🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

cold take

[brittle gust]

Not all

[wraith quarry]

i can't name a single good movie that's come out in the last 2 years

[hollow garden]

what abouta Oppenheimera

[wraith quarry]

maybe

i havent seen it

[brittle gust]

Barbie

[spring bison]

exactly

[brittle gust]

Smh

[hollow garden]

What about ahh the Barbie movie

[spring bison]

what i said

[brittle gust]

But I can

[wraith quarry]

i havent seen barbenheimer

[hollow garden]

I'm just ken

[spring bison]

👽

[brittle gust]

But it's a Tamil movie

[frank latch]

when you stop asking me to host

[hollow garden]

Everywhere else I would be a ten

[brittle gust]

Frfr

[hollow garden]

same

[brittle gust]

Do you mean 10/10

[spring bison]

host hen

[frank latch]

I didn't say Sunday wasn't an option

but no, not yet

[wraith quarry]

sunday isnt

im hosting

i called the slot

[hollow garden]

I was going to watch Oppenheimer at a cinema but I couldn't 😔

[frank latch]

I'm not hosting Sunday

[brittle gust]

Why?

[frank latch]

why not?

[hollow garden]

Two sessions?

[spring bison]

i veto

[brittle gust]

Oh is it cus of the age rating

[frank latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

it's not a democracy

[hollow garden]

The Bowistan fish mw competition is real

[frank latch]

y'all taking this out of context

[brittle gust]

It's 17+ right?

[frank latch]

"I didn't say Sunday wasn't an option" was to reading Parfum's dm

[hollow garden]

It was pretty late me and my friends had to return home

And I never had the chance to see it again

[brittle gust]

Aw

[hollow garden]

Unless I pirate 👽

[frank latch]

I said I preferred long actions or lore after or before sessions

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

I mean is this acutally enforced?

[frank latch]

the sea calls mate

[brittle gust]

Idk, the theatre might do it

You just need an adult's approval for 17+ films

(idk if that's how it's in egypt)

[spring bison]

yap

[spring bison]

not really

[frank latch]

it's not enforced at all really

oh

swiftly killed the chat
mission accomplished

[spring bison]

alien

[brittle gust]

The empire™

@spring bison @frank latch @hollow garden @marsh lance pick areas to start out fr

(inside the empire™)

[brittle gust]

@hollow bobcat !!

Noo i was too late

The chat was killed

[marsh lance]

WHAT

[brittle gust]

😔

[marsh lance]

i in school

I workin

[brittle gust]

Aw

[wraith quarry]

no, no

that's not how to concept works

everybody operates as the nation

no need to start out in places, they're just in it

[brittle gust]

They're choosing their personal estates

[wraith quarry]

weird

[brittle gust]

Like duchies and counties

If I'm doing a high fantasy I can't not have those

[vital latch]

depends, it was enforced for me in some movies but not all

[vital latch]

not enforced on scream 6 or some other less R rated R rated films
but was enforced on oppenheimer and deadpool3

although it probably wouldnt have been enforced on deadpool3 if it wasnt newer employees at the stamd

the strat to avoid this is to get tickets to another film then film hop

[rose forge]

can i steal a island

[rose forge]

Oppenheimers R rated scene was pretty sudden

[frank latch]

deadpool 3 was in fact not enforced lol

[wraith quarry]

deadpool 3 was just gore tbf

[marsh lance]

HI BOWOEAA

HIIII

HE IS ONLINE!!

[brittle gust]

Yessir

Just circle it

[rose forge]

directly below red dot

[brittle gust]

Ah

No

Only the orange ones

It's an internal mw

(if anyone ever joins it 😔)

[spring bison]

im trying to figure out how to fix my hoi4 mod

it just dosent fucking work

I did everything right

[rose forge]

ok southern most island then

[brittle gust]

Alright

[marsh lance]

I’ll join after school

Whats tech level and year

[brittle gust]

High fantasy world

[hollow ruin]

the river

[brittle gust]

Do you want to be fish people

I can do that

If I'm interpreting it wrong pls correct me

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust hi

[brittle gust]

Helllo

[frosty drum]

What are you doing

I heard about internal mw

[brittle gust]

Choose skillet!!!

[frosty drum]

Hmm

[brittle gust]

Too big

Narrow it down

Well hmmm

Ig i could do this

[frosty drum]

Ok

[brittle gust]

?

[rose forge]

what's beyond the empire anyways?

[brittle gust]

Barbarian men to the west

[rose forge]

hmmm

[brittle gust]

Orcs in the mountains

[rose forge]

could make use of that ....

[brittle gust]

Dwarves in the central eye like mountains though

There's some elves

Merfolk in the islands up north and the ones in the empire

[brittle gust]

Do you want to be merfolk

Or human

[rose forge]

Hmm Merfolk

[brittle gust]

Alright

[rose forge]

lessens need for ships :P

[brittle gust]

What title do you want btw

Like count or duke

[rose forge]

what's the dif

[brittle gust]

You can make up your own title too

[brittle gust]

Count rules a county
Duke rules a duchy(and has counts and barons as vassals)

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust what species is my area

[brittle gust]

Human

Some dwarf

[frosty drum]

Good

[rose forge]

hmmm just a count

[brittle gust]

Very minor settlement in the mountains

Likewise, there's orcs

And merfolk

[brittle gust]

You can make your own titles

But alr

[rose forge]

well it'd just be someone that rules over that area i selected

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust how populated is my region

[brittle gust]

It's a part of the breadbasket region of the empire

So it has a decently high population

[frosty drum]

Nice

[brittle gust]

But the orc raids do some big dents

And some wild pirate merfolk too

[brittle gust]

What will your title be?

