🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

Btw if you find these dudes named gandals don't be nice to them pls

[prime compass]

@west path you wont cause rebellion right

[brittle gust]

They're evil

[prime compass]

Ok nolty

[spring bison]

because there isint any competition and there is no risk of their mw just dying of no players

[elder arch]

I know what i’m doing today!

[west path]

I need to become a noble

klez needs to HOST

[prime compass]

Hereditary governor

[spring bison]

are you hosting

[brittle gust]

Seriously

Why are you obsessed with this

[prime compass]

@west path if the order allows it after the caelumists downfall Ill make you a noble

[elder arch]

Yes ASCII map war

Choose your nation

XXXXX
XXXXX
OXXXE
XXXCX

[prime compass]

Youll still be governor of Valport

[brittle gust]

I would like C

[west path]

im already one

[prime compass]

Yes

I know

[brittle gust]

Also nothing says you can't be noble without lamd

[brittle gust]

Personal land*

[bold glade]

This is the only active channel

[west path]

If i become a noble then Valport will truly be a glorious region 😇

[brittle gust]

Lies

[prime compass]

Under my rule ofc

[elder arch]

this is a joke btw i am not hosting

[brittle gust]

No

You will hosta

[elder arch]

What sane person would host an ASCII map war. That’s just stupid

[west path]

i mean ok

[brittle gust]

I've seen emoji mapwars

[west path]

not lies

[prime compass]

@wild mason

[brittle gust]

ASCII mapwars aren't unreal

[west path]

that is literally the condition for me becoming a noble

i need to make Valport ludicrously rich to become a noble

which is what i will be going after 🤫

[prime compass]

As long as you dont cause rebellion

[west path]

why would i though 👽

there is zero benefit to leaving the commonwealth

[prime compass]

Idk

[brittle gust]

I have a suggestion for you to become a noble that won't be too bad

[prime compass]

If you do I will pink tribe you

[brittle gust]

Your land will be literally 1pixel

And you will be its baron

[west path]

nuh uh

[brittle gust]

[west path]

thats smaller than valport i think

[brittle gust]

You become a noble, the other nobles don't get angry, etc..

[prime compass]

Shut it nolt

[brittle gust]

You will also be heridetary governor cus that's want nobles are

[prime compass]

Anyway

[brittle gust]

Heridetary governors

[prime compass]

He already is

[west path]

im a hereditary governor but not quite a noble yet

[prime compass]

Heresy

[brittle gust]

Real

Don't ever come to noltia

[prime compass]

,roll 20 qevie become noble

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

Why

I want clocks

[west path]

this guy HATES me

[brittle gust]

Noltia doesn't have nobility anymore

[prime compass]

Wow

@west path lets declare war on nolt

[west path]

Noltia is very backwards

we should lynch them

[prime compass]

Well I have to do it

[prime compass]

Hes the strongest

[brittle gust]

I didn't even have to attack my last noble to take his lands

[elder arch]

Are you a democracy

[brittle gust]

No

[prime compass]

No

Dictator

[brittle gust]

Meritocracy-monarchy

[brittle gust]

Shhh

[prime compass]

No

[elder arch]

Then i hate you because you are not a democracy

[prime compass]

Dictatorship

[brittle gust]

The people love me

[prime compass]

Booo

Your people are oppressed

[brittle gust]

The people love me so much they hired mercenaries to kill my opps

[prime compass]

@west path ill hold a meeting with you, me and the orders leader in Valport

Talk abt the caelumists

And future plans

[west path]

got the image for valport region

[west path]

i literally just returned to Valport after becoming wanted for desertion i don't think its wise to do that so soon

[west path]

i think the southwest, my landing site is where the town of valport is

[prime compass]

Better to do it now

The caelumists are xenophobes

As you know

[brittle gust]

Which means they hate you, qevie

If you kill the caelumists you won't have opps against you becoming a noble

[prime compass]

Thats what Im sayin

Also the caelumists tried to kill me

Via poison

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[prime compass]

Get out

[west path]

literally what ive been planning btw

[prime compass]

We*

[west path]

i have my own plans for undermining the Caelumists since they're my opposition aswell

[prime compass]

Our m

Our

[brittle gust]

Why don't you teo

[prime compass]

They tried to kill me

[brittle gust]

Coordinate your plans

[prime compass]

Thats what im saying

[west path]

i have a joint plan with Belemin and my own plans

my own plans i don't think could be executed w/ belemin so i intend to do them solo

[brittle gust]

Bele bele confirm?

[prime compass]

Yes

Without my support qevies plan would probably fail

And we both want to get rid of the caelumists

@west path what if we plant someone we trust from the order in the caelumists, make him gain their trust, he poisons their drinks and they all die
What comes around, goes around

[dull wing]

@sullen pawn you know alt3235717ab is a real person right
I’ve talked to them before

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden opinions on seven deadly sons opening one?

[dull wing]

lol

[brittle gust]

It's just a nolife

Imagine being nolife

Definitely couldn't be me

Haha

Haha....

