🎲game-room

[frank latch]

that helps

[quick idol]

if you dont have another start evolving

[frank latch]

hurts a lot less now

[frank latch]

that's a beautiful final rendition of the map

(no editing needed)

[wild mason]

It feels like it needs way more and way less islands at the same time

Ill figure it out eventually

[frank latch]

I do feel like the continents themsleves are pretty cluttered.
I know you're aiming to do that in the North West at least, but even in the Middle South as well

[wild mason]

Combinging a copi;e islands here helps quite a bit

[hollow garden]

ZIPE

[wild mason]

couple

[hollow garden]

Hallelujah

the rabbit has blessed us

with a new zipe

[hollow garden]

Interesting peninsula

[spring bison]

Bow clearly meant 5km2 when he said each pixel is 5 kilometers

[frank latch]

I meant 25km^2

[spring bison]

👽

you literally always said it was 5 kilometers per pixel

[frank latch]

each pixel is 5 kilometers long

[spring bison]

no

you said each pixel is 5 kilometers

not 5 kilometers long

[frank latch]

I was wrong?

[spring bison]

what

[frank latch]

I meant 25km^2

[spring bison]

tfym wrong

[spring bison]

you started saying this just now

[frank latch]

I wasn't thinking properly?

[frank latch]

nah bro
I had this set up before you joined the map war

[spring bison]

no

that dosent matter

do not change the subject

[hollow garden]

I saw a new zipe, a new island by Bunny
For the first manneva and the first zipe passed away.
A new manneva and zipe by bunny Descended from bunny, O bunny. A new manneva, a new land, The new zipe, a new zipe, a new earth, A new manneva and map truly, all the Game roomian nations bring to it their honor and glory for the First manneva had
passed away A new manneva and a new land, where the knight was
no more The new manneva and land, the first manneva had passed away
A new land and mw
A new manneva and zipe
Oh glory, glory The new manneva and mw, from the first one that passed away
the land of glory
Amen.

[frank latch]

I wasn't?

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I see a new cloud, a new bunny island for the first level, the first cloud leaves us with a new level with bunnies, bunnies and another cloud. New movement, new condition. Knights crossed new lands for the first time, learning and crossing new lands, etc. New and symbolic movement, glory to glory, new movement and more, leave the house of glory, Amen.

[wild mason]

Is this area "Uncluttered" with whats moved

[spring bison]

I dont use art softwares for mws like you schizophrenics

[hollow garden]

Everyone uses krita here tho

You should do it leb

[spring bison]

lie

you just began

dont give up

never give up

[frank latch]

Fish and I use Krita
Idk about others though

[hollow garden]

The biggest mistake someone can do is give up

@west path continue

The colony can be saved

[spring bison]

kleznamish try not to be schizophrenic

[hollow garden]

@west path opinion on your fellow countryman

[spring bison]

Russia!

Russia!

[hollow garden]

And this is a Russian citizen speaking

when three quarters of his country's economy is owned by oligarchs

and ah yes corruption

[spring bison]

RUSSIA!

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-tight-hamster-tuckedin-sweetdreams-nightnight-gif-4954695

[spring bison]

average european

[hollow garden]

Goodnight blumi

[hollow garden]

MOTHER RUSSIA WILL NEVER BOW

@spring bison opinion on this neutral person

[spring bison]

MOSCOW!!!

RUSSIA!

[rose cape]

@frank latch new heightmaps dropped

and biome map

[rose cape]

blumi is ohioan 👽

[spring bison]

tf

sleeping now?

[rose cape]

it wouldnt be the first time

[spring bison]

rate this China

[rose cape]

why dont they have japan

[spring bison]

all their people died

[rose cape]

unreal

[rose cape]

@spring bison is this real

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[sour grotto]

hi game room

bye game room

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-chat-gif-26247540

[rose cape]

this is springfield btw

[midnight ocean]

Not at all quite the opposite

[hollow garden]

H-how could you

[sullen pawn]

chat

what if i-

drew plate techtonics

for g4mw

[rose cape]

there needs to be more of acnaqxspyxfamily actually

[sullen pawn]

these look bad

i give up

[spring bison]

you literaly just made shapes and lines

[sullen pawn]

thats why i said they look bad

dumby

[marsh lance]

Hii gameroom

I have cured my migraine!

What did i misses.. 😰

Not much

Cra zee

[marsh lance]

Dear goodness

[spring bison]

what

[marsh lance]

Do you work for the chinese communist party LeBron?

[spring bison]

a creature coming back and shit talk

[marsh lance]

Which creature

Where is the critter

[alpine raft]

@west path aight so i bought the empire

Created a kingdom

Basically imported enemy lords

And im now bashing vlandias head in

[marsh lance]

@frosty drum lmk when empire total war comes out

[spring bison]

mfs when scrolling up exists

[marsh lance]

I did

Are you talking about blumi?

