🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

this strengthens religious fervor in your nation

[hollow garden]

Did you create this

[prime compass]

Oh god

[hollow garden]

This critter has no honour

[rapid ibex]

@wraith quarry you online?

[hollow garden]

Suprise attacks are cowardly

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-nika-gear-5-gear-5-nika-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-moon-gif-16982940265601434263

[sullen pawn]

true

how do i incorp that though

ngl if i just do irl borders it may be for theb est

whoever drew those up knew more than me

[brittle gust]

No, I've openly kept my legion out in training nearby, they will have seen them

[lucid oriole]

Set up checkpoints along the routes we control. Protect shipping and migration routes. Nomads must ask to be able to move through and they will be given the imperial seal that they can display at checkpoints. Entry and passage will be denied if they cannot provide these.

[balmy epoch]

give it to traore

[limpid plover]

😐

[sullen pawn]

no

[cunning niche]

yes

[balmy epoch]

he’s not communist

also he was born in the 80s

[prime compass]

The Sun God will punish you

[sullen pawn]

welcome back

[limpid plover]

Hi garlic

[rapid ibex]

Hey Garlic

[hollow garden]

Sup garlic

[brittle gust]

I am the supremest god in my own pantheon
So...

:p

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn bye garlic

[hollow garden]

God king??

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gear-5-gear-5-luffy-one-piece-wano-gif-17938198220015782072

[hollow garden]

HARAM

[rapid ibex]

Alright I think imma go record now

[balmy epoch]

shirk

[brittle gust]

Nono, my myself. Nolt. No god king

[hollow garden]

Have fun

[rapid ibex]

I may or may not be back

[balmy epoch]

bye

[hollow garden]

Ah ok

[brittle gust]

Bye bye

[marsh lance]

@lucid oriole this is a success, some tribes also begin to form around you on the lakes and oasis

[hollow garden]

These oases look so hot

[prime compass]

Klez serfdom is when a laborer works for a lord and has to give their produce to him in order to have the right to live on said lords Land?

Also protection

[rapid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-fortnite-pen-and-ink-bye-bye-bye-nsync-gif-14980730090352721713

[marsh lance]

border skirmishes begin, but early reports show their troops are more organized and better equipped, clearly due to them being here longer than you

[lucid oriole]

Demand the ones along the large lake submit to us and build a fort

[lucid oriole]

Here

[hollow garden]

This is the serfdom pact between the Lord and the serf yes

but they are tied to the land

[west path]

i rise

[hollow garden]

So basically they can't be sold or bought

but they can be sold or bought along with the land

[prime compass]

Hm

So slaves but not really slaves

[hollow garden]

Deserved

Hope they destroy nolt

[marsh lance]

both refuse, claiming that they settled here on their own will, and that their allegiance is not righfully yours

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

The terroristic coward

[prime compass]

The Sun God's punishment

[lucid oriole]

How much stronger are we 🤔

[hollow garden]

You could say that

the order and the nobles both want you to restore serfdom

[prime compass]

What

Oh

[hollow garden]

Super trump

[prime compass]

As it benefits them yes?

[marsh lance]

this is amaztings nation

[cunning niche]

Unironically a banger

[balmy epoch]

@marsh lance show the map

[hollow garden]

(the nobles benefit since they are the ones who own the serfs)

[brittle gust]

Alright.
We will follow a method of wear and tear, making them lose their food supplies due to their reliance of food on me, and sending raiding parties to raid their granaries and fields.

Keep right patrols to prevent any of their own raids.

Remember the ships made previously? Yeah. Use them to land on the opposite of the island and raid and then return.

War of attrition babyyy

[balmy epoch]

it’s based too

[hollow garden]

real

I know your true intentions banan

[prime compass]

What if they can uh give Jobs for people and pay them instead of letting them be serfs

[hollow garden]

Nolt are you starving them out

[brittle gust]

Yessir

[cunning niche]

If the whole world stands against us and Micronesia is rooting for us

[west path]

what

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance send explorers to try and find ores near me

[west path]

this complicates the political situation

[prime compass]

Ik

[balmy epoch]

I’ll stand with them too ❤️

[hollow garden]

That wouldn't be serfdom

[prime compass]

@marsh lance do I have any ores

[west path]

WHAT

[prime compass]

I know

[hollow garden]

Thief

[prime compass]

But theoretically

[prime compass]

☭

[west path]

@pine copper Did you know that Honey Bee is trump?

[prime compass]

Sharing

[balmy epoch]

why are you fucking summoning him

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

because he keeps praying to you

[marsh lance]

they dont depend on your wheat, your surplus has just allowed you to sell to them and their civilians are buying it, this would strengthen their agriculture economy, the raid goes successfully, however the frontline is somewhat lacking

[prime compass]

If I were to do that tho how would the nobles and order react

[hollow garden]

Micronesia is a powerful political force

[marsh lance]

copper, small amount of iron

[balmy epoch]

if he comes back i literally cannot win under any circumstances

[brittle gust]

Alright

[lucid oriole]

@marsh lance are we stronger yhan the tribes

[prime compass]

Mine them and start producing weapons made of iron

Swords fr

[marsh lance]

you find tungsten, which is too hard for you to melt, and traces of copper

[lucid oriole]

Decafa speaks without purpose btw

He doesn’t converse

[balmy epoch]

exactly

[prime compass]

Cubic

[lucid oriole]

He talks

[hollow garden]

The nobles would be somewhat dissatisfied but they would be content with this compromise, the order want a complete return to the old system of labour

[balmy epoch]

we should ban that

[west path]

then go to gen chat and start no lifing

you have like what

[hollow garden]

Aww

[wraith quarry]

i am sort of

[west path]

9 hours to reach super pumpkin

[balmy epoch]

hake room is better

[cunning niche]

I have san marino in balls dex

[balmy epoch]

game

[wraith quarry]

pourquoi my froggy frend

[balmy epoch]

I have British empire

[prime compass]

The nobles would be fine with it
How would the order exactly react?