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[brittle gust]

Like a marquis, duke or count like I asked blox

Though you're too big to be just a count

You can make your own titles

[west path]

Too Rectangular

[brittle gust]

Okay

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust I see the Eye Reference

[brittle gust]

[brittle gust]

The last thing you're gonna expect from this is realism

Cus there's literally eye shalee mountain range

[west path]

as i said/// too rectangular...

[wraith glade]

https://tenor.com/view/гойда-zov-объявляю-гойду-дайте-гойду-война-gif-12296364331421959940

[brittle gust]

And bow shaped islands

[west path]

yeah i don car

its

[brittle gust]

Okay

[west path]

too rectangular

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust Can I be a lord or Duke

[west path]

❌

[brittle gust]

Sure

You can choose any title

Except count or king or baron

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-smile-creepy-creepy-smile-smirk-gif-24584761

[brittle gust]

Choose!

(must be from the orange region)

[hollow garden]

can I joina

[brittle gust]

Yes

[frosty drum]

What about Emperor

Frfr

[west path]

naw

Too Rectangular

[brittle gust]

He's in that big island in the east

[frosty drum]

I'll be a lord

[hollow garden]

The county of Ladony

[brittle gust]

Atleast his palace is

He goes around different places visiting rulers

[brittle gust]

Alright

[hollow garden]

huh interesting

[hollow garden]

Okay so what's my situation

And the country in general

and how does this work

[brittle gust]

Fun fact: medieval rulers did that

[hollow ruin]

kingdom spreading across the banks of whole river

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust so where are most elves in the nation

[brittle gust]

You can take Karl the great/Charlemagne as an example to this

Although there might be an assumption that aachen was his capital

It was not

He just liked the place

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust

[brittle gust]

He often spent time touring around the country

Especially the rebel lords of southern france

[brittle gust]

The orange?

[brittle gust]

The imperial capital

[frosty drum]

Where is the capital

[hollow ruin]

yeah

i think

[brittle gust]

The big island in the east

[frosty drum]

Ok

[brittle gust]

Not for grabs, you are to choose a part of the orange and play in it.
This is an mw about the internal politics of an empire

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust how's my region's economy doing

[brittle gust]

The imperial family is half elf btw

[hollow garden]

We need to discriminate against them

[hollow garden]

OH HELL NAH

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[hollow garden]

The imperial family needs to go down

[rose cape]

ok

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/not-yet-mace-windu-star-wars-gif-9797353

[brittle gust]

Real

You guys worship elves btw

The humans

[hollow ruin]

so like i cant do this

[brittle gust]

The dwarves hate em

[brittle gust]

No

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-emperor-look-stare-gif-15923185

[hollow ruin]

ok

how big is the world

[rose cape]

[hollow ruin]

like how big is the river

[brittle gust]

Well, pretty good through trade. Your ports take down things into the islands

But the county of Arkes in your south is your trade rival

And they also have a significant portion of the trade

[hollow ruin]

?

[rose cape]

@brittle gust map

[rustic canyon]

guys

[brittle gust]

Sure just circle the island or islands you want

[rustic canyon]

should i uninstall fortnite?

[hollow ruin]

k wait

[hollow ruin]

ye

[rustic canyon]

ok

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[rustic canyon]

but my brother would be angry

[frosty drum]

I'm almost certain something is in Eye Mountain

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust reform our temples

Shifting away from the worship of elves

to worship of nature generally

[brittle gust]

Btw pick where your Keep/castle is

You have one main keep and one spare keep

[hollow garden]

This doesn't mean that we don't view the elves as divine anymore

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this real

[hollow ruin]

how big can i make my kingdom

[west path]

@wraith quarry is this population density map accurate

oh wait

[brittle gust]

Alright, you order the change in teachings. This is a pretty established denomination but it has failed to find importance within the regions surrounding the imperial capital until you did it.

[brittle gust]

Just send me the region and I'll say

[wraith quarry]

in the south the population isnt as condensed

it's more spread out

[brittle gust]

That's one, what about the second

[wraith quarry]

small towns and villages

maybe a decent sized city or two

[brittle gust]

@frosty drum you have three keeps/castles
One is your main residence and two are your seconds

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: But in a bar / residence with shops and boutiques.

[frosty drum]

Cool

[brittle gust]

Too big

[hollow ruin]

k

[brittle gust]

Btw klez do you wanna be merfolk

[rose cape]

@brittle gust what type of mw is this

[brittle gust]

Your county is divided between merfolk and humans almost equally

[brittle gust]

Internal mw

[west path]

that was an old change

back when the first population density map was made

[west path]

and you were okay with it the first time... 👽

[frosty drum]

I gtg now

[rose cape]

we are this country?

