🎲game-room

[bleak oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/revolution-guillotine-marie-antoinette-off-with-their-heads-behead-gif-12604431

They forgot about us.

Favoritism.

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@bleak oracle: 0w0 how 2 powitic

• make suwe da mewe mention of chuw name ish contwovewsiaw
• post shitty memes onwine
• pass unpopuwaw powicies when da jouwnawishts find out about chuw bwibes
• caww chuw opponents “faw wight” (◕‿◕✿)

[bleak oracle]

Good to know.

[elder arch]

I have had a vague rpg idea for a while

There’s gonna be like ~20 bosses and 5 main classes to choose from, and potentially a bunch of sub-classes for all of them

It’s gonna be an action-survival RPG, survival because you gotta like collect resources to gather armour and tools and action cause you gotta fight a lot. Also you can choose ANY species you want as long as it’s not too overpowered (wings, special abilities, etc)

For the Mage class alone there’s gonna be electric mages, fire mages, ice mages, water mages, and earth mages

Early game you’re gonna be doing like 30 damage total for the entire party, that’s gonna scale to like hundreds of thousands at the end-game, so the progression is gonna go WILD

There will be mini-bosses, normal bosses, and “progression bosses” that will basically unlock new things once defeated

[prime compass]

In my humble opinion, whole lotta yap

[wraith quarry]

I love scrolling in #🛡public-moderation-logs seeing people get warned for things we do daily

[frosty drum]

We dont Share Recipes for a homemade nuclear bomb

[wraith quarry]

but we justify genocide and war crimes

[frosty drum]

I don't

[wraith quarry]

tu es ennuyeux

[frosty drum]

No you are boring

[wraith quarry]

❌

[wild mason]

#🛡public-moderation-logs message Smartest

[wraith quarry]

😭

why are people so dumb

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @wild mason

[wraith quarry]

unjustified warn

[frosty drum]

I saw the instructions myself
It actually looked legit

[elder arch]

@wraith quarry @frosty drum am i cooking

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frosty drum]

Yes

[frank latch]

unreal

crazy how you can learn how to do that with a quick google search

[frosty drum]

The FBI watching you:

[frank latch]

I think this one would be for ATF

idk

[elder arch]

Also. For my RPG there will be various biomes in the underground caves and on the surface

[frank latch]

or yk
the CIA

[elder arch]

Which will have different resources you can mine, resources will be different in different biomes

[frank latch]

cool

how does the RPG work?

[elder arch]

Scroll up

[frank latch]

I've discovered nothing

[elder arch]

here 😭😭😭

This is a rough idea btw

Im making the documentation soon

[frank latch]

I'm genuinely blind

actually
that's pretty cool.

(not being blind, the RPG)

[elder arch]

Like. Think of Terraria. But it’s an RPG

Thats what im going for here

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 nuke @elder arch

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hardy edge]

damnit

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 nuke @hardy edge

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frosty drum]

Damnit

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Nuke #🎲game-room

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

dang

[cunning niche]

@wild mason host today u promised!

[spring bison]

hello fascists

what does Paradox mean by this

[brittle gust]

Will it be possible to just rizz up and defeat someone

Like a dnd bard

[spring bison]

qwas what is this suggestion

[brittle gust]

Hoi5

[frank latch]

Qwas would definitely be a bard

[elder arch]

Bard class sounds kinda cool

[brittle gust]

Im suggesting if I could max out my charisma stat

And impress everyone

[elder arch]

I got melee, mage, summoner, ranged, and healer as the current classes

[spring bison]

does bro want to be saul goodman

[frank latch]

@brittle gust what race would you do? (DnD)

[spring bison]

humans because they are superior

[brittle gust]

I've never played dnd before but probably dragonborn(i have an obsession with dragons)

[frank latch]

Humans are the taller less useful versions of dwarves
and the superior version of elves.

[brittle gust]

Imagine a dragonborn bard

🗿

[spring bison]

elves are like the worst ever

oh my god

[frank latch]

on that we can agree

[spring bison]

elves stink

[elder arch]

The healer class can only attack by draining some of their health into a seperate stat, then they can use that stat to either distribute it to other party members or use it to attack enemies. In return, they have much higher health regeneration

[brittle gust]

Errrm actually
Elves are statistically better than humans

(not in wb)

[frank latch]

🤫

[elder arch]

Is this a good idea

[spring bison]

@frank latch can we murder this guy

[frank latch]

enlighten*

[brittle gust]

Yea

You should have a bunch of subclasses to melee based on the weapon used

[frank latch]

seems alright

[brittle gust]

Like a longsword, shortsword, dagger, warhammer or battleaxe

And a paladin

Which could be something additional to choose for

Maybe in some quest, the melee player could have something that would make them a paladin

@elder arch how would that be?