[spring bison]

what happened to biden

[wraith quarry]

balls?

[cunning niche]

Hes an algorithm

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance Assign groups of workers from villages to develop mines on those copper deposits

[prime compass]

Cubic

[balmy epoch]

death

[hollow garden]

They would still be angry

[cunning niche]

Wasnt cubic a t-mod?

[west path]

i have Romania

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

no

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance

Launch a surprise night time raid on their capital with my ships, at the same time conduct small expeditions to find their camp and burn parts of it at night.
My intention will be to instill fear in them and lower their morale and do as much damage as possible

[west path]

no

[cunning niche]

Ok

[marsh lance]

somewhat yes, they are disorganized and generally use wave / calvary tactics against your soldiers, which is not too effective against your mercenaries and imperial troops, however the camel charges still brings a large shock factor

[balmy epoch]

I have America

[hollow garden]

Nolt you are the yapmaster!

[marsh lance]

✅

[prime compass]

Hm if I allow the orders lands to have serfdom but not the nobles what would that do

[brittle gust]

:<

[west path]

do you have ancient greece and Xiongnu

ancient egypt no

[balmy epoch]

soon I’ll have reichtangle

[west path]

ancient greece*

[hollow garden]

Should I yap more

[balmy epoch]

yes

[hollow garden]

ok nvm you aren't

[balmy epoch]

Greece not yet

[prime compass]

@marsh lance assign workers to mine iron and copper

[lucid oriole]

Can we incorporate camel cavalry on the flanks and march at them in a straight line while keeping our cavalry in reserve, locking into combat, and then outmaneuvering them on the flank to encircle and destroy

[west path]

give me ancient egypt for ancient greece

[balmy epoch]

Xiongnu isn’t rare

it’s like

[west path]

i need to flex on banan

[marsh lance]

the cyan nation had underestimated you, this attack frightens them greatly, and their advances halt

[balmy epoch]

unconnom

[brittle gust]

:>

[balmy epoch]

uncommon

[balmy epoch]

deal

[lucid oriole]

I’ll trade you for all your post-Yugoslavs

[west path]

what is rare

[prime compass]

Coward

[west path]

like the rarest

of the countryballs

[wraith quarry]

are you secretly an AI bot

[balmy epoch]

you were offering me shit stuff

[hollow garden]

The order don't have lands except some temples👽
They want change on the nation as a whole

[balmy epoch]

Reichtangle

[lucid oriole]

Excess post yugoslavs btw

[west path]

insane

[prime compass]

What do they have to gain from this

[west path]

yes

[hollow garden]

MISR

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch do you have the EU?

[lucid oriole]

BE and Mongols are equal too

Iirc

[marsh lance]

yes, however nomad raid parties from the more resistant tribes are still coming at you, and beginning to understand your tactics

alright im probs gonna end session soon

[wraith quarry]

what are yall playing

[marsh lance]

make your last actions

[balmy epoch]

no it’s Russian empire and BE

[hollow garden]

The gain is ideological and a return to the old way

[balmy epoch]

yes

[hollow garden]

Pat mw

[prime compass]

The old way died with the Renaissance

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance set up workshops to produce tools, farming equipment, and weapons from the copper extracted from local mines.

[lucid oriole]

Focus on the southern tribe first while keeping a garrison in the fort, once we conquer them, place a close ally of the emperor in command of the city and respect their traditions. Allow the laypeople to exist and they have

[brittle gust]

Alright.
With them in a halt, take a yet another raiding party(with my best raiders) accompanied by scouts in the forward going to launch a major attack in the night, surprising them since all I've done was small scale raids

Coordinate this with attacks on coastal towns a few days before this to maximize fear.

[prime compass]

@marsh lance build nets to catch fish and with the mined copper produce improved farmin equipment aswell as weapons from the iron

[balmy epoch]

so close

[brittle gust]

Haha
Ballz

[marsh lance]

these fear tactics break their ranks during skirmishes, they are beginning to retreat into their settlements and fortify

[west path]

@balmy epoch Thank you for the warsaw pact

now i can larp as a communist

[balmy epoch]

idk why these ones are so rare

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[marsh lance]

✅

[prime compass]

Yay

[west path]

is one of those poland

my ass is getting poland

[brittle gust]

Is the light cyan land I've gotten under my control

[balmy epoch]

I have a British empire but it’s stats are shit

[balmy epoch]

yes

I’m missing Poland

it’s not even that rare tho

[marsh lance]

✅ you begin skirmishes with their camel warriors within the borders of their territory

[west path]

wait ethiopia?

