🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

yes or no and why?

[marsh lance]

Bello klezsing

[west path]

Walrus why did you say this

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance when pat mw

[west path]

did blumi brainwash you with their secret alien technology

[quick idol]

shutterst「」ck
Ai generated image

[marsh lance]

Soon 👽

Like next year

[cunning niche]

When will blumi host?

[marsh lance]

🤫🤫

I have to.. to to work on it

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-professor-farnsworth-professor-farnsworth-bender-gif-25198969

[wild mason]

I dont plan on hosting today anyway

[cunning niche]

Im saying WHEN WHAT DATE

[west path]

@wild mason You are a martian. you produce weapons for the martians and are attempting to infiltrate and destroy our planet. the Chihuahua superhero squad will stop your evil antics.

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: @wild mason You are British. Prepare weapons on Mars and try to attack and destroy our planet. A team of Chihuahua heroes will stop your hunt.

[hollow bobcat]

Weekends

[west path]

real

lore accurate

british people are martians

[lucid oriole]

i’m going to be busy as Communist Spain in Froh’s Azgaar War on Saturdays and probably as Russia in Goose’s Azgar War on sundays fyi

[frosty drum]

IMPERIALISM

[quick idol]

BLUMI IS BRITISH?

[hollow bobcat]

Thanos spoke perfect english so 🤫

[lucid oriole]

also you should join Froh’s

hers are Good

[wild mason]

Days I can't host anyway

[west path]

EXACTLY

[cunning niche]

@wild mason im gonna build this but without the missiles and super high tecv

[west path]

THE BRITISH COLONIZED SPACE

[marsh lance]

My biggest plan is a multi-national internal mw (with separate communications obviously) spanning 4 nations and like 16 other npc nations

[frosty drum]

English is the Universal Language

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[west path]

will it be dedicated to the scrapyard

[marsh lance]

This will

Never work btw

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: The main projects are international megawatt power plants (and other locations), four NPC countries and 16 other countries.

[hollow garden]

@west path You are a Venusian. you produce products for the martians and are attempting to get a raise and provide for you family . the Mafia boss will exort your hard work

[west path]

this looks like perfect scrapyard material

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

whta

[elder arch]

i am also a venusian

we shall kill the martians

[west path]

why am i a minimum wage employee

[elder arch]

we shall start a revolution

[west path]

are you the mafia boss whos extorting me

[hollow garden]

Wowow

[wild mason]

He will save Mexico from Communism

[marsh lance]

It will crash and burn given the reputation of gameroom

[west path]

will he save it through the power of corporate advertising

[elder arch]

Yes give me 10 billion dollars

[hollow garden]

Is this emepror Maximilian the third

[west path]

what if i say ❌

[frosty drum]

Time to Extend our Game Roomian Influence

[elder arch]

You shall be a corpse in 3 days

[west path]

How long till it burns

[hollow garden]

@west path you shall be a day in 3 corpses

[west path]

What if i say 'i unleash the immortal snail who shall chase you for eternity and guard me for decades'

[west path]

rea

[elder arch]

The gun in my pocket:

[frosty drum]

Roman's dealing with Hannibal

(Lore accurate)

[cunning niche]

Cooking up my magnum opus of a map

[lucid oriole]

make him a xolo

[frosty drum]

This actually happened

Gtg now

[marsh lance]

Not long

I already know lebron has some shit to say about that idea

But idrc!!

[wild mason]

You will get a BIG MIRACLE in the next five minutes 🙏 ✝️ 🐶 Like and Share for it Amen ☁️

[marsh lance]

@lucid oriole do you think this is a good idea

[elder arch]

Can you make AI generated memes of manneva

Please

I need my map wars brain slop

[marsh lance]

Hey 👋 if I bless you with sum money 💴
what r u gonna use the money for?
if u dont mind me
Be honest!!! Dm I need to bless 3 people

[wild mason]

Anyways while I don't plan on hosting today you are free to choose your species, tribe color, and name.

Also no "Ercania or Skilleria" please 😢

[elder arch]

Do i have to pick where i spawn

[west path]

With this treasure i summon....

[wild mason]

No, it's random

[elder arch]

also can u use discord timestamps to tell me what time your hosting

[wild mason]

I dont know how

[elder arch]

One sec lemme get the website

[marsh lance]

Species: Mantell
Nation color: Crimson
Name: Kro’Gar Confederacy

[elder arch]

Pick the option “short time” and then just select a time using the options

https://r.3v.fi/discord-timestamps/

[marsh lance]

Facebook moms will say this is true

[elder arch]

I promise this isn’t an IP grabber

[marsh lance]

It is don’t trust bro

[elder arch]

I am trustable

This is completely 100% SAFE NO VIRUS

[west path]

i checked and i saw my ip being grabbed

why did you do this/

[elder arch]

Sorry bro my bad

[west path]

im going to extort you for money now and my ip back

[marsh lance]

Exactly

[lucid oriole]

how do we have nations if it’s the Neolithic

[elder arch]

True

[lucid oriole]

It corrected to neoliberal and I almost kept it btw

[west path]

can we nerd emoji this

[elder arch]

What time does it even start in

[marsh lance]

This could still apply

[elder arch]

Like early medieval? Neolithic? Earlier?