Ahahahaha....

[frosty drum]

Hello!
It's me!
The Real SkillerzTheGamer!

[dull wing]

Mhm…

[brittle gust]

Cursed

Gtfo bitchass

[dull wing]

@sullen pawn

[west path]

i mean ok

nothing to complain about

[spring bison]

shut up

[prime compass]

Im sorry top g 🙏😭😭

[hollow garden]

I watched it and it kinda hits hard

but the drop is mid 😔✊

[brittle gust]

Hearing it rn

Nvm just ended

[west path]

klezman

hosta....

i need mw..

[spring bison]

ur evil

[frosty drum]

No.

[west path]

who is this guy

low rank

[brittle gust]

Hosta when

[frosty drum]

Hello Alpha!
It's me!
The Real SkillerzTheGamer!

[west path]

who is this low rank

[brittle gust]

Killerz

Skillerz

[west path]

ion recognize the name sorry

[brittle gust]

Same

Ew guy

These generaliens should return to genchat

🤢🤮

[cunning niche]

Boy stfu and get out

[frosty drum]

You only come here to Criticize me at this point

[spring bison]

if you didnt act like a 8 year old

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[prime compass]

Genchat rent too high

[cunning niche]

I dont its just i open chat and see you be weird

[spring bison]

he is always being weird

[cunning niche]

Ik

[cunning niche]

Because

[frosty drum]

ITS MISINFORMATION GUYS

HE DID THE SAME SHIT IN GENERAL

[elder arch]

Why does it say “the game plans to unlock in 11 days” under the steam release date

Hmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[cunning niche]

Eye stop lying

[bold glade]

Ragebait

[hazy lichen]

Can't wait until the next Skylanders game releases

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-one-eternity-later-gif-7900643

[elder arch]

@waxen remnant little critter

[hazy lichen]

They would likely release it as a remaster but hey, it's better than nothing

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/ארץ-ארץנהדרת-eretz-קשת-קשת12-gif-12180780

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been-2000-years-jesus-gif-25011303

[elder arch]

Ermm actually she would be dead in 2000 years not an old lady

[hazy lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-bill-chill-bill-skylanders-i-aim-to-freeze-skylander-skylanders-gif-4794356866516371500

[elder arch]

this looks like something from spore bro 😭😭😭

[frosty drum]

Imagine skylanders in real life

[cunning niche]

Werent you born 10 years after the last skylanders game?

[frosty drum]

Spore looks like something from Skylanders

[elder arch]

No they copied Spore

[hazy lichen]

U have never heard of trap team, have you?

[frosty drum]

No
I played skylanders

[hazy lichen]

Bitch please, just because the art style is similar and they have some ugly characters doesn't mean they copied spore

[elder arch]

No… it’s a spore clone

It was made in 2009 and skylanders was made in 2015

[hazy lichen]

This fucker stupid

[elder arch]

(btw i’m joking)

[hazy lichen]

Get your facts right, the first Skylanders game was released in 2011 and spore didn't have toys to life mechanics

[frosty drum]

I'm pretty skylanders is the one who does that

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[limpid plover]

Ok zeivt

[marsh lance]

Wait

[frosty drum]

Hi NSO

[prime compass]

Pat!!!!

[marsh lance]

NSO?

[prime compass]

Woa youre back

[marsh lance]

He beleman

[rotund oxide]

Heehee

[prime compass]

Hru

[frosty drum]

Hello

[prime compass]

Go back to genchat

[rotund oxide]

I'm banning you..........

[marsh lance]

Im gooda

[frosty drum]

@prime compass thoughts?

[prime compass]

Mod abuse

[rotund oxide]

@marsh lance WHO R U

[prime compass]

Nah, I'd win

[rotund oxide]

WHO R U

[prime compass]

Shush

[prime compass]

When host

[cunning niche]

Yeah u bought an old wii or whatever and played skylanders

[rotund oxide]

How are you DRUID

[marsh lance]

NOBODY

THAT YOU KNOW

[prime compass]

I dislike your attitude

[cunning niche]

Why is NSO back

[frosty drum]

No I played it with my cousins back in 2015

[cunning niche]

As an infant?

Ok

[marsh lance]

Let us not ask why, and instead celebrate!

