🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

Yes or no, was it a challenge

[prime compass]

The potential Sigma Commonwealth (blue)

[prime compass]

No

[brittle gust]

It's simple yes or no question

[brittle gust]

Thought so

[prime compass]

What did you say?

[brittle gust]

I said

"thought so"

[wild mason]

I wonder if there is a mod to make water level higher 🤔

Would be cool to have more islands

[prime compass]

I will fill the carcasses of your people with mud

[brittle gust]

Flood???

[prime compass]

As they are worth nothing

Only scum

[brittle gust]

Errm actually it's corpses

[prime compass]

That need to be eradicated

[brittle gust]

🥱 try me

[prime compass]

Is that a challenge?

[marsh lance]

the seafloor under those islands would look kinda alien

underwater tree

[prime compass]

Hm

[wild mason]

You know what would be really cool

[brittle gust]

Yes

Yes it is

[wild mason]

A mod where water level very slowly rises

[prime compass]

Oh?

[wild mason]

Like every 30 days ingame

And it gets scarier over time

[brittle gust]

Wouldn't that be a plugin idk

[prime compass]

I will gladly massacre you, nolt

But we live a whole sea away

I do not even know you exist

[brittle gust]

Gladly, I'll genocide you to non existence. Not a bit of your history will remain

[brittle gust]

Lol

[prime compass]

The great Dynasty will always stand strong

Atop you ingrates

[wild mason]

I know Ive seen videos of people doing that

[brittle gust]

The Nolt Ekk kwalrorl Jot Dynasty is better

[brittle gust]

Interesting

[prime compass]

What if some were to rebel

[brittle gust]

I should go on a creative world and just try improving my building skills

[brittle gust]

I've quite incapacitated my "vassals"

They are figureheads in large houses, that is all

[prime compass]

I will Fund rebels

Hm

[brittle gust]

None exist

[prime compass]

I will create rebels

[brittle gust]

None will exist

[prime compass]

I will send bomb

Jm

Hmm

[brittle gust]

Real

[prime compass]

Put bombs in trade ships

And boom!

[brittle gust]

Im gonna get on mc

[prime compass]

In the masses

[brittle gust]

Bye byes

[prime compass]

Bye nolty

[spring bison]

insane

@hollow garden opinions

[wild mason]

Why is Amazting giant

[earnest halo]

Owo top cash

[brittle gust]

Goddamn

[brittle gust]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@brittle gust: like, o-owo tup cash (• o •)

[earnest halo]

Wtf

[hollow garden]

REAL

Acutally this IS real

[earnest halo]

Owo top money

~owoify

Oh,ok

[spring bison]

when klez mw

[hollow garden]

Jossa

What are you doing

[earnest halo]

This sew havent owo bot

[hollow garden]

Do you support these borders lebron

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

I'm hosting

[frosty drum]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

👽

[earnest halo]

Can someone create a beautiful world for me?

[frosty drum]

No.....
I'm tired....

[spring bison]

womp womp

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[spring bison]

how does one become tired in the weekend

[hollow garden]

Okay wait before we begin session should tribes be put on the map or no?

[wild mason]

im tiny now

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

meana

[brittle gust]

Average rat activity

[frosty drum]

Played in a football game until 11 30 night
Forced awake early
Appointment
Have a cold
Ect

[prime compass]

Do I have to invade them or

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Can I make actions later

[brittle gust]

Yuh

[hollow garden]

Btw the northern areas have as much people

It's just that the south is mapped

[brittle gust]

I will genocide integrate them

[hollow garden]

Because everyone playing is there

[hollow garden]

Their military is weak

So you could just do a normal expansion action

[prime compass]

What if I take all the tribes and unify them with the Sigma Commonwealth

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

And fund their growth

[hollow garden]

Sure

[hollow garden]

Benevolent sigma dynasty

unreal

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[wild mason]

👽

[spring bison]

can I take over a nation

[prime compass]

@hollow garden nvm massacre all tribes, pink tribe style (joke)

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

Expando

Build forta

Expando build fortato!

[prime compass]

Nolt

[brittle gust]

Making a Harry Potter spell

[prime compass]

He is still prepare

[brittle gust]

Yuh?

[hollow garden]

Session 13

[brittle gust]

Aw

[prime compass]

He need to ping people

[brittle gust]

Yay

[hollow garden]

Alr

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

Who is playing

Nolt, me, lebron, skillerz?

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Harith's wife bears a beautiful daughter

[brittle gust]

It has been a while since I got into a war in a mw before

[prime compass]

Oiljohn?

[hollow garden]

What do you name her?

[hollow garden]

Seyern too

[prime compass]

Hmm

[hollow garden]

@spring bison what nation do you want to be?