[lucid oriole]

late Neolithic

[wild mason]

Because I did not want to find the time to clarify to each player when it came to it and would say when they start once it is in place

[lucid oriole]

oil Johnlan

d

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/wef-world-economic-forum-klaus-schwab-globe-globalism-gif-352999969579483000

[cunning niche]

@wild mason #698212335642476635 message

[elder arch]

too bad the starting location is random

[wild mason]

I saw with how evenly its split I think I am going to host in both and switch around

[elder arch]

so i can’t pick the best spot, instead i have to let the host choose it for me and potentially start in the middle of nowhere 👽

[wild mason]

No its genuinely random

I am using a wheel spinner

[marsh lance]

Lizard, together strong

Thats how my nation formed in neolithic

[elder arch]

Yeah right. We all know you send people onto an island if you don’t like them

Or in like

The middle of a desert

[lucid oriole]

Projection

[elder arch]

The reason why you tend to lose map wars is because you yap and yap so much

It’s actually surprising

[cunning niche]

Oil

Just wait a few thousand years

[west path]

Is this a good country?

[west path]

this is not bad

you have to adapt

and some if not most of the biomes are forgiving

the goal is to get you to adapt rather than picking the optimal spot for civilization

[lucid oriole]

You literally got crushed constantly

I had to literally directly TELL you how to win and you STILL fucked up

[wild mason]

What did he mean by this

[pine copper]

The flag reminds me of my pfp ngl

Idk why

[elder arch]

Can i be France please

[west path]

Qevian, Q5V15, Qevieland

[wild mason]

@cunning niche @hollow garden @rose cape @quick idol

[frank latch]

Unheard of 💀

[west path]

in other words i wanna play as that silly thing

[cunning niche]

We where gonna win the east vs west war if he didnt crash out and drop out of the war after a few sqm lost

[west path]

that you suggested in dms

that i am pretty sure i cannot leak

[pine copper]

This is true

[cunning niche]

Rats species, Black, Kab’ariya

[frank latch]

wait
what are the species?

[west path]

scroll up allergy

i will link

[lucid oriole]

people if they could

Do

in: 🎲game-room species

[west path]

#🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message these2

[frank latch]

fr

[west path]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

I have the ability to have a government controlled by lizard people

I must do it

[lucid oriole]

Give me the goats Mr. Holls

[west path]

Is this a dictatorship?

[pine copper]

❌

[west path]

ok

[frank latch]

thank you

[west path]

sorry i had the urge to schizopost

[lucid oriole]

the Rats
Eggshell white
Kreatoi

[wild mason]

@wraith quarry @frosty drum @hollow bobcat

[hollow bobcat]

@wild mason Do the lizards' taisl regrow

[hollow bobcat]

Saw

[wild mason]

No

[frank latch]

Hello

[west path]

no i eat them everytime they regrow

im just hungry ok

[frank latch]

[wild mason]

You guys gotta Chill on the K's 😭

[cunning niche]

The blumi wheel has gotten me

[lucid oriole]

Kreatoi is a dumb name hold on

[lucid oriole]

Arimanoi

[wild mason]

Who here that wanted to play or might want to did I forget

[lucid oriole]

can my chief god be apollo because he is lord of the mice

[wild mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888572339934068756/999083549187657748/caption-5-1.gif

[wild mason]

You can't just steal earth lore

Anyways if you make something ping me

[west path]

use C instead

[rose cape]

make me the kats 😎

[rose cape]

yes

[frank latch]

@wild mason
Color: Gold/Yellow
Tribe Name: Ksaria
Government Type: Meritocratic Oligarchy
Race: Dellan

[hollow garden]

Why are these critters staning for the shah

are they mentally underdeveloped

[hollow garden]

real

[wild mason]

Hate to break it to you but right now you're just a tribe so you don't have a capital 😢

[hollow garden]

Is bow falling to the Bowistan brainwash

[frank latch]

😔

[frank latch]

ah

yes

[hollow garden]

stupid

[frank latch]

I'm tired

[marsh lance]

It is because we are lizards

[marsh lance]

HIIII

I have plans to make my military even more better next session 🥶 using nutritional knowledge and other shit

[wild mason]

So mean 😰

[hollow garden]

yee

[hollow garden]

Pat your volagia addiction has gotten too far

[marsh lance]

Pemmican will save my military

[wild mason]

Will you be making a nation

[hollow garden]

Poor mossadegh I wonder how Iran would have turned out if he wasn't overthrown

[marsh lance]

KLEZ BE A LIZARDMAN FR

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure yet

but probably

[hollow garden]

are you a Lizardman

[pine copper]

This is the the reason Iran from Iraq

[frank latch]

Vogalia 😭

[marsh lance]

Yessing

[wild mason]

The deer people will end up being the rarest at this point

🦌

[hollow garden]

Who is that pemmican

[marsh lance]

We are killing people

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

Native american superfood + rimworld superfood

Made with berries and meat

[hollow garden]

I can be a deer people?

