🎲game-room

[prime compass]

This is peak Worldboxia

[spring bison]

bowling ball is the most disgusting wb rank

[rose cape]

@west path = bowling ball

[prime compass]

What abt druid

[hollow garden]

😢

[rose cape]

you're tornado 👽

[hollow garden]

Oh wait right

[west path]

1. the partisans were the legitimate rebellion of the government
2. North Decafia is guaranteed the entirety of the partisans land in the long term and as such this transfer of land simply weakens the agreement set up by the two powers
3. Sylstaria has become increasingly reluctant in following the deal and has been looking for leniency to bypass it

[prime compass]

👽

[marsh lance]

hi klezzzz

[west path]

🤯

[marsh lance]

hi belemina

how are you guys

[west path]

sorry i get fatter everyday

[hollow garden]

Because the deal is heavily unfair

[rose cape]

soon you will be @quick idol

[hollow garden]

qevie you only manipulate people who try to negotiate with you

[west path]

the deal is not unfair because it is built on common trust

which you seem to lack

[hollow garden]

I'm not doing this anymore

[prime compass]

Hmmmmmmmm

Ngl im kinda neutral on this

[hollow garden]

You betrayed my trust TWICE

[alpine raft]

@west path how much should i develop my lands

[hollow garden]

If only once then yes

[west path]

twice? when

[prime compass]

Hi pat hru

[west path]

give me those examples

[hollow garden]

I would have still trusted you a bit

[west path]

in ck3?

[alpine raft]

yeah

[hollow garden]

Okay one sec

[west path]

depends what strat youre going

[quick idol]

we must unite against alpha and his army of evil

[quick idol]

he has one right?

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[alpine raft]

i wanna go invade n shit

but i need bands for that

[west path]

then dev

[quick idol]

nekcrop ADMITTED to IMPERIALISM

[west path]

no

[quick idol]

the nekcrop situation is crazy

[west path]

@quick idol btw i stole your oil fields when you werent looking

😍

[prime compass]

Oil

[quick idol]

Get one 😭 😭 😭

[prime compass]

Anyway

[west path]

im not decafa

[quick idol]

hire decafian mercanaries

[elder arch]

@wild mason what do you think about alpha 9 arguing over fictional land (the average manneva player)

[west path]

most of decafia is held by kleznam directly

hes the heir to decafa

[prime compass]

Hmm

[quick idol]

yea you're out of luck

[prime compass]

Imma go sleep

[quick idol]

PEAK

[wild mason]

I don't care. No words a bowling ball rank says mean anything to me

[marsh lance]

HIII BELIA!! HOW IS YOUA

[prime compass]

Goodnight Worldboxia

[west path]

why isnt he the one with the army of evil?

[prime compass]

Nvm ill stay
Im good wbu

[quick idol]

Good question

[marsh lance]

i goot

[west path]

why is everyone racist against bowling balls

[prime compass]

I see

[west path]

@quick idol can you tell me

[prime compass]

Youre stinky

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[elder arch]

You kinda fell off

[west path]

blumi got to a higher rank faster than me

guhhh

[quick idol]

idk man but tornadoes are just better

[prime compass]

I see

[west path]

how did i fall off

😱

[prime compass]

You became

[quick idol]

Theres no argument against it

[prime compass]

A game room inhabitant

[west path]

game room best republic

[quick idol]

Belemin arent you a game room citizen too

[prime compass]

The United Game Roomian Republic

[west path]

Republika Gama Room!!!!

[prime compass]

Genchat rent too high

Blame it on the admins

[quick idol]

thats why i dont pay the admins shit

[prime compass]

🔥🔥

Stinky poopy admins

[prime compass]

Die Volksrepublik Spiel Raum

[spring bison]

no

shut up

game room is property of the Caliphate

[prime compass]

Shush

[pine copper]

Aren’t you their lackey?

[prime compass]

Hm

Anyway

[elder arch]

Are you guys excited for https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1291718308873244773

Only 10 million years away until i host!

[prime compass]

Maybe

Yay!!

[quick idol]

Since when, i advocate for the overthrow of the admin government

[prime compass]

We must rise

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-dragon-one-piece-one-piece-monkey-d-dragon-revolutionary-army-gif-27117378

[quick idol]

[pine copper]

That’s oil John, not you?

[prime compass]

The Revolutionary

[quick idol]

Multiple people can

[prime compass]

Imma go sleep

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-goodbye-chat-bye-bye-chat-leaving-gif-26390920

[quick idol]

Goodnight

[pine copper]

I don’t know about that ercan

[hollow garden]

@west path
#🎲game-room message
#🎲game-room message
#🎲game-room message
#🎲game-room message
#🎲game-room message
#🎲game-room message

I have no issue with you opposing me

But what I have an issue with is you being REALLY manipulative about it

[hollow garden]

Gn belemin

[west path]

?

[hollow garden]

Like if you want to keep it as a state for Esseroian influence just say it

Not all these 999 reasons

[west path]

1. Is pre compromise 2. Is asserting that im gonna let u go forward with the invasion

[hollow garden]

Examples of you flip flopping

[west path]

because im searching for a better solution 🤯

i literally laid out my points

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't the next better solution be for all of Decafia to be free decafaia 🤯

[hollow garden]

Anyways this isn't my problem

my primary issue is with this

@hollow garden or is it not?

