🎲game-room

[quick idol]

if only the map irl was like this

[sullen pawn]

shut the fuck up

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn pursue an agriculture modernization program putting protections on farmlands in the Nile valley and delta and at the same time moving from labour focused agriculture into mechanised and teach our farmers to incorporate modern innovations and tactics subsiding their loses in the first few months of the program

[noble cradle]

Scotland cannot survive on its own

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[vital latch]

btw your map still sucks since the island I keep yapping about is still connected by land

just saying

[limpid plover]

Leave me alone

[vital latch]

🥱

[hollow garden]

My beautiful UK

[fallen cipher]

Nso bur

But

But

Why??

[sullen pawn]

in this world it makes sense btw
also they are getting finiancial aid from the rest of NATO

[hollow garden]

I mean Scotland would rejoin the eu

[sullen pawn]

they did

btw

[west path]

the shadow government is trying to gaslight us into thinking that it is genuinely connected by land

You shouldnt bite...

[quick idol]

NATO in this mw does shit?

[limpid plover]

Please

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn MAP THE INVASION ALREADY

[west path]

@noble cradle HOP ON SOR I THINK MY INTERNET IS BACK

[noble cradle]

I mean yeah but that's not a cureall

[fallen cipher]

@noble cradle HOP ON SOR I THINK MY INTERNET IS BACK

[noble cradle]

I'm eating dinner hol on

[quick idol]

~bt

[hollow garden]

what does curreal mean

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: @noble cradle Otherwise, I hope the internet comes back.

[hollow garden]

@noble cradle HOP ON SOR I THINK MY INTERNET IS BACK

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[fallen cipher]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@fallen cipher: @noble cradle Otherwise, I hope the internet comes back.

[vital latch]

the river is so clearly visible

[noble cradle]

Ok

[fallen cipher]

Nso got hacked by Nug

[hollow garden]

real

[limpid plover]

👽

[fallen cipher]

The real EEE would never say this

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole the land has been returned

[quick idol]

What land

[west path]

Kleznam is this true

[hollow garden]

Which land

[west path]

does this mean that you can play ck2

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn MAP THE FUCKING INVASION

[limpid plover]

No

[fallen cipher]

HAHEHEHEHR

[hollow garden]

hehe

[fallen cipher]

Nug it's obvious

Stop it

[sullen pawn]

i gave british over seas territories to other naitons

[hollow garden]

Of course that's what you most want

[sullen pawn]

send a fucking plan

idiot

at least send arrows

[hollow garden]

you imperialist conqueror of western Sahara

[hollow garden]

Arrows 🤤

[quick idol]

@sullen pawn condemn fakher for his invasion of peak

[hollow garden]

Ercan are you even playing

[quick idol]

Yes

[hollow garden]

or is the urge to condemn fakher winning

[sullen pawn]

lol

[west path]

wouldnt it be so cool if we had the entirety of game room in 1 ck2 lobby

[quick idol]

Fr action

[sullen pawn]

hes turkiye
hes palying this session so i give him albania country ball

[limpid plover]

Omg

[sullen pawn]

hey nso, play in my mw? :3

[west path]

all of them in 1 country would be even peaker

[quick idol]

@sullen pawn whats my current situation

[sullen pawn]

OH SHIT

[west path]

game roomers try to navigate the HRE to prosperity

[sullen pawn]

LMFAOOOO

[sullen pawn]

I FORGOT ABT THIS

[frank latch]

should take a break

[west path]

You did not burn out on wednesday

you are a liar a deceiver

[limpid plover]

I dont want to

Sorry

[quick idol]

Break the block

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole werent you involved in the nigerian-niger war

[vital latch]

whar

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn Initiate a constitutional reform process that enshrines democratic principles, human rights, and the separation of powers turning the parliament from a bicemial one into a unicemial one alongside removing the president's ability to appoint a fifth of the parliament and impeach judges to rebalance the political structure

[hollow garden]

Is this a suzerain reference

[quick idol]

@vital latch everyone who votes the 2nd option has been hired by the block

[hollow garden]

What's this

[quick idol]

~bt

[noble cradle]

@west path ok I'm hopping on

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: <@726460548958388333. Ministry of Internal Affairs

[west path]

#🎲game-room message i told you i have good memory

[sullen pawn]

some rebr played as nigeria, invaded niger, then stopped playing

[hollow garden]

Average

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn start preparing our military for an invasion of the Sahara basically send troops from our Balearic islands to cut Morocco in half and start invading the south and focus on attacking their ports bomb the polisario's military bases too

[sullen pawn]

ok im making nigeria peace out

[wild mason]

If I come back as China can I start a civil war

[noble cradle]

Average

[sullen pawn]

some tension will need 2 b built up

but sure

[quick idol]

What does this rabbit think of @fallen cipher's brutal conquest of western sahara?

[hollow garden]

Imperialist

[limpid plover]

Omg

[vital latch]

ok what if I said wednesday was when my word count started dropping so tbf it's kinda true

[west path]

@sullen pawn can i play as the USA and liberate the western sahara

[fallen cipher]

I need the Phosphate

[wild mason]

He's south African and hates them both for not being dutch British descendants

[quick idol]

"to cut Morocco in half" huh

[fallen cipher]

No

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher

small advances

[west path]

itll be really fucking funny

🙏

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[lucid oriole]

Yeah

[fallen cipher]

That's a literal desert lil bro

There are no troops there

Nobody lives there

[lucid oriole]

I’m supporting Niger and trying to get ECOWAS to condemn Nigeria and support Niger as well

[fallen cipher]

How am I making small advances

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher the morrocan military has begun bombing granadas coast

[noble cradle]

🥺

[west path]

Its true..

