🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

or you could go all balls on your business

[west path]

i need more MONEY

[west path]

can i establish a tavern and a smithy right next to the docks

[empty oyster]

im money (not my words)

[brittle gust]

Oh yes time to kill his ass
Station a few regiments of the army in greendukes territory for military exercise.
I will then legally abolish feudalism and the Noltian noble privileges.

[hollow garden]

Greenduke?

[brittle gust]

Who's words is it

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust do you agree

[west path]

what

[brittle gust]

Sucks to suck cus I'm removing them

[west path]

ok what

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche you control the knife cult here

btw if you forgot

[empty oyster]

irl friend

anyway

[west path]

qwas you literally just changed your governing system in 5 seconds

[empty oyster]

land for me (:

[hollow garden]

Yes

[west path]

from the ground up

👽

how r u gonna survive

[hollow garden]

Smithery isn't really your fort though

[brittle gust]

I did not

👽

[hollow garden]

@west path one day while you were going to your winery

[west path]

Feudalism is an ideology

[hollow garden]

you encounter a lady

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden can you send the internal map of Noltia please

[hollow garden]

She appears from noble class

she comes to you

And asks

"are you the famous geren everyone is talking about?"

[hollow garden]

Alr

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[empty oyster]

noice

[vital latch]

does it work

[west path]

"Yes. I am but a humble traveler who has set up shop here in this rather quaint town. I seek fortunes outside of my homeland, and wish to see to a prosperous future for myself and my future family - as my current one has abandoned me."

[brittle gust]

Qevie
I've literally set up a system of viceroys to government my lands for ages now
The greendukes are also MY ONLY NOBLE FAMILY TO HOLD LAND RIGHT NOW!!!
Do not act like you know more about my nation than me 😭

(ages = session one or two btw)

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

[west path]

then why does feudalism still exist within your land goober

feudalism literally has no written laws

zero

[empty oyster]

mappp

[hollow garden]

All of the other lords were relinquished of their titles

Due to the dawnists demands

If you don't remember

[west path]

also why are you just

[hollow garden]

The only two remaining are greenduke

[west path]

violently uprooting a noble family

[hollow garden]

And reduke

[brittle gust]

Yeah that's why I did it

[west path]

like nobodys gonna care

[brittle gust]

Nah
Just a military exercise there

[west path]

I know what you are planning.

[brittle gust]

And then i coincidentally abolished feudalism

[empty oyster]

cool whats ur land or something

[brittle gust]

Yes

[brittle gust]

Im the yellow in the far eaast

[empty oyster]

biggg

sooo how do i start

[hollow garden]

"oh that sounds truly unfortunate" she says sympathetically and she tells you about how her family troubles too

[brittle gust]

I thought you said everyone except green duke relinquished power
Oh well
Now their lands wil be forcefully relinquished

[hollow garden]

It seems that she doesn't have the best relationship with her family

[cunning niche]

What

[hollow garden]

She tells you that she wants to establish a business

[brittle gust]

You can either start as the ruler of a nation or just some random dude

Any choice you want

[hollow garden]

but her family doesn't allow it since she is a noble lady

[cunning niche]

Is this skillerz

[hollow garden]

Well anyway you want to

[empty oyster]

not again

no im the better version

[brittle gust]

No
And don't dare to discriminate against lolmeh

[empty oyster]

sooooo can i start with world domination?

[empty oyster]

(:

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the troops surround greenduke's territory

[west path]

"My apologies, but i need to attend to my work. I am a man of dilligence and i do not wish for my work to be disturbed."

[empty oyster]

yk what

[brittle gust]

He already has his priorities straight 😢

[west path]

I am on the grindset and i will not take the easy way up

[hollow garden]

He condemns this and says that the crown is tyrannical

[west path]

hes an sb critter

[hollow garden]

Did you forget

[brittle gust]

Nah broski i just abolished feudalism:)

[empty oyster]

i feel like getting sum land in the middle fo that big hole in qwas' land so i can get landlocked by him

[hollow garden]

Reduke are the ones who left you

And migrated to skillerz

[brittle gust]

Oh lmao

Those guys are funny

They can exist

They're skillerz's problem now

[brittle gust]

🗿

[hollow garden]

These critters

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

when is he getting called out for this?

[brittle gust]

You can become a businessman or company going into the new world™

[hollow garden]

"wait sir please listen for a moment, I want to start my business secretly and I wanted to ask for you to help me fund it" she pleads to you

[brittle gust]

No time because they're the last ever "noble family" and everyone wants the nobility gone

[hollow garden]

Well he has the support of the people and the army

Notlia is pretty centralised

[brittle gust]

I'll be nice and not kill you

[empty oyster]

cool

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust aqutia condemns this

[brittle gust]

Now qevie you might wonder how I did that with feudalism
It took me centuries

[west path]

give her the funds and tell her "I am a charitable man, so count yourself as lucky." and then just leave to go do my work

[brittle gust]

Condemn aquatian for being backwards nation

[west path]

uhhh

ripping off the byzantines i think

am i right

[empty oyster]

btw @brittle gust who is that big blue thing next to u

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Alright now that I don't have any pesky nobles Ewing my borders
Organise my territory into provinces with viceroys appointed every 6 years on a cycle.