[spring bison]

whats the most powerfull unclaimed

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden fortify this a fuck ton in the name of protecting travelers going from noltia to aquitaine

[prime compass]

@hollow garden name her samah

[brittle gust]

And protecting trade in the lake

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Aqautia is angered by your expansion and the military base

Adm they demand that you retreat a bit from the border

[brittle gust]

Sucks to suck

[hollow garden]

Nsoia

[spring bison]

tf

[prime compass]

@hollow garden choose harith

This HAS to work

[spring bison]

I am sending muhammed

[brittle gust]

Act like I'm retreating but
Send out messages to those two nation in the south of aqautia, offering them pieces of aqautia

Mobilize the armies of the kingdom

[prime compass]

@hollow garden now as harith, ride to the capital of Sigma and apologize to my brother Lokas very deeply, express how I was selfish in my Action and didnt think of the pain I would cause

[spring bison]

@hollow garden summon muhammed and make him a nation and make me that

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Sigmiam nobles are frustrated at the lack of wars and threaten to compete using science and art if you don't start more wars

[brittle gust]

Gonna fight aqautia with the og Pokemon theme song in the background 🔥

[prime compass]

Wait am I lokas or harith

[brittle gust]

LMAO

[prime compass]

Fuckin nobles

Smh

[brittle gust]

Imagine having actually influential nobles

[prime compass]

"Send them out to war"

[prime compass]

😔

[brittle gust]

Conscript the nobles

[prime compass]

Uh what

[brittle gust]

And put them all in a regiment

[prime compass]

Hmm

[brittle gust]

On the front lines

[prime compass]

They did threaten a Civil war-

[brittle gust]

And watch as they die

[hollow garden]

Jelona agrees to this while Tenera's king is completely devoted to his aquatian overlords and refuses this and tells Aqautia about your plans too

[prime compass]

Against Cosmicia..

[hollow garden]

Jelona is the dark red one

[hollow garden]

👽

[prime compass]

Klez am I lokas or harith

[spring bison]

do it

[spring bison]

muhammed will conquer the world

[hollow garden]

Lokas gets quite emotional at your apology and he breaks into tears when you get to the part about the pain that you would cause him

And he then hugs you and decides to forgive you

[brittle gust]

Real
Alr, ask the northern dudes.
Ask jelona to take care of tenera
Swarm in aqautia's border before they can do anything, and choke their trade by blockading harbours in the lake

[brittle gust]

😢

[hollow garden]

"I forgive all you have done to me brother"

[brittle gust]

Klez how old is my king

Is he 90

[hollow garden]

And continues"you will always remain my younger brother"

[brittle gust]

He will March to war

[hollow garden]

65

[brittle gust]

SO TRUE

[prime compass]

Offer him the idea of the Sigma Commonwealth

Good art

[brittle gust]

ESTABLISH OLDER BROTHER SUPERIORITY

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

You are a merchant named Mohammed in nsoia

[brittle gust]

The king will ride to war!

[hollow garden]

You come from a poor peasant family

but you self learnt mathematics and basic trade practices

[brittle gust]

Hoorah

[prime compass]

The Commonwealth

[brittle gust]

Math is like meth
You can't live without it

[hollow garden]

You are a spirit that possesses anyone in the bloodline

So you can be either

[brittle gust]

Reql

[prime compass]

So now things are neutral?

[brittle gust]

Lokas superiority

[prime compass]

Hm

[hollow garden]

Northern dudes?

But alr

[brittle gust]

Ye

[hollow garden]

Your mobile has mobilized

[prime compass]

Does that mean I can switch from lokas to harith and other way around?

[hollow garden]

Mobile?

I meant army

[brittle gust]

🗿 🔥

[hollow garden]

Yes

[brittle gust]

What's the number

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

Your fleet is all based on the ocean

So to reach the lake you would have to cross the river

And half navigate the contient

[prime compass]

At a dinner with lokas, as harith, show him a plan for the Sigma Commonwealth
Great Art ik

[hollow garden]

Which will take two months

[brittle gust]

Ah alright, let it be for now

[hollow garden]

They tell you that aqutia has kept them under their thumb for a long time

And they agree to your plan

[brittle gust]

Just focus on taking over the harbours and ports then capturing their ships

[brittle gust]

🎉

What's our total number

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Tenra is this btw

Not the northern dudes

[prime compass]

@hollow garden about the nobles
As lokas now, tell them if they wish to fight in the next war

[brittle gust]

Ye

[hollow garden]

He supports it

He says that since he can't have children

Eventually the two thrones will be united

[brittle gust]

Why???

:d

[prime compass]

Ehem...

[hollow garden]

Lokas hired a maid to castrate him

[brittle gust]

That's

[prime compass]

Lokas 👽

[brittle gust]

Evil

[prime compass]

You mean harith

[brittle gust]

I like it

[hollow garden]

70K troops

[prime compass]

Tell him when he wants to unify

[hollow garden]

Aqutia has 90K but their equipment is worse

And most are peasants that get mobilized

[prime compass]

Woa this is like sigma and bolmicia

[hollow garden]

Unlike yours who is somewhat professional

[prime compass]

Yeah this is sigma and bolmicia

Part 2

Nolt edition

[hollow garden]

Wasn't your army bigger than bolimica

[prime compass]

I dont think so

[brittle gust]

Alr
With the king on the fields to increase the morale march in as liberators
We will not sack villages, we will rather purchase supplies from them Napoleon style

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[prime compass]

What the

What happened

[brittle gust]

The forts the submit will be left alone and the forts that don't will die

[spring bison]

am I literate

[hollow garden]

@prime compass powerful nobles and guilds begin sponsoring artists, inventors and thinkers in sigma to compete

[brittle gust]

Real

[prime compass]

Why do they do this

[brittle gust]

So evil

[hollow garden]

Yes you know how to read your regional language

And nsoian

[spring bison]

rename this shit name to LeBronian

[prime compass]

