🎲game-room

[void axle]

Send in some people to stand in front of the missiles and watch them hit the ground?

[lucid oriole]

What!!

[sullen pawn]

nope ur done for

[void axle]

Oh we are getting couped?

[lucid oriole]

i wouldn’t coup a player btw

unless it was Fakher

[void axle]

I haven’t actually done anything I’m just joking about how inefficient the United Nations is

[void axle]

I’m just assuming the NATO guys couped me or something

[void axle]

Or like, the agreement that gave Bosnia 2 inches of land somehow led to the entire government turning on me

[sullen pawn]

help

[void axle]

Oh the illegal Russian bases?

[sullen pawn]

that sent??

[lucid oriole]

not illegal because they were leased for 99 years and it has not been 99 years

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole where are they on map

cuz bosnian borders changed alot

they may be in serbia now

or even croatia

[void axle]

NATO aren’t gonna bomb me over Russian bases I asked them to abandon

[sullen pawn]

if there are some in croatia it changes the ENTIER dynamic we spoke about in dms

[stiff roost]

Well If they haven't settled I'll try and fund them a little if I still have funds left from the insurgent problem

[lucid oriole]

Idk about Bosnia but I had bases in Belgrade and other areas along the Danube

[void axle]

They aren’t that stupid

[sullen pawn]

wanna just start from there

[void axle]

Is NATO really about to bomb a neutral country

[wild mason]

What's I miss

[sullen pawn]

alot lol!

@lucid oriole dm plans ig

@frank latch plz pull up ur being invaded

[sullen pawn]

🤓

[frank latch]

meta gaming

[sullen pawn]

in his defense truth wouldve came out eventually

[frank latch]

yea
but like Fakher leaked it illegally

[sullen pawn]

because hes a whiny pos

[frank latch]

well yeah
but also I thought he was a defacto government of Syria

which is why I sent the message

[hollow garden]

@west path this character is too trash ngl

[void axle]

Wait a minute

[spring bison]

32 martial:

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden with the qutbi threat in arabia, do u think Bahrain and Qatar would join the UAE

[void axle]

I’m gonna fucking kill multiple Russian orphans if this motherfucker is about to do what I think he’s about to do

[sullen pawn]

i tihnk ima..

end

sesison

becuz

no ones here

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[stiff roost]

Wait shit hold on

[sullen pawn]

hi

[lucid oriole]

Can we do west africa

For a minute

[sullen pawn]

yea

[lucid oriole]

[stiff roost]

hi

dms rq

[sullen pawn]

who did u decide on

[lucid oriole]

Have we rooted out insurgents and militant groups in the Sahel

[stiff roost]

Mali

[sullen pawn]

im purging this list

[void axle]

I hate the fact I can’t do shit about these Russian bases

[stiff roost]

nvm I'll just ask here

@sullen pawn What kind of weapons do the Amazigh/Tuareg insurgents have?

[void axle]

Probably not high quality ones I’d imagine

[spring bison]

the travelling is finally over

[lucid oriole]

They don’t have any foreign backing but the issue with the front is how far it is from Mali supply centers

[stiff roost]

That figures

[lucid oriole]

If you let me, I can build airbases and use aircraft to provide logistical support in Azawad

[sullen pawn]

new list of player nations
white is ones i will not be letting anyone play as
(except for croatia and hungary but i am limiting them)

[stiff roost]

Sure

[void axle]

Get out of my fucking country

[sullen pawn]

Small Arms: Common infantry weapons such as AK-47 rifles, FN FAL rifles, and other automatic weapons are prevalent among insurgent groups.

Light Machine Guns: Weapons like the PKM and other light machine guns are often used for sustained fire in combat situations.

RPGs: Rocket-propelled grenades (RPGs) are frequently employed for anti-armor and anti-personnel purposes.

Mortars: Some groups may use mortars for indirect fire support, targeting enemy positions from a distance.

Man-portable Air Defense Systems (MANPADS): In certain instances, they have gained access to shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles, although these are less common.

Technical Vehicles: Insurgents often use pick-up trucks mounted with heavy machine guns or other weaponry, referred to as "technicals."

Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs): Like many non-state armed groups, they may employ IEDs for ambushes and roadside attacks.

[sullen pawn]

havnt fully rooted them out

[spring bison]

what the fuck

[sullen pawn]

yap gpt

[lucid oriole]

$700,000,000

holy shit i cannot type

[stiff roost]

I see

[spring bison]

call on a conference with all east african nations for the stablishment of an east african economic block

[sullen pawn]

oh are you still playing tanzania 👽

[lucid oriole]

@frank latch Pay 1.5x the property damage caused by the Moscow Terror Attacks and 740 million dollars to be distributed to the victims of the attacks

Otherwise, it is war

[void axle]

You are NOT bringing another war to the Balkans

[sullen pawn]

iirc he said they were too busy 2 b active

plz just put balkans aside 4 now

i wont change the situation

[lucid oriole]

this is my demand for future reference

[void axle]

Im gonna gut the Russians with forks and spoons

[sullen pawn]

aight

its been like this the entire map war

and no one noticed it

[void axle]

Probably because nobody was looking there

[lucid oriole]

@stiff roost do you know Mali’s situation irl?

[void axle]

Because nobody cares about Africa 9/10 times

Unless they want to colonize it

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole what color should ghana be

[stiff roost]

No but I can look it up rq

[sullen pawn]

nvm

fixed

[lucid oriole]

Mali, Burkina Faso, and Niger (the nations southeast and directly east of you) are in a military alliance and are all military dictatorships

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn enact a security order to stabilize the country and build prisons for criminals, gangs and rebels

[lucid oriole]

They have recently announced plans to confederate with the president of Mali leading the confederation

[sullen pawn]

if you pull a el salvador ill give you a +10 percent economic boost!