Wrong ping real

[west path]

wasnt free decafia left alive to make sure decafia gets a good government taken from either

[hollow garden]

@west path wrong ping.

I can't ping you again

Because

It would disrupt you

[quick idol]

Decafia must be destroyed

[hollow garden]

and

[west path]

and for the decafian reformed government to get legitimacy

[quick idol]

Burn every city to the ground

[hollow garden]

If I talk about this ercan will die

He has dyslexia

And is a poor guy

Stop qevie stop.

[west path]

real?

[hollow garden]

this is the shit you do 👽

[elder arch]

Both people are arguing that think they’re right, but in reality neither of them are right

[quick idol]

I support the killing of every person in Decafia

[elder arch]

It is an endless cycle of hate

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

i nto (im manipulating you rn) being arbitary is js a character quirk for me

[quick idol]

Im the right 3rd side

[hollow garden]

I'm going to log off

[quick idol]

just kill all of them

[hollow garden]

sorry I got a bit heated

[west path]

im manipulating your dreams btw

beware

[hollow garden]

wouldn't be surprised

[west path]

😈😈😈😈😈😈

[west path]

I manipulated your entire history and economy

😱

[quick idol]

now i remember i think you appeared in my dream last night or something 👽

[hollow garden]

I manipulated your mother 🤯

[west path]

ercan stop upgrading your firewall

[quick idol]

like fr

[hollow garden]

SEE

[west path]

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

[west path]

you cant escape me

[quick idol]

I dont remember the rest of the dream except a shop was involved

did alpha rob it 😱

[west path]

I sold crustaceans there

for eating

[west path]

why would i rob my own store

[quick idol]

and specifically 10 wooden planks?

[west path]

@hollow garden this is how much was used to trap you inside of a chest like wtf

[hollow garden]

@west path is this you

[elder arch]

Yeah he made a crafting table, turned two into sticks, and then made a pickaxe

[west path]

dont compare me to this critter

hes an alien

[hollow garden]

I need 11 to build a manipulation jail

And I'm putting you in it first qevie

[west path]

WHAT

[west path]

nooo

stop

[hollow garden]

ok fine

[west path]

you are not the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

[hollow garden]

Goodnight chat

[hollow garden]

I literally am

[west path]

no you arent

@hollow garden whos the main antagonist of mgs2

[quick idol]

@west path i remember they were used to maintain the shop or something somehow and i was really annoyed with it

[west path]

if youre apart of the lalilulelo you know this

[quick idol]

wtf was i dreaming about

[west path]

being grumpy at my store

The azerbaijan experience

[west path]

@quick idol i think you were larping as an european old person

[quick idol]

European people when they check up on their shop but they ran out of wood planks

[spring bison]

this guy should be banned

[west path]

Real

[rose cape]

bro FAILED at being a politician when he stopped lying 😭🙏

[hollow garden]

Alongside his polish cousin 🤫

[hollow garden]

Is mars still active

[spring bison]

no

[pine copper]

See I made my ambitions to be a dictator clear in team 4 from the very start, unlike this man. @midnight ocean tf was going on in your team

[velvet moss]

https://media.tenor.com/Gz408T11T8gAAAAi/wiggle-cat-wiggle.gif

[pine copper]

Stealing this

[midnight ocean]

I was the head of economics potato and Jarz were supposed to co rule but they both stepped down within 24 hours of each other and I was forced to become king

[velvet moss]

spread the belly dancing cat

[pine copper]

Average Jarz behavior

[midnight ocean]

I wasn’t the best king tbh

I tried to do too much myself

[balmy epoch]

bowling ball is peak btw

i’m surprised youre so high rank now

mf won’t stop talking

[spring bison]

he wants to be the next fatass

he wants to be the number 3 fatass

[west path]

hater

[waxen remnant]

happy bday @fallen cipher 🎂

[west path]

got too much fish and klez mw injected into my bloodstream

😔

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hoppy-bird-day-hoppy-bird-hopping-bird-hopping-bird-gif-3255274134068354715

[rose forge]

damn ur bowling ball

[hollow garden]

@fallen cipher KOL SANA WENTA TAIEB

🎂🎈

[fallen cipher]

MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY

[frosty drum]

Mine was 2 days ago

[spring bison]

I didnt know this

[hollow garden]

After calming down I have forgiven your sins Polish duck

[rose forge]

Timezones :P

[hollow garden]

I will still destroy your evil empire in fish mw however

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hoppy-bird-day-hoppy-bird-hopping-bird-hopping-bird-gif-3255274134068354715

[west path]

i never sinned

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hoppy-bird-day-hoppy-bird-hopping-bird-hopping-bird-gif-3255274134068354715

[rose forge]

the 8th?