[elder arch]

I think i played skylanders but i dont remember it

[rotund oxide]

Well I know you now

[marsh lance]

L bullying

[limpid plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-sci-fi-science-fiction-crazy-jarvis-crazy-gif-6611808592759308068

[prime compass]

Please go back to genchat

[prime compass]

When host

[cunning niche]

Its not even bullying

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/moo-deng-moo-deng-scream-moo-deng-angry-moo-deng-tantrum-gif-914287433564665477

[rotund oxide]

No

[west path]

@marsh lance low ran

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-hide-run-away-and-hide-mandela-mandela-catalog-gif-1133608770989428547

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[frosty drum]

When will you not host

[prime compass]

Answer me

[marsh lance]

Shut uip high rank

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/pygmy-hippo-hippo-moodeng-หมูเด้ง-gif-3675351446821453193

[spring bison]

when are we deleting this channel

[marsh lance]

Every

Day

[frosty drum]

The Day I become Relevant

[west path]

so never

[rotund oxide]

Trololol

[marsh lance]

Uhh

[west path]

when mega mw releases

[spring bison]

never happening

[frosty drum]

Exactly

[spring bison]

so never

[marsh lance]

#1289586694118576128 look in here belemin

[west path]

yep

[rotund oxide]

I honestly have no idea how you became a God finger

[elder arch]

When the great game room rebellion happens, lead by the Legion of Blumi. This will cause the administrators to delete the channel and the refugees to flee to #🌟royal-tavern

[rotund oxide]

I can't remember seeing you at all

[cunning niche]

Is god finger after mage?

[spring bison]

schizo

[rotund oxide]

No

[west path]

no

[rotund oxide]

It's after ratking

Rat king is after mage

[elder arch]

I always predict the future

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/world-explosion-oc-lore-fire-gif-5090973125129085012

[elder arch]

Earth when the humans insulted the aliens (they cannot fight back)

[limpid plover]

What happened to this channel

[cunning niche]

How did this guy surpass me

[elder arch]

We evolved and adapted

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-reality-is-often-disappointing-marvel-mcu-gif-16316172

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance I did it...

[spring bison]

this is a lie btw

[elder arch]

@limpid plover do you remember me?

[rotund oxide]

Who are you 😭

[hollow garden]

I saved sordland

[cunning niche]

And you ask why i criticize and bully you 😭

[hollow garden]

AND destroyed rumburg

[cunning niche]

Bananam

[rotund oxide]

I know even less about you

[limpid plover]

Yes?

[rotund oxide]

Ohhhhhhh

[hollow garden]

NSO

[cunning niche]

@unreal wagon is me

[rotund oxide]

That makes sense

[hollow garden]

YOO

[marsh lance]

LETS GOOOO

[spring bison]

what playthrough is this

[hollow garden]

@limpid plover I missed u!

[marsh lance]

SO howed you do ita

[spring bison]

how was the economy

[hollow garden]

Autocrat

[spring bison]

ew

[hollow garden]

It was full green

until the war with rum

[limpid plover]

Yeah sure

[hollow garden]

When it returned to half

[spring bison]

it goes back to full

]after the war

[hollow garden]

How are you nsoia

[hollow garden]

It didn't for some reason 😔✊

[limpid plover]

No

[hollow garden]

Or I wasn't paying attention

[spring bison]

skill issue

[spring bison]

probably

[prime compass]

Klez!!!

[marsh lance]

Nuclear Silo Operator

[limpid plover]

What

[hollow garden]

Belemin!!

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-green-screen-crash-gif-24396972

[prime compass]

Hru

[limpid plover]

What

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[spring bison]

is this even a question

rimworld

[limpid plover]

WHAT

[west path]

its opposite day btw

[hollow garden]

Is this a suzerain reference

[hollow garden]

Rimworlda

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[prime compass]

Klez do you watch seven deadly sins

[west path]

oddity realm it is

[hollow garden]

I don't but I know about how it's animation is questionable

[spring bison]

hes talking about bowistan rizia

[hollow garden]

Do you watch it belemin

[hollow bobcat]

@limpid plover do you remember me?

[prime compass]

Yes.

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

Sadly, yes

[elder arch]

When is the Rimworld map war coming out

[limpid plover]

Who

[west path]

@midnight ocean when is bro setting up the rimworld mp

[limpid plover]

Alien!

[elder arch]

I dont have rimworld unfortunately

So i cant participate

[spring bison]

@hollow garden opinion on the Arab Republic of Sordland

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean @rotund oxide
Hello Alternates

[west path]

the base rn

[elder arch]

Why do the names take up so much space

This is poor game design

[west path]

theyre not visible most of the time

[brittle gust]

Seasons one and two are goated

[brittle gust]

It's a shame they never adapted more of the source material

[brittle gust]

He's back

Guh

Welcome NSO

Welcome to the game room once more

[hollow bobcat]

Why is NSO using !

Pretty sure this isn't the real NSO

[brittle gust]

He's been hacked

[limpid plover]

!!!

[brittle gust]

😔

[prime compass]

Real

[brittle gust]

Yuh

I love them

[limpid plover]

No

Lie!

[prime compass]

Jojo is better

[brittle gust]

Gonna rewatch on saturday

[prime compass]

In my opinion

[marsh lance]

@hollow garden is the trade deal with valgsland or lespia better

[brittle gust]

Never watched it

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/bloody-stream-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-joseph-joestar-jojos-bizarre-adventure-bloody-stream-gif-18004804

[limpid plover]

Valgsland

[marsh lance]

Proof?

