🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

KLEZZ!!!

[west path]

how would it be well known if i never used it

[brittle gust]

DO IT!!!

[prime compass]

Qevie skill issue

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

What do you think

As a third party spectator

[prime compass]

Qevie is just whininh

Im giving bro a chance to explore the new World

[west path]

no im stating the facts of the matter

[brittle gust]

Ah yes.
It's like saying "how would they know of my 181727828182 dollars car even go i never used it"

[prime compass]

I will give bro amnesty

[brittle gust]

Like

People would still know?

Y'know

[west path]

i never bought myself any fucking ship blawg

[brittle gust]

You'll have had to build it...

[west path]

???

[prime compass]

@west path I will give you amnesty if you sail to the New world under my rule

[west path]

i just took one and booked it

[prime compass]

If not well enjoy sitting next to the governor

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Noran is crowned as the third emperor of Notlia

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[wild mason]

Why are we still talking to him

[prime compass]

Any new world news klez!!

[brittle gust]

Fourth*

[wild mason]

This guy is a bowling ball

[brittle gust]

Wait no yeah

[wild mason]

🤢

[brittle gust]

3rd

My bad

[spring bison]

this empire is collapsing in 100 years

[prime compass]

No it isnt

Yours will

[spring bison]

yapp

[west path]

so who r u voting in favor of

[prime compass]

Shush

[brittle gust]

I couldn't care enough

I wasn't even paying attention to this one

[marsh lance]

Your message has 7 words,
Belemin has 5 COMBINED

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[brittle gust]

Expand!!!! @hollow garden

[spring bison]

what

[prime compass]

What

[hollow garden]

@spring bison the counter offensive is quite successful

[spring bison]

what???

[west path]

you were asked 2 vote by klez

[prime compass]

Klez please bring me new world news

[marsh lance]

He is NOT yapping

[spring bison]

you said red was the coup

[west path]

you are the arbitration in this argument

[hollow garden]

Only Yorania and Goraburg remain as the cities between completing the envelopment

[hollow garden]

Yes but it's leadership died

[prime compass]

Just be quiet

Just leave the mw

[hollow garden]

And the officer and admirals chose you as the leader of the coup

[spring bison]

im the yellow not blue

[hollow garden]

So now all the coup officers are united

united*

[brittle gust]

Alright then
Present me your full argument, us the KISS presentation style to present it(keep it short and sweet)

[hollow garden]

I know

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what would happen if I disband the old order

[hollow garden]

Nothing more

You have to explore it

[hollow garden]

The order is quite powerful belemin

[prime compass]

Make contact with the Red and green tribes

[hollow garden]

I'm sure you remember how strong they were as the society

[prime compass]

Yes.

[west path]

• I sailed away in clergy clothing
• DID NOT wear anything that made it apparent it was me
• Concealed myself, laid low
• DID NOT wear anything glamorous nor rent out a luxurious boat (not that i had one)

[prime compass]

JUST BE QUIET

Just

Just shut up

[alpine raft]

@west path

[prime compass]

Why are we still arguing

[alpine raft]

Im playing ck3

[west path]

i had to hammer in that i was like looking like a regular ass dude

[alpine raft]

Is inbreeding bad?

[hollow garden]

The imperial guards were looking for YOU though

[brittle gust]

Alright you win ig

[alpine raft]

How bad

[west path]

the addiction starts here

[alpine raft]

How bad is inbreeding

[brittle gust]

Say your side of the argument

[west path]

they were looking for me but they cant find me if they dont know where to look 🤫

[alpine raft]

My son and my grandaughter

[hollow garden]

Fine it's not worth arguing about

[alpine raft]

The grandaughter is older btw

[west path]

big negative trait

[prime compass]

Offer the merchant amnesty only if he explores to the west under my rule

If not

Well

[west path]

its a chance

[brittle gust]

I freaked off for a second and thought you now has a crush on a cousin or something 💀

[alpine raft]

I made a supersoldier btw

[west path]

not guaranteed

[alpine raft]

Hes 99

[prime compass]

Have fun with the governor

[alpine raft]

My played character

Is 99

[west path]

average

@hollow garden am i a free man 😱

[brittle gust]

Real

[prime compass]

But what would unfold?

[brittle gust]

Do it, it'll be dunny

[prime compass]

No.

[brittle gust]

Lmao

[spring bison]

is this the old guard

[west path]

you are not the host

[hollow garden]

Qevie was trying to escape as a priest on his pirate boat but the imperial guards found him so he jumped over and he swam westwards to commonwealth territory

[west path]

nor kleznam

[hollow garden]

Real

[alpine raft]

@west path im playing byzantine and i retook south of italy , beat the shit out of the pope a few times

[west path]

what pirate boat

i had built no boat

no action about that at all

[hollow garden]

Private*

[prime compass]

Qevie I will literally give you amnesty if you explore the West under my rule

[west path]

retake egypt

[prime compass]

Just

[hollow garden]

not pirate

[prime compass]

JUST TAKE THE DEAL

[hollow garden]

Illiteracy

[brittle gust]

He says he didn't even use a boat.