[spring bison]

none of these can beat my ak47

[elder arch]

Sounds pretty cool

I think you should be able to change classes at any time if you choose a different weapon but you get a attack debuff for some time due to not being used to it

[frank latch]

fireball:

[brittle gust]

You could also have a mage subclass which instead of using intelligence, you could use something like charisma by saying "yooo god man give me some HELP"

I think there was a dnd class like this

I forgot it's name

Sorcerer i think?

[spring bison]

cursed ww2

[brittle gust]

@elder arch make a Google doc

[elder arch]

If i do that everyone will be able to see it and i dont really want everyone knowing the stats of every weapon and biome ore chances and mobs

[brittle gust]

That's just if ww1 went better for germany

[spring bison]

no

I dont think there were panzers in ww1 qwas

[brittle gust]

You should keep it to yourself and not reveal it i suggested it so u can keep track of stuff

[elder arch]

True

[brittle gust]

I don't see any panzers on map

[spring bison]

yeah China is joeover

[frank latch]

meh
that's just China being China

[brittle gust]

Kekw

[spring bison]

Japan declared war on us

[wraith quarry]

W

eat Japan alive

[spring bison]

they are at war with me and the CoN

they are so over

[wraith quarry]

W

[spring bison]

Brazil joined the war agaisnt us

[west path]

do you even have shapez 2

[spring bison]

planning on buying it

because shape factory game on 3d

[oak leaf]

What are those borders

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @west path @wraith quarry @brittle gust rate\

[wild mason]

Is this a would map

[cunning niche]

Yes

Why?

[brittle gust]

Too less land

[wild mason]

It seems a bit off that all the major landmasses form a kind of oval, it looks like one big one that got broken into islands

[brittle gust]

Unless you want to prioritize travel with ships and stuff

[brittle gust]

In that case, players should probably get additional buffs for their ships

[cunning niche]

Thats the lore

[cunning niche]

Yis!

[wraith quarry]

good

solid 8

[brittle gust]

Yeah, then players should get ship buffs

[frank latch]

This is actually fire

[brittle gust]

Don't make it a doc, start it at like Roman era

So people can immediately begin discovering shit and stuff

[wild mason]

Gross

Imagine going from a Polynesian tribe to an empire

[brittle gust]

Docs are over saturated

[brittle gust]

I mean that in a tech sense

[frank latch]

😔

[brittle gust]

People can't do shit if they don't even have ships in an obviously naval focussed mw

[cunning niche]

Thanks’

[wild mason]

Canoes :
Polynesian Style Ships:
Seasonal Ice Sheets:

[cunning niche]

Thank u

I will make it the start of bronze afe

[brittle gust]

And? Do you think those will be enough to build mercantile empires of wealth

[brittle gust]

Grr

[frank latch]

I do have the same critisism that qwas had

There's a lot of ocean and not much land which will make the map war naval focused
(You need to make sure you can properly do that)

Other than that the map itself is golden. 9/10

also
I can't help but notice the amount of people copying my style

[wild mason]

This sounds more like " I want to be an empire without effort" than DOC being overdone. If anything is overdone it's real world alt histories that are just cliches

Ah yes the CSA!!!! JAPAN WMPIRE!! BROKEN INDIA!!! SO OROGINAL

[brittle gust]

No that's a " it'll be boring if we can't even interact properly with my colonists and traders 😔"

[cunning niche]

I tried blumis style

[brittle gust]

And other players

[cunning niche]

And i didnt like it

I tried fishes

And didnt like it

[frank latch]

I wanna agree with Qwas
but Blumi makes a good point

[cunning niche]

So i stuck with urs

[brittle gust]

Too much green?

[frank latch]

Well Fish's was mine

my original style

[cunning niche]

The og builderofworlz style

[frank latch]

I changed the green to white for Bowistan

[cunning niche]

Da milk

[brittle gust]

Guh

B

B

B

B!!!

[frank latch]

largest amount of effort put in by Mojang developers:

[brittle gust]

You're forgetting April fools, man

[frank latch]

that's fair

[cunning niche]

I will make the mapwar naval focused and i have some ideas to do that

[frank latch]

if Mojang devs put as much effort into the base game as they did with the april fools update
minecraft might be a lot better

[frank latch]

that's fair I think

[cunning niche]

But the thing is no one really plays my mapwars so idk if i should put a large amount of effort

Into it

[wild mason]

Unfortunately Microsoft prevents them from adding anything not drooling toddler safe

[cunning niche]

I tried hosting like 5 mapwars and people dont show up at all

[brittle gust]

Tbh April fools goes out with barely any bug fixing and I think the Dev's are scared that if they change too much then players will SWARM their office at Stockholm

[brittle gust]

And this

Evil Microsoft

[frank latch]

this assumes people would actually be willing to go to Sweden

[brittle gust]

Why not

It seems cool enough

[frank latch]

Reason:

1. It's Sweden
2. Reason 1
3. Reason 2

[brittle gust]

