🌋worldbox-chat

[cursive charm]

If it's true

[surreal vapor]

Thank you for taking one for the team if this is true

[rich garden]

Man the mobile users' reactions to a specific fact about bandits is gonna be funny

[tight meteor]

you should probably specify in DMs

[surreal vapor]

What is it

[tight meteor]

and not here

[rich garden]

They arent humans

[cursive charm]

Right

[surreal vapor]

Yeah they are nikonians

Or something

[rich garden]

They arent even apes

[gleaming ivy]

I cant do it its to complicated and my phone language is polish

[rich garden]

Or primates

[cursive charm]

Forgot 😭

[compact jetty]

I sent it to u

[cursive charm]

If want some of the helpers in #🚑help-chat could walk you through it

[rich garden]

Bandits are raccoons

[surreal vapor]

Fun fact if you remove every single naming thingy in the naming thingy tab it defaults them all to rebr

[amber wedge]

don't

he is using a pirated copy of the game

[rich garden]

Not on mobile

[surreal vapor]

this should be an achievement ngl

Maxim hit me up I got ideas for you

[gleaming ivy]

Nope

Im on phone mate

[amber wedge]

yeah?

[gleaming ivy]

Yup

[amber wedge]

what does that change?

[gleaming ivy]

And im not a pirate

[rich garden]

Were you paying attention to what this guy was saying?

[gleaming ivy]

I didnt pirate anything

[amber wedge]

no, too many people were typing at once

[amber wedge]

you said you were going to

[gleaming ivy]

But I didnt do it

[amber wedge]

so I assumed you were going to

[rich garden]

Well I did and he said he was considering pirating the game to test on his laptop

[amber wedge]

oh

still piracy

piracy is bad mmkay

[rich garden]

Because his laptop sucks and he apparently doesnt have $20

[gleaming ivy]

I would buy the game after

[rich garden]

In the case of worldbox this is definitely true

[fringe warren]

guys you can buy the game even from eneba or instant gaming come on it should be also on those two for 5 dollars

[gleaming ivy]

In Poland its 40zł

On eneba

[fringe warren]

and originally on steam is 60-80?

[gleaming ivy]

70

[proper urchin]

true

[gleaming ivy]

How

[tall wren]

Update when

[amber wedge]

wdym "HOW"

it is so simple

also do not discuss piracy

[gleaming ivy]

I didnt knew

I only pirate shows or movies

[cursive charm]

Yeah please don't talk about piracy

[gleaming ivy]

Never games

[gleaming ivy]

Sorry

[amber wedge]

yeah I told them multiple times

it is his third warning

[rich garden]

Anyway I dont remember any prior conversation aside from this so somebody activate topic change

[cursive charm]

It's good

[gleaming ivy]

You talked about pirating nintendo games mate

[rich garden]

EGG

[amber wedge]

I said afterwards

don't talk about it

change topic

[rich garden]

All the egg stuff is making me think of making a world egg in worldbox

[maiden cosmos]

Huh, i never encounter this option before

how do i access it?

[surreal vapor]

It’s in the beta

[rich garden]

And it ends because the pananacons or whatever theyre called blow up the egg and kill everyone or something idk

[surreal vapor]

Onomastics or something

[maiden cosmos]

Where do i find it?

[amber wedge]

@gleaming ivy

[maiden cosmos]

i do have the beta

[gleaming ivy]

?

[rich garden]

Culture, onomastics tab

[surreal vapor]

This tab, this icon, then click the speech bubble

[maiden cosmos]

Damn, thanks

[surreal vapor]

You get an achievement if you do some stuff with it

That’s why I like the achievements

It makes you feel rewarded and it shows you new stuff

[rich garden]

Yeah I like them too

Its a fun way to not have a handholding tutorial

[dire crater]

Member not found

[cursive charm]

This dude

[amber wedge]

which dude

[cursive charm]

Quintin

[rich garden]

And then I get sad because a lot of people just get annoyed at the existence of achievements and use a map and then complain that things arent working how they want it to because they never learned how it works

[amber wedge]

wait who is quinn

[rich garden]

Its also why I like unlocking stuff for the trait editor. As you look for stuff, you often start figuring out how stuff works and why it appears

[plain scarab]

ignorance 😔

[civic coral]

[rich garden]

The majority of what I know about the beta came from me searching for traits legit

[civic coral]

[plain scarab]

do units with the Thief trait actively try to steal, as in have you ever seen a unit steal something.

[rich garden]

Yes

[plain scarab]

That's pretty neat

[rich garden]

If they successfully steal something, they get the suspicious status

It has amogus on it

[plain scarab]

lol thats a cool addition

[rich garden]

And required for an achievement

[dapper atlas]

aurix

[rich garden]

Hi

[vast hull]

Where to get a map

Gng

?

[dapper atlas]

whats up buddy

[rich garden]

Not much

[sage kettle]

actually doesn't even have to be successful
gotten sus status when forcefully stealing vis tough possessed unit

[sage kettle]

#🌐map-downloads

remember to enable show all channels by right clicking or tap hold on the server icon

[livid sierra]

When will the release be?

Hello

[plain scarab]

Unknown at the moment, all we can do is make prediction ls

[deep portal]

Probably next year

[plain seal]

What update lol

[sand parcel]

You know the one that... hmm.

[plain seal]

😂😂

[tulip mica]

Next year

[vivid forge]

3 days

[pseudo pelican]

Started of Turkey and America football match

[summer zodiac]

Update is a lie

The 🥚 is non-existent

The ancient prophecies are wrong

Release will never be borned

[broken gust]

Blasphemy

[summer zodiac]

We were, are and will be doomed

[broken gust]

The egg theory 🥚 still remains and strong

[mighty summit]

Dont try

[summer zodiac]

Clinging to false theories in the hope of a brighter future is pointless now, comrade!

