

[frosty drum]

@west path Hello New Color role
Are you from around here?

[west path]

isnt bohemia west slavia

[vital latch]

the new color literally sucks

[frosty drum]

I like it

[west path]

admins say nobody says that

[alpine raft]

i need to completely control all of it

[vital latch]

and they're wrong

[alpine raft]

@west path should i try to become independent i actively profit off being a vassal ngl

[west path]

get west slavia

conquer most of the land and then rebel

[alpine raft]

id have to invade poland and shit.

[west path]

if youre in line to inherit the HRE

immediately rebel

you will lose more being the HRE emperor than staying a regular ass vassal

[alpine raft]

why, they just choose their children, right

[west path]

you make 79 gold per month just buy mercs toh andle allat

😭

[west path]

nope

its elective

[alpine raft]

87*

[west path]

i think its for all nobles

[alpine raft]

horrible

[vital latch]

any of these would be better imo

[alpine raft]

i mean i got 35 thousand men the emperor has 57 thousand men

i could ally a few fuckers to be independent

[vital latch]

anything but the hideous dark cyan though

[prime compass]

Left

A

[alpine raft]

@west path

[west path]

or they just go further dark

🤯

[west path]

uhh

yeah thats winnable

[alpine raft]

also did you see i outspend the emperor 2 to 1

[west path]

if you played ck2 odds are this would all crumble down on succession 😇

ck3 is just... easy

[alpine raft]

i got primogeniture like a century ago

[west path]

tbf you should have gotten it earlier

@alpine raft you should form the french empire and make the dominant religion in it be warmongering pagans who sacrifice people

shit would be so funny

[alpine raft]

gang its 1324 the earlist i can get begin unlocking it is 1200 and its if i research the ammount needed to unlock it

[west path]

@midnight ocean qud peaked

[west path]

fair enough

u should still make that france thing i suggested though

[alpine raft]

nah, honestly im gonna see if i can do a dissolution faction against the hre see if i can save the world lmfao

[west path]

peak

im hopping on ck2 what shoudl i play

[alpine raft]

im gona go intrigue and see if i can get hooks on these fuckers and make em join

[west path]

what era too

[alpine raft]

late middle ages its peak

[west path]

blawg just BUY MERCENARIES

[west path]

then im only gonna have 100 years of gameplay before everything ends

😭

ck2 doesnt have a soft end date it just straight up makes you unable to play instead

[alpine raft]

insane

[elder arch]

Arent there mods that disable this

[alpine raft]

lemme check

[west path]

yes but im not playing heavy modded

[west path]

so which date

769 is when the carling empire is around and everything else u should know

except 936 thats uhh catholicism in migration period i think

[alpine raft]

769 is vibes

hold up

hre fighting the byzantines

@west path when do i strike during or after the war?

[west path]

peak europa

[west path]

strike now

[alpine raft]

aight

imma savescum tho

dissolution here we comeee LEROYYYY JENKINSSS

[west path]

@alpine raft where

should i start as a random ass count in the french states

[alpine raft]

WESSEX

[elder arch]

They had to divide france into two states or it would be too powerful

[elder arch]

You can start as a count?

[west path]

its divided for historical accuracy

[west path]

🤫

[alpine raft]

im losing fucking 50 a month ahhh

so i was absolutely smashed

[west path]

dont you have fucktons saved up

[alpine raft]

5k not that much

[west path]

@alpine raft i lowk wanna play as a random german duke and break free from the karlings

count not duke

[alpine raft]

its gonna be hilarious do it

im gonna strike later into their war

when he's weaker

[west path]

@alpine raft is he perfect

[elder arch]

Were states a lot more volatile in the middle ages

[alpine raft]

oui

[elder arch]

Like i feel bad for the medieval kings cause they had to manage a million counts that could rebel from them at any time

Its hard to manage a medieval nation because you cant really communicate over long distances

How tf do they organize things

[alpine raft]

@west path imma rush the capital and other important places

and im gonna leave one army in prague to defend

[hardy edge]

game?

[west path]

ck2

[west path]

what

you are removing active combatants

you could rush over and unsiege prague cuh

[alpine raft]

gang its 7 years to siege the capital

[west path]

also i made a mercenary company

[hardy edge]

based or?

[alpine raft]

how much fucking defences did this dude make

[hardy edge]

which is better: ck2 or ck3

[alpine raft]

im gonna get alliances

[west path]

its a good game

[alpine raft]

oh my god

[west path]

both are good in their own right ngl

[alpine raft]

@west path i can get an alliance with the byzantine empire

[west path]

guh

[alpine raft]

once the war finishes

im gonna call them in against the hre when i can

hre getting they ass beat

[marsh lance]

Uhh qevie

Hegel wants me to recognize heljiland

If i say i wanna stay neutral do i lose the deal

Wait

Did lebron leave?