I wouldn't mind going to Sweden and visiting some Viking museums

And ikeas

And having meatballs at ikeas

[wild mason]

I'd be happy with an update that just adds more mob interactions. Like witches being neutral to villagers and pillagers but attacking villagers in raids, or things like phantoms and creepers being afraid of cats

[frank latch]

nah
I was saying that for the meme

in reality I would love to go to Sweden

[brittle gust]

Real

[frank latch]

[frank latch]

definitely a bucketlist item

[brittle gust]

Phantoms afraid of cats doesn't really make sense

[frank latch]

neither does creepers

[brittle gust]

No

My headcanon is that cats used to hunt down creepers

Ngl cats should hunt creepers in-game

[frank latch]

hmm

[wild mason]

Phantoms should be a rare end mob. They'd be so terrifying in the end instead of annoying.

[frank latch]

you might be right then

[frank latch]

based take

[brittle gust]

Guh

That's a pretty cool thing to do

They do fit the end theme

And make the end more hard

[frank latch]

We really need an end update though

not a retexture dark oak forest 👽

(nobody asked for it)

[brittle gust]

My first time in the end was max 10 minutes (it was multiplayer but still)

[brittle gust]

Hey

The new mob is cool af

Scary too

[frank latch]

that does look cool

and I do like the new moss

but that's it

(mostly for building lol)

[brittle gust]

I'd guess

[wild mason]

Pale wood set

Is awesome

[brittle gust]

When will the snapshot be out

[wild mason]

I wonder if they're going to do small updates based on holidays

Cause this seems Halloween

[wild mason]

It was out yesterday

[brittle gust]

Guh

[brittle gust]

Ooh

I wonder what'll be for Christmas

[frank latch]

Honestly
I would much rather prefer smaller updates that add small but cool features more frequently than overloading an update to keep the player-base satisfied over an entire year

[wild mason]

Krampus monster in the tundra and holly plant

[brittle gust]

Grinches!!!

[wild mason]

Actually a christmas update could add eggnog

[frank latch]

I still really wish they would add tomatoes, corn and rice.

[wild mason]

It would give you slight slowness but high saturation

I don't get why people hate the idea of more foods

[hollow sky]

I got manor lords

[frank latch]

I think that was the better choice ngl

[hollow bobcat]

Real

Minecraft when Mojang adds a spooky biome tree ( 😠 )

[wild mason]

Pale Oak logs are so nice for Halloween builds

[frank latch]

true

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-library-of-ruina-the-creaking-get-real-gif-12587817237996559862

[frank latch]

I just wish they didn't just retexture a dark oak forest

They need custom tree models

[wild mason]

Illagers are apparently afraid of the creaking

[hollow bobcat]

New illagers items farm dropped??!!

[vital latch]

BOOYAH

BOOYAH

NOT BOOYAH

[west path]

idk man hard to really rat it

[west path]

Not Booyah.

[west path]

yummy design

[cunning niche]

?

[west path]

🤑

[west path]

on one hand it looks good on the other it would be stupid hard to inhabit

@wraith quarry I stand at a crossroads

I am still unsure if i wish to keep shapez 2

Rail route seems unbelievably based man..

[wraith quarry]

if you have over 2 hours now you can't return it

[west path]

113 minutes

I can refund..

FUCK IT

I WANT RAILROAD MANAGEMENT!!

[marsh lance]

SOP IT

IM SORRY

HI EVERYBODATU

Lespal LELALDKS PLELA PLEEASE

[frosty drum]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: Please, DOLL

[brittle gust]

Nono

It's a skill issue

Of yours, not pattington

[prime compass]

Hi nolt

[brittle gust]

Hi belemin

When will you hosta

[prime compass]

Belemin mw?

Never

[frosty drum]

We need an Rdr Roleplay

[brittle gust]

Evil belemin

[brittle gust]

I'll even make a map for you

Pls hosta

[prime compass]

In 2 days we could have klez mw

[prime compass]

Bru idk how to

Uh

Yes

[brittle gust]

You just
Map
Paint
Happy times

[prime compass]

Hm

[cunning niche]

Why is it hard to inhabit?

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @brittle gust soon

[prime compass]

What about all the choices that players make

[prime compass]

Valentine best

[brittle gust]

You could make an rpg too

[prime compass]

Like qevie

[brittle gust]

I never played rdr

[frosty drum]

Either Valentine or Blackwater

[brittle gust]

Yes

[prime compass]

Yeah...me too

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

Uh

Hmm

[frosty drum]

You forgot tumbleweed

[prime compass]

Its geogueßer

[wild mason]

You should try going the Botw one

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

What blumi

bt incoming

[wild mason]

You should do the Breath of the Wild version of this to see how well you do

[prime compass]

Nvm

[prime compass]

Never played

I have 454 hours in rdr2

[frosty drum]

I beat the game twice

[prime compass]

Almost 20 days

[prime compass]

I beat it 7 times

I did 100%

[wild mason]

That's why. It'd be interesting to test your skills on an unfamiliar game

[prime compass]

70 Gold medals

[brittle gust]

The first thing i wanna do when I buy switch is buy botw
Sexy game

[prime compass]

Hm maybe

Gambler challenges...