[marsh lance]

Dried into bricks it can store for years

[lucid oriole]

for the best I Fear

[wild mason]

You can but if you do make a nation I'd rather you go with what you prefer

[rose cape]

stop cooking

[wild mason]

Thats pemmican

[marsh lance]

It looks absolutely abhorrent but trust this shit is the fuel for armies fr

[rose cape]

disgusting

[frank latch]

I'd try it

[marsh lance]

Same

Looks like a meat brownie

[wild mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYDuOKI8maQ

[marsh lance]

Ok now that pemmican just looks nasty asf 😭

The white fat on it

To be fair that guy townsends makes food with old methods

So thats what it would look like more closely

[marsh lance]

NEVER

[cunning niche]

@wild mason estimate of when you will host

[wild mason]

I really don't want to put a date down until I am sure everything is in order

And I know there are more people to add for the start for 1

[cunning niche]

Will it be like in october or september?

[hollow garden]

Me when the popular revolution against the Russian puppet president who was working against the interests of the country is acutally a US backed coup 🤯

[cunning niche]

MAGA

[wraith quarry]

you just dont understand smh
the west has filled you with lies

[frank latch]

This is misinformation
Ukraine is actually a U.S. state

[lucid oriole]

Meritocratic

Oligarchy

So a government that is ruled by a group of elites

[frosty drum]

Lizard People
Light purple (same color as manneva)
And Nation Name is Selenia
Before though @wild mason
How Slow are the Lizard People Progression?

[lucid oriole]

But also has

[lucid oriole]

Your role in the government be determined by skill rather than pre-existing social conditions

So it’s

Socialism

[frank latch]

🤫

[wild mason]

It's not really something I can put a number on.

Say you introduce the idea of sweatpants, and some people like it - but others will not for the life of them learn how to put them on properly for a while. Once they are integrated and understood however it is easier to use.

[cunning niche]

Rats better

Total Rat Domination

[frank latch]

yes

[quick idol]

This is the hardest mapwar ever

does zipe count (we need to bring it back)

[wild mason]

I'll call your natione Zippe if that works 😱

[hollow bobcat]

Which race lives the longest in here

[quick idol]

Good enough

[wild mason]

Lizareds

[hollow bobcat]

Lizareds

[quick idol]

also make it red

[wild mason]

What spe cies

[quick idol]

Lizard

[wild mason]

😭

OK

[frank latch]

Vinthari

[quick idol]

im very creative

[frank latch]

Ercan

be Vinthari

[quick idol]

no

I like lizards

They are cool

[frank latch]

okay

[vital latch]

what was missed

[wild mason]

I genuinely think I may have to restrict the lizards

90% of people 😢

[quick idol]

they are jealous smh

[vital latch]

am i able to join rn or is this just what ppl are planning on

[frank latch]

Blumi's allowing people to set up tribes and species (if you didn't already know that)

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

I worded this poorly
Imma just be quiet

[hollow bobcat]

Cosmic should join as the goat people

[cunning niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1278738346977525872/attachment.gif

[hollow bobcat]

No way

He would associate it with someone for no reasons and yap 😔

[quick idol]

Goat people were based off cosmic

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/darkness-gif-25152772

[west path]

peak

@rose cape when are we playing eastern europe sim

[wraith quarry]

hello char

[west path]

hosta when

blumi is probably gonna hosta sooner than you which is very humiliation

[wraith quarry]

okay

[wraith quarry]

weekend if i am caught up

[west path]

im really heavily debating whether or not i want to play as a country or something else

[vital latch]

shit I need to be sexist in one way or another with these, regardless we ball with vinthari

[west path]

Cosmic

what about the Hemme

you can play as disjointed tribes

without a societal structure

[hollow bobcat]

Which will only be in the weekend

[wraith quarry]

Orion troops crossing the Toronian border 🤫

https://tenor.com/view/charge-ww1-war-french-ww1charge-gif-23569734

[hollow bobcat]

25% of those equipments are made by Wallu

[wraith quarry]

no

[hollow bobcat]

35

[hollow garden]

@west path my favourite duck

I remember you bought EU4 before

do you think it's worth it to buy it?

[wraith quarry]

2%

some day

[hollow garden]

Based

[hollow bobcat]

20000 out of 1 million guns

[hollow garden]

When is the world getting divided into an Orion and Terrone sphere again

[hollow bobcat]

Filthy rich

[west path]

depends if you can run it well

[wraith quarry]

i miss those days

back during the arms race

it was fun

[hollow garden]

my laptop is a potato but it can ck2 so could it eu4?

[wraith quarry]

Toro and Orion were on a direct path to war

[west path]

how many frames in ck2

approximate

[hollow garden]

Ahh pretty good

[hollow garden]

I have no idea 👽

But it runs well

[west path]

give me a wide range

[west path]

how much ingame time per second

[wraith quarry]

i wish krita had a recording system

i'd totally do another hypothetical war

[hollow garden]

I guess 20-30 frames per second

[west path]

Vro?

that is not allat

how many years per second

no

wait

days per second

approximate

[west path]

@hollow garden this is what matters

not frames

[hollow garden]

2-4 days per second

[west path]

youre not running eu4 well

[hollow garden]

but but I want to play it

[west path]

its shit if time takes a long asf time to pass

[hollow garden]

Are there special graphic settings

or a mod or something

[hollow garden]

True

[west path]

WHAT

you run ck2 slower than me

i run like 9 days per second

[hollow garden]

I'm pretty sure that estimate is wrong though

I will check next time I play ck2

[hollow garden]

qevie sell me your pc 🙏

I will buy it for 3 polish dollars

[vital latch]

trading 3 polish $'s
looking for polish pc

[hollow garden]

@vital latch cosmic do you play eu4

[vital latch]

I tried and hated it

[hollow garden]

why 😢

[west path]

nah

[west path]

you did run game of thrones quickly though...