[balmy epoch]

its rarity is 76

[west path]

kleznam has ethiopian empire

[marsh lance]

no thats just unsettled / controlled territory

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden I’ll give misr for Ethiopian empire

I’m missing Ethiopian empire

[wraith quarry]

@balmy epoch can you loan me a couple bucks

[marsh lance]

lighter color = un cored territory basically

[hollow garden]

deal

[balmy epoch]

no

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch do you need sam marono?

[wraith quarry]

please

i will pay it back + interest

[balmy epoch]

no

[wraith quarry]

you can trust me

[marsh lance]

✅

[balmy epoch]

I have no money

[wraith quarry]

oh

sorry

@west path can you loan me a couple bucks

[marsh lance]

your people are thriving and some tribes begin to lighten up to you @hollow garden

[covert citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[prime compass]

What abt mine

[wraith quarry]

assemble to nomad hoardes and attack the closest tribe

[covert citrus]

tf is this

[prime compass]

Mw

[marsh lance]

hush hush ufo rank

[covert citrus]

i’m intrigued by it👽

[prime compass]

Excuse me?

[marsh lance]

your one of the GOOD ones......'

[marsh lance]

it is my mapa war

[prime compass]

Hm youre the only good druid

[balmy epoch]

bowistan style mw

[limpid plover]

Sad

[covert citrus]

germany looks odd

[wild mason]

[marsh lance]

im a FRAUD

[cunning niche]

Mewtwo build germany

Wait

[wild mason]

dam it

[cunning niche]

Sorry

[cunning niche]

Torta*

[prime compass]

Pat D. Fraud

[wild mason]

shit you're right

its too long

[hollow garden]

Is this after the Franco Prussian war

[prime compass]

Ww1

[hollow garden]

why is Istanbul highlighted

[balmy epoch]

Prussia looks squeezed

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance
Use these circles towns to launch raids into the countryside to prevent the large settlements from getting food 🤫
Start sieging the settlement just on the border between the unsettled and settled cyan territory.

Keep doing roads via navy

[prime compass]

Ottoman empire ig

[balmy epoch]

@marsh lance can you show the full map

btw

[brittle gust]

Mapwars

Welcome young ufo rank

[wild mason]

1914

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole

progress

ngl

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance Encourage production of pottery (for storage and trade) and textiles (clothing)

[balmy epoch]

spawn me in uhhh

[sullen pawn]

just gonna unite morroco

[marsh lance]

you dont choose

[hollow garden]

I'm confused are you putting the lines

[marsh lance]

#1294311768616865844

[west path]

@marsh lance try to summon the cat serpent again

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 13

[balmy epoch]

fuck

[hollow garden]

Why no expansion

😢

[prime compass]

@marsh lance produce pottery with the emblem of the Sun God on them, put them in each household

[marsh lance]

you expanded>>!??!

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-monkey-d-luffy-one-piece-luffy-gear-5-nika-gif-8692505453762520222

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche what do you think of the acclaimed poem islami ya misr

[rose forge]

,roll 20 summon le cat serpent

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 3

[rose forge]

wow

[hollow garden]

yessing

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[marsh lance]

✅

[cunning niche]

Good ig

[marsh lance]

oHHH

[west path]

this is obviously rigged against the cat serpent movement

we should protest

[hollow garden]

Ercan curse

[marsh lance]

✅

[rose forge]

,roll 20 cat serpent summoned

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose forge]

man

[marsh lance]

alr lemme do klez expansion

[hollow garden]

just good? It's peak

best egyptian anthem

[marsh lance]

there will NEVER be cat serpent

[west path]

,roll 20 cat serpent summon

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[rose forge]

there we go

[frank latch]

do you have windows?

[west path]

LIE

[hollow garden]

Wallahi zaman ya selahi is a solid second

[west path]

cat serpent is eternal

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[rose forge]

,roll 20 cat serpent now

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 1

[balmy epoch]

@marsh lance can you just spawn me in rn I’ll do the country setup in a bit

[rose forge]

😭

[balmy epoch]

dark blue tho

[marsh lance]

i was just about to end session but sur

[balmy epoch]

ok

I’ll do the setup between session

[limpid plover]

Klez

[marsh lance]

ya

[prime compass]

Klez what if I just kill everyone who opposes me

[hollow garden]

I love you nso

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151530374032265287/1294739019393138698/attachment.gif

just kill me

please

[frank latch]

just search for snipping tool

[wraith quarry]

IT'S THE SAME THING

EVERY

[frank latch]

in the window search bar

[limpid plover]

I love you klez

[wraith quarry]

SINGLE

YEAR

IT'S

PURE

[west path]

@hollow garden Pat session is ending... It is the perfect time for kleznama mw...

[wraith quarry]

AGONY

[hollow garden]

That's being fascist

[hollow garden]

Legit

[west path]

keep suffering vro

[hollow garden]

It's always the same things

[wild mason]

is this better

fr

[limpid plover]

Copying the iphone strat

[wraith quarry]

real

[marsh lance]

i found, how do i use

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-aurther-morgan-plan-goddamn-gif-23408364

[hollow garden]

I feel like that's worse

[rose forge]

search how to

[wraith quarry]

like, we've already learned about plot, and figurative language, and characterization 3 times already 😭

[lucid oriole]

Fuck off

[frank latch]

select new

[sullen pawn]

buddy

[wraith quarry]

WHY DO WE NEED 4 YEARS OF THE SAME EXACT THING

[sullen pawn]

wdym

[wild mason]

is this better garlic

please assist

[lucid oriole]

Okay!