[fallen cipher]

THE MOROCCAN MILITARY ISN'T EVEN CAPABLE OF DOING THAT

[west path]

whats the lbobby name

same as before

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Btw I’ve been investing into the military development of west africa this entire time + send money to Igbo and Hausa separatist groups

[hollow garden]

heh

[limpid plover]

Ooooo

[fallen cipher]

GRANADA DOSENT EVEN HAVE A COAST

[quick idol]

Wait fakher are you morroco or west sahara i cant tell

[lucid oriole]

specifically niger, bf, and mali too 🤫

[hollow garden]

Is garlic mw not that focused on internal development

[sullen pawn]

how the shit are your supply lines suppose to efficently move thru the sand
dont you think after the declaration morrco wouldve sent some men to the coast closest to your islands?
you do relize that troops can.. walk

[fallen cipher]

HOW ARE THEY BOMBING A PLACE WITH NO COAST

DHDHEUE????

[hollow garden]

?

[fallen cipher]

HSHSHSH???

[noble cradle]

Real sordlan

Sordland as password

[limpid plover]

Idk what im doing

[sullen pawn]

pretty sure this region is granada

[fallen cipher]

Okay nvm

Granada has a coast

But still

[sullen pawn]

fucking ididot

[fallen cipher]

The Moroccan army isn't capable of doing that 🤫

[sullen pawn]

you are insufferable btw

[hollow garden]

Stupid

[quick idol]

is he stupid

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn just fucking invade them from the north

[sullen pawn]

mountains:

[west path]

DAMN YOU ERCAN

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

[quick idol]

Low quality!!! Laugh at this user!!!

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn deploy my army to the southern border with Sudan along these three rallying points

[sullen pawn]

ok

[hollow garden]

Why is Fakher doing this

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole who are the people in western sahara

[limpid plover]

Omg klez

[lucid oriole]

Melilla and Cueta:

[fallen cipher]

Start bombing military bases

[hollow garden]

how does Sudan's army compare to mine 👽

[lucid oriole]

Sahwari Arabs

[fallen cipher]

TRUE

[quick idol]

Fakher is spain?

[fallen cipher]

I was literally about to say that

[limpid plover]

Susan

[sullen pawn]

would they try to retake some of western sahara whilst spain was invading it

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Send weapons and equipment to Morocco and call upon the Arab and African Leagues to come to the defense of Morocco against foreign imperialism

[limpid plover]

Oooooooooo

[hollow garden]

Aren't the majority Morrocan settlers

[lucid oriole]

Please do not invade sudan

[hollow garden]

Planted there by Morroco

[lucid oriole]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn Can I come to an agreement with Algeria

[hollow garden]

why

[sullen pawn]

google it poo booger

[lucid oriole]

He’s talking about the people in the country, I assume

[sullen pawn]

not really

[fallen cipher]

wdym not really

[hollow garden]

Garlic your hosting is evil

[fallen cipher]

Is this person stupid

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher members of the african leage begin sending weaponry and volunteers to morroco

[lucid oriole]

Because that’s stupid and will get you condemned by everyone 💔

[fallen cipher]

can I come to an agreement with Algeria

Yes or no

[hollow garden]

They bombed my embassy tho

[lucid oriole]

Oh fr?

[lucid oriole]

Demand they pay back the damages and recognize Egyptian control over the Hala’ib triangle

[hollow garden]

(not fr 👽)

[fallen cipher]

Algeria is Morocco's biggest enemy

[lucid oriole]

If they say no I’ll support your intervention

[sullen pawn]

nope

[fallen cipher]

WHAT

[lucid oriole]

how fakher feels lying to the host

[fallen cipher]

That's not a lie btw

[lucid oriole]

Algeria might hate Morocco but it’s better than a European colonizer 🤫

[fallen cipher]

This person doesn't know what he's talking about

@sullen pawn how's the invasion going

[hollow garden]

I mean if Spain started invading morocco

I don't think Algeria would side with Spain

[sullen pawn]

you are having a hard time with the desert and the mountains

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn stage a false flag operation to make it seem like a group of Sudanese militants bombed my embassy

[sullen pawn]

ok

u should really send alat in dms 👽

[limpid plover]

Wow

[hollow garden]

Did it succeed 👽

[hollow garden]

meh

[fallen cipher]

Can I just land in Casablanca or Agadir

[hollow garden]

Point and laugh at fakher

[limpid plover]

😄

[hollow garden]

Thank you nso

[sullen pawn]

yea but not many people truly beleive it was the sudanese

[fallen cipher]

Nso why are you doing this

@lucid oriole back down lil bro

[lucid oriole]

@fallen cipher If you do not leave Morocco, I will send soldiers and ramp up equipment shipments

This is your first and final warning

[limpid plover]

Omg klez!!

😀

[sullen pawn]

yes

[fallen cipher]

Do it AND COME TO AN AGREEMENT WITH ALGERIA DUMBASS

[lucid oriole]

You have 4 minutes

[steep merlin]

Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>

[-channel channel:Channel]

Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed

[sullen pawn]

FUCK

YOU

FUCK YOU

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 3 minutes from now (<t:1728856503:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[sullen pawn]

DONT CALL ME A FUCKING DUMBASS WHEN YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING AGREEMENT

[hollow garden]

Well it's no big deal, begin a special military operation to destroy the group behind this attack our eastern army will move south to capture Port Sudan while the two western ones will slither southwards along the beautiful Nile river

[sullen pawn]

WHAT FUCKING AGREEMENT

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[hollow garden]

WHY WOULD ALGERIA AGREE TO THAT

[sullen pawn]

FUCKING SPECIFY

AND MAKE FUCKIGN SENSE

[hollow garden]

Literally

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Support the Egyptian intervention

[fallen cipher]

THEIEUEIE

[sullen pawn]

JUST PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[fallen cipher]

IM GONNA

MAME

MAKE

[lucid oriole]

kleznamish you should rally the arab league to support morocco

[fallen cipher]

WESTERN SAHARA

[limpid plover]

Oh man

[fallen cipher]

FREE!