[hollow garden]

4 polish dollaries

[west path]

also opinion on me forming an empire in 80 years

[hollow garden]

Yeah I'm just guessing randomly

[hollow garden]

Mashallah what empire

[west path]

custom

in randomized world

i started out as a 2 county duke

[hollow garden]

how did you rise in power

[waxen remnant]

@eternal sparrow @grand robin @hardy edge @mighty valley @maiden stirrup @lapis cobalt why is there so many users dedicated to toast

[west path]

warfare

strategic alliances

[waxen remnant]

(like toast the food)

[west path]

making vassals

[waxen remnant]

why tf am I in gameroom

[west path]

in tactical positions of power

and uhh

getting vassalized to become iqta

[hardy edge]

@lapis cobalt is the best not gonna lie

[hollow garden]

Iqta is so op

[hollow garden]

Qevie can you show map

how many lands are under your rn

And how many characters did you have in these 80 years

[west path]

4

all of egypt some of nubia and some of arabia

[west path]

my vassals have like 1k troops its crazy

[frosty drum]

Ok

Ok

Lag

[rose cape]

why are you simulating your life

[rose cape]

bro thinks this is trench warfare

[balmy epoch]

BAKHMUT HAS FALLEN

[wraith quarry]

it's not

[rose cape]

why is it so goddamn slow

[wraith quarry]

because our armies are very equal in strength and we're both trying to use armored assaults against each other

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry sign up with me to fight in bakhmut

[rose cape]

wouldnt terroe get air and naval superiority tho

[wraith quarry]

likely not

[rose cape]

dont they have a better navy

[wraith quarry]

the air space would likely be contested in many parts

[wraith quarry]

no

[rose cape]

didnt they buy half your navy

[wraith quarry]

they had temporary command of it

that was the legit deal at the time

they would command it and take the financial responsibility of the partition they obtained while i fixed my economy

[wraith quarry]

no, it's Stüahgan

City named Stüahgan

[rose cape]

STUTTGART HAS FALLEN

[wraith quarry]

oh this is the name of my currency

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry just host at this point yall

[vital latch]

too complicated and the controls stink

[vital latch]

real

[cunning niche]

@vital latch buy me this

[vital latch]

maybe on sale

99.999999% off only

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-cute-cute-mouse-gif-22678606

[cunning niche]

@wild mason how many players you got rn

[wild mason]

7

Acnaq will definitely come so that is 8

[cunning niche]

Is cosmic in rn?

[wild mason]

No

[cunning niche]

@vital latch join manneva

[wild mason]

Its not called that

[vital latch]

what, I thought I did, oh well if I need more complex details will enter them when I'm home and therefore can type more in depth ideas

[cunning niche]

What is it callrd?

[wild mason]

Did you not ping me

Why did that respond to banbanam

Cosmic if you didnt ping me I didn't see it 😢

[cunning niche]

@wild mason what is this mw callrd

[vital latch]

@wild mason the deer people

that all thats needed or is smth else that I didnt see required

[wild mason]

Oh here, you still need a nation color and name

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-salamander-lumerian-gif-25839987

salami

[spring bison]

why were yall using small scale warfare

[hollow garden]

It's been two weeks

I can't anymore

I'm crying every day

[vital latch]

oh ok, can I wait to see where I am to pick a name? for colour would like to go with pink close to this shade though

[wild mason]

Its random where you are so I will do that first then

[vital latch]

yeah, want to have a chance to name myself after geography if its sensible

[frosty drum]

@wild mason so when you do host what time would it normally be?

[spring bison]

shut up

[vital latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

no

[wraith quarry]

it's a hypothetical war and also because idk

[wraith quarry]

i should've made larger scale movements and fronts but i don't want to overestimate or underestimate the ability of either of our militaries

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brainrot-skibidi-toilet-meme-gif-10399923812462793879

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-sentinel-optimus-prime-optimus-prime-gif-26529362

[west path]

im in the central europe part of polan

[west path]

No.

No it isn't.

[brittle gust]

Yeah, that's robloxian

[digital helm]

Yo chat

[west path]

why is death forcing people to live long

[brittle gust]

For the irony

[digital helm]

@rose forge kill this man

[spring bison]

ok Warsaw citizen

[west path]

i live in rural pomerania

say again?

[spring bison]

ok Warsaw citizen

[west path]

die

[brittle gust]

Real

[spring bison]

again?