[frank latch]

and then crop what you want to show

[sullen pawn]

the borders look a little silly, what are you usiong 2 trace

[wraith quarry]

I HAVENT LEARNED SOMETHING NEW IN LITERACY CLASSES IN 3 YEARS

[frank latch]

it will be in a rectangular shape

[west path]

my eyes.. they are hurt..

[balmy epoch]

English classes are so stupid

[hollow garden]

Why did I not learn of this 👽

[wraith quarry]

ong

[hollow garden]

I mean as they say

[frank latch]

Belgium do look wonky

[balmy epoch]

I hate English teachers too

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance
Oh yeah use my navy to prssuurize that spot too fr

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/MrW6VEyorNM?si=MssfdjafjniWqIqJ @west path is this real

[west path]

to get free credits?

[hollow garden]

To combat depression you need repetition

[brittle gust]

They're fun wdym

[marsh lance]

alr

[sullen pawn]

1. this map isnt the same angle as the 1 u are using so it will end up funny
2. you should use r/mapporn, the resolution of those maps is good

[wild mason]

🗿

[wraith quarry]

3 out of 4 of my english teachers (including this year) haven't even finished the whole year as teacher

[sullen pawn]

lmfao

[wild mason]

that subreddit name

[frank latch]

not the english language

reading comprehension

[balmy epoch]

my last year’s teacher was bad

[wild mason]

omfg

[west path]

im going to implode

[balmy epoch]

horrible

[wild mason]

also i dont use reddit

[sullen pawn]

thats why azgaar is shit

[hollow garden]

my teacher is evil

[brittle gust]

Fair enough

[marsh lance]

huuuh

[hollow garden]

but yeah

[wraith quarry]

this repetition makes me depressed

[hollow garden]

Usually they are good

[brittle gust]

Lamo

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole just release them with irl borders 🥱

[frank latch]

and if your teacher is female
85% chance they're getting pregnant halfway through the school year

[sullen pawn]

but do it slower

[brittle gust]

What did the teacher do

[hollow garden]

Reading comprehension 🤤

[frank latch]

literally kill me

[hollow garden]

Do you remember that misogynist teacher I mentioned that one time

[marsh lance]

sarventine END OF SESSION!!!!1

[brittle gust]

Never happened to any of my female English teachers but I've had male teachers for like 4 or 5 years straight now lol

[prime compass]

@hollow garden Arrest the head of the caelumists and the order and every noble and kill them

[hollow garden]

Pretty nice session

[sullen pawn]

Okay, so make sure to gradually give them independence. Focus on training local leaders so they’re ready to govern. Create political systems that include everyone to avoid tensions. Collaborate with them on economic development plans, help build infrastructure and diversify their economies.

Keep long-term partnerships instead of cutting ties right away. Support the growth of civil society and media to promote democracy. And set up conflict resolution mechanisms to help manage any disputes that come up. hopefully this makes the transition smoother and more stable @lucid oriole

[hollow garden]

7.5/10

[brittle gust]

No I don't think you mentioned that to me

[brittle gust]

Ah alright

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

thats why you need to host fish mw btw

[hollow garden]

The english teacher curse

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry @frank latch host

[brittle gust]

They have the rizz

[west path]

it gives you the adequate topics injected directly into your brain

[rose cape]

,roll fish mw, bowistan

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: fish mw

[limpid plover]

What

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance you can pick my pfp

[rose cape]

😱

[west path]

like politics, economics

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch we should do a crossover event

[west path]

military strategy

[marsh lance]

Yes

[frank latch]

REAL

[brittle gust]

Send before I make it a open vote fr

[rose cape]

no

alien

[hollow garden]

Basically he rants for 5 minutes every time about tradition values and gender roles literally everytime anything about feminism or gender equality appears on our questions

[balmy epoch]

it’s only economics, stop lying to yourself

[limpid plover]

😱

[brittle gust]

Bowistan x fishistan

[rose cape]

fishistan 👽

[west path]

Helpless medieval bowistan nations colonized by western and eastern Terran powers

[hollow garden]

I have no idea what women did to him 😭

[marsh lance]

Damn

[frank latch]

I've broken game room's naming of map wars

[west path]

no the military strategy comes fro the delusions he has

[marsh lance]

It didnt work 😭

[hollow garden]

Real

[wraith quarry]

maybe the bias of bow and the bias of myself cancel each other out for no bias

[west path]

its all in his head

[prime compass]

Bros the top g

[frank latch]

Jhang would win though

[rose cape]

still good btw

[wraith quarry]

real

[hollow garden]

Fish mw was never biased

except in it's early days

And your crimes against cosmic

[frosty drum]

Is anyone else gonna host today

[west path]

Maizan:

[wraith quarry]

and oil 😔

[west path]

Crimes against Oil:

[frank latch]

Jhang:

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust

[hollow garden]

What did alpha do to oil

[west path]

Jhang is worse than maizan in every conceivable wy

way

they are not even comparable

[hollow garden]

Fish*

[brittle gust]

Funny thing
My English teacher had a mini rant today about how in western countries people marry after their spouse die and said it was demonic behaviour and the synonyms of that... He's not even that old ...

