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[tidal pond]

🥚 is hatching!!!!

🐣🐣🐣

[full yarrow]

THE CRUSADE IS A FALSE PROJECT AND THE PANACULT IS A POINTLESS MATTER

[somber belfry]

Help us overthrow maxim! My lord!

[steady karma]

THE EGG SHALL HATCH

[tidal pond]

All hail Maxim! All hail 🥚!

[somber belfry]

BLASPHEMY

[hallow shuttle]

Imagine if he will refuse

[compact gust]

YOUR STUCK IN 2023 BROKEN BY THE LIES WAKE UP BROTHER AND JOIN PANACULIT

[tidal pond]

Today is the day we will see the updateA

[somber belfry]

HE'S A FALSE GOD ONLY MASTEF SHALL GIVE US THE UPDATE

[bleak marten]

Everyone shall kneel by the Empire!

[steady karma]

🥚

[somber belfry]

(ye imagine lol the joke would be ruined)

[compact gust]

FALL TO THE FALSE GOD

[somber belfry]

Yes!

[slender plank]

why is there a beginnings of a cult happening

[wide juniper]

I can feel it in my veins

[minor flume]

🚿

[outer oar]

bro almost my whole population got immune trait somehow, there was literally a zombie outbreak on the main continent/island literally zero towns except the small island outside, when i came back the whole island was fully populated with 0 zombies and somehow like 80% of them got immune

[somber belfry]

Egg and cheese vs pan

[wide juniper]

It's NEAR!

[tidal pond]

Maxim will give us the update! Behold 🥚 💥

[full yarrow]

MAXIM’S GRACE LEADS THE WAY, FOLLOWED BY THE HERALD, THE 🥚

[slender plank]

ok

[outer oar]

is this evolve

[somber belfry]

NO!

[compact gust]

PANINI DI PINILI!! HAIL TO THE PAN

[full yarrow]

THE 🥚 IS HATCHING

[tidal pond]

Maxim is with us brothers!!!

Hold strong!!!

[hallow shuttle]

Maxim will lead to the light of prosperity! Join the egg side today!!!

[minor flume]

🥹

[wide juniper]

Is this DA TIME?!

[tidal pond]

Have faith in the 🥚!

[steady karma]

You shall see when we gain the power of Maxim's forbidden knowledge

[slender plank]

im gonna join the floor side

[tidal pond]

The 🥚 is soon to hatch 🐣

[compact gust]

FALL TO THE FALSE SHELL! 💥🥚🍳

[hallow shuttle]

Hoorah,let farm win

[jovial bluff]

HOLY SHIT

[minor flume]

any day now chat

[compact gust]

THE AVOCADO AND CHEESE HASNT REACTED NOTHING WILL HAPPEN LOOSE FAITH!!!

[jovial bluff]

IS IT BEING COOKED OR HATCHED?

[compact gust]

HAIL TO THE PAN OF ORDERS

HAIL TO THE PAN OF TRUTH

[steady karma]

I LEVELED UP WHEN I SAID THIS, THE BOTS TOO KNOW THE EGG SHALL HATCH

[minor flume]

HATCH!

[compact gust]

LIES

[somber belfry]

@tidal pond anyways off character real quick do U think the update will come today I'm actually curious

[wide juniper]

What does boom (💥) even mean?

[full yarrow]

🥚 WILL HATCH

[tidal pond]

I'm actually starting to think so

[wide juniper]

Egg and boom? What?

[full yarrow]

IT MEANS IT’S PREPARING TO HATCH

[compact gust]

THAT IT WILL BRING CHAOS

HAIL PANACULIT

[steady karma]

THE EGG SHALL HATCH

[tidal pond]

Hatched! Turn to 🥚!

[somber belfry]

Hey hey no being mean this is a war not a insult fight

[hallow shuttle]

Hatching!

[slender plank]

🥚 WILL HATCH A NEW AGE

[compact gust]

HAIL PANACULIT TRUTH

[somber belfry]

NO WE WILL COOK THE EGG

[wide juniper]

Ohhhh 🤯

[hallow shuttle]

Ok

[full yarrow]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH

[compact gust]

THE AGE OF CHAOS 🗣️🤯🔥

[minor flume]

that egg will decide our fate.

[somber belfry]

IF IT HATCHES DESTRUCTION WILL FALL ONLY THRU COOKING WE WILL THRIVE

[tidal pond]

Soon to be age of hope

🥚 will deliver us! It has been foretold!!!

[steady karma]

🥚

[compact gust]

THE AGE OF HOPE IS THE CHAOS WITH A MASK

[somber belfry]

Guys off topic real quick and reply to this message seriously tho do U think the update will come and if it does should we continue our religious wars and make it a staple in worldbox

[hallow shuttle]

In ancient frescoes it was predicted that the egg will hatch!

[wide juniper]

We're almost there

[compact gust]

🍳

[tidal pond]

🥚

[somber belfry]

Exactly!