[hollow garden]

LIE

[spring bison]

there is no timezone that is on yesterday rn

[west path]

its today for you

[hollow garden]

Ah noice

[west path]

wish him a happy birdday

[frosty drum]

Yes

[rose forge]

still the 10th here

[west path]

there is

[hollow garden]

you and fakher have similar birthdays

[west path]

youre in it

[spring bison]

ok european

ew

[west path]

Fakher is moroccan

[spring bison]

you're an ugly european

[frosty drum]

Mars:

[hollow garden]

rude

[west path]

did nothing btw

[spring bison]

im moving to Africa instead of Europe

[frosty drum]

(Don't ask how this makes sense. It doesnt)

[frosty drum]

Move to Asia

[spring bison]

Africa is just wealthier than Europe

[hollow garden]

guh

[hollow garden]

Welcome brother

[rose forge]

*was

[hollow garden]

return to your ancestral homeland

[spring bison]

Germany only speaks German because Cameroon colonized it

[hollow garden]

real

[spring bison]

France only speaks French because west africa colonized it

[frosty drum]

The UK only speaks English because the English Colonized it

[west path]

yes i did nothing

[hollow garden]

the east afticans:

[west path]

Eseron has actually not done an action since march 2024

[west path]

trust

[hollow garden]

Average Japanese politician in the Tokyo trials colourized:

[west path]

KENYA:

[hollow garden]

It's ok qevie I forgave you

Because I love you

[spring bison]

America only speaks English because Nigeria colonized it

[west path]

I thought Liberia did

[hollow garden]

can confirm

[west path]

???

didnt liberia colonize it

[spring bison]

Portugal only speaks Portuguese because Angola colonized it

[hollow garden]

@spring bison what about Spain

[west path]

Should i eep

[spring bison]

burger king colonized Liberia actually

[west path]

@hollow garden btw when klez mw session

[spring bison]

Morroco

[west path]

near guaranteed to be a yes

[hollow garden]

Ah idk probably not soon though my academic comeback is overdue

[west path]

Nuh

[rose forge]

mmm northern lights

[west path]

session TOMORROW

[hollow garden]

Quite likely

[west path]

or i eat you

[spring bison]

I should host this

[hollow garden]

how will you balance it though

[west path]

george orwell publishes the book 1984 in universe

[spring bison]

multiple idiots will play one nation they will elect a leader and the remaining players will play as generals where they must rid of their ego and cooperate

nation that looses all its conflict zone is eliminated

[frosty drum]

Meh
To much conflict for a mw

(Joke)

[spring bison]

most of the fighting will be naval warfare if you really think about it

and naval landings

[frosty drum]

We need a map war that's super peaceful

Frfr

[spring bison]

what does he mean by this

[frosty drum]

A map war without war
I'm calling it....
MAP

[velvet moss]

yed

best idea ive ever heard

[balmy epoch]

no

peace is bad

[frosty drum]

Peace is good

[spring bison]

getting players is the harder part

it would be nearly impossible

[frosty drum]

@spring bison thoughts

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[frosty drum]

In the end of the Peace Map I'll add thanos

[pine copper]

You mean map

[frosty drum]

Yes

[pine copper]

Peace is bad

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-international-day-of-peace-world-peace-peace-out-world-gif-18138027

Wrong gif but whatever

[pine copper]

What was the gif you were going to send?

[frosty drum]

Tony Stark Saying World Peace

[pine copper]

He says peace in our time

https://tenor.com/view/peace-in-our-time-stark-gif-20183760

[lucid oriole]

i might host tomorrow

Cold war

It depends

[glacial inlet]

Goliath spawn german tank crew

[sullen pawn]

Can you send me your Cold War map so I can trace it

I’m hosting 1950 in aw

[fallen cipher]

Yes you are beautiful

[marsh lance]

Does anyone plan to host saturday?

[hollow garden]

are you going to host ok Saturday

on*

[marsh lance]

Uhmm

No promises

BUT

I do have a plan

[hollow garden]

YAY UAYA

what is it

[marsh lance]

You will see 🤫

Now

Im going to need you to draw from the numbers 8-12

[hollow garden]

9

[marsh lance]

This will be the number of starting areas

[hollow garden]

hmm so what you will the be one who decides where we start?

or do we choose

[marsh lance]

You choose, i put you somewhere random within the region

Basically anywhere within the screenshot is fair game

Well

Actually hold the phone

Thats definitely gonna create an imbalance

Fuck it yall getting random spots 😂

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-marx-marxist-leninist-communist-gif-17594904

[hollow garden]

😡

okaying though

put me in a good place pat

[marsh lance]

Im gonna retain the least host bias as i can

[hollow garden]

grrr!!

[hollow garden]

Pat are you cooking the lore now

or what's left in the world making

@spring bison opinion on the young sords and the red youth

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-halloween-2023-gif-8586270087374040345

[hollow garden]

Zekeve!

[marsh lance]

#1293038846115582004

[pine copper]

What does this mean

[marsh lance]

Although if its really funny i’ve reserved a spot to put someone at random

The coldest place

On the planet

[hollow garden]

Decafa=Zekeve

[hollow garden]

Put LeBron there 🙏

[marsh lance]

No

I’ll probably put fakher there ngl…….

[pine copper]

I don’t get it, where’s the zek and the Eve come from

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

But hes also not playing

[hollow garden]

Afa=Eve
Dec= Zek

It's an accented way to pronounce decafa

[hollow garden]

Put me there then

[pine copper]

Oh?