[brittle gust]

You changed nothing

[hollow ruin]

i did

[brittle gust]

Aw okay

[brittle gust]

I just noticed

[brittle gust]

Yes

Pick your personal estate

[west path]

what

[hollow ruin]

so is it ok

[rose cape]

make me this

[west path]

i got overpower plant from the stupi caves

[hollow ruin]

wa

[west path]

i beat them no-hit

[rose cape]

(its a rural outback so it's bigger 🤫)

[west path]

is everything else fin

[hollow ruin]

i dont think that big is allowed

[wraith quarry]

yeah i'd say so

[rose cape]

it is probably lower population than your estates

[hollow ruin]

idk

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin are you okay with this

[hollow ruin]

no i want those islands

[brittle gust]

It's pretty urban and prestigious

[hollow garden]

What is merfolk

[brittle gust]

Fish people

[hollow garden]

Hm yeah

[rose cape]

@brittle gust 😡

[brittle gust]

Yes I saw that

I will do

[rose cape]

👍

[brittle gust]

Bte

[brittle gust]

You get bombarded by orc raids @rose cape

[rose cape]

ord

[brittle gust]

Alright

[hollow ruin]

ty

[west path]

@wraith quarry wtf why did the island in oil johns area change shapes

[hollow ruin]

alive

[rose cape]

@brittle gust request support from the capital to build a line of defensive forts to prevent the orcs from crossing

[brittle gust]

@rose cape what colour

[rose cape]

blue

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin you too

[wraith quarry]

that's a very good question

i never noticed that

[hollow ruin]

hmmm

[rose cape]

climate change

[hollow garden]

Erosion

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust c0c0c0 ?

[west path]

real

[ancient glen]

lav reference

[west path]

i just noticed it when i was swapping layers between recent fish mw and the state of fish mw that was when i made my original population density mpa

[hollow ruin]

lav

[west path]

im updating it for accuracys sake

[ancient glen]

la

[wraith quarry]

i honestly dont know how that could happen

[ancient glen]

v

[brittle gust]

Okay

[brittle gust]

Alright

I'll send response rq

[rose cape]

ok

[wraith quarry]

i fixed it tho

corrected

[rose cape]

why is bro still using krita

[hollow garden]

@ancient glen LAVV

[wraith quarry]

because, krita is good?

[ancient glen]

WHAT

[hollow garden]

Krita fuck yeah

[brittle gust]

The crown prince sends you funds and soldiers to build the line of forts along the river, and you begin construction

[hollow garden]

I lavv u

❤️

[ancient glen]

🥺

[rose cape]

RAHH

[wraith quarry]

genuinely idk how that happens

[hollow garden]

W-will you s-stay here

or do you have to go lavv...

[west path]

the river in his territory got shorter too

[ancient glen]

im..

sorry...

[west path]

climate change is hitting hard

[ancient glen]

i have to go..

[wraith quarry]

guh

[hollow garden]

Rivers do change course by time

[hollow ruin]

lav reference

[hollow garden]

Fish is a genius

[west path]

@wraith quarry in the middle btw

[wraith quarry]

wth

[hollow garden]

He is simulating geographic changes

[wraith quarry]

why is there continuity errors

[hollow garden]

Subtly too

[rose cape]

@brittle gust use my own personal fund to begin development of a superior capital city here

[hollow garden]

but you are the only thing that brings happiness to my life

[brittle gust]

You have 3 keeps/castles you can place

[west path]

left is recent map update right is me updating my population density map

[hollow garden]

what will I do without you lavv?

[west path]

his river changed courses

[hollow garden]

how will I lavv my life after this

[brittle gust]

You picked that island too? Alr

[west path]

@wraith quarry Explain.

[ancient glen]

the wind calls my name

[west path]

@rose cape we need to reform the river protection bloc our rivers are changing course

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin

[west path]

😢

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[rose cape]

reala

[brittle gust]

My bad

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust okay improve my army equipping them why better swords and shields

[wraith quarry]

i fixed it and also changed the river a little to make it look nicer (river erosion fr)

[hollow garden]

Real

[wraith quarry]

amazTING is probably schizo

he made the og population map

[brittle gust]

Alright, your personal men at arms retinue is better equipped but two green boys fall down due to the weight

[rose cape]

👽

[west path]

no

i made this myself

and used

YOUR MAP UPDATES

[wraith quarry]

then you're schizo

[rose cape]

this is the version of my map

[west path]

as a baseline

[west path]

THE RIVER CHANGED COURSE

IT CHANGED COURSE

[hollow garden]

Who are these two green boys

[west path]

CLIMATE CHANGE IS HITTING

[rose cape]

wait no

this is the one from fish

[hollow garden]

Is there corletaion

between them being fat

And perhaps them being important

[brittle gust]

Jim and Jonathan, two twins.

[rose cape]

this is the one from mine

[hollow garden]

Send a rescue mission to save them

[rose cape]

the fish map below it

[wraith quarry]

what if I took this unintentional mistake and played it off like an intended event 🤔

[brittle gust]

No, they're just really under experienced recruits

[wraith quarry]

climate change but it only affects oil's nation

[hollow garden]

Ah yes

[brittle gust]

Dw they just fell during the drill in the courtyard

[wraith quarry]

definitely not biased

[hollow garden]

When are you sending a tsunami at Esseron @wraith quarry

[wraith quarry]

tomorrow

[rose cape]

@brittle gust how is the forts construction?

[hollow garden]

Oh 👽

[brittle gust]

@brittle gust

[rose cape]

why is my territory so much smaller 👽

grrr

im literally going to explo

[brittle gust]

It's going well but the orcs are just attacking inland

[hollow garden]

He is Christophe Columbus

[brittle gust]

And the construction people

[rose cape]

?

[hollow garden]

He is going to explore

head explode

[rose cape]

over the river 👽

[hollow garden]

The orcs??