@hollow garden promise the nobles a war soon, however they will have to fight in it

[hollow garden]

Each noble wants to show his strength through them

In competition with the other nobles

[prime compass]

Yeah do the Action above

[hollow garden]

They are outraged by this

[prime compass]

Tell them I have a plan

I have a plan do not worry

[hollow garden]

You are a small merchant 👽

[prime compass]

This Plan is highly confidential

[hollow garden]

You don't have enough influence to change the country's name yet

[spring bison]

please do it klez

the name is trash

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

Aquatia is still gathering its forces

Your army reaches two cities

[brittle gust]

Warplan

[prime compass]

Just hold position

[hollow garden]

The dark red nation is your ally 👽

[prime compass]

And tire them out

Supply the south

[brittle gust]

The large one or smaller one

[brittle gust]

Hmm

That's actually a better idea

[brittle gust]

Fuck this

[prime compass]

The Sigma Warfare!!

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the sieges of bladsvills and Nor port and Laka port begin

[prime compass]

Sigmaian

[hollow garden]

The therka king starts getting nervous

[prime compass]

About the unification of Sigma uh what abt that

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust he sends an envoy to you

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Gonna use my better trained and experienced men to slowly wear them out with hit & run tactics while also slowly creeping down cities

[hollow garden]

telling you that he won't join the war

[rose forge]

For a buncha wacky funguses in the same place :P

[hollow garden]

If you let his nation be

[brittle gust]

Alrighty

Deal

[prime compass]

Buh

Ensure him safety

[brittle gust]

BUT

[hollow garden]

You want to unfiy them?

[brittle gust]

I'll send agents to his court

[hollow garden]

Will lokas and Harith both be kings?

[prime compass]

This

[brittle gust]

I want obstacles to fight in the future

[prime compass]

What does lokas think

[prime compass]

Eu

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

[brittle gust]

It won't be fun yk

[prime compass]

Eh make rebellion

[brittle gust]

And training for my military

[prime compass]

Torture rebels

Fun for the whole family!

[hollow garden]

He wants to be co king

Along with his little bro

[prime compass]

Oh yeah

[hollow garden]

Publicy?

Or covertly

[brittle gust]

Cocertly

[spring bison]

@hollow garden this whole merchant stuff is boring as fuck

can I be a general

[brittle gust]

AND publicly

[wild mason]

aMAZTING SAID BRB, BUT HE WAS NEVER BACK 😭 😭 😭

[prime compass]

@hollow garden 2 kings
One looks over the economy, the Son of Knowledge (Lokas)
The other looks over the army, the Son of Chaos (Harith)
When do they want the unification

[hollow garden]

@prime compass the belemian reinassance continues with a special machine that can rapidly copy books invented by a scholar named Alysander Caelum

[brittle gust]

The public ones will be the face and the convert ones do the actual work @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

what's your position on this?

[hollow garden]

But but you did nothing yet?

[brittle gust]

UNREAL

[hollow garden]

do you want me to start your situation

[spring bison]

I know

[hollow garden]

Or change into general

[spring bison]

merchants are boring

[prime compass]

Support it, our beautiful kingdom is flourishing

[brittle gust]

👽

[spring bison]

I want WAR

CONQUEST

[hollow garden]

He agrees

but he begs you to not attack

[brittle gust]

Alright

[brittle gust]

I won't

I am a man of honour

[prime compass]

@hollow garden invite Alysander Caelum to dinner and praise him for his great work, give him an award named the "True Pride of Sigma"

[brittle gust]

I will attack and tear him apart if he dares break his honour

[frank latch]

😔 I had plans to do this

[brittle gust]

He will be paraded around the ends of the world, impaled on a spike

[prime compass]

Start a Revolution

[spring bison]

I can fight for you

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Bradsville falls securing your hold over the region

Aquatanian troops arrive

[prime compass]

Hm

[prime compass]

Hmmm

[hollow garden]

they are planning to do a counter offensive from the mortj

[hollow garden]

Real

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Whenever we capture conscripted peasantry, we will treat them good and just give them labour like pushing supply trains, etc...

[hollow garden]

How will you change your war plans then

[prime compass]

@brittle gust send reinforcements to Bradsville frfr

Trust

[frank latch]

you matched your irl height?

[prime compass]

@hollow garden pookie what happen to this

[wild mason]

the portal mod is making the player models change sizes

[frank latch]

peculiar

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you are laborna

A young general who rose quickly in the nsoian army

[hollow garden]

You were sent to Wardlaw island

To conquer it for nsoia

[frank latch]

that looks pretty cool

[prime compass]

Ooh

[brittle gust]

Defend from bradsville and wear his larger force out, send out small raid parties to set fire to their camps at night and make sure to have regular night watches

Make it seem like I am playing it safe, and then—
Suddenly rush onto their camps and attack them.

[prime compass]

On a stormy night?

[hollow garden]

He is greatly honoured "my majesty I deserve no such things I only did what was right"

[hollow garden]

Alr

[prime compass]

"You are a greater man than me, Alysander. Be proud."

[wild mason]

pretty much everything for the server is working at this point

[frank latch]

awesome

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

(I can't join)

[hollow garden]

So will you do the commonwealth

[brittle gust]

Why not
@hollow garden do this on a stormy night, my king will this earn the nickname 'the Old Storm(of the battlefield)', it will strike Fear into the spines of enemies

[hollow garden]

as co kings

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

Yes.

