🎲game-room

[vital latch]

is bro closer to stolkholm

[marsh lance]

The country of angola could practically cover central europe

[west path]

no?

[vital latch]

i probably butchered that spelling

[west path]

thats like physically not possible

[west path]

Stockholm btw

[west path]

ok you lie

this is false

[marsh lance]

Naur

[vital latch]

idk angola is pretty big

[west path]

poland itself is like 2/3 of south africa

[marsh lance]

The glorious republic of angolese rules the WORLD

[rose forge]

le city map

[west path]

and prolly like half of angola

[west path]

the american mind cannot comprehend having to learn 3 languages in school

[marsh lance]

Crazy so bro lives inbetween stettin and poznan

[west path]

no

[marsh lance]

Qevie we found you in western poland

[west path]

that would be Zachodniopomorskie

or western pomerania

not the voivodeship i live in

[marsh lance]

What is bro saying

[marsh lance]

~bt

[rose forge]

I'd spend so long at that

[vital latch]

i got out of learning french or spanish to learn sign language

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: Jest to stan Pomorza Zachodniego

[vital latch]

so free

[west path]

learning 3 languages is mandatory

and we end up learning like

5-6

we start forgetting them though since most arent useful

[vital latch]

where do you have room in your brain for big bubbler counterplay

?

[marsh lance]

I just wanna let you know qevie

Your doing great at english

[west path]

These can include: german, spanish, french, italian, russian, finnish, swedish n allat

[west path]

erm

[vital latch]

learn welsh

[west path]

im still on the learning 3 languages stage

[marsh lance]

Qevie do you visit other countries alot

[west path]

mostly on vacation

[marsh lance]

As an american its a bit difficult to just go to another country

Travel prices

Distance

Price relative to distance

[vital latch]

paying 8000$ to go to the uk for the summer

[marsh lance]

America is fucking huge for no reason 😭 ong we shoulda stopped at the 13 colonies

[rose forge]

geez

[west path]

ive visited spain, croatia, czechia, austria, slovenia, turkiye 🇹🇷 , spain, germoney and prolly more but unsure

[marsh lance]

More than i’ll visit in my life

[rose forge]

that's even more than the trip i went to Alaska pretty sure

(tho was a Costco deal)

[west path]

i visited turkiye and spain when i was 1 so like

👽

[vital latch]

that sounds like a extremely based trip ngl

[rose forge]

very memorable fr

[hollow garden]

Which one did you enjoy the most

[hollow garden]

It's ok pat

[rose forge]

And no god damn moose were seen

[hollow garden]

You have visited my heart

[west path]

croatia

[rose forge]

did see some bears

[west path]

i can find deer easily

[vital latch]

you got scammed, the bears are cool though

[west path]

ive seen 5 deer consistently roaming the area within 500 meters of my house

[rose forge]

moose ≠ deer

[west path]

they hop around on the hills next to my home

[west path]

yes

im aware

[rose forge]

also white tailed deers are over populated in the usa

[rose forge]

so quite common

[west path]

moose arent even present in polan

[west path]

have you seen hedgehogs in your backyard

ive seen hedgehogs stupid amounts

[rose forge]

Probably out there in the forest somewhere but no

[west path]

fireflies a bit too

and i have like 7 ant colonies in my yard

so

[rose forge]

most I've seen is a fox

[west path]

👽

[rose forge]

ants are just a given anywhere not too cold

[west path]

tbf i live 40 meters away from the nearest forest

[rose forge]

My house lawn borders a forest

[west path]

made me learn how to scale rough terrain (this is in reality my area just being stupid hilly)

[rose forge]

to be more specific young growth forest that has a prior history of being farmland and before that wetland

[west path]

have you seen the exotic 'drunk beggar' its actually quite a rare species

[vital latch]

where I live you literally only see tame animals coyotes and small animals (everything else is kicked out by the insane population and covered area)

[rose forge]

no

[west path]

only found in mazovia and prolly somewhere else

[west path]

look for them in major cities

[rose forge]

I'd rather not

[vital latch]

literally need to drive out 30~ minutes to find natural trees

[rose forge]

New York City was... alright

[west path]

i have never seen a coyote in my entire life

mostly because they arent in europa i think

[vital latch]

I have one ate my first cat when I was like 4

the trauma is still there

[rose forge]

rip

[vital latch]

[west path]

my cats would probably kill a coyote

they are vicious

ive seen like 7 mice corpses appear within 1 day

scattered across the yard

[rose forge]

hmmm wouldn't hsve to pay for pet food if there's that much

[west path]

deadass one of my cats literally gave one of my dogs an eye infection nearly ☠️ they are adept at murder

[west path]

they kill for sport

[vital latch]

my one cat has once killed 4 lizards in a day

[rose forge]

man

[west path]

well

only one of mine does

[vital latch]

only ever found one mouse though

[west path]

the other is just too old

[rose forge]

oh

[vital latch]

we dont have mouse issues

[west path]

and the other one is shy (he is a stray cat)

[rose forge]

free cat :P

[west path]

mice are relatively common

[west path]

full black fur pattern too

[rose forge]

ooh

[west path]

he is very silly

[vital latch]

in my 16 years alive ive seen 4ish

[west path]