[west path]

I HAD NO PRIVATE BOAT??

[prime compass]

@west path

[west path]

I NEVER MADE ONE

👽

[prime compass]

Omfg

[west path]

i told him to 'hit the road'

[alpine raft]

They are really strong tho

[prime compass]

I should execute you

[alpine raft]

Only 10k weaker

[west path]

which means i would have traveled by LAND

[brittle gust]

Belemin just let him go

[alpine raft]

16k to 28k

[brittle gust]

It's not worth it

[hollow garden]

@west path ohhh

You meant caravans

I didn't see that message

[west path]

yes 😭

[hollow garden]

I thought you meant going by ships

[brittle gust]

Is it the new DLC

[prime compass]

@hollow garden give qevie a ship and tell him to leave.

[alpine raft]

No

[prime compass]

Never come back again

[west path]

that is like sending myself out into a pond full of Piranhas

[hollow garden]

Can we just continue

[alpine raft]

@west path im allied with the hre and hungary

[hollow garden]

Belemin is going to let you go anyway

[alpine raft]

I have almost 9k renown

[west path]

reclaim former byzantine land

[hollow garden]

So this doesn't mean anything

[west path]

nuh

[brittle gust]

Ah alright
You should get egypt like qevie said, kingdom of Syria too

[west path]

because im still stripped of my gold and belongings

[prime compass]

Yes. So what would happen if I Disband the old order

[west path]

which is a major setback

that ion wanna deal w/

[prime compass]

I will give you 30% of it

Or shush

[west path]

thats barely anything blawg 😭

[alpine raft]

I can only do holy war for duchy

[spring bison]

@hollow garden finish the incirclement and crush it

[west path]

then carve the former lands back until you have all of them

[prime compass]

Wanna be next to the governor

[brittle gust]

@alpine raft i have a question
Does base game ck3 have the administrative governments thing or landless nobles

[west path]

dont need to be if i wasnt even captured in the first place 🤫

[alpine raft]

No i dont believe so

[west path]

those are dlc features im sorry qwas

[brittle gust]

Get the duchy of the delta

[spring bison]

no

[prime compass]

Have 50% of your belongings

[brittle gust]

Alr good to know

RtP is a must buy if I ever get ck3

[west path]

stop trying to bribe me with terrible deals

[alpine raft]

Im way too far away for it

[vital latch]

cooked

[prime compass]

I could execute you 😭

[west path]

once again not if im a free man

🤫

[alpine raft]

Btw

[hollow garden]

@west path after a couple of months you exit belemia without being captured and arrive at the duchy of Aewan

[prime compass]

Just

[alpine raft]

Sicily is my vassal

[spring bison]

@hollow garden update

[alpine raft]

And the hre

[west path]

WE'RE SO BACK

GRAHH

[brittle gust]

Alexandria? Maybe you could get Armenia?

[alpine raft]

Has fought the pope

@west path dude i got the hre to fight the pope

[hollow garden]

You leave behind all of your wealth however

[prime compass]

YEAAAA

[west path]

meh

we're BACK

[brittle gust]

Average

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Alexia asks you to let gered come back

[west path]

@hollow garden whar does Aewan have

[hollow garden]

she tells you that he did a favour to her

That can never be repaid

[alpine raft]

Why is italy a country

[prime compass]

Fine

[hollow garden]

okay this argument was evil

[prime compass]

@west path you can come back, and have your money

[hollow garden]

I think it's time to end session

[prime compass]

HWAAAA

[west path]

😱 ok

[west path]

NOOO

[prime compass]

Qevie all your fault

[west path]

please no klez...

my addiction must be sated...

[prime compass]

ALL YOUR FAULT

[west path]

@hollow garden

do

[prime compass]

@hollow garden ask Alexia what favour?

[west path]

No belemin this is an inoptimal strat

[hollow garden]

No I was planning to end soon anyway

[west path]

what you need to do instead

[west path]

is

[prime compass]

😔

[west path]

peer pressure klez to host

longer

!!

[alpine raft]

Im gonna fight some north africans

[prime compass]

@hollow garden map

[west path]

@hollow garden Continue the session

[hollow garden]

Final map

Mostly good session

[west path]

NOO

am i going back to Beleminia btw

[prime compass]

Can I have new world map

[west path]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

This is between you and belemin

[prime compass]

As long as you dont do nothing stupid

[hollow garden]

Alexia is vouching for you

[west path]

belemin let me back in

[prime compass]

Who is Alexia btw

[spring bison]

bruh

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

Wanna explore the West!?

[west path]

H-hell naw!