If they

Helped

With the invasion

I'm also gonna give them some Moroccan land

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn I will call an emergency arab league summit to discuss the recent events in Morroco and condemn Spain's actions

[hollow garden]

Yessing

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher morrocans have been found using russian equipment

[limpid plover]

Did fakher get replaced

[fallen cipher]

@lucid oriole the Arab league doesn't even do shit anymore btw

[sullen pawn]

and russian soldiers have been found fighting for morroco

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn

I know you don't know this

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

About African countries

[lucid oriole]

What if I

Nuked Spain

[fallen cipher]

Do it bitch

[lucid oriole]

🤔

Nope!

[fallen cipher]

you're a bitch

[limpid plover]

Klez!!

[fallen cipher]

You can't do it

[fallen cipher]

I knew it you fuckingpussy

[marsh lance]

Garlicia has abandoned me

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn btw morocco wouldn’t attack spanish soil (besides cueta and melilla) because that would bring in either the eu or nato

i forgot which

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @fallen cipher

Reminder from YAGPDB

lol war

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn start attacking Morocco from cueta and Melilla

[hollow garden]

It's ok pat

[fallen cipher]

Send more troops there

[hollow garden]

We will recover

[sullen pawn]

advances are succseful but you're met with feisty resistance

[marsh lance]

Bow said he is hosting in FOUR MINUTES 😭😭😭

[lucid oriole]

Sudan is in the middle of a civil war

[marsh lance]

Well

He didnt SAY that

[sullen pawn]

i am aware

[marsh lance]

But

[sullen pawn]

there would still be resistance

[limpid plover]

OMG HIIIII PAT!!

[hollow garden]

these advances will take 999 years 😭

[lucid oriole]

Krakow is worth 75% of their GDP i’m crying

[hollow garden]

Qevie would be happy

[lucid oriole]

Focusing on Sudan is a bad idea anyway, iirc Honey Bee basically abandoned the Saudis and Israel

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[hollow garden]

oh today is a session of Bowistan?

[sullen pawn]

this is so real lmfao

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn can i continue campaigning and running charities to increase popularity among the people and parliament 😱

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole is this a good map

im gonna.. implement it i think

[marsh lance]

He made an event

[lucid oriole]

No clue

[hollow garden]

yes but I want to form an arab superstate I need to approach it with reason

[marsh lance]

In bowistan server!!!

[sullen pawn]

i found it on r/mapporn

[hollow garden]

This civil war started in 2023 tho

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn send troops and tanks to sudan

[sullen pawn]

it started early here 🤓

[fallen cipher]

Condemn the invasion of Egypt

[sullen pawn]

are you dumb stupid or dumb

[hollow garden]

no

[fallen cipher]

how is that stupid

[sullen pawn]

bud how are they gonna get there?

[fallen cipher]

Or dumb

[hollow garden]

The RSF has more control nowadays

[sullen pawn]

who is gonna get them?

[lucid oriole]

If you’re going to do that, you should do it primarily diplomatically rather than through military intervention

[sullen pawn]

map would b outdated

[hollow garden]

🤯

[balmy epoch]

not anymore

[fallen cipher]

Legs

Duh

[balmy epoch]

Khartoum is being liberated

[lucid oriole]

what decades of war does to a mf

[fallen cipher]

@balmy epoch are you the usa

[hollow garden]

True but I can't help myself

[balmy epoch]

I quit

[fallen cipher]

please comeback

I need help

[balmy epoch]

stop lying btw

[noble cradle]

Ain't no way

[wild mason]

it is impossible to take a garlic MW seriously 😢

[balmy epoch]

I strengthened the Sunni Shia alliance

[noble cradle]

@west path why did plud leave

[fallen cipher]

True

[balmy epoch]

not Shia

[lucid oriole]

Oh my god shut up

[balmy epoch]

Sunni Israeli

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn start BOMBING rabat

[lucid oriole]

You supported Iran though 🤔

[fallen cipher]

Kill everyone

[balmy epoch]

cuz he was gonna install the shah back

[fallen cipher]

Turn Rabat into dust

[lucid oriole]

How can U support Iran and Syria while also backing Israel and Egypt

Curious

[fallen cipher]

Idc if I kill innocent civilians

[hollow garden]

I'm telling Mohammed the VI

[fallen cipher]

Just kill everyone

[balmy epoch]

I never supported Syria

[hollow garden]

Least war crimey fakher moment

[balmy epoch]

I just made deals

[west path]

disconnected

my internet was very kind to me and killed off my connection after around 30 minutes of reliable connection 😍

[balmy epoch]

to end the war

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn bomb him

Find him

And execute him

[hollow garden]

😭

[lucid oriole]

Btw shut up about what I do being stupid if you’re going to support the shah returning to Iran

[west path]

@hollow garden what shenanigans are you up to in ck2

[lucid oriole]

That’s stupid

[hollow garden]

I'm doing a Christan England run

[balmy epoch]

what garlic is doing is stupid

[noble cradle]

Average

[limpid plover]

It happens again

[balmy epoch]

you just go along with what he says

[hollow garden]