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance my fellow sord what's your take on those two lovely organizations

[marsh lance]

Bbut klesa

What if you wanted to become a great nation!

You’d be stuck on that desolate rock

[hollow garden]

Hm that would certainly be troublinga

[marsh lance]

Barely able to sustain a population past like 200 at the very best

[hollow garden]

bbut it would make my rise to greatness even more great right?

[marsh lance]

Basically unable to do anything until greater civilizations discover you

It’d be like a tribe that lived in the very heart of Antarctica and was only discovered until now

[marsh lance]

Personally if i was a member of that tribe i’d ask them to take me with them 😭

[hollow garden]

Ah yeah this tribe is cooked pat

This fate is terrible

[marsh lance]

I will allow war crimes of even silly magnitudes in pat mw

If you want to relocate an entire nations population

[hollow garden]

YAYYING

[marsh lance]

I’ll let you do it

[hollow garden]

I love internal relocations!

[marsh lance]

But remember that everything has a cost 🤫

(Depopulation, international reputation taking a nose dive, people will probably be out to get you, minorities revolting)

[hollow garden]

Actions have consequences?

@marsh lance how fast do you want the tech progress to be

and like what era do you want the mw to be focused on

[marsh lance]

Well

I definitely want to do like a dozen or so sessions on the early history / medieval history of nations

Im still unsure how tech progression will go

I guess i’ll just go easy on it for the first few sessions

Get everyone accustomed

Form a few of the first empires

I saw everybody as if im sure there will be people who are playing at all

But as long as theres like 3 or more i can manage the first session

[hollow garden]

I see fair enough

Be careful though to avoid the trap where you are stuck in the medival era for 999 years

If your focus is a more general history

[marsh lance]

The bowistan trap

[hollow garden]

I'm excited

[marsh lance]

Timezones will be a very big concern though

But there will also be boundaries

To make sure i dont start tweaking out while hosting

Heh.. you dont wanna see me when im angry

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[marsh lance]

Im not making it 1984, but like.. i ask everyone to be patient and be mindful

[hollow garden]

Angry pat would destroy the laws of universe

[hollow garden]

This is probably impossible

hosting during arguments is one of the worst things to ever do

[hollow garden]

Meh don't worry

[marsh lance]

It will be possible because im not sparing anyone, if you continue to disrespect the rules and boundaries im setting i might.. take action

[hollow garden]

you know the usual time game room is mostly active

[wraith quarry]

Hewo

[marsh lance]

Like around 12-2pm est

Atleast for me

[marsh lance]

I.e: i will kick you out if you be a big stinker during the mw

[hollow garden]

for me it's 10-2am

[marsh lance]

Because it deprives the experience for everyone

[hollow garden]

Hai Hai fish

how are things going?

[hollow garden]

ong

[wraith quarry]

Ok

[marsh lance]

YAAAY

hi fisha

[marsh lance]

Oh

He’s been infected

With the #🌎general virus

You can tell he’s been there

Symptoms: flaming potatoes breaking out on ones username

[pine copper]

What?

[marsh lance]

He had hot potato

You missed it decefart..

[pine copper]

Oh yeah, it’s always going off

[frosty drum]

@pine copper @marsh lance hello gameroomians

[marsh lance]

Hiii skilla

[pine copper]

Hiii skilliiii

[frosty drum]

Hello im Skillerz

@pine copper

[pine copper]

What happened to bro

[frosty drum]

Wdym
Nothing happened.

@marsh lance Hello Pat.

It's me SkillerzTheGamer

[marsh lance]

Where is skilla and what did you do with him

[frosty drum]

I'm Skillerz

[pine copper]

I don’t know about that

[frosty drum]

I'm Skillerz

I'm Skillerz

[marsh lance]

Lie

[frosty drum]

Truth.

[pine copper]

Lies!

[frosty drum]

See?
It's me!

Completely the Same

[pine copper]

Oh

[frosty drum]

See?
It's me!

It's me!

It's me!

It's me!

[pine copper]

Oh I see what’s going on, you drew your pfp with a marker this time

Interesting

[spring bison]

red youth is peak

[hollow garden]

REAL

I mean the red youth are the way more reasonable of the groups

they only use violence against the young sords and in defence

The young sords on the other head are basically fascist genocide maniacs

Mfs mass shoot a crowd peacefully protesting

[hollow garden]

The young sords are the ones who started it 🥱

[wild mason]

Do you ever sleep

[hollow garden]

no

My sleep schedule is cooked blumi

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @spring bison hello yall!
It's me!
SkillerzTheGamer!

[spring bison]

@hollow garden opinion on the Arab Republic of Sordland

[marsh lance]

Evil

[spring bison]

shut up

[pine copper]

You are a false king

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-hide-run-away-and-hide-mandela-mandela-catalog-gif-1133608770989428547

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-a-false-king-false-king-fake-king-ishiro-serizawa-gif-21991143

[frosty drum]

True king.

[pine copper]

False

[lucid oriole]

btw

[sullen pawn]

BROOOO

GRRR

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason

@wild mason

[wild mason]

thanks

delete

[sullen pawn]

hurry b4 i get perma banned

im, gonna head 2 ned now

[wild mason]

ok

gn

[pine copper]

You’re the type to say “born to play fortnite forced to go to school”

[pine copper]

🏫

[limpid plover]

Friends!