[pine copper]

@spring bison you should play Vic with me 🗣️ so I can beat you there

[spring bison]

👽

[midnight ocean]

CK3 is better

[spring bison]

true

ck3 is better than vic3

[west path]

everyone is on the brink of mental breaks

and im starving

[west path]

wt

[west path]

ok

[west path]

rea

@wraith quarry i need a session directly injected into my bloodstream

@frank latch wait did leaving bowistan remove my speculative biology duties

[midnight ocean]

Average

[west path]

acnaq the mole colony was a bad idea

i didnt have the setup

im cooked now

[midnight ocean]

You made it in a small hill with no natural caves 😭

No shit

[west path]

qhar

[west path]

so true

[midnight ocean]

I try to have natural caves for the shrooms and also so I don’t have to do as much mining

[west path]

yeah the big issue for me is keeping my pawns in darkness

[pine copper]

Unreal

[midnight ocean]

They’re mole people and mole ideology right

[west path]

the memes im running

[midnight ocean]

Like @pine copper

[pine copper]

We know that’s ercan

[midnight ocean]

Yeah how are you fumbling this

[west path]

currently what i need is someone who can deal with plants

[west path]

no plants guy

[west path]

well i got one recently

but very recently so lik

[midnight ocean]

I see a pig in the bottom left

Kill it

[west path]

no

i js got a plants guy i think we're back

[midnight ocean]

W

[west path]

we're barack

oh wait i can grow healroot now

cheer

[hollow garden]

@west path are you too addicted to rimworlda

[west path]

no

i would never

[hollow garden]

I can savea youa

Qevie break free

the chains of rimworld shall no longer bound you

[west path]

no

[west path]

@midnight ocean this game hates me

it gave me a flash storm

[midnight ocean]

Lmao

Better pray for the rain

[west path]

still havent gotten it

after a day of ingame time

[midnight ocean]

Yeah your cooked

[west path]

ITS HERE

FINALLY

man

[frank latch]

yes

and you won't get them back

[west path]

noo

i want them back

[midnight ocean]

Los angeles every october

[west path]

blood bag attained

FUCK

[spring bison]

I should do a tribal rimworld playthrough

[spring bison]

what happened

[west path]

social fight

qwas is fighting a sanguophage

[spring bison]

not that bad

oh

[west path]

idiot

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1277614784229015644/image0.gif

[west path]

you dont even need to be tended with medicine lol

[marsh lance]

😭

[frank latch]

lol

[marsh lance]

What critters did qevus make

[west path]

only 1

[west path]

@frank latch now that i dont need to play sessions it is more lucrative to have me do work 👍

[frank latch]

nah

[marsh lance]

Can i see

[marsh lance]

Bro join back

Bowistan is about to be peak

[wraith quarry]

Banamia is invaded by the northern NPC, and Ercania invades Allania

[marsh lance]

All of you complain about it being boring or too complicated or too whatever

[wraith quarry]

that's your dose

[west path]

noo

[marsh lance]

Its about to get INTERESTING

I can tell

[west path]

i need one i can pla

[west path]

@frank latch can i

[marsh lance]

Ples qevbutt

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

ok

[west path]

im still gonna be sending you critters in dms though 🤫 you cant stop me

[frank latch]

You're still going to
aren't you

yeah

figured

[west path]

i will craft critters for bowistan

[spring bison]

lie

[frank latch]

truth
you left

[spring bison]

me leaving does not matter

[frosty drum]

@frank latch salutations Mr BoW
I heard rumors of something called a session coming at a point in time. Are the rumors true Mr BoW?

[spring bison]

to the thing I said

[frank latch]

I won't promise anything
But I would like to host Saturday

[spring bison]

elaborate on "i would like to"

[west path]

😈

[marsh lance]

He wants to host

[spring bison]

he will not host that day and say he didnt because he dosent want to

[marsh lance]

Hm

[spring bison]

@west path I decided to sacrifice the mods and finally update the game

I am in pain

[marsh lance]

You are right he does say that, however i believe he is just as entitled to the right to not host as you are to your own opinions

[spring bison]

this is why we need machine learning

[marsh lance]

And i do agree that maybe bowistan could be a little more consistent

But people do have lives and issues outside of this server

[spring bison]

og hosters had more packed schedules yet they hosted daily

we need them back

[frosty drum]

Here's a photo of Empire total war

[marsh lance]

I want to trust you but what is your source on this

[spring bison]

I would host if people joined and played

[marsh lance]

The mobile version? They teased it?

[frank latch]

I am motivated to and would like to host soon

[frosty drum]

No

[spring bison]

ok bro

[frosty drum]

Ok bro bro shut up bro your so annoying bro

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

bro woke up

bro ascended

[wraith quarry]

just tune him out

or block

[marsh lance]

You are just as guilty as me as giving up on hosting because not many people showed up

[wraith quarry]

whichever you prefer

[marsh lance]

We are two sides of the same coin lebron

[spring bison]

I need him to block me

[spring bison]

I literally cant

[marsh lance]

Real

We can still bring back HRE mw levron

[spring bison]

average rimworld description

[marsh lance]

W

[spring bison]

oh my god these new vanilla expanded mods are peak

I must get them

[hollow garden]

did skillerz snap

[spring bison]

his current message says no

[vital latch]

this is NOT looking good chat

im starting to anger at a video game

[frosty drum]

What game

[frank latch]

Uhh

[frosty drum]

Yes

[frank latch]

k

glad that was cleared up

[vital latch]

splatoon what did you expect

[frosty drum]

Roblox or getting over it

[midnight ocean]

play rimworld instead

[spring bison]

im already mass downloading mods

[wraith quarry]

three viruses and ransomware

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

@wraith quarry are you a fan of Total war series?