[frosty drum]

Hmmmmm
Where is the recipe for the Dynamite arrows?

[cunning niche]

Botw was the first game i went above 100 hours on

[prime compass]

Near wapiti?

Or am I wrong

Idk

Ask me something else

[frosty drum]

Correct
Kind of
It's in wapiti

[prime compass]

I know

Skillerz

Tell me where I can find all arabian race horses

[cunning niche]

Lake isabella or somewhere near it

[frosty drum]

I haven't 100% the game
Also I don't care about horses
I just keep mine alive the ENTIRE GAME

[prime compass]

Yeah thats one

[prime compass]

😔

So

[frosty drum]

Except the white Arabian in ambarino

[brittle gust]

Is a horse in rdr like a car in gta

[frosty drum]

Yes

[brittle gust]

How many grand theft horsies have you committed

[prime compass]

White arabian: Lake Isabella
Red chestnut: West of owanijila
Black arabian: bought in saint denis stables
The striped arabian: near wapiti

[frosty drum]

0
Like I said I keep my horse alive

[prime compass]

Until

[brittle gust]

Unreal

@prime compass how many grand theft horsies have you committed

[prime compass]

Lemme think

0

[frosty drum]

I'm a pacifist in rdr2 I don't believe in violence I say in chapter one
Micah Mission in strawberry Chapter 2:

[prime compass]

A bond to your horse is something else

[prime compass]

Real

MICCCAAHHH

[brittle gust]

So a horse in rdr isnt like a car in gta

[prime compass]

Yeah

[cunning niche]

This is a dumb fuck question

[prime compass]

Kinda

[frosty drum]

Stagecoaches:

[prime compass]

Trains:

[brittle gust]

I've never played either game

👽

[prime compass]

LETS SPOIL HIM

Nvm

[brittle gust]

No, I'm talking about the times you steal one

[brittle gust]

Grand theft... Coaches?

[prime compass]

Yes

[frosty drum]

Yes

[prime compass]

Grand theft trains!

[frosty drum]

Those are tricky

You have to go on that bridge

[prime compass]

Eh

Put Wagon on train track

Wait for Train

Rob

Get away

Sell goods

Easy money

[brittle gust]

Your wagon would splinter

[prime compass]

-637373 honor

[prime compass]

🤫

[frosty drum]

I'm a High Honor player

[prime compass]

Yeah

Yeah...

@frosty drum

"I gave you all I had..I did"

[frosty drum]

With the exception of the Epilog

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Yes.

I massacre towns as john

Blackwater

Saint denis

Everywhere

[cunning niche]

Yuck

[frosty drum]

Shut up banana man

[prime compass]

Banam you low honor until chapter 6 right

Right?

[west path]

So much ocean

and barely any interconnected continents

it would make diverse civilizations and fauna and would probably make humanity have an incredibly hard time spreading

[cunning niche]

Nope

Low honor

Till marston

[prime compass]

Buh

[cunning niche]

And i continue low honor

[prime compass]

BRU

Oh

Why does bro do low honor 😔

[west path]

guh

y do low honor...

Arthur is a better man with high honor

[cunning niche]

The games fun when low honor

[prime compass]

Because gameplay

Yes

But micah ending arthur just isnt

Isnt right

[cunning niche]

Micah put that dog down

[prime compass]

Yeah

Micah Bell

Rat

Snake

[cunning niche]

Nope

Arthur

Micah was a antagonist but not a villian

[prime compass]

Micah

Who was the villain then hm

Dutch?

[west path]

@wraith quarry Shapez 2 has been refunded

I will now build the worlds greatest railroute

[rose forge]

do the longest one

[west path]

no

im getting rail route

not mini metro

[rose forge]

:(

[cunning niche]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

🥺 can i has

[prime compass]

I see

[west path]

no?

Goober im not giving you ANYTHING...........

[wild mason]

Yeah can we kill this guy

Throw him in a pit of snakes

[vital latch]

called it

[west path]

we got a turkiye update

[vital latch]

rename the big one to ercania

[west path]

why did u call it

i have shapez 1 i just dont like the brainrot of shapez 2

[west path]

I mean... Ok.