He is an angel (that tends to pee everywhere and engage in ritual combat with my other black and white cat)

[west path]

Evil

[west path]

ive seen upwards of 16 mice

[rose forge]

lol

[west path]

ive had some of them in my walls

some of them hiding behind pipes

some of them in my cuppboards

mice traps my beloved

[vital latch]

i passionatly refer to her as the thing of evil at times

[west path]

no shit she has only malice in her eyes

dont trust her

[vital latch]

gtg class again

[west path]

I should go back to playing rimworld

todays school day was torture and i need to endure that for 3 more days

[west path]

my legs will fall off after my P.E classes end

for the week

[west path]

atleast im losing weight pretty quickly so thats a W

[rose forge]

the heck u doin

[west path]

i had 100 meter sprints last week

first week of school btw

[rose forge]

hmm

[west path]

and now i had like

[rose forge]

how many

[west path]

the same

but

i had to turn around

and then do MORE RUNNING in different forms

[west path]

only once but the warmup consists of running around 2 laps equating to about 400 meters crossed

so essentially i have to run 400 meters every P.E class

for the warmup

[rose forge]

Meh

[west path]

and i have 3 back-to back P.E days

1 day with 2 P.E lessons

Wallahi im cooked

[rose forge]

Doesn't sound to bad

especially when comparing it with sport training

you'll get used to it

[west path]

no it is because i also have to run defender every sports session

because nobody else can competently play defense

[rose forge]

oh

welp good cardio ig

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[west path]

as in

playing the sport?

[rose forge]

the exercise to get ready for it

[west path]

uhh

whats the exercise

[rose forge]

Depends on sports

but almost all have some form of running atleast

[west path]

idk give me soccer

[rose forge]

aight so lotta sprint exercises

[west path]

my usual warmup has like 400meter runs (for the first 2 weeks of school so far), around 10 pushups, and around 7 misc. exercises

[west path]

Misery

[rose forge]

Good health

In my school system atleast majority of people would be feeling so dead by the end of that

[west path]

P.E is not helping my weight loss i was already losing it passively simply by reducing the volume of what i drank

[rose forge]

the base fitness level is just sad

[rose forge]

...

hydrate

[west path]

no

i get my water

i was just

drinking too much earlier

which made me put on allat of weight fast

[rose forge]

aight

wuh

[west path]

i was obese at one point but i got outta that relatively quickly

now im rapidly losing weight

very based

[rose forge]

so you got fat from water

the heck

[west path]

by the end of all of that i optimize my breathing so much that im not out of breath i actually feel way too good than i should

but yeah my legs hurt

allat

[west path]

no

milk

[rose forge]

ohh

ok

[west path]

do not drink milk often

[rose forge]

slow breathin be da way

[west path]

cannot recommend

[rose forge]

ok makes sense now

[west path]

hell naw thats for rests

[rose forge]

I've been a daily milk drinker so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[west path]

how many liters

i drank around 2 liters of milk daily for like 4-ish months

[rose forge]

Uh like ½ to 1

[rose forge]

🗿

[west path]

yeah it shouldnt be surprising how i got obese lol

atleast i am getting confidence and fitness now

[rose forge]

Slow breathing during exercise is to improve body efficiency at using oxygen

and after enough of that feels easy

[west path]

yeah i do this

i also manually readjust my heart rate at times idk hard to explain (i cant actually do it at will during exercise only subconsciously, i do it at will outside of exercise though)

[west path]

but lik

subconsciously

usually when i focus on a sport

[rose forge]

👌

[west path]

(i love weaponizing my near non-existent anger issues)

[rose forge]

huh

[west path]

yeah

its actually something i do

i use it to increase adrenaline production

lets me play better

[rose forge]

ah

harnessing da rage

nice

ok I've been procrastinating too long gotta do schoolwork -w-

[west path]

@alpine raft i made you stronger

[marsh lance]

NO!!

I NEED to visit other countries

[west path]

instead of slow wound healing you now have fast wound healing

[marsh lance]

If i stay cooped up in this failed democracy i’ll go crazy!!

[marsh lance]

Is this nekcrops irl build

Oh wait

I didn’t notice its a pigskin 👽

Nekcrop is a HUSSAR

[west path]

its not even a pigskin

its a hybrid

[marsh lance]

What the fuck

Qevue

What is that

[west path]

creature

half venus half lebron II dna

hes our local supersoldier

[marsh lance]

Oh

Oh my god

[west path]

did you SEE his genes?

he is perfect

[marsh lance]

@frank latch if qevie EVER wants to make a eugenics or genetic experimentation program in bowistan do NOT let him

He is EVIL

[marsh lance]

You are creating evil critters

[west path]

im doing it for the sake of the colony

[marsh lance]

Said every evil authoritarian space colonization movie villain ever

[west path]

i need supersoldiers pat

youre already one but not fully perfect

[hollow sky]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheNCSmaster/status/1833528853261914193?t=rYDx1ZACGobK4_Boy0OFiQ&s=19

[west path]

im also creating another being to mine steel for us

@marsh lance should i take i

[alpine raft]

stronger

make me a supersoldier

@west path you got bionics yet

[west path]

nawh just hopped on rimworld

[alpine raft]

make me stronger

[hollow garden]

Where do u want to visit

[west path]

this genepack sucks

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

An island in germany called Rügen

And and and

Hokkaido Japan

[alpine raft]

gang

i noticed another thing in my schedule

[marsh lance]

And and and… maybe mexico idk

[alpine raft]

@west path i have physical education at 8 am

then

[marsh lance]

I kinda wanna see rural italy

[marsh lance]

R.I.P

[west path]

@marsh lance medicine production soon..