[wraith quarry]

never played it

[frosty drum]

Do you have a phone

[wraith quarry]

yes but i dont use it much

[frosty drum]

What kind of phone

[wraith quarry]

the rectangle kind

[frosty drum]

What?

[wraith quarry]

the rectangle shape

[wild mason]

hi guys

[frosty drum]

Anyways if you have apple or android
You can get this game sometime this fall
Medievel 2 and rome are already on mobile

@wraith quarry

[vital latch]

tbh looks kinda mid

[wraith quarry]

is it on pc

[frosty drum]

It's from 2009. Images I found on internet
(It's originally on pc)

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry

There's also an overworld map

[wraith quarry]

this is close enough

[vital latch]

yeah im sticking to my claim it doesnt seem that great

[vital latch]

might just be my preference for having prefered genres though

[frosty drum]

(It's a turn based strategy game)

[frosty drum]

I've actually never seen anyone play this. I know it's popular tho

[vital latch]

yeah i dont play those

[wild mason]

woah

[wild mason]

civ 6 is a good one

[vital latch]

strategy games in general arent a prefered genre of mine but strategy rpg's are great so idk

[vital latch]

civ6 never clicked with me

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer-jarvis-iron-man-meme-memes-gif-22588230

[frosty drum]

Do you like controlling battles?

[wraith quarry]

i do

[wild mason]

what else should i change

[vital latch]

as a omnipotent god trolling the people battling maybe

[wraith quarry]

hit em with the old diversion and attack from behind trick

[vital latch]

as a military leader not really

[frosty drum]

You should definitely play the total war games Attila and before then (they are good)

[spring bison]

yes downloading viruses from steam

[wraith quarry]

not unheard of

[spring bison]

make luxemburg annex France

[frosty drum]

Catalonia Independence

[vital latch]

imo the best genre is platformers
they are most consistently good

[frosty drum]

@wild mason actually make spain global defense council

[vital latch]

and the genre with the highest potentiol for really good games is action-adventure which is quite board but idk

[wraith quarry]

platformers are boring

[spring bison]

you are boring

[wild mason]

what should i do to germany

[vital latch]

fish you are actually wild

[spring bison]

give it to Bavaria

[frosty drum]

Make it hre

[vital latch]

even shit like nsmbu is fun to play

[pine copper]

A reality where Rivera won

[wild mason]

i dont got the releasables mod

[frosty drum]

Divide it into a million pieces

[wraith quarry]

?

[spring bison]

get it now

[wild mason]

[wraith quarry]

sandbox games, city builders

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Make Wales independent

[wraith quarry]

they are peak

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tno-taboritsky-funny-clock-man-gif-15681697872229711599

[pine copper]

@frosty drum is it time for a meme rummage?

[frosty drum]

Maybe

[pine copper]

It’s him!

[vital latch]

new super mario bros u (it was the forth game in the nsmb lineup and was quite stale but was still fun to play through regardless)

[pine copper]

You shall be reported to the state

[wild mason]

is he bad?

[pine copper]

And be locked up and sent to work

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gulag-survive-welcome-to-the-gulag-gif-27052296

[spring bison]

blessed be the regent

[wild mason]

you totally should be tmod

[spring bison]

im blacklisted

[wild mason]

[vital latch]

sandbox games are fun for a long time failing to get stale, but they also dont feel peak fun it more feels like something to pass the time
city builders are just a sub genre of sandbox games so same issue

[wild mason]

heheheh i have a better idea for the maps

[wraith quarry]

platformers are literally the exact same

[wild mason]

ayo eu4 got updated

impossible

[spring bison]

playing 1 sandbox game does this

if you play multiple then it feels peak

[vital latch]

play mario wonder

[wild mason]

omfg

another stellaris dlc

are you kidding me

[spring bison]

yes

[spring bison]

what

what did you expect

[wild mason]

idk

tbh

[spring bison]

stellaris will be the next eu4

[wild mason]

13 bucks ☠️

[vital latch]

celeste is also a good example but will admit that ones an aquired taste

[wild mason]

for cosmic storm

s

does look pretty fire tho

[vital latch]

you can also play a kirby game but the thing with kirby games is they're shit easy. so unless you're either really bad at platformers or like me and just like to sit back relax and chomp on waddle dees you're not gonna cook with it

i love kirby though

alternatively go way back and play like s3k or smth

[wraith quarry]

no

i've done some mario games

boring

[wild mason]

is it any good

[vital latch]

yes it is a peak video game

[vital latch]

mario games arent all the same

they change up alot

also same guy plays war thunder

[spring bison]

his opinion on gaming is instantly invalid

you can not shit talk games when you play war thunder

[vital latch]

true

[sullen pawn]

I’ve never seen Lebron say a nice thing

Game room fell

Delete game room atp

[frosty drum]

Wrong

I sense the return coming soon

[midnight ocean]

Blumi has returned game room is healing

[frosty drum]