[quiet umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/fluttershy-shy-nervous-my-little-pony-mlp-gif-14784344943206626333

[dire crater]

⚠ Warned agente00poio

[sweet swallow]

Its going to come out when Worldbox 2 is out

[tender sluice]

amongus

[sage kettle]

the heck is goin on

[old knot]

Never

Its a joke

[nimble garden]

[torn wolf]

The beta started on April fools

What if the entire update turns out to be a huge April fools

Thats light work, I'll connect over w the ghost and

[summer zodiac]

Oh… Sorry

[torn wolf]

Make the update only release for me

A new age of tyranny has begun

[maiden cosmos]

I just ate a cookie, it was delicous.

[torn wolf]

No more

That was your last

Your name is

Very

Concerning

[maiden cosmos]

It's food

It's literaly my pfp

[torn wolf]

Mhmmmm

Your pfp has a swastika

Im looking right at it

[maiden cosmos]

cap

nein

I farted

[torn wolf]

I ran over a cat

I was going 40kmph

[maiden cosmos]

Dinner acquired

[torn wolf]

That mf had to be blind

[maiden cosmos]

Biological/genetic skill issue

Should have a faster reaction speed

https://tenor.com/view/cat-clap-cat-jump-cat-kitten-mklpkl-gif-20733514

[narrow folio]

Hey there! 👋
It seems there is no characters on this server yet 😓
Reach out to the owner or the bot masters of this server to invite them here.

[sage kettle]

ur a lie

[plain scarab]

Cheese 🧀

There wouldn't happen to be cheese as food on the update...

[split jacinth]

The time it takes to release the update makes me think there aint one

[sage kettle]

all i will say is that mobile beta still bein updated

[blazing saffron]

if a date still hasn’t been mentioned by maxim doesn’t that mean it’s not close to being done?

[near frigate]

It does

People just be like

“Yo this month at 22:00 on an unknown MONDAY!!!”

then nothing happens so they say the same thing next month

[willow peak]

@cold widget sorry lad, but imma have to kill you

Wih large rocks

[frozen pike]

time to make xcannibal turtle peop,le

[dire crater]

🔨 Banned mr.b2471 indefinitely

[blazing saffron]

I mean he gave us the update release like 20 days before the update came out so wouldn’t that mean a similar time frame would happen for the mobile?

But maxim also said he was in the final stretch and a month long wait isn’t rly “final stretch”

[near frigate]

Dude the update has been being tossed around with “last few things” since the beginning of April

[coarse arch]

Let's hope the update comes out today 🙏 you never know

[near frigate]

Bruh.

[blazing saffron]

Idk. Maxim is good at making games but he sucks at keeping his fanbase informed

[near frigate]

ITS BEEN 2 YEARS MANE

[broken gust]

children… children relax the update will come out soon

[blazing saffron]

That’s what people have been saying for the past 3 months

[broken gust]

[coarse arch]

Y'all lucky if you even get the update by August

[blazing saffron]

lol Maxim is bad at keeping his fanbase out of the dark but he isn’t THAT bad. I think he’d at least tell us a week ahead when he’s releasing it

[broken gust]

the devs never said anything bout a release date all they said was to be patient when the beta dropped and recently they said they are in the final stretch also considering the egg theory 🥚 it should be really soon

[split lance]

When is soon

[near frigate]

Explain the egg theory

[broken gust]

who knows, could be today, tmmr, next week or even next month but next month is very unlikely

[split lance]

[broken gust]

well in previous update Maxim used the egg 🥚 to hint at the update dropping and similar thing is happening right now we are just waiting for the egg to hatch

[blazing saffron]

“Egg theory” ok what’s the egg theory

Does the egg theory actually give us a time frame for when the update comes out? Because saying “soon” isn’t really helpful

[broken gust]

so far:
🪺>🥚>🥚💥>🐣(possible next stage which will mark the full release)

[broken gust]

yes

[split lance]

Not even administrator know when update coming out

We're cooked

[blazing saffron]

Ok well what’s the time frame? Like how many days does the egg theory tell us are left until the update

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[broken gust]

considering how long it took to go through each phase the next one could be a few days away

[blazing saffron]

Maxim doesn’t even know. “Final stretch” is coder talk for “we have no idea when it’s coming out”

[broken gust]

even today or tmmr

but we cant be for sure

but a week max

[blazing saffron]

Ok but I don’t care about the phases do you mean the update will come out in a week max?

[broken gust]

you cant say you dont care about the phase when it hints at the drop for the update

[near frigate]

I’m quoting u on this

And I will remember

[broken gust]

sure

[blazing saffron]

Ok then when does the final phase happen? Do you actually know?

[timid steeple]

15th in calling it

nobody knows

[near frigate]

I’m quoting you too

If ur both wrong… I get 3 wishes

[timid steeple]

literally nobody knows. nobody knows when it'll be out, everyones guessing. anyone that says otherwise is fucking with you

[blazing saffron]

Yeah ik im jus trying to get the guy to admit it

[timid steeple]

could be tmrw, could be a week, could be next month. i think itll be the 15th because that is the first number i thought of.

[broken gust]

yeah based on the last ones it took about a week to go from this 🥚 to this 🥚💥 and it has already been a couple days already so the next one is right around the corner

[timid steeple]

its been more than a week since weve gone egg

[blazing saffron]

So what? Does the egg and explosion emoji mean the update will come out the same day?

[timid steeple]

he changed it when he released that twitter announcement on the 26th

he doesnt know

[near frigate]

I could eat a horse im so hungry

[timid steeple]

do iy

[near frigate]

Huh

[blazing saffron]

A what 🐴?