[brittle gust]

My enemies

[empty oyster]

well

ye

[brittle gust]

I killed them last session

[empty oyster]

noice

[brittle gust]

They're being quite mean to me again

[empty oyster]

why not just

anex em (:

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Offer these dudes the chance to become a part of the Dawn™

[brittle gust]

Then it'll be too hard

[empty oyster]

damn

anyway can i get my land rn

[brittle gust]

I gotta have some competition even if it's competition I can kill easily

[hollow garden]

My internet died

[brittle gust]

Which part did you want

[brittle gust]

Dw kleznam

I got spidy senses for that

[hollow garden]

Many weeks pass and your smithering business kicks off

[empty oyster]

do i need to choose an existing country

[brittle gust]

You can make your own wherever you want
Or play as a normal person like @west path rn

[empty oyster]

neh

[hollow garden]

Your traven project also synchronises really well with your wineries

[empty oyster]

lemme get llandlocked

[hollow garden]

And you become famous as the best provider for alcohol in Valport

[west path]

we live we love we lie

[hollow garden]

They are confused by this

[brittle gust]

I feel like I should just invert lolmeh's pfp and put it on

[hollow garden]

and say that they are not backwards

[brittle gust]

Where are their big ass clocktowers

[empty oyster]

lemme get dis

[hollow garden]

Wait so you attack greenduke?

[brittle gust]

They don't have the big ben

[west path]

dedicate some funds towards creating a few inns for merchants to take a rest in, and for more permanent residences that people rent out whilst they stay in valport

must grow Valport

[hollow garden]

Alright

What archtype

[brittle gust]

You just saw that?
Nah i abolish feudalism
And it's just a military exercise to intimidate greendukes
If greenduke refuses he'll be bonked and exiled

[empty oyster]

yayy

[empty oyster]

wha?

[west path]

can i buy out a local ore mine to bring a portion of the resources directly to my smithy and sell off the excess to other smithies and merchants

[hollow garden]

@empty oyster

[west path]

business is 📈

[brittle gust]

@empty oyster

[hollow garden]

Greenduke refuses to back down

[empty oyster]

k

lemme

[hollow garden]

He says that this is his rightful land

And that abolishing fedualism means nothing

[hollow garden]

So you are investing in real estate?

[west path]

yep qwas is getting into a civil war

[hollow garden]

Insane

[rose cape]

@hollow garden how is my country

[west path]

yeah i wanna grow the city and making residences is the first step

[brittle gust]

Y'know what
Don't move the army
Spread the word to the people(especially dawnists) that the greenduke is being greedy baddie guy refusing to acknowledge the laws of the dawn instated by the lord of the dawn.(Emperor)

[west path]

@hollow garden Can i begin working on a book that preaches monarchist ideals and how family can bring belonging to an individual

[west path]

this will make rounds in Beleminia

ong

[hollow garden]

Valport mostly imports ores from eastwards but this area has just recently been acquired by belemnia

And is mostly unexplored and uncharted

So there is potential for there to be ores

[empty oyster]

sooo if i want to become rich....

hmm

[west path]

hire out a few surveyors to go check the area for potential ore deposits

[empty oyster]

merchant wont work

[hollow garden]

You don't have anything 👽

[empty oyster]

bc landlocked

can barly expand

[brittle gust]

Be Switzerland fr

[empty oyster]

soo prob pacifist or producer

[rose cape]

?

[empty oyster]

ye tahts gona be mty bet

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden btw I did this #🎲game-room message

[hollow garden]

@west path new housing is built and is rented by you to many people and with the new inns you currently control 40% of all inns and travels in Valport

[brittle gust]

Aye

[hollow garden]

What do you have

[rose cape]

a nation

[empty oyster]

should i go for producer

[brittle gust]

I expected you to say 'a dream'

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the dawnists are outraged by this

And hire a mercenary band from aqutia to overthrow him

[empty oyster]

also in what year is this sesion playing

roughly

[brittle gust]

I could help supply you with the raw goods

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

[empty oyster]

would be nice

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[west path]

can i... can i build an estate 🥺

[brittle gust]

Literally me watching greenduke die

[west path]

i wanna become the de-facto baron of Valport

[rose cape]

@hollow garden show map

[empty oyster]

@hollow garden ill take producer

[brittle gust]

Oh btw be accustomed to kleznam's unexpected disappearings because uhh

Egyptian internet bad

[empty oyster]

cant relate

[hollow garden]

Yes

[brittle gust]

What's your internet speed rn

[hollow garden]

The caeulmists would approve of this book

[empty oyster]

lemme test

[spring bison]

@hollow garden when is the coup happening

[empty oyster]

im upstair so a bit slower

[hollow garden]

Alrighta

@west path the noble girl that you met a couple of months knocks on your door

[west path]

we're so up

[brittle gust]

What does greenduke do

[west path]

real

[hollow garden]

Like a noble estate?

[brittle gust]

If this were a romcom she'd wanna marry you

[hollow garden]

You could

[brittle gust]

I mean this might be

[west path]

yes

[empty oyster]

176 mbs for downloading rn

[west path]

sorry im a man of faith and work

[hollow garden]

The local governor wouldn't like this though

[empty oyster]

slower than usually

[rose cape]

im this one right

[brittle gust]

Considering my emperor married a painter 8 years older than him for love

[brittle gust]

Real

[west path]

why nto im making his business humongous and the estate would just be used for managing my finances beter

👽

[west path]

business as in

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[west path]

commercial activity in the city

[brittle gust]

Lemme check mine

[hollow garden]

@empty oyster

A local group of natives gather

[empty oyster]

yay thx

[brittle gust]

Makes sense for what qevie said

[hollow garden]

And you decide to form a new nation

[brittle gust]

Cus the governor would be HAPPY AF

[hollow garden]

Seperate from noltia and aqutia

[hollow garden]

It's about to happen

[spring bison]

dms

[hollow garden]

The officers are currently preparing their troops

okaya

[empty oyster]

not nice

[hollow garden]

Ohhh

Yeah

[empty oyster]

if you two go to war my country will just be over run

[brittle gust]

Cus more commercial activity= more things on his resume for him to get promoted

[west path]

@hollow garden build la noble estate

[hollow garden]

but but you don't want your sovereignty?