[hollow garden]

unreal

[west path]

I want to improve the livelihoods of the folks in Valport

I live laugh love Valport

[spring bison]

do my actions btw

I demand

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

i will make it the grandest city in the commonwealth

[alpine raft]

Im gonna take tunisia

[hollow garden]

I'm tired 😔✊

[prime compass]

@hollow garden who reigns over Valport

[alpine raft]

I got 10k more than them

But im not sure

[spring bison]

klez you ignored them

[west path]

you deposed the valport governor blawg

that was the guy who i reported to you

[prime compass]

Oh right

I wasnt informed enough shhh

[west path]

@prime compass can i become count of Valport if i grow the city to be large enough

[prime compass]

@west path the people would love you as governor bro

[west path]

as in

[prime compass]

Hmmm

[west path]

a permanent noble title

[alpine raft]

I CAPTURED THEIR KING

L BOZO

[prime compass]

You are not of Commonwealth heritage

[west path]

but i am the voice of Valport

and that should be legitimate enough

[prime compass]

I will build a park in your honor

[spring bison]

@hollow garden bro

[prime compass]

And a statue

[west path]

no

[prime compass]

And a city

[west path]

i want to become the lord of Valport

[prime compass]

Bro

[west path]

to allow my ancestors to reign in favor of the people

and allow their city to thrive

[prime compass]

My nobles will hate it

[midnight ocean]

@west path bowling ball

[prime compass]

Well

[west path]

im falling off over time

[spring bison]

@hollow garden rigged

[west path]

i literally imposed a condition for gaining nobility for this reason

[hollow garden]

The encirclement is successful

The guilds want to negotiate

[west path]

if i make the city rich enough then theyre gonna have to accept me as nobility

[quick idol]

Tell him you'll name a duck after him

[prime compass]

@hollow garden if qevie becomes a noble, what would be the reaction?

[spring bison]

I get the entire country

[west path]

since i would be the cause of the wealth in the region

[prime compass]

The royal duck yes

[midnight ocean]

Round irl too

[west path]

😔

[quick idol]

@west path would you acccept

[west path]

should i no life qud btw i have an extended weekend

[hollow garden]

Outrage by the order and the eastern nobles

[west path]

i want to be noble

[prime compass]

As expected

[spring bison]

either sign the treaty now or we are marching all the way to the capital and signing it there

[prime compass]

YOU CANT

[quick idol]

How about a noble duck named after you

[prime compass]

I will get assasinated

[hollow garden]

They are fine with this but they want guild influence to remain

[west path]

critter i am dealing with the legitimacy issues

[spring bison]

I guess we are marching all the way to the capital

[west path]

i can iron out my claim to nobility to allow the transition to the title to be as smooth as possible

[hollow garden]

What about hereditary governship

[west path]

that is... the same thing but less fancy

not worth ‼️

[prime compass]

Just do it

Omfg

[hollow garden]

It wouldn't anger the order and the nobles though

[prime compass]

I should execute your ass

[west path]

im gonna be a hereditary governor until i can prove my claim to nobility

deal?

[hollow garden]

They tell you to calm down

[prime compass]

And Valport would be safe

[hollow garden]

And they are willing to concede

[prime compass]

Deal

[fallen cipher]

Who pinged

[alpine raft]

Hold

[west path]

i literally made valport better guh 😭

[alpine raft]

I gotta murder a 70yo woman

[west path]

@hollow garden we're up

[fallen cipher]

GUYS WHO TF PINGED ME

[spring bison]

I get all the country or we are marching all the way to the capital and making you give me all the country

[west path]

House Satoy might find promise in the commonwealth

[hollow garden]

Me

[brittle gust]

I thought mw finished

[hollow garden]

🙏

[alpine raft]

SHE DIED OF OLD AGE

[west path]

oh yeah belemin you should also realize that i am still a noble just not in the commonwealth 😭

[hollow garden]

I'm finishing LeBron's actions

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
I, in the name of the great Commonwealth, hereby appoint @west path as hereditary governor of Valport.

[prime compass]

In cosmicia

Ik

[brittle gust]

Ah alright

[hollow garden]

They refuse to go down without a fight

[west path]

i will need to plead my case after i do sufficient enough development for the region

[alpine raft]

@west path from tunisia to ankar the byzantine empire reins

[west path]

but for now i must improve the peoples livelihoods and make the area better

[prime compass]

Alr

[west path]

real

[prime compass]

What benefits the people benefits all of us

[spring bison]

since they refused we are killing them and their families also

so sad

[alpine raft]

Im gonna go do a more north african campaign

[hollow garden]

Lmao

[prime compass]

If you want me to fund it, just say

[west path]

i also fucking hate commonwealth politics literally everyone in your nation is conservative 😭

[alpine raft]

Once i got 10k moneys

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

[west path]

im making shittons of money

[hollow garden]

What do you do next?

[spring bison]

blockade their remaining land so they dont escape

[prime compass]

[hollow garden]

There are the caeulmists

[prime compass]

Alr

[hollow garden]

They are very progressive

[alpine raft]

WHY

[spring bison]

annex the revolt and use it to divide and conquer the encirclement

[hollow garden]

Except on race and ethnicity

[fallen cipher]

what are you talking about

[brittle gust]

Send pic

[alpine raft]

im on console

[fallen cipher]

I wanna talk about fish politics

[brittle gust]

Use your phone to take a pic

[hollow garden]

The revolt agrees to help you in overthrowing the guilds

[alpine raft]

The quality is horrid

[west path]

as in being racist?