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-cat-idiot-dumb-fatty-gif-24867998

[prime compass]

Lokas, the Son of Knowledge, will look over Economy

[spring bison]

James*

[brittle gust]

The Old Storm, Tarnaus Rex of Noltia

[prime compass]

Harith, Son of Anarchy, will look over Army

[prime compass]

Bru im makin all your army moves

[brittle gust]

Lmao

[prime compass]

Set the Camp on fire

Station archers in bushes

Shoot anyone that runs

Ez

[brittle gust]

I am doing that

[prime compass]

Good

[frank latch]

Hey
I had to cut a deal with Fish to play wart under wit him in order for him to update his mods to 1.21 (it's the version TPMC is on and he couldn't play cus he was too lazy to update)

[hollow garden]

3 weeks pass and the battle of Bradsville happens
The battle is a decisive noltian victory
Noltian army loses 4K troops
Aquatanian army loses 19K
And 7K are captured alongside the third aquatanian prince himself

[prime compass]

Ooh

Ransom

[brittle gust]

What is his name and what is his age

[hollow garden]

How will you approach this James?

Through peace and settlement

Or through attack and terror

[prime compass]

@hollow garden when do lokas and harith want the unification

[spring bison]

slaughter the natives and begin settling with our own people

[prime compass]

Lokas

Harith

[pine copper]

@prime compass who’s host8ng?

[prime compass]

Klez

[frank latch]

John

[hollow garden]

His name Vanar de lar and age is 32

[frank latch]

John*

[prime compass]

John Klez

[hollow garden]

Slaughter?

damn

[frank latch]

Saint Klez

[prime compass]

Klez D. Grace

[brittle gust]

Alright
Send the Aquatanian emperor a ransom demand for his son.

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust do you remember those schools you built last session

[brittle gust]

Yes

[hollow garden]

They can do it now

[frank latch]

"They just got obliterated"

[hollow garden]

do you want them to?

[prime compass]

Yes.

The Sigma Commonwealth

[pine copper]

Oil or klez?

[brittle gust]

Did the smart kids make the atomic bomb

[brittle gust]

Klez

[frank latch]

Saint Klez

[brittle gust]

St. Klez of all grace

[hollow garden]

The first generation of Notlian intellectuals is grown and combined with an inflow of books from aqutia and Skilleria a wave of scholars, artists, and philosophers begin to spread new ideas inspired by them

[prime compass]

A

[hollow garden]

Alongside completely new ones

Do you condemn this?

or do you support it

[hollow garden]

Alr

[prime compass]

Support ofc

[brittle gust]

What kind of ideas...?

[frank latch]

@brittle gust In their efforts testing for and attempting to develop a nuclear weapon
An experiment went out of control and resulted in the radioactive contamination of a radius of 100km around the school.

[pine copper]

They’re a saint now?

[spring bison]

@hollow garden Build a military base in the center to ensure settling

[brittle gust]

Real

[brittle gust]

Yeh uh

[prime compass]

Lokas, Son of Knowledge: looks over the economy and the peoples wishes
Harith, Son of Anarchy: looks over army, aswell as war

[pine copper]

Since when

[brittle gust]

Every moment during a klez hosta
I fear that his internet went outa

[brittle gust]

Since now

[prime compass]

Nolt rate names

[brittle gust]

Ehhh

[prime compass]

Son of Knowledge fr

What do I give

[brittle gust]

What about 'the Steward King' and 'the War King'

[prime compass]

Hm

Yes

Nolt that is

Magnificient

[brittle gust]

[prime compass]

The Steward King, Lokas

The War King, Harith

[hollow garden]

@prime compass the sigma commonwealth is proclaimed

[pine copper]

I should become one

[brittle gust]

It could be warrior king to, whatever you prefer to

[prime compass]

Nice

[hollow garden]

Harith also has two twins born

[prime compass]

Yeeee

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

[prime compass]

Laith

And

[hollow garden]

You begin driving out natives

[prime compass]

Hmm

[hollow garden]

In the south

[hollow garden]

In the centre?

This will be quite the ambitious move

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mapter-can-we-mouse-rat-kangaroo-rat-gif-22078139

did I join this MW

[hollow garden]

Many

Political

Artistic

Social

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Name the 2 boys: Laith and Wesam

[hollow garden]

The nobles ask

[pine copper]

We need social civilization

[prime compass]

Damm nobles

[prime compass]

What do they ask

[brittle gust]

Let anything against the king and the royal family be left alone, but bolster anything that goes in favour towards the king and the royal family.
Also bolster anything favouring centralization of the authority in the country
Bolster things that remove social inequalities such as gender inequalities
Art can do whatever it wants iirc

Does the Aquatanian emperor want his son back for a ransom

[west path]

nuh uh

they wouldnt be good

[rose forge]

why not

I managed to grow 4 outta 6 colors randomly all coexisting in the same spot thanks to farmland

[fallen cipher]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[brittle gust]

So evil

[west path]

because farmland is a very dry area

and fungus thrive in dry areas

[hollow garden]

Will this be a permanent thing?