[west path]

open the door

[empty oyster]

neh

[brittle gust]

Do you, good sir, want to be my protectorate

[west path]

he should give up 80% of his income to exist ong

[brittle gust]

Nah

[hollow garden]

He is worried that you could be a political threat if he lets you grow

[brittle gust]

Not much

[hollow garden]

Alright

[west path]

Krill issue quite honestly

[hollow garden]

the governor won't like this at all though

[brittle gust]

Ill feed him aquatian lands

[west path]

i have the popular support

[empty oyster]

i ment yeh

[hollow garden]

She comes in and tells you about how her business succeeded

And she gives you 70 gold bars

Triple the original amount you gave her as a gift

[wild mason]

Would you

[brittle gust]

As much as I love you klez, that makes no sense and it is utterly dumb he'd hate that...

[west path]

insane

[brittle gust]

Yes

[west path]

is that raw beef

[hollow garden]

And she tells you that she is lady Alexia from the royal family

[brittle gust]

UNREAL

[hollow garden]

so that you could use a favour from her one time

[wild mason]

It's cooked 👽
I only eat blue steak

[hollow garden]

The dawnists attack his land

[west path]

what

why do you only eat blue steak

[hollow garden]

With the goal of deposing him

[west path]

isnt that a health hazard

[empty oyster]

hmm

hmmmmmmmm

[brittle gust]

Use the military to make sure no innocent civilians are attacked.
Do not intervene in the doing of the dawnists

[west path]

decline it and tell her to use it to make her business larger and more expansive

I do not undermine other peoples work

[empty oyster]

allies\

[brittle gust]

I will feed you lands from the blue dudes, just make them declare war on you or something

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust he begs for your help

[wild mason]

Because it tastes good

[empty oyster]

sounds good

[hollow garden]

Telling you that these radicals are letting aquatia in

[brittle gust]

I see i see

[hollow garden]

She tells you to at least give back the original amount

[vital latch]

bro said "Double it and give it to the next person"

[hollow garden]

Will you help him 👽

Bro is about to collapse

[west path]

@sullen pawn btw this is where the tale of the hamburger originating from hamburg comes from

[west path]

decline

[west path]

real

[empty oyster]

someones last name is hamburg he will be bullied forever

[west path]

Hamburg is the name of a german city

why would anyone call themselves that

[empty oyster]

bc tehy wefre from hamburg

maybe

[west path]

thats not how names tend to go

I dont see people with the last name 'Warsaw' just cause theyre from warsaw

[empty oyster]

last name not name

[west path]

yeah... this doesnt change anything 👽

[hollow garden]

She is surprised by your generosity

[empty oyster]

no but their ancestors were

[hollow garden]

And tells you that she will never forget this

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Send an envoy to the dawnists(with the emperor's personal seal) for them to stop it on the command of the Dawn (the emperor is idolized by the dawnists so it's in their ideology to support his decisions is it not?)
Tell them that I will deal with it and they— my subjects need not be concerned not do they have to authority to.

[west path]

generally not how it goes either...

[hollow garden]

@west path your surveyors found a large amount of iron ores

[west path]

most people usually had last names derived from their parents or from a small family tale/relic

well heirloom

[empty oyster]

well when the french came to the netherlands everyone ahd to pick a last name

[spring bison]

@hollow garden Sway the people and conduct propaganda in the island

[empty oyster]

some would curse

[west path]

make a mine 🤑

[empty oyster]

congrats your last name is fuck now

[west path]

was this the case in germany?

doubt it

[empty oyster]

dunno

[empty oyster]

thats how it went in the netherlands

[hollow garden]

Around here

[empty oyster]

during the revolution

[hollow garden]

You start constructing it

[cunning niche]

Shiterlands

[hollow garden]

But you face an issue

The local lord completely opposes it

[hollow garden]

okaya

[west path]

Netherlands are not that bad

theyre pretty good actually

[west path]

that is uhh his issue not mine

continue with the constructions

[empty oyster]

hey ):<

[west path]

he doesn't have the right to take away something that I FOUND and I OWN without probable cause

[brittle gust]

Don't you kinda need his permission

[brittle gust]

Uhh sir, it's his land is it not?

[west path]

Hiring Mercenaries:

[brittle gust]

He's the lord

[brittle gust]

You'd be going against the king of Sigma if you did that

👽

[empty oyster]

what

[hollow garden]

The dawnists stop the attack

But the aquatanian mercanires don't

[west path]

skill issue

[hollow garden]

And they continue pillaging your northern countryside

[west path]

and also

[hollow garden]

The dawnists are currently panicking

[west path]

probably not

[hollow garden]

(it's the governor)

[west path]

he wouldnt actually care about this considering how this is taking place in a remote asf area on an extremely small scale

[hollow garden]

He is still pissed about the estate you built

[west path]

when can we depose him

[west path]

is he JUST a governor or proper nobility

[hollow garden]

Qevie that is an ambitious project

[west path]

i might honestly get the noble girls house to back me as the Lord of Valport

[hollow garden]

just governor

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden how am I doing

[hollow garden]

only east belemnia has nobility

[west path]

it would have benefits for me and them considering how we'd be allied and they'd be getting good profit from my rapid development of the area

[hollow garden]

The west is adminstrated by governors

[brittle gust]

Alright, kill them and take them on a procession across the north.
Will the greenduke now agree to relinquish his titles before I do the same to his own men?