[prime compass]

Y- no

[west path]

oh youre gonna suffer so bad

rip

[alpine raft]

Why

Why

[prime compass]

They believe that Sigmaian people stand atop the rest

[hollow garden]

@spring bison the fighting is brutal

[west path]

@alpine raft btw the dlcs u should get are tours and tournaments & roads to power btw (royal court as your third pick and then up to you for the rest)

[alpine raft]

Guys im 50 years from mongol invasion

[spring bison]

after finishing the encirclement march all the way to the capital and siege it and send the Goldern Guard to cause an revolt from inside the city to open the gates and allow us in

[brittle gust]

Invade Georgia and Croatia, they are your dejure lands and you will have dejure expansion cbs on them right?

[west path]

yeah thats literally just xenophobia

[fallen cipher]

@hollow garden do you think Smalltooth Sawfish deserve rights

[west path]

I will destroy them

[hollow garden]

60% of the guild army is killed

And they are willing to surrender

Despite the guilds' order

[prime compass]

Each human born or taken in by the Commonwealth has the same rights as the rest of the people.

[hollow garden]

yes they are xenophobes

Blame belemin

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

What I do?!?!

[spring bison]

accept their surrender then send the Golden Guard to gather all the guild members and then their families to be publically executedf

[hollow garden]

All fishes are born equal

[alpine raft]

Croatia very small and georgia my de jure are inconnected

[hollow garden]

The philosophy you get depends on your actions throughout the mw

[alpine raft]

To my lands

[west path]

@prime compass wait if i become a popular noble then the caelumists are gonna be heavily undermined

[prime compass]

Oh the wars hm

[hollow garden]

You are Byzantium?

[prime compass]

I see

[west path]

since they will see that their ways are incorrect

[alpine raft]

Yurr

@west path why will i suffer?

[hollow garden]

There is a last guild army protecting the capital

[west path]

because a Cosmician governed a province to such exorbitant amounts of wealth that had not been seen anywhere else

[hollow garden]

You have to defeat it first

before purging the guilds

[west path]

this would fuck them over so bad and be a W for me too

[prime compass]

That people of other descent do posess great thinking

[brittle gust]

How many revolts are you getting per second

[prime compass]

The House of Satoy fr

[alpine raft]

None

[hollow garden]

This will help the order

[alpine raft]

Some factions

But yk

[brittle gust]

UNREAL

[alpine raft]

If you just give in

[hollow garden]

Their position will become even more entrenched

[alpine raft]

Lemme show my character

[west path]

whar

how

[vital latch]

whar does this mean #🛠server-suggestions message

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

what order btw

[spring bison]

siege the capital and use the Golden Guard to cause an revolt inside it to open the gates and allow us in

[hollow garden]

The caeulmists are the order's main ideological rival

[alpine raft]

He is 102 years old btw

[west path]

@prime compass is the order... problematic?

[hollow garden]

Insane

[alpine raft]

Also

[spring bison]

this is literally cheated in

[prime compass]

Hm well they tend to stick to olf traditions

[west path]

wtf did blawg do

[alpine raft]

I got an achievement mid run idk how

[alpine raft]

I was testing the game yk

[west path]

ok thats not gonna be problematic then

lol!

[alpine raft]

Yee

[spring bison]

weakling

ew

dont talk to me

[prime compass]

The caelumists however

They tried to kill me

[alpine raft]

I legit started today

[spring bison]

ok and???

[west path]

they will be vaporized

@hollow garden when next session

[spring bison]

the first thing you do is cheat??

[alpine raft]

No

[prime compass]

Lets goAa

[alpine raft]

I tried playing legit

[prime compass]

AHATAAA

[west path]

im becoming immortal next session btw

[alpine raft]

But then i couldnt do anything

[spring bison]

so you gave up learning the game

[west path]

i just got access to arcane arts far beyond mortal comprehension

[prime compass]

How

[hollow garden]

This is successful, the capital falls to your forces who are welcomed as heros by the capital's people

[spring bison]

and started cheating

[west path]

im so up

[prime compass]

Hand them over pal

[hollow garden]

The civil war ends with this last siege

[alpine raft]

I am learning the game in my way

[west path]

@hollow garden REAL fact check

[spring bison]

do the guild member and family execution and simply annex the remaining lands

[hollow garden]

I mean you will never get good if you just cheat

[spring bison]

your way dosent teach you anything about the game

[west path]

i will die if i do

[spring bison]

cheating dosent teach you anything about the game

[prime compass]

Ok
Dont use them for evil

Or else

[hollow garden]

but you can play however you want

[west path]

nek

start in ireland

[alpine raft]

Im just tryna test out the game gang

[prime compass]

@west path plans for Valport?

[hollow garden]

Can confirm

[alpine raft]

I did that

[west path]

make it make more money, earn more money myself and improve the standard of living

[alpine raft]

Now im doing this

[prime compass]

And how?