[west path]

Jhang is ass in comparison to Maizan

[frank latch]

completely false

[marsh lance]

@frank latch ok how do i select “new”

[west path]

Me? i founded C.A.S.T

[frank latch]

just slander

[balmy epoch]

Jhang sucks

[brittle gust]

He's like probably born in late 1980s or early 1990s

[frank latch]

I can't take a snip of the snip

to show you

[balmy epoch]

you’re just happy you’re state which should have collapsed hasn’t

[limpid plover]

@hollow garden

[brittle gust]

no NSFW horror, people will die

[wraith quarry]

why does oil hate CAST again

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wraith quarry are either of you hosting today

[hollow garden]

Hm this is a hyper conservative Christian view right?

[prime compass]

Spongelbob

[hollow garden]

because of that one verse in the bible

[wraith quarry]

me prob no

bow yes

[brittle gust]

No, he didn't even mention the bible

[west path]

we're ideologically opposed and we neighbour him in all directions

• skillerz is in the organization

[hollow garden]

yes nso

[balmy epoch]

WHY

[hollow garden]

Why is he calling it demonic then 👽

[west path]

to profiteer

[hollow garden]

your teacher is wacky

[marsh lance]

😢

[wraith quarry]

btw im not gonna oppose him

[marsh lance]

Im a lost boy

[brittle gust]

Because oldie Tamil tradition

[wraith quarry]

yall are again, left to your own devices

[balmy epoch]

this is beautiful

[west path]

star this

[wraith quarry]

CAST is strong on its own

[hollow garden]

I HATE CAST

It's an evil organisation

[marsh lance]

HOLY SHIT

WAIT

[balmy epoch]

I HATE CAST

[marsh lance]

THIS MIGHT REACH STARBOARD

[west path]

why do u hate me

[marsh lance]

KEEP GOING

[wraith quarry]

@rose forge star thee

[hollow garden]

my heart was broken qevie...

[west path]

1 more star react

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-star-starboard-emoji-star-emoji-gif-26818533

[balmy epoch]

are they really 9 people in chat

wtf

there8

[hollow garden]

Insane

[brittle gust]

Yeah he picks on a dude for laughing in class after he(my teacher) literally told a joke in class...

YES

[balmy epoch]

11 people in chat?

wtf

[hollow garden]

That's alien behaviour

[brittle gust]

WE GOT IT

YOOO

[hollow garden]

How old is that teacher

[limpid plover]

Omg klez

[brittle gust]

In his 30s

Mid or late 30s

[hollow garden]

I'm surprised too

[west path]

game room revived

[balmy epoch]

W tho

[marsh lance]

Pat mw did it

[west path]

GAME ROOMS DARK AGE IS OVER ✊

[balmy epoch]

we need mega mw for this

[prime compass]

Real

[west path]

🤥

[frosty drum]

Time to host a mw soon

[brittle gust]

I've always had kinda weird English teachers

[hollow garden]

Tbh I don't think you should re marry after your spouse dies but it's more of a display of love for your spouse than being a strictly moral thing

[hollow garden]

Weird

[balmy epoch]

mega mw > fish mw btw

[west path]

middle option

[hollow garden]

usually teachers at that age aren't that strict

[brittle gust]

I remember one English teacher telling us to call ourself x years young because we were lil broskis(we were in 4th of 5th grade)

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Are you hosting right now
Answer by reacting

[west path]

how did i break it

[hollow garden]

I liked it but I guess I need more time to get invested

[west path]

other than not letting u bully the partisan

[marsh lance]

Dw

[hollow garden]

Your manipulation 😢

[marsh lance]

I have PLANS!

[frosty drum]

Thankd

[hollow garden]

I cry everyday qevie

[west path]

can you post that mars video

[lucid oriole]

burgundy after 40 years of my glorious rule

[prime compass]

Whatt!!!

[brittle gust]

People can and should move on and not longer around

Linger*

[west path]

but add a speech bubble

[prime compass]

@west path how dare you use klez like that vro 😔💔

[west path]

i didnt even

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust I will finish your war next session!

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn

[balmy epoch]

FUCK THIS DUEE

[prime compass]

Lie

[balmy epoch]

DUDE

[hollow garden]

He did belemin

[west path]

i literally just negotiated for the best middle ground i could find

[spring bison]

the second option is warnable btw

[brittle gust]

Let's hope i can attend next sesh

[west path]

one that benefits both sides relatively equally

[spring bison]

true

he sucks

he stinks

[hollow garden]

It's ok qevie I love you

[lucid oriole]

Boooring

[brittle gust]

GUYS IM GONNA WRITE AN ARTICLE OF PAT MW

[lucid oriole]

Waiting for my

Explosion

[balmy epoch]

literally Satan

[hollow garden]

Legit

[spring bison]

legit

[brittle gust]

GIVE ME YOUR RATINGS OUT OF 1-10

[rose forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-explode-explosion-gif-16788891

[balmy epoch]

write about mega mw

[brittle gust]

It hasn't been hosted yet brodie

[lucid oriole]

@visual plover

[balmy epoch]

anyways I’m gonna cook in pat mw

[hollow garden]

They can but I don't know if they should but that's my personal take I think everyone is free to decide about this

[spring bison]

mega mw is never releasing

[quick idol]

Session 1 russia conquers the world

[brittle gust]

Alr alr

[frank latch]

@west path Comparison between Maizan and Jhang:
Jhang Pop: 2,831,028
Maizani Pop (doesn't include Linzia): 1,582,501

Jhang lives in a beautiful tropical oasis
Maizan a desert wasteland

Jhang, has gunpowder
Maizan, has no gunpowder

Jhang major religion, Kastinity 🗿
Maizan major religion, Sharikhism 🤮
(am definitely unbiased)

[hollow garden]

What are you cooking honey

[balmy epoch]

I’m gonna find nolt and kill him

[hollow garden]

Gunpowder??