My Muslim one was me desperately trying to survive the crusades and the HRE

[hollow garden]

what is it

[lucid oriole]

It’s because Kent is a holy site

[lucid oriole]

god bless these united states 🦅

[hollow garden]

Relatable

[lucid oriole]

If you give Kent to an independent Christian ruler

[hollow garden]

I'm aware

[lucid oriole]

No one will care about Islamic england

[hollow garden]

maybe I should have just made it independent

[west path]

what if you made an mp lobby and me and lebron joined

[hollow garden]

It's good though to hurt Christan moral authority

[hollow garden]

I don't really want to play mp rn

[noble cradle]

I love raiding Kent as a viking

So much gold

[hollow garden]

I love kent 😍

[west path]

@noble cradle Do you have barony

we could ball there fr

[hollow garden]

@west path qevie what's your current ck run

can you tell us the lore

[noble cradle]

No 😔

[west path]

none

[frank latch]

am back

[limpid plover]

Bad bad

[frank latch]

hosta?

[limpid plover]

HIIIII BOW!!

[west path]

rigged i think..

[hollow garden]

You would hijack garlic

[marsh lance]

Just kill netherlands already

[frank latch]

😔

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-to-mobo-pov-gif-8741123014761454734

[sullen pawn]

sorry bro...

[frank latch]

is fine

[sullen pawn]

after sudan and morroco ill wrap it up

[hollow garden]

Can I ally with the RSF

[frank latch]

It's not me who you have to deal with anyway

[hollow garden]

To overthrow the Sudanese government

[marsh lance]

Also how do you play this game

[sullen pawn]

slow pan to a crowd with pitch forks and torches

[lucid oriole]

No because they have Indonesia and my colonies there are severely underpopulated

[torn estuary]

Mr moral is in the chat

[wild mason]

Who r u

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher @hollow garden ok what r yall doin in yorespective wars

[marsh lance]

Hello, famous american rapper, Kendrick Lamar!

[torn estuary]

Mr moral

[fallen cipher]

I told you

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn can we create a united Transcaucasian Federal Republic

[sullen pawn]

i wasnt lookiing at chat

[limpid plover]

HIIIII PAT!!!

[sullen pawn]

yes

[lucid oriole]

I will launch missiles at Spain proper if you bomb Rabat

[marsh lance]

Hi nso

[fallen cipher]

Land in Casablanca and Agadir

[limpid plover]

HRU!!

[fallen cipher]

I'm gonna fucking kill you

[sullen pawn]

it wouldnt be very stable though, the recent wars have causes alot of ethnic tension @lucid oriole

[marsh lance]

Am good hbu

[lucid oriole]

Keep it stable using Russian soldiers to enforce peaceful conduct

[torn estuary]

I am stronger than goku 🗿

[limpid plover]

Okay okay

[noble cradle]

Prbably

[limpid plover]

I love you

[sullen pawn]

is it just all of the caucasian nations

[hollow garden]

I guess I will just stop my actions for now

My addiction to Bowistan is too strong unfortunately

[sullen pawn]

yes

[hollow garden]

@frank latch what era are we in btw

[sullen pawn]

you can ally the RSF

[lucid oriole]

yea

[marsh lance]

YAAAY

[limpid plover]

I can feel the heat

[sullen pawn]

@hollow gardenu relize fakher isnt gonna stop his right

u might as well just play

[marsh lance]

No!

[torn estuary]

Tf you mean no

[frank latch]

kind of like the transition between Renassiance and Medieval

I'm going to try and start pushing development and technology (nothing players have to do) to speed it up a lil

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Go the UN and demand sanctions against Spain for their invasion of Morocco

[hollow garden]

Is that a good or bad thing

[frank latch]

besides
I think that'll be fun

[fallen cipher]

Bow is hosting??

[marsh lance]

Liar

[frank latch]

I'm waiting for Garlic to finish

[marsh lance]

Industrial age when

[frank latch]

2027

[limpid plover]

Its comfy

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher the UN demands you withdrawal from morroco, and say what you are doing is just an act ofi mperialism

[torn estuary]

What happened to Jerry?

[limpid plover]

Good

[frank latch]

(WW3 will start by then)

[lucid oriole]

sanctions buddy

[fallen cipher]

I agree

[lucid oriole]

starve the spanish economy

[fallen cipher]

I agree*

[sullen pawn]

ill get to it!

[sullen pawn]

they demand you pay reps to morroco

[marsh lance]

Imagine a industrial district right here 😻

[hollow garden]

Ah I see so wait can I modernize my army into a reinassance style professional army?

[fallen cipher]

Do it

[sullen pawn]

ok

[hollow garden]

I have been neglecting it for a while

[torn estuary]

Goku is weak af

[fallen cipher]

Why does it look like that

[sullen pawn]

btw you just OBLITERATED relations with morroco

[fallen cipher]

Lmao L buddy

[frank latch]

yeah

But note you do live in a very tropical region
so that may affect this transition

[fallen cipher]

Hahaah

[hollow garden]

Reala

[fallen cipher]

Based

[limpid plover]

I love everyone

[fallen cipher]

double L

Nerd

Hahaha

[marsh lance]

Its YOU fakher

[sullen pawn]

what to do in this shit show

[fallen cipher]

You're not NSO

[fallen cipher]

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THAT

[torn estuary]

🗣I LOSS MY DAWG🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😔

[marsh lance]

@fallen cipher uhhhh uhm uhh how did my campaign go

[fallen cipher]

IM NOT THAT BIG RIGHT?