[brittle gust]

The orcs come down from the mohntains

[rose cape]

cant believe the orcs unlocked walking on water

[brittle gust]

Yes, orcs

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/man-flesh-li-gif-27220600

[rose cape]

isnt this them

[brittle gust]

No they come down from the mountains

[brittle gust]

That's skillerz

[rose cape]

where are the mountains 👽

[rose cape]

wha

[wraith quarry]

this river system is whack

[brittle gust]

The grey lines above you

[west path]

real

[rose cape]

cant believe they walked across half the continent to attack me 😢

[brittle gust]

I literally have a crying eye and you complain about the rivers

UNREAL

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wraith quarry]

would you be angry if i stopped hosting fish mw to host an internal map war rp

[west path]

yes

[wraith quarry]

:(

[brittle gust]

Ah yes half the continent

[hollow ruin]

I thought it was light gray (the darkest gray in my profile)

[rose cape]

thats literally flat terrain 👽

[wraith quarry]

but i wanna do an internal map war so bad

[brittle gust]

Mf there's grey lines

[rose cape]

isnt this the mountain

[west path]

why would u even try internal mws they suck

@wraith quarry is this accurat

[hollow garden]

Jesus orcs

[west path]

or mor small town

[wraith quarry]

i want to see the chaos of everybody trying to run a nation

game roomers are incapable of agreement so it'll be fun

[rose cape]

no

[rose cape]

fake 👽

we all agree that bow should host

[brittle gust]

These are also mountains

Grey

[rose cape]

ok so ctrl + z the forts 👽

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust i have an idea on increase trade in my country a LOT but I would have to tell u some instructions from a book

[west path]

ok fix

[rose cape]

@brittle gust show map also

[west path]

but

[brittle gust]

Yessir, i was too lazy to point out the orcs can attack by land so my bad too

[wraith quarry]

i meant like the south west

[west path]

it woul di

[wraith quarry]

i mean

the rest is even better now

[wraith quarry]

but my comment was mostly on the south west

[brittle gust]

No problem

[rose cape]

[wraith quarry]

2 people didnt vote for no

that menas

[hollow ruin]

also can u like color picker my profile's darkest gray cuz idk why my kingdom is poop color

[wraith quarry]

that we cant agree

[west path]

the northeast on its way to get stupid amounts of people (because it is a settler province and illegal koloth immigrants)

[rose cape]

1 was you

and you are a contrarian

so ofc you would

[hollow ruin]

I voted for no

[wraith quarry]

and im a gameroomer

[west path]

amazting you cant read numbers

[wraith quarry]

so therefore

[rose cape]

no you're not

[wraith quarry]

i have proved myself correct

[west path]

3 peopl voted

[brittle gust]

@rose cape @hollow ruin you guys can choose your titles like duke or marquis, additionally you can give yourselves your own titles like 'warden' 'lord baron'

[west path]

fish excluded himself from the equation

2 being me and you

[brittle gust]

Sure I thought cocoa was brown smh

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry

[west path]

cocoa is brown..

[west path]

@wraith quarry removing citizenship

[rose cape]

we both voted for no 👽

[wraith quarry]

fake

[rose cape]

nop

[west path]

did the gameroom leadership wars end

[hollow ruin]

I said the hex code bro not the name

[west path]

am i the undisputed earl

[brittle gust]

Ohhh

[brittle gust]

Can you resend

[wraith quarry]

fake

[hollow ruin]

I think it was c0c0c0

[rose cape]

edited photoshop

[west path]

only 3% of game rooms total messages

[wraith quarry]

3% is insane

i need to quit game room

[west path]

im like 11%

[rose cape]

how are you 10% ☠️

[wraith quarry]

fish mw is over

[west path]

I base

[wraith quarry]

no longer active here anymore

bye

[brittle gust]

Nvm you can't set hex code for colours in ibis paint

Oh well my day is ruined

[west path]

essentially 11%* i like rigging the numbers to be bigger

[brittle gust]

End of my Lil session

[west path]

Krill issue

[hollow ruin]

tf

[brittle gust]

Cus dinner time

[brittle gust]

Yea idk why too

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[hollow ruin]

ok i guess just try to get closest to my gray (it's probably in the blue-gray zone)

[brittle gust]

@frosty drum star wars mw when

[west path]

ok wait now that im done with the population density map

I CAN FINALLY DRAW THE DISTRICT MAP

[brittle gust]

👍 I'll try after eating dinner

[west path]

GRAHHH

[hollow ruin]

kk

I'm also gonna go have dinner

[rose cape]

crazy how almost half of game rooms messages are from the top ten ppl

this is old but

top ten is 495k

[wraith quarry]

Blumi, fakher, and NSO 😔

I miss NSO

[hollow ruin]

should i start being in game room

[rose cape]

rest in peace ✊😢

but fakher is still alive

@fallen cipher

[wraith quarry]

not active here tho

[rose cape]

neither is ercan

[wraith quarry]

true...

😔

[fallen cipher]

Nobody is hosting good quality map wars anymore

[rose cape]

bowistan:

@west path why are you a game room addict

[hollow ruin]

I will. tomorrow

[wraith quarry]

internal map war coming soon™️

[rose cape]

fake

[hollow ruin]

map wars but anything happens

[fallen cipher]

He hosts like every 7 months

[vital latch]

it was at the theature I went to

[wraith quarry]

theater*

[rose cape]

crazy how like 80% of game room messages are after fish mw

[west path]

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

[west path]

Fish your mpa

I suffer because of it

[vital latch]

the world if mobile discord didnt show off my lack of spelling skills

either way you're a nerd for that

[west path]

I am a loyalist

[vital latch]

[wraith quarry]

why

[west path]

should have corrected him with Theatre btw it sounds more fancy

[wraith quarry]

you're welcome

[west path]

and is correct in britainese

[vital latch]

true

[wraith quarry]

we dont speak that here

[wraith quarry]

wrong

[vital latch]

no he isnt hes amazting

[wraith quarry]

sexy

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/crygup-yummers-its-yummers-reddit-slot-machine-reddit-gif-3043316022607177622