[lucid oriole]

That’s why I said Mali was the best choice

[spring bison]

yes

build a giant prison

[sullen pawn]

btw not rigging that would genuinly be good for ur economy

[void axle]

Arrest everyone who looks like a criminal?

[stiff roost]

Makes sense

[sullen pawn]

Current Crime Levels: Tanzania does face challenges related to crime, but it generally has lower rates of violent crime compared to El Salvador. The primary security issues include poaching, drug trafficking, and political dissent.

Government Approach: The Tanzanian government, under President Samia Suluhu Hassan, has emphasized stability and development. While there have been crackdowns on political opposition and dissent, a widespread state of emergency similar to that in El Salvador would be a significant departure from current policies.

Public Sentiment: The Tanzanian public may not support extreme measures like mass arrests unless there is a significant increase in crime. The government’s actions would need to balance security with human rights considerations to maintain public trust.

International Relations: Tanzania has generally maintained a positive stance in its international relations. Aggressive crackdowns could draw criticism from human rights organizations and could impact diplomatic ties.

Regional Stability: Tanzania is part of the East African Community, and any drastic measures would need to consider regional dynamics and cooperation.

While Tanzania could potentially implement tougher security measures, the specific context—social, political, and economic—would shape any such decision. It would likely require a different approach tailored to its unique challenges and the current situation.

[lucid oriole]

@stiff roost there is also ECOWAS, however, it is looking unstable as Nigeria launched a failed invasion of Niger and nearly broke it apart

ECOWAS is all of the west african states

It’s an economic alliance basically

currently your nation is reliant on the euro with the cfa franc being backed by it

i would suggest creating a new currency asap

[stiff roost]

test

[spring bison]

how is the conference going

[lucid oriole]

that already exists 👽

@sullen pawn who should i play aoh2

[sullen pawn]

elaborate i forgor

[sullen pawn]

play tunisia and form the arabia thing

in modern

[lucid oriole]

modern?

[spring bison]

to strenghten the economic block in east africa

[sullen pawn]

modern

@lucid oriole btw what i did was actually invade lybia, then iirc i invaded the weaker arabian peninsula states 2 gain power then went after algeria

i think i did egypt and saudis last

they are strongest in that region

in aoh2 atleast

[lucid oriole]

i’m going to be libya instead

[wild mason]

Does he know ?

[stiff roost]

Why did it send twice

Holy fuck my wifi

[sullen pawn]

ok

[stiff roost]

@sullen pawn what's the economic stability on Mali

Nevermind hold on

[lucid oriole]

done

[stiff roost]

@sullen pawn mint a new currency and rename it to wari

sorry for spam pinging

[lucid oriole]

why croram

[stiff roost]

random name I grabbed off a name generator

not really creative but it's something at least

[lucid oriole]

wari

means money in one of the west african languages

[stiff roost]

Oh yeah that's a better name

[spring bison]

garlic is gone

damn

[stiff roost]

shit

must've been too awkward

[hollow garden]

@west path this shit sucks so much

The children's crusade is literally Vietnam

And I have no choice but to win it

Because my stupid son goes on it

[spring bison]

children's crusade

cursed af

[hollow garden]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Crusade

It did happen in real life

I'm on -2K gold debt 😭

I'm never recovering from this crusade

[limpid plover]

HIIIII KLEZ!!

[brittle gust]

Insane

[spring bison]

oh my god

there is no way

send the children to war!

[hollow garden]

Well it's the price one has to pay for the good of Christendom eh?

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii qwas!

[hollow garden]

Deus vult!

[hollow garden]

Heya nso

[brittle gust]

😢

[limpid plover]

Hru

[wraith quarry]

die

[wild mason]

Can you convince Venus to be my slave already

[wraith quarry]

in what

[wild mason]

Minecraft. I need someone to get me nether qaurtz

[wraith quarry]

what server

[wild mason]

This one

[frank latch]

this server's dead

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wild mason]

Lie

[wraith quarry]

oh

i can do it

actually

no

@elder arch be slave

[balmy epoch]

you in 4 days reference

you and fish

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wild mason]

@balmy epoch I'm in the holy Land. Can you please bring me some bamboo, spruce saplings, and jungle saplings . I need to begin remaking this region in my image.

[balmy epoch]

I can find you a new one

I think we had different visions

or if you wanna stay I’ll bring it

wait if you go negative on the x coords you’ll hit a jungle very quickly

[wild mason]

I'm staying. Eventually I'll need to go back out to gather dark oak saplings and red sand.

[hollow bobcat]

@wild mason Is this you

[hollow garden]

I used to pray for days like this

[wild mason]

Where is my grenade launcher...

holy my keyboard

[hollow garden]

This war lasted for 10 years and had 3 phases

[brittle gust]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hollow garden]

The first phase was basically the children crusades doom stacks+ 1st english army

And we were absolutely demolished

[stiff roost]

@fallen cipher Did you ever find ozz's raid farm near Sea wolf's base or no

[limpid plover]

Klez!!!

[hollow garden]

The second phase was more lowkey with my remaining troops alongside two children armies led by acutally good commanders winning a series of victories against them

[spring bison]

oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[hollow garden]

But eventually the children's armies and the 1st army were near completely decimated too

The third and last phase was basically me carrying the war

I sent the 2nd and 3rd english armies alongside the Knights Templar and hospitalar

And that 15 unit children army was extremely awful

Because everytime they used the war was automatically over

But despite everything

We wom

won

[limpid plover]

Omg

[stiff roost]

Wild

[hollow garden]

Deus vult!