[somber belfry]

False

[compact gust]

🍳🔛🔝

[somber belfry]

Yes to bring destruction it's a means to a end

[compact gust]

THE 🍳🔛🔝

[somber belfry]

Only thru conquest we will get the update

[tidal pond]

Our patience will be rewarded! Followers of 🥚! The update is upon us!

[somber belfry]

YES! exactly brother

[wide juniper]

Buy premium now for those that are playing Worldbox mobile. 😉 #ad

[minor flume]

SPREAD THE WORD

[tidal pond]

🥚

[hallow shuttle]

Update is really soon,I think after it will drop allat thing will loose all its fun so nah,the thing Its fun and good but all good and bad things end,let the new era begin after the egg will HATCH

[wide juniper]

🥚

[somber belfry]

IT'S BECAUSE THANKS TO THE PAN WE FOUGHT AND ARE FACING MAXIM RN IN A SOMEWHAT LOSING BATTLE

[slender plank]

THE AGE OF THE EGG

[compact gust]

LOOSE THE EGG AND COOK IT

[steady karma]

YES THE HATCH OF THE EGG SHALL BE FREEDOM FROM THE RESTRAINTS OF OUR CURRENT KNOWLEDGE

[ionic bone]

uwotm8

[compact gust]

🔛 🍳 🔝

[tidal pond]

Thanks to 🥚

[full yarrow]

THE UPDATE WILL RELEASE TODAY

THE 🥚 HAS SPOKEN

[hallow shuttle]

What??

[somber belfry]

Guys he's saying he's gonna ascend to greater heights of divinity my lord what shall we do to please you

[wide juniper]

Ohhhh I get it now, if you combine the image of 🥚+ 💥 it is equal to 🍳

[slender plank]

THE AVACODO HAS SPOKEN

[jovial bluff]

WHAT ABOUT THE AVOCADO AND CHEESE

[zealous flare]

I will cover you master

[jovial bluff]

TOLD YALL

[somber belfry]

The avocado is the pan and the cheese is dead

[compact gust]

He will conquer and overthrow the fallen tongues!

[hallow shuttle]

Uh thanks I guess

[somber belfry]

ONLY THRU THE CONQUEST OF THE PAN THE UPDATE WILL COME

[compact gust]

🍳 🔛 🔝

[sacred ferry]

🍿

[plain seal]

Who do I talk to ab a refund?

[tidal pond]

🥑 and 🧀 and 🥚 brings forth update!

[hallow shuttle]

THE 🥚 IS

[wide juniper]

Mastef cult? 😳

[steady karma]

Don't listen to the lies of the pan. 🐣is the answer!

[somber belfry]

Fun fact guys the actual founders of each cults!

Egg: @tidal pond
Pan: @somber belfry
Cheese @red copper

[slender plank]

THE EGG MUST HATCH

[somber belfry]

NO IT'LL BRING DESTRUCTION

[wide juniper]

Oh it means they're in the process of stirring the update

[tidal pond]

@verbal valve 🥚 is hatching! 🥚

[compact gust]

Realize Real eyes Rea Lies! 🍳🔛🔝

[plain scarab]

Egg crackling

[somber belfry]

It'll destroy all of us

[slender plank]

HERETIC IT SHALL BRING A NEW AGE

[tidal pond]

We are saved!

[somber belfry]

THANKS TO US PANS AND OUR GREAT CRUSADE WE BROUGHT U THIS UPDATE WHILE Y'ALL WAITED YOU FOOLS

[steady karma]

🥚

[plain scarab]

Cheese Egg Hatching and Avocado

[sacred ferry]

🍱

[tidal pond]

🥚 is hatching 🐣!

[minor flume]

What's cheese cult main goal?

[hallow shuttle]

(Damn I didn't saw the egg emoji at first and thought you wrote something bad)

[compact gust]

THE EGG IS A PROPAGANDA

[somber belfry]

They're a genuine wild card

[plain scarab]

Glory to the Egg 🥚

[compact gust]

THE EGG IS A PROPAGANDA

[tidal pond]

Not pans, it is thanks to 🥚 🥚

[slender plank]

INCORRECT WE HAVE WAITED FOR THE EGG TO BRING NEW HOPES

[wide juniper]

🥚💥🍳

[compact gust]

THE EGG IS A PROPAGANDA

[somber belfry]

False!

[hallow shuttle]

JUST LIKE THE PAN

[tidal pond]

Praise be 🥚

[minor flume]

DISAGREE

[slender plank]

PRAISE BE THE EGG

[compact gust]

THE PAN IS THE TRUTH

[somber belfry]

YOU WAITED WHILE WE CRUSADED YOU ARE LAZY!

[somber belfry]

Exactly!