[vital latch]

fish your map is not sexy

[west path]

also american english is distinguishing itself from britainese english more and more

its eventually gonna become a whole other language with close relation to britainese

[vital latch]

we call it simplified and traditional

[wraith quarry]

based

[wraith quarry]

it is very sexy

wdym

[vital latch]

true the brits dont deserve the bad rep from americans

[wraith quarry]

what is wrong with this

[wraith quarry]

WHAT

YES THEY DO

GET OUT OF HERE

DISGUSTING CREATURE

DIE

[west path]

look at the rivers

it is painful to paint them

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kLojEhcU-u8

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[wraith quarry]

TELL ME

TELL ME

[vital latch]

ill stab you to death

[wraith quarry]

THAT BRITS DOTN DESERVE

THE BAD REP

AFTER WATCHING

THAT

ALL BRITS MUST DIE

[hollow garden]

YES

@rose cape are you scared

[west path]

also why do americans call the europeans colonists when they, themselves, had a colony in africa

[rose cape]

im not a brit

i have an american passport

[hollow garden]

Lie

[rose cape]

and american citizenship

[wraith quarry]

whar

when did we have an african colony

[hollow garden]

Liberia

[rose cape]

liberia

[hollow garden]

@rose cape can I entrust a 9 action plan to you for next session

[west path]

Liberia

[hollow garden]

Since I probably won't be able to join the session on Sunday

[west path]

this man just universally got the discord equivalent of a community note

[wraith quarry]

aint no way

[west path]

btw yall cursed liberia with having to use the fahrenheit for the rest of their existence

youre evil

[wraith quarry]

we sent free blackmen to Liberia to get rid of them 😭

it was literally a deportation site

[west path]

still a colony btw

[hollow garden]

Weren't they given a choice though?

I mean who tf would go there tho

[wraith quarry]

probably not

[west path]

I, as a pole, am less of a colonist than Americans

🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱

[wraith quarry]

"The founding of Liberia in the early 1800s was motivated by the domestic politics of slavery and race in the United States as well as by U.S. foreign policy interests. In 1816, a group of white Americans founded the American Colonization Society (ACS) to deal with the “problem” of the growing number of free blacks in the United States by resettling them in Africa. The resulting state of Liberia would become the second (after Haiti) black republic in the world at that time."

[hollow garden]

You are a colonial on German soil qevie

Don't lie

[hollow garden]

Haiti's story is so cool

It's a shame that France crippled it

[hollow garden]

They forced them to pay for their freedom until 2019 I think

[west path]

What

[hollow garden]

when France "generously" forgave the rest of their debt

[wraith quarry]

okay so

[west path]

they have no government power anymore

😇

[wraith quarry]

the colony lasted until 1847

[frank latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

so

23 years

[west path]

COLONIST

YOU ARE A COLONIST.

[west path]

PLAIN AND SIMPLE

[rose cape]

🙏

[hollow garden]

Didn't it have an apartheid system tho

[west path]

eastern russiya

[hollow garden]

After its independence

[wraith quarry]

it was intended for it to be independent from the start

[frank latch]

where is the correct answer
(North America)

[hollow garden]

real

[wraith quarry]

essentially the americans just wanted to send black freemen there so there'd be less free blacks in America

[west path]

you lie

[hollow garden]

Yeah I know

But I mean like

[frank latch]

proof?

[hollow garden]

I don't really get why Liberia is said to have not been colonized

When the native people there were themselves oppressed by the free black Americans

[west path]

finally im don

[west path]

its rightful bengalese territory

[hollow garden]

what is this qevie

[west path]

soon to be district map for royal advisor elections

[frank latch]

an absolutely horrendous map of Eseron

[west path]

@wraith quarry can i see a demographics map for Eseron

[frank latch]

(it's because it includes Eseron)

[west path]

rude

[wraith quarry]

i dont have one

[hollow garden]

Ah

[hollow garden]

based bow opinion

[frank latch]

ong

[west path]

what if i partition it into these states that definitely dont represent population density

[west path]

make one

[west path]

You traitor

[west path]

sylstarian glazer

[frank latch]

it still includes Eseron

[wraith quarry]

only a small strip of land was forcefully purchased by the u.s

and that's where they put the nation

[west path]

fish you are not debating shit

liberia was a colony

plain and simple

[wraith quarry]

part of liberia was a colony

[west path]

@wraith quarry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrymandering why would Orion do this?

[frank latch]

real

as a Terronein
I fully support the dissolution and partition of the Orion Republik'

[west path]

can we get an orion equivalent of this

[west path]

can we dissolve terronein

[frank latch]

nah

they're chill

[hollow garden]

Orion will stand for a thousand years

Glory to Orion

[frank latch]

Glory to Terroe!

[hollow garden]

Inshallah 🙏

[west path]

@rose cape when are you getting rid of these military bases ill offer you a tuppence

[frank latch]

Glory to the Republik

[west path]

Kleznam its not very based to play both sides

r u aware of this

[frank latch]

should jut invade them

[hollow garden]

Styrlstian next session actions leak

[vital latch]

can we desolve every nation and actually include the host('s) as a actual soft reboot

[frank latch]

🤓

[hollow garden]

and thanks amazting

[marsh lance]

Any extra info?

[hollow garden]

I will never forget this favour

[west path]

you are die

[marsh lance]

You got this leabron

Guh

[west path]

i will now send 2 dollars to crash your economy

[marsh lance]

Hhi everone

[frank latch]

why did you mention Terroneins?