[west path]

soon to change 🤫 i will make Satoy a glorious house

[west path]

House Satoy must provide Valport the prosperity that the governor cannot grant himself

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[west path]

@hollow garden would he get off my back if i funded an infrastructure project for him

btw

[hollow garden]

The economy is improving

And new infrastructure is being built

[empty oyster]

im not you.

[hollow garden]

Your exploration expedition was stopped by the gandals

[hollow garden]

they tell you to not attempt this ever again

Or you will face their wrath

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[frosty drum]

Military comparison?

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum the Skillerian reinassance Is also starting

[frosty drum]

Finally

[silent smelt]

jarzio

[hollow garden]

An influential noble called Fenal yoran is spreading his works

That call for the end of the monarchy

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden btw

[frosty drum]

(I can't play still)

[brittle gust]

Literally opposite of what happened to me fr

And belemin

[brittle gust]

Way stronger navy

They did the same to me

(i will massacre them in the future, dw)

Although I did suck money out of them dry

[hollow garden]

The mercanires are crushed

[brittle gust]

🥳

[hollow garden]

Greenduke is terrified rm

rn*

@brittle gust he wants to come to your castle

to negotiate

[empty oyster]

nuh

[hollow garden]

It's due to your different histories

[prime compass]

WHAT HAPPENED

[hollow garden]

He wants you to pay him personally

not an infrastructure project

He wants 400 golden coins

As a "gesture" of goodwill

[brittle gust]

No negotiation
He has proved his incapability of governing his land by not being able to defend against aquatian mercenaries of all people.
He will relinquish his titles or die by the stake.

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what problems can I solve in my kingdom

[brittle gust]

Nothing much, dw

Just showed off to my last remaining noble

[west path]

report this to a higher authority

[brittle gust]

By terrifying his ass

[west path]

that he wants a bribe

[brittle gust]

The king you mean?

[prime compass]

Im so tired

[brittle gust]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

@west path still want the ships

[empty oyster]

sleep

[prime compass]

No, mw more important

A klez session is one I can not miss

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

im setting up shop

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/iza-kathonysquad-sleep-mouse-rato-gif-24698351

[hollow garden]

@spring bison the golden guard have been created

The officers are planning to kick off the coup soon

They ask if everyone is ready and an envoy is sent to you

[west path]

in Valport

i cant get a ship rn i think

[hollow garden]

You can take a nap

[prime compass]

Brb

[prime compass]

SESSION

[west path]

i gotta take a bath rq

[hollow garden]

@prime compass a merchant reports to you that your western governor is a corrupt man

[brittle gust]

Chat what do we feel about this

Maybe i should add a sun

[hollow garden]

And that he Is threatening him

To prevent him from being able to do his business

[hollow garden]

Looks based

[hollow garden]

Well there isn't a big problem rn

[spring bison]

lacking something

[hollow garden]

except maybe the conflict between the order and the caeulmists ig

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow garden]

He looks down in sorrow and he is forced to relinquish his titles

[brittle gust]

:D

[hollow garden]

With this feudalism in notlia ends

[rose forge]

oddomatoids already exist in game

obtainable by digging up oddobomb

tho think difference in beta is that the survive and birth rules actually differ

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden the day he relinquished his titles will become a national holiday as the defacto and of feudalism in Noltia and the day that the law removing feudalism was passed will also be a national holiday

It'll become symbols of Noltian pride

And nationalism

[rose forge]

ok

[wild mason]

ok

[empty oyster]

oop

got distracted

where was i

[hollow garden]

@spring bison the civil war kicks off

The eastern high admiral Kranoy declares the end of guild hegemony

And starts the coup

[brittle gust]

Might have to eep soon

[prime compass]

Can you explain that to me

[brittle gust]

Im eepy

[hollow garden]

The coup forces are able to capture vast parts of the country

[empty oyster]

its like 00.00

[prime compass]

They have conflicting ideas?

[hollow garden]

But the guilds aren't completely deposed which starts the civil war

[spring bison]

im with the coup

[brittle gust]

1am

[steep merlin]

Above time (01:00 IST) in your local time · Oct 10, 2024, 7:30 PM

[hollow garden]

Ah

[brittle gust]

Oops wrong person

[hollow garden]

goodnighta nolt

[empty oyster]

wrong reply again

[brittle gust]

1am

[steep merlin]

Above time (01:00 IST) in your local time · Oct 10, 2024, 7:30 PM

[empty oyster]

gn

[hollow garden]

You are the yellow

[brittle gust]

Im just eepy

[empty oyster]

fair

[brittle gust]

Not yet not yet

[hollow garden]

Insane

[brittle gust]

These guys

Uhh

[hollow garden]

You are humiliating him 😭

@brittle gust the deal with the Gandals end

[brittle gust]

Offer them a chance to be a part of the dawn

[brittle gust]

Nice

[hollow garden]

Very

The order are hardline traditionalists

While the caeulmists are quite progressive in anything that's not race

[hollow garden]

Yes

[spring bison]

Transport my army to the occupied ports and begin blockading essential enemy ports

[hollow garden]

The southern one is part of you btw

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

Start improving the navy and expanding it too, goal: better than the g*ndals
(Do this in absolute secrecy)

I'll also clean up border gore rq

[hollow garden]

most of the ports are controlled by pro coup factions

but okay

[spring bison]

are the guilds the red

[brittle gust]