[alpine raft]

i also have pe outside of school

[marsh lance]

Where would you like to visit kleza

[marsh lance]

YES!!

[hollow garden]

That cliff looks really cool

[marsh lance]

Also HIIIII KLEZ

KLEZ KLEZ KLEZ

[alpine raft]

so i have then 10 minutes to run back to my school for my art class

[west path]

we're nearly there

[hollow garden]

PE is peak why are you complaining

[marsh lance]

Realsing

[marsh lance]

PE sucks..

[hollow garden]

PAT PAT

[west path]

whar

how

[marsh lance]

Too short

[west path]

how does it suck

[alpine raft]

at 8 fucking am

[marsh lance]

I only took 1 year of it

[west path]

my brother in christ

[alpine raft]

gang

im gonna wake up

[hollow garden]

Italy is so cool

[marsh lance]

Also nekcrop is right

[west path]

the fact that you

even get it

is a miracle

[hollow garden]

I kinda wanna go there too

[alpine raft]

barely awake

[west path]

oh fuck nah

FUCK NAH

[marsh lance]

I just do at home calisthenics

[noble cedar]

Gameroomians

[alpine raft]

im fucked

[noble cedar]

What is gamerooming?

[west path]

P.E is best when it is at the end of the school day or in the middle

[marsh lance]

I been tryna be fit

[hollow garden]

How

[frank latch]

hello

[hollow garden]

It's literally having fun

[marsh lance]

We are gamenroomen here..

[alpine raft]

yeah

[marsh lance]

Tia you are german yes

[alpine raft]

not at 8 am

[noble cedar]

Jawohl!

[hollow garden]

Playing a game in a room

[marsh lance]

HHHH HHH HHHIIII BOWE!!!

[hollow garden]

It's awesome any part of the day

[noble cedar]

I want to leave this school

[hollow garden]

Heya bow

[noble cedar]

I think

[marsh lance]

You livesing in germany yes? Have you ever been to Rügen

[noble cedar]

Yep

[marsh lance]

Is it cool

I wanna go

[hollow garden]

America

[marsh lance]

I will bring you

[hollow garden]

I want to see New York one day

[marsh lance]

Come to indiana brother

[frank latch]

Tia
can I ask
Do you still want to play Bowistan?
I know you haven't attended the last few sessions because of time differences. I'm sorry about that.
But I will try to host at times more available to non-Americans.
Also, your nation has been developing and growing during these sessions so that you don't fall behind

[noble cedar]

Mhm I was at a rehabilitation place there and it was very nice

[frank latch]

Hi
How are you?

[fathom hazel]

City or state?

[marsh lance]

IM GOODSING

[frank latch]

bruh

[alpine raft]

im fucked

[hollow garden]

~bt

[frank latch]

wrong reply

[alpine raft]

like fubar ammounts of fuckhed

[frank latch]

@noble cedar

[hardy saffron]

@hollow garden: So I ask: What? Do you still want to play Bernstein? I know you missed the last few episodes because of the weather. We are all sad. But sometimes we try to do too much for non-Americans. People change, grow, and act during this time.

[marsh lance]

The shape of the island looks cool thats why i wanna go

[alpine raft]

i am not vibing for school at 8 am

also

[hollow garden]

What happened to bad translate 😢

[noble cedar]

Yeah I do

[marsh lance]

I like geography

[hollow garden]

City

[alpine raft]

my english teacher who owed me stuff

[frank latch]

yay
Thank you

[alpine raft]

is no longer my english teacher

[fathom hazel]

It’s nice depending on where u go

[alpine raft]

so i got beef with my ex english teacher

[frank latch]

I will probably host this Saturday

[marsh lance]

Also i hope your good now that you got out of rehab, if thats not weird to say

[noble cedar]

It's just that this is my timetable

[marsh lance]

Will this remain a probably?

[noble cedar]

For school

[marsh lance]

Cray zee

[noble cedar]

And yes we have school on Saturday

[frank latch]

yeah
cus I can't predict the future

[frank latch]

[marsh lance]

True..

Just dont make promises unless your absolutely sure because amaz, oil, and levron will ASSASINATE yoy

[west path]

ancient danger cleared

[alpine raft]

im absolutely fucked

pe at 8 am

oh god

[marsh lance]

Bro raided my home

[west path]

schizo

[alpine raft]

bro im cooked

[marsh lance]

You got this nekcrop

[west path]

i am not tia

[alpine raft]

i do not

[fathom hazel]

It’s just navigating it is the city that’s the hard part

[west path]

WHAT

[noble cedar]

@frank latch how is my nation doing?