[spring bison]

send the children to war

for king, god and fatherland

[limpid plover]

Ugh

[hollow garden]

Ngl we got so lucky

Like their old powerful sultan died

And a 4 year old with 1 martial got the throne

[limpid plover]

Hru klez

[hollow garden]

And the emirs of Syria the yousefinds decided to rebel for some reason

Without their armies destroying the Seljuks troops we would have been wiped out completely in the second phase of the crusade

[hollow garden]

I'm doing well nso

@west path okay so I managed to divert the canon event where my child of destiny gets enslaved

but how tf can I fix this

[spring bison]

#🌎general message

[limpid plover]

Thats amazing klez!

[spring bison]

-2799 gold

bro is so done

[hollow garden]

Help

what do I do

[spring bison]

invade Iraq

[limpid plover]

Im sick

[hollow garden]

I hope you get well soon nso

Just stay warm

[hollow garden]

Everything is ruined

Fuck this

[spring bison]

kill your current character to default on debt

unless it dosent work in ck2

it works in ck3

[hollow garden]

No I mean game plan wise

My main heir decided to get eloped with some bitch

Instead of marrying the princess of England

[spring bison]

wtf

[hollow garden]

And my child of destiny decided to go to Jerusalem

[limpid plover]

Its just a cold

[hollow garden]

Instead of being my heir and broke his future marriage with the other princess

And I can't even get him to be my heir now

Since my vassals hate me because of debt

[spring bison]

if he had invaded iraq instead 🤦‍♂️

you would have been saved

[hollow garden]

Real

I'm save scummig

8 years ago

This mess is the result of multiple bad coincidences happening

[spring bison]

klez do you have ck3

[hollow garden]

I don't 😔

[hollow garden]

acutally maybe I should just give up on this run

[spring bison]

dont

[brittle gust]

Send him go a monastery

[brittle gust]

No

You shant

[limpid plover]

Dont give up klez

You can do it

[hollow garden]

okay hope restored

[brittle gust]

🙏

[hollow garden]

I will go back to the good old days

Using my time machine

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii qwas!

[hollow garden]

Well he is the martial of Jerusalem

[spring bison]

name him Trump

[hollow garden]

And I'm sure he will eventually lead an adventure to capture some kingdom in the middle east

Maybe Egypt or Syria

but I don't want this 🥺

[balmy epoch]

opinions on “astolfo feet enjoyer” in general chat

[brittle gust]

Where are you playing at btw

[brittle gust]

Fr?

[hollow garden]

Cursed

[limpid plover]

Its okay klez

You dont have to force yourself

[balmy epoch]

game room doesn’t have this degeneracy

[spring bison]

decafa:

[hollow garden]

Guess?

[balmy epoch]

he’s not even human

[hollow garden]

True

[spring bison]

he's an AI

[brittle gust]

France?

[spring bison]

Serbian spy bot

[balmy epoch]

true

[brittle gust]

Byzantium?

Jerusalem?

[spring bison]

Great Shitain

Disunited Shitdoms

Shitland

[hollow garden]

no

Englandia

[spring bison]

Shitlandia*

[brittle gust]

Gruaah

My condolences

[spring bison]

Garbagelandia

[limpid plover]

Ooo

I love yall

[hollow garden]

@pine copper

[balmy epoch]

do you love me

[hollow garden]

There is still a chance

[balmy epoch]

SHAITAN PINGED

[limpid plover]

Yes!

[balmy epoch]

I love you too New South Ontario

[lucid oriole]

what about me

[pine copper]

How does bro know this much about Islam

[lucid oriole]

learn english

[pine copper]

Learn code

[sullen pawn]

oh

i never did session recap

[spring bison]

how did the conference go btw

[hollow garden]

I, as the sheikh of game room has taught him

Honey bee is my most prized pupil

[hollow garden]

Can you recap

[limpid plover]

I guess

[void axle]

Is that Zionism?

I love liquid Zionism in my morning coffee

[sullen pawn]

SESSION END (recap is a few hours late)
EVENTS:
Poland gave Germany land in an exchange
Syrian Civil war was mapped
Egyptian advances into Sudan
Israel occupied gaza
Hamas and Hezbollah were crippled
Staged terror attacks in Paris, Moscow, and Jerusalem
Russia V Israel in Golan Heights, then in same session a ceasefire is signed
THINGS TO EXPECT FOR NEXT SESSION
A war somewhere 😉
Sudan front to not advance that much
More depth in the Syria-Israel situation

[lucid oriole]

that already exists dumbass

[sullen pawn]

@visual plover pin please?

must be busy

@wild mason i see u in general

pin plz

[wild mason]

pin what

that last image?

[sullen pawn]

yes

u can unpin the other 2

[sullen pawn]

i like how this mw is moving slow

alot of the time theres a ww3 in modern by the 2nd session

@spring bison elaborate on the conference

what was it about

[spring bison]

Strenghten the east african economic block

[sullen pawn]

oh i mean it went fine

omg

i need

to

map

somaliland

i kind of want to spend an hour or 2 just mapping alot of the worlds disagreements

[spring bison]

can I un-delay the east african unification thing

[lucid oriole]

when is turkestan happening 😢

[spring bison]

no wait

[void axle]

Wait when did the UK collapse?

[spring bison]

it got delayed to 2031

[brittle gust]

Garlic why doesn't india have this 👽
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andaman_and_Nicobar_Islands

[brittle gust]

Ages ago

Cus LeBron attacked ireland in a well justified war

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn the virus didnt happen right?