Expand here please, build roads connecting it to existing cities and offer slum dwellers in the other cities chance to live in houses in the new settlements 🤫

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

very good drawing

[empty oyster]

Anyway ima go

[spring bison]

who is who here

[hollow garden]

Your forces along with the golden guard land in the ports

[empty oyster]

Ncould progress tommorow

[hollow garden]

And you start blockading the guilds

[hollow garden]

Goodbye lolmeh

Have a goodnight

[hollow garden]

Blue- guilds
Red- Coup forces loyal to eastern high admiral Karony
Yellow- Coup forces loyal to governor lebron

[hollow garden]

Alright

[spring bison]

Use the golden guard to sway the population of the mainland and arm popular revolt movements

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

New roads and cities are built to help better connect the nation

[brittle gust]

Nice

[hollow garden]

Additionally work on the new navy starts

A powerful navy

That can rival your very nice northern neighbour

[brittle gust]

EHEHHHHHHHEEE

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden say, klez

Are there any separatists in Aquatania

[hollow garden]

Three popular revolts rise up against the guilds encouraged by the golden guard and by the ongoing civil war

And the Aristocats are executed in those cities

[hollow garden]

Additionally the embargo works to completely ruin the guilds Economic state

With all trade cut off from them

Admiral Karony is currently leading an attack on the capital

[hollow garden]

Alr

[hollow garden]

This is their ethnic makeup

The aquatanians have oppressed the other peoples for centuries

[brittle gust]

Yay

I mean

Evil dudes

@hollow garden

Sell weapons to armed separatist movements fr

[prime compass]

@hollow garden how would disbanding the old order affect my kingdom

[hollow garden]

They are too oppressed to try and become separatists

[prime compass]

@hollow garden in the new World, keep exploring and studying plants aswell as resources. Document every new find

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

thats

Funny asf

I mean

That's

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the transition into a professional army is in it's halfway point

[brittle gust]

Evil asf

[brittle gust]

Nice, nice

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

Your two offensives are successful

Heavy fighting is happening in the capital

Admiral Karony requests your help

[hollow garden]

Alright

[west path]

you can craft oddobombs in beta

[rose forge]

neat

[prime compass]

Wanna come to the Commonwealth

[west path]

@hollow garden did the governor get arrested

[west path]

i am already in the commonwealth 👽

[prime compass]

Wanna go explore the World

Like

Uhh

Be the first to circumnavigate it?

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Start regularly posting propaganda in newspapersusing the navy, military and the emperor as the symbols of the nation.
The imperial author's fund, a set of funds specifically for helping authors publish books will be created(and it will promote imperial propaganda in books and ig anything funny or interesting and not political at all)

[prime compass]

Thats a pretty good achievement

[brittle gust]

He's the merchant that complained about the corrupt governor

[hollow garden]

@prime compass
You have found two interesting plants
The polato a mix between tomatoes and potato that is very nutritious and a type of plant that is similar to tobacoo and weed that gets you real good

You have also established contact with the Vorinka

They are a warrior and proud people

but they LOVE to work in planations

[brittle gust]

...

[prime compass]

Slavery?

[brittle gust]

💀

[hollow garden]

And to be forced to work as hard as possible for their overlords

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

[hollow garden]

@prime compass do you arrest him

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/madea-laugh-funny-rolling-lol-gif-18556871

[hollow garden]

@west path your book was finished

[prime compass]

Tell me his crimes

[brittle gust]

Literally merm

[hollow garden]

It becomes a sensation in Valport

[spring bison]

dms

[prime compass]

@west path whats the book about

[hollow garden]

people are fascinated by your rise in success

[hollow garden]

Alright

[west path]

belonging and family

[prime compass]

Share drinks with them and tell tales of the Commonwealth and how it is the greatest kingdom

[prime compass]

Wanna mass print it

And make money

[west path]

no thanks

[brittle gust]

Real

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden btw...

[prime compass]

@brittle gust when visit Commonwealth

[hollow garden]

The propaganda helps solidify the militarist culture of the nation and the fund helps authors write amazing works in noltian

Which are mass printed

[brittle gust]

Meh I'm planning to kill the aquatanians and gandals first

[prime compass]

Why

[brittle gust]

I have a plan cooked up

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust will you also mass print ardellion's works

He is that one great writer you had

Or do you not include them in the imperial fund

[brittle gust]

Aquatanians- yuh
Gandals- they literally took our ships hostage(they were gonna colonise)

[prime compass]

Fair

[brittle gust]

Include it with minor more imperial alterations 🤫

[prime compass]

How does the vorinka thing go

[brittle gust]

So I'm gonna increase my presence in the continent and kill their asses

[prime compass]

Bet

[west path]

@hollow garden can i privately print the book and spread it over the region

also DID THE GOVERNOR GET ARRESTED FOR BRIBERY

[brittle gust]

Tell belemin what he even did 🥱

[wild mason]

Isn't klezban hosting on a phone

[prime compass]

TELL ME!!!

[hollow garden]

@spring bison with information provided to them by an outsider the guilds are able to notice a weakness in the siege lines

And they are able to cut off their army

The army is trapped with Karony himself with them

the coup officers request your urgent help

[prime compass]

How goes vorinka!!