[vital latch]

idk man games are about fun as long as hes enjoying it no reason to care

[prime compass]

You cant just say

[vital latch]

🤯

[prime compass]

"Make money"

[west path]

i intend to build a university, a few churches filled with mortuaries to provide care and graveyards to give rest to the dead

[west path]

how else but make it a more viable trade destination, opening up more commercial buildings

[prime compass]

Alr

[west path]

directing resource flow inwards to bolster local indsutry

industry*

[hollow garden]

Are you sure about the purge

[prime compass]

Yes education

[hollow garden]

The guilds have been a central factor in the nsoian economic and political landscape

Since it's founding by nso

[spring bison]

cheating in ck3 is extremely boring if you played the game before

[hollow garden]

Yeah

[silent smelt]

https://youtu.be/pJ-Zm7lKy90?si=FGIi8M-tiUZTXFmT

@solar terrace @full jungle @hardy edge

[west path]

WHAT

you dont consider turning the entire world judaist fun

and then just playing in that wasteland

[vital latch]

that doesnt matter though, it matters if the player enjoys it not if someone else in their situation would

[alpine raft]

So i just checked the factions thingy

Why are there so many rebellions

[west path]

check vassal opinions

[prime compass]

Qevie how do I Deal with the caelumists

[west path]

or recent conquests

[spring bison]

because.... you have bad relations with your vassals

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

havent i already given you advice on this

quietly weaken them

[prime compass]

Yes

But give example

[west path]

you have the order as their ideological rival so you can get them to help you

[alpine raft]

My vassals love me

[west path]

use them as a buffer and cover for your operations

[alpine raft]

The problem is their peasents

[west path]

lets you avoid any antagonization

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

convert places to your culture and faith

[prime compass]

So for example I could uh

[west path]

and use your councilors to improve i think order

was it

[alpine raft]

How i do that?

[prime compass]

Have people critize their ideas?

@west path

[west path]

thats a public stunt but no

[alpine raft]

Aight

[west path]

im thinking more in the realms of subterfuge

[alpine raft]

I foind it

[west path]

'dispose' of their relevant members and gradually stop their teachings from spreading

[prime compass]

Hm spread rumors?

[west path]

send them out into the new world to die

[prime compass]

And how do I dispose of them

[west path]

and

get rid of the root of the problem

[prime compass]

I alr have people there

[west path]

Caelum himself

[prime compass]

He is dead

[west path]

quiet assassinations

[prime compass]

Oh

[west path]

you could probably fund the order in this endeavor

[prime compass]

Qevie you are now Minister of Defence

[west path]

they will hire the vagabonds whilst you fund the initative

[west path]

😱

[prime compass]

Hm

[spring bison]

,roll Kingdom of Palatine, Kingdom of Eurasia

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: Kingdom of Eurasia

[prime compass]

So Ill fund the order to assasinate them?

Their key figures

[rose cape]

me irl

[spring bison]

@hollow garden last action
form the Kingdom of Eurasia

[alpine raft]

Guys

Should i fight the peasents

[west path]

yes

[spring bison]

yes??

[alpine raft]

Or give them more autonomy

[west path]

yeah so they dont have as much power on the government

[alpine raft]

I didnt finish my fucking sentence

[prime compass]

Mhm

[west path]

afterwards you can resort to the public ridiculing them

[spring bison]

that is just debuffs for you lol

[west path]

stop printing their books

etc

[prime compass]

I am the Government fr

[prime compass]

Critize projects?

Spread rumors?

[alpine raft]

Well im currently fighting a holy war

[west path]

all of the above

[alpine raft]

Il fight the peasents

[west path]

just to make sure their ideas are laughed at instead of being taken seriously

[spring bison]

just capture the peasant leader in battle and you win the war instantly

[alpine raft]

What

Theres like 3k peasents

[prime compass]

Ok

[alpine raft]

Why was i scared of this

[west path]

capture them

[west path]

peasants have lower quality troops than other rebellions btw their troop quality is ass

[prime compass]

So to sum it up

[west path]

an army of 1k can beat peasants that outnumber it 3 to 1

[alpine raft]

Im gonna beat them to death

[alpine raft]

And i outnumber them 10 to 1

[west path]

just uhh

[spring bison]

peasants are literally just levies

they are super weak

[prime compass]

1. Fund order to assasinate key figures of caelumists
2. Publicly ridicule them (spread rumors, make fun of projects, etc.)
3. Stop printing their teachings

[west path]

internet dropped dead

[west path]

yeah do them in that order but do one at a time to a certain point

[prime compass]

Alr

[west path]

like number 1 when theyre highly influential

number 2 when they start losing grasp over the government

[prime compass]

So do one
Klez answer
Next
Klez answer
Next

[west path]

number 3 to eradicate any remains

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

no

hell naw

[prime compass]

Uhm

[alpine raft]

Guys

[prime compass]

Qevie Im executing you now

[alpine raft]

The rebellions caught up with me

[west path]

do one

wait for the situation to progress
see the result

if fails, repeat but use a different tactic

if goes well, do next stage

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/daysop-one-gif-9817719

[alpine raft]

Im fucking cooked

[west path]

@prime compass this the formula for success

[west path]

what did i do

😔

[alpine raft]

Aight fuck byzantium we finna abandon this

[west path]

i just told you how to deal with your biggest internal security threat

[prime compass]

Nothing

[west path]

dont cheat this time

[alpine raft]

What if i make my own character but under that 400 points thing

[prime compass]

And what different tactic could I use?
Dress up as caelumists and kill them causing an internal feud?