[spring bison]

I got ganged on

then betrayed by the US

[brittle gust]

✊ 😔

Why the fuck is Wales independent

👽

[spring bison]

A mapwar where war is impossible unless you're backed by a super power

it is insane

[lucid oriole]

War is a.. bad idea..?

in general..?

especially with a close trading partner like Ireland..?

[sullen pawn]

nope

not gonna have covid because

it complicates things

[sullen pawn]

session one

lmfao

[spring bison]

so I can unify east africa earlier

[lucid oriole]

Unify my nuts

[sullen pawn]

idk it will make people mad!

[spring bison]

how 👽

[sullen pawn]

let me do some research (asking chat gpt and reading 1 reddit post that might not even be true) and ill get back to u next session

did the xouthis @wild mason

woops i mean houthis

[brittle gust]

Im gonna riot if this doesn't get solved btw

I'll also summon the https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/817771259756675102 hordes fr

[void axle]

Oh no, not the space houthis!

[void axle]

Who gave the houthis access to aliens

[brittle gust]

Twas me!

Dio!

MAUAHAHAHAA

[spring bison]

how is the civil war in Somalia going btw

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole can you pretty please find me an accurate map of the libyian civil war

all the ones i find are different

[sullen pawn]

i am bouta map it right neow

[void axle]

@sullen pawn can we establish a new agency in Serbia, the Internal Revenues Agency?

To help manage taxes

[brittle gust]

Serbia probably has its own tax agency

[sullen pawn]

im not hosting rn

[brittle gust]

Why don't you improve that

[sullen pawn]

do it next session

[void axle]

The joke went over both of your heads

[sullen pawn]

i think it did :p

[brittle gust]

Tell me o' mighty puff

What was the joke

[void axle]

Internal Revenues Agency

IRA

[sullen pawn]

congrats on chicken btw

image perms

[brittle gust]

Is it related to the IRS

...?

[void axle]

What other famous group is called the IRA

🤔🤔🤔

[brittle gust]

I don't know

[void axle]

The Irish Republican Army

[brittle gust]

Oh

[void axle]

The famed terrorist organization

[void axle]

Thanks

That’s why we got the #1294832390274813982 LORE

[brittle gust]

Puffin when are you speedrunning to level 40

[brittle gust]

!!!

[sullen pawn]

is this a good border

[void axle]

What could is possibly need level 40 for

[sullen pawn]

#🌟royal-tavern

[spring bison]

support the FGS btw since they are a EAC member

[brittle gust]

#🌟royal-tavern #🧠royal-suggestions and being a proper wb user

[sullen pawn]

what about the IRS and BTW?

[void axle]

What’s that mystery channel for

[spring bison]

what

[void axle]

If it’s just some channels, what’s the point?

Why not just sit around and chill and host my silly little Noblemen 1896 AW

[brittle gust]

It's so you don't get discriminated against

And the cool role colour

[spring bison]

rankism is false information btw

[brittle gust]

Lies

Ranks separate us from the barbarian low/no ranks

[waxen remnant]

who allowed muffin in here btw

[pine copper]

Puffin*

[waxen remnant]

jarvis what were you doing in a certain MW again

can I get the specifics

[brittle gust]

Nothing sir

I was caught in the crossfire

That is.. all

[brittle gust]

Alright i have to go now

[waxen remnant]

goodbye

[brittle gust]

😊😊😊

[waxen remnant]

10:21pm holy shit!

[steep merlin]

Above time (22:21 EDT) in your local time · Oct 16, 2024, 2:21 AM

[limpid plover]

Bye!!

[pine copper]

Bye

[sullen pawn]

oh my god this region of the world has gone to shit

[spring bison]

are you hosting tomorrow btw

[void axle]

Yep

That’s true

Also see the Central African Republic

[pine copper]

I wish the Horn of Africa industrialized and Ethiopia set up a greater east Africa co prosperity sphere

[void axle]

And how ISIS has major cells fighting with the governments in Nigeria and Angola

[sullen pawn]

ill try

wtf is even happening here

[spring bison]

what is this

[vital latch]

@west path stop the clock I finished it 🥱

[sullen pawn]

only semi decent map i could find

& its still shit

cuz even if u add south

its all abt the sudanese civil war

instead of south sudanese

[spring bison]

the blue part is owned by the government

oh no

[void axle]

Way too many civil wars in Africa at any given time

It’s very sad

[sullen pawn]

why is it different on the map..

[spring bison]

thats owned by Sudan

[sullen pawn]

the sudan in the middle of a civil war??

[spring bison]

I guess?

[sullen pawn]

thats like having stage 4 cancer being on your death bed and running a marathon to help kids with cancer

i mean ok.. i guess

[pine copper]

We need south South Sudan

[sullen pawn]

southern south south sudan

[void axle]

That’s a interesting image

Sud Sud Sud Sud Sudan

[sullen pawn]

i think the brown circle

is southern south south sudan

engish is so weird

in spanish you say the base thing first

[spring bison]

im pretty sure this civil war ended

[sullen pawn]

then the description

[void axle]

But where is central Sudan

[sullen pawn]

me gusta mi carro rojo vs i like my red car
in english, you are picturing a red blob then a red car
in spanish you are picturing a car, then a red car

spanish makes so much more sense

[void axle]

A red car is a red blob

[sullen pawn]

no cap

[void axle]

Who is Kiir
Who is Machar

[sullen pawn]

i dont wanna map this

[sullen pawn]

?

oh wow

cuz the mw started in jan. 2018

[void axle]

It’s actually incredibly easy to map Garlic

[sullen pawn]

its like mid 2023 now

[spring bison]

why is every african state having this brainrot

[void axle]

Almost every single faction in the civil war is allied against the central government

Other then if I remember correctly, the PRNC and the RPJET

[spring bison]

look at the third group in the government allies thing

[void axle]

And also some park rangers

[sullen pawn]

because the assholes who drew the borders forgot about the differences in
ethnical boundries
geographical boundries and
economical boundries

you cant take 10k+ african tribes and slam them into a weak nation and expect it to work

then add in terrorism, pirates, and other shit

[spring bison]

de-colonization was rushed

[sullen pawn]

you have a fuckton of civil wars!