[alpine raft]

im a horribly unathletic

im cooked

[frank latch]

I misclicked

[noble cedar]

I really hope it didn't die in my absence

[marsh lance]

Dont worry

I colonized it

Its stable under my rule

Trust

[noble cedar]

Ah thank you

[marsh lance]

🤑🤑🤑

(Troll)

[alpine raft]

gang

[fathom hazel]

It’s it they’re in shambles

[frank latch]

Good
It's been growing
and it's agriculture is starting to flourish

[alpine raft]

should i start doing coke in the mornings

[frank latch]

it's economy is doing well
and its resources and materials are beginning to grow.

[noble cedar]

My crops been doing well, irrigation is the future

[frank latch]

ong 🙏

[marsh lance]

Im going to build a few historical landmarks

Because i realize

I AM the history right now

[noble cedar]

I want my country to be cool

And wealthy

And then do capitalism

[marsh lance]

We gotta shape our own medieval history ourselves

[marsh lance]

Real

[noble cedar]

My people spreading like gremlin

[marsh lance]

Come under my trade wing tiadee

[west path]

@marsh lance do you think i can deal with this disease

[marsh lance]

I have new access to the west

I can trade with peter, klez, fish AND you now!!

[noble cedar]

How do you handle your currency?

Like my nation is very primitive

[marsh lance]

Gold standard

Copper and silver is involved too

[noble cedar]

We have the rock standard

[marsh lance]

Let me pull it up

[noble cedar]

The Sternan consists of 3 stone coins:
Erd: Square coin | Approximates to around 1 Euros in irl money
Himle: Round coin | Worth 10 Erd
Sterne: Hexagonal coin | Worth 10 Himle

Counterfeit protection thing:

For this purpose the Veredli technique was created.
First the rock is cut into pieces around a template according to the shape of the coin
Then smaller template is placed in the middle and also cut out
Then the Veredli is slowly inserted and rotated, which carves grooves into it.
Then the coin may be distributed

If there is a suspected case of counterfeit money, the coin fill be filled with clay. The clay will then be compared to the Veredli, if it does not match, it's counterfeit.

[marsh lance]

@noble cedar

[west path]

what session was this

you seem very............. primitive...

[marsh lance]

Urmmhh..

[marsh lance]

Fym qevie

[frank latch]

I forgot about Istarism

right

gotta do stuff about that next session

[noble cedar]

What is that?

[marsh lance]

BoW am i primitive

Is my nation primitive compared to maizan

[frank latch]

a religion

[frank latch]

not really

[noble cedar]

How is Inerverbextera developing?

[marsh lance]

I am the most prosperous nation on the Dorak Peninsula 🤯

Unless skillerz has something cooking in dms

[west path]

im trolling

[frank latch]

uhh

[marsh lance]

Better be

!!!!

[frank latch]

oh
I see

[marsh lance]

@west path Stay IN 😁 soleian lands ⛪🛕🗿🤑 we APPRECIATE your contributions 🧠❤️‍🩹✨💶to our cultures as a whole as we grow 🌴together❤️ and strengthen eachother 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

[frank latch]

It's the main religion in Aetewigk

[noble cedar]

Goodio

This is me rite?

[frank latch]

there are some local folklores and beliefs
but they're not as popular

[west path]

i no longer play bowistan

[marsh lance]

I thought bro was an island nation

[marsh lance]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[marsh lance]

come back qevbutt

[west path]

it ba

[west path]

no

[noble cedar]

Ah thankies

[west path]

it bad

[marsh lance]

I miss you

[frank latch]

this is your growth btw

[frank latch]

😔

[marsh lance]

Dear goodness buddy is BROKE! 😱

[noble cedar]

I played one session

[frank latch]

to be fair they've only played like one session because the time difference and all that is terrible

[noble cedar]

And the fact I was never pinged 😔

[marsh lance]

True…

[frank latch]

I'm terrible at pinging people

I'm getting better 🙏

[marsh lance]

BoW would you say that Qevie’s broke and im up ever since he left

What is the economic situation in Volagia

[frank latch]

the Maizan Empire (Linzian Union) hasn't disappeared

[marsh lance]

“Linzian” union 🤮🤮❌

[west path]

i can make regular medicine 🤑

[frank latch]

it still maintains the same amount of influence and power it did before qevie left
If not greater than because of the union
but this is being contested because of some instability

The Vogalian economy is exploding though. Specifically focused around arts, crafts, sciences etc.

Vogalian golden age 🔥

[marsh lance]

We’re so back

[west path]

fuck

i got a cold snap

no more year round farming

im going to starve 😢

[frank latch]

I feel like next session the politics is going to get interesting

[west path]

this game is trolling

cold snap and a raid

cold snap is over i ball

@marsh lance should i get this

[marsh lance]

Ermmmm

[marsh lance]

Why

[marsh lance]

Sure go ahead

[hollow garden]

I'm invading volgadia

[marsh lance]

SOP IT

[hollow garden]

okay I'm sopping

[west path]

@marsh lance Woah.