[hollow garden]

There isn't a printer in Valport

[west path]

he wanted me to give him 200 gold as a gesture of 'good will' because he got mad i made an estate for managing my finances and made a mine

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

[west path]

buy one from another place in the commonwealth

[hollow garden]

This is a matter for you

[hollow garden]

EVIL

but alright

[brittle gust]

A man's gotta do what he's gotta do

Alright klez I'm gonna tell you of my evil plan to kill aquatia

[prime compass]

@hollow garden seize all the governers properties and wealth and imprison him

[west path]

We're barack

[prime compass]

Qevie I am sponsoring you

[hollow garden]

At first they were wary but when hearing your tales they become interested and when you reach the parts about conquest they approve greatly

[west path]

Geren Satoy of Valport is so back

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the new fleet has been built

[west path]

i'm not planning to go to the new world yet

[brittle gust]

I will offer a group of people being discriminated against in aquatia refuge in Noltia
They will tell me their problems
And the noble emperor of the dawn will krill the evil aquatians for his new subjects
@hollow garden @prime compass how does the plan sound

[prime compass]

Tell them if they could show tell us about this place and the areas

[west path]

i need to become an actual noble house in Beleminia first

or well

[prime compass]

Yes

[brittle gust]

woohoooooooooooooooo
How old is my emperor again

[prime compass]

Sigma Commonwealth

[west path]

Sigma Commonwealth i forgo

[west path]

yeah but that requires LAND and i do not have LAND nor do i have any recognition

[brittle gust]

Not as cool as your name being 'the Dawn'

[hollow garden]

"Aye, you are a people of honor. We welcome you to our land as brothers, with open hearts and strong spirits." The chief of the black tribe says

[prime compass]

I recognize you as a great author

[hollow garden]

You are able to buy one from the east by quite the hefty sum

[west path]

that isnt gonna elevate me to nobility

[hollow garden]

Insane but alright

[brittle gust]

Kleznam you might wanna change the tribes colour in order to uh... Avoid some certain connections that could be made

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

tis' but a small cost for the greater spread of a great work

[brittle gust]

They love to work in plantations and you're calling them 'black tribe'

[prime compass]

Shush

[west path]

i say you make me Count of Valport since i'm loved in the area

bowling ball

that leveled me up

[prime compass]

Sure why not

[hollow garden]

Governor Karminko Is exposed for corruption and is imprisoned by your imperial guard @prime compass

[brittle gust]

Funnily enough, something similar to this happened on a fakher mw

[west path]

am i cooked?

[spring bison]

update

im killing you btw

[hollow garden]

Your cousin Alexais suggests a certain young merchant to become the next governor

@west path BOWLING

[hollow garden]

Alright one sec

[prime compass]

@west path ?

[west path]

@vital latch i am now a higher rank than you

[hollow garden]

82

[west path]

i don't want to be a governor too impermanent i need to become a NOBLE

[hollow garden]

Ohh

lmao

[west path]

being a governor isn't being a noble

[brittle gust]

HIW DID HE BECOME SO OLD SO FADT
HE WAS LIKE 24 THE LAST TIME I CHECKED

[hollow garden]

Let's name them the coal tribe

[brittle gust]

LEVELUP

[prime compass]

Bro take it or leave it

[brittle gust]

W BLUE COLOUR

[prime compass]

@hollow garden who is this young merchant?

[hollow garden]

Blue supermacy

[brittle gust]

You don't really need to be landed to be noble exactly

[hollow garden]

Gered

He comes from cosmica

And he has built quite the fortune

[brittle gust]

He can raise you to noble status

[west path]

yes but land helps a lot 👽

[hollow garden]

He is the one that complained to you

[west path]

and i want Valport as my fief

[hollow garden]

About the governor btw

[brittle gust]

How would that benefit him exactly?

[west path]

oh im Gered

[west path]

go figure

[hollow garden]

They agree

[west path]

the noble develops the land

🤯

[brittle gust]

So does a governor

[prime compass]

Appoint the merchant as the New governor and spread his heroic tales across the land

[west path]

a governor is not guaranteed to be as loyal as a noble house 🤫

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden i need answers... Belemin's king was the same age

[west path]

especially if the governor is power hungry and wants a permanent title

[prime compass]

Laith

[west path]

@hollow garden can i uhh decline the post of governor

i want NOBILITY...

[brittle gust]

How? Is the governor not appointed by the king? Wouldn't that make them more loyal? Being a noble means your loyalty is more to your house than the king

[hollow garden]

@spring bison unfortunately a group of mercanires attacked the retreating army

and the high admiral was one of the martyrs

[prime compass]

No.

[brittle gust]

Since your land is from your previous generations

[west path]

and the house is loyal to the king 👽 and the governor has not much incentive to stay loyal to the king

[prime compass]

JUST TAKE IT

[west path]

no

[hollow garden]

The aquatanians prevent this message from coming to them

[hollow garden]

I'm aware

[prime compass]

@hollow garden news on New World

[hollow garden]

This is probably not possible for you

[brittle gust]

How? Did you never read about noble houses rebelling...?
In belemin's situation the governor's have more incentive to stay loyal because
a. They wont have that much power entrenched in the region, so they will have to rely on the emperor
b. They will directly owe their position to the king

[hollow garden]

As you are a foreigner so the nobles would oppose this very much

[sullen pawn]

Ohio

[west path]

A is cause for rebellion
B means nothing in the grand scheme of things since it also means that their reign dies out with them, thus their children will live as commoners

[brittle gust]

Hold a competency test among all his children and grandchildren (men and women) to determine the successor

[west path]

i literally live in Europe where feudalism was prominent btw 👽 i kinda know this stuff...

[prime compass]

Give @west path Status of governor.

[west path]

nope

❌

[prime compass]

If he declines, send him to the army.

[west path]

nope

❌

@hollow garden take my assets and hit the road

its time to leave!