[vital latch]

either they end up similar and get refunded or are too diferant and get refunded

[west path]

wait whats the big one

the one in the caucasus

[vital latch]

yes

[west path]

it was a really good game i just wanna manage trains more )))

[vital latch]

i still called it doe

[west path]

is this poland good?

or is it biased

ok this is REAL

[vital latch]

thats not poland thats austria if it annexxed poland aswell

[west path]

Die

turkiye is fighting ercania 😱 and they're winning

HOLY SHIT

crimea jumpscare

[prime compass]

A tiny tiny bit biased

[west path]

insane

IS THIS REAL

[vital latch]

the existence of that game still makes me die btw

idk how people spend like more then 5 hours in it playing its a screensaver

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 invade @vital latch borders via navy

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hardy edge]

fuck

[west path]

this is cursed

[vital latch]

,roll 20 murder toast

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[west path]

qhar

wym

[vital latch]

fuck

[vital latch]

its literally just watch pixels on a map move

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 come to an agreement for everlasting peace and prosperity

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[hardy edge]

eh ill take it

[west path]

Dear god.

[vital latch]

,roll 20 tear the paper in half

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

isnt this mapwars

[hardy edge]

we're faiiling today wtf

,roll 20 kill qevie

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[vital latch]

map wars has the fun of human people to converse with

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkles-and-champagne-gif-25482801

[vital latch]

@west path dead...

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat toast

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 9

[prime compass]

Eh

[vital latch]

map wars would not be fun if everyone could only connect via the host

[prime compass]

I take one bite

[west path]

turkey is just collapsing

[hardy edge]

you take a bite essentially

[hardy edge]

can I play

[prime compass]

,roll 20 burn toast

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[west path]

nah

[vital latch]

glory to ercania

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

cosmic called it a screensaver so ZERO player interaction

[vital latch]

all we could do is declare war anyways not missing out on much

[west path]

is this cursed

[vital latch]

mws in that game are just shitpost mws without the fun part

gtg

[glacial inlet]

Rip bugatti

[west path]

europe is REAL

[west path]

Who cares

is this worth it

[cunning niche]

How much is it?

[west path]

like 5$

its an rts

inspired by classics

made in 2017

[cunning niche]

@west path ur on mac or window

[west path]

i can run it

dw

[cunning niche]

Im jus ask

[west path]

just idk if it would be good enough

[west path]

also, since you wanted a response

[wild mason]

Helo

[west path]

mac

[wild mason]

Helo

[cunning niche]

I was gonna say with 5 dollars u could get metro

Exodus

[west path]

i have like 18$ to my disposal

[cunning niche]

U coukd get a good game with that amount

[west path]

the problem is whether or not i could run it and if i dont already have it

[cunning niche]

True!

[west path]

do you have any recommendations

[cunning niche]

Tbh most of my games are windows games

So like

Idk

[west path]

cooked

i searched through steam found nothing better than rusted warfare

should i js go for it?

[cunning niche]

Sure

[west path]

hold on i think i found something i might actually really like

[wraith quarry]

@west path thoughts on the U.S military starting to advertise for "gamers" because they can be used for operating drones 😭

[west path]

insane

[rose cape]

im hsota 😱

[west path]

nuke everyone

[rose cape]

which country

[west path]

india

[rose cape]

do you mean the maurya empire

[west path]

🤓

[rose cape]

@west path you ran out of nukes but managed to destroy most of the qing dynasty 😱

[west path]

critter

[rose cape]

however the chinese vow retaliation

@west path you got nuked 😢

[prime compass]

L

[rose cape]

@prime compass pick a country

@quick idol amazting mw is happening for the next 13 minutes

[prime compass]

Ok bet

May thy receive a full painting of the world?

[west path]

rea

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

@west path the soviet onion invades manchuria

[west path]

NPP

NOO

[rose cape]

tibet and xinjiang launch revolts

at least what remains of them

[prime compass]

@rose cape I seek to claim the plains of Iceland, wishing to remain in a rather solitude state and primarily focus on the inner conflicts.

🧐

[marsh lance]

He is creating a gameroom citizen

[rose cape]

@west path the onion invades xinjiang but is slowed down by the east turkic mountains

[rose cape]

iceland is a part of norway

[west path]

Unreal

[prime compass]

Then thy will relocate to the beautiful grasslands of Norway!

[rose cape]

😱

[prime compass]

Is thy country sufficient in material and thy common people efficient at labor?

[rose cape]

@west path it's onionover

[rose cape]

you have lots of oil and people are very happy and productive

[west path]

i will evolve the ideal species

[rose cape]

also a shitton of fish aswell

[rose cape]

game?

[west path]

vitronic

vilmonic*

im stup

plud im literally playing it on steam

[rose cape]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[prime compass]

Is the coalition "European Union" in play here?

[west path]

millions will thrive

[rose cape]

no

@prime compass sweden demands you unify with them

[marsh lance]

“I have a bright future ahead of me!”

No buddy, natural selection is out front 😂😂

[rose cape]

~bt

[prime compass]

I was about to say that. Accept.

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: - The future awaits me! No my friend, natural selection is clear.

[marsh lance]

@west path i started a new suzerain playthrough, i got albin and gloria, am i cooking?