[west path]

yes

[west path]

yeah something along those lines

[alpine raft]

Imma be scotland

Wait

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

just to take out large swathes of their power but dont make them be able to draw the connection that you caused it

[alpine raft]

Where should i start

[prime compass]

I will act more focused on the New world

[west path]

essentially, move that takes away a lot of their influence in the government but cover it up so they dont know nor suspect that its you

[west path]

ireland

its tutorial island

[west path]

seems valid

[prime compass]

Hm

[alpine raft]

Whats the youngest he can be

That lowers points

[prime compass]

I will have to assasinate their figures in one night I guess

And leave no evidence

[west path]

i think a literal child

[west path]

but you dont need to minmax the character

[alpine raft]

Im gonna make him 14

[west path]

he can get traits from events btw

so u dont need to minmax him in the character editor

[alpine raft]

Ik

Il make him 18

[west path]

OR maybe poison their drinks in a banquet...

[alpine raft]

How many children

[west path]

😇

this reminds me

[alpine raft]

Imma put 0

[prime compass]

What comes around goes around

[west path]

i should get a cupbearer if im becoming governor

[alpine raft]

So i can later get those congenials shits

[west path]

zero

dont make him be pre-married btw thats a bad move

[alpine raft]

Aight

Whats important on education

I think intrigue would be fire

But i wanna war

So martial?

[hollow garden]

Martial or stewardship

are the best two in my opinion

Martial if you are a war guy

[alpine raft]

Il put him at skilled tactician

6 martial for 40 points

[hollow garden]

Stewardship if you are a peace guy

[hollow garden]

fair enough

@west path qeviefun

important fish mw negotiations

[brittle gust]

Just invite a high martial dude 🥱

[spring bison]

yes lol

[hollow garden]

Teamwork makes the dream work

[alpine raft]

Im gonna make him humble ngl

Oppinion of vassals seems aight

[hollow garden]

Accurate

[alpine raft]

August looks nice

Plus 1 prestige a month

[west path]

what

[alpine raft]

I still have like half my points left

[west path]

thats nothing

dont pick up augustus

[hollow garden]

These lands

[hollow garden]

Trash

[alpine raft]

What should i pic

[hollow garden]

1 prestige per month is a steal ngl

[spring bison]

augustus is not it

[west path]

why should i withdraw out of them

[alpine raft]

Strategist?

[hollow garden]

what you want nekcrop

[hollow garden]

I asked fish about my casualties

And they are too high for what north decafa got

[west path]

yeah sure

[hollow garden]

The south is mostly unpopulated

[spring bison]

no

flexible leader

[west path]

then that means that its ripe for development

👽

[spring bison]

actually no

[hollow garden]

Hm

[spring bison]

flexible leader can be easilly acquired

[west path]

you already got land north of the river too

[alpine raft]

Diplomat looks aight

[spring bison]

but focus on getting high prowess if you want to lead battles

[hollow garden]

Barely nothing

Qevie I completely defeated them

[spring bison]

you're going for a war based build

wdym diplomat

[alpine raft]

You right

Im gonna put legendary blademaster

[hollow garden]

I'm not asking for a lot

[west path]

changing the borders now would lead to discontent

[hollow garden]

what is this

[west path]

im sorry i cant

[alpine raft]

Plus 12 prowess for 60 points

[hollow garden]

Discontent with who 👽

You already fullfilled your promise

And the war is just ending

so there is room to re negotiate

[hollow garden]

not bad

[west path]

between me and the partisans

they've already lost plenty

[alpine raft]

Toturer

Plus 4 prowess

Plus 50 percent dread gain

[hollow garden]

They completely lost the reason they exist is that you vouched for them

[alpine raft]

Hostile scheme resistance plus 25 percent

Plus 10 percent levy size

[spring bison]

no

[alpine raft]

For 50 points

[spring bison]

thats mid

wtf

[alpine raft]

Idk

Ion play this game usually

[hollow garden]

Not worth it I think

[spring bison]

it isint

[west path]

what

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[alpine raft]

Thats what you just said no to

[hollow garden]

@west path

[hollow garden]

oh it provides hostile scheme resistance?

[alpine raft]

Yeah

All the things i listed

[hollow garden]

I thought those were different traits or something

[hollow garden]

yes it would be silly

[west path]

yeah and i vouched for them to remain

there were many losses for both sides

[alpine raft]

So yes or no

[west path]

so taking more from them would also be unfair, no?