[full yarrow]

THE 🥚 BRINGS FORRH THE UPDATE TODAY, I TELL YOU

[tidal pond]

🥚 is hatching 🐣 🥚

[slender plank]

I EXPERIMENTED ON THE TINY PEOPLE WHILE I WAITED

THE EGG IS HOLY

[plain scarab]

🍳❌ 🐣✅

[compact gust]

🍳 🔛 🔝

[wide juniper]

TODAY IS THE DAY FOR A LEGEND WILL BE BORN - THE 🐣

[plain seal]

Who do I talk to about a refund lol

[somber belfry]

IT'S A MEANS TO A END ONLY BY MAKING MASTEF A TRUE GOD WE WILL GET THE UPDATE

[tidal pond]

The prophecy is true! 🥚 will hatch 🐣

[jovial bluff]

YOU DONT

[tidal pond]

Trust 🥚

Love 🥚

[hallow shuttle]

(I find its funny how @somber belfry have chicken role but wants the egg to be destroyed and cooked 🍳)

[somber belfry]

Fight for pan if U want a update

[slender plank]

WE MUST LET THE EGG HATCH AND BRING A NEW CREATION

[steady karma]

[somber belfry]

(ye lol)

[wide juniper]

[hallow shuttle]

WTH IS THIS?

Is this a new side in this war?

Peaches cult?

[somber belfry]

FALSE! IT'LL BRING DESTRUCTION DON'T U SEE WE ARE TRYING TO STOP THE FALSE DARK GOD MAXIM FROM HIS DEVIOUS PLANS AND MAKE MASTEF OUR KING SAVE US

[minor flume]

TRAITOR

[plain scarab]

You should go to #🚑help-chat rn egg chaos is a brewing

[robust apex]

Let's go.

[slender plank]

YOU POOR SOUL FOR YOU TO NOT UNDERSTAND IT

[tidal pond]

Through patience and preserverence we will have update! Praise be 🥚! Praise be Maxim!

[wide juniper]

Clap those checks

[somber belfry]

@tidal pond uhhh?

[slender plank]

PRAISE BE

[compact gust]

🧱🧱🧱
🧱🐣🧱 🍳
🧱🔥🧱
🧱🧱🧱

[somber belfry]

Which side are u

[plain seal]

The wait is kinda getting ridiculous tho, already missed the worldbox train on YT fr

[full yarrow]

🥚

[minor flume]

Dark faction

[somber belfry]

Fight for the pan and win

[tidal pond]

Yeah, that's @full yarrow He's the head of the gay sect of the followers of 🥚

[jovial bluff]

EGG CULT REACT HERE

[hallow shuttle]

Do you have Austrian grandpa that lives in Argentina rn?

[somber belfry]

He's a freaky egg guys see what the egg does to u

[compact gust]

REALIZE
🧱🧱🧱
🧱🐣🧱 🍳
🧱🔥🧱
🧱🧱🧱

[full yarrow]

Bro shut up

[compact gust]

REAL ICE 🧱🧱🧱
🧱🐣🧱 🍳
🧱🔥🧱
🧱🧱🧱

[somber belfry]

EGG MAKES U FREAKY LEAVE AND FIGHT FOR THE PAN ONLY BY CONQUEST AND TOTAL VICTORY WE WILL GET THE UPDATE

[wide juniper]

I'm charging my phone rn, HOPING FOR THE UPDATE TO DROP TODAY 🙏

[tidal pond]

You appointed yourself my man

[slender plank]

EGG MAKES ME WANT TO SACRIFICE

[somber belfry]

Fight for the pan

[wide juniper]

Answer our prayers 🥚

[tidal pond]

Lies from pan!

[full yarrow]

I’m the vice president of the true sect buddy

[compact gust]

Fight for the pan

[hallow shuttle]

(It's so funny how people with chicken role wants egg to be cooked)

[plain scarab]

After I use most the other features in the update, I'm a mess with the glyph editor

[somber belfry]

Us pans are only afraid of not getting the update so we crusade to get the update you must join us

[compact gust]

Cook the chick!
🧱🧱🧱
🧱🐣🧱 🍳
🧱🔥🧱
🧱🧱🧱

[tidal pond]

🥚

[somber belfry]

YES!

[wide juniper]

But wait guys

[minor flume]

Y-young master!!!?

[plain scarab]

Let it hatch for new life

[tidal pond]

🥚 will give us update!

[somber belfry]

Cook the chick!
🧱🧱🧱
🧱🐣🧱 🍳
🧱🔥🧱
🧱🧱🧱

[full yarrow]

Yeah that’s right

[wide juniper]

Isn't there always be a countdown?

[zealous flare]

Oh dang wrong peop

[somber belfry]

Bruh

[plain seal]

Yes lol, and theres no countdown.