[pine copper]

NSO! WHAT UP DAWG

[frosty drum]

HELLO NSO!!!!

ITS BEEN SO LONG!!!

[rose forge]

cheese

[hollow bobcat]

Who is this man

[cunning niche]

Hey!

[cunning niche]

Why cant i choose both

[pine copper]

Melted cheese

[rose cape]

nso rizia was dissolved 💔😞

[cunning niche]

This is me btw

[balmy epoch]

nope

that’s @hollow garden

[vital latch]

I still don't believe my eyes

this cannot be the nso

[balmy epoch]

@bleak jolt so there was this guy named Joseph Smith

and he says he found a group of plates in an ancient language

[vital latch]

my great great great great great grandfather

[balmy epoch]

which he somehow translated

and he founded a religion off of them

they moved into the mountains because people kept attacking them

[balmy epoch]

the plates have never been shown btw

so they’re probably not real

[bleak jolt]

Then how many members in this religion currently

[lucid oriole]

Replicas have

[balmy epoch]

17 million

all over the world

[bleak jolt]

👽

I thought it doesn't reach 50k

[balmy epoch]

this is where they live

[brittle gust]

RAMADY

[lucid oriole]

Mormon missions are incredibly dangerous for people who take them btw

[brittle gust]

IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEN YOU

WELCOME TO THE GAME ROOM

[lucid oriole]

They take your passport and birth certificate before dropping you off in a developing/undeveloped nation with little to no money

You can only leave when they decide to let you leave

[bleak jolt]

Hi qwas

[balmy epoch]

imagine being dropped off in Iran

[brittle gust]

What the fuck 👽

[balmy epoch]

immediate execution

[bleak jolt]

Thx!

[brittle gust]

That's insane

[brittle gust]

Hi

[lucid oriole]

They would kill me for being Sufi

Not Mormon

[balmy epoch]

are you Naqshbandi

[cunning niche]

NSO is back

[balmy epoch]

@bleak jolt do you know the Naqshbandi

[lucid oriole]

I literally built a fort line manned by 100k people specifically to grind them down and kill as many Iranians as possible and stole their capital and they STILL can’t get enough of me 😭

[cunning niche]

Why are you playing this god forsaken game

[lucid oriole]

Cus it lets me bully poor people

[bleak jolt]

Reminds me of the macaroni religion which says the macaroni god will fall down from the sky to keep its followers safe from world's end

[balmy epoch]

Al Douri was Naqshbandi

[cunning niche]

Understandable

[bleak jolt]

not really

[cunning niche]

@bleak jolt are you kurdish or iraqi?

[bleak jolt]

I think I have heard of it

[bleak jolt]

Both

[lucid oriole]

What’s the Sufi group in Albania that are getting their own nation

[cunning niche]

Cool

[lucid oriole]

Are U saladin

[balmy epoch]

Bektashi order

[cunning niche]

Bektashi order

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/selahaddin-eyyubi-assalam-aleykum-selamunaleykum-gif-6231973

[lucid oriole]

I think part of the reason is that they don’t want a Christian theocracy to be the smallest nation on earth

[bleak jolt]

Absolutely yes, with God's permission I will free Jerusalem✊

[lucid oriole]

So they made it be a muslim one instead

[cunning niche]

When will the USA became a theocracy

[lucid oriole]

I don’t think either Israel or Palestine should control Jerusalem

[balmy epoch]

this is what I feel like when an Arab saying as salamu alaykum to me

[lucid oriole]

It should realistically be a UN mandate

Sadly the UN is USELESS

[balmy epoch]

Christians and Muslims should work together to administer the holy land

we’ll give the entire state of New York to the Jews

[cunning niche]

Why did the jews even claim jerusalem

[lucid oriole]

They already have New York

[lucid oriole]

You should know?

[bleak jolt]

Should be for both currently

[balmy epoch]

it will be independent

[lucid oriole]

Haven’t U read the Tanakh

[bleak jolt]

Till they agree on a deal both sides accept it

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ארץ-ארץנהדרת-eretz-קשת-קשת12-gif-12180780

why is this on gifs

https://tenor.com/view/western-sahara-rasd-maroc-sahara-occidental-algeria-gif-19550374

[brittle gust]

Guh

[bleak jolt]

Network issues is leading me to madness

[lucid oriole]

is this a peak economy

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/khalsa-flag-sikh-homeland-khalistan-gif-17543198

[cunning niche]

Mid imo

[bleak jolt]

Why aren't you iraq

[lucid oriole]

the reason why i haven’t been investing in the fifth is because it’s Tehran

[bleak jolt]

Shame

[brittle gust]

Fake country I've never seen anyone who wants khalistan

[lucid oriole]

I was originally planning on having a game with very little expansion

But like

The stars aligned

[balmy epoch]

make it in Pakistan

[brittle gust]

Neither there too

[lucid oriole]

I think I’m going to work on a modern scenario that’s more representative of the modern world

It’d have like

[brittle gust]

Everyone deserves a punjab

(fun fact Punjab means five rivers)

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/singh-is-king-sikh-is-king-sardar-is-king-punjabi-style-style-punjabi-gif-15421925

[lucid oriole]

I think Armenia should be a Russian puppet purely for gameplay reasons 🤫

[balmy epoch]

the Sikh hat is so goofy

Keffiyeh better

[brittle gust]

(reference to the fact that there's five rivers flowing in Punjab 🤯)

[bleak jolt]

Fr

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-funny-camel-shemagh-keffiyeh-gif-14594493449695521621

[brittle gust]

What the fuck is that bre

Ber

Bee*

[balmy epoch]

a camel

[bleak jolt]

I'm sure honey bee won't be grateful to this

[bleak jolt]

Haram

[brittle gust]

Ikr!!!