[wild mason]

Criss Cross Apple Qwas

Qwis Qwas Apple Sauce

Which is correct

[brittle gust]

Either

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003519667656200223/1010339575102722058/caption.gif

[west path]

We are very progressive in the great land of Pomerania... respect the culture and the people here and you will earn the title of honorary kashubian

[brittle gust]

Sure

I love Pomerania and prussia

Danzig is my favourite polish city

[west path]

suffer a thousand deaths

your hands butchered and nailed to a pole

your head strung up atop a tree

your torso used to decorate a hunters lodgings

your legs drowned in cement and set to rot in the sea

[brittle gust]

Is this some kind of polish initiation ritual

[hollow garden]

Yes it's how you apply for polish citizenship

[west path]

no its a ritual where we butcher you for using the german name for Gdansk

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201755203301543966/1280994883045429330/wwAXadrC.gif

[brittle gust]

Oh

I apologise to my polish friends

For i have committed the grave sin of not calling Gdansk Gdansk

[rose cape]

average silesian

[west path]

is this real

i havent even been to silesia that much only like 15 times in my life

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust nolt

you must write

[brittle gust]

No

[hollow garden]

You know you want to

Write your Magnus opus nolt

It will be glorious

[brittle gust]

1. It's 11pm
2. I have school tomorrow
3. I have a test on Wednesday
4. I can't even open my eyes properly

[steep merlin]

Above time (23:00 IST) in your local time · Sep 16, 2024, 5:30 PM

[hollow garden]

die

[wild mason]

@brittle gust Ar eyou gonna make a tirbe

[marsh lance]

@west path im almost off school we will play poland simulator when im home

[brittle gust]

Wdym

Make a tribe?

[west path]

idk if its on mobile devices vr

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[brittle gust]

Femboys and tomboys frfr

[wild mason]

If you are serious what name and color

[brittle gust]

Orange and the name will be Kvaria

To be clear by femboys and tomboys i meant the deer people

It's better than being a rat like the arreans or a lizard

[west path]

racist

theres also goat people who cant make a society

js saying its a good idea

[brittle gust]

I genocided arrea until Ercan stopped me

[west path]

deserved

[brittle gust]

And you just find out in racist towards rat?

Unbelievable, qevie

[west path]

ercan should have stopped you

he is a pious man for doing that

[wild mason]

The player list so far 😱

Ercan, Oil, BOW, Walrus, Skillerz, Lavender ( Pat ), Bananam, Cosmic, Nolt, Osman

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Ercan, May, Gavin, Wallace, Tomei, Leonda (out), Nampanan, Cosmos, Nolte, Osman

[brittle gust]

Me when he caused even more deaths in the future by stopping me

[wild mason]

~bt

[vital latch]

is lavender lavender color

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Erkin, May, Gavin, Wallace, Tommy, Leonta (list), Nambun, Cosmos, Nolte, Osman.

[brittle gust]

(arrea genocided and killed kleznam and ithrr)

[wild mason]

Do you think Oil is real

[rose cape]

erm.. where am i

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201755203301543966/1280994883045429330/wwAXadrC.gif

[rose cape]

what da dog doin

[west path]

thats a honey badger

[hollow garden]

Nolt W

Let's form the deer alliance

[brittle gust]

Oil John or oil

[brittle gust]

Aye, klez

[wild mason]

Jonarthar

[brittle gust]

Yes I think he's real

He is too human

[alpine raft]

PEOPLE OF THE GAME ROOM

I HAVE PURCHASED MINE JORDANS

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL

[balmy epoch]

no

[alpine raft]

AND SHALL ARRIVE ON THURSDAY

ON THE 8TH DAY GOD MADE THE JORDAN

AND IT SHALL BE MINE

[brittle gust]

Nice

[alpine raft]

FOR THE JORDAN

[brittle gust]

FOR THE JORDAN

[hollow garden]

FOR THE JORDAN

[hollow garden]

Nice

[rose cape]

what

👽

[alpine raft]

damn

[hollow garden]

mistake

[alpine raft]

bro got the neko curse

[rose cape]

REAL

[hollow garden]

gang wait

it's not like what it looks likes

[alpine raft]

am i the most famous neko

[balmy epoch]

FOR JORDAN WE SHALL GO WEST OF THE RIVER

[hollow garden]

yes

[alpine raft]

JAAAA

WE SHALL CONQUER LANDS FOR THE JORDAN

JORDANLAND SHALL PROSPER

AND THE ADIDAS WEARERS SHALL FALL

THE KOBE'S AND LEBRON'S USERS SHALL BE OUR VASSALS

[balmy epoch]

AL QUDS AND HAIFA

[alpine raft]

AS THE POVERTY DRIVEN CLASS THEY ARE

[alpine raft]

WE SHALL EXECUTE ALL OF THE SHAQ WEARERS

FOR JORDANLAND

[balmy epoch]

i’m talking about the real jordan

[alpine raft]

THE JORDAN 1

[balmy epoch]

no

[alpine raft]

SHALL BE KING OVER ALL OTHER JORDANS

[balmy epoch]

🇯🇴

[alpine raft]

jordanland doesnt recognize their sovereignty

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft you must choose

[balmy epoch]

eastern front ww2

[alpine raft]

jewish in portugal

they was aight

[balmy epoch]

specifically stalingrad

[west path]

i have no clue how mulberry and blackberry taste like so i cant tell you for the life of me

but probably raspberry

[rose cape]

most native americans werent affected in their lifetime after the arrival of the first european i would say (atleast by the europeans)

[wild mason]

Mulberry just kinda grows wherever here

[lucid oriole]

By far western europe

[wild mason]

If you ever come to the US just eat any berry that looks vaguely like a blackberry

[rose cape]

oiljohn is acting like he didnt switch his vote

[lucid oriole]

Yea I didn’t see that

[rose cape]

fair enough

[rose cape]

for the farmer one it depends where in eurasia

since eurasia is pretty big

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason btw is my climate rainy like the colombian coast or rainy like the UK

[hollow garden]

It's random

[rose cape]

hmm

[hollow garden]

You could be in anywhere

[rose cape]

at what stage of the conquests

[brittle gust]

Where is grimy

[west path]

My brother in christ im already living in eastern (not western, but same experience) europe after the fall of a prominent civilized society

its like

the same thing

for me

[rose cape]

the fall of the lithuanians 😢

[hollow garden]

1237

[west path]

exactly

[brittle gust]

I'll just join the khan's horde

Sing him a song

Kill people for him

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

BRA!!