[slender plank]

ONCE THE EGG HATCHES IT SHALL USHER THE UPDATE AND BRING A NEW AGE OF WONDER

[full yarrow]

The 🥚 is the countdown

[hallow shuttle]

🐣

[somber belfry]

RUIN*

[willow peak]

I already warned you

[full yarrow]

Uh oh

[slender plank]

ive expelled my cultism now

[full yarrow]

😬

Guys this is my end

I’m getting exiled

[tidal pond]

You do got a point

[somber belfry]

IT'LL BRING RUIN CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO STOP MAXIM

[wide juniper]

Bye, see ya to the shadow realm

[full yarrow]

😔

[minor flume]

NOOO YOUNG MASTER

[wide juniper]

He's new tho

[dire crater]

⚠ Warned mikeywikey_m

[somber belfry]

Mastef gave us the power to talk about cults so join the pan cult and be free

[plain scarab]

So you want no update?

[full yarrow]

never mind guys

I just got warned

[somber belfry]

Mastef is the true god!

[wide juniper]

I can't, I was a loyal Pumpkin once

[tidal pond]

Real talk, we might not get the update today, but it is incredibly soon

[willow peak]

20 mods, and there's only me modding 2 chats

[somber belfry]

Maxim is simply the false god only thru conquest we will get the update

[willow peak]

Can you guess why

[compact gust]

Ping em

[wide juniper]

May I?

[full yarrow]

Don’t you know who I am?

[somber belfry]

BRUH

[tidal pond]

🍳 is false

[full yarrow]

I’m the vice president of the true 🥚 sect

[verbal valve]

Hello

[supple garnet]

When do u guys think update will drop

[hallow shuttle]

No wonder,I was in coma for 33 years

[plain seal]

We're not getting the update today lol

[tidal pond]

🥚 is cracking

[minor flume]

BLASPHEMY

[verbal valve]

The voice of the cheese has been summoned

[somber belfry]

You're false! You're not the heralds of worldbox just simply a thorn in it's existence while we fight for the update

[verbal valve]

REALLY?

[willow peak]

Even if you are the son of Trump, I wouldn't have second thoughts on warning

[jovial bluff]

🪺

[steady karma]

Probably not, but the egg shall HATCH

[hallow shuttle]

What if he is Trump?

[full yarrow]

IM THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE TRUE SECT

[tidal pond]

I speak on for 🥚

[willow peak]

Same applies

[plain scarab]

Glory to the Egg Hatching

[jovial bluff]

bro hes part of the hacker group anynomyous

he will hax you

[minor flume]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO OUR YOUNG MASTER?!

[somber belfry]

I speak for the 🍳 and we fight for the glory of the update

[tidal pond]

🥚 🥑 and 🧀 make 🥗 update

[willow peak]

Anyway, kids, stop saying nsfw

[somber belfry]

Impossible

[naive current]

Whaf the fuck is goung on there

[willow peak]

If you're gonna have a clan war, at least make it legal

[tidal pond]

You fight for conquest, nothing more

🥚 will deliver us!

[somber belfry]

The Devs allowed us to make cults about them don't worry

[willow peak]

#🌋worldbox-chat usual

[naive current]

Relatable

[full yarrow]

It is and you need to accept that I take part in a big area in the true sect of the 🥚

[plain scarab]

Daily egg Tomfoolery

[somber belfry]

Fight for the pan

[tidal pond]

🥚

[steady karma]

🥚

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch soon

[dusty solar]

Eg(gay)

[tidal pond]

The update is upon us

Within a week I predict

[full yarrow]

💪🥚🤘

[hallow shuttle]

It's really interesting how it's possible to create chickens civ yet its impossible to create pan civ

[somber belfry]

BTW FOR CONTEXT AND OUT OF CHARACTER IF YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR THE PAN WE'RE LIKE TRYING TO MAKE MASTEF OUR SAVIOUR AND STUFF AND WE'RE THE RADICAL CRUSADERS

[craggy plank]

what's up with this chat and eggs

[verbal valve]

Yes

Thank you

We are one United under salad

[plain scarab]

Glory to the Egg Hatching 🐣

[jovial bluff]

im fighting for it

[hallow shuttle]

Nvm we are just got too exited about update

[full yarrow]

Guys I’m gonna go now. Say goodbye to your vice president of the true sect of the 🥚

[somber belfry]

It's a fight of religion

Maxim - egg god
Mastef - pan god
Nikon - cheese god

[hot grove]

[tidal pond]

It is him! Holy Maxim himself!

[steady karma]

You are, bearer of the egg

[broken gust]

Your never beating the maxim accusations

[minor flume]

KNEEL

[full yarrow]

OUR GOD

MAXIM

TELL US

[broken gust]

WHAT HAVE YALL DONE TO THE EGG

[somber belfry]

NO! HE'S FALSE ONLY FOR MASTEF WE KNEEL

[hallow shuttle]

Will the egg hatch soon?

[somber belfry]

WE'RE GONNA COOK IT

[tidal pond]

@craggy plank your 🥚 m'lord does it hatch?

[full yarrow]

WHEN IS THE UPDATE ARRIVING, WHEN WILL THE HERALD HATCH?