[marsh lance]

Real

[west path]

is this based

pat i need answers rn

[frank latch]

because of the overall dynamics
There's a lot of expansionism, trade is about to explode, empires, navies and armies are being built. There's conflict brewing as well.

[west path]

i rescued la ancient

[frank latch]

there could possibly be religious wars

[west path]

HOLY HE JOINED

BASED

[marsh lance]

True..

And this is still
Medieval era?

[frank latch]

yeah

that's another thing I gotta work on

[west path]

should i improve him @marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Cyborg

[west path]

(as in improve his xenotype)

[west path]

nah we dont do that

we do genetic modification

[marsh lance]

Wait

[frank latch]

the development of technology, armors, weapons, navigational, agricultural and general tools.

[marsh lance]

Do body purists dislike people with implants or is it just for themselves

[marsh lance]

Porcelain 🤑🤑

How has NOBODY made silk yet

[frank latch]

that was actually going to be a thing next session

[west path]

this being will soon join the colony

[frank latch]

The Jhang and other nations in the southwest have the means to

[marsh lance]

I feel like as soon as we reach the space age Soleianism will either take two turns

It will fall into traditional practices and most people will become athiest

Or

Hyper religious space empire

[frank latch]

🔥

[west path]

Thas a big raid..

[marsh lance]

I imagine a Volagian moon landing would be very sentimental to the astronauts if soleianism is still viewed as valid by then

Its pretty cute to imagine honestly

[west path]

nvm its winnable

[frank latch]

which moon?

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[frank latch]

Vogalia

[marsh lance]

The moon that we consider to be Elys

[frank latch]

ah

[marsh lance]

We are NOT landing on the god of darkness

[hardy edge]

Albania wins

[frank latch]

ngl that sounds awesome

[marsh lance]

Elys and Eucules created the second moon as their son

[hollow garden]

Would it be viewed as landing on heaven?

[marsh lance]

And its believed that if the moon breaks open or crashes into earth it will unleash evil incarnate

[hollow garden]

or would it break the religion

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[marsh lance]

Kinda, but it could also be viewed as making direct contact with the goddess

[frank latch]

Imma pull a funny

[west path]

la shredder

[marsh lance]

I love thrumboss

[frank latch]

did I survive?

[noble cedar]

They are very fluffy

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255622159322189935/1258492634008129556/IMG_0055.gif

[frank latch]

I know how Bowistan will end 🤫

[marsh lance]

No because that’d be adhering to a specific player religion

Also the moon couldnt even do that

[frank latch]

bet

[marsh lance]

…

Bet?

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[west path]

youre a different pawn now

[frank latch]

"Bowistan Session 19: The Moon gets closer"

[west path]

you died when i killed that one EMI thing

your sacrifice was for a good cause

[frank latch]

real

[marsh lance]

This will launch me into world conquest

[west path]

ur this critter now

[frank latch]

nice

[west path]

the critter is here

what to name

technically

could this be BoW junior?

[frank latch]

uhhh
sure?

Where's Fish?

[frank latch]

I'm a mother!

[west path]

its real

my food is draining

rapidly

[frank latch]

sacrifice someone

[west path]

we will now reverse the age of skillerz

@marsh lance Pat

i think the cold snap might have killed my colony

im going to make hydroponics farm to fix this

[digital helm]

Oh god

[digital helm]

Nekcrop, this is the family friendly Worldbox server. Shut the fuck up

[alpine raft]

Gang stop the cap

[ashen monolith]

who th pinged me

[noble cedar]

It goes on until 18:00

[digital helm]

Do you need help?

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[vital latch]

no its cosmic junior

[west path]

@marsh lance court case potential

[vital latch]

im not interested in that stuff tbh

it seems like a waste of energy

[noble cedar]

With what?

[digital helm]

Life

[noble cedar]

Kinda I want to leave this school, but it's just such a good opportunity I feel pushed into staying

My family also pressured me in that regard

[digital helm]

What's so good about it?

[vital latch]

this doesnt compute but that seems like alot of classes

[noble cedar]

It's the No. 1 educational institution in Germany

And one of the best in Europe

[digital helm]

Oh alright

[west path]

@marsh lance im building hydroponics for the future

theres a chance i can live

[digital helm]

I still don't fucking know who @marsh lance is

[vital latch]

btw @sullen pawn im going to toss you into a pit of hungry chickens for this #1282700285961044002 message

[sullen pawn]

Unknown

[marsh lance]

I will leave this question to the game roomers

[hollow garden]

It's a new rebr

they sometimes talk here

But like no one knows them

or anything relevant about them

[hollow garden]

yes

hello garlic

[hollow garden]

Oh congrats sis

You deserve it tia

[west path]

ok unironically i might have to cut off qevie (the pawn) from psychite

[digital helm]

(pretty sure you've told me that 3 times already but I keep forgetting)

[west path]

@marsh lance SANGUOPHAGES

YES

[marsh lance]

MAKE ME ONE

[west path]

I can finally make qevie into a vampir..