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Not so fast pal

[hollow garden]

They show you around the land

they also warn you about a ferocious beast

[prime compass]

YYYaaa

[hollow garden]

called "the sun stalker"

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

very fast actually

[spring bison]

@hollow garden after dms call for a conference of the plot to decide the path of the leadership

[prime compass]

Ask them for info about it
Back home, build military baracks, cities, roads and farms in the tribal area

[west path]

i already planned for this

[brittle gust]

A. How will they rebel if they don't have enough power entrenched to rebel...?
B. The Sigma commonwealth's upper middle class (what the governor's children and governor will be after their retirement) aren't poor? They'll be well settled and have chances for good occupations and some may even become governors 🤯

[prime compass]

@hollow garden stop the merchant and bring him in

[west path]

what 👽

governors literally RULE THE LAND

they can rally the people

make an army

tfym

[hollow garden]

@west path you are captured by a group of imperial soldiers

while trying to escape

[west path]

B also doesn't make sense since theres no guarantee your assets get transferred

[west path]

can i uhh get out of their grasp and jump overboard

😇

[brittle gust]

So can a noble?

[brittle gust]

So... Can a noble?

[west path]

i'd rather drown than serve them

[west path]

what is their incentive

[prime compass]

@west path why do you want to leave?

[west path]

if they have a stable title, good laws towards them

and they can go on foreign conquests and literally dedicate their troops to the country

[brittle gust]

B. It does make sense tf are you on qevie. All their money will be inherited to the children and if you were a decent enough parent you'd have bought places to stay and shit

[west path]

im not getting my ass drafted nor am i becoming a governor

[prime compass]

What do you want?

What is it you seek?

[brittle gust]

Lmao

I gotta get my eyes onto the Aquatanians

[prime compass]

Fuckin merchant

I should fuckin torture you

[west path]

the land of Valport to be under house Satoy like it rightfully should be

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust you have three options
1- princess Jenora she is very interested in the new world and exploration to it
2- Prince olt he wants to focus on warfare with aquatia and conquering it
3- Prince Noran he wants to develop the nation more and embrace the dawnist ideals more

[prime compass]

So goverm Valport?

[hollow garden]

Those 3 are the most competent in the royal family

[west path]

OWN valport as nobility

🤫

[hollow garden]

yes but what next

[prime compass]

@hollow garden any news

[brittle gust]

Prince Olt shall be chosen
How old is he

[prime compass]

Yeah nah pal

Wait

[west path]

I pray to the gods of the sea and allow myself to swim alongside the ocean current

[brittle gust]

Wait no

NOT OLT

[spring bison]

@hollow garden

[brittle gust]

NORWN

NORAN

not olty

[prime compass]

@west path I have a deal.

[west path]

im already overboard bitch you are not reaching me 🙏

I will find my way in the world one way or another

[prime compass]

shoot arrows at you ah damn!!

[hollow garden]

It's a golden big cat that hunts isolatary and is similar to lions and sabertooths

[west path]

the will of the peoples of Valport will not fall ✊

especially not when held by a Satoy

[hollow garden]

Alr

[prime compass]

Ask them where it is

[west path]

odd thing to do for someone you want to capture and someone that is actively being washed up by the ocean 🤔

[prime compass]

Qevie I hope you drown

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

A peaceful transfer of power will take place with the Emperor crowning Noran as emperor and going off to enjoy his very late retirement

[west path]

i pray for that too

[hollow garden]

@prime compass a major development plan is initiated in the tribal area

[prime compass]

You could have had everything you wanted

[west path]

i'd rather do that than serve the commonwealth as a slave

[spring bison]

klez

[brittle gust]

A grand coronation fit for the ages will happen AGAIN

[prime compass]

Fund it fr

[spring bison]

I am going to kill you

[prime compass]

You couldve been something great

[hollow garden]

ohh

[prime compass]

Yet you threw it away

[hollow garden]

I forgot one sec

[spring bison]

@hollow garden

[brittle gust]

Mmm

[west path]

selling myself off to the commonwealth isnt being great

🤫

[prime compass]

I wouldve supported you vro

You couldve gone to the new World!!

[brittle gust]

The commonwealth and me are the richest places in the world, qevie

[prime compass]

Real

Nolt are you at the New World

[west path]

inconsequential for forging my legacy

[brittle gust]

No because I have g*ndals at my doorstep

[prime compass]

oh ok

New World is lit

[brittle gust]

You do you

[hollow garden]

@spring bison lord Verick and Temar are both mysteriously killed

The guilds are blamed for this assassination

[brittle gust]

Im thinking of this governor system as similar to the administrative government type in ck3

[hollow garden]

but this drives deep chaos in the coup forces

And the guilds use this chance to push back

[prime compass]

Hows the development going

[west path]

yep you are LITERALLY LEECHING OFF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE

😭

[hollow garden]

The tide of the war is changing

[hollow garden]

A conference is called

[brittle gust]

DID YOU JUST FIGURE IT OUT, QEVIE?