[steady karma]

IT SHALL HATCH

[plain seal]

Hey Maxim, how do I req a refund 🙂

[plain scarab]

Is cracking, ....Hatching

[somber belfry]

No we're cooking it

[verbal valve]

@craggy plank ! Is the update not as a salad as the great Nikon said?

[somber belfry]

COOK THE EGG

[hot grove]

Egg is the best

[somber belfry]

WE MUST COOK THE EGG FOR THE PAN AND MASTEF

[broken gust]

you started a whole religion by putting an egg on your bio

[plain seal]

Yall know dude is trolling right lol

[stone knoll]

Oh god this whole chats cooked

[minor flume]

egg incident

[steady karma]

the egg shall cook you

[stone knoll]

Exactly

[broken gust]

last night i had a dream the update dropped

[somber belfry]

Nah it's called the worldbox religion wars

[somber belfry]

Blasphemy

[tidal pond]

The Great Egg war has summoned god himself

[somber belfry]

He's the false god!

[plain seal]

Yes, yes he is lol

[tidal pond]

Blasphemy!

[hot grove]

Also good morning everyone

[somber belfry]

Only in mastef we trust

[plain seal]

😂

[somber belfry]

Good morning it's night for me tho

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch, it has been foretold!

[full yarrow]

MASTEF IS A FALSER GOD

[somber belfry]

IF IT HATCHES IT WILL BRING DESTRUCTION

[full yarrow]

EVERYONE

[hot grove]

Rest in peace brother

[stone knoll]

Good morning welcome to the chaos over a singular egg

[full yarrow]

SAY GOODBYE TO ME, YOUR VICE PRESIDENT

IM LEAVING FOR NOW

[broken gust]

imagine he just removes the egg

[tidal pond]

It will bring forth the update!

[somber belfry]

NO! HE'S THE TRUE GOD WE SHALL RECLAIM HIS THRONE FROM THE RUINOUS POWERS

[full yarrow]

🥚

[hot grove]

I’m invested

[somber belfry]

ONLY BY COOKING IT IT WILL BRING THE UPDATE

[tidal pond]

🥚

[broken gust]

yall i think the egg is hatching today 🥚 🥚

[tidal pond]

Trust 🥚

Love 🥚

[plain scarab]

Loud Warning ⚠️, glory to the Egg Hatching 🐣

[stone knoll]

Now that would be funny ngl

[plain scarab]

Yess

[plain seal]

Been waiting on this so called update to drop for months now 🥱

[somber belfry]

ANYWAYS FOR CONTEXT FOR THE NEW GUYS

Egg - trying to hatch and preserve the egg

Pan - trying to cook the egg and having a great crusade to cook it

Cheese - unity basically

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch

[somber belfry]

NO! only by cooking it it will give the update

[gilded epoch]

What about Greg?

[jovial bluff]

i will go with avocado everything else sucks

[minor flume]

He's from the dark faction

[gilded epoch]

What does Greg do the all mighty greg

[somber belfry]

Uhh he's watching over ys

[jovial bluff]

i got mee6 level up after saying that

[tidal pond]

Hatching 🥚 brings update!

[gilded epoch]

Makes sense

[broken gust]

whats inside the egg tho? it could just be a chicken

[gilded epoch]

He the reason the update isn't here

[somber belfry]

No! Only thru cooking it will bring it! We must cook

[hallow shuttle]

Imagine if the gg hatched by then not a chicken would show up but uhh idk a turtle or a crab or a crocodile

[broken gust]

maxim prolly has a chicken farm or something

[tidal pond]

🥚 will be hatched! 🐣 it is foretold

[hallow shuttle]

That would be comedy silver
-# not good enough to be claimed as comedy gold

[warm sorrel]

pls update tomorrow we are very enthusiastic about this update we have been waiting for 2 years

[stone knoll]

Why are people like this dude it’s probably a hint for a future update just like the monolith that used to be in his status was

[tidal pond]

🥚

[broken gust]

🥚 🥚 🥚

[hallow shuttle]

Praise the egg

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/hatch-wake-up-im-awake-born-baby-gif-16077632

[plain scarab]

🥚🥚🐣

[tidal pond]

Praise the 🥚

[hallow shuttle]

I think its very much possible that next he will show crab in his bio

[haughty folio]

You don't know what happened on 13th March 2023

[tidal pond]

Maxims 🥚 will hatch and the world... box will be anew!

[proper willow]

Egg?

[minor flume]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-egg-mastef-maxim-hugo-gif-27683747

[hallow shuttle]

What happened?

[proper willow]

🍳

Egg

🥚

[plain scarab]

No I don't, tell us about it :)

[broken gust]

i know exactly what happened and i think history is about to repeat itself

[haughty folio]

Egg spam for days, I banned 50+ egg spammers

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-dog-traumatized-gif-10801559770686219962

[vocal harbor]

Como fazer a conquista Rei dos reis ?

[plain scarab]

Wow, for which update?

[proper willow]

We shall get eggs

[stone knoll]

Oh god not the part two

[haughty folio]

The everything box update

I think

[minor flume]

So this egg was that powerful?