👽

that says Terrorists

[marsh lance]

We will DESTROY YOU bow

You are evil

Terronians are terrorists

Colonizer

[frank latch]

[marsh lance]

Bowa

[vital latch]

how to fix the hoi4 mod:
uninstall the game

[frank latch]

correct

[marsh lance]

Did you read dm from yessertay

[frank latch]

not yet

I will read later

[marsh lance]

Okay

[frank latch]

🙏

[west path]

REAL

[frank latch]

I gtg now though

[marsh lance]

You said you can only read after sessions right

Oh

Ba byeee

[frank latch]

before
or
after

[marsh lance]

Oh

Sowwy

Have a good day bowus

[vital latch]

i wish my friends would stop playing this game so I can dip out

[rose cape]

@fallen cipher https://youtu.be/QN-yQIbO8zw?si=OJUHPbyD-x7xTFGZ is this true

is this moroccos future

[vital latch]

free my drive

[west path]

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

WE'RE DISCUSSING THIS OCCUPATION

REAL REAL SOON

[wraith quarry]

this is crazy

[west path]

@wraith quarry do u think klezman sending missionaries to a land he freshly conquered to convert all of the people there to his faith is moral 🤔

[wraith quarry]

i dont

but

[west path]

im gonna be hosting an international summit to create an agreement or deem kleznams occupation and invasion illegal

[wraith quarry]

im neutral

[west path]

im gonna write out this agreement rn

[wraith quarry]

this is my bubble

i dont want to be involved in things outside of the bubble

oops

i circled too much of mal

[hollow garden]

I'm not

Orion is halal

Terrone is haram

[wraith quarry]

better

[hollow garden]

Is bow confirming that Terronians are terrorists

[hollow garden]

He is trying to get it to work

[wraith quarry]

chat

what happened to crow

what user is he using these days

i wanna ask if he's still playing or not

[marsh lance]

We should burn him at the stake

[wraith quarry]

what's your position on the events in quatai

[marsh lance]

I will revive the ancient sultanate of mira that came before the ROTTEN caliphate…

[marsh lance]

Allah does not approve of the Caliph’s oppression

[wraith quarry]

the Caliphate was the first human settlement on Mira

[marsh lance]

He clearly doesn’t know of the ancient colonies of mira where the white race was created on fishistan

The first white people of fishistan roamed with the dinosaurs

[wraith quarry]

whar

[marsh lance]

I cant wait until BoW adds paleontology to bowistan 😻

[marsh lance]

Its true

Yakub is multiversal

[wraith quarry]

in Fish mw humans originated here

as it's the only location that makes sense for how the map war developed

[marsh lance]

Unreal

Im trolling btw fish

[wraith quarry]

@marsh lance thoughts on the events here tho

[marsh lance]

I dont care

Dont affect me

[wraith quarry]

boring

[west path]

The Quatai Agreement
Written by The Royal Advisory Board of Eseron

Due to recent unforeseen events, such as the currently deemed 'illegal' (Within a large portion of the Western International Community) invasion and subsequent occupation of Quatai, we here write this agreement to bring an answer to this question.

It is a set of conditions set forth by Eseron and potential backers, which shall be listed on the lower portion of this document. Sylstaria is not obligated to follow any of these conditions, however with the increase of diplomatic weight, this may be the only way to set forth a legal occupation of Quatai, and possibly allow aid to deal with the rather poor humanitarian situation within the region.

Conditions A cover political aspects, B covers societal aspects, C covers economic aspects.

C1A (Condition 1A):
Under no circumstance is Sylstaria allowed to forcibly change the government of Quatai after the occupation and 'supervision' of the region to be aligned with the east, and should instead host local and democratic elections, giving around 6 of the more popular parties generous campaigning budgets.

C2A:
Sylstaria is not allowed to hold onto the land for more than 25 years, as that is more than enough time to allow a government to rise within the region.

C1B:
Sylstaria may not enforce a specific culture or religion upon residents of 'Decafia' under any circumstances, rather giving them a choice in the matter instead.

C1C:
Sylstarian exploitation of Quatais resources IS allowed, albeit to a limited extent. Those limits being the following:

• Sylstaria may not take more than a designated 'War Reperations' limit of 1.3B$ (Orionian) in value, and may only take from surplus.
• Sylstaria may not create monopolies for Sylstarian corporations within Quatai.
• Sylstaria may not transfer assets to its mainland beyond its War Reperations limit

(Continued in next message)

[wraith quarry]

yap

[rose cape]

@west path is this true

[rose cape]

walrus is a fish puppet confirmed!!!

[wraith quarry]

i buy oil from him so i protec him

[west path]

C2C:
Sylstaria may not enforce trade limits on the state of Quatai and is required to allow humanitarian aid to flow freely.

C2B: Sylstaria may not block off access to certain civilian infrastructure to groups of people due to: discrimination, political tension etc. As that would provide an immoral precedent that would possibly justify other illegal acts.

C3A: Decafias constitution is to be written independently by local leaders, with no involvement from Sylstarian politicians.

C4A: After the time limit on the territory expires, Sylstaria is to remove its military presence from the entire territory immediately and allow political parties to form and provide the resources necessary to allow the state to create a constitution.

C5A: Quatai is not to be used for military operations, storage of military utilities etc, as that would allow Sylstaria to keep an iron grip over the entire nation and censor all of its citizens.

CONCESSIONS:

• Humanitarian aid is provided for free by Eseron.
• Eseron is guaranteed to come to the aid of Sylstaria if a foreign power threatens their supervision of Quatai
• Any sanctions/condemnations are lifted and the occupation & invasion of Quatai are considered legal.