[west path]

youre already a xenotype

[digital helm]

Sounds like a job for Seyern the stalker/ spy/ harasser/ mother

[marsh lance]

i need… MORE

Qevie

Begin a pat breeding program

[west path]

but

qevie my pawn

[marsh lance]

Capture baseliners and steal their genes

[west path]

he has physic power

[marsh lance]

From there we will clone a hybrid version of pat

[west path]

Pat lets negotiate

what if i

[marsh lance]

To create an ARMY of disposable soldiers

[west path]

make qevie into a sanguophage

and then you afterwards

i will need my genes to regrow though

[marsh lance]

Make everyone a sandwich mage

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance can seyern become your stalker/spy/harraser/mother

[west path]

ok rice is growing again

[hollow garden]

Nice

[digital helm]

:3

[hollow garden]

is the colony doing well

[digital helm]

Vietnam roguelike

[marsh lance]

No

[west path]

@marsh lance wait i can keep one of the sanguophages permanently

but....

[digital helm]

Sad

[west path]

NO.

ONLY ME AND PATTINGTON WILL BE SANGUOPHAGES GRAHH

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

great qevie ascension colorized

ACTUALLY WAIT

I CAN MAKE 2 SANGUOPHAGES

!!

and then i just kill sam

/cyan

idk who join

@marsh lance change of plans

qeva got a food binge right before becoming sanguophage

so guess whos becoming one?

@marsh lance great things await you pattington

[marsh lance]

I became a chef again

[wraith quarry]

whom here speaks french

[hollow garden]

Je parles Francais

[hollow garden]

This looks beautiful pat

[marsh lance]

Fried chicken ❤️ my goat

I dont gaf about what people have to say about american food

Its good and your missing out if your a hater

It is 100% worth the heartburn

[wraith quarry]

yeah you dont

you didnt conjugate parler right

[hollow garden]

Well you have to be careful still

[hollow garden]

I swear I wrote it at first parle

but I got confused

[wraith quarry]

do you know the past conjugation of s'installer

[hollow garden]

no 😔

[west path]

european kfc better than american kfc this isnt even a hot take

[west path]

all meals have 1 serving of diabetes in them

[spring bison]

WHAT

A NEUROFORMER AND GLITTERWORLD MEDICINE FOR THAT???

@alpine raft pig

[marsh lance]

Not even a hot take

[spring bison]

ew

[marsh lance]

Thats a valid take

American kfc is booty

[marsh lance]

Ok you make it

[spring bison]

least american breakfast

[knotty cosmos]

~bt

[marsh lance]

I just got home from school

[hardy saffron]

@knotty cosmos: European KFC is better than American KFC and not very spicy

[spring bison]

ok airfryer user

[marsh lance]

Do you play Suzerain LeBron?

[spring bison]

least random parfum message

[marsh lance]

Do you?

[spring bison]

what

[marsh lance]

Most constructive critical LeBron message

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

Anyway do you plag Suzerain

[spring bison]

yes

[marsh lance]

Real

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

#الغرفة-العربية message @hollow garden oh my god

why did you say that

[rose forge]

#الغرفة-العربية

oh

language chat

[alpine raft]

@west path i bought anotha city

It was just 3 milly

[rose cape]

this is korea if amazting was kim jong un

[frosty drum]

Wrong

[rose cape]

right

cant you see

its right there

[hollow garden]

He was asking me what my age was

so I was just making a silly joke

🤫

[hollow garden]

Also why did you see that you witch hunting critter

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden this is me in 1983

[hollow garden]

Real

[midnight ocean]

Palpatine doing the stanky leg goes so hard

[marsh lance]

Having a wholesome moment sharing a beer with my son (Sordland is on the brink of third party civil war)

[quick idol]

Hes playing the alpha 9 game

[marsh lance]

Oh the little fucker

He snuck it in

Also HIIII ERCAN

[quick idol]

Which ones the worst side i want to root for them

[marsh lance]

Uhh

Probably the NSP or Communist party

[quick idol]

What does NSP stand for

[marsh lance]

Both are pretty extremist and are enacting violence upon eachother at the detriment of the citizenry

[marsh lance]

National Sordish Party i think

[quick idol]

Couldnt they come up with something more original

NOT rooting for them

[quick idol]

this is a lie we know your actual ideology skillerz

(Communism)

[frosty drum]

Dead wrong
I am an American

[quick idol]

KGB spy*

[finite mica]

bro, this video is cool, gonna download it

[midnight ocean]

what is this

[marsh lance]

Suzerain

[midnight ocean]

speak American

[spring bison]

a warnable one

[spring bison]

die

bri ish

[midnight ocean]

Is this hearts of iron 3

It lookslike hearts of iron 4 but worse

[hollow garden]

LeBron fuck you man

[spring bison]

I am evil

[hollow garden]

yes

[rose forge]

what happened to ireland?

[spring bison]

wtf

[spring bison]

nothing?

[rose forge]

so it's just like ireland and north ireland in the mod?

with no UK owning northern?

[rose forge]

NCSZ

Northern Coalition.... uh

hm

ohhh
https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/Northern_Ireland

[marsh lance]

Suzerain is the name of the game

[spring bison]

something happens in ireland

finally

[spring bison]

wild

[rose forge]

tf goin on ere

i hate it

[spring bison]

there were 3 german colonial states that became independent when the germans entered civil war

[rose forge]

fun

[spring bison]

then they got into a war with south africa

and won

[rose forge]

and the borders are just staying like that?