[mellow dock]

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🥚

[plain seal]

Maybe drop the update as promised and your customers that paid for premium with updates included wouldn't be doing this, a promise was made and so far that promise has not been upheld

[tidal pond]

🥚

[stone knoll]

Dude it will be with time dude its called patience

[minor flume]

okay.... EGG

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-454857235539207420

[somber belfry]

Only the pan shall crusade on for the update

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch 🐣

[river mortar]

The egg will explode

[gilded epoch]

I would rather him take his time so the update is good and not all buggy for mobile, the wait will be worth it

[somber belfry]

False!

[haughty folio]

Egg will eggsplode?

[tidal pond]

Patience followers! Patience!

[proper willow]

I don't want an update I just wanna know the situation wtf is happening

[stone knoll]

Real

[tidal pond]

🥚 > 🍳

[somber belfry]

We shall cook the egg

[tidal pond]

We are currently in the Great Egg war

[somber belfry]

We will cook it

[broken gust]

eggsplosion 🥚

[plain seal]

Yall are even dumber than I thought lol, only way it's gonna drop is if yall actually band together. Until then dudes gonna keep trolling and yall are gonna be doing this for weeks to come

[tidal pond]

Trust 🥚

[somber belfry]

The cult wars of worldbox

[proper willow]

Who's winning

[amber bone]

How long until the update on mobile?

[tidal pond]

Love 🥚

[somber belfry]

It's a delusion

[plain scarab]

My entire eggshell, pinhead! 💥

[tidal pond]

🥚

[valid holly]

Kroko

[wide juniper]

Our lord and savior 2.0 has come 🫴

[somber belfry]

Fight for pan and get the update

[tidal pond]

Tis bout to hatch 🐣

[stone knoll]

Honestly that would still probably happen anyways

[tidal pond]

More 🥚 followers too

[somber belfry]

Anyways out of character but I think the update will come in a few days but not today

[tidal pond]

Same

[plain seal]

@stone knoll right 😂

[river mortar]

2023 update Flashbacks, and Im all for it! 🥚

[broken gust]

it prolly might hatch today

[proper willow]

I give it 2 weeks prolly

[hallow shuttle]

The pray for the egg lord was so powefull it summoned Maxim

[proper willow]

If not two weeks next year

[tidal pond]

Praise be Maxim and his holy 🥚

[proper willow]

🥚

[somber belfry]

I genuinely hope so but we'll still continue these cult wars we want to make it a thing for the next update

[plain scarab]

What editors are you guys excited about

[wide juniper]

I'm part of an 🥚 cult now 😁

[somber belfry]

Fight for the pan and crusade on!

[broken gust]

subspecies and genes

[tidal pond]

🥚

[somber belfry]

No! Join the pan

[plain seal]

Yeah fs, even if they come in and threaten just band together and keep going. How they gonna kick the people that WANT the update 😂

[proper willow]

To be able to make a your mom joke to little Timmy in world box

[tidal pond]

The followers of the 🥚 are strong!

🥚

We are many!

[somber belfry]

Strong yet so delusional

[proper willow]

And then make little Timmy an orphan

[stone knoll]

Man yall trippin with this egg stuff its a egg its a inanimate object

[broken gust]

urm mods, they are starting a cut again split their atoms immediately

[tidal pond]

With patience and love we will be delivered the update!

[somber belfry]

We the pans are quality over quantity

[wide juniper]

I see no religion, just 🥚

[plain scarab]

fascinating

[minor flume]

🥚

[stone knoll]

Exactly

[tidal pond]

🥚

[somber belfry]

We're just having fun

[somber belfry]

The egg is false only thru the pan we will win

[proper willow]

Egg

🥚

[tidal pond]

Praise the 🥚!

[proper willow]

Eggcelent

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-the-burrow-otter-nymph-otter-house-novel-mymphs-gif-1376239042368996988

[hallow shuttle]

It's very interesting how chickens can be spawned and become civilized with the power of Monolith.
Yet the pan.
It doesn't exist in the game

[plain seal]

The egg has fallen, we must unite

[tidal pond]

Eggtastic

[broken gust]

guys i just told maxim to delay the update

[stone knoll]

What pan are you talking about all i see is a egg and avocado and a piece of cheese

[minor flume]

FAX

[haughty folio]

evil

[proper willow]

Eggtomaniac

[plain scarab]

Eggstatic

[tidal pond]

Eggriffic

[proper willow]

Eggvil

[hallow shuttle]

You are a shame to the all sides of this clan war

[wide juniper]

No, 🥚 is the beginning before the 🐣🐔

[plain seal]

Im bout to eggsplode fr

[plain scarab]

Eggscape

[somber belfry]

We must cook the egg!