[dull wing]

Garlic am I winning

[void axle]

(The dumb British and French)

[sullen pawn]

bad reason

[spring bison]

they kinda just left the people without doing anything

[sullen pawn]

they couldve slammed 50 people in a room for 2 weeks and made them figure it out

[dull wing]

I see

[pine copper]

@sullen pawn can I be Ethiopia

[void axle]

We can just draw straight lines and follow river lines and mountain lines to divide nations!

[sullen pawn]

when you have an entire nations recourses (not nation EMPIRES recourses) at your disposal, mistakes like this dont get excused by "it was rushed"

[sullen pawn]

i mean..

alot of tribal borders follow mountains and rivers

so thats not toooo bad

still pretty shit though

[void axle]

That’s what they did

[sullen pawn]

is it though

[void axle]

It didn’t fucking work

[sullen pawn]

this is my favorite river

its so straight!

[void axle]

Because the British and French were not careful of the ethic borders

[void axle]

“We can just draw straights lines and…”

I end my case

[spring bison]

ah yes this is the perfect map for africa

[silent raft]

what if africa was an ocean

[void axle]

The Islamic State would have died in Iraq and Syria

[spring bison]

the tribes should swallow their ego and unite

[pine copper]

Lore Accurate Africa

[sullen pawn]

It actually is btw

very stable

[hollow garden]

The mapmakers who make these maps are so alien

Like isn't this too much of an exaggeration

Like these are all the weird things in Egypt

Blue- who tf lives in the Sahara desert there?

Purple - literally sand

Green- the siwi people should be represented they are not ethnic Egyptians

Orange- it's a lake

[spring bison]

its taking in fact every single tribe

[hollow garden]

I still think it's a bad map

[vagrant ginkgo]

why is nigeria so weird on this map

where tf are the igbo

the yoruba are completely united but the other two tribes are completely absent snd split up

[spring bison]

its made by vox

what did you expect

[vagrant ginkgo]

makes sense

they clearly didnt ask a single african about ts lmao

[balmy epoch]

no

it’s made by Harvard based on data in a book by an anthropologist

[marsh lance]

New favorite animal:
baikal seal

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

https://tenor.com/view/seal-love-kiss-pride-everaul-gif-6416883352999825248

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/ae-gif-22394703

[marsh lance]

Hi skilla

[frosty drum]

Hi

[hollow garden]

BAKIKA BAKIKA

🐱

Looks very cute

but for some reason make me angry

[limpid plover]

The cool people are in chat

[frosty drum]

Yes

[limpid plover]

Skillerz!

[frosty drum]

Hi

[marsh lance]

Klez

Why are evil!

[limpid plover]

Pat!

[marsh lance]

nso!

[pine copper]

@marsh lance fish

[limpid plover]

I want to say how much I appreciate you bro

You are so cool

[balmy epoch]

I have connected by AirPods to my windows 7 pc

I feel like an engineer

[marsh lance]

i appreciate you too nso

you were one of my many gameroom foster parents

[balmy epoch]

it’s insane how bad my pc runs Minecraft

[marsh lance]

wolf

[vital latch]

now download windows 8

[marsh lance]

warlus

nekcrop

nso

you all raised me as a rebr

[balmy epoch]

I get 70 fps with drops to 10 fps

constantly

[vital latch]

with how many chunks loaded in

[lucid oriole]

yoruba have had a centralized core identity for longer than the igbo and hausa

[balmy epoch]

a few

[vital latch]

actually burnt

[lucid oriole]

yorubaland was often ruled by one king at any given time while the same cannot be said for the hausa and igbo areas

[balmy epoch]

it’s funny when he’s wrong but he’s acting like he’s right

[lucid oriole]

do not speak to me buddy

[balmy epoch]

still salty over Syria smh

[lucid oriole]

ife and oyo empires united the yoruba tmk before the igbo and hausa people had that same sense of unity

That isn’t to say they didn’t share a cultural identity

[vital latch]

did oil just make a femboy face

[lucid oriole]

They just literally didn’t

[lucid oriole]

Can you.. read?

[lucid oriole]

have the concept of a fully united igbo/hausa kingdom

[lucid oriole]

i thought you were talking about me 🤔

[vital latch]

you totally made a femboy face

[balmy epoch]

dumbass

[vital latch]

puttung any letter between two o's creates a femboy face...