[frank latch]

alr
just ping me when Garlic's done
Imma work on a project for TPMC

[limpid plover]

😥

[fallen cipher]

You're literally not NSO

What is this

[hollow garden]

I know so what you are saying is that I should take advantage of my environment or that it will be harder for me

[fallen cipher]

This guy isn't NSO

[hollow garden]

or both?

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden can u play my mw

[hollow garden]

okaya

[noble cradle]

Ok bow did this on purpose

[sullen pawn]

they RSF agreed with ur proposal to gang up on the RAF

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Don Rick

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn

[frank latch]

ye

(RICE)

[marsh lance]

Its like how italy looks like a high heel boot

I am italy

[hollow garden]

Contour our offensive southwards

[marsh lance]

Shaped like a GUN

[frank latch]

wdym?

[hollow garden]

W

[sullen pawn]

u have an oppurtunity to move thru the desert to establish connections with the RSF

[hollow garden]

This is a stupid move tho

[torn estuary]

☝erm actually is a boot 🤓

[hollow garden]

and the logistics of it would be hard

[sullen pawn]

btw

[hollow garden]

I'm willing to take the slower approach

[lucid oriole]

what if you had russian logistic support

[sullen pawn]

the map didnt label the blank area

[marsh lance]

Me when im no longer speaking of italy!!

[sullen pawn]

im assuming its the sudanese gov.?

[limpid plover]

I need

[hollow garden]

Maybe it would be possible...

[torn estuary]

I nee

[marsh lance]

I ne

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance when are we establishing trade between each other 🥺

[torn estuary]

I n

[limpid plover]

Oooo

[hollow garden]

I n

[marsh lance]

When garlic responds to me

[marsh lance]

I

[limpid plover]

I

[hollow garden]

I mean in Bowistan

[torn estuary]

I am Steve

[limpid plover]

Love you!

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden ur pushing into RAF controled land

[hollow garden]

Ngl bowistan is starting to grow on me

[marsh lance]

Wholesome NSO

[hollow garden]

This is great

How is our supplying?

[limpid plover]

I love you!

[sullen pawn]

its fine

[marsh lance]

When amaz stops being a critter

[marsh lance]

Love you too vro

[noble cradle]

That's like asking a hippo to be a seagul

[limpid plover]

🥰

[noble cradle]

It ain't happening

[frank latch]

when the connection is made between the north and the south
(When Fish decides to play)

[limpid plover]

Kindness and Love

[hollow garden]

No I don't mean that way

I mean Columbus style

[sullen pawn]

holy shoot

[hollow garden]

or in this case Magellan style

[sullen pawn]

the de-railing is unreal

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn how did my campaigning go

[sullen pawn]

its going well

[marsh lance]

Btw theres more water outside the map

I will die

If i do rhat

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn provide air support for our ground forces as much as possible

[frank latch]

but seriously

I feel like the north and south are waaaay to disconnected
I think I'm going to work on this

[hollow garden]

Is it as large as the Pacific ocean

[sullen pawn]

ok

[marsh lance]

The whole planet is basically 95% water

The 5% is bowistan

[hollow garden]

I mean fish already establish the gold route

[marsh lance]

The entiee map

[hollow garden]

oh so it's impossible then

I guess until we get steam ships

[marsh lance]

WAAAIT

[hollow garden]

but that's happening in 2027

[marsh lance]

I JUST GOT

AN IDEA

[limpid plover]

A strange but good feeling

[hollow garden]

what playing suzerain does to me

[hollow garden]

Preach pat

[marsh lance]

@frank latch what if.. instead of having to sail past amaz and pay… what if i sailed SLIGHTLY outside of the map

[limpid plover]

Klez!!!!

[marsh lance]

Go where no man has ever thought

[hollow garden]

Harald won the struggle over the english throne

[marsh lance]

And came BACK around

[limpid plover]

Wow

[hollow garden]

@west path is the English culture forming under jeopardy

I mean William is imprisoned but he and his children still rule a large part of southern England

[limpid plover]

I love everyone here

[hollow garden]

PAT

you are a genius

[hollow garden]

Nso what happened to you 😔✊

The old NSO was cruel

[limpid plover]

You're so cool

[hollow garden]

like lebron and oil

[lucid oriole]

lobotomized

[hollow garden]

we need a trio

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-yopidolapalabra-yosigo-miremeyo-yoquiero-gif-24581656

[limpid plover]

Friendship!!

[wild mason]

Medication

[hollow garden]

no you are part of the manipulation trio

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/year-hare-affair-gif-13573129297410962003

[hollow garden]

Fr?

[wild mason]

Thats my guess

Idk

[wild mason]

who are the other two

[limpid plover]

😃

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole Nigeria proposes this

[hollow garden]

Secret

[marsh lance]

Qevie.. Banam.. Blumi

The three warlords came together long ago and said “we will manipulate ALL who are weaker than us!”

[hollow garden]

Banan?

Lmao

banan is part of another trio

[wild mason]

Banan is usually the "Reciever"

[marsh lance]

He WORKS with qevie in bowistan……..

[frank latch]

would need stronger and further ocean faring vessels (which you probably have)
but you would need immediate connects beyond Brzykna to link the regions

[marsh lance]

Hes also the glazer in maizan

[sullen pawn]

bro is acitng like bowistan is the only mapwar to ever mapwar

[hollow garden]

Hello pat it's me qevie can I manipulate you to become the puppet of Mazidan

Maizan*

[hollow garden]

Qevie's mw persona is evil

[frank latch]

But the fastest way would be to sail down the river to Adika (Fish) and through the river that connects to the straight where you can gain access to Klez

[marsh lance]

The real qevie would have NEVER made a spelling mistake

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-confetti-kitty-cat-wiggle-cat-wiggle-gif-4325209336873873565

[frank latch]

pretty sure it's his first map war

[marsh lance]

That river does not flow all the way through

I’d have to

[marsh lance]

❌❌❌❌❌❌

[frank latch]

true

[marsh lance]

Why do you think i glaze wolf mw so much

[hollow garden]

I'm sure adika would approve of this right?