[marsh lance]

Yapdollar script

[west path]

mayb

[rose cape]

😱

@prime compass the capital is stockholm

ok gtg

bye bye 🤫 🧏‍♂️

[prime compass]

..

[west path]

new species dropped

[west path]

this world is catered to their needs

[prime compass]

UKNS

The UKNS

Br

[prime compass]

UKSN

[west path]

no way i just got message forwarding 😱

[prime compass]

There we go

The United Kingdoms of Sweden and Norway

[marsh lance]

Im trying my best to make better compromises, but i am still going with my same ideals, for example i let the benfi mayor give the speech, but still spoke up for monica

[west path]

o

[prime compass]

Le benfi mafia

[west path]

btw should i try to make a wetland species

[marsh lance]

I will aslo try to save petr

[marsh lance]

What does that entail

[west path]

idk vro

thats why im askin

[marsh lance]

Slugmen

[rose forge]

[noble cedar]

What is that simulation game thingy called?

[marsh lance]

@west path i need you to look at the map i made in #1289586694118576128 (not the unfinished one that LeBron says is better)

Give me your feedback

[fallow lark]

Sup chat hope you're all doin oki ^-^

[marsh lance]

Hi wolfa

[marsh lance]

Its uhh vilmonic

[marsh lance]

I feel as though i am too cruel to LeBron

[west path]

HOLY THIS DEVELOPED

no way

[marsh lance]

These are strange critters

[noble cedar]

Thanks

[west path]

i have the ability to send them out to the amphibious environment

soon i will have amphibious critters

[vital latch]

what game is this I think you said this one before but I love the art style

[marsh lance]

They evolved out of the primordial soup just to return? PTEUH.. i spit on their unfaithfulness to the land dwelling cause

I wish atlantis was real so i could be racist to fish people

[west path]

we live we love we lie

[west path]

vilmonic

its an artifical life gam

with a bit of crafting

The creature inhabits these waters..

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[frosty drum]

What is this game

[vital latch]

"Bro lemme pull my stand out" 🗣️🔥

[west path]

these guys are expanding stupidly quickly

[vital latch]

sounds silly im going to look into this

[marsh lance]

Vilmonic

[west path]

SHORT ASSM FS

oh wow they have a land variant now

[frosty drum]

What is that game
Is it on mobile

[west path]

thank god i transported this species because the original died out

[west path]

i got it FROM STEAM

[vital latch]

skillerz if he stopped being a ipad kid

[west path]

wtf why did this evolve out of amphibians

[frosty drum]

I'm getting a PC ||When I get money||

[marsh lance]

This looks like a plant

[vital latch]

so never

[frosty drum]

I have plans

[west path]

so apparently these guys have a terrestrial subspecies

odd

[vital latch]

BREAKING NEWS Skillerz robs a bank to afford a gaming pc

[marsh lance]

Thou whom oppress his brother with words of material wealth deserves no wealth at all

[west path]

THE TERRESTRIALS ARE SPREADING

their ass evolved further and made boombox critter

[marsh lance]

As they should

[west path]

this species should be killed

[marsh lance]

Sop it

[vital latch]

shhh you shivered slop

[west path]

these are my GOATS

THEYRE SPREADING TOO FAST

YES FIRST REAL AMPHIBIAN

[marsh lance]

Let the famine begin

@west path is intelligent life possible here

[west path]

it died

[west path]

Nop

[marsh lance]

WHY

[west path]

the island is surprisingly thriving

[west path]

look at those critters

its also not a god game so having intelligent life is stupi

[marsh lance]

But… what if you didn’t get to watch them pollute the planet! 😢

[west path]

btw these are the last direct relatives of the first species

[west path]

nvm im stupid

[marsh lance]

Its kinda cute

[west path]

they still exist on the islan

the amphibians are by far the most successful though

they have double the other species' populations

@marsh lance I am facing a problem pat

the critters

[rose forge]

what's this???

[west path]

they are eating their food too fast

[west path]

Vilmonic

[marsh lance]

You need predators

[west path]

I searched the depths of a forsaken place called Itch.io and found this

[marsh lance]

Or atleast better or more populous ones

[rose forge]

ooh there's a lite version

[west path]

NEW SPECIES

zamn

WTF

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 take over game room

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[rose forge]

,roll 20 pet the cat

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 7

[rose forge]

:(

[vital latch]

,roll 20 destroy admin control in game room further

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

holy shit

the other species are all nearly dEAD

well the originator is but

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Nuke #🎲game-room

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

dang

[rose forge]

,roll 20 i am the chosen one

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 1

[rose forge]

of bad luck

😔

[frank latch]

RIP

bruh

[vital latch]

bro was not the chosen one

[frank latch]

my internet is dying

[vital latch]

,roll 20 but I am

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[vital latch]

heartbreaking

[rose forge]