We must

Throw bee in prison

Cut his hands off for sending that haram gif

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mbs-mohammed-bin-salman-gif-26496035

[brittle gust]

Make him eat some halal W shawarma

And let him go

[balmy epoch]

beef shawarma

[brittle gust]

What is chat's opinion on shawarma on a scale of 1-20

[balmy epoch]

in front of monke

[bleak jolt]

Approved

[balmy epoch]

20

[brittle gust]

Evil

[brittle gust]

20 on my part

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/محمدبنسلمان-mbs-mohammad-bin-salman-wave-gif-15109876

[bleak jolt]

20

[cunning niche]

Two Hundred outa Twenty

[brittle gust]

Me and my boys love shawarma

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mbs-mohammed-bin-salman-gif-26496037

MBS has aura

[brittle gust]

I should eat shawarma today

It's only eighty

[balmy epoch]

sadly he bombs kids in Yemen

[brittle gust]

Real

[lucid oriole]

this guy caused iraq’s invasion of kuwait btw

[bleak jolt]

Reminds me of how he made Biden a joke on Twitter

[balmy epoch]

he was barely alive in the 90s

[bleak jolt]

Stupid president

[lucid oriole]

he was the djinn whispering in Saddam’s ear

[bleak jolt]

Honey bee should form a revolution to get America back to its original

[balmy epoch]

He should have gone to Riyadh

[brittle gust]

So true

[balmy epoch]

Then to Mecca

[bleak jolt]

Strong america

[brittle gust]

Russian revolution but America 🦅🦅🦅

[cunning niche]

If saddam didnt attack kuwait iraq would be a utopia

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-shocked-sotu-sotu2024-gif-18294038840944980611

@bleak jolt https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1843965910014702029?s=61

Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) on X

🚨🇾🇪🇮🇱 BREAKING: Yemeni’s demand Arab leaders give them a path to go FIGHT ISRAEL.

Twitter · Oct 9, 2024, 10:45 AM

[brittle gust]

People's crusade? Nono? 2024 has the people's Jihad!

I'll see myself out for the bad joke

[bleak jolt]

Honey bee is an American spy but he tries to convince us he's a Russian to finish his missions without discovering his truth

He told me in dm

Fr

No cap

[brittle gust]

Alright I'll trust you

[bleak jolt]

100%

[balmy epoch]

fake I’m a Russian spy in America

fr

[brittle gust]

Why should you lie!!!

[bleak jolt]

honeybee's execution when?

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mohammed-bin-salman-mbs-gif-26124010

we need to save Sudan

[lucid oriole]

as it should be 🦅

Baghdad initially had a better economy than Belgrade idk why they fell off

Also there are several other cities capable of hosting 300k+ economies I just didn’t wanna click that much just to flex on Tehran

[cunning niche]

Egypt needs to do what i did in HB-MW

[balmy epoch]

get rid of sisi and bring back Nasserism

[cunning niche]

Nope

Invade sudan under a peace keeping mission

Kill the rsf

[lucid oriole]

every slight orange tint has the potential to be as great as ankara

[cunning niche]

And other rebel groups

Annex sudan

And do the same with libya

[lucid oriole]

@balmy epoch do u wanna take a guess at what this is

[balmy epoch]

that’s India

[brittle gust]

Kashmir

[brittle gust]

💯

[lucid oriole]

WRONG

[balmy epoch]

should be Indian

[west path]

@hollow garden im gonna come clean; i actually wanted to build a secret cheese bank and cheese factory in free decafia hence why i was manipulating you 😔

can i build it btw

[balmy epoch]

they should add Yemen to fish mw

it’s getting

boring

[west path]

real

[balmy epoch]

like genuinely

[west path]

play in quatai

[balmy epoch]

take a big country

[west path]

its a wasteland

[balmy epoch]

spin the wheel

get a random big country

and collapse it like Syria

the player can cry or pull an Assad

[west path]

real

[balmy epoch]

I’d suggest Allania or Amazria but

any would work

[lucid oriole]

Or just have it so Fish can’t play and make it stale because he doesn’t want to lose 🤫

[balmy epoch]

except eseron it’s too small

[west path]

the only reason i play Fish MW is because its the only mw with actual economics (its more nation rp than anything really)

[lucid oriole]