[spring bison]

then this one state betrayed everyone and united everything

then it collapsed

[rose forge]

wow

shit ass borders from fragmentation

[spring bison]

my comecon budies are pouring so many divisions into the congo

even more divisions into france

[spring bison]

@alpine raft

[marsh lance]

What mod is this

Looks cool

[pine copper]

.

[frosty drum]

@pine copper WHERE IS DECAFA

[pine copper]

It’s is I the border czar

[frosty drum]

What do you do

[pine copper]

My sidekick @midnight ocean is here aswell

[pine copper]

Yo mom

[midnight ocean]

Im watching the debate

[spring bison]

what debate

[rose forge]

trump harris debate

[frosty drum]

US presidential debate

[spring bison]

is this literally kim jong un

[rose forge]

so that's how many countries turned red now?

[spring bison]

the economic bloc has formed

not all comecon nations are in it tho

[vital latch]

#🌟royal-tavern message

[marsh lance]

That is the most american midwestern looking italian president

[marsh lance]

Dominate the world economy LeBron

[marsh lance]

😨 what is the lore here

[frosty drum]

Spare one Capitalist country

[spring bison]

that is me

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-ww1-war-french-ww1charge-gif-23569734

[marsh lance]

LeBron is in the trenches rn

My favorited gifs stopped working

[marsh lance]

Based

[marsh lance]

Top 5 Volagian festivals and holidays:

Verlas Şi Adges
“Nights of Orange”

This festival, being the most popular religious, traditional, and cultural holiday, involves the lighting of thousands of paper lanterns, using the power of small candles, typically lit at sunset, it represents the passing of the sun and the rising of the moon, aswell as the transitional period between summer and winter, typically hosted on the solstices of spring or fall, this event is also celebrated by elaborate parties and generous portions of luxurious dried fruits hailing from more warmer trade ports, or even small bites of bread dough, shallow fried in a neutral tasting oil typically made of grains and coated in sugar, this festival represents many things for all, however is still deeply cherished as a rare moment of joy.

🔥

The dried fruits and fried bread is mostly for upper class people or merchants but the peasantry has their alternatives

[spring bison]

The Revolution spreads

[marsh lance]

Me

[spring bison]

playthrough ends

[rose forge]

is Paraguay in a civil war or something?

[spring bison]

no

occupied by brazil argentina and...... uruguay

basically for this playthrough I set every country path to be communist

except for major powers like the USA (yes it can go communist in this mod)

[rose forge]

tf

f for Paraguay ig

[spring bison]

when you got a communist roguestate right at your border that is constantly funding communist militias inside your own nation ofc you are going to invade it

[rose forge]

aight

welp map looks pretty alright cept for the border gore that is south africa

[spring bison]

it got into the second civil war event

[rose forge]

breh

[spring bison]

and it just stayed there for like 5 years or smth

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[spring bison]

and I didnt bother fixing it

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: Top 5 Wallace Parties

[spring bison]

Wallace

[spring bison]

this would be cool if bowistan was hosted

lets be honest here bow dosent want to host it

he just dosent want to admit it

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/6PxlJLUqFzY?si=tsP4yB1D7gc7xXIy

[rose cape]

why is there only 1 festival in the top 5

[alpine raft]

NOOOO

[marsh lance]

Real

[elder arch]

Game room has DIED

[marsh lance]

Theres a chance it will be saturday chat

[elder arch]

no messages for 2 hours

[marsh lance]

Its nighttime for mostly everyone 👽

[elder arch]

Does anyone even play RPGs in #1154279292054798386 anymore

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1188598731289923675 kinda died so nobody does them anymore

[marsh lance]

Gruh

[elder arch]

how would you react if i did the great Game Forum RPG revival

[marsh lance]

No clue

[frosty drum]

Hi chat

[marsh lance]

I’m thinking before i do my super internal mw (involving multiple countries) i might do a little silly thing about a fantasy country

Similar to nooxd mw ngl 😱 it’d only be one empire

[west path]

declare war on the red alliance in america

[marsh lance]

Crazy reference

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn

[frank latch]

Morning

[frosty drum]

We are doomed

[frank latch]

why?

[frosty drum]

When Day Breaks

[spring bison]

least schizophrenic scp fan

[frank latch]

does anyone understand Blumi's
"Who I would eat" list?

[marsh lance]

WAAIT

[frank latch]

Hello Parfum
how are you?

yap incoming

[marsh lance]

GOOOOD MORNING GAMAMAROOM!!
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI LEABRON
HI ACNAQ
HI QEVIE
HI FISH
HI NEK
HI QWAS
HI COSMIC
HI TIADEE
HI HONEYBEE
HI SKILLERZ
HI VENUS
HI GARLIC
HI AMAZ
HI WARLUS
HI ROBLOXIAN
HIII

[frosty drum]

Hi

[marsh lance]

I’m goodsing Bowis

Sorry i had to type out my morning message

Scroll up i made Volagia lore 🤑😍

[frank latch]

hobbitses

[marsh lance]

That LEBRON actually liked…

[marsh lance]

What

[spring bison]

the revolution comes to everyone!