[limpid plover]

What

[hollow garden]

Pat as a fellow enthusiast of Arcasian capitalism you know the right answer

[spring bison]

lespia is ass bro

[hollow garden]

Valgdland is the only country which I haven't done a trade deal with yet

So Idk

[spring bison]

the lespia trade deal is not worth it

[marsh lance]

You’d have to sacrifice the deal with agnolia

[limpid plover]

No you dont

[hollow garden]

Average CSP member:

[spring bison]

no

[rotund oxide]

Hi

[hollow garden]

What if you don't recognise the islands tho

[spring bison]

even while going pro-arcasia

[hollow garden]

or is it like with wehlen

[marsh lance]

But.. valgsland and agnolia hate eachother 😭

[spring bison]

lespia sucks

[marsh lance]

Have to pay more for steel

[hollow garden]

Mfs have a terrible opinion

Lepsia is peak

[limpid plover]

The -1 budget deal stills works

[spring bison]

no

lespia's deal is exploitative for Sordland

[marsh lance]

So wait.. why didn’t it ever give me an option for it

[hollow garden]

They want coal in exchange for capital

how is that exploitative

[spring bison]

and also it forbids you from getting the border patrol deal with Wehlen (steal btw)

[hollow garden]

👽

[spring bison]

literally free oil

investment

[hollow garden]

Wehlen's deal seems like the best

[spring bison]

peakest deal in the game

[spring bison]

because it is

[hollow garden]

I mean it's just some bluds

who CARES about bluds

I don't

[limpid plover]

Me

[spring bison]

Lepsia

[hollow garden]

Are you leke

[limpid plover]

No

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow garden]

@bold glade vart!!!

[limpid plover]

😥

[spring bison]

are you the president of Colombia

[elder arch]

Should i play crusader kings 2 without dlc

Cause i dont got any money

[west path]

Lespia is ass

worst country

[hollow garden]

WHY 😔✊

[limpid plover]

Not true

[hollow garden]

is the trade deal really that bad

I thought it was pretty fair

It also lets you join ATO

[hollow garden]

It's free so why not

[spring bison]

no 👽

[west path]

true*

they try to exploit the shit out of you

[west path]

no

[hollow garden]

you are a closet malyvenist

don't hide it lebron

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

Isn't the oil they want the oil wehlen gives you

[spring bison]

I always do the border patrol deal with Wehlen regardless of the playthrough

[hollow garden]

because you caused a refugee crisis for them

[spring bison]

that means I hate alvarez

[hollow garden]

you stand and co-operate with the bluds getting massacred...?

[spring bison]

he is always drunk

[hollow garden]

Alvarez is ass

I hate the guy

[spring bison]

exactly

[spring bison]

wehlen deal is literally the best deal in the game

[bold glade]

Yeaa

[hollow garden]

@bold glade do you agree with lespia or not? And why so

@spring bison btw is there a way to save the economy with a planned economy

It seems like privatization is the only way you can end the recession without dying from debt

[spring bison]

yes?

[west path]

the bluds literally are terrorists that function in your country aswell

?

[elder arch]

@west path are there any other free paradox games

or just crusader kings 2

[west path]

doubt iy

[elder arch]

Sad

[hollow garden]

Because they are oppressed by sordland

[elder arch]

You get nothing for free anymore

[hollow garden]

no

Maybe EU4 will become free though

[spring bison]

the BFF is terrorist

bluds arent

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[hollow garden]

Racism solved

[marsh lance]

based lebron

[rose cape]

im sorry for your loss

[hollow garden]

NSO I'm sorry for your loss

[marsh lance]

luh bronius killed it

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-femboy-national-flag-slovak-astolfo-gif-17442305686718118622

[limpid plover]

That war was so stupid

All my actions were for nothing

[marsh lance]

what did you do

[limpid plover]

Nothing?

[elder arch]

He crafted a copper pickaxe in Minecraft

[fallow lark]

Wassup nerds

[marsh lance]

well no i mean what actions did you make

[limpid plover]

Alot

[marsh lance]

l bully

[fallow lark]

You're a nerd

Everyone in this channel

[limpid plover]

Lie

[fallow lark]

Stfu nerd

You also know niche subjects in depth

[spring bison]

you:

nerd

geek

dork

[fallow lark]

Says the guy who is here 24/7

[elder arch]

What about me

[spring bison]

👽

[fallow lark]

Do you even sleep

You're the alien

[alpine raft]

Gang

[spring bison]

you:

[alpine raft]

Im such a good influence

[spring bison]

7 hours

[alpine raft]

I borrowed my friends phone

[fallow lark]

Sup nekocrop

[alpine raft]

Guessed the code

[fallow lark]

Lie

[alpine raft]

Guessed wrong

Locked the phone for 10 minutws

[elder arch]

You know your friends that well?

[alpine raft]

He liked that so much

[alpine raft]

I guessed wrong

He loved it ao much

He got the wrong code qgain

Got 30 minutes locked

And then got the code wrong again

And his phone is locked for 60 minutes now

[elder arch]

What

He doesn’t know his own passcode?