There’s only actual economics when it doesn’t hurt Fish btw

[balmy epoch]

mega mw would have had economics btw

cuz I’m studying economics

[west path]

had? its still coming in 2045

[lucid oriole]

arabia = Reorganized

[west path]

honey bee why do you lie about mega mw being cancelled

[balmy epoch]

it’s never coming that’s why it’s have had

[elder arch]

It’s all a lie he’s hyping you up about nothing

[balmy epoch]

you’ll be dead

[west path]

true though

[elder arch]

It’s never releasing it is a JOKE

[balmy epoch]

I’m working hard on it

[west path]

Save us honey bee

save game room

[elder arch]

But you don’t show any evidence of you working on it or else it will contradict your lie

😱

[balmy epoch]

yeah I ain’t sending a map

[west path]

play as extremists in tal and turn it into the middle east

[lucid oriole]

the population map mode 😭

[balmy epoch]

I made that clear

a map won’t be shown

[west path]

@balmy epoch will mega mw have realistic time passing

[balmy epoch]

i have a better idea but I don’t have anyone to fund it

yet

[balmy epoch]

yes

[west path]

Inshallah i am willing

[balmy epoch]

I’ll decide if I want to tell you my plans

[west path]

Kleznam got heated yesterday over me assumedly taking over a part of Quatai so idk how thats gonna go

[elder arch]

What map war

[balmy epoch]

Amazria should collapse btw

[west path]

fish mw

[balmy epoch]

same with allania

[lucid oriole]

spain and france just.. submitted to me..?

[elder arch]

Oh yeah im in that map war

[west path]

he literally remade chile but with no pinochet

[elder arch]

Its pretty good

[west path]

amazria should be a failed state

[lucid oriole]

Ok buddy

[balmy epoch]

truth

[lucid oriole]

You created a puppeteer organization designed to destroy me

Shut up about what should and shouldn’t be a failed state

[balmy epoch]

bro expands like it’s 1800s America

[west path]

his ass did not find the oregon trail

[west path]

its actually an organization thats meant to make Tal honey bee owned

we're already revising our structure

[balmy epoch]

I get what you’re saying about economics in fish mw but he just sucks at realistic expansion

[west path]

why does founding a successful organization that has helped with the economic situation of many countries in Tal make me ineligible for talking about what constitutes a failed state?

this is alien

[west path]

this is true though

my ass cant expand more than 5 pixels whilst amazting takes over half of halati in 3 actions

[balmy epoch]

also very few player collapses

[west path]

Only in Fish Mw ™️

[balmy epoch]

wars are boring

[west path]

if we had player collapses the MW would turn into the middle east and most players would be salty

because their whole gameplan relies on one of the superpowers

[balmy epoch]

like I was talking about manneva’s wars were mid but compared to the fish mw ones

they’re fine

[west path]

what even happened in manneva wars

[balmy epoch]

idk

[elder arch]

I won

I was the best at wars

[balmy epoch]

arrows and shit

the altian wars were kinda nice tho

[west path]

it was pretty fun that when one time when i was fighting a war against kleznam in fish mw and went to play rgd i just come back to fish spamming this

i lost my fucking mind and was laughing a crazy amount

[balmy epoch]

wars feel more like fish saying his made up planes are bombing and shit

[balmy epoch]

this shit has been going on for so long everyone is attached to their nation

(going on for so long with very little change)

the continuity is insane

[lucid oriole]

20 million turkish nationalists

all of them live in Berlin

[west path]

ehh

kind of

air warfare is stupid op though yeah

[west path]

im being starved

[lucid oriole]

Ankara finally beat the random Egyptian province

[west path]

fish mw is turning me conservative

[west path]

the months of disconnect between sessions is also stupid as hell

klez mw is goated btw u should try it

it is a very unique spin on MWs and does a MW really well

i would call it... a better bowistan 😱

[balmy epoch]

he only hosts when I’m at school

[balmy epoch]

trzy

[cunning niche]

East vs west war bring any memories

Bro threw and made peace over 2 km’s

[cunning niche]

Dw mr fish told me that amazting and his kind will get debuffed

[west path]

die

[cunning niche]

Dominik tarcynsky

@west path my fav modern politician

[hollow bobcat]

The mapwar is literally over vro just forget it 😭

[west path]

oh hes that guy

the one against illegal immigration

sorry but PiS politicians are not goated

[balmy epoch]

it’s so goofy

trzy

[cunning niche]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

Polish is ong dollar store Russian

[west path]

die

thats like saying Russia isnt east belarus

[balmy epoch]

nope

it’s Indy

isn’t

Belarus is just an oblast

[west path]

fuck you got me

Russia is a Chechnyan colony

@balmy epoch What are your opinions on Georgias contributions to European society

[balmy epoch]

do you think I could beat decafa to super pumpkin

if I just

no-lifed

the question is should I

[west path]

my brother in christ decafa is a fucking corpse

when was the last time he chatted for more than 3 minutes

[balmy epoch]

there are no

[balmy epoch]

bro

he’s been chatting for the whole day

the last 3 days

trying to get it before me

[west path]

@balmy epoch is this even a competition look at the breaks between chatting

[balmy epoch]

that was just cuz it’s night

[west path]

his ass does not chat for longer than 3 minutes

[balmy epoch]

during the day he’s in chat all day

[west path]

then start no lifing

[balmy epoch]

he got 15k xp in like

3 days

[west path]

his ass is not beating you to super pumpkin

[balmy epoch]