[proper willow]

Eggrogious

[stone knoll]

Ok then do it so this can be over

[tidal pond]

Eggsational

🥚

[proper willow]

Eggonomy

[tidal pond]

🥚

[warm sorrel]

🥚 💥

[hallow shuttle]

-# (filter doesn't let me write my thing)

[tidal pond]

Eggtastical

[plain seal]

We can not cool an egg that has not yet dropped- einstein or some sh*t

[wide juniper]

This update will be Greggorius!

[tidal pond]

🥚💥🐣

[somber belfry]

We must cook the egg!

[plain scarab]

Eggcell!

[proper willow]

Eggle

[tidal pond]

🥚 will bring update!

Trust

🥚

[sharp crown]

have there been any updates on releases?

[hallow shuttle]

What if it's a crab or a turtle egg

[somber belfry]

It'll destroy the update

[tidal pond]

Yes

[split hamlet]

This is quite insane

[hallow shuttle]

Beta on steam

[plain scarab]

No, glory to the Egg Hatching

[tidal pond]

🥚 is hatching 🐣

[somber belfry]

Hey we are coping

[proper willow]

EGGSANE

[wide juniper]

Mastef is offline 😢

[stone knoll]

No just a war over an egg that i have no part in

[minor flume]

No, just eggs

[tidal pond]

Eggsane in the eggbrain

[somber belfry]

He's helping us crusade and win the update

[sharp crown]

ah, I see

[hallow shuttle]

Looks like the pan god has retreated!
-# don't ban me I'm just joking

[tidal pond]

🥚

[sharp crown]

so the community has returned to schizophrenia as it was before?

[proper willow]

eGgpLoSsiON

[tidal pond]

Blessed be the holy 🥚

In the name of Maxim we shall pray

[stone knoll]

Pretty much

[somber belfry]

@red copper as the cheese god rate our crazyness 1-10 10 being we are far gone

[minor flume]

https://tenor.com/view/jinny-eggsplosion-gif-20424570

[tidal pond]

The update is close at hand

[proper willow]

EGGGED

[tidal pond]

Patience and love 🥚 commands

[somber belfry]

We will cook the egg and make the update come true

[hallow shuttle]

Yet the Maxim is still online!

[somber belfry]

No! Thru conquest and victory we will get the update

[proper willow]

EGGPLOSION

EGGPLANT

[wide juniper]

Guys, are we just here just to suffer? No update? No hope? Only despair? 😭

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch 🐣 it is foretold

[minor flume]

and egg

[proper willow]

EGGPAIR

[somber belfry]

We are fighting the forces of the false gods with mastef he's not absent but fighting as a true god

[hallow shuttle]

Conquest? More like a pumpquest

[proper willow]

EGGDATE

[river mortar]

The chicken wont survive 🥚🔥

[tidal pond]

🥚 is powerful

[somber belfry]

💀

[tidal pond]

Tis Maxims 🥚

[stone knoll]

Watch the egg mean nothing and its just some inside joke we are not a part of

[wide juniper]

What a spoiler!

[proper willow]

EGGVINCIBLE

[somber belfry]

Being powerful doesn't make U right!

[minor flume]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-egg-mastef-maxim-hugo-gif-27683747

[somber belfry]

We are here to fight U and maxim to get our update!

[proper willow]

EGGNIMANN WHERE IS EGGNIMANN

[plain scarab]

Eggquest

[tidal pond]

Conquest is wrong

🥚

[somber belfry]

Only thru total victory we will win!

[plain seal]

How long has the egg been on his bio?

[hallow shuttle]

Update man where is he? Ngahh

[somber belfry]

6 days?

[plain seal]

6 days? 😂

[tidal pond]

Through patience and love 🥚 will hatch

Trust 🥚

🥚 brings update

[wide juniper]

Ohhh so it's the seventh day huh

[proper willow]

To be eggtinued

[stone knoll]

Weeks i believe people are just noticing it now

[river mortar]

We are all talking about different types off eggs, do I like it? Maybe?🥚📐🔥

[tidal pond]

🥚

[proper willow]

No it's been here for almost 7 days now

[plain seal]

Man so it really is just him trolling to keep yall interested lol

[river mortar]

Im so eggcited

[plain seal]

😂😂

[stone knoll]

Honestly that could be it idk

[wide juniper]

The seventh day is prophesize to be DA DAY! that God is finish doing his creation 🙏

[tidal pond]

Trust in the 🥚 non beliver

[warm sorrel]

The egg is broken

[tidal pond]

Tis hatching

[proper willow]

When you've been starved for 2 years naturally you believe in anything and start hallucinating

[zealous flare]

Guys look at maxim bioo!

EGG!!!

[stone knoll]

That is true

[plain scarab]

Eggs are hallucin--

[zealous flare]

🥚

[proper willow]

STOP DO NOT INSULT THE EGG

[wide juniper]

🥚

[river mortar]

🥚📐

[proper willow]

Or else ur house shall be egged

[hallow shuttle]

Yeah we noticed it like an hour+ ago

[wide juniper]

Eggsplosion! 🥚 💥

[river mortar]

you guys thing the 📐 have 🥚🥚?