[hollow garden]

But I want to have gained something from this

not just lost tens of thousands of troops

[west path]

you gained most of the south

[hollow garden]

Not really

[west path]

which might have resources that havent been surveyed out yet

[hollow garden]

all of it yes but as I said this has nearly nothing

I'm not telling you to Annex half of the west

just some gains

[west path]

but what would you gain from the small territories youre asking from

why do you want to take in more of the decafian population

that feels a bit oppressive

[alpine raft]

Ok so i got 398 points

[hollow garden]

This is a guarantee

[alpine raft]

Should i go with it

[hollow garden]

if the Partisans get into another war

[alpine raft]

My prowess and martial are both excellent

[hollow garden]

How is oppression related to this 👽

[alpine raft]

Everything else is shit

[west path]

im already protecting them

[west path]

you are forcing free decafians to join north decafia

[noble cradle]

#🌎general message

[hollow garden]

I know but the future is uncertain

[hollow garden]

🤯

[west path]

the borders stay the same

simple

[hollow garden]

Qevie you aren't negotiating at all

[hollow garden]

Afrisia

[west path]

there is nothing fair about the deal you are proposing

[prime compass]

Listen here mein freundchen

[hollow garden]

what is not fair about it

[sullen pawn]

Oh no

[west path]

why would i negotiate for a net loss

[sullen pawn]

Why are you bowling ball

This is terrible

[hollow garden]

It's not you 👽

[west path]

i need to keep the partisans safe and allowing you to strongarm them is just... not the way

i have given you a good deal that favors you

[hollow garden]

I legit just withdrew from these lands

[prime compass]

@sullen pawn

[hollow garden]

Top 10 lies

[west path]

and it shall stay at that

[sullen pawn]

“From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 🔥 “

[west path]

die

[hollow garden]

I'm getting a huge urge to go against this deal

[prime compass]

NOOOOOOOOI

ÖOOÖSJAIAA

[alpine raft]

Im beating his ass

[prime compass]

BAN @sullen pawn

BAN BRO NOW

[hollow garden]

Qevie you are legit the worst partner to have in mws 😭

[sullen pawn]

True

Manneva never forget

[alpine raft]

Im sieging his capital

[hollow garden]

@west path yeah no I don't care if you declare war against me

[prime compass]

Yooo rank up

[alpine raft]

He spun the block

Oh fuck

[prime compass]

W nek

[alpine raft]

Im crabzilla now

[prime compass]

He is high rank now

[hollow garden]

I'm getting these lands transferred to north decafa

[alpine raft]

Ok im beating him

[sullen pawn]

Ew

[hollow garden]

Insane

[prime compass]

🥶

When demon

2 more levels

[west path]

it was finalized?

what

peace was signed

[hollow garden]

Belemin do think qevie is being unreasonable

[alpine raft]

He just continuosly spinning the block

And getting his ass best

[prime compass]

In my experience, yes

[west path]

Kleznam you are literally going for a fully self-interested Quatai colony

[prime compass]

I agree

[hollow garden]

I wasn't paying attention to how terrible of a deal it was tho

It's literally a steal

[west path]

not for the sake of abetter decafa

[prime compass]

What is the deal

[west path]

it isnt even a bad deal?????

[hollow garden]

No I'm just worried that you will betray me

[alpine raft]

He just keep spinning the block gang

I just keep beating his ass

[west path]

do you not already have large amounts of resources in north decafia

why are you worried that they dont have enough population when the partisans are gonna rejoin it?

Kleznam do you REALLY stand for western democracy or is this all a facade to allow for more favorable deals from Eseron

[alpine raft]

Bro

They just dont quit

[hollow garden]

It's like the US taking only west Canada after invading Canada completely

Yes west Canada could be developed

[west path]

guh

[alpine raft]

Im just ocuppying their capital while they throw themselves at me

[west path]

Quatai isnt a wasteland

this is tropical land

it has industrial potential

[hollow garden]

Everywhere has industrial potential

[west path]

u are looking after the really population dense areas and for what reason? you already control the capital

[west path]

if i did the reverse of this deal free decafia would quite frankly not be free anymore

[hollow garden]

why are you trying to gaslight me

[west path]

So

[hollow garden]

Into thinking this is a good deal

Just admit it's bas

[alpine raft]

He doesnt take any more losses

What

[hollow garden]

bad*

[west path]

it is literally good?

[sullen pawn]

Put the fires in the bag bro

[west path]

youre either trying to be really self centered with this deal or something else

[hollow garden]

No?

[west path]

keep in mind you spent a fuckton of time crossing the river WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAD A PATH AROUND IT

😭

[hollow garden]

The south has NOTHING

How am I self centred in this

[prime compass]

The marked red you will take?

[west path]

this is a plethora of land lost

[hollow garden]

They were dug in there

[west path]

people displaced

[alpine raft]

I legit cant fight this

[hollow garden]

yes

[west path]

Artillery

also dont you have a navy

[hollow garden]

For god's sake stop being manipulative 😭

If you don't like something

[prime compass]

Theres only one way to settle this

[hollow garden]

Just say it

[prime compass]

Rps

[west path]

this isnt being manipulative

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

You have taken 70% of the country

and are asking for more

[prime compass]

klez vro...