[lucid oriole]

When we are we allying

[marsh lance]

Whos gonna tell him i ended session

[lucid oriole]

I support this btw

[west path]

China Copy VS based empire

[lucid oriole]

Nolt always plays in a really annoying way

[hollow garden]

real

[balmy epoch]

yeah I meant next session mf

[frank latch]

❌

[brittle gust]

Who is jhang
And noltia population when bow WHEN

[lucid oriole]

I want him annihilated

[marsh lance]

My bad slime!

[west path]

jhang is literally the worst nation in bowistan

hands down

[spring bison]

when are we invading iraq again

[west path]

worse than any backwater state

[hollow garden]

@frank latch me too

[west path]

they are a paper tiger

[frank latch]

Maizan:

[west path]

1 maizani would win against all of jhang

[hollow garden]

Real

[brittle gust]

You will never find noltia in pat mw however hard you try 🥱

[frank latch]

he heh e

[west path]

If they have the power of host bias on their side then yeah

[balmy epoch]

I will

you’re fucked

[west path]

You seem fond of it.....

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance do we form a pan mw coaltion to stop the polish duck's machinations and scheming

[frank latch]

@balmy epoch just find him in Bowistan and kill him

[marsh lance]

As a nautive vogaylian i can confirm that we are strongor than rhe stupid jhang

[brittle gust]

🥱

[hollow garden]

Metagaming

[frank latch]

[balmy epoch]

first we have to destroy jhang

[west path]

who broke your translator

[marsh lance]

Its ok he doesn’t play pat mw

[frank latch]

🤫
Noltia would win anyway

[rotund oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-shark-ssoggycat-blender-twitter-gif-6055494234997748111

[hollow garden]

I hate jihang

Jihang killed my dog

And burnt my house

And murdered my family

[marsh lance]

No, this is just how we talk in vogalia

[hollow garden]

but killed my dog

[hollow garden]

Xell!

[west path]

,roll 20 modernize the language of Vogalia

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[west path]

well uhh

i think its more backwards now

[limpid plover]

Huh

[hollow garden]

@rotund oxide

[frank latch]

Jhang is definitely going to be the French Empire of Bowistan

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[brittle gust]

Real
Population count or death by bows raining upon florida, bow?

[hollow garden]

Bijeh

[marsh lance]

Liar liar

[frank latch]

2nd option

[lucid oriole]

my vassals and Aragon

[rotund oxide]

Don't mind me, I came here to investigate

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[brittle gust]

who's jhang and why is he such a prospective ally

[west path]

THIS CAR IS EVIL

[hollow garden]

Vroom room 🚗

[balmy epoch]

nope

[marsh lance]

@frank latch btw what is current Vogalian population

[prime compass]

when session eat

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

we're gonna stop them btw

[balmy epoch]

they’re npc 🤮

[hollow garden]

We are a peaceful community

[marsh lance]

Bijeh

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[marsh lance]

Bijeh

[frank latch]

Bowistan players trying not to ask for population counts after I gave one:

[west path]

@balmy epoch Is this true?

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn you can hosta now

[balmy epoch]

no

that cat is my enemy

[west path]

its so over

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[rotund oxide]

Yesh

[marsh lance]

I have autism

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-sad-explode-gif-15295996165959499721

[balmy epoch]

@frank latch what’s my population

[wraith quarry]

have you considered not having autism

[frank latch]

all of my players do

[frank latch]

you're an npc

[brittle gust]

Reals

[west path]

good thing im not playing anymore

[marsh lance]

Bana na

[marsh lance]

Your in rehab

[wraith quarry]

banana

[frank latch]

how many times have you said this?

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[frank latch]

going for a record?

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-17489293101075569304

[west path]

yep

[limpid plover]

Bi jeh

[frank latch]

real

[wraith quarry]

banana

[west path]

87% of the way there

[balmy epoch]

I’m coming back for 5 minutes just to know my population

[limpid plover]

Bij eh

[frank latch]

which map war is winning?

[west path]

I left rehab days ago bro

your ass does not catch up

[hollow garden]

We don't renact historical tragdies

[west path]

Mega MW

[limpid plover]

Bije h

[hollow garden]

Especially not the Namibian genocide

[hollow garden]

Why did this just get sent

[west path]

Kleznam would never do this

[balmy epoch]

you will be punished

[frank latch]

that doesn't even exist 😭
how could you possibly say you aren't playing

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[hollow garden]

By Allah

[marsh lance]

Rasuph Rasuph! Its me Celestine, i am stuck in Vogalia and i need 16 Maizan pesos to escape!

[hollow garden]

for my transagressions

[west path]

Mega MW is so good that i quit after every session just to experience it fresh again

[wraith quarry]

clearly fish mw is the best mw

[frank latch]

how many times?

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[frank latch]

Bijeh

[west path]

approximately 5,449,219 times

[wraith quarry]

@west path when will the eastern-CAST superwar happen btw

[balmy epoch]

idk if I can even run the map if I get it made

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[wraith quarry]

i crave conflict

[balmy epoch]

until I get my pc

[frosty drum]

When will you host?