[plain scarab]

Eggs are absolutely EGGCELLENT 🥚🥚🥚

[zealous flare]

I want to be the first eggventor

[hallow shuttle]

Triangle doesn't have any eggs or bolls either only angles

[stone knoll]

What are bolls

[river mortar]

📐🥚 = no?

[river mortar]

🏓

[plain scarab]

B_ll can have any vowel placed as the second letter to make a word

[hallow shuttle]

🥚

[pallid horizon]

[hallow shuttle]

Ze egg is hatching yet the pan coalition denies it

[minor flume]

eggmonetize

[hallow shuttle]

I bet they will do everything to create chaos,maybe even try to force the egg to not hatch by ducttaping it

[plain scarab]

This reminds me of the Medic TF2

[river mortar]

continue to sacrifice elves with big eggs guys🥚

[hallow shuttle]

Why chat suddenly got so quiet? Did the mods forced both to calm down?😭

[quiet umbra]

yes its a dictatorship

[verbal valve]

🧀

[brazen carbon]

whats with the eggs

💔

[plain scarab]

Probably ||NOT, ... Glory to the Egg Hatching 🐣||

[plain scarab]

Maxim status message 🥚

[verbal valve]

Glory to Nikons word! Glory to the salad!

[brazen carbon]

oh

[hallow shuttle]

Where is the anarchy side that will choose the Hugo with his brush

[raven apex]

Update

[somber belfry]

The egg is false

[river mortar]

And you're probably an elf

[somber belfry]

Only thru the pan and cooking of the egg we win

[plain scarab]

Sacrifice him we must! Like the other 498 elves

[somber belfry]

Hey hey now that's not part of the joke

We need to keep it family friendly

[river mortar]

Sorry, but you have shown yourself to be the enemy of our religion

[somber belfry]

We don't wanna get muted now

[somber belfry]

The egg is false

The pan shall cook the egg

[full quiver]

BLASPHEMY

[plain scarab]

You'll be the last one to be sacrificed, the 498th is @raven apex

[whole lance]

it would be so peak if someone made a map like this but at the same time a direct conversion would be like 70x70

[somber belfry]

By hatching the egg it'll bring destruction only thru the conquest of the pans we will overthrow maxim and get mastef to his throne

[somber belfry]

Looks good

[whole lance]

i didnt make it just saying it'd make a really good map

lol

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch 🐣 and then we will receive the update

Glory to the 🥚

[plain scarab]

But Maxim is the one providing us the update, with Mastef and Nikon🐣

[tidal pond]

Glory to Maxim

[somber belfry]

Mastef will lead us to victory join the side of the pan and crusade with us thru the box

[tidal pond]

Trust the 🥚 will deliver us from 0.22

[somber belfry]

@tidal pond a few hours ago they weren't allowing us to talk about religion now the mods are just ignoring us now lol

[tidal pond]

0.50 is on the horizon

[marble fractal]

This isn't ending any time soon is it?

[tidal pond]

Right lol. Cause we got the attention of the devs

[somber belfry]

We're planning to make it a thing for next update we want to add a bit more spice and coping mechanism

[tidal pond]

The night of silence will not happen again

We cannot be silenced!

[somber belfry]

Yes! We may have enemy cults but we have the same mind for the update

[tidal pond]

We will praise the 🥚!

[somber belfry]

Anyways for the pan we must cook the egg

[hallow shuttle]

They've given up,I think that they are questioning themselves if they should join and pick the side

[left token]

Anyone know when Worldbox update?

[somber belfry]

It's crazy just how two guys with determination made all of us these

[tidal pond]

Soon

[hallow shuttle]

Soon

[somber belfry]

Join the side of the pan and help us get the update

[tidal pond]

Join the followers of the 🥚

[somber belfry]

They're the false heralds of the box!

[tidal pond]

Together we will wait with patience and love for the 🥚 to hatch

[somber belfry]

.

[hallow shuttle]

This month or even week probably just don't bother devs,don't ping them while they are working

[somber belfry]

No! Thru conquest and winnings we will get the update

[tidal pond]

The followers of pan just want conquest!

[somber belfry]

No! We want to bring the update thru conquest

We follow our god of war mastef

[tidal pond]

Through conquest the update will be destroyed

[hallow shuttle]

-# holding myself to not put invincible brainrot here

[tidal pond]

Through 🥚 the update will hatch 🐣

Trust 🥚

[somber belfry]

Thru Cooking the egg we will get the update

[tidal pond]

Love 🥚

[tidal pond]

Cooking the 🥚 cooks the update!

[somber belfry]

Hatching the egg is a means to an end

[somber belfry]

We will cook the update and make it better!

[tidal pond]

Cooking 🥚 means end

[somber belfry]

No!

[raven apex]

[tidal pond]

You will fry the update. It needs to be 🥗

[somber belfry]

You're wrong you follow the