[hollow garden]

will military and economic power be divided or will they be merged after succession

[west path]

not TOO dry though

[rose forge]

Is it tho

[hollow garden]

test

[rose forge]

I'm playing on the android version

so outdated

[west path]

it is more dry than grass

[prime compass]

What do they mean

[rose forge]

farmland for me is ideal for all fungus

[prime compass]

I do not understand

[west path]

its good for non-extreme funguses

if you want swamp fungus to grow there... you cant

[hollow garden]

Uncropped

evil

[brittle gust]

Real klez

No problem

[rose forge]

Oh so im the newer versions of the game it's just like any other terrain?

boo

[brittle gust]

You won't die

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do they mean lokas will have no impact on the Military and harith on economy?

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the aquatanian Emepror a family man is deeply shaken by this

And sends a message "my son! My son! Is he alive?"

[hollow garden]

No they mean that after lokas dies

Someone else will be responsible for economic matters

instead of Harith gaining both powers

[prime compass]

Then harith will learn both

He will learn from lokas

Brb

[frank latch]

I like how we discovered Venice and Florence during the Renaissance

[west path]

no theyre different

[west path]

BUT they are more suspectible to the surrounding terrains conditions

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Alysander Caelum gains fame as a brilliant mind writing many theses and producing ideas

He comes to your castle

[west path]

so if dirt is surrounded by wet terrain it will have high moisture

[hollow garden]

And asks for permission to enter

[brittle gust]

Alright
Use this momentary weakness to my advantage and push to capture this city

And send a ransom demand for a lotta gold :>

[west path]

and the opposite for dry land

[hollow garden]

The bolimcian nobles are quite displeased with this

[brittle gust]

Where is this

[rose forge]

oh ok

[brittle gust]

The blood circulation thing is actually quite funny

[rose forge]

I'm definitely playing on a way outdated version then :<

[prime compass]

Ask for his reason

[prime compass]

Harith is competent

[rose forge]

welp I get to have wacky shit atleast cause dirt be for all fungi in that version

[brittle gust]

People thought blood recycled itself in the blood vessels and ridiculed the bro who figured out blood circulation, calling him 'circulator'

[west path]

doubt it

[rose forge]

noice

[rose forge]

I'm playing on the android version

which has been delisted from the playstore

[west path]

whats its version

[frank latch]

just some random website I clicked on
I didn't check it for legitimacy or anything

[frank latch]

I just found what it said a little humorous

[rose forge]

1.06.3381

[prime compass]

Damm nobles

Go to war

[west path]

👽

[prime compass]

Hm

[hollow garden]

saying that if both chairs unite

[prime compass]

Yes?

[west path]

this is my game version

[rose forge]

oki

[west path]

you arent on an outdated version

[prime compass]

If both chairs unite

[hollow garden]

The balance of power will shift to sigma @prime compass

[prime compass]

What then

[hollow garden]

Sorry but my internet died

[prime compass]

Aaaaa

[west path]

i am PRAYING this is going to actually happen

[prime compass]

AAAAAAAA

Damm nobles

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

[brittle gust]

No problemo

[pine copper]

W

[brittle gust]

Yuh

[rose forge]

Well I can grow extremely wet fungi and and arid fungi on a giant plot of dirt just fine

Animals just need water holes to not fucking die of dehydration

[prime compass]

A competent King will have no such problem

[brittle gust]

GRRR

[hollow garden]

The troops after the victory continue pressing on some aquatanian troops try to put a defence but they are forced into a rout

The siege of Vahila begins

[brittle gust]

🙏

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

The military base is established

[prime compass]

@brittle gust outlast the aqua whatever

[hollow garden]

The Emepror asks how much gold you want

[prime compass]

Besiege them

[hollow garden]

he says that he will give anything for his son

[prime compass]

And wait

[west path]

swamp terrain also works

[hollow garden]

He tells you that he weeps everyday

[rose forge]

just... get an apk from uptodown?

[prime compass]

1 million beer

[hollow garden]

while he is in danger

[brittle gust]

50% of his treasury

[west path]

my arid fungi arent doing well

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[west path]

next to swamp terrian

[brittle gust]

Idk how to do that
I ain't no tech wiz

[west path]

in regular dirt its fine

[rose forge]

just open and install the file ~w~

[west path]

the dirt absorbs the traits of its nearby terrain

[prime compass]

Nolt are you making him economically unstable so that his kingdom collapses on its own?

[rose forge]

it automatically prompts u on download

[prime compass]

Bravo

[hollow garden]

@spring bison Additionally while you are in one of your depopulation campaigns In the countryside you see a village

And a mother with two children approaches you

[prime compass]

I swear

[frank latch]

what these bro's using parachutes for?

[brittle gust]

Yes

[spring bison]

fire!

[rose forge]

aight gonna make a world where it's all farmland scattered with pockets of water

[hollow garden]

But the guarantee of a competent king isn't for sure

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do I know of lebrons existence

[hollow garden]

They want a concession

to guarantee their power

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-mirkwood-army-archers-battle-gif-16495755

[prime compass]

What is that

Uh

[brittle gust]

Help o great tech wiZ

[hollow garden]

He tells you that this is unreasonable

[prime compass]

Do you want your son or his head?

[hollow garden]

The mother and children are horribly mutilated

[prime compass]

Nolt do this

TRUST

[hollow garden]

which enrages the villagers

[west path]

@rose forge should i join the beta

[prime compass]

..