That sucks

HI KLEZ

[wild mason]

Closer to the UK but that isn't quite accurate. Winters are quite snowy but not extremely cold

[marsh lance]

im almost off school chat

[rose cape]

also for rome is it after the collapse of the western roman empire or just the roman empire in general

[spring bison]

you are my opp

[hollow garden]

nolt you would betray the delhi sultanate

I can't believe this

[brittle gust]

As a matter of fact

Yes

The Mughals are cooler

[marsh lance]

Qwas that is haram

[spring bison]

common honey bee W

[brittle gust]

No

[hollow garden]

No just the western part

during the period of migration

[rose cape]

mm

[rose cape]

yeah honestly i might switch

[spring bison]

the jewish option is by far the best because it dosent specify if its in Germany or not

[hollow garden]

okay everyone chose western rome

[rose cape]

but you are in europe

[hollow garden]

Y'all are getting slaughtered by the Visigoths 😔✊

[spring bison]

so?

[hollow garden]

You could be anywhere in Europe

and Germany had a pretty significant Jewish population

[west path]

I mean

would i really be in that different of a situation

[rose cape]

unless you are in spain you are kind of fucked

[west path]

what about being in finland and then moving out to the U.S

or being in like

the UK

and then

just leaving

before they get too involved in the war

[rose cape]

it would be during ww2

so you cant really

[west path]

Whar about sweden

werent they neutral

[rose cape]

there were like 4k jews in sweden

[hollow garden]

I mean you could also just stay

In that case

[west path]

just be one of them

gg

[hollow garden]

It's one of the few areas where you would be safe

[west path]

mfw when UK air war

wait do we go in with modern day knowledge or not

[hollow garden]

yes

[rose cape]

i feel like we shouldnt

[wild mason]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/4hUe6J42sNjK3r_LpKLN8d-BOz97yspcfVIX9RqQ-Kk/https/generated.inspirobot.me/a/NBP5qyW9P1.jpg?format=webp

[rose cape]

oh

[west path]

if yes then cant we just crack enigma immediately and inform them

[hollow garden]

You know what will happen

[west path]

and or

just

leave

the countries at risk

[west path]

we can have a WW2 good ending

study all about germany stuff and then we just inform the allies of everything

and crack enigma for them

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

You know how to crack the enigma code?

👽

[west path]

im polish but no

let me google it

[hollow garden]

why is Lebron choosing it it's one of the worst

In most cases you are doomed

[rose cape]

who are the 200 albanian jews

[hollow garden]

They have a gc

[rose cape]

unreal

[hollow garden]

🤯

[marsh lance]

Rome is the best option

[rose cape]

crazy hwo the amount of jews in germany is about the same as the number of people in this server

discord.gg/worldbox

wild

[marsh lance]

The collapse of western rome wasn’t as cataclysmic as the paintings depict it

[alpine raft]

technically it says be a jew while its going on

not in europe

[marsh lance]

Worldbox shadow government 😵

😱😱

[west path]

what if i appeared in germany got into mustache mans inner circle and killed him

[marsh lance]

👽

[alpine raft]

you are jewish he just kills you instantly

[alpine raft]

during ww2 europe

[hollow garden]

What if you are in Britannia or central Europe

[rose cape]

yes

[alpine raft]

not during ww2 in europe

[west path]

he doesnt find out if theres no proof

[hollow garden]

And immediately get cooked by the huns

[rose cape]

it is implied

[alpine raft]

there would be proof

[west path]

If i am german

[rose cape]

because ww2 happened outside of europe aswell

[hollow garden]

or experience societal collapse if you are in Britain

[alpine raft]

i dont play implied games

[marsh lance]

Yeah your fucked buddy 😭😂

[rose cape]

also it literally says europe

[west path]

what proof

literally

[alpine raft]

irrelevant

[hollow garden]

It's possible but would you be able to learn German quickly enough

[west path]

it does not say i have to be born jewish

[spring bison]

not really

[hollow garden]

and like fake your records

[alpine raft]

how did they find out irl people were jewish

[west path]

dont i just like

[marsh lance]

Real

[west path]

already have that

in that scenario

[marsh lance]

Did they just have

[rose cape]

where else then 👽

[west path]

👽 they prayed

medical procedure that they get at birth

which shows that theyre jewish

[rose cape]

other than portugal turkey and like sweden and finland

[hollow garden]

if you are in Germany then I guess yeah

[alpine raft]

if you were jewish you would have to pray too

or else youd be not jewish

also

being jewish is only done by birth i think

[west path]

then i could climb the ranks and stop ww2 before it becomes a meatgrinder

[west path]

doesnt mean i cant pray in solitude

[spring bison]

UK, Ireland, Spain, Portugal, Sweden

[marsh lance]

It says during ww2 buddy

[west path]

no?