[alpine raft]

He got it wrong twice

[elder arch]

How tf do you get it wrong

[alpine raft]

Idk how

[elder arch]

👽

[alpine raft]

Hes got adhd and shii

Prolly missclicked

Anyways

60 minutes of digital detox for him

[rose forge]

lmao

[marsh lance]

Wolfa why so mean 😢

[fallow lark]

Nerd is compliment

[elder arch]

You probably thought you could craft a copper pickaxe

Like you mined some copper with your stone pick, smelted it, tried to make a copper pickaxe, and realised it didnt work

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOD MORNING GAMAREOM!!
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI SKILLA
HI WILF
HI ROBLOXIAN
HI AMAZ
HI NEK
HI QWASA
HI VENUS
HI WARLUS
HI FISH
HE QAR
HI BELEMIN
HI ACNAQ
HI TIADEE
HI ACNAQ
HI ACNAQ
HI HONEYBEE
HI OIL
HI LEBRONIS
HI ZPLAYS
HI NSO
HI TOAST
QEVIE

[marsh lance]

Nuh

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: સુપ્રભાત ખેલાડીઓ!! હેલ ગોડ, ક્લેઝી સ્કલી લાઇકસ રોબલેસિઆની અમાસી સાધુ કાવાસાકી વિનો ફિશ બેર્લોસી હે બેલ્મિન્હી ઇનાકાકી ટેન્સીહી ઇકાનાકી અનાકી માર બિહી ઓ લેમ્બ્રોન્ઝા એસપી.

[marsh lance]

😭

[fallow lark]

What

[marsh lance]

Does this say anything

[rose forge]

@marsh lance: Good morning players!! Hell god, klazy scully lycus roblesiani amasi sadhu kawasaki wino fish berlossi hey belminhi inakaki tansihi ikanaki anaki mar bihi o lambronza sp.

[marsh lance]

It picked up lebron and fish

[rose forge]

nice

[marsh lance]

And klez

Picked up wolf in another language

Skilla became scully

[rose forge]

why'd it translate to this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gujarati_language

[noble cedar]

HIIII

[marsh lance]

Actually it got everyone

[marsh lance]

Heallo

[brittle gust]

Inferior shawarma be like

[brittle gust]

KAWASAKI

HOW AM I A BIKE

[marsh lance]

Thats you

[brittle gust]

unreal

Im changing my pfp to a kawasaki

[marsh lance]

Hello kawasaki

[brittle gust]

Nah they don't look cool enough

[hollow bobcat]

@spring bison What would you do in this situtation

[rose forge]

dafaq

[west path]

Give up

[spring bison]

invade iraq

[brittle gust]

Decafq reference????

[spring bison]

@marsh lance opinion on the Arab Republic of Sordland

[marsh lance]

based

[hollow bobcat]

Why

Fake

[rose cape]

triple acnaq effect

[west path]

@wraith quarry hosta when

@hollow garden hosta when

[rose cape]

@west path is this true? #🤡memes message

[west path]

why is it showing polish territory

why would poland take polish territory

[rose cape]

because lithuania is contesting it

[west path]

why is north poland at odds with central poland

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1294311768616865844

ITS OUT

[rose cape]

because of estonian meddling 😢

[spring bison]

why is bro hosting 2 rpgs and 1 mw

finish one then do another

[elder arch]

That’s not my map war

[west path]

Estonia should be killed

@rose cape when are you starting drug cartels in fish mw

[rose cape]

when you do

[west path]

Soon Quatai will be overrun with mercenaries, drug cartels, paramilitaries... It will become the new unstable region of Fish MW, and many will fight over influence in the region. Only the regions of northern Decafia will be government controlled but anywhere else will be a lawless land.

[west path]

sorry i watched too much MGS

[west path]

bro im christian

[rose cape]

qevie just said he was atheist like 2 minutes ago

[rose cape]

you are a fake christian 🤫

[vital latch]

he says hes christian 50% of the time instead

[hollow garden]

Qevie you said you were on all 3 parts of the religious spectrum

Your religious views are a mystery

[west path]

nope

[hollow garden]

that can never be solved

[west path]

I have gone through a baptism and communion

im christian

[rose cape]

recite the whole bible then

[hollow garden]

I can't believe I got mad about an mw

[marsh lance]

HIIIIIIIIIIIII KLEZZZZZZZZZzz

[hollow garden]

Insane

[marsh lance]

LOOKA

[hollow garden]

PAT PAT

[west path]

whats the bible

[rose cape]

so have I 🥱 but im not christian

[west path]

sorry im atheist

[marsh lance]

guess whata

#1294311768616865844

[hollow garden]

In the beginning

God created the heavens and the earth

[west path]

they will remain a mystery

[hollow garden]

YOOO

[rose cape]

in the original language used 🤫

[rose cape]

they literally arent

[hollow garden]

في البداية
الرب خلق السماوات والأرض

[empty oyster]

Hmm

[rose cape]

this is arabic

[vital latch]

no shit sherlock

[rose cape]

the bible was not originally written in arabic

that’s the qu’ran

[west path]

you are a hater

@rose cape there is nobody here who speaks ancient hebrew

[vital latch]

also no shit

[west path]

the language the bible was written in isnt even alive anymore 👽

[rose cape]

@thedetective999

[west path]

he doesnt speak ancient hebrew

nobody does

[vital latch]

lets revive it so we can write bible 2

the short story collectiom everyones been waitting for

[rose cape]

the bible was written in normal hebrew 👽

[west path]

proof?