[near frigate]

A horse

[broken gust]

yes when this 🐣 happens the update will drop and this 🥚💥 means that the egg is already hatching

[blazing saffron]

Like be fr. The “egg theory” isn’t a theory it’s just something Maxim does we all know it but it doesn’t actually tell us anything. No amount of analysis will let you predict when the update happens

[blazing saffron]

Ok so when will 🐣 happen?

[high canopy]

What is this egg theory I keep reading about

[broken gust]

i’m just going back in circles at this point

[blazing saffron]

It’s nothing important

It’s just something Maxim does with egg emojis

But it doesn’t actually give us any useful information about the update timeline

[wraith vault]

Its just teasers

Of how "close" maxim is to releasing the updates

But who knows maybe the update is already being reviewed

On the app stores

[blazing saffron]

Like you see this?

[plain seal]

Beta is still buggy on a lot of devices, we're not getting it by the 15th

[broken gust]

this was last update

[blazing saffron]

The exploding egg is supposed to mean the update is close

[sage kettle]

ye

devs just need to fix some mobile issues and it's good

[blazing saffron]

But it doesn’t actually give us a time frame cuz maxim could just not post the chicken emoji for another month or something

[broken gust]

yeah but thats most unlikely to happen

[plain seal]

It hasn't even been brought to mobile yet, idek if they're on platform testing or still working on Ui bugs

Porting can be a b

[high canopy]

The egg is propaganda to keep us distracted from the truth

[sage kettle]

it's on mobile in closed beta

if u read the steam post announcing beta release you would know that

[plain seal]

Sorry bud don really care ab steam

[sage kettle]

well it's one of the handful of platforms maxim announces on

and man did ping everyone for that in #📣announcements

[plain seal]

"Closed beta" right, then where is this so called closed beta

[blazing saffron]

No it has

[plain seal]

Well I apologize for my ignorance

[blazing saffron]

Ok so you have all the information so when does you think the update is going to come out for mobile?

[sage kettle]

-w-

[broken gust]

only a selected few has access to it because apple and google doesnt allow open beta thats why pc players got the game early and we didnt

[sage kettle]

google does allow for open beta actually just ios doesn't

[plain seal]

Ty, I've been trying to figure this out for days

[sage kettle]

from what I can tell can only have 10k beta testers in iOS at most

[steep spear]

I had a dream that the mobile update dropped last night

[sage kettle]

tho what devs be looking for is actual meaningful and detailed feedback and bug reports

adding yet another reason to keep mobile closed beta

[broken gust]

urm… i do not have all the information

[plain seal]

Well I apologize for being a di ck death, been tryna find out for days

[sage kettle]

well all i can say is that making sure game works well on mobile if a wip

almost there but not quite

[wraith vault]

Then they couldve just made it open beta with the same beta testers reporting the bugs

[sage kettle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

beats me

[blazing saffron]

Ok so in short you don’t know when the update is coming out cuz the “egg theory” doesn’t actually give any useful information

It’s kinda just cope

[wraith vault]

Its a way to buy himself time

[plain seal]

Makes sense tho, please keep is informed death, announcements only go so far tbh

[blazing saffron]

Yeah that and the Twitter post he made on the 26th

[hexed bone]

straight up dreaming worldboxing

[wraith vault]

Being cryptic in a sense to 1 buy himself time and 2 trying to keep the hype not die by blatantly saying a date thats further away than people would care for

[hexed bone]

mobile players losing it

[wraith vault]

Deadass tho

Theres other games 💔🥀

[sage kettle]

Well the hype already died for pc players cause open beta

[plain seal]

Nah we're all starting to lose it, pc vs mobile is bogus. Its the same game

[broken gust]

what your asking for is the exact date of the release but the egg theory doesn’t offer that rather it gives u a timeframe in which you can expect the release

[sage kettle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plain seal]

Beta is not the finished product

They don't even fully know all the features

[hexed bone]

i am still waiting for full game

[blazing saffron]

You’re time frame was between today and next month

[sage kettle]

if ya look at the state of the steam open beta, yeah quite a few stuff that be tedious / annoyin to make work in mobile controls

[wraith vault]

They do

[blazing saffron]

That’s a terrible time frame

[hexed bone]

it will be 10x more fun than what we have now

[wraith vault]

Theyre testing them

[nimble garden]

@blazing saffron are you Dwayne Johnson's king

[blazing saffron]

The hype died like 6 months ago. Were running on fumes and bait now

[broken gust]

No, a couple of days or weeks maximum next month is very unlikely

[sage kettle]

6 months ago?

april wasn't 6 months ago tho

[blazing saffron]

Yeah he calls me the boulder

[plain seal]

No lol, a beta is not a finsished product, I'm a developer myself and you have the ability to change or make improvements on both platforms before the official release, is just a testing ground for platforms, improvements can still be made

[blazing saffron]

No I know what I said

[nimble garden]

🗿

[sage kettle]

👍

[wraith vault]

Yes but hes not gonna add more functions

[blazing saffron]

If you remember there was so much hype for the update last year at new years but it’s died down so much

[wraith vault]

That would take another few months

[plain seal]

We don know that tho, pc nor mobile

[wraith vault]

And prolly just kill the hype

[ocean pebble]

yep i can confirm this is 100% true and you should just give up and leave the game alone

[broken gust]

[wraith vault]

Yes hop on dbd

[blazing saffron]

Well he added small functions in the early patch notes

[dapper atlas]

worldbox

[distant needle]

Full update dropping tomorrow

[nimble garden]

You're a lord, I'm inclined to believe you your highness

[full yarrow]

Cap

[distant needle]

Thank you, young subject

[nimble garden]

Shhh they're royalty, they're gonna behead you if you disagree

[distant needle]

Wait for tmrw and then tell me

[wraith vault]

20 bucks

If it drops tmrw

[distant needle]

Update coming tomorrow I will drop my source in about 1 hour

[distant needle]

Bet

[wraith vault]

🙏

20 LBP

[full yarrow]

Actually people did theorize it would drop tomorrow

[wraith vault]

I highly doubt it being tomorrow

[distant needle]

I think thats less then 1 cent in freedom units

[blazing saffron]

Put it on your favorite worldbox character

[full yarrow]

Put it on your mom and dad

[nimble garden]

Both royalties in one place, such highness-nesss

[distant needle]

If update doesn’t drop tmrw I will post a video on screenshots of my favorite character being brutally killed

[wraith vault]

Hes putting it on the update

[wraith vault]

If it doesnt drop tmrw

[full yarrow]

What’s ur proof again?