Oh

Nvm

[alpine raft]

@west path hey the hre got beat so bad im like 174% strong against them

[marsh lance]

@spring bison i may have made the wrong move, but uhh, i tried to make the deal with hegel and hoorten but he wanted me to recognize heljiland (would compromise the agnolia deal)

Hegel wanted me to recognize

Sorry

[alpine raft]

@west path HE ACCEPT THE DISSOLUTION DEMANDS NO MORE FUCKING HRE

[marsh lance]

Its not possible!

[west path]

show map

[west path]

likely

Hegels end goal is getting better support on Hejiland 👽

[west path]

now begin stealing land and form your own HRE

with better succession

[elder arch]

Does anyone want to hear my idea of a space map war that’s actually fun to play and interesting

[west path]

or fight poland and make west slavia

[vital latch]

"show map" is a game room qoute of all time

[marsh lance]

What the sigma

Hegel is a fake one

We should just sink heljiland

[vital latch]

btw is it just me or is the console france color brighter

[marsh lance]

But then that would compromise my deal with agnolia, thus killing the trade and would make me invest in agnolia!!

Agnolia would lose investment

[alpine raft]

idk all i know is the hre is fucking gone

[marsh lance]

Because it stabilizes when agnland deal

[west path]

thats just the light bouncing off

not the actual game look

[vital latch]

oh yeah forgor that was a thing

[west path]

@alpine raft americans dont have physics and chemistry as mandatory 🥀

[alpine raft]

@west path how do i take lands en masse?

[west path]

claims from the pope

or claim throne

or just get fucktons of prestige

[lucid oriole]

why is bro playing on console

[west path]

for conquests

[alpine raft]

well you see i like console more

[west path]

he has a good console and doesnt have that great of a pc

[vital latch]

we do but I failedn't chemistry (I literally cheesed my way to a B)

[lucid oriole]

console is behind on updates

by a lot

[west path]

how far behind

[alpine raft]

i got the game for free too due to console

[lucid oriole]

Several updates

Like literally

[west path]

zamn

[lucid oriole]

More than 2 years

[vital latch]

tbf console can feel better

[lucid oriole]

They last updated for royal court which was 2021 or 2022

[vital latch]

map games idk though...

[alpine raft]

i got ck2 btw

on pc

[west path]

france bros it might be over

[west path]

whole different experience

[frank latch]

no
Chemistry and Physics are not required courses

By federal law

[vital latch]

arg im trying to hard to not spend 60-70$ on a full priced rpg

[frank latch]

It's up to individual states

[vital latch]

and why should I know this

they're required where I am so they're required to my knowledge

[frank latch]

[balmy epoch]

states rights

[vital latch]

we should become a confederacy

[frank latch]

why does this sound familiar

[balmy epoch]

true

no slavery tho

[hollow garden]

Federalism is so gay 😔✊

when is the US becoming centralised completely

who even cares about state rights

[balmy epoch]

we need a federalized arab state

[frank latch]

"you can't use gay as an insult" ☝️ 🤓

[hollow garden]

no we need a centralised one honey bee

[balmy epoch]

under baghdad’s rule

not cairo

[hollow garden]

If there is no one to hear a tree fall

[hollow garden]

Did it really fall?

[balmy epoch]

femboys are gay

[hollow garden]

How good is her martial

[frank latch]

well
I've never seen a tree float

[alpine raft]

@hollow garden i colapsed the hre

[elder arch]

So basically, the starting date is around 2250, and after overpopulation and global warming concerns on Earth at around the year 2050, humans left for the stars. But there’s an issue. Ships at that time were very slow, and it took many decades to even reach the first stars outside of the solar system. Some colonies even failed due to a lack of resources, or just unluckiness.

Now. 200 years later. Ships at this time go at around 10-20% of the speed of light. A few stellar nations exist, made up of many states due to the lack of communication between stars (it takes years btw for messages to reach other solar systems) Nations at this time are unstable and volatile, just like the Kingdoms of the Middle Ages. One wrong move could lead to an entire star system going silent or seperating from the nation entirely.

Most people still live on Earth, as most people fear that space is too risky. But there are some successful colonies, and certainly many resources to be extracted.

[hollow garden]

Tell the lore

[balmy epoch]

when is mega mw hosted

[alpine raft]

i was kinda bored, i didnt really feel the hre being my liege. so i colapsed them

[frank latch]

idk
when you gonna finish it?