We must open Game room to not just map wars though

[midnight ocean]

We already have

That’s what we’ve been doing to keep it afloat

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-des-caraibes-pirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-arrivée-arrival-gif-19449348

[vital latch]

isnt that literally what we've been doing

[frosty drum]

Realized that

[vital latch]

just general but we dont talk about anime or whatever

[frosty drum]

TRUE

[spring bison]

this channel is dying

[frosty drum]

Wrong.
Blumi has returned

[spring bison]

👽

1 lie
2 this creature is not him

[frosty drum]

(This is a joke. Mostly)

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[frosty drum]

Stop face revealing yourself

[spring bison]

👽

[wraith quarry]

i dont really

war thunder has become boring

plus

that doesnt make mario games any less boring

[frosty drum]

Total war calls to you Fish...

[vital latch]

it means we just have different game taste

because I dont find mario boring but I find most the games you play boring

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frosty drum]

If empire total war has multiplayer we should all go up against each other

[marsh lance]

Skillerz do the indian factions in empire total war have naval units

[frosty drum]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Show me rq gangypoo pleease

[frosty drum]

11 Countries are available btw

Out of the 42

[marsh lance]

THERES 42?

UNPLAYABLE FACTIONS?

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance can't find it but there's definitely a navy I seen it before (never played the game)

[frosty drum]

All of which Minor
(Except persia)

[marsh lance]

Bro talks about empire total war so much but doesn’t have them 😭

Ngl the diplomacy in both medieval and rome was trash

[frosty drum]

In empire if you step into another's territory it is war

[marsh lance]

Thats with the other two aswell

[frosty drum]

Nope

[marsh lance]

Your relations drop down harshly

[frosty drum]

Russia UK Spain Netherlands Sweden France Austria Prussia Poland Ottomens and maratha are available

@marsh lance

I do wish that portugal and Persia and denmark was available
Maybe even 13 colonies (it is available in a different campaign)

[marsh lance]

Unfortunately

[frosty drum]

The one MAJOR PROBLEM EITH THIS GAME

Is if you look at France and Spain

It's one fucking province

[marsh lance]

Absolutely insnae

France in medieval 2 would have a bigger starting economy early game 😭

[frosty drum]

Also provinces are too big in general in some places

[frosty drum]

Paris in empire is the entire population in france

I'm not kidding

[marsh lance]

Even irl

Rural france suffers in population

Skillerz i have to talk to you though

Dms?

[frosty drum]

Sure

[brittle gust]

No?

[spring bison]

Yes?

tfym no

[brittle gust]

I went over with him

He meant 5km as length

[marsh lance]

How to unfreeze rank

[frosty drum]

Go to roles

@frank latch When is Bowistan Going Colonial

[midnight ocean]

Whoah what’s this map I’ve never seen it before

[marsh lance]

Victoria total war

[frosty drum]

Empire total war map

[raven compass]

Can I have Prussia

Or is that taken

[frosty drum]

It isnt a mw. . .
. . .
Yet.

[raven compass]

Oh

Well that's no fun

😡

[raven compass]

Uh huh

Yep

Yes

[frosty drum]

@raven compass

[raven compass]

Yes

I'm here

[frosty drum]

@raven compass are you here

[raven compass]

Nah

[midnight ocean]

Evil Acnaq:

[raven compass]

I was just about to say that

[raven compass]

No

Just no

[frosty drum]

Imposter acnaq

[midnight ocean]

My og pfp is like that on purpose

[raven compass]

Imposter acnaq us

We need an evil acnaq pfp

So uh how was your day guys?

😬

[midnight ocean]

This was a thing but it’s a rare edition of Acnaq pfp

It was the demon edition for when I got demon rank

[raven compass]

Spooky

[midnight ocean]

I only started saving my unique pfps at mage though so previous acnaqs are all lost to time

[raven compass]

👻

[raven compass]

So sad

I've only ever had two pfps

[midnight ocean]

There was vampire Acnaq, frozen Acnaq, thawing Acnaq, moderator Acnaq, demon Acnaq, Zeivt Acnaq, and probably a few others I’m forgetting

[raven compass]

Many Acnaqs

[midnight ocean]

Oh yeah crab Acnaq and sailor Acnaq

[raven compass]

I remember sailor

[midnight ocean]

For RDS1

[raven compass]

Maybe

[midnight ocean]

Were you there for Race to the Depths?

[raven compass]

Nah

[midnight ocean]

That’s what I used it for but I might have kept it after the event

[raven compass]

Was it your last pfp

[midnight ocean]

No that was revolutionary Acnaq

Me after my battle with the admins

That’s one of the few pfps I have saved so they’re less rare

[raven compass]

Why is this lore so damn deep

Deeper than being forced to be called John by the gods for eternity

[midnight ocean]

Just change your name

[raven compass]

Mastef set my name in the server

[midnight ocean]

💀

Why’d he do that

[raven compass]

I asked to not be the nerd emoji

[midnight ocean]

lol

[raven compass]

I forgot who told mastef to do it

[midnight ocean]

Probably matty/John worldbox

[raven compass]

Lemme check one sec

[raven compass]

Couldn't find the message

[pine copper]

@raven compass yo

[raven compass]

Stop fucking pinging me bro

[raven compass]

Yeah wsp

[pine copper]

Just wanted to say hi

[raven compass]

🤬

[pine copper]

Dawg it was once

!!