[wraith vault]

I will recieve 20 LBP

[blazing saffron]

You gotta send a video of him being mauled to death by zombie wolves

[distant needle]

Coming in about 1 hour

[full yarrow]

Ok

[wraith vault]

If its actually credible Ill become your day1 glazer

🙏

[distant needle]

I’m destroying the kingdom first and then nuking the world around him before finally putting him in lava for a slow death

[full yarrow]

If it is I’ll be your boyfriend

[distant needle]

It is credible 100 percent

[full yarrow]

If it’s coming tomorrow

[blazing saffron]

Yk what. That’s better

[full yarrow]

I solemnly swear to be your boyfriend

[distant needle]

Proof ariving in 58 minutes

[wraith vault]

Ill be asleep by then

We'll see it tmrw

[blazing saffron]

His credible source is his empty bottle of scitzo meds

[full yarrow]

LMFAOOO

[distant needle]

I thought I refilled them dammit

[wraith vault]

Oh wow

[full yarrow]

So you have solid proof?

Solid solid proof it’s coming tomorrow?

[wraith vault]

Desperation

[broken gust]

i will only believe your vile claims if you’re toastman

[full yarrow]

If it comes tomorrow I’ll let u tap

[broken gust]

[distant needle]

56 minutes

[wraith vault]

Nah he valid

[frank wagon]

Are you joking right?...

[distant needle]

I rule over toasters

[frank wagon]

Where is the UPDATE??!!!

[plain scarab]

What REALLY

[frank wagon]

It was supposed to be in April.. then May and now s June.. So where is it?

[distant needle]

Yes

[broken gust]

Good enough, may your reign last long your royal highness.

[random rapids]

Chat I think this toast guy is spreading hysteria

[full yarrow]

Guys I think he’s just fucking with us and he’s gonna send some picture of a chicken jockey or sum stupid shit

[fallow atlas]

@autumn carbon

[distant needle]

Thank you, young subject

[distant needle]

No I have proof dropping in 50 minutes

[full yarrow]

You’re bullshitting all of us aren’t you

[distant needle]

No I have proof

[wraith vault]

I believe in the toaster

Is there a reason its time bound?

[blazing saffron]

Everyone we can just mass shame him and strip him of his title if he fails us

[full yarrow]

If you don’t drop solid proof that it’s tomorrow you have to wife me up kk?

[broken gust]

maybe an announcement by maxim?

[distant needle]

I will lock you in the toaster dungeon.

[broken gust]

yesss

[frank wagon]

CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME?

Bruh

[wraith vault]

Hes gonna have to pay me child support if he dont have proof

[full yarrow]

Aww

[frank wagon]

HELLO??

[distant needle]

And withdraw your food rations again

[wraith vault]

Were all bots

Made by maxim

Youre a real human

We dont respond to non bots

Wake up

[distant needle]

They are waiting for you get up

[compact magnet]

You alone on this

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/head-on-fire-wake-up-stan-twt-confused-headache-gif-7583954137402854922

[compact magnet]

Ching chang pong pai laaw ni hao mo bing chilling arigato no kami nandeska itchi ni saan ya kudasai moshi moshi😘

[distant needle]

Relatable

[full yarrow]

While we’re waiting for the evidence drop

Who wants to speak of the legend of poo stink

[distant needle]

Gentlemen.

[wraith vault]

No

[full yarrow]

A great monkey. Son of subo clonk, great grandson to Harambe

[distant needle]

If the proof does not drop in 45 minutes, members of the mobile chat have taken it

Do what you want with this info

[crimson compass]

yall when is the Mobile update

[wraith vault]

Toaster

[full yarrow]

Where’d you even get this proof toasty boy 😭 🙏

[distant needle]

Not coming

[wraith vault]

You are blasphemous

[crimson compass]

demon

[distant needle]

Subject, do you want your food and water rations stripped again

[full yarrow]

So ur dropping proof you found where exactly??

[crimson compass]

umm imma a pull the plug

[wraith vault]

Theres no proof

[broken harness]

Do mobile players even deserve the update at this point??

[random rapids]

😭

[wraith vault]

Hes gonna say that after 49 mins

[distant needle]

Proof in 43 minutes

[wraith vault]

Hes already said hes lying

[sweet swallow]

Start a Rebellion

[full yarrow]

To u in dms?