BACKERS: Eseron, Orion Republic

[west path]

@wraith quarry would vro sign this

[west path]

@vital latch are you apart of this

[wraith quarry]

i guess

[west path]

@frank latch would vro sign this

[rose cape]

the oppression of the west 😱

[gilded harbor]

I love 90° weather at 11 in the morning

[rose cape]

right angle weather

[gilded harbor]

@vital latch remember when we were watching Oppenheimer in vc that one time and it happened out of nowhere 😭

[rose forge]

🗿

[gilded harbor]

Bro joined and made it happen

[frosty drum]

Tbd

[brittle gust]

Unreal

[rose forge]

who joined

[west path]

we did nothing

[west path]

@hollow garden u should agree to this fr

[gilded harbor]

Cosmic

I was mid movie he joined and then

[rose forge]

lmao

[alpine raft]

fellas

after long consideration

i shall start a new bannerlord campaign

[hollow garden]

The cabinet of ministry of foreign Sylstarian affairs responds to Esseronian diplomats with salutations and answers these evaluations

C1A
Sylstaria will comply with this and not interfere with the local kings after the period of occupation ends but it will not force a conistuition forcibly on them

C2A
This is our plan for the foreseeable future and we abide by the agreement on this
C1B
Sylstaria has no intention to interfere ethnically or culturally with decafia but it will provide support for the regional kolothist chruch
C1C
Styrlstia has no intention for resource exploitation in Quatai beyond Aras island
C2C
As restated before decafia is free to pursue its own trade and monetary policy
C2B
Sylstaria doesn't aim to repress the population on discriminatiory grounds but political enemies of the nation will not be tolerated
C3A
The decafaian king should be the one to decide how he wants the conistuition to be written if it is written
C4A
Sylstaria will withdraw its military assets except in military bases granted by decafia
C5A
Is this condition during the occupation or do the Esseronian diplomats mean after the occupation period?

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

didnt you KILL the king

you COUPED HIM

and he was CORRUPT

work with the partisans vro theyve been fighting for the people

[hollow garden]

I think the old royal family was killed

[west path]

let them become legal politicians

[hollow garden]

Fish didn't mention it explicitly

But yeah

There is a new royal family tho

from one of the local noble houses

[west path]

C4A: Grounds for exploitation. May you elaborate on the phrasing?

C1C: For what purposes does Sylstaria plan to use Aras Island?

C2B: What would you define as a political opponent?

C5A: Shortly before and a tiny amount of time after the end of the occupation.

If you fail to abide by these terms, it will provide conclusive evidence that can be held against you and showcase that the occupation of Quatai is fully illegal, and if that becomes the case, then a military intervention from Eseron is near guaranteed.

[west path]

Well, then it should be decided that the matter of how and if the constitution is written will be chosen by a public referendum.

[lucid oriole]

leave Her Alone!

[balmy epoch]

@ancient glen you are like satan

you are an affront to God and anything good

[west path]

pain

[brittle gust]

Wait is this qevie mww

[west path]

no?

this is for fish mw

[alpine raft]

Im truly saddened

that you guys wont indulge my yap anymore

[balmy epoch]

i will

[alpine raft]

omg thank you

aight

so

im playing bannerlords aight

it got boring as fuck

i conquere like 90% of calradia

except the aserai and khuzaits

[hollow garden]

C4A the occupation forces in Quatai will mostly withdraw except in a couple of military bases to provide support for our allies and our interests but these military bases will not be used for coercion
C1C Sylstaria aims to use it as a colonial holding as it wasn't part of the original decafaian empire and was settled first by styrlstians
C2B
An enemy of the Decafaian king, Sylstarian nation or the Kolothist church
C5A
There are no aims for further military operations except a proposed integration of the partiasns with the legitimate state
An intervention from Esseron is certainly a worrying prospect and we hope for this to not escalate into that degree

[alpine raft]

i also took over vlandia as king

[ancient glen]

im a cute little angel

[alpine raft]

but now

[balmy epoch]

demon

[alpine raft]

the khuzaits seem to refuse to die

and the aserai too

[balmy epoch]

wolf in sheep’s clothing

[ancient glen]

wrong

i can show you

[alpine raft]

so im gonna start a new campaign

where i will be a knight

[ancient glen]

i make miracles

[alpine raft]

in the empire

[ancient glen]

you will get a raise tommorow

[alpine raft]

also

im just gonna write down the armor im using

for future reference

[hollow garden]

The decafaian monarchs will definitely lose in the referendum due to the unpopularity of the previous dynasty

[alpine raft]

closed knight helmet

[balmy epoch]

i’m self employed

[ancient glen]

1 cent raise

[hollow garden]

Real

[alpine raft]

ornate pauldrons with cape

[hollow garden]

Lavv is evil

[alpine raft]

fine heavy scale armor over mail hauberk

lordly scale warlord braces

fine splint boots

[ancient glen]

you will find a loaded wallet on the road

[hollow garden]

Bribery??

[ancient glen]

no just divine luck ❤️

[west path]

C4A: This changes the meaning of what you had said. We refuse to go forward with the agreement until you settle on a clear definition.

C2B: This, once more, ropes in politics foreign to the peoples of Quatai, which may not be looked upon favorably, and may allow for immoral action to take place.

[balmy epoch]

if i do i’ll give you half

[ancient glen]

i dont need money silly

[west path]

However, you do serve the public, not your own interests, correct?