Lebron I will

[hollow garden]

Who come and attack your children with clubs

[prime compass]

I will kill you

[spring bison]

@hollow garden actually this gif is genius. create a strategy that looks like this

[hollow garden]

no

[west path]

ill have to unfortunately remove my old world

[brittle gust]

30% of his treasury, give or take. Less and all he gets is a finger or two

[prime compass]

So what are the nobles wishes

[rose forge]

nvm just use this
https://apkpure.com/vilmonic-evolve-pixel-life/com.bludgeonsoft.vilmonic

[spring bison]

👽

[prime compass]

Nolt bro you shoulve said

[hollow garden]

Compromise

[spring bison]

why do we have children on the military

[prime compass]

"Your son whole or only his head"

[rose forge]

don't see why not

[brittle gust]

Ehhh

[prime compass]

Uh elaborate

[prime compass]

Trust

[brittle gust]

I was about to threaten to make him an eunuch

[hollow garden]

He tells you that he has discovered an idea of great promise

And wishes to discuss it with you

[west path]

the reason is having to start a new world

[prime compass]

Oh he wants a loan?

Tell him what this idea is

[hollow garden]

Basically they want somewhat of a leader separate from the crown directly

[prime compass]

To manage smaller regions?

Or

[hollow garden]

but not necessarily away from it entirely

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Nuke Medieval England

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 4

[brittle gust]

A vizer?

[frank latch]

😔

[prime compass]

I should send the nobles into war

Like

I can have your wifes head on a plate

[frank latch]

,roll 20 eat @prime compass

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 12

[brittle gust]

🗿

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat @frank latch

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frank latch]

grrr

[hollow garden]

He excitedly presents you with a piece of paper that has many writings on top of a black powder and says " your highness I have heard rumours about this powder it's a powder from cosmicia but it's from the gods my king! I looked into it and it apparently can cause explosions when lit with fire"

[rose forge]

fair

[prime compass]

"And how do you want to acquire it?"

[hollow garden]

"all I ask is for you to sponsor me with 200 gold pieces my king and I will utilise it for our kingdom "

[spring bison]

@hollow garden use archers to massacre incoming villagers and using shield bearers to block as much of charge

[brittle gust]

...

[hollow garden]

Yes

[brittle gust]

REAL

[prime compass]

Is bomb

[hollow garden]

No

I mean their children

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

[hollow garden]

Autocorrect

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden incase the flood of messages made u miss this

[hollow garden]

the children of the mother

[prime compass]

"I will allow it, however if it fails consider your name tarnished"

[hollow garden]

He tells you that you are being a fool

[brittle gust]

Send him a few fingers

[prime compass]

Send him a finger

[spring bison]

I dont understand

[spring bison]

are the villagers attacking me

[hollow garden]

And that his honourable son wouldn't give this money back if he knew what the price was

[prime compass]

Did we just

Have the same idea

[hollow garden]

Alr

@spring bison your soldiers massacre the charging villagers

Who begin to flee

[fair topaz]

I like mine fantastic

[prime compass]

@hollow garden any news on Nobles

[spring bison]

porsue them with cavalry and do archer volleys

[frank latch]

why did we give rebrs image perms here

[hollow garden]

He nods "I won't disappoint you my king"

[fair topaz]

Good job King gives you 1 million bucks

[prime compass]

"I expect nothing short of wonder from you"

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust A mysterious invention has emerged in the east allowing books to be copied rapidly

[brittle gust]

Send him a few fingers And use his anger and emotional instability to strike his army camp,
We will launch fire arrows first into the camp at night and have additional archers attack at the escapes and at the morning we launch a full scale attack.

[prime compass]

Thats mine!!

[hollow garden]

He panics and tells you that he will give the 30%

[brittle gust]

Interesting.
Find this machine and use it to spread royal propaganda and bolster

[prime compass]

Pay up

[hollow garden]

what camp 👽

Currently there is no aquatanian camp gathered

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[hollow garden]

They are still re organising from the first battle

[brittle gust]

Alright

Deal

[prime compass]

Nolt you aint gettin my machine

@hollow garden news on Alysander?

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

[prime compass]

The nobles?

[hollow garden]

The nobles are still busy in their investment race

[brittle gust]

Hmm,
Send out scouts to figure out their rally points and preemptively attack the rally points to cripple them and stop them from re organising

[hollow garden]

Everyone wants the next Alysander

[brittle gust]

You didn't patent it

[prime compass]

Build a statue of Alysander in the capital, honoring his great work

[brittle gust]

🥱

[spring bison]

ok guys

[hollow garden]

@prime compass you were walking through the streets when a young boy came up to you

[spring bison]

apparently

[hollow garden]

he gets a harp and starts playing straight fire

[prime compass]

Yes?

[spring bison]

Ubisoft is negotiating with the chinese

it is over

[hollow garden]

Is it about the black samurai thing

[prime compass]

Bring him to the castle and allow him to play music while I eat dinner

[spring bison]

Ubisoft is being bought by the chinese

it is over

[brittle gust]

How many child labourers are they asking

[hollow garden]

Alr

[brittle gust]

So, infinite?