,roll 20 no i am

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 12

[rose forge]

:(

[frank latch]

,roll 20 I'm actually the chosen one

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

,roll 20 I am*

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

oo

[frank latch]

grrr

[rose forge]

,roll 20 7

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose forge]

,roll 20 18

[frank latch]

So close

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

new fungi specie

[frank latch]

,roll 20 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

grrr

[rose forge]

,roll 20 20

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

good enough

[frank latch]

,roll 2020

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1006

[frank latch]

:)

[west path]

ZAMN

shows that the amphibian niche is best niche

[frank latch]

,roll 20 I am the chosen one

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 19

[frank latch]

NOOOO

,roll 20 Bowistan is the best map war

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

LET'S GO

[marsh lance]

Real

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 qevie is best host

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hardy edge]

okay hes mid

[frank latch]

It's prophesized

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 ban @cunning niche

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hardy edge]

Lets go

[marsh lance]

Does this count as a kick

[west path]

its so over

[hollow sky]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

3du4rd0

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

the zombitrons are here 😔

[frank latch]

,roll 20 ban @hardy edge

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frank latch]

dang

[marsh lance]

What is a zombitron

[hollow sky]

What game is dat

[west path]

they are evil hostiles

[marsh lance]

KILL

[cunning niche]

@wild mason will u host today? (U promised!)

[hardy edge]

,roll 20 promote @west path to owner of the server

[haughty inlet]

toastman.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

NEW SPECIES DROPPED

[west path]

thats gonna make them attack me on sight

[marsh lance]

Un-real

[west path]

my primary fungus evolved zamn

i am creating a unique ecosystem for my ampihibians that is very based

YES

[west path]

@marsh lance I finally have true amphibians

we're so back

[midnight ocean]

Is this off brand plague inc

[west path]

what

no

its artifical life

[marsh lance]

Fish

[midnight ocean]

Whar

[vital latch]

can discord stop begging me to gift people nitro

[frank latch]

at least discord knows I'm broke

[cunning niche]

😢

[hardy edge]

jk jk jk

[vital latch]

wonder what would have been diferant if some classmate didnt get me on discord in second grade

maybe my brain would be less rotted

[prime compass]

,roll 20 nuke #🌋worldbox-chat

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[prime compass]

FUC

[vital latch]

,roll 20 nuke these useless pieces of shit

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frank latch]

,roll 20 add total

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

19

,roll 0-20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

,roll 0-20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

huh

,roll 0-20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

that's... weird

[prime compass]

,roll 20 eat bow

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 19

[prime compass]

Yummers

[frank latch]

L

[west path]

it is an evolution sim

[frank latch]

you need a nat 20 to succeed

[midnight ocean]

Link

[west path]

species variety is quickly increasing

[west path]

get the sapling instead youre literally on windows

[frank latch]

,roll 20 nuh uh

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[midnight ocean]

Alien

[prime compass]

L

@frank latch come here

Om nom

[west path]

its a better evolution sim

[prime compass]

Nom

[west path]

WHAT CREATURE IS THIS

[west path]

@marsh lance martians are invading my world

[marsh lance]

Pat invasion?

[hardy edge]

what game is this

[west path]

Vilmonic

[west path]

did you create that critter

[marsh lance]

I am sending it to destabilize your planet

[west path]

surprisingly the mainline amphibians have a very samey colour

very cool

[marsh lance]

Common ancestor

[hardy edge]

what are these games you play

[west path]

this guy is fast asf wtf

he might dominate his niche

[west path]

Indie games

i have fucktons of indie games

@marsh lance LOOK AT THE SPECIES DIVERSITY

ITS SO FUCKING CRAZY

[frank latch]

Garinam ✋
Garginam

[marsh lance]

He’s going through a phase

[west path]

these guys died out remarkably fast

[marsh lance]

No mom.. its NOT just divergent evolution!

[marsh lance]

Pineapple species

Eninas

Annanas

[frank latch]

Bananas

[west path]

they were amphibians that evolved in the middle of a dry forest

[marsh lance]

can i switch to banana economics in Vogalia

I will travel south and make giant plantations to create my potassium currency

[frank latch]

I would like to see one try to grow bananas in a scottish/irish climate

[marsh lance]

I will genetically breed the plants, using my vast extension of trade outposts i will select the hardiest plant from each plantation and slowly bring the modified bananas north

[marsh lance]

Also the climate is based

Do we get snow often? How much

[west path]

GODDAMN

they are evolving rapidly

[marsh lance]

Docoi Eminem

Will there ever be a species to rival the docoi bloodline

[west path]

first mainland species

these guys are prolly the most survivable

[rose cape]

im wishlisting this game

[west path]

new ecosystem dropped

these guys are getting more advanced everyday dam

[frank latch]

not really

[marsh lance]

This is a saddening day

BoW.. you HATE winter lovers

[frank latch]

although it gets cold there and can snow
there's a lot of rain

[west path]

oddity

[vital latch]

i got access to forwarding yay

[marsh lance]

Skull critter

[frank latch]

😭

[marsh lance]

Wait a minute..