[balmy epoch]

btw because of how big mega mw is it’s being renamed to giga mw

[elder arch]

Would u guys play this btw

[hollow garden]

It's never happening

[balmy epoch]

i keep giving up

[hollow garden]

It's like Hytale

[frank latch]

@balmy epoch we should coordinate the ending of Bowistan and the start of Mega MW perfectly so people can transition fairly well

[hollow garden]

You shouldn't

[frank latch]

in 2192

[hollow garden]

you should continue even if it's hard

[balmy epoch]

next summer probably

[hollow garden]

@frank latch host bowistan

Fr fr

[frank latch]

you didn't say it in Gamlusian

[hollow garden]

Hoßt Boußtau

[balmy epoch]

i have no passion left for map wars

[frank latch]

that's... wrong

[balmy epoch]

this is why i can’t get into bowistan and manneva 2 when it existed

[noble cedar]

Halte eine Bowistan Sitzung

[elder arch]

My space map war is going to be much more ambitious than manneva 2

[frank latch]

I don't speak Deutsch

[noble cedar]

Skiissue

[frank latch]

[hollow garden]

@frank latch please

I'm dying

[frank latch]

(I will remember this)

[prime compass]

Host session

[balmy epoch]

fish mw is different it’s too uhhhhh

STUPID

it’s like the sisyphus

[frank latch]

Fish MW was the first Bowistan 🤫

[balmy epoch]

you do something with no progress made for eternity

[west path]

15

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

[balmy epoch]

is there time progression in bowistan cuz it feels like it’s been in medieval ages for eternity

[west path]

its only been 100 ingame years

[frank latch]

it is a medieval map war...

[prime compass]

Each session is 1 week 🤫

In mw time

[balmy epoch]

i’m getting mixed answers

tbh i trust cosmic’s answer the most

[frank latch]

Cosmic doesn't even play

[frank latch]

progression is pretty slow in my opinion (trying to fix that)
But like

1. It is meant to be a medieval map war
   people just despise medieval apparently
2. I don't host regularly enough for it to progress fast enough

[vital latch]

"does this game have lore"

[hollow garden]

No it's just that people expect doc mws to be on a larger time frame of history

Than just a specific era

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1296184860582613103 🤫

[west path]

@hollow garden im so over

[prime compass]

Im so

Sosososo

[frank latch]

I see

I guess the issue is I imagined it to be different
I want the focus of the map war to be to players interacting with each other and other nations and actually visualize the fall and rise of kingdoms and empires in a specific period
Instead of tech-rushing to the 18th 19th and 20th centuries

[rose cape]

WHAT

bowistan is mega mw?? 😱

[hollow garden]

Syphilis ?

what is this again

[west path]

lovers pox

[hollow garden]

oh can't it be cured though

so not cooked?

Huh new bowling ball color

[hollow garden]

Hm I see

Well it's your mw

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1296184860582613103

What do u think about this

[hollow garden]

so you are free to do with it what you want

[west path]

yeah but the attraction opinion kinda sucks

since im seducer

[hollow garden]

I'm boycotting this

[frank latch]

where's the correct answer?

[hollow garden]

Due to it being wrong

[west path]

(im doing this route so i can get an heir that can get claims to a duchy)

[prime compass]

KLEZ!!!

[vital latch]

i forgot to put strongly agree on there sorry

[west path]

@hollow garden zamn

[frosty drum]

Disagree

[west path]

reconquista actually failed

[vital latch]

not a option

[frank latch]

❌

[vital latch]

what if game room went to a theme park

[west path]

@hollow garden this is my first character

im set

[frank latch]

@vital latch real

[west path]

why do you guys like the new bowling ball colour

im going to show you how badly it pairs with light mode

[vital latch]

the new bowling ball color is a ugly dark cyan

its hideous

[frank latch]

because now it's a motivation not to no-life

[frank latch]

fix:
Don't use light mode

(it's inferior)

[west path]

Erm actually its a dark Turquoise*

[west path]

I LITERALLY CANT

MY EYES HURT WHEN I ENABLE DARK MODE

[vital latch]

still vomit inducing

[frank latch]

skill issue

[balmy epoch]

WHAT

[vital latch]

@west path feel my pain

[west path]

i see the sunlight

Im allergic to dark mode

@balmy epoch Do you live here?

[balmy epoch]

yes

[vital latch]

hes their king

[elder arch]

Cant you just make a colony there

In like the 1400s

[west path]

oil john irl

[hollow garden]

Wtf

[west path]

ck2 ends on eu4 start date

[hollow garden]

What start date

[west path]

they formed hispania

[west path]

769

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

Abd-al Rahman clutched it

[hollow garden]

Austrias 😔✊

[hollow garden]

Oh damn

That's pretty good

[west path]

france is ass to look at though

[hollow garden]

How much gold per month?