[frank latch]

Proof of a grand chinese plan to strangle the western economies

[wild mason]

Vanilla / Ashen / Ashen with Soals

[hollow garden]

"my k-king no I just want you to sponsor me please"

[spring bison]

it was a factor

[brittle gust]

Troll AmazTING fr

[frank latch]

AmazTING has joined the game

[spring bison]

tell me when the last good ubisoft game released

[hollow garden]

He tells you that nobles are sponsoring artists everywhere

[prime compass]

"Your Talents are beyond extraodinary, how much."

[hollow garden]

But no one wants to sponsor him

because he is an orphan

[prime compass]

I see great promise in him

[hollow garden]

15 gold pieces

[spring bison]

@hollow garden update when

[prime compass]

Is that a lot

[brittle gust]

Pay him quadruple

Nono

100 times

That

[prime compass]

Be quiet

[brittle gust]

1500 gold

[prime compass]

Noltian

[hollow garden]

Damn that's brutal

[prime compass]

@hollow garden give the boy 50 instead

[brittle gust]

If you do that
He will sing songs about u to the common fold
And they'll like you

[prime compass]

I am in a age of flourish

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

[prime compass]

A Renaissance

[hollow garden]

This incident galvanizes the natives

The tribes begin forming a united front

[prime compass]

Caused by

The Great King Sigma

[hollow garden]

However you manage to destroy Tana village completely

one of the major indigenous towns in the south

[spring bison]

request reinforcements

[brittle gust]

Reala

f

[prime compass]

@hollow garden news on the boy, i gave him 50 Gold coins

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

You find their rallying point here

[prime compass]

Plant explosive

[hollow garden]

The emperor sends you 4000 gold pieces

[prime compass]

Oh

Oh wow

[brittle gust]

Pre emptive strike supplied by cavalry

[hollow garden]

In exchange for his son's freedom

[prime compass]

Nolt yoi could

Hm

[hollow garden]

Your fleet also finally reached the lake

making the two ports fall

[hollow garden]

Alr

[prime compass]

Man I miss war

[hollow garden]

The nsoian guilds agree but they want to enforce a policy on you to spare the women and the children and the elderly

[prime compass]

@hollow garden news on the boy and Alysander?

[hollow garden]

He is surprised and tells you that he doesn't need all of this

[brittle gust]

Invest the money into giving my men some bonuses and the rest into the infrastructure of the country

[prime compass]

Tell him it is not of worry, my boy

[spring bison]

simply falsify the reports saying we are saving them when in reality we arent

[brittle gust]

Evil

[prime compass]

Education !!?!?!

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-marx-marxist-leninist-communist-gif-17594904

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Alysander manages to find a mechanism that causes an explosion that fires a metal projectile that can penetrate castles and walls

[brittle gust]

Ehe

[hollow garden]

he wants to name it "gunpowder"

[brittle gust]

Cannons...

[prime compass]

Will be useful against Cosmicia

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-fire-lebron-pregame-lebron-fire-gif-6415202897721076578

[brittle gust]

So canon

Dammn

[hollow garden]

He is very grateful for you and says that he will not disappoint you

[prime compass]

Yes.

[hollow garden]

His name is orin althar

Remember this

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-satanic-ritual-gif-3304658659514866408

[hollow garden]

real...

[frank latch]

boring ahh name
We should name it Fire Powder

[prime compass]

With the iron mines in the north start buildint cannons

[prime compass]

Yap

You didnt forget about the mines did you klez

[hollow garden]

The nsoian guilds say that they have been misinformed by indigenous sources that you were massacring them

[prime compass]

@hollow garden offer the cyan tribe to join the Commonwealth

[hollow garden]

And they agree to send you a 12K reinforcement

[hollow garden]

Alr

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden send out even more scouts to figure out any other Aquatanian rally points and preemptively strike them before they can do anything drastic

How many casualties have we caused because of this?

[prime compass]

💀

[brittle gust]

REAL

[spring bison]

@hollow garden expand the military base and wall it off with palisades

[brittle gust]

How could they lie

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust

The aquatanians were pushed off from their camp

And forced to disperse

[brittle gust]

Great

[prime compass]

@hollow garden fr

[hollow garden]

In the north there is an attack to relive the city of siege

[spring bison]

@hollow garden is there any slave trade going on nearby

[brittle gust]

Wdym?

[spring bison]

illegally or legally

dosent matter

[prime compass]

Lebron i wanna massacre you

[hollow garden]

Which one

[prime compass]

The northern one, near the colony

[hollow garden]

@prime compass Harith gets a stroke

And is bedridden

[prime compass]

..

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[hollow garden]

This is probably his last moments

[hollow garden]

They agree

but they want some autonomy in the commonwealth

[prime compass]

As lokas, ask harith to write down all his Military knowledge

@hollow garden

NOW

[brittle gust]

f

[prime compass]

Sure, but they are still part of the Commonwealth and will go to War when needed

[brittle gust]

Does he know to write

[prime compass]

She?