[balmy epoch]

now I am talking about you

moron

[lucid oriole]

consult the map btw

[balmy epoch]

ogo

[vital latch]

that's a femboy face that's trying to kiss

[lucid oriole]

the yoruba people’s strong sense of identity is also why they dominated the government in the 20th century and may continue to dominate it today

i’m not fully sure about nowadays

[balmy epoch]

I have 32 chunks render distance rn and I’m getting 6 fps

tragic

[lucid oriole]

honestly nigeria is pretty well represented

my guess is that they’re considering the regional clans/tribes as their own separate identity for whatever reason

I’m not an expert in nigerian culture so do not hang me btw

[balmy epoch]

pretty sure that’s what they did

specifically tribes

so the more tribal societies like the Igbo are far more fractured

[lucid oriole]

i played in nigeria in ck3 once and all i did was travel around africa and raid the shit out of ghana and guinea

[lucid oriole]

Do U think Nigeria should be dissolved in some form ❓

[balmy epoch]

also you can basically see the main area of the Igbo

I think pope was uninformed on the size of the Igbo

[lucid oriole]

iirc the northeast also has a large nomadic population, which even though they may speak the same language and have the same customs, with what the map is trying to portray, it’s kind of hard to justify uniting them with the urban areas

[balmy epoch]

isn’t that the area with boko haram

[lucid oriole]

P sure

@balmy epoch Are you going to intervene in Saudi Arabia in cold war

Or do anything to take advantage of the situation

[balmy epoch]

idk

[lucid oriole]

Do U think Sayyid Qutb’s Sultanate of Arabia will be stable

[balmy epoch]

no

[lucid oriole]

this is the current map btw

Who are they defending from?

[balmy epoch]

fakher

[lucid oriole]

is the uar stupid?

[balmy epoch]

it was ran by banan and kleznam

[lucid oriole]

ik

[lucid oriole]

do u think Bahrain and Qatar would join the UAE to avoid Qutbi influences

[hollow garden]

Look at him

[marsh lance]

There is not a single malicious thought behind those eyes

[hollow garden]

That's what he wants you to think pat

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/big-man-splatoon3-big-man-splatoon3-spin-spinning-gif-26806613

[hollow garden]

They have British backing though?

[lucid oriole]

The Sahwa?

No

The British are backing the Saudis

[hollow garden]

No Bahrain and Qatar

[lucid oriole]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Well I don't think they would join the UAE then

[lucid oriole]

The UAE hasn’t formed yet

The Trucial States haven’t been given independence

[hollow garden]

I'm aware

[lucid oriole]

Bahrain and Qatar both considered it historically before choosing to focus inwards

@hollow garden King Faisal of Saudi Arabia seeks asylum in Iran

[trail jungle]

where do u put .mod extensions?

[lucid oriole]

#🚑help-chat or #1085756422475763783

[hollow garden]

Reject this request

why tf does bro want me to give him asylum

[lucid oriole]

Temporary, see reasons outlined in Ercania

[west path]

these guys kill penguins btw

[hollow garden]

And penguins kill fish

[west path]

i kill fish too

we dont care about fish we care about penguin lives

the seals are EVIL

[vital latch]

help

now that I beat persona 5 I'm bored

should I spend 70$ on persona 3 reload

[west path]

get hooked on rimworld

[vital latch]

that phase already happened

I'm still craving a jrpg this is painful

maybe the new mana game...

[west path]

Have you considered getting soulash II

you have the funds for the game and are interested in it

its a good rpg 2

[lucid oriole]

Y or N to Faisal

[vital latch]

that's the most american rpg ever created (the main diference between jrpg and not jrpg is that not jrpg is usually spread off of dnd)... but it also seems cool

[hollow garden]

N

[west path]

i know it is not jrpg but its still cool

[hollow garden]

This seems like a steal gang

[west path]

get iy

its not 70 fucking dollars

[hollow garden]

Why would you pay 70$ full price for anything

[vital latch]

I'd do it for basically any nintendo game ima be brutally honest

I also did it for a couple sony and square games in the past

[west path]

your finances they will suffer when you get an income

[vital latch]

I don't plan around failure 🥱

[hollow garden]

Cosmic not to judge but you should try to be more financially responsible 😔✊

[vital latch]

good point

[west path]

@hollow garden kleznam i think hes going to fail

[vital latch]

but it's persona 3 reload and won't go on sale for another month

[west path]

BLAWG??

IN ONE MONTH YOU GET THE GAME CHEAPER

WAIT FOR IT

[vital latch]

alternatively I could try xenoblade... since nintendo games literally never go on sale

but xenoblade apparently isn't great

[west path]

boo im a ghost thats telling you to get soulash II…

[vital latch]

or fire emblem

[vital latch]

soulash 2 looks like qud but for slightly stupider people

I'm way stupider

[west path]

blawg theres only like 5 great JRPGs…

[west path]

its pretty much dwarf fortress adventure mode but 1000x easier

it has fucktons of features to

[west path]

1000x more in depth not easier

easier idk

but more in depth certainly

[vital latch]

idk that bro

[west path]

albeit DF adventure mode is already simple

[hollow garden]

What's a jrpg again

[west path]

oh sorry

[vital latch]

I'm literally a sheltered child that's growing up on triple A titles

[vital latch]

not quadruple A though, ubisoft didn't get my money

😔

[west path]

Slaves to Armok, God of blood Chapter Two: Dwarf Fortress adventure mode

[vital latch]

Japanese RPG, it's like the diference between anime and cartoons if it actually mattered

[west path]

Dear god

you will never get into non popular indies

[hollow garden]

Is skull and bones still alive

[vital latch]

probably not lol

[hollow garden]

Didn't it completely die

[west path]

(aka a lot of good indies)

[hollow garden]

Ah interesting

[west path]

indies are there to fill the niches that AAA cant… this is why theyre based

[vital latch]

the biggest diference is since dnd isn't as popular in japan, the inspiration for jrpgs comes from other places

[hollow garden]

Is the glorious paradox interactive studio a Double A

[west path]

im going to Yapan and promoting D&D through word of mouth

[hollow garden]

That seems pretty cool acutally

[west path]

yes

[hollow garden]

I'm starting to get sick of the usual fantasy tropes

[marsh lance]

And fish kill other fish / algae

[hollow garden]

Fantasy is such a wide genre why does it have to be the usual shit all the time

[vital latch]

the usual setting isn't middle ages high fantasy and it's so peak

[west path]

Algae is bacteria 👽

[vital latch]

it can be middle ages high fantasy

[hollow garden]

Paradox studio 😍

[vital latch]

but most of the greats are more closely connected to modern times

[hollow garden]

It's a sad cycle of life is it not?