[elder arch]

The bible 2 has guns

[vital latch]

and fruit

[west path]

bible two goes hard

NO WAY

[hollow garden]

Wrong in a dream I was told that arabic was first spoken language

[rose cape]

http://ericlevy.com/Revel/Bible/HebrewOT.pdf

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

allah spoke to you

[hollow garden]

Detective999

[west path]

they had the internet 2000 years ago???

[rose cape]

kleznam is truly becoming a historian 🥲🥹

[hollow garden]

Saint kleznam 🤯

[west path]

ancient hebrew has been lost to time

[hollow garden]

Isn't modern Hebrew mostly it though?

[west path]

we are literally missing words from it and dont have translations for them

[west path]

yes

its a crude reconstruction though

[hollow garden]

It's a shame but it's still kinda alive

[west path]

@hollow garden btw hosta 😡

[hollow garden]

Many important languages like it completely died out

[hollow garden]

ok

[limpid plover]

What the sigma

[hollow garden]

I will host 999 years from now

[limpid plover]

Klez!

[west path]

Nope

1000

not 999

[rose cape]

why is qevie just lying now

[west path]

1000 years after poland converted to christianity, 1000 schools were built

[spring bison]

he wont btw

[west path]

this means that 1 year equals to 1 school

[west path]

why do we not have 7 billion schools if 7 billion years have passed

😢

[hollow garden]

so one month is a twelvth of a school

[west path]

@hollow garden we need to talk to allah about this

he will fix the problem

[west path]

also yes

[empty oyster]

Wha

[hollow garden]

google notes

[west path]

'brought back to life'

meaning that its heavily altered and it isnt its original form

that was lost to time

[midnight ocean]

Xell copied me wtf

[west path]

the mandela catalogue addiction got to yall

js found some ancient ruins we ball

[frosty drum]

@west path join us

[west path]

its joever

just disconnected

[hollow bobcat]

HOW IS TERRARIA NOT AVAILABLE IN VIETNAM

[frosty drum]

It's available in China

[hollow garden]

😭

why tf is it banned

[marsh lance]

Free warlus

[hollow bobcat]

Deadcells do be there tho

179 thousand dongs 🤔

[balmy epoch]

you’re a communist

[west path]

wghar

[frosty drum]

My views in both are most elusive

[west path]

i say uhh

yeah idk

[balmy epoch]

mine aren’t elusive

[west path]

ok yknow what

fuck this alternate trend

🖕

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[limpid plover]

🖕

[west path]

so true

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[west path]

🖕

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[limpid plover]

🖕

[west path]

🖕

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[balmy epoch]

🖕

[west path]

they banned text walls and copypastas btw

[silent smelt]

video loading

be quiet

[balmy epoch]

fuck the admins 🖕

[west path]

true 🖕

[silent smelt]

@balmy epoch go find nekcrop vs honey bee video

[balmy epoch]

he looks like my history teacher from last year

[balmy epoch]

i have to it saved at home

[west path]

@alpine raft you are the weakest european

[silent smelt]

@west path watch this

[west path]

@balmy epoch can you mortal kombat nekcrop

[balmy epoch]

goat

[balmy epoch]

yes

i do it in the video btw

so you should watch it

[silent smelt]

yeah he lowkey does 😭

[west path]

why was nekcrop just the opposition leader

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[west path]

i just evaded taxes cause it was hiliarious

[silent smelt]

just watch it

[west path]

was evading taxes not funny

[balmy epoch]

it’s a sin

pay the government

[west path]

Fed

[balmy epoch]

yeah

i’m a fed

and you’re fucked

[west path]

honey bee tweaked tf out

[balmy epoch]

that’s actually me btw

look at my pfp

[west path]

is this how slovakia looks like

actual wasteland

[silent smelt]

holy shit this is gold

[west path]

are yall still stuck in the pagan days where politicians are determined by trial by combat 😭

[balmy epoch]

aren’t you in northern slovakia

[west path]

Nope the war hasnt reached me yet

we've lost warsaw though

[balmy epoch]

that’s the better way

[west path]