[hollow garden]

And the two candidates are you

And hamar

[west path]

@hollow garden have i arrived somewhere

[west path]

ive known for a while i just needed enough proof

[hollow garden]

(it's the plan you said)

[prime compass]

Hows it going

[hollow garden]

@west path do you swim left or right

[prime compass]

Hm

[brittle gust]

I've literally said I always lean on Roman systems every time I do doc mws

😭

[spring bison]

dm

[spring bison]

do not

[brittle gust]

Stop being annoying I'll do it because I can and I like it

[brittle gust]

👽

[spring bison]

👽

[brittle gust]

Mmm

[hollow garden]

Olt peacefully accepts this

[brittle gust]

Happy times

[spring bison]

rude

[hollow garden]

But Jenora is outraged by this

And comes to you

[spring bison]

bro randomlly became rude

[hollow garden]

And tells you to re consider your choice

[brittle gust]

It's always the women

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust she asks you to have a private talk

away from the nobles and the guards

[prime compass]

@hollow garden have we found out anything new about the sun stalker

[brittle gust]

What can go wrong 😂
(I've already done the coronation right?)
Go i guess

[hollow garden]

not really you are in tribal sanctuaries so you haven't encountered any yet

but it's there

[hollow garden]

The coronation hasn't happened yet

[brittle gust]

Oh

Refuse

Say her i need to get my tea

[prime compass]

Also start farming those tomato and potato mixes

[west path]

left

[brittle gust]

And go off and do the documents to make Noran my heir official

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

She just wants to talk

[hollow garden]

Alright

[brittle gust]

And I'm an old man who needs the help of his maids to go to the bathroom.

Who needs his caffeine

[hollow garden]

The first polatos are being grown in belemnia

The order declares them heretical

[spring bison]

@hollow garden klez

[brittle gust]

Damn

[hollow garden]

And asks of you to stop this debauchery

[prime compass]

Mam fuck the örder

[brittle gust]

Must be evil fruits...? Veggies?

[hollow garden]

She starts jumping up and down in anger

[brittle gust]

IS RHAT A FRUIT OF VEGGIE

[hollow garden]

And draws out her hidden sword

[prime compass]

What would happen if I disband the order

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

NÖOOOOOO

[marsh lance]

Holy shit!

[brittle gust]

Is she 10
"You remind me of your father when he was 10 and learnt he can't get a ship"

[prime compass]

Pat!!

[brittle gust]

Is she ten, though, klez

Why is she acting like a ten year old

[prime compass]

No

She is 12

[hollow garden]

@spring bison Hamar agrees to support your bid

[brittle gust]

Do you want her

[hollow garden]

And you gain leadership over the coup forces completely

But the situation is looking bad

[prime compass]

No

[fallow lark]

What

[hollow garden]

The guilds are launching a counter offensive that's regaining the core cities

[fallow lark]

Hold on imma scroll up

[brittle gust]

I'll send her to a sigma boarding school

[fallow lark]

This doesn't look good so far

[spring bison]

send the full force of my army to spearhead a incirclement in the west counter-offensive

[prime compass]

NOOOO

[brittle gust]

Wdym?

[spring bison]

not full force

[hollow garden]

@west path after swimming westwards for a couple of miles in an Olympic level swim

You arrive at another commonwealth land

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

[hollow garden]

🤯

[brittle gust]

That is

Golden

[hollow garden]

I think he wanted to swim eastwards

[prime compass]

@hollow garden capture the merchant again

[hollow garden]

but he got confused

[hollow garden]

Gered is captured by imperial guards

[fallow lark]

Opening discord and seeing this without context.

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden how am I doing

[hollow garden]

Oh?

[prime compass]

Give him amnesty

[hollow garden]

A pincer attack?

[spring bison]

not full force

[west path]

erea

[velvet moss]

whats up

[spring bison]

I guess

[prime compass]

I forgive you

[hollow garden]

She is 31

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Alrighty now officially coronate noran as emperor and go off to retirement

[west path]

atleast they dont know i live 😈

[hollow garden]

The oldest of the candidates

[brittle gust]

You switched the 3 and 1, qwas

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust what do you do now

[prime compass]

You got captured

[hollow garden]

She is drawing her sword

And she intends to resolve this not so peacefully

[prime compass]

Bitch slap

[brittle gust]

Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

[west path]

how did they know im alive

👽

[hollow garden]

YOU

You are up

[west path]

literally HOW

[velvet moss]

no you

[prime compass]

@hollow garden has the development of the tribal areas finished

[hollow garden]

You walked to the coastline?

like they would realise it's you

[prime compass]

Smh

[brittle gust]

As I am a ghost capable of hopping between family
Posses her and stop

[west path]

i was literally dragged away to sea in their POV

👽

[prime compass]

@west path do you wanna explore the World?

[hollow garden]

Wait what 👽

Didn't you jump overboard

[west path]

I JUMPED OVERBOARD AND LET THE OCEAN DRAG ME ALONG

[prime compass]

I will give you amnesty

[hollow garden]

This is successful

[west path]

we were on a ship to the NEW WORLD

[midnight ocean]

What are yall playing sea of thieves?

[prime compass]

No?

[prime compass]

Qevie is trying to run from my kingdom

[hollow garden]

(he was)

[west path]

yes

[west path]

also wasnt it MY SHIP

[prime compass]

I see

[hollow garden]

yes so the current would get you to the coast

[west path]

how did they catch me on MY SHIP

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden gtg fit 3 hours

[prime compass]

L

Skill issue?

@hollow garden any new World news

[hollow garden]

Belemin has a fleet 👽

[hollow garden]

I see

[west path]

how would they know it was my ship

[brittle gust]

Heh

[west path]

?

[hollow garden]

Yes

[west path]

i literally made Valport a trade destination

[prime compass]

Has trade and commerce developed

[prime compass]

Qevie I will give you a chance

[spring bison]

@hollow garden KLEZ
][

[hollow garden]

Your personal ship would be well known?

[west path]

i didnt travel anywhere

[hollow garden]

LeBron I'm in a host argument

one sec

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

Alright now, hold the coronation and Noran would be emperor, the new dawn.!!!!

[spring bison]

what is happening