[frank latch]

oh right

[frank latch]

Idk
Fish would have to say

[marsh lance]

I’d… i’d have to talk to fish 😨🥶

[hollow garden]

I'm not qevie though pat I'm me

klezna

[marsh lance]

I trust you

[frank latch]

and the issue with this route is that it flows through Brzykni allied Pherdonia

[sullen pawn]

im ending session cuz it got de-railed

[frank latch]

Rip

[hollow garden]

Sorry garlic

[sullen pawn]

final mapa

[marsh lance]

What does that mean

[lucid oriole]

No.

[limpid plover]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Part of my deal with amaz is that like.. “you have to pay 60% for all goods that you sell west of my ports” right but i’m not trading with anyone west of your ports because you won’t let me colonize past that 😭

[limpid plover]

Bananan is as false as blumi

[marsh lance]

He thinks i’m gonna rip him off, but the more money i make in the west, the more he gets to tax from me

He is a foolish capitalist

[limpid plover]

Talking behind people's back

Harrasing

[marsh lance]

And his colonial logic is backwards

[hollow garden]

De railing is when the attention shifts completely from an mw to another topic

[marsh lance]

This is why i think he is a critter

[marsh lance]

Oh god

Klez

It was us

[west path]

real

[marsh lance]

We killed garlic

[west path]

by 2026 game room manipulation rates will be cut down to 11.3%

[lucid oriole]

You’re not going to colonize past that btw

I will ensure you cannot

[frank latch]

Did I do this?

I'm sorry if I did

hey
I should probably open krita!

[hollow garden]

REAL

[lucid oriole]

Holy shit no

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii bow

[marsh lance]

I mean.. honestly i could just cut the port deal and nothing would happen, because i cant sail west anyway!!

[limpid plover]

Hru

[lucid oriole]

I am not accepting that in west africa

[frank latch]

Hello NSO

[west path]

@hollow garden send the mars video i need to say what he said word for word

[lucid oriole]

Uhhuh

[marsh lance]

We’d still trade

[limpid plover]

I love you bow

[frank latch]

Doing actually good today
I'm happy for once

[hollow garden]

Good session

[limpid plover]

Yay

[marsh lance]

But why not

[limpid plover]

We are happy!

[lucid oriole]

@frank latch Continue with ship development, I want our ports capable of producing high-quality seafaring vessels in a short amount of time

[lucid oriole]

Because I have no reason to allow you to

[west path]

its good for power projection

[lucid oriole]

It’s actively detrimental, in fact

[marsh lance]

Why are you afraid of me gaining power when i am willing to cooperate and lift eachother higher!

[hollow garden]

That's great bro

[lucid oriole]

Uhhuh

@frank latch Can U send a full map rq

[frank latch]

why

[marsh lance]

Im like a dog, if you feed me i am loyal

[lucid oriole]

Because I want a full map?

Wdym “why”

[west path]

@hollow garden Manipulation is an important trait in politics. Whether you like it or not every politician you follow is a manipulator. I'm just honest about it.

[hollow garden]

reala

[frank latch]

wdym "wdym why"

[lucid oriole]

Just send the map

[marsh lance]

Wdym “wdym “wdym why”

[hollow garden]

@west path qevie ck2 question

What is the trigger for the english culture forming again

[west path]

ehat

[hollow garden]

Does the king have to be Norman

[lucid oriole]

Norman Conquest

[west path]

be nomran and it has to be like 1150

[hollow garden]

or just there being Norman lords

[west path]

norman*

[west path]

King

[hollow garden]

It kinda failed tho

William is imprisoned

[noble cradle]

Mars probably sounds like that

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: @hollow garden Government is an important part of politics. Like it or not, frankly, we have some powerful politicians backing us.

[lucid oriole]

No English culture 😍

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) Session 22??
Internal changes to my thought process

[hollow garden]

I see

[noble cradle]

Mars was pretty funny with how serious he took UMW

[west path]

@noble cradle on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you trust my internet to be reliable this time

[noble cradle]

8

[west path]

stupidly annoying to he was insufferable

[noble cradle]

I have faith

[west path]

SoR time!

[limpid plover]

I need a hug

[hollow garden]

Is it just me or is the map way more filled

[noble cradle]

Rn?

[hollow garden]

It's just a game 😔🙏

[noble cradle]

True

[west path]

can we get a video essay on BoW's character development throughout hurricane milton

[hollow garden]

It's okay nso

[west path]

why not

[hollow garden]

Things will pass

[noble cradle]

Some mfs gave me death threats for withholding my money it was funny

[frank latch]

yes

[noble cradle]

I don't have a problem

[west path]

why not

[frank latch]

this was before Milton

[west path]

it was funny when you did offshoring ngl both of our teams went fucking bonkers

[noble cradle]

Hold on my internet just imploded

[frosty drum]

@frank latch how is skollar doing (I'm busy Atm)

[west path]

and WE LOST THE MONEY TOO IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

😭

thats my UMW2 highlight btw

[noble cradle]

Yeah lol

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Conduct a thorough analysis of the existing canton levy army including strengths weaknesses troop composition, equipment, and training levels

[limpid plover]

🥰

[hollow garden]

Money??