[pine copper]

Blumi is the one on the left

[knotty cosmos]

The one with glasses or the one who looks like the principal of a school?

[pine copper]

Glasses

[west path]

lebron spitting facts

[west path]

general but less psychotic

[knotty cosmos]

General with pedantics instead of rankists

[west path]

we’ve already gone through the lobotomy in comparison to general dwellers who are still in the middle of the procedure

[knotty cosmos]

Half of all general dwellers have already been lobotomized several times

[midnight ocean]

I love Acnaq

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1283726616006234214 vote

[midnight ocean]

why wasnt I told about this

[hardy saffron]

Command not allowed in this channel.

[bleak oracle]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@bleak oracle: owo dw waz vampiwe acnaq, fwozen acnaq, thawing acnaq, modewatuw acnaq, demon acnaq, zeivt acnaq, and pwobabwy a few odaws i’m fuwgetting (人◕ω◕)

[bleak oracle]

Ah now I get it.

[marsh lance]

GOOD MORNING GAMEAROOM!!
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI FISH
HI LEBRON
HI ACNAQ
HI NEK
HI WARLUS
HI AMAZ
HI VENUS
HI SKILLERZ
HI TIADEE
HI HONEYBEE
HI QWAS
HI ZPLAYS
HI BRECKO
HI BONG
HI QEVIE
HI COSMIC
HI KELON
HIIIIIII

HEALLO!!

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-7397171202945712137

[frosty drum]

Hi

[cunning niche]

Where am i

No hello to me?

I see how it is

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1283726616006234214 JOIN

[mortal moat]

How is this not spam

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bertram-jessie-kevin-chamberlain-gif-18805577

[sullen pawn]

If mods delete the good morning messages we riot

[bleak oracle]

It’s just someone saying good morning I don’t see how this really is spam in my eyes.

[mortal moat]

No im not removing it

Im confused that auto mod didnt disable it

[bleak oracle]

Than again I could be bias.

[mortal moat]

Its not spam its a text wall

[bleak oracle]

Ah ok.

[bleak oracle]

Anyways hi.

[frosty drum]

Because Automod likes us

[marsh lance]

Aorry bana is forgot

[marsh lance]

I gotta say hi to everyone gangy

[marsh lance]

HI GARLICA

[sullen pawn]

does my fan club still exist

[marsh lance]

I fogor

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @sullen pawn hi

[sullen pawn]

IH

[spring bison]

auto mod dosent delete text walls

[marsh lance]

For example

Bowistan is quite honestly one of the worst mapwars i have ever played. I would, infact, compare it to the likes of Manneva with the level of host bias and toxicity present within. Its mechanics are absolutely flawed, the world feels as if though its in constant standstill and the constant railroading makes choices conducted by the players extremely difficult to execute.

I quite honestly cannot stand Bowistan in what it now is in comparison to its first few sessions, as it simply has become worse over time. It lacks nuance and is awfully rigged towards the hosts favor, making them puppeteer the world.

As a matter of fact, it is filled with endlessly bloat and little substance, simply appearing to look promising and interesting to play, yet ultimately being just like manneva, a mapwar with a poor execution.

Infact, i feel as though it would be appropriate to rename it to Manneva 2.0 with how downright horrid the gameplay is, with constant breaks in gameplay spanning up to 15 minutes, host skimming over actions and overall a lack of responsiveness.

0/10, Never Visit.

Bowistan Yelp review over.

[sullen pawn]

Is acnaq a dog or a human dressed as a dog

[frosty drum]

Or is he....

[spring bison]

this guy needs to go back to school

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/6PxlJLUqFzY?si=ykB9bIkhhWe2Mhu9

[west path]

text walls arent punishable if chat isnt active

[hollow bobcat]

It didn't ping anyone 👽

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1283726616006234214 we are hosting VERY SOON

[marsh lance]

Thank you for representing us warlus!!!

Chat, i may have fucked up

Sordland is COOKED

[spring bison]

dont you always

[spring bison]

what did you do

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

Just kidding chat

[spring bison]

you dont even have me blocked

[marsh lance]

Anyway uhhh

So i kinda had to cut funding from the ministry of interior

[spring bison]

bro

are you stupid

[marsh lance]

Gang im -3 budget rn

[spring bison]

thats not alot

[marsh lance]

My morals are conflicting with profit

[spring bison]

you can go up to -8

[marsh lance]

I need to do what is best for the people whilst also keeping my efforts to sustain the economy

I funded bergia, made the H-3 highway construction to Agnland

Lileas is PISSED at me 😭

[spring bison]

why did you do that

the highway is shit

[marsh lance]

Despite my defunding of the interior my nationwide protests have reduced to being peaceful

[marsh lance]

The poor people need it 😱

[spring bison]

they dont 👽

that is propaganda

you fell for it

[marsh lance]

Erm naur

Wait

IT IS

FUCKING LILEAS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT

[marsh lance]