[alpine raft]

they'd just have to find you while you pray

[west path]

alien

read

[west path]

how would they know if i pray or when im praying

[alpine raft]

isnt it only for mother lineage

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't you feel too ashamed being part of the no no german party

[alpine raft]

like walk in on it

[west path]

i have modern knowledge

i can like

destroy evil germany for polan

[marsh lance]

Ah

[west path]

greatest country

[marsh lance]

Smart plan qevie

[west path]

i would lay down my life for polan best country

[marsh lance]

What is LeBron’s plan

[west path]

OR

i just kill him with a sniper

[alpine raft]

should i play ghost of tsushima

for the 3rd time

[hollow garden]

Tbh the Chinese one isn't so bad

If you just escape west

[marsh lance]

True

[hollow garden]

yes

[marsh lance]

But the japanese were RUTHLESS

[west path]

i can just kill evil german man with a scoped rifle

there is like

nothing they can do about it

[marsh lance]

True but you die in return

[hollow garden]

Lebron's plan is to spawn in western europe

[alpine raft]

if you have modern knowledge

[marsh lance]

Qevie laying his life on the line

[alpine raft]

why not study how guns are made

[marsh lance]

Honorable

[alpine raft]

and make guns

[west path]

not if i have modern knowledge and learn how to make a suppressor

[spring bison]

also wdym ww2

you mean 1939

1940

[alpine raft]

therefore systematically destroying mongol

[spring bison]

1941

[west path]

he just dies and i escape

[spring bison]

1942

@marsh lance shut the fuck up

[hollow garden]

1933

[spring bison]

then I could easilly escape 👽

[marsh lance]

No

[hollow garden]

You could do that but it depends on your modern knowledge

[marsh lance]

Way too early gang

[hollow garden]

do you know how to create guns nek

[west path]

why is pattington the american talking about WW2... it was in europa and trust me vro brazil did more than america in the war (real)

[west path]

what if we could get an item from the modern world

i just get a modern day suppressed sniper with a loaded magazine and just shoot h man

[marsh lance]

Alien?

[west path]

Its true

[marsh lance]

I am proud to be brazilian

[west path]

talk about the yapan front not the europeia front

[west path]

lebron is brazilian

r u stupid

[marsh lance]

American lend lease…

[hollow garden]

lie?

@spring bison is this true

[marsh lance]

Lebron is haterilian

Whenever i speak

And mostly solely me

[spring bison]

yes 👽

[hollow garden]

Do we decrease the time frame 👽

to 1939

[marsh lance]

He tells me to shut the fuck up 👽

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[marsh lance]

Yeah

[west path]

yes

that way

i can murder evil man before he even starts the murder

gg

[marsh lance]

If you spawn as a child technically you can escape on those kid evacuations if your lucky

[spring bison]

I can still easilly escape

[alpine raft]

its not that hard

i mean

[wheat aspen]

does the mint include chocolate chips

[west path]

no mint cholocate chip means i vote for cookie dough

[hollow garden]

How so

[wraith quarry]

yes

[alpine raft]

i could study

[west path]

i choose mint

[marsh lance]

This is real

[spring bison]

👽

[wheat aspen]

mint solos i fear

[spring bison]

you randomlly started aliening

you are annoying

[wraith quarry]

I also did not add strawberry because that abomination of a flavor need not be mentioned

[marsh lance]

That was not random

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[marsh lance]

Why did bro start listing off the years

[hollow garden]

What sources would you learn from in 1237

[wheat aspen]

strawberry sorbet though

is that how you spell it?

[spring bison]

is bro alergic to reading

[west path]

that was my former favorite flavor before i mentioned mint

well

[wheat aspen]

or is it like sherbet

[wraith quarry]

strawberry sabot

[west path]

learnt about mint

[marsh lance]

Idc bub, thats just your opinion of me

[hollow garden]

Vanilla is peak

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sabot-apfsds-tank-round-shell-gif-16221498582328486496

[west path]

sorbet yeah its sorbet

[wheat aspen]

sherbert

[spring bison]

👽

[wheat aspen]

ty

[west path]

i know because we literally just call it 'sorbet' like the exact letters in poland rather than adding fancy vocalization

[hollow garden]

Strawberry flavour is haram

[marsh lance]

If i had like 10 people telling me i was annoying it’d probably be more believable but since your a chronic hater who is allergic to people expressing their hobbies and interests i kinda dont trust that

[hollow garden]

It's very terrible!

[west path]

idk why yall call it what you call it thats js a stupid way to pronounce it

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[west path]

it is not that bad

[marsh lance]

Artificial strawberry stinks brah

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance ur annoying

[west path]

raspberry better though

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

hehe

[wheat aspen]

did i like walk into drama or something

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[wraith quarry]

it's a very american sounding word

sherbert

[marsh lance]

Not really

[west path]

youre annoying

[hollow garden]

My name is 10 more people

[spring bison]

he is making up stuff because we disagree on many things

[hollow garden]

And that's my opinion

[marsh lance]

😱

[west path]

cringe

[knotty cosmos]

Just another day in the game room

[wheat aspen]

i always say it like "sherbert"

[alpine raft]

not in 1237

[spring bison]

classic opp behaviour

[wheat aspen]

it's definitely wrong but idc

[alpine raft]

prior to going there

[wraith quarry]

sounds like it would be the the name of an old recluse that lives in a cabin in appalachia