[noble cradle]

Gold coins

[hollow garden]

Parader what did you bet on

[noble cradle]

Currency

Whatever it was

[hollow garden]

Crabcoins

[frank latch]

Good

[west path]

UMW money

[hollow garden]

?

[frank latch]

👍

[noble cradle]

I had like 5,000 built up and sent it to qevie

[hollow garden]

Ohhh

@west path we all remember your betrayal to our great nation

[west path]

team 1 went fucking ballistic

[noble cradle]

Then they tried to execute me snd decided to change the rules about execution

[west path]

ngl i think all the teams were shitholes but goddamn it was funny as hell 🙏

[noble cradle]

Yeah lol

[west path]

UMW2 was an Orwellian setting

either you follow public norms or you get executed

[noble cradle]

They said I was spying too and tried to get me banned

It was funny

[frank latch]

can someone remind me what I was gonna do?

[west path]

host bowistan

[noble cradle]

Fix the dong area of the map

[frank latch]

oh yeah

[noble cradle]

I can't unsee it

[frank latch]

👽

[hollow garden]

Better dead than a tax evader
Honestly the ultimate traitor

[noble cradle]

Wait what was I gonna fo

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[noble cradle]

OH YEAH

Sor

[west path]

Tax evasion was funny

[frank latch]

@limpid plover I hate to say
but Aegis (Lebron/Parader) invaded Rizia

while you were absent

[noble cradle]

What

😨

I would never invade rizia

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry you coming?

[limpid plover]

I know

[hollow garden]

ngl team 4 was way too radicalized about taxes

[west path]

WHAT

why would this individual do that

[limpid plover]

Klez klez

[hollow garden]

Well what are the results of this analysis

[wraith quarry]

no

[hollow garden]

hey nso

[frank latch]

k

[limpid plover]

You are best friend

[west path]

youre not safe klez

you will have a car thrown at you

[hollow garden]

you too

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

@noble cradle Are you a Suzerain Stan or a Pludder

[noble cradle]

@west path lobby back up

[noble cradle]

Both

[limpid plover]

❤

[west path]

You can only pick one.

[midnight ocean]

I wonder why

[frank latch]

The analysis shows a fairly under prepared military despite previous investments.
Troops lack a lot of formal training, tactics aren't well practiced and it maintains difficulty operating in the dense tropical forests

However the quality of equipment and armor is substantial.

[hollow garden]

I see this is important information

@frank latch focus on integrating this (claimed?) land for now

Is the light coloured territory like claimed?

or half settled?

I still don't understand

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

half settled

[hollow garden]

🤔

[frank latch]

honestly
I should make a more formal technique

[limpid plover]

Yall are so cool

[frank latch]

between
Claimed
Settled
Occupied/Controls
Officially Annexed

[limpid plover]

Oooo

[frank latch]

but
those are 4 whole different layers and I feel like that would be confusing for most

I cannot count

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden where are you

OH nvm

@hollow garden I’m establishing colonies leading into your region, do you want to trade

[hollow garden]

where are those colonies

[limpid plover]

This feeling

[hollow garden]

And which nation are you oila

[frank latch]

@marsh lance I do hate to say it
but you do not have any knowledge of Klez's nation
you cannot seek it out

[frank latch]

you don't either btw

[hollow garden]

😔

[frank latch]

however
it can be easily established

[marsh lance]

😥

[marsh lance]

Howsing

[frank latch]

that was for Oil

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[frank latch]

they're establishing colonies in the west

[lucid oriole]

@frank latch send top explorers to survey the region and meet with new civilizations, come baring gifts

[midnight ocean]

@west path what is this guy yapping about

[limpid plover]

Omg

[rose forge]

oh ello

[limpid plover]

Hi death

Hru

[rose forge]

chillin

[limpid plover]

I love talking to yall

[frank latch]

The areas marked in red are well documented and mapped (at least for the time)
Explorers and others attempt to use the ports of the nations (followed with yellow) however they're both unfriendly and unwilling to make port with Brzykni ships

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[hollow garden]

Is oil the dark red nation?

[limpid plover]

Yayayay

[lucid oriole]

Green on the right

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Transition from tribal levy formations to standardized infantry regiments. Equip them with standardized weapons such as pikes and polearms and organize them into formations that can effectively utilize combined combat tactics in battle

bow does anyone have gun powder

[hollow garden]

Wait I thought that was amaz

@limpid plover NSO do you play suzerain

the acclaimed game

[frank latch]

👍

[limpid plover]

Yes

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pure-vessel-gif-hollow-knight-pure-vessel-edit-gif-gif-23577243

[frank latch]

unknown to any other nations
The Jhang do

and they're very uhh...
secretive about it

[hollow garden]

what do you think is the best path for sordland

[hollow garden]

Who is the jhang

[limpid plover]

Soll!

[hollow garden]

REAL

[frank latch]

Olive green to your south

they're also part of the spice road

[hollow garden]

Oh this makes it way easier then lmao

[limpid plover]

Bow bow!!

[frank latch]

speaking of which
They would like to formally establish diplomatic and trade relations with Deralia

[lucid oriole]

yeah

[frank latch]

he "co-plays" Brzykna

which I personally disagree with
but oh well

[limpid plover]

Idk what I should be feeling rn

Its so strange

[marsh lance]

@lucid oriole so uhh, i’d like to end our whole port trade deal, but i wish to continue trading with you

[frank latch]

why?

[marsh lance]

Considering I can’t really use the ports for anything anyway

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Recruit skilled operatives to disguise themselves as Jihang workers or merchants they should study the local customs and language to blend in seamlessly and these operatives can establish contact with low-level workers and gradually build trust to gather information about the location of gunpowder production facilities and any key personnel involved in the process of it's creation

or wait

[limpid plover]

Idk how to explain

[hollow garden]

Does Jihang not produce it a lot?