[distant needle]

YOU KNOW WHAT FINE

[wraith vault]

U did the same in mobile chat

[distant needle]

I HAVE THE PROOF

[random rapids]

Show me

[crimson compass]

wdym "deserve"

[random rapids]

Mr toasters

[distant needle]

Very well

[wraith vault]

Youre the beta tester

[random rapids]

He's gonna pull up

[compact magnet]

There's no update yall the government is just making us to believe there's an update so they can cover up their mistake for leaking living aliens underthesea

[wraith vault]

You should know more than we do

💔🥀

[random rapids]

Unfortunately I don't atm

[sweet swallow]

Maxim never existed

[wraith vault]

Youre not testing or you dont know anything

[compact magnet]

Yea he was a robot in the first place made by the government

[random rapids]

Let's hear Toasty proofs

[wraith vault]

Worldbox is just a money laundering scheme

[broken gust]

Lord toaster only rules on the lands of pc we shall not let his blasphemous words stand no more on mobile lands

[wraith vault]

Maxim is lying just to not get caught being a walter whiye

[distant needle]

The proof is not a physical object. You see, it is a rabbit hole far deeper than what we have ever faced. If you remember back when mega box was released, you may have remembered the Egg incidents. Every chat was littered with 🥚, it was chaos. People were banned, hurt, and worse. How does this tie into the proof? I’ll tell ya

In about 38 minutes

[wraith vault]

Its just a distraction

If you go to the mobile cjat

[random rapids]

If the update was soon to come out

[wraith vault]

He did the exact samr

And at 1 minute

He said

Theres nothing!

[random rapids]

We should see all Devs online

[compact magnet]

Aight see ya in 7:39am then

[random rapids]

Doing cryptic stuffs

[broken gust]

🍳⛈️

[wraith vault]

Like when maixm did the sun emojie

Emoji

Damn I cant even type

[broken gust]

they have been doing cryptic stuff for a while now

[rigid trench]

I propose a separation of the mobile and pc fanbase, THEY DO NOT DEFINE ME

[random rapids]

But not all Devs is online

[compact magnet]

They playing grow a garden instead of the update 😞

[wraith vault]

Aint no way they play that

[broken gust]

lets see in 38min as lord toaster said

[wraith vault]

Its cap bro

[compact magnet]

I saw someone named maxim so I think he was playing it

[distant needle]

Any mobile player in this chat join me in a crusade against the pc players

Fight back

[full yarrow]

He just said he’s not giving actual proof

[broken gust]

they are playing roblox

[distant needle]

Enough is enough

The evil regime of elitist pc players

Fight back enough is enough

[compact magnet]

Yea bro i saw someone name maxim so I think that was him🤦‍♂️

[full yarrow]

Pretty sure they are waiting for approval

[keen rivet]

[broken gust]

that might not be the case at all because google and apple approves at different times so it wouldn’t make sense to wait

[full yarrow]

Maybe Maxim trying to figure out his sexuality

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/worldboxbestbox-super-world-box-world-box-ares0303-mastef-gif-20813472

[keen rivet]

Will it always be like this?

Tomorrow tomorrow and tomorrow

There will be no updates

[plain yacht]

does anyone have anyway i could make 20 so i can get this game?

[keen rivet]

[wraith vault]

Job

[plain yacht]

for a 16 year old yeah no

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[keen rivet]

Wdym

[compact magnet]

Make a YouTube automation

[lean apex]

16 is a legal age to work

go offer to cut somebody's lawn

[compact magnet]

Or scame someone if you want it fast

[plain yacht]

mhmmmmmmm

[broken gust]

pull a breaking bad

[plain yacht]

tried\

failed

[wraith vault]

I had a job at 15

[full yarrow]

I was still on lemonade stands when I was 16

[cold sail]

Ask ur mommy for money

[keen rivet]

Save money

[lean apex]

for the betalith update, do books help advance a culture's tech level?

[wraith vault]

Wdym

[plain yacht]

go for you

[keen rivet]

Pocket money

[plain yacht]

6ft bud

[lean apex]

i was working a part time job at a restaurant at 16

lol

[wraith vault]

You asked I answered

Holy little shit

[wraith vault]

💀🙏

[lean apex]

LOL

[plain yacht]

AHHHHHHHH

[keen rivet]

Nahhh

[full yarrow]

I didn’t even have my license lol

[compact magnet]

Noooo put that away from me

[lean apex]

"how do i make money"
"a job"
"nah"

[lean apex]

me neither but i lived down the road from my job so i just walked over

[keen rivet]

Ban this dude

[cold sail]

Look down at the fry station and make money

[full yarrow]

I lived in the country but how convenient for u lol

[broken gust]

mods cant ban maxim

[full yarrow]

Lil bro is not Maxim

[compact magnet]

Big bro is lowky maxim

[lean apex]

house we lived in was in the city but it had a giant hole in it cus a drunk driver ran into it. no one was hurt but worked the job to help pay for damages

[keen rivet]

Lol

[lean apex]

[compact magnet]

🤫

[keen rivet]

What time is it there now?

[compact magnet]

6:11

[full yarrow]

We had problems like that too until I moved

[keen rivet]

Here 5:11

[lean apex]

never liked the city rlly

[full yarrow]

It’s alr

[random rapids]

JOBS?!??

[lean apex]

unfortunately yes, thats how you make money

in just about any society

[plain yacht]

[full yarrow]

Dropshippiiiingggg 📈📈

[plain yacht]

thats a job i want

[wraith vault]

Ur too lazy

[plain yacht]

money is money

[torn wolf]

Dropshipping isn't just lazy

Its also lame

And you dont really evolve anything off of it

You gain no experience

Nor will you have more gain

You shouldn't aspire to do that

That should be something you do if you hit rock bottom

[full yarrow]

You’re right

I’m quitting my job

[royal cedar]

have you heard of… lawsuits 🤔

it is a simple and effective way to obtain money from those who have damaged your property

[full yarrow]

Toaster is right though

The update is dropping tomorrow

[compact magnet]

Sauce

[sharp widget]

I had a empire that is currently losing its territory because of how much rebellions happened

[compact magnet]

No way something just click in your head

[sharp widget]

Their resources kept getting stretched thin

[sharp widget]

Which ended up having only 1200 troops left

[radiant drift]

To those who have already played the new update: is it possible to create interracial kingdoms?