[west path]

2

i only have 2 holdings

didnt even get a duchy

[alpine raft]

ok fellas

@west path what shall be my next playthroug?

@hollow garden @brittle gust

[west path]

uhh

french count

make your way up to the emperor of francia

@hollow garden the umayyads are cooking

[alpine raft]

ehhh

sure

@west path 867 or 1066

867 it is

[vital latch]

I've been called a satanist more then once

[vital latch]

and idk if they're wrong

[west path]

867

[alpine raft]

im gonna make my own ruler

under 400 points

[vital latch]

make a cat

[wild mason]

Lie

[balmy epoch]

iraq

[rose cape]

what does agre mean

[midnight ocean]

This new bowling ball color is weird looking

[rose cape]

ive been called amazting more than once

[lucid oriole]

why is quicklast below tea n tea

[vital latch]

idk

[vital latch]

what does TING mean btw

[wild mason]

Why do you animals assume the list is in order of desire

[vagrant ginkgo]

that’s not rly even that accurate

[lucid oriole]

How do U know

[west path]

@hollow garden skull

[lucid oriole]

How much research have you done on tribal societies in Nigeria

[rose cape]

ting

[vital latch]

kindly the arguement room is... oh wait its here

[lucid oriole]

Or are U saying that because you don’t like being wrong

[vagrant ginkgo]

my stepdad is part of the yoruba

[rose cape]

he wrote a paper on it

[vagrant ginkgo]

i literally live with him

[lucid oriole]

Why would he know about Igbo culture

Didn’t they fight a war over this

[vagrant ginkgo]

because he lived in nigeria???

and he went there?

[vital latch]

gang

does this even matter

[rose cape]

yes

[lucid oriole]

I live in America and I don’t know about feudal Denver society

[rose cape]

@vital latch you seem like a centrist

[balmy epoch]

know it alls when they’re disproven

[rose cape]

~bt

[lucid oriole]

Btw you’re falsely conflating being nigerian with having an understanding of the cultures within Nigeria

[vital latch]

my political views are on a 5 dimensional grid you'll never find me

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Even if it doesn't work, everyone knows it.

[vagrant ginkgo]

its oiljohn thinking he knows nigerian culture than a literal nigrerian

[lucid oriole]

A guy from New Delhi isn’t going to know all that much about Tamil culture

[rose cape]

ok yeah you're centrist

[balmy epoch]

my best friend is ethiopian and he doesn’t even know who the oromo are

[rose cape]

he might 🤷‍♂️

i dont know everything about american culture

[lucid oriole]

I don’t know Igbo culture very well

I know that you’re wrong and speaking out of your ass

[vital latch]

thats all cool and all but he can think that and it really isnt any of our problem

[rose cape]

nigeria is a big place (citation needed)

[balmy epoch]

the thing is pug is right

[vagrant ginkgo]

any reason to hate on oiljohn is a good reason

[vital latch]

arguing over it is going to do nothing because neither of you are going to change your viewpoint

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok so i guess you’re an expert in nigerian culture too

[vital latch]

tbh he might be I havent been reading it

[balmy epoch]

i just looked into it cuz it seemed to me you were speaking about of your ass

[vital latch]

[balmy epoch]

which is what you always do

[west path]

THEY ADDED NEKCROP TO CK2

[vagrant ginkgo]

white people trying to not explain somebody else’s culture completely incorrectly challenge

[balmy epoch]

you act like you know shit when you don’t

[balmy epoch]

why are you making it about race?

[rose cape]

@lucid oriole you're white??!! 👽

[hazy lichen]

Where tf did she go?

[vagrant ginkgo]

its a joke 🤫

[west path]

a joke my ass youre backpedaling out of it because it didnt bail you out

[rose cape]

why are you joking about race

[balmy epoch]

EXACTLY

[vagrant ginkgo]

game roomer discovers comedy

[vital latch]

literally my exact reaction to reading that

[balmy epoch]

you don’t need to be from a country to understand the country

[vital latch]

I mean

it is a joke

[west path]

i dont think blatant racism is comedy 🤫

[lucid oriole]

My ancestors conquered Babylon

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok but i have a feeling someone who lived there for 40 years knows it better than some guy who read shit on the internet

[rose cape]

same...