Slovak forces are destroying the Wrocław forces

[balmy epoch]

by far

[west path]

the gnomes are the only ones holding up

[balmy epoch]

to choose politicians

[silent smelt]

slovakia is top

[balmy epoch]

the stronger one wins

[silent smelt]

we only pay 4,50euro for butter and get paid 800 per month

🙏

[west path]

i forgot that i can comprehend this language

[balmy epoch]

i kind of can

[west path]

thats more expensive than polish butter

[silent smelt]

yeah ik

[west path]

albeit our butter prices are rising

fuck the government i say

🙏

[silent smelt]

and youve got far better wages

[west path]

we need to mortal kombat the government

Wszystko wina tuska

[west path]

real

[west path]

the U.S should do this

kamala and trump have an MMA fight to determine the president of the U.S

[balmy epoch]

i hope the PiS win cuz they hate femboys (alpha)

[west path]

im not finnish

[balmy epoch]

swedish*

[west path]

both the fins and swedes are literal femboys

[balmy epoch]

finns are just mongols like the hungarian

[hollow garden]

Finland no

[marsh lance]

Theoretically wouldn’t this make good candidates.

If your a sly corrupt bastard you will lose the fight like a wimp
If you stand by your values and actually have good plans for the nation you will win the fight?

[hollow garden]

Donald is a masculine country

Sweden yes

[silent smelt]

jarz winning umw or 10 cents every day

[west path]

i actually went to hungary for 3 minutes does this remove my femboy status

I survived a week in the balkans does this remove my femboy status

[marsh lance]

Balkan stare

[balmy epoch]

wtf is donald

[balmy epoch]

sure

slovenia is femboys tho

[brittle gust]

I was with jarz last time so jarz winning umw

[west path]

actually 2 weeks spaced apart by 4 years

[west path]

I was in Croatia

theyre chill af btw

[silent smelt]

we will not sell you to the mafia

glory to jarz

[marsh lance]

Are the croatians the tomboys

[west path]

why can i comprehend this?

[west path]

what

fucking die pat

you do not deserve to even exist

[marsh lance]

😭

Most hospitable european ever holy shit ☠️

[silent smelt]

anti froh slogans

[brittle gust]

Real

[west path]

never come to Europe

[brittle gust]

Need to go to the Greeks pat

[west path]

stay in your clay huts

[brittle gust]

Tell them you're a god in disguise

[marsh lance]

We should glass europe

[brittle gust]

And they'll give you their entire fortune

[west path]

does slovakia have crime syndicates or some shit why are they wearing shirts that say 'we won't sell you to the mafia' 😭

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/glassing-covenant-covenant-glassing-this-is-why-the-covenant-glass-us-gif-22258100

[silent smelt]

yeah they do

[silent smelt]

the current ruling government stole 30b euros from the treasury and killed jan kuciak (the journalist)

[marsh lance]

Lady with the grey hair seen some shit

[brittle gust]

Guh

30billion

Tf

[marsh lance]

Wait

[silent smelt]

yeah

30 billion euros

[marsh lance]

This is literally the ministers from suzerain

[west path]

I love slovakia

best country

[silent smelt]

@west path you can read about it here

https://www.obycajniludia.sk/rozkradli-30-miliard/

[brittle gust]

That's 1/4th-ish of the gdp

Insane

[west path]

do note that i do not speak slovak im just using polish as a basis for comprehending slovak

so maybe in 500 years

[brittle gust]

Use the translator thingy in chrome

[silent smelt]

still kinda cool though

[west path]

fuck no

i can read slovak pretty well

easier to understand when its being spoken though

[west path]

do you not also have this ability with other slavic languages

[silent smelt]

nope

[west path]

all slavic languages besides east slavic languages are fair game for me

[west path]

cooked

[silent smelt]

i have english blood

[west path]

Except maybe sorbian and kashubian

since those lean a bit on german

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-maguire-love-heart-celebration-goal-gif-6678608596444676587

[west path]

but theyre still understandable

[midnight ocean]

I just got the idea from this trippy alternate Acnaq perspective

[west path]

these guys are the ones with 4 languages hybridized into one and yet dont have any language comprehension besides their own btw

[brittle gust]

@midnight ocean i saw you

Nvm

[brittle gust]

Tell

[midnight ocean]

[brittle gust]

Also why do you have legacy staff but not people like decafa or thamior

[west path]

odd realm lowk feels like a smaller scale dwarf fort

[brittle gust]

Is this wb admin team bias chat

[midnight ocean]

Do you actually think decafa deserves legacy staff be fr

[brittle gust]

Yeh

He was staff

[west path]

and now, my food situation has been solved.

[west path]

thamior wasnt even staff for 2 years tfym

decafa barely did shit

[silent smelt]

i dont wanna flex or anything but notice how

the people like

[brittle gust]

You need to be staff for 2 years??

Guh

[silent smelt]

blumiholls, fr0h, oiljohn or nekcrop or maybe even banam

[west path]

iirc the requirements yeah

[silent smelt]

spread lies about me

defamed me

accused me of stuff

[midnight ocean]

You have to be a good mod tho

[silent smelt]

but in the end ultimately lost

[brittle gust]

Ig no going on staff apps to get sparky star near you

😔

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt one of us

[silent smelt]

like i yap a lot and then get called crazy for it

[midnight ocean]

Jarz what are you yapping about

We got cooked

[silent smelt]

but 4 months later

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[silent smelt]

we find out i was telling truth

predicted what would come

[silent smelt]

in umw 2?