Oh

yes

They are kings

[frank latch]

Me:

[prime compass]

Wild

[hollow garden]

The orange is the native confederation

[frank latch]

lol

[hollow garden]

The reinforcements have arrived btw

[hollow garden]

Legally

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden
Pls tell me what this means

[hollow garden]

Nsoia is enslaving people from the north

[prime compass]

Please harith

Clutch

Please

[spring bison]

begin training my soldiers with military police like training also train them in anti-guerrila warfare

[hollow garden]

This is happening

The aquatanians are trying to end the siege

[brittle gust]

Ahh okay

[prime compass]

Boom

[pine copper]

🤯

[prime compass]

Please harith

[prime compass]

I have gunpowder

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust a renowned ship maker alongside a group of scholars plan a design for an entirely new class of ships

[prime compass]

steals

[brittle gust]

Strike them with cavalry and then overwhelm them with my soldiers

[hollow garden]

they tell you that these ships will be revolutionary for sea travel

[brittle gust]

Why not

[hollow garden]

but they only need the small amount of 500 gold coins

which is quite expensive

[prime compass]

Klez did harith write his Military knowledge

Or did he just die

[hollow garden]

Harith sneers

[brittle gust]

Sure, but they will be under surveillance to make sure they do not run away or anything

[prime compass]

What

[hollow garden]

And reveals that his apology was never earnest

[brittle gust]

Become harith and write it all down

[hollow garden]

(you poessed lokas)

[prime compass]

As lokas, forgive him

[hollow garden]

Real

[spring bison]

@hollow garden also since the soldiers dont have a king to put their loyalty to simply begin making them have loyalty in me instead

[prime compass]

@hollow garden as harith, write it down as I feel bad

[hollow garden]

You write it as quickly as possible but you pass away to heaven

[prime compass]

As lokas, read it

How much could he write

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden ana 3ayez a tal3a maytern ahl el madrasa

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-breakdown-one-piece-luffy-crying-monkey-d-luffy-anime-gif-9399531241085076446

Lokas rn

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

There is a crisis rn in the commonwealth

[prime compass]

Yes

[cunning niche]

Wesam

[hollow garden]

Who will inherit the military commandant from Harith

[prime compass]

Who is there

[hollow garden]

The 13 year old samah

[prime compass]

.

[hollow garden]

Or the 7 year old laith

or lokas

[brittle gust]

Lmao

[prime compass]

Lokas will take over

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mapter-can-we-mouse-rat-kangaroo-rat-gif-22078139

[prime compass]

And when Laith is old enough

[brittle gust]

As regent?

[hollow garden]

But this goes against the rules of succession

[wild mason]

aqmaztring is helping me

[hollow garden]

Alr

[cunning niche]

How do i join

[prime compass]

He will raise laith to lead the commandment

[hollow garden]

The soldiers get really hardened

[hollow garden]

Same

[prime compass]

Laith will become a great General

And take over his fathers post

@hollow garden is samah well nursed in economy?

[west path]

getting this gam

[hollow garden]

Is this literally Napoleon

[brittle gust]

#🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message @hollow garden 🙏

[hollow garden]

Alr

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden i want to play as a general defecting in a war with his army to coup someone

[prime compass]

Not in my land

[pine copper]

What’s it about?

[spring bison]

@hollow garden begin building connections and friendships with officers and generals assigned to my region also build relations with admirals in the nation

[wild mason]

Its not open yet amazting and I are still testing

Does the housefire actually look terrifying

[prime compass]

Lokas

[cunning niche]

Yes

[west path]

yes

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden im blemem land

[prime compass]

No

I refuse

Go to nolt

He likes war

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust the cavalry strike is successful in the west but not so much in the east the aquatanians have learnt from the previous engagements and equipped their troops with some anti cavalry weapons this time

so you are not able to overwhelm them

[cunning niche]

Bro is not poland and japan

[prime compass]

Uhm

[hollow garden]

however you manage to prevent the city from being cut off

[wild mason]

Any mods to recommend 👽

[prime compass]

Klez what do the nobles say

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust aquatia is in deep economic trouble

And wishes to negotiate

[prime compass]

This is a turn of Events

I thought Lokas would dir

Die

And harith would take over

Goddamn it

[cunning niche]

Minimap and there was this one map that ssundee used to play where there was this huge green worm enemy and other bosses and new biomes

[brittle gust]

Alright, fire fire arrows, ballistae and mangonels on them

[brittle gust]

Hmmm

[hollow garden]

You can't join with the intention to do this in a player country 👽

But sure in an NPC one

[wild mason]

We have a map mod

[brittle gust]

Refuse, for now

[brittle gust]

GAWDDAMN that's beautiful

[frank latch]

minimap is playerside I thought

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what do the nobles say about me taking both commandments

[cunning niche]

Why

Ana hadrabak yaad

[hollow garden]

You start establishing connections and friendships with officers in the Wardlaw island

And you become friends with valack

A quite decent admiral

[prime compass]

AAAAA

[hollow garden]

He tells you that he wants to invite you to a party

[brittle gust]

Hm?

[hollow garden]

Where there will be many important figures

[prime compass]

Klez what do the nobles say to me takin both commandments!!!

[prime compass]

This was not in my plan

Harith dying was not in it

Harith was supposed to take over

And raise his children

[hollow garden]

It's evil

[prime compass]

And the oldest son would take over

[brittle gust]

Change your plans, lokas will be regent until Harith's kids become old enough

[hollow garden]

They REALLY oppose this

[prime compass]

Lokas will rule both war And economy

[hollow garden]

They want the "wellbeing" of Laith

[prime compass]

Ask THEM for a solution to this

[hollow garden]

and that his uncle can't usurp the throne

[cunning niche]

I am evil 😈😈

[hollow garden]

A Regency council

[prime compass]

Explain