[wraith quarry]

i crave weapons manufacturing

[west path]

i need to make an opium bomb first

[hollow garden]

Volagian emperor! Emepror!, it's me Rasuph I'm stuck in Jihang and I need 40 thousand vollagain ships to return

[frank latch]

how are you even 87% of the way

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[balmy epoch]

@west path let me in cast

[frank latch]

Tomorrow
18:00

[marsh lance]

Real

[hollow garden]

Why are you trying to shift the true enemy

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[hollow garden]

La

[west path]

I'm going for the small MW category

[marsh lance]

ALSO SHES CALLED VÖLDJEA BUDDY

[west path]

Bowistan is a small MW

[frosty drum]

Ok
What is that timezone

[west path]

What do you have to offer

[wraith quarry]

i have a great idea
fill up bombers entirely full of opium seeds
and then spread them across your enemy

[frank latch]

Anything but Florida

[wraith quarry]

they'll be too addicted to opium to stop anything you do

[balmy epoch]

Judaism

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

Inshallah i will let you

[marsh lance]

You should play pat mw for a few months then quit so you can brag about it

[west path]

in

[frank latch]

@west path let me in Cast

[west path]

@wraith quarry Let Beeia into C.A.S.T

[wraith quarry]

who is the true enemy

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[balmy epoch]

my country is turning Jewish

[hollow garden]

Is it just me or does bowistan feel smaller than fish mw

[marsh lance]

Super trump is coming to get you

[hollow garden]

despite bowistan being bigger

[west path]

bowistan is inferior to fish mw

[wraith quarry]

the common alliance of sovereign tal states

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[hollow garden]

Congratulations

[frank latch]

Bowistan is not bigger than Fish MW

[west path]

Vathiria was Jewish and so is Beeia we shall let him in

[hollow garden]

Terrone

[limpid plover]

Bij

Eh

[wraith quarry]

in player count i'd say it is

[hollow garden]

An imperialist power

[balmy epoch]

Nepal is in nato idk what your point is

[frank latch]

true

[hollow garden]

with an evil past

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[frank latch]

but not the map size

alright
who reset NSO to his factory settings?

we talked about this

[west path]

me

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

sorry

[wraith quarry]

no it isnt

[frank latch]

Fix him

[west path]

@limpid plover Execute strand 3, section 5

[balmy epoch]

Turkey is thi

tho

[frank latch]

and recover the data

[limpid plover]

I love you bow

[balmy epoch]

and it isn’t North Atlantic

[hollow garden]

I love how the it's complicated and controversial is put for China but not Palestine

[wraith quarry]

tomato tomato

[hollow garden]

Carrot carrot

[west path]

hes back to regular programming

[wraith quarry]

medditeranean is just an offshoot of the Atlantic

[hollow garden]

Preach fish

[wraith quarry]

just like the gulf of mexico

[balmy epoch]

turkey shouldn’t be in nato btw

[west path]

schizophrenia

[limpid plover]

What

[west path]

schizophrenia

[wraith quarry]

i agree but they control the entrance to the black sea

[balmy epoch]

who cares

[wraith quarry]

simply too important

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[frank latch]

good

lies

[hollow garden]

Vladimir cares

[west path]

@balmy epoch Theyre adding North Sentinel Island to NATO

[wraith quarry]

how else are we going to handicap russia's navy

[west path]

BLAWG WHAT

[hollow garden]

Is this boted

Is NSO the next cubic

[limpid plover]

Ok bye

[west path]

@limpid plover EXECUTE STRAND 9, SECTION 32

[frank latch]

it's already handicapped

[hollow garden]

Goodbye nso

[limpid plover]

I love you

[hollow garden]

Nd goodbye everyone

[balmy epoch]

no amount of strategic importance can beat my hatred of the nation of Turkey

[hollow garden]

I will see you again one day

[wraith quarry]

is it what they did in armenia

[west path]

true

[hollow garden]

And Greece and Assyria

[balmy epoch]

bye kleznam

[limpid plover]

Noo klez

[hollow garden]

And the Balkans

[west path]

no he just hates turks

[prime compass]

Bye

[balmy epoch]

it’s all of the above

[west path]

klez mw when

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

[hollow garden]

And Kurdistan too

Turkey has a horrible past ngl

[balmy epoch]

and Syria

[west path]

@hollow garden host tomorrow

or right now

[prime compass]

I agree

[west path]

Or i will nuke you

[balmy epoch]

they’re literally bombing Kurds TODAY

[hollow garden]

soon

[wraith quarry]

literally every nation has a horrible past atp

[limpid plover]

Bijeh bijeh bijeh

[west path]

Soon is not soon enough

HOST NOW

[prime compass]

When is soon 😔

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[hollow garden]

Misr doesn't

[west path]

@frank latch ok bro you fix him

[balmy epoch]

they occupy land in 3 countries and we’re crying about Russia

[west path]

my ass does not get paid enough

[hollow garden]

unreal

[frank latch]

I'll try

[wraith quarry]

Canada, US, UK, Russia, China, Japan, Egypt, Iraq, Turkey, Brazil, etc

[hollow garden]

What's the third

[wraith quarry]

all have done evil things

[frank latch]

I love you NSO

[balmy epoch]

Iraq’s history is beautiful

[frank latch]

did this work?