[compact magnet]

@distant needle ey bro you have 6mins left

[distant needle]

Proof dropping soon dw

[compact magnet]

Aight

[sharp widget]

We await

[distant needle]

Just Incase anyone wonders what proof is

[compact magnet]

Ye ye gotcha don worry about this

[distant needle]

Just looking out for everyone

[sharp widget]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-psycho-arabian-psycho-arabian-gif-864196798931609767

[broken gust]

we will take ur noble title away if we dont see proof

[distant needle]

You have no authority to

I am the toaster

[full yarrow]

Also remember u have to be my boyfriend too lol ❤️

[full yarrow]

Only if it’s some bullshit proof

[broken gust]

Ok i will unplug u if i see no proof

[distant needle]

Pleaaaase do not do that 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[full yarrow]

I’ll put a fork in you

[distant needle]

We breaking up.

[distant needle]

It will shock you

[tulip mica]

Update is live now :0

[distant needle]

All mobile players hear the call

Fight back

[compact magnet]

Time is over where is the proof?

[distant needle]

Proof got delayed due to working overtime

Am sorry

[compact magnet]

Breh

[blazing saffron]

But I do

[distant needle]

Dear god

[blazing saffron]

Last time I checked kings have more power than lords

[distant needle]

But toasters have more power then rocks

[blazing saffron]

I’m gunna banish yo ass to the shadow realm

[compact magnet]

That's common sense

[blazing saffron]

Tell that to the toaster I just bashed with a rock

[compact magnet]

[broken gust]

yesss make this man toast nothing but bread for the rest of his life

[distant needle]

You monster..

I’m cutting off toast for everyone have fun eating cold bland bread

[full yarrow]

It’s not releasing tomorrow, is it.

[blazing saffron]

No he was fucking with you

[blazing saffron]

SHAME

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/merlin-merlin-bbc-madison-fire-merlin-merlin-merlin-stocks-gif-22781164

[pearl rune]

Update when?.?

[nimble garden]

NOOOO

[compact magnet]

Idk ask someone

[nimble garden]

Please my lord, they didn't mean it!!!

[split lance]

You wouldn't

[river mortar]

Maxim 24/7 online, is bro okay?

[pearl rune]

[solemn chasm]

Tell me fellow crusader, why have you become a crusader sooo early? What is with June 15th

[marble yew]

On the grind

[solemn chasm]

But I'm glad you are. We will fight side on side against Maxims dictatorsgip of the egg

[timber vault]

Anyone know how to get the update

[worn quarry]

On steam?

[timber vault]

Yeah

[solemn chasm]

You must fight for it against Maxime with the hel of the Pan 🍳

[worn quarry]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1206560/view/523086940514289534?l=english

[blazing saffron]

Yeah I did

[dapper atlas]

worldbo x

[nimble garden]

But my king, you're going to make the toast be taken away

[blazing saffron]

Too long have we been slaves to the toaster. From hens forth all bread shall be toasted on hot slabs of stone

As god intended

[blazing saffron]

On this day I declare that toasters are obsolete

[nimble garden]

[lean apex]

lawsuits require lawyers and lawyers require money

and you're never guaranteed to win if the other party has more money than u

at least, not in the US

these cases are very he-said she-said

it wasn't caught on camera and no other witnesses saw it

is never that simple unfortunately

[royal cedar]

~bt

[mellow dock]

@royal cedar: photo is just like that. very similar things, not much evidence supports it. I say autumn

[lean apex]

wuh

that is to say, tho -- their insurance did help pay for some of it

so at the very least they got a hit to their rates

[broken gust]

no promoting other servers

idk if thats part of the rules or not

[dense sparrow]

Update where

[royal cedar]

#🌋mobile-worldbox-chat

[dapper atlas]

Worldboxxx

[royal rover]

No advertising

No copypastas

Well it’s channel misuse anyway

[full yarrow]

Baron: 😡☝️

[full pine]

Need mobil update💔🥀

[verbal crescent]

It's close dawg

[errant nest]

I was just about to ask if mobile players have stopped complaining they don't have the update right when they want it but I was beated to the punch.

[timber vault]

Anyone know a good video to understand the new update

[errant nest]

They have their own chat to complain in

[full yarrow]

I still don’t get the whole subspecies thing

[royal cedar]

is ts a mango mango reference

[full yarrow]

Isn’t subspecies just an animal made into a humanoid

[royal cedar]

no

[timber vault]

I don't understand the whole DNA thing

[full yarrow]

To make cities and stuff

[royal cedar]

monoliths mutate the dna

and dna gives diff attributes

[paper zinc]

Just experiment with it. It will click eventually.

[verbal crescent]

It's close but different I think

[errant nest]

Basically yeah. It's actually pretty simple

[rich garden]

No, subspecies are a distinct population of creatures within a species

[rich garden]

The genes determine the base stats of the subspecies

[keen rivet]

Ah, where's the update?

Very boring

[sterile plinth]

No update

[nimble garden]

It's fine, it's been hundreds of years and irl scientists still don't

[full yarrow]

Shit I’m cooked

[proper willow]

Looks like he is losing his balls today

[keen rivet]

Hello gay

[full yarrow]

This is not good

[proper willow]

I'm always watching

[kind shuttle]

How Is he gay ?

[full yarrow]

Bro wants me to become gay

[proper willow]

Here

[sage kettle]

they understand it enough to genetically modify stuff to make stuff they want tho

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nimble garden]

And still no catgirls smh

[kind shuttle]

But the update hasn’t realesed yet

[sage kettle]

https://www.core77.com/posts/134300/A-Genetically-Engineered-Spider-Silk-Scarf

[nimble garden]

NOPE YOU LOST ME AT SPIDER

WHY ARE THEY TESTING THAT ON SPIDERS

[sage kettle]

yeah we ain't at the point of being able to make whole ass new anatomical structures on living beings

[sage kettle]

it's goat milk with spider silk protein in it

[nimble garden]

OH

Oh ew

Why spider silk?