[west path]

Paradox is getting more ass over time

I prefer you go indie

[marsh lance]

In short, every animal kills other animals, some look cuter while doing it

[vital latch]

like final fantasy 7 is slightly futuristic/scifi and persona is modern

[hollow garden]

Yeah their dlc practise are ass

[west path]

Going indie was gods greatest gift to my life it made me search for actually good games

[vital latch]

alongside this action rpgs and jrpgs work hand in hand and action rpgs are cool af

[hollow garden]

I have no money for anything

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1268632775343476776/attachment.gif

[hollow garden]

Yeah I noticed

[marsh lance]

Do you fw octopath traveler

[vital latch]

I want to try it but haven't yet

[marsh lance]

Its nice

[vital latch]

paradox isn't that good tbh

[hollow garden]

Suzerain costed me 90% of my saved up money

[vital latch]

I mean

paradox is ok

[hollow garden]

I will never recover financially

[hollow garden]

Nah gang

[vital latch]

but it doesn't deserve nearly half the praise they get

[west path]

@vital latch this my final attempt to get you to buy soulash II before i go to school

GET SOULASH II!!!

[vital latch]

maybe tomorow

[hollow garden]

Paradox are like the only studio who makes good map games

[west path]

(Soulash 2)

[vital latch]

god damn it qevie I can read roman numerals I'm not that dumb

😭

[marsh lance]

Maybe if the suzerain devs were true reformists they would lower the game prices on steam

[west path]

nuh uh

[pine copper]

It blends in with the !!! (It doesn’t)

[hollow garden]

I bought it on mobila

[west path]

Uppercase I isnt a roman numeral

[marsh lance]

Mi 2

[west path]

it is unreadable

[marsh lance]

I gotta go bed bed chat!

[vital latch]

close enough everyone can tell

[hollow garden]

Thank Allah the prices are geographically fixed

[vital latch]

|| although it's smarter to use these 🤓

[hollow garden]

Goodnighta pata!

Sleep tight

[vital latch]

|I very diferant

soulash || soulash II

[west path]

because they buy out all of the good map games

[hollow garden]

like what

I'm not white knighting them

[vital latch]

I think that map games are just a overated genre

[hollow garden]

That would be gay

but I'm just saying

[hollow garden]

No?

It's niche

[vital latch]

and the reason paradox has a monopoly is no good sane game dev wants to taint their legacy like that

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[marsh lance]

I willa

[hollow garden]

It's a pretty risky move

[vital latch]

also true

[hollow garden]

Heya skillerz

[vital latch]

map games are hard to get right

[marsh lance]

Bowistan:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871176847105339442/1292529962418573312/image0.gif

[hollow garden]

CK2 is the perfect representative of the medival era

And you wouldn't convince me otherwise

Ck2 🤤

[vital latch]

1. mw is a text rpg 🥱
2. he got it wrong 😎

[marsh lance]

Goodnightsing Klezar

Sleep well

[hollow garden]

It's morning for me but thanka

[marsh lance]

Real?

[marsh lance]

Just incase

[hollow garden]

(He is from the haters)

[hollow garden]

You know cosmic

[marsh lance]

*californian

[hollow garden]

There are 3 map games that need to be created

1- a modern era game

Something like the twilight HOI4 mod

I forgot it's name

This has a lot of problems though

[pine copper]

Cold War modern or after?

[vital latch]

yeah that's the issue I'm talking about, the general audience doesn't care for historical accuracy; which means that they don't get awed by the map itself and need gameplay to back it up, which usually involves fantasy elements to make it more fun! However the existing audience is in large part playing because they think the historical accuracy is cool; issue is the existing audience isn't large enough to make enough money on the game alone

[balmy epoch]

millennium dawn

[vital latch]

The only map game I need in my life is a map game that doesn't focus primarily on the map

[hollow garden]

Yes this

Forgot it's name

[vital latch]

I want a map game where you play as a character inside of the map and can effect the world through your own merit (bannerlord gets close but bannerlord just... isn't a good enough game lmfao)

[hollow garden]

Cold war is the second one 🤫

[pine copper]

What’s the third?

[vital latch]

where sure; you can become the leader of a nation and invade someone, but alternatively you can slay a false god and start a cult

[hollow garden]

I don't think historical accuracy needs to be 100% preserved

In the end it's a game not a history slideshow

[vital latch]

yeah

[hollow garden]

Hm like an RPG but with a map game style?

did you see the new DLC for ck3

It might be close to what you mean

[vital latch]

yes it's the only one I bought, tbh it's pretty good and I was pleasently suprised by it

not perfect by any means but it's enjoyable

👍

[hollow garden]

A fantasy map game similar to Stellaris

[vital latch]

Kinda

[hollow garden]

AGW4 is pretty good but It's more 4X than a map game

[vital latch]

Imagine you grabbed a peak rpg, tossed in a open world game, and then tossed literally any paradox game in there

[pine copper]

I kinda hope for like one set before ck3 like in classical antiquity

[hollow garden]

It seems like it's the best ck3 DLC so far

[hollow garden]

Ah like before ck and after imperator?