[hollow garden]

Than Cyprus and Syria

[balmy epoch]

Cyprus Syria and Iraq

[limpid plover]

😍

[west path]

Poland:

Poland is the worlds greatest country

[hollow garden]

Egypt doesn't have an evil past 🥱

[balmy epoch]

Armenia :

[wraith quarry]

didn't you guys have like awful religious persecution

[wraith quarry]

errr

[frank latch]

@limpid plover is the United States the best nation in the world?

[west path]

that was the soviets

not us

[hollow garden]

Acutally maybe not

[wraith quarry]

soviet poland is poland

[wraith quarry]

yeah

[frosty drum]

North korea
Mongolia
Vietnam
Spain

[west path]

no because the government isnt ours

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[balmy epoch]

Israel has only existed for 80 years and its history is clean

[frank latch]

he's stuck on factory settings

[hollow garden]

Are puppet states not considered themselves though?

[frank latch]

we may need to reboot

[wraith quarry]

this is true

[frank latch]

or get a replacement

[rose forge]

most true statement ever

[west path]

@limpid plover You have just couped russia as the military, wyd?

[hollow garden]

As a detective999 I confirm

[balmy epoch]

It was still Poland

[west path]

i blame russia not poland

[limpid plover]

What

[hollow garden]

Our bad actions aren't that though compared to a nation like turkey

[west path]

Polish history is clean

[west path]

reference to my mw

[balmy epoch]

Russia’s government wasn’t even their own

the communists are foreign

[hollow garden]

Georgia imperialism

[west path]

Poland has only existed for 30 years its history is clean

[balmy epoch]

the real Russia stop existed after the tsar was murdered

fr

[west path]

they were all from the slovakian opposition party btw

thats why you guys fight them in the modern day

[elder arch]

You weren’t around back then wtf are you talking about

[frank latch]

Albania:

[balmy epoch]

I know

[west path]

He is literally the last tsar of russia

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Poland

[limpid plover]

😥

[west path]

tfym

[frank latch]

Slovenia:

[west path]

sorry im clinically blind

[hollow garden]

Long live tsar Nicholas!

[frosty drum]

Even Switzerland

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry find me anything bad Armenia has done

[frank latch]

Switzerland

[frosty drum]

Ww2:

[frank latch]

🤫

[limpid plover]

Hi skillerz

[hollow garden]

Invading Nagarno karabakh

[frosty drum]

Hi NSO

[wraith quarry]

this is like the only one that was caused by poland itself 😭

[hollow garden]

but other than that Idk

[west path]

switzerland was independent in ww2

[wraith quarry]

Poland has literally been history's punching bag

[west path]

what

youre schizo bro

THAT WASNT EVEN CAUSED BY POLAND

[frank latch]

@limpid plover Section 12, Instruction 5

[hollow garden]

unreal

[balmy epoch]

Боже, храни царя!

[hollow garden]

Poland is evil

[wraith quarry]

polish peasants

tomato tomato

[limpid plover]

Love everyone

[frosty drum]

Yes
However
They did stuff during that

[west path]

nope

[rose forge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_during_the_world_wars

[balmy epoch]

that’s Armenian land

[west path]

literally just neutral

[frank latch]

I like how the specifications are:
Peasants (all Polish)
1000 nobles (Prussia)

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frosty drum]

Something Money

[frank latch]

Section 11, Instruction 5

[balmy epoch]

wanna know a country with a good history

Libya

[wraith quarry]

@west path HAHA

[hollow garden]

I mean tbh I always sympathized with Armenia in this conflict

[west path]

Wilno

[frank latch]

2 students 👽

[hollow garden]

The Soviets are the ones who intentionally drew this border

[west path]

not in polish territory

[balmy epoch]

I usually like to see the other side’s point but anyone who supports Azerbaijan is bad

[hollow garden]

If ercan sees this I'm worried he will be betrayed

[limpid plover]

😍

[frank latch]

I concur

[west path]

@quick idol

[balmy epoch]

and these guys make fun of America

[wraith quarry]

the list of ww2 is literally 90% of the page ☠️

[frank latch]

Have you been turned into a femboy?

[limpid plover]

No

[west path]

yeah because we were getting massacred 👽

[hollow garden]

Didn't Libya invade chad

[wraith quarry]

true

[hollow garden]

And they briefly attacked Egypt

[wraith quarry]

first the no no germans

which

who even knows how many they killed

[hollow garden]

But I mean that's Gaddafi

[frosty drum]

#⭐starboard message
Technically this ain't wrong
It was the last to leave the ussr

[frank latch]

🫡

[hollow garden]

sad

[balmy epoch]

not supporting a government which is oppressing him isn’t betrayal

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Luxembourg?

[balmy epoch]

it was a French puppet so deserved

[hollow garden]

Didn't Azerbaijan ethnically cleanse the region after their victory

[limpid plover]

I love everyone

[frank latch]

there's no way they did something uncivilized

[balmy epoch]

yes

[hollow garden]

And no one said anything

[limpid plover]

Except some

[frosty drum]

Did Monaco do anything bad

[frank latch]

real

[hollow garden]

We love you too nso

[balmy epoch]

now they’re turning churches into mosques and resettling it

[limpid plover]

😍

[quick idol]

Yes

[hollow garden]

unreal

[limpid plover]

War

[wraith quarry]

they were created by the conference of vienna

that is evil in itself