[frank latch]

nice

[marsh lance]

Im honored

[frank latch]

Idk
what you said reminded me of how Gollum speaks

[spring bison]

I could continue the playthrough

[marsh lance]

Sop it!

How are you bowa

[rose cape]

maybe it could have a use....

if only

one thing happened..............................

[marsh lance]

Amaz dont

AMAZ NO

HE WONT HOST IF UOU BERATE HIM

!!!

[rose cape]

he wont host if i dont berate him

he just wont host

[frank latch]

~bt

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fiveish-xiaohongshu-yapdollar-five-dollars-gif-16238118891765423727

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Five days of Bulgarian festivals and holidays: Varla She Ai "Orange Nights", the most famous festival, tradition and holiday. This event involves the lighting of thousands of paper candles with small candles that burn throughout the day. It marks the rising and setting of the sun and the transition between summer and winter, usually in spring or autumn. The festival is full of good memories and food, including nuts from commercial markets in tropical regions or rice dusted with sugar and fried with a little butter. It was a very happy season.

[marsh lance]

L

Oh it loaded

[frank latch]

correct

[rose cape]

so is bowistan over?

[marsh lance]

Varla she ai 😍

[frank latch]

nah

I'm probably going to host Saturday

[spring bison]

it is but he dosent want to admit it

[rose cape]

😱

[frank latch]

tbf map wars in general are over

[rose cape]

fish is hosting saturday is this going to be game room saturday

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[spring bison]

spam

[marsh lance]

https://media.tenor.com/HGwWkWXhzdMAAAAM/джокер-joker.gif

[rose cape]

*map wars in #🎲game-room

[spring bison]

spa,

spam

[rose cape]

span

[marsh lance]

I did not realize

[frank latch]

that's...

okay

[marsh lance]

My phone is fucked up gang

[spring bison]

delete it

[rose cape]

bowistan and fish mw are the only ones left

[frank latch]

literally what I was typing

hivemind

[spring bison]

bowistan is pretty much over and fish mw I dont know why is being hosted

[marsh lance]

Fish perished

[frank latch]

Bowistan is only pretty much over for you tbh

[rose cape]

for me??

[frank latch]

Lebron

[spring bison]

also if you dont include klez mw then you cant really include both of these

[frank latch]

you have promise

[rose cape]

his country still exists 👽

[frank latch]

except he said he won't continue playing because he's conquered Rizless

[marsh lance]

Klez mw is like the new year, its fun and full of festivities but it only comes once

[rose cape]

you should do this actually

[marsh lance]

Qevie strategy

Just as i predicted

[rose cape]

@spring bison is this true

[spring bison]

how isint this guy banne

why are the mods so lenient

[spring bison]

yes

[marsh lance]

If your gonna make warnable 9/11 jokes ON 9/11 atleast make em funny and original ☠️

[frank latch]

that's a crazy take

[marsh lance]

Well thats like for all dark humor

It has to be original and you also have to read the room a bit

Like if its the same broken record joke your an edgelord but in the right time and place your a stand up comedian

Humor really is subjective though… doesn’t mean that there aren’t “not okay” jokes

There are some things that are truly off limits and some that aren’t

Anyway

[sullen pawn]

The amount of 9/11 jokes today are gonna be insane

[spring bison]

I just realized

[rose cape]

can i have your country

[spring bison]

ok

[hollow bobcat]

Yapdollar

Redshell ong

[hollow bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

Sir I need you to

Calm down

[brittle gust]

Translation;
What do you like for your Saturday this week?
Drama
Watching Noltia kill Oiliah

[hollow bobcat]

BOW will you host mws 24/7 if summer comes

[spring bison]

when are you banning him

[quick idol]

Bowistan i need to develop my 1 pixel country

[hollow bobcat]

Her

I don't know 👽

[quick idol]

Soon we will be 2 pixels

[spring bison]

him*

[brittle gust]

Summer passed for florida

[frank latch]

you can develop your nation if you can tell/show me where it is

[spring bison]

HE DID

[brittle gust]

It's in the west

[hollow bobcat]

Bad

[spring bison]

4 times

[quick idol]

Its clearly here

[brittle gust]

So goated

@frank latch make that place have a tsunami

[frank latch]

you've failed

[frank latch]

no he didn't

[quick idol]

We're rivals with the island to the west that isnt also 1 pixel btw

[spring bison]

yes he did

[quick idol]

Gaslighting

[brittle gust]

W

[hollow bobcat]

I own that island btw

[frank latch]

has been here ever since you requested it

[frank latch]

and yeah

[brittle gust]

That's so close to me

[quick idol]

Where tf is this

[brittle gust]

@quick idol I'm invading you

[quick idol]

We must ally

[brittle gust]

That's... Also a viable option

Sure

[hollow bobcat]

How life feels after saying misinformation that was turned out to be true

[brittle gust]

I'll pay you if you help me against oiliah

[brittle gust]

You will get things worth 10 times the value of ur island

[quick idol]

I'll go to battle personally

[frank latch]

you legitimately own the island though