[hollow garden]

No the south is like 55% but it's valueless

[west path]

you will disrupt transportation lines, separate families, displace peoples

[hollow garden]

That's like saying Siberia is an important part of Russia

[hollow garden]

Literally not

[alpine raft]

Dude

[hollow garden]

how is this even related

[west path]

all for the sake of just making more money out of Quatai

[alpine raft]

I have won every battle

[hollow garden]

no

[alpine raft]

I am trying to siege his capital

Hes just doesnt lose

[west path]

what youre proposing is short term benefit

[hollow garden]

I can not resource extract from those areas if thats your issue

[west path]

just purely short term

[alpine raft]

Its counting me as losing

[hollow garden]

My people will protest if this is all I got from it

[west path]

my problem is you getting the territory in the first place because we have agreed that it is rightfully north decafian

[hollow garden]

Despite me getting heavy casualties

[hollow garden]

thank you qevie

[west path]

you own half of Quatai

[hollow garden]

I'm glad you finally got reasonable

[alpine raft]

FUCKING FINALLY

Captured his ass

[west path]

free decafian

sorry my brain is jumbled

@hollow garden I am not changing the deal i have negotiated yesterday.

Simple.

[hollow garden]

I wasn't aware of the situation when I agreed to that tho

And you keep going back on your agreements too

Every 3 minutes

[west path]

you were the one leading a lost cause blawg

[hollow garden]

Why the period👽

[west path]

you could have ferried your troops on over

you have a navy

but you chose to take the river

[hollow garden]

this isn't the point

[west path]

which led to you losing thousands of lives FOR NO REASON

[west path]

you are responsible for those casualties for walking into a trap you knew was a trap

why would THEY pay the price for your blunder?

[prime compass]

It looked cool, qevie

[hollow garden]

This is a logical fallacy

[west path]

real

[hollow garden]

It's not the point of the argument

Why are you diverting it

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

the point of the argument is that these demands are unreasonable

[prime compass]

What are the demands

[west path]

If your stay on Quatai is truly short term then these shouldnt have even passed your government

[hollow garden]

They are not

[west path]

but somehow they did

[hollow garden]

You know why I want these lands?

Do you want me to be honest

[west path]

yes?

thats what ive been expecting

[hollow garden]

These lands

[alpine raft]

how am i losing

this useless little asshole

of course

[prime compass]

Nothing else?

[alpine raft]

he's sitting in his capital

[hollow garden]

You are 99% going to flip flop over something in Quatai in the future and without these lands I'm in a much worse position In a war

[west path]

ive already given you leniency with your policy btw and im allowing u to attack a breakaway despite that not being apart of the treaty 🤫

yet you demand more

[prime compass]

Do these lands posess some kind of natural resources?

Riches?

[hollow garden]

I'm not over demanding

I'm just demanding what's fair

[west path]

oh so this is a trust issue

[hollow garden]

They posses people

[west path]

you think ESERON

a nation built on international respect and reputation

[hollow garden]

And important strategic value

[west path]

would violate an international agreement?

[prime compass]

And why is qevie so heated up about it

[hollow garden]

You already went back on your word

Twice on this war

[west path]

what word exactly

[hollow garden]

If you didn't keep on doing this I would trust you

[hollow garden]

he is not

[brittle gust]

Y'all suck

[hollow garden]

He is just being gaslightery about it

[elder arch]

Guys stop arguing and make out

[west path]

because it is imperative that the partisans hold it

[brittle gust]

Talking imaginary politics

[prime compass]

What is the point of this Argument then

[brittle gust]

Smh

[west path]

it is rightfully free decafian

[prime compass]

And why?

[hollow garden]

Imperative by what

[alpine raft]

i got the south of ireland

[west path]

to respect their contemporary sovereignty?

[hollow garden]

Qevie I'm willing to concede a bit

But you are not

[alpine raft]

im gonna develop my country now

[hollow garden]

Their sovereignty is everything then

[west path]

you fail to realize that if theyre just a lapdog of Sylstaria then them existing separately isn't going to grant you any legitimacy

[hollow garden]

The breakaway states too

[west path]

when they

rejoin

[hollow garden]

I'm not planning on making them a lapdog

👽

[west path]

they will be if you are going to be making them go through these concessions

and that is the problem

[hollow garden]

And 80% of it remains controlled by free decafaia ns

[prime compass]

Qevie why must the partisans hold that Land?

[west path]

what concessions have you made?

[hollow garden]

Legit

[west path]

all hypotheticals

[hollow garden]

"it's because it's their land not Esseron interests definitely"

[rose cape]

@west path DISGUSTING

DISGUSTING

DISGUSTING

DISGUSTING

DISGUSTING

DISGUSTING

[spring bison]

WHAT

what

[rose cape]

bowling ball

[hollow garden]

Giving up some of these terrorial redrawings