In bergia they do tho

[spring bison]

also not

[marsh lance]

They poor bruh

[spring bison]

this is also propaganda

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fiveish-xiaohongshu-yapdollar-five-dollars-gif-16238118891765423727

https://tenor.com/view/yapdollar-cr1tikal-moistcr1tikal-penguinz0-fiveish-gif-4136518032230289233

[marsh lance]

LeBron

I just wanna help the people 😭

Fuck tarquin soll he did all this

I chose Taurus holding to construct the highway instead of SSC or Underhall

1. underhall is literally a puppet of walter tusk (hate his ass)
2. SSC is corrupt 🤯

[west path]

I RISED

[west path]

is bro playing suzerain

[marsh lance]

Yes

[west path]

Bergia has the bluds

do not

[west path]

socialist

[spring bison]

this is a lie

[west path]

no that was the second president what was his name

[marsh lance]

Im not sure if im a spineless coward or if im a shitty president

Something is WRONG gang

[west path]

Tarquin Soll actually rejuvenated the nation

[west path]

youre going centrism so the former

[spring bison]

he was voted out because of an easilly fixable stagnation period

[marsh lance]

Im not a socialist, im a rationalist, im not funding a greedy ass businessman talking bout some “the recession has affected us all” then he whips out lespian cigars

Walter tusk is my opp

He has tried to bribe me THRICE now

[west path]

i have 19 or so hours in the game so ask if u need som help

[marsh lance]

Thrice refused

[west path]

tbf he was becoming a conservative

but yeah the opposition sucked ass

[spring bison]

yeah marcell is way peaker

[west path]

no you are not

you are weak

[marsh lance]

MARCEL IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME!!

[west path]

This is why you generally want to nationalize walter tusks shit

he is

an active opp

and getting a deal with marcel

helps a lot

[marsh lance]

Look

[spring bison]

because you actively worked agaisnt him

[marsh lance]

I do not trust walter

[west path]

you also want to get the secret police to assassinate tusk

[spring bison]

lol!

[marsh lance]

I do not trust corporations

Exploiting the citizens

In a recession

[spring bison]

then you will fall

[west path]

@spring bison Am i an embarassment?

[marsh lance]

I will atleast fall swinging

[hardy edge]

anyone here play elden ring

[spring bison]

yes

[marsh lance]

Man

I’m cooked!

[west path]

this was a silly playthrough

[hardy edge]

what game

[west path]

suzerain

you should play it and dont get any spoilers from anyone

its a visual novel political game

[spring bison]

PEAK

[west path]

same playthrough where i lost the war

if i didnt lose it this would have been me making sordland a world power

[spring bison]

not peak

[west path]

i should search the correct options for the rumburg war

to win next playthrough

[hardy edge]

how much is it

[marsh lance]

Free on mobile but have to pay later

The developers are working with marcel

[west path]

normally its like 18$ but its on sale rn

[spring bison]

the mobile version is trash

[west path]

for 4$ i think

[marsh lance]

It still works idc

[spring bison]

you can only go up to the assasination of the commie guy

[west path]

@hardy edge cop ong

[spring bison]

with the free version

[marsh lance]

I paid for it gang

[west path]

isnt that not even past the first chapter

[spring bison]

it is just the first chapter

[west path]

thats ass

[spring bison]

the first chapter ends after the assasination im pretty sure

[rose forge]

so mobile pretty much a demo?

[west path]

yeah but chapter 1 is the most lackluster part of the game

[spring bison]

basically

[marsh lance]

Qevie bro i feel bad

[spring bison]

it could be skipped entirely and nothing would change

[marsh lance]

I am WORSE than alphonso

But uh atleast im giving women rights

[west path]

alphonso literally sent the nation in recession

how the fuck

[spring bison]

sordish depression period

[marsh lance]

Everyone is going to be poor because of my decisions but atleast everyone can vote

[west path]

ur worse than alphonso and soll

[hollow garden]

Bro is going to get couped by conservatives

[west path]

become a rumburg puppet

[marsh lance]

I feel like im putting too much of my actual belief into this and thats why im not winning but i SERIOUSLY do not trust walter tusk or marcel

Or any of those rat ass businessmeb

[spring bison]

this is why you will fail

[west path]

Tusk is a backstabbing bastard but marcel is someone you can deal with

actually tusk campaigns for you if you cooperate

[hollow garden]

Contana superiority

[spring bison]

not worth it

[marsh lance]

At the expense of who?

The people

[spring bison]

shut the fuck up klez

[west path]

nobody

[hollow garden]

YOU shut the shit up

[west path]

you earn more votes to get the constitution

[marsh lance]

OMG HI KLEZ

[west path]

and then you can nationalize his corporation

[hollow garden]

pat pat pat

[marsh lance]

KLEZ CUSSING?!?!?!

[spring bison]

if you get the reformists and the center alligned with you

you dont need tusk

[west path]

well yeah but like...

[marsh lance]

That is what im trying

[west path]

Dictator playthroughs are based...