I do too btw

[west path]

i js realized ive been leveling up every 2 weeks ish

the no lifing is getting to me

[balmy epoch]

based room

[west path]

based room

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

my ass does not chat in royal tavern

i consider that a wasteland constructed by gandolf

[prime compass]

I spam there

[west path]

@balmy epoch when are we executing him btw

[balmy epoch]

nah we gotta execute pope

[west path]

true that

[hollow bobcat]

What happened to the Mekong population

[cunning niche]

@waxen remnant hi

[balmy epoch]

@waxen remnant hi

[cunning niche]

Yes

I like my cheese drippy bruh

[balmy epoch]

yes

[brittle gust]

Bee

Don't die

:<

Whatever happens in a ksi rally

Don't die

Whether it be boxing or bad songs

[west path]

qwas

we need to demand that kleznam hosts another session today

[brittle gust]

Mm idk

[west path]

we must get more klez mw

[brittle gust]

I gotta sleep early today

I have school tomorrow

[west path]

counterpoint: klez mw session

you know you want it

[brittle gust]

Unfortunately I've been sleepy at 10 or 10.30 recently

[brittle gust]

If I wake up at 5am every day I can study for exams

[steep merlin]

Above time (05:00 IST) in your local time · Oct 10, 2024, 11:30 PM

[brittle gust]

I have exams again on Tuesday

[west path]

but the klez mw session

its more important

[brittle gust]

I can always kill aquatania and gandals

[lucid oriole]

@balmy epoch do you think this is fair

[brittle gust]

I got a 70% last time in Tamil, gotta get it to atleast 75% this time

[balmy epoch]

take all of it

[lucid oriole]

I mean as a set up for the war

☝️

[balmy epoch]

noodle language

[lucid oriole]

Like the start of the war

2024

[balmy epoch]

yes

[brittle gust]

That's actually

A good comparison

[lucid oriole]

both sides drowning in debt

[brittle gust]

The letters do look noodly

[lucid oriole]

sadly ukraine can’t get a debt bailout from the EU

[brittle gust]

ஐ this does indeed look noodly

[lucid oriole]

ok nvm it is heavily biased to the ukraine

I think I have it well balanced now

[balmy epoch]

rip Ukraine

my heart is with them

[west path]

we suffer

[balmy epoch]

@west path rate my sword

[west path]

This is the man who will save Oman

is this on wb mc server

[balmy epoch]

yes

[west path]

when can i join

(i wont)

mushroom shawarma

[quick idol]

honey bee betrays putin

[brittle gust]

😔

He must be sent to the gulag ong

[west path]

we ball

found another village

[lucid oriole]

not even the craziest thing to happen btw

[brittle gust]

What the

[west path]

these are all uh

Quite mid

i am taking the advertisements though theyre free exp and i get to find legendary npcs that i can proselytize or kill

sphynx salt is free precog though....

nawh not worth it

banan has joined the party

found him next to a baetyl

[hollow garden]

What creature is this

[west path]

Gyre Wight of Agolgot

[hollow garden]

It's friendly 🐱

[hollow garden]

tf is this

[west path]

yeah cause i proselytized him

[hollow garden]

Mashallah

[hollow garden]

WHAT

Benedict would not like this at all

[quick idol]

I wouldnt eithet this is border gore

[west path]

my clone died

[quick idol]

Rip...

[hollow garden]

I don't get it but interesting

[hollow garden]

Don't lie ercan

You are glad the shia won

[quick idol]

I cant look at the borders

[west path]

level 12

i can do golgotha now

[brittle gust]

Pfp change

Guh

[west path]

this was such bs

hehhehaw

i ball

[hollow garden]

I love salty acid covered warden uushum narem

He is my best friend

[hollow garden]

yessing

Just like YOU nolt

[brittle gust]

I was about to change my pfp

guh

[west path]

i ball

@hollow garden KLEZ MW TODAY!!! I PRAY

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden don't hosta

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden don't hosta

[hollow garden]

@hollow garden don't hosta

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden don’t hosta

[west path]

@hollow garden hosta

[sullen pawn]

Broke chain

can you guys play my fantasy mw

#697883959131897856 message

[elder arch]

Can i play as the USA

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[elder arch]

,roll Infinity

[haughty inlet]

hgame

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[west path]

we need klez mw urgently

@brittle gust why do you not want klez mw

He can host earlier since its weekend for him

[prime compass]

Qevie

I waited months for klez mw

[brittle gust]

Oh yeah i forgot that

[prime compass]

Yet you cant wait 1 day

[brittle gust]

but no

[west path]

the addiction has cut deep

[brittle gust]

He just hosted

[west path]

i need klez mw rn

[prime compass]

Same

[elder arch]

Why do map war hosters host every 10 billion years

[prime compass]

Ehem

[brittle gust]

Literally 12 hours ago the previous session ended

[prime compass]

Ejekem

[elder arch]

Like they host so infrequently its crazy

[west path]

@hollow garden HOST

[west path]

this is why klez should host rn

[prime compass]

I need to kill the caelumists