[west path]

what did they do again

[midnight ocean]

What are you talking about

[west path]

blumi was just shittalking

[silent smelt]

and his shittalk let to his ultimate demise!

led

[midnight ocean]

What game is this

[silent smelt]

no lead

no its led

[west path]

he was shittalking literally everyone behind their backs so

[silent smelt]

true

[midnight ocean]

What is this yapping

[west path]

they also called me an egomaniac whilst being one themselves 🤔

[silent smelt]

that coming from blumiholls

[brittle gust]

Dunno

[west path]

that level of shittalk needs to be linked to egotistical behavior or narcissism

[west path]

real

[silent smelt]

no but like on god

[west path]

must dig

[silent smelt]

theyre using the banned dictator's strat

theyre the modern day reincarnations of him

if you tell a lie long enough

theyll start to believe it

they said jarz is the villain of umw 1, turns out he wasnt

they said jarz is the villain of umw 2, turns out he wasnt

they said jarz is the villain of the mw server, turns out he wasnt

[cunning niche]

I won tho

[silent smelt]

yeah

[frosty drum]

Which Banned Dictator
There's like 5

[west path]

real

blumiholls has definitely tuned it down in the recent years though

that i have to admit

[silent smelt]

the one who quoted this in his book

[cunning niche]

Never said that btw

[silent smelt]

yeah

but still some people

[alpine raft]

@west path dudeee

[silent smelt]

its like literally a mafia

[alpine raft]

scotland took a lot of ireland

[west path]

join as a vassal

[west path]

and then claim their throne

[alpine raft]

ok

il join the scots

nice

[silent smelt]

and i lose quite often to these kinds of people

[alpine raft]

i can get low feudal obligations

[silent smelt]

but then

[frosty drum]

Wales needs to be independent frfr

[alpine raft]

he gave me a chancellor position

[silent smelt]

6 months later, the commonfolk realizes that maybe what jarz has been saying

wasnt just pointless and crazy yap but

[alpine raft]

@west path what do i get for being chancellor of scotland

[west path]

half schizo yap incoming

brace yourselves

[silent smelt]

see no wait alpha 9

[west path]

money and thats mostly it i think

[silent smelt]

youre proving my point

you call me crazy now

but wait 3 months

[brittle gust]

Ck3?

That's for steward

[alpine raft]

i cant claim his throne

[brittle gust]

Not chancellor

Chancellor is prestige

[west path]

ROCK AND STONE

[alpine raft]

yeah

[brittle gust]

You need meritocracy from the stewardship tree

[alpine raft]

im getting 3.4 prestige

[west path]

doesnt chancellor get pay

👽

[brittle gust]

It's in the administrator one

[brittle gust]

No

Only for court positions and steward role

Marshal has bonuses to your army

[west path]

Chancellor is a court position 👽

they are literally apart of your council

[brittle gust]

Council position IS NOT a court position

[west path]

court position tf is a court position does your ass mean honorary titles

[west path]

when did i disagree with you

[brittle gust]

Council = spouse, court chaplin, chancellor, steward, marshal and spymaster
Court positions = bodyguards, personal champions, food tasters, seneschal, etc...

[west path]

your schizophrenic yap sesh might prove true but its still schizophrenic

[silent smelt]

the advantage that schizo people posses is that of

[west path]

Those are

[silent smelt]

they see into the future

t

[west path]

Honorary Title

s

not

[silent smelt]

they are visualists

[west path]

court positions

[empty oyster]

Oh hey btw vyro is the new chancellor

[alpine raft]

i cant claim the throne guys

[frosty drum]

I predicted frogs and Camels would get added

To minecraft

[cunning niche]

No one cares

[west path]

why not

its a scheme

[brittle gust]

They do give decent bonuses
Being the steward of a duke gives 1 gold
Duke gives 2 gold
Emperor gives 3 gold
Being spymaster means you can kill anyone in the realm pretty much

[alpine raft]

wait

lemme check

[brittle gust]

You need a perk in stewardship called meritocracy for that

OR

Ask the pope

[west path]

blawg ive played ck2

i literally know this

[brittle gust]

Not in ck3

[brittle gust]

Ck3 ≠ ck2

[west path]

literally honorary title

serves the same purpose

honorary title is ck2s court positions your ass isnt telling me otherwise

[alpine raft]

found it

[brittle gust]

Oh nvm

[alpine raft]

i need one point in admin

[west path]

it pretty much is

[brittle gust]

Minor misunderstanding

[frosty drum]

Aren't they basically the same

||Joke||

[west path]

most of ck2s mechanics are in ck3 👽

[brittle gust]

Ck2 is spreadsheets

[west path]

what are you on

schizo

[brittle gust]

Ck3 is visuals fr