Larger southern empire making accusations of a northern nation being primitive..

Northern nation heavily invested in trade, colonialism and navy

…

Rainy.. climate

NO!!!

[rose cape]

my entire wishlist is $37.84 😱

[marsh lance]

I FILLED THE NICHE OF GREAT BRITAIN

HELL

HELP

[rose cape]

youre cooked buddy

[marsh lance]

I DONT WANNA BE BRITISH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[marsh lance]

Perhaps.. i am the britons

And maizan are the romans

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-become-the-very-thing-you-swore-to-destroy-obi-wan-swore-gif-19009891

[marsh lance]

YOU!!! YOU SET ME UP!

[west path]

we deadass had a microbe species

[west path]

You are the britons.

Actually

you wont be as long as you dont get colonized

🧠

[rose cape]

what does this make brzykna

[marsh lance]

Almost happened btw*

[marsh lance]

Uhh

Im ngl

You are Novgorod

Or gibraltar

[marsh lance]

Powerful trade nation

[rose cape]

consider this

[marsh lance]

Idk much Brzyknan history however

[rose cape]

a bunch of tribes that united because of a foreign invasion 😱

[marsh lance]

This also makes sense

[west path]

THE PROGENITORS ARE GETTING OUTCOMPETED

NOOO

[rose cape]

@west path what would you do if this was you

[west path]

i would take over germany

[rose cape]

oh my gawd

[west path]

@marsh lance WHAT

Ok im killing you

[rose cape]

you already did this at somepoint between those two years 🤫

[marsh lance]

I am trolling

[west path]

these gainas mfs outcompeted the progenitor species

are we cooked?

[rose cape]

yes

[rose cape]

arent these just crabs btw

[west path]

HOLY MOLY

gods species

[rose cape]

oh my god these are crabs

this is just a fucking crab

[marsh lance]

But i would like to say, if a universal form of government were to be established on the Dorak peninsula, think of it more as something similar to the german confederation, it wouldn’t be under me

So if your saying you would kill me for taking over the Dorak peninsula, those are not my plans

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[west path]

amphibian but stays on dry land

[marsh lance]

Landmine creature

[midnight ocean]

Tell me the name

[west path]

THE SAPLING

how are these guys doing well

I TOLD YOU

[midnight ocean]

I asked for a link and you went alien mode

[west path]

😔

[rose cape]

@west path you should buy this for me^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[west path]

no

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

youre not getting anything from me

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-left-me-broken-cat-memes-cursed-cat-nightmare-gif-11685974878066349245

[west path]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/997380/The_Sapling/

Steam

The Sapling

Design algae and plantsWhether you want a small flower that glows in the dark, black algae specialized for planets without a lot of sunlight, or a forest of giant trees covered in spikes, it's up to you.Design aquatic, land and flying animalsWant a brightly colored fish that drags itself onto land to hide its eggs in burrows? Or perhaps a land a...

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[midnight ocean]

Epic

[rose cape]

this isnt vilmonic 🤔

[midnight ocean]

He said it’s better

[west path]

i need to learn how to create another original species

[rose forge]

ah been following this guy's devlog for a while

[midnight ocean]

Kinda reminds me of spore

[west path]

@marsh lance should i make a mountain species

[marsh lance]

Make a parasite

@west path should i ban creationism in sordish schools

[west path]

do you want conservative support to die

[west path]

no can do

[marsh lance]

No, which is why im against it

But then.. should i abolish the teaching of evolution?

My plan is to go in the middle ground on this one

Because i have actual experience with this growing up in Indiana

[cunning niche]

Dominik tarcyinski the goat

[marsh lance]

My school doesn’t teach any religious creation theories, and teaches evolution, but also they don’t alienate religion, as there are many religious kids and teachers

Legit in my biology class during a lesson on evolution i think a girl started talking about god 😭

[cunning niche]

Are u atheist?

[west path]

compromises

piss both people off

Go with one of the 2

[marsh lance]

Agnostic

[cunning niche]

@wild mason ur people

[marsh lance]

If there is no god, im fine with that
But if there is god then clearly all of our current religions have a misinformed view of god

[cunning niche]

Except islam islam has the true view of god

[marsh lance]

And if any of the world religions are the true religion and their god is actually the true depiction, then im going to hell

[marsh lance]

Elaborate

[cunning niche]

Convert to islam

[rose forge]

wow so convincing

[marsh lance]

Dont wanna

[cunning niche]

In islam we see god as a all powerful being he doesnt need other versions of himself to rely on. Hes compassionate, merciful, and fair

[west path]

FUNGUS ARE GROWING ON THE MOUNTAIN