[hollow garden]

well is it a good feeling?

or a negative one

[limpid plover]

I guess

Yes

[hollow garden]

It's okay with time things always become clearer to us

you should just focus on your present and things will eventually reveal themselves to you

[hollow garden]

That's nice 🐱

[frank latch]

as much as I would like to approve this

no

this is meta-gaming

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[frank latch]

Nobody except the Jhang are aware of gunpowder

[hollow garden]

okay yeah I don't think we are getting that gunpowder

[frank latch]

They are intentionally keeping it very secretive to... have an advantage on the battlefield

(you will see it's effects soon)

[hollow garden]

They HAVE muskets???

Aw hell nah

[frank latch]

no no

muskets and guns will come later

https://tenor.com/view/i-shouldnt-have-said-that-hagrid-harry-potter-hp-oops-gif-12009453

[hollow garden]

huh tf do they use it for then

Fireworks?

[frank latch]

cannons
rockets
(cannons here being very rudimentary)

[frank latch]

who let me spell "cannon" "canon"??

[hollow garden]

@frank latch okay since the gunpowder thing isnt relevant for a while shift from a levy-based army to a professional standing army by implementing regular recruitment campaigns and establishing military academies to provide training in tactics discipline and strategy for people aiming to become full time soldiers

[hollow garden]

yippe!

[hollow garden]

Hm I see

[frank latch]

👍

[limpid plover]

I love you

[frank latch]

I feel bad cus I wanted to have gunpowder in the map war
but I haven't given the Jhang the opportunity to use it yet

[hollow garden]

Don't worry I will make them use it soon

Then I'm exporting it to everyone

[hollow garden]

thanks

You are cool too nso

@marsh lance

Did you die

or are you doing dm actions

[frank latch]

@marsh lance what's your religion called again?

[frank latch]

they're in dms

dw

[hollow garden]

DM critter

[frank latch]

did I do a map update yet?

dang me

Bowistan: (Map Update)

GUH

IDIOT

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-what-are-you-an-idiot-sandwich-idiot-dumb-gif-5175896

[hollow garden]

Real

[limpid plover]

🥰

[hollow garden]

Is qevie this nation

[hollow garden]

NSO when are you rejoining Bowistan 🙏

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

his nation was invaded

[limpid plover]

I uh

[frank latch]

though...
tbf

could rebel later on

[novel jay]

Why didn’t you ping me😭😭

[frank latch]

@gilded harbor @near breach @high tartan @novel jay

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Create dedicated training areas for infantry and cavalry, called Yorataz where recruits can undergo rigorous training in battlefield tactics, discipline, and weapon handling using experienced veterans as instructors alongside instructors from adika

[frank latch]

I legitimately just remembered

[hollow garden]

or are you not interested?

[frank latch]

I also forgot you aren't in the Bowistan server

[limpid plover]

Bow is so cool

[hollow garden]

Peter racism

😔✊

[limpid plover]

Not interested

[hollow garden]

Wait do we even have veterans

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason Check your DMs.

[hollow garden]

fair enough

[wild mason]

What would u trade for a faroe islands and south yemen

[frank latch]

not really
you haven't fought any wars whatsoever

[hollow garden]

Ahh can I get those sweet adikan instructors to teach our recruits then?

or did fish not also fight any war

😭

[near breach]

what

[lucid oriole]

you. checkign gour dms

[frank latch]

Hosting
I forget to ping

[limpid plover]

Im feeling better

[wild mason]

I did it was the kangoora

[hollow garden]

Everything

[hollow garden]

I'm glad

[wild mason]

Are you being fr

[hollow garden]

NSO you could watch a movie

or YouTube

[near breach]

Am I even alive 😭

[frank latch]

yeah
your nation is doing pretty well

[limpid plover]

True!

[hollow garden]

to get your mind off things instead of lurking in W*rldbox

[void axle]

Probably

[void axle]

What ya hosting?

[hollow garden]

I think yeah

[frank latch]

@

[novel jay]

@frank latch Send a delegation to the Jhang Emperor, bringing gifts and spices. Ask if we can establish some formal agreement over trade in the inland sea, and a mutual reduction in tariffs (if there are any, idk)

[frank latch]

@near breach

[frank latch]

me mw

[limpid plover]

But I like talking to the people here

[near breach]

oh my Lord

[hollow garden]

Ah sure then

[void axle]

Me MW?

[hollow garden]

I was just saying if you are bored

@void axle puffin!

[frank latch]

The Jhang diplomats agree
They're willing to formalize relations and establish a trade agreement
specifically regarding the spice road and your access through here.

[hollow garden]

Peter WHY 😔

The Jihang are evil

[hollow garden]

Wait how does this work?

[frank latch]

not evil
just genocidal

[hollow garden]

Isn't Peter the green nation left of me

[frank latch]

blue

[hollow garden]

oh

[frank latch]

why wouldn't it?

[void axle]

Hello

[hollow garden]

no I thought he was the green nation

[lucid oriole]

what did you think of it

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[near breach]

@frank latch Send a pilgrimage throughout the island and establish relations with our neighbors. Use the opportunity to learn about the outside world as well (we basically were isolated since like our inception)

[frank latch]

no no
he's the blue

[lucid oriole]

be my vassal

[frank latch]

👍

[near breach]

die

[frank latch]

You're not even remotely close

[hollow garden]

@frank latch bowa

[frank latch]

sorry

[hollow garden]

hello adikan instructors it's me Delaria

[frank latch]

👍