[vagrant ginkgo]

im literally white 😭

[vital latch]

but its a joke similar to saying a very offensive word to someone

[vagrant ginkgo]

what❗❗❗

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

doesnt mean its not racist 🙏

[vagrant ginkgo]

how is that offensive

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I don't think racism is fun

[balmy epoch]

yeah, in the yoruba part of the country

[lucid oriole]

Did you ask your step dad about why Igbo and Hausa groups are split up and use that to give a proper reasoning as to why my explanation is incorrect or did you just say “my stepdad is yoruba so i’m right”

[vagrant ginkgo]

he lived in several parts of the country

[lucid oriole]

Because you did the second

So

Shut up

[balmy epoch]

also i trust the research of an anthropologist far more than some random dude

[west path]

REAL

[vital latch]

the same way people get offended by words people can get offended by sentences

[vagrant ginkgo]

research in papers is often very different to how it is on the ground

[west path]

whats next is your extended cousin going to be from a remote part of the himalayas

[lucid oriole]

#🎲game-room message

[balmy epoch]

i doubt anyone sits with their parents and asks them about deep anthropological and ethnic differences in their home country

[vagrant ginkgo]

i did though thats the thing

[lucid oriole]

Then enlighten me

[vagrant ginkgo]

i’m extremely interested in foreign cultures

[west path]

real...

[vagrant ginkgo]

about what

why the hausa and igbo split?

[lucid oriole]

Give a proper reasoning as to why my explanation was flawed or incorrect

You have yet to provide that

You are speaking out of your ass and using your connections with Nigeria as an excuse

[vital latch]

did you know that welsh people love sheep

[balmy epoch]

EXACTLY

[vital latch]

theres 3 sheep for every human in wales

[balmy epoch]

i have connections to the ussr and russia but that doesn’t mean i know everything

[vital latch]

thats alot of sheep

[balmy epoch]

there are parts of russia i know nothing about

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[balmy epoch]

stuff not even my parents or grandparents would know about

[vagrant ginkgo]

maps often display maps of africa with more tribes than there really are. the igbo make up an extremely large portion of southeastern nigeria but theyre split into several ethnic groups likely to represent the smaller tribes

[vital latch]

who was the 13th premire of the ussr

[vagrant ginkgo]

my point is that that isnt super accurate

[lucid oriole]

This is literally what I said

Dumbass

[balmy epoch]

jeremy

[vagrant ginkgo]

wdym

[lucid oriole]

That’s what the map is portraying 🤫

[west path]

Who was the 44th

[vital latch]

fuck you got it right

[balmy epoch]

Astolfo

[lucid oriole]

joe biden

[prime compass]

Me

[west path]

wrong its Donald Tusk

[balmy epoch]

he was the 46th

[west path]

he continues the legacy of the USSR

[lucid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceghostpurrp-sgp-dance-dance-moves-dancing-gif-26129020

[vital latch]

obama

[balmy epoch]

trump?

[vagrant ginkgo]

and i said that the map is overcomplicating it. its like saying new york is chinese because theres a chinatown there

[lucid oriole]

i used to think abraham lincoln was the fifth president because of the five dollar bill

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-valentine-goat-funny-valeninte-jojo-gif-11814983511483997203

[vital latch]

this is game room at its finest

[west path]

also actually yeah thats astolfo mb gang you were right

[vagrant ginkgo]

did abraham lincoln found amerixa

[vital latch]

arguing pointlessly over maps

[lucid oriole]

It’d be like showing off Chinatown as Chinese on a map of NYC

[vagrant ginkgo]

not rly

[lucid oriole]

False equivalence fallacy btw

[frank latch]

proof Benjamin Franklin will resurrect for the 100th?

[vagrant ginkgo]

like this whole area is basically igbo

[hollow garden]

Damn that frankish empire is kinda hot

[balmy epoch]

most of the time it comes from on the ground research

this map is basically a compilation of decades of research

[vital latch]

is that a stained glass window its beautiful

[frank latch]

What's everyone's favorite fallacy?

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah its the front window on my house

[west path]

i fogor

i dont keep track

[vital latch]

wish I had a window like that

[vagrant ginkgo]

ask people what tribe theyre from in this area. 90% will either say igbo or none

[lucid oriole]

Go do it then buddy

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok

im going to nigeria in 2026 so i will

[wild mason]

Appeal to nature fallacy l

[hollow garden]

These maps are over exaggerated

[rose cape]

obamna

[vital latch]

straw man

[hollow garden]

Which is why I don't like them

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah that was my exact point

but oiljohn is trying to contest that

[rose cape]

blumi do you actually own mice

[west path]

oil made this same point

blawg?

[vagrant ginkgo]

then what is he even trying to argue

[vital latch]

these arguements are so strange

[vagrant ginkgo]

i dont even get his point

hes just saying im wrong