[alpine raft]

i could study

[hollow garden]

It is

[alpine raft]

also 1237 is not that early

there was probably some gunpowder knowledge

[marsh lance]

You have been my opp ever since i’ve talked to you gang

[wraith quarry]

@west path also btw
did you know that burgers aren't actually german

[spring bison]

you started making up things about me

[marsh lance]

Bring up the first example

[west path]

yes

ive known for like my entire life that theyre american

[spring bison]

#🎲game-room message smartest parfum moment

[wraith quarry]

although there are german dishes that "inspired" american burgers
they were basically just slices of ham on top of a piece of bread

[marsh lance]

That is the most recent example

[west path]

yeah no just call it the french pronunciation

its better

[marsh lance]

Bring up the beginning of our opphood

[wraith quarry]

wild

[west path]

either yo schools really stupid or you just make the association since a city named hamburg exists

[wraith quarry]

i was misled to believe that they were invented in germany, and then americanized like other things

[west path]

we literally are taught in preschool that the hamburger is american

[wraith quarry]

it's not schools

they never once mentioned it

[west path]

like

whar

[wraith quarry]

it's just a lot of myths are around the whole thing

[west path]

how do yall not know this

[wraith quarry]

like there was this whole story about german sailors that invented hamburgers and whatnot

[west path]

ok so a city called hamburg existing is apparently proof enough that the hamburger comes from there????

[marsh lance]

Its true

[marsh lance]

It was named after the hamburger

[wraith quarry]

no

[alpine raft]

@west path im doing vlandian cav only bannerlord

[west path]

it existed before the hamburger

[marsh lance]

🤫

[wraith quarry]

it's just weird

[wheat aspen]

i will continue saying "sherbert" bc it's what I've called it since i was little

[west path]

yeah so a myth

[marsh lance]

Not before the great united states that obviously originated in 1 AD

[wraith quarry]

one food chain also attributes the origin of burgers to the city of hamburg, which also perpetuates the myth

[wheat aspen]

sherbert

[wraith quarry]

it's weird

[west path]

sorbè is the better way of pronouncing it since it actually includes the proper letters

[hollow garden]

I mean if there is prep time then yeah
but if you are immediately transferred there it would be more tricky there was some knowledge of gunpowder in china by the 9th century but it would really take off in the 17th and 18th centuries

[west path]

sherbert just sounds midwestern

[marsh lance]

Klez do you think i am a liar when i say this

[wraith quarry]

but now we can at least say that the U.S didn't steal everything from europe

[hollow garden]

So you would have to survive a couple of centuries

[alpine raft]

fax

[wraith quarry]

we invented burgers

[west path]

stupidity

[marsh lance]

We invented napalm

The europeans never thought of that

[west path]

i dont think thats a W

theyre diabetes incarnate

[digital helm]

You're annoying 👍

[hollow garden]

I think you shouldn't worry about other people like lebron calling you annoying or so

[wraith quarry]

mix styrophoam with nail polish remover

[hollow garden]

In life generally

[wraith quarry]

it is

burgers are 🔥

[marsh lance]

True

[hollow garden]

My condolences

[marsh lance]

I just wanna make sure im not making anything up about bro

[west path]

nah a homemade polish lunch is better

yall just have zero understanding of good food

✊

[digital helm]

@marsh lance you will tell me properly who you are

[wraith quarry]

we had the best culinary exports from italy, france... and those places that gave us our dishes

we have the best food

[marsh lance]

Do you even know who i was before my name change buddy?

[wraith quarry]

polish people just eat bread and fish

and maybe soup if they're lucky

[marsh lance]

I’m PAT

[digital helm]

Yes, why the buddy 👽

[hollow garden]

Yes

[marsh lance]

It my favorite word

[hollow garden]

They are humble critters

@digital helm Seyern!

[wraith quarry]

like at least egypt has good food

[hollow garden]

my besta frienda

[wraith quarry]

what does polish have

[marsh lance]

Until the subject becomes poland

[alpine raft]

what should my characters name be in bannerlord

[hollow garden]

Common correct fish opinion

[wraith quarry]

number 3875838573 way to make bread

[alpine raft]

he's vlandian

[digital helm]

You didn't even friend me smh

[alpine raft]

imma call him

[hollow garden]

Friending isn't what friendship is about seyern

Do you need your friends to tell you we are friends

[digital helm]

I know, but friend me ):<

[hollow garden]

You don't

[alpine raft]

Henry

[hollow garden]

friendship is more abstract

[hollow garden]

yessing

[digital helm]

Shut up

[hollow garden]

yippe

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mint-chocolate-chip-ice-cream-mint-ice-cream-mint-2x-fuck-yea-gif-25974419

[hollow garden]

okay

[wraith quarry]

mint chocolate chip highkey solos all

[west path]

do not tell me that this doesnt sound good:

1 serving of potato (or silesian dumpling) boiled for 3 hours and drenched in meat fat
1 serving of diced meat boiled for 5 hours
1 serving of pickled cabbage (steamed for warmth)
1 serving of warm beets

[wraith quarry]

this is just cabbage stew

[west path]

beet as in

[west path]

its not even a stew

[wraith quarry]

i know what beet is 👽

[wraith quarry]

diced meat + cabbage = stew

[west path]

silesian dumpling is how its meant to be eaten but potato is a substitute

[west path]

what