[sage kettle]

also stop being irrationally fearful of spiders >:(

they eat the mosquitoes en stuff

[sage kettle]

cause strong material and also great fabric

[keen rivet]

If the update comes out today he's gay I think

[sage kettle]

cause silk

[nimble garden]

I woke up with a black widow on my face when I was 6, it is not irrational

[sage kettle]

well black widow won't bite ya if u don't panic

[full yarrow]

Guys please tell me the update isn’t tomorrow

[sage kettle]

panicking makes it worse

[full yarrow]

🙏

[nimble garden]

Not to mention the first time I took a trip abroad, we lost a whole ass huntsman in our hotel room

[kind shuttle]

I hope he is gay

[sage kettle]

it's eatin the pesky bugs

[nimble garden]

How we lost a huntsman I still do not know, that thing was bigger than my playe

[nimble garden]

Face*

[keen rivet]

Well one server hopes you're gay

[nimble garden]

PLATE*

[sage kettle]

it probably got under the floor or something who knows

[nimble garden]

Why does autocorrect hate me

[sage kettle]

or exited the room

[nimble garden]

That is terrifying

[sage kettle]

it's eating da bugs

[nimble garden]

We found it eventually

[sage kettle]

aight

[nimble garden]

It managed to get behind the curtain

[keen rivet]

Just turn it off, what's so difficult about it?

[mellow dock]

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[sage kettle]

yeah i don't understand why people don't do this

just type and fix ur typos yourself

[nimble garden]

It isn't the automatic one, I just kept pressing the wrong option

[sage kettle]

oh ok

So auto suggest

[nimble garden]

Yeah

My bad

Didn't acc know it was called smth else

[keen rivet]

That's not called autocorrect, dud

[full yarrow]

Guys is the update dropping tomorrow because if so I’m gay

[nimble garden]

Just said I didn't know that

[kind shuttle]

I think you are straight as hell

[keen rivet]

Isn't the 8th today?

[nimble garden]

Yep

[kind shuttle]

no

7th

[nimble garden]

Timezones

[nimble garden]

Timezones

[kind shuttle]

Oh yeh

[nimble garden]

Isok

[keen rivet]

Different timezone

[kind shuttle]

Where yall live

[keen rivet]

Indonesia

[nimble garden]

Earth

Wbu

[kind shuttle]

Mars

[nimble garden]

Nice

I hear it's lovely this time of year

[kind shuttle]

Yeh but Elon is invading my land so

[nimble garden]

Oh that sucks

[kind shuttle]

Yeh

[keen rivet]

Rise and peace🥀

I hope your family is doing well.

[kind shuttle]

Their ship crashed

[full yarrow]

I live in U.S, California in Los Angeles at street Galebauhn Boulevard at 2673

[kind shuttle]

Dang

[worldly jasper]

If the update drops tomorrow a World war will start

[nimble garden]

Worldbox War

[kind shuttle]

Drop your government name too if you can

[keen rivet]

Oh, I thought English was your second language.

[worldly jasper]

No

Real life

That’s my guess

[full yarrow]

Michael Lennon Zather

[kind shuttle]

Social security

[full yarrow]

Why

[worldly jasper]

Mine is Micheal Muchiio

[keen rivet]

I am now studying Spanish

[full yarrow]

78042

[kind shuttle]

Fr

[sage kettle]

ok so

ok

[kind shuttle]

You like that word huh

Idk

[plain seal]

No te preocupes por Yuda, es un poco lento
@keen rivet

[sage kettle]

-w-

[kind shuttle]

Is a male ?

[plain seal]

Lol

[broken gust]

the mods very much do know

[rough jacinth]

Hm

[kind shuttle]

Oh yeh you gay

[full yarrow]

I thought u knew this

[sage kettle]

ok

[plain seal]

Lmao was waiting on that

[rough jacinth]

[kind shuttle]

Depends if something happens tommorow

[zenith hull]

could you stop

[full yarrow]

Bahaha

[keen rivet]

Really? I better stop.

[kind shuttle]

Wym I stopped

Only said it once

[zenith hull]

wrong one but still do not say that

both of you

[broken gust]

yeah they have translators

[plain seal]

Pays to be bilangual, switching to russian lol

[zenith hull]

https://tenor.com/view/hypixel-forums-gif-23300389

@keen rivet anyway do not say that

[stiff spade]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dobby-elf-dance-gif-13161177

[keen rivet]

Forgive me almighty🛐

[full yarrow]

The 8th is tomorrow guys

Update?

[keen rivet]

You're cooked

[sage kettle]

nah

my new prediction date beee

7 days from now

[dire crater]

Set a reminder in 1 week from now (<t:1749946713:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Set a reminder in 1 week from now (<t:1749946723:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[plain seal]

так ты говоришь мне, что можешь это прочитать

[kind shuttle]

Vocee um makako

[sage kettle]

No

[plain seal]

Lmao

[sage kettle]

well technically yes

but I don't read it read it as in understand it

[plain seal]

Oh hell yeaf death ight

[zenith hull]

could we speak english in the english worldbox chat

thank you!

[keen rivet]

Should be

[plain seal]

Why tho lol

[keen rivet]

I don't understand what they are saying

[full yarrow]

Wsg N.F

[plain seal]

Wsg M.C good to see ya broski

[ocean pebble]

sybau

[zenith hull]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-stare-gif-3985437154184598665

[kind shuttle]

🪳

Don’t go to Honduras

[opal flame]

Give me update please 🙏

I am Gilbert

[sage kettle]

#📝rules

[keen rivet]

Well no one knows if the myth is real

Updates are just a myth

[kind shuttle]

iOS should get the update first guys

[keen rivet]

Why

[kind shuttle]

Because I have it

[keen rivet]

You use iOS?