[spring bison]

you dont need tusk for that either

[west path]

@spring bison pat is an embarassment he reacted with X

[west path]

js saying backstabbing him is funnier

@marsh lance did you give your personal driver money

[spring bison]

I always pick the double bribe from tusk just to then choose the SSC

[west path]

if you didnt then you are an embarassment

[west path]

wont that get you arrested by the anti corruption police if it gets formed

[spring bison]

I always choose the secret police

[west path]

BASED

I LOVE SORDLAND

GREATEST NATION!!!!!!!!!!

[hollow garden]

Evil

[west path]

this was my first playthrough

[spring bison]

how do you loose this bad

[west path]

i had 4 lategame crisises and short answer was

supporting the bludish

@marsh lance this is how you will fail

[spring bison]

never support the bluds

[hollow garden]

😭

[west path]

on gang

[hollow garden]

You can't just leave the bluds blud

[hollow garden]

The bluds are poor people

[west path]

the bluds are evil

they made me lose all centrist support

and didnt let me pass the constitution

[spring bison]

poor? I call that being on a budget

[west path]

their fault that they didnt invest

they brought this upon themselves

i KNOW pat is straight up going for the reformist path

[west path]

pure cringe

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance based

[marsh lance]

Dis is the futur that libral reformists wan for sordland!!

Communist kitchen
Womens rights living room
Liberalism in bedroom..
Facist bathroom
Workers rights basement
BLUDISH closet

[marsh lance]

Klez

Im on the fence

[marsh lance]

I want to do whats right for everyone

But it seems like its hurting everyone more than its helping

[spring bison]

Contana is trash

its communism is inferior

[marsh lance]

I allowed the red youth to attend circas’s funeral but still banned them AND the young sords because of the political violence

[spring bison]

👽

thats anti-democratic

[marsh lance]

“Restricting political freedoms” mf thats gonna cost you when you FIGHT IN THE STREETS AND KILL CIVILIANS

[hollow ruin]

hey im racist

[marsh lance]

Self star

Die

[hollow ruin]

money

[marsh lance]

Im taking mine away

[hollow garden]

I wonder if a dictator had this exact thought before

[marsh lance]

Highly likely

[hollow garden]

what did the red youth do 😭

[marsh lance]

Well you see

Them and the young sords are literally the same

Just different ideologies

They were harming civilians and eachother

[hollow garden]

Like both are radical?

[marsh lance]

Yes

The red youth decapitated a young sord member

Because a young sord member killed circas

Its a cycle of vengeance i had to put a stop to

Or else they would destroy the country in their fight against eachother

[hollow garden]

well fair enough

isn't this a pretty big threat to you tho

[marsh lance]

But idk

Im not an economist either

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance are you aligning with Arcadia

[marsh lance]

And frankly i have the wrong approach

[hollow garden]

or whatever its name was

[marsh lance]

Neither

Im choosing not to align myself in their cold war

[spring bison]

lie

your anti-democracy will fall

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/munchers-good-morning-my-mouse-good-morning-gm-mouse-gif-25556635

[hollow garden]

Is this fish alt

[wild mason]

No it is exquisite_pony_09297

[hardy edge]

sup blumi

[wild mason]

I was stung by wasps

[spring bison]

ok alt

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894413839993565279/1210790710740254761/caption.gif?ex=66e50338&is=66e3b1b8&hm=596c4d29f8fe6e41252c6ccd82752e1a19d54fe57f00c8b76df94e10b39b321f&

[west path]

die

[west path]

anti democratic

youre a bad sord

[bleak oracle]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@bleak oracle: >w< dish ish da futuw dat wibwaw wefuwmishts wan fuw sowdwand!?!?

communisht kitchen
womens wights wiving woom
wibewawishm in bedwoom..
facisht b-bathwoom
wowkews wights basement
bwudishh cwoset (＾◡＾)

[bleak oracle]

Only way I can understand these things some say.

[marsh lance]

CHAT

WE ARE SO BACK

I ALLOWED PRIVATE SCHOOLS AND IT SET MY BUDGET BACK TO -2

[rose forge]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose forge: UwU onwy way i can undewstand dase things some s-say. (•ω•)

[west path]

OHHH YOURE COOKED

SO COOKED

SO GODDAMN COOKED

[marsh lance]

WE’RE BACK QEVIE

[west path]

no pat

youre cooked

[west path]

Did you... pass the amendment yet?

[marsh lance]

Im still reforming education

I have market economy strategy

Like america

[west path]

no pat

[marsh lance]

I have to pass an amendment to allow it?

Like with the green and red button?

[west path]

youre cooked unless you passed the amendment

actually even then you might not win thi

[west path]

no

the constitutional amendment

Did you pass it?

[marsh lance]

Which amendment

Theres a lot of those

[west path]

BRO

THE

CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT

AT THE

START OF THE GAME

[west path]

Yknow

the thing that YOUR ENTIRE PRESIDENTIAL TERM IS BASED ON

[hollow garden]

Is pat larping as Reza shah

And hijacking the young sorlandian democracy

[west path]

real

[quick idol]

bro who elected pat???

[west path]

they didnt

pat just possessed an innocent president 😢

[quick idol]

cant believe this

[wild mason]

It was Georgia so this level of corruption is normal

[spring bison]

who does this

[spring bison]

yes

we must kill him

for his anti-democracy

[west path]

nobody blumi just wants to talk shit (like they always do)

[spring bison]

bro

-2 budget is not alat

you can go up to -8

[marsh lance]

The electoral threshold one?