[ancient glen]

all i need are my good pals

[alpine raft]

@west path what empire should i serve

[west path]

idk i havent been paying attention to bannerlord

[west path]

This is halal of you

[alpine raft]

western northern or southern

pick

[hollow garden]

C4A
how so our Esseroian brethren?
C2B
It is necessary to help guide the nation into the morally right path

[west path]

north

[hollow garden]

Southern one

[alpine raft]

aight

[alpine raft]

i aint no simp

[hollow garden]

We serve both

[alpine raft]

im gonna see if i can unite the empire

without the dumb ass quest

[west path]

C4A: You had stated that these military bases would be created with the permission of the Decafian government, and now you have backpedaled on such an idea.

C2B: This, well, is clearly in violation of C1B. Morality is a topic which you cannot decide and differs from society to society. Acceptance should be a rather common teaching in Kolothic faiths, is it not?

[alpine raft]

my name shall be arenicos

after the emperor

[hollow garden]

C4A
It was an elaboration on the phrasing but on the specific withdrawl not the military bases part the military bases are a hypothetical question for now but in our plan we envision us being granted a base or two by the decafaian king as it benefits us both politically
C2B
What we meant to convey is that there would be no forcible conversions or violence to convert but actions that directly go against the church will be punished such as attacking a church or a burning of a holy book

[marsh lance]

Beat them up klez

[hollow garden]

amazing

Nek show map

[alpine raft]

what map

[west path]

ONCE AGAIN, THE KINGS POSITION MAY NOT LAST DEPENDING ON THE OUTCOME OF THE REFERENDUM

[alpine raft]

i just started a new one

[west path]

oop

accidnetal caps

[alpine raft]

but if you talking about the last game i did

[hollow garden]

oh 👽

[west path]

we are engaging in diplomacy vro you dont beat each other up in diplomacy

[hollow garden]

Well show this anyway

[alpine raft]

i got the vlandians up to the far east of the empire lands

conquered sturgia

[hollow garden]

Thank you pat I love u

[alpine raft]

only aserai stood west of lycaron

[west path]

C2B: These are traditionally regular crimes, and because of this, Eseron, believes that you shall charge them for common crimes that do not include the norms of the faith.

[hollow garden]

On issue D1A
The referendum is poised against the monarchy there due to the recent events and so it can't be held until after the nation stabilizes and establishes itself and we would argue a rapid transition into a parliamental conistuitional monarchy as Esseron proposes is impossible for decafia as it has been an despotic dynasty who tyrannically suppressed all political life in the nation

[west path]

Once more, the constitution is meant to ensure stability and it may not involve the full removal of the monarch. You are simply allowing the public to decide, and you here are showcasing your full interests to keep the king in power, likely meaning that he is a political ally of yours.

[hollow garden]

C2B
So you propose a merger of civil and religious law in decafaia? This would contradict issue C1B

[west path]

We refuse to backpedal on this issue and will hold our ground until you permit the referendum.

[west path]

This thoroughly misunderstands my point and attempts to paint Eseron in a poor light, as i had said that you are to charge them with regular law outside of religious norms. This is clear slander.

I had hoped to negotiate but you are starting to leave me no choice......................

@wraith quarry Send the fakher airlines planes towards Systaria.

🫡

[hollow garden]

We do not reject the idea of a referendum but we don't think its possible to hold it this soon

[hollow garden]

real

[wraith quarry]

whar

not again

[west path]

real

[wraith quarry]

Decafia wasnt a monarchy

[west path]

Except you are. This is contradictory. You are to hold this referendum and begin discussing the results of it shortly after.

[hollow garden]

Wait what 👽

[wraith quarry]

i told you this already

[hollow garden]

you insist on this issue but provide no counter argument for the problems that would entail with this

[hollow garden]

What was it then

[wraith quarry]

a flawed democracy

i said this

[west path]

What issues to be exact?

it is your duty to transition the nation into stability. And, you are also obligated to serve the public, considering your reason for war.

[hollow garden]

I swear there was a decafian monarchy
am I getting mandela'ed

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry when are you doing my action

[hollow garden]

or is fish retconning

[hollow garden]

@west path

[wraith quarry]

it began

but

[marsh lance]

Yes you fo

[wraith quarry]

it hasnt completed yet

[hollow garden]

Our diplomats need an answer to this as we can't concede this as easily as the other areas

[marsh lance]

I nearly declared war on Amaz in bowistan working out a trade deal with him to get port access

But then i realized his demands were fair

[hollow garden]

Insane

[wraith quarry]

@west path Thoughts on Amazrian puppet invading what's left of Decafia

[west path]

no monarchy you said

[west path]

is this even legal

doesnt klez own it now

[wraith quarry]

no

[marsh lance]

Was not my first option but was the other 5 options

[hollow garden]

My puppet only owns the northern third 👽

[rose cape]

crazy how an hour and 16 minutes irl didnt do anything (kleznam and qevie had a whole war during that time)

[hollow garden]

what happened then

[west path]

@rose cape illegal

[marsh lance]

We made deal

[rose cape]

i wont withdraw

[west path]

i will kill one of your farm animals if you dont

and

[marsh lance]

Omg hello trade partner AmazTING

[wraith quarry]

the red x is independent decafia
The black x is the puppet nation Kleznam set up

[west path]

a plane will mysteriously hit one of your cities

[wraith quarry]

@west path

[wraith quarry]

(I forgot about it)

[hollow garden]

The south is evil

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[wraith quarry]

insame

[hollow garden]

Amazing

Did you get a port

[wraith quarry]

free decafia is evil

apparently

[west path]

Amazting should be murdered

@hollow garden can we kick off amazting hes destabilizing the area

😢