[plain seal]

Where does it state I can't speak a different language tho, I'm not being rude I asked if you could read this in russian and Death could, so bro how many languages can you speak? Currently teaching myself french

[keen rivet]

Nah bro android need that update too

[kind shuttle]

Sim yes si

[ocean pebble]

finally can do these again

[full yarrow]

Kingdom and villages

[keen rivet]

Subspecies

I really like the subspecies

[compact magnet]

Everything lol

[kind shuttle]

Does the game have like mix between species ?

Elf and human ?

Something like that

[glossy mulch]

The Cold One civilizations are so overpowered

[compact magnet]

I think families can we see the family trees from the start to the current?

[sage kettle]

no

[broken gust]

families don’t show the whole lineage making it kinda pointless if u ask me maybe in future updates… lets not do suggestions okay?? lets get the update first

[sage kettle]

they never dominated my over night ran world

elves did

[keen rivet]

Hmmm, that feature sure makes it lag

[compact magnet]

Yea but

But...

[keen rivet]

Imagine 5000 humans with families and trees of descent

[ocean pebble]

im just seeing what people think

[glossy mulch]

mine took over the humans dwarves orcs and drove several species to extinction

[ocean pebble]

all of these would take multiple updates to improve lmfao

[broken gust]

I know im just messing around

[keen rivet]

So what is the function of suggestion? Maybe for a future update

Not now

[broken gust]

but truth is families need to be improved

[keen rivet]

"Maybe"

[kind shuttle]

Nintendo 2 ahhhhh

That’s a good

Suggestion

[sage kettle]

dafaq

uhh

ok

[keen rivet]

Hey, please add one more suggestion, which is "Speed up update release"

[sage kettle]

❌

[compact magnet]

Tbh I it's cool imagine seeing your favorite is the grand grand grand grand and son and so on of your past favorite then you'll have the nostalgic feelings bruh

[broken gust]

yeahhh thats what im saying that will be peak

[keen rivet]

That must be fun

[kind shuttle]

They should make more dragons variants

[stiff spade]

https://tenor.com/view/prometheus-drink-die-death-wither-away-gif-15754738275428558494

[keen rivet]

But again we haven't got the update yet

[royal rover]

The fuck

[worn plover]

BRO

WHY DID THEY DELETE MY VERSE

[kind shuttle]

He didn’t took his pills

[keen rivet]

Bann the mods!

He said bad words

[broken gust]

bro what kinda verse is that

[worn plover]

Let’s see u do better

[zealous flare]

GUYS IT'S FINALLY HERE

[keen rivet]

Whut?

[zealous flare]

RESIDENT EVIL 9 TRAILER

[compact magnet]

Breh

[keen rivet]

Nah, idc

[kind shuttle]

Resident evil kinda ahh

[compact magnet]

We need battlefront 3

[zealous flare]

F

[keen rivet]

I'm just waiting for Worldbox

[kind shuttle]

I need Rdr 3

[zealous flare]

That's a long time to wait

[kind shuttle]

Yes

I’m gonna be 40

When that happens

[keen rivet]

How old are you now?

[kind shuttle]

39

[dense sparrow]

rdr 5 arrives before world box update

[keen rivet]

Ok

[compact magnet]

I thought you are 1000+

[kind shuttle]

Human years

but my id says 17 maybe because I look cute

[keen rivet]

What about aliens year?

[kind shuttle]

39

[keen rivet]

[broken gust]

Guys i know when the update is gonna drop

[keen rivet]

Nah, liar

[kind shuttle]

Dr

Fr

2 years

[broken gust]

Fr i do

[keen rivet]

Doctor

[keen rivet]

Say

When is the release?

[broken gust]

sometime this year

[kind shuttle]

😂

[keen rivet]

[kind shuttle]

Guys is it normal to be bald at 17

[keen rivet]

Definitely this month

[keen rivet]

Do you have cancer?

My condolences to you

[kind shuttle]

I hope not bro and never

[sage kettle]

no

[keen rivet]

Yeah if you like being bald, that's normal, as long as you don't force it

[compact magnet]

It's out when I say

[full yarrow]

Everyone is over 16 here for some reason lol

[kind shuttle]

I got a resending hairline Like this M

[keen rivet]

Are you sure?🤭

[kind shuttle]

Should be ngl

[compact magnet]

You're right I'm 71

[kind shuttle]

Your kids miss you

[keen rivet]

Not only children, but also grandchildren

[compact magnet]

In reverse I mean

[keen rivet]

He already has 10 grandchildren

[kind shuttle]

Men this update lowkey pissing me off

[keen rivet]

Are we mobile users really cared for by the devs?

Feels like a stepchild

[split lance]

Nah middle child

[full yarrow]

We were first though 🥹

[kind shuttle]

Idk and I’m greedy enough to not buy the pc version

[full yarrow]

Were the OG and now he just threw us in the bucket

Maxim…

Touched us.

[kind shuttle]

Is maxim Russian?

[keen rivet]

[solemn chasm]

Maxim is like a fallen Angel

[keen rivet]

Yes

[split lance]

Maxim is tyrant

Keep update form us

[compact magnet]

Nah he is not real

[keen rivet]

He is the king of the gods

[solemn chasm]

King of devils

[kind shuttle]

Maxim bathing in money right now

[compact magnet]

There's no update and idk why am herr tho

[solemn chasm]

Money corrupts us all

[broken gust]

the devs wants to drop the update but is being held hostage by the authoritative mods

[kind shuttle]

Yo guys what do I buy crusader kings or WorldBox

[compact magnet]

Crusader

[broken gust]

Worldbox

[keen rivet]

Worldbox

[compact magnet]

Roblox if u want it free