[wild mason]

Or it is just meant to be a gif about paradox players 🤯

[quick idol]

why is bro happy about negative budget

[west path]

what

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/eu4-maps-paradox-viveleroy-gif-147337821882323143

[marsh lance]

They never gave me a constitutional amendment to sign at the very beginning

[west path]

why is it aimed at mapwars players 🤔

[west path]

qhar

its lik

[spring bison]

this is literally every map game ever

[west path]

directly after the meetings

after bernard circas

[quick idol]

I love staring at maps for really long times too

[marsh lance]

OH

[wild mason]

Because it is relevant to this channel unlike a random GIF and you just want to be a goose

[marsh lance]

THE THE THE THE

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201755203301543966/1280994883045429330/wwAXadrC.gif

[marsh lance]

THE ONE WHERE YOU DECIDE WHAT TO FUND?

[quick idol]

@balmy epoch what do you think of this

[west path]

no..

[west path]

considering your long history of shittalking i wouldnt put it beneath you

[spring bison]

are you porpusefully stupid

[west path]

and i will take on the assumption that you are attempting to deflect this to effectively

shittalk me

[west path]

idk whar pat is thinking vro

@marsh lance the constitution

[quick idol]

he is not

[west path]

the stuff where you change elections

supreme court

presidential powers

[wild mason]

Can you not try to start shit, I should not need to justify to you posting a GIF that applies to half the people here and is clearly meant to be humorous 😭

[west path]

doesnt seem like it to me

🤫

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[quick idol]

#🎲game-room users looking for any small message to start a random ass argument:

[wraith quarry]

ong

[west path]

what is this critter

[hollow garden]

Fr

[wraith quarry]

critter?

it's salami

[hollow garden]

Game room has fallen

Millions must abandon mws

[west path]

i will nitpick on blumi because i harbor a great degree of spite against them

[marsh lance]

Xiao hong shu!!

[hollow garden]

Is this the new sorlandian motto

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-salamander-lumerian-gif-25839987

salami

[west path]

deadass made my self esteem extremely low and were a significant factor towards declining self confidence

[spring bison]

I must argue

[west path]

Why it move

[hollow garden]

Blumi did all of that?

[spring bison]

what

[wraith quarry]

x thing is being changed in fish mw

[quick idol]

grr NO i must argue not you!!!

[hollow garden]

Huh?

[west path]

yes

[west path]

yes

[wraith quarry]

because the person is moving it

[spring bison]

well fuck you

[west path]

Fair enough

[hollow garden]

@quick idol can I argue with you

My old arch nemesis

I have not forgotten our feud

[wraith quarry]

you may not

[west path]

@quick idol is this gif real

[wraith quarry]

you arent worthy enough to argue with fatcan

[quick idol]

no it isnt

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-22021999

[hollow garden]

🥺

[west path]

@quick idol is it real

[wraith quarry]

☠️

[hollow garden]

TURKES KURGEZ TOKAA!

[marsh lance]

💴💴💴

@hollow garden how are you klezdog

[marsh lance]

Yes

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tudou-cat-funny-rule-dimden-gif-22783944

[quick idol]

I think dogs are better than cats

[wraith quarry]

chat should the animal that represents turkey be a turkey or an insect

[marsh lance]

BRO IM SORRY

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/furcan-rule-goku-ultra-instinct-rule69-gif-25101366

[hollow garden]

Are you asking how I'm doing or how my dawg is doing

[west path]

true

[spring bison]

why are you saying sorry

[west path]

do you

genuinely

[hollow garden]

Why so? How did you reach this assumption?

[west path]

not know where the goddamn amendment is

[marsh lance]

I don’t know where the constitution at

[hollow garden]

Pat it's ok

[quick idol]

they just are

[spring bison]

bro

[wraith quarry]

what game are u playing pat

[marsh lance]

How are you doing kleza

[hollow garden]

Many great leaders didn't have a conistuition

[marsh lance]

Suzerain

I suck at this

[quick idol]

He is playing dictatorship simulator 9000

[wraith quarry]

i have no idea what that is

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

honey bee simulator

[spring bison]

well thats too bad

I do

I do have a constitution

[marsh lance]

Incorrect

You are a dictator

[hollow garden]

I'm doing fine

[quick idol]

Suspend the constitution and become a dictator

[spring bison]

which is
1 I have all the power
2 everyone else obeys

[quick idol]

then die in a war

[hollow garden]

Oh so I did butcher the word after all

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-jimmy-mcguill-constitution-gif-26924471

[west path]

vro

start of the gamae

i js told u

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pocket-goober-gif-13474647096634834216

[marsh lance]

Your personality is a dictator

You have all the strength and mannerisms to run a communist country

Genuinely

😔

[hollow garden]

@west path can you show us your great constitution

[spring bison]

conistuition

[quick idol]

pat fr doesnt even know where the constitution is?

[hollow garden]

Wasn't it a 5 pages doc

[west path]

no have the imag

[west path]

for what nation

[spring bison]

conistuition