[pine copper]

Yeah sorta

[hollow garden]

Isn't this literally bannerlord

[vital latch]

a rpg where you can see your impact on the world

[hollow garden]

yeah it's such an interesting era

[vital latch]

bannerlord had the right idea but it also kinda missed in every area

the issue is it fell into the most obvious issue with that concept

[hollow garden]

With the migrations

But I wonder how they would implement religions in it

[vital latch]

if you're making 3 main parts of a game

it's hard to make them all good or even ok

[hollow garden]

Since both Christianity and Islam start in this era

[vital latch]

which results in every section of bannerlord feeling extremely half baked imo

[hollow garden]

yeah but what's the solution

I think that's a fundamental issue with trying something like this

[vital latch]

yeah

[hollow garden]

It's too big to be able to do any of it's 3 core ideas justice

[vital latch]

I think the only work around is for it to be a massive studio making it, or at the very least someone who knows their shit

[hollow garden]

True I think to make a good game with this concept it needs a pretty large budget

[vital latch]

the only way to make a game that big is by either having massive numbers advantage or just having a team full of 300 wps programming art prodigies

[vital latch]

the sad part though

is that paradox probably has the money to do it

😭

[hollow garden]

You know paradox tho

[vital latch]

they just wouldn't because it's deadass not worth the investment

[hollow garden]

They abandoned Imperator after thinking that it wasn't going to do well

And probably will abandon Victoria 3 soon

unless it's next DLC is magically successful

[vital latch]

victoria 3 failed?

I thought it sold like atleast 500,000 units

that's not good at all

but it's not awful

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure but from what I know is that it's dlcs haven't been doing that well

This might be outdated information though

[vital latch]

oh dlcs

yeah ima be honest

I think paradox's dlc strategy isn't working anymore

if you look at the reviews people are getting more and more fed up with it

if they don't do anything soon, they will fall to the tide that is their general audience becoming more careful with their money and not spending 30$ every 2 months on dlcs

dlcs worked but they don't anymore

the industries audience is fed up with scummy dlc practices

[pine copper]

True

[hollow garden]

I can't believe people used to be crackheads on their EU4 and ck2 dlcs

[hollow garden]

I mean this DLC practise is exploitative to the customer

[vital latch]

microtransactions are also falling off hard

[hollow garden]

Paradox releases intentionally half baked or barely existent features

[vital latch]

but dlc imo is in a more dire situation

[hollow garden]

So that you are forced to pay dlcs to have them

[hollow garden]

Good

[pine copper]

They’ve always been hated from the start?

[vital latch]

I think theres like 3 remaining examples of dlcs that are looked well upon, and that's wild shit:
smash bros fighter pass
splatoon octo expansion
(there has to be one more outside my small nintendo world)

[vital latch]

ok so imagine a graph that starts at negative one in support right

and now it's at -100

👍

it still fell off from a peak

just that peak was a negative number

[pine copper]

Oh okay yeah that sounds better

[wild mason]

Shivering Isles

[pine copper]

@hollow garden thoughts on the new hoi4 dlc?

[rose cape]

@thedetective999 is this true?

[lucid oriole]

ama(8’f if hw llayed cllsawr

[hollow garden]

Can you help me rob?

How do I get into crypto

[pine copper]

@hollow garden 💔

[hollow garden]

I have been hearing about this crypto thing

And how it changes lives

But I'm not sure who to invest with

With the country taking a recession it's most critical to invest

Did he get banned

👽

[hollow garden]

The Germany one?

[pine copper]

Yeah 👽

[pine copper]

Germany/hungary one* yeah

[hollow garden]

Tbh I don't know much about it

So I can't say

But what's your opinion decafa

[pine copper]

Idk looks definitely interesting and they improved nukes so that pretty cool

[prime compass]

Deutschland mentioned 🇩🇪

[rose cape]

Deutschland mentioned 🇩🇪

[hollow garden]

Deutschland mentioned 🇩🇪

[knotty cosmos]

Deutschland mentioned 🇩🇪

[fallen cipher]

No

[stiff roost]

It's about a few hundred blocks north east if you want anything from there

dunno if it's still intact tho

[balmy epoch]

which one

[stiff roost]

the one close to medieval forest I think

[balmy epoch]

is it near spawn

or far away

[stiff roost]

near spawn

[balmy epoch]

ok

[stiff roost]

forgot the exact coords of medieval forest/sea wolf's old base

[balmy epoch]

never seen a medieval forest but I remember his first bass coords

[stiff roost]

yeah that

[fallen cipher]

H

[alpine raft]

@west path hey should i worry about the mongols much they are almost reaching the byzantines

[rose cape]

no

[alpine raft]

aight

im so rich

im making 54 a month

my liege taxes are getting to 1.7 so i dont like this

[rose cape]

ok

[alpine raft]

and im on low taxes i gotta do spymaster shii get a hook on him, and then get exempt

[prime compass]

Tax evasion

[fallen cipher]

Tax the poor

[wild mason]

can u be my slave pls

[fallen cipher]

@lean glade can you warn this "person"

[wild mason]

Venus won't mine nether qaurtz for me

[fallen cipher]

Hop on the #🍃minecraft-server

[lean glade]

Nah, get a Glock 17

[wild mason]

Why would I ask for a wage slave in a dead channel

[fallen cipher]

@woeful condor you killed our beloved channel 😔

[elder arch]

Why do you need quartz

It’s used for 10 things

[fallen cipher]

Is the server cross play

[elder arch]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

Send the IP

[wild mason]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

Send the IP

[wild mason]

I need to build a chapel

[elder arch]

description of #🍃minecraft-server

[fallen cipher]

are you playing On the Minecraft server?????

[elder arch]

Yes

Sometimes

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason anarchy

RIGHT?

@elder arch right?

[elder arch]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

You're kidding

[elder arch]

👽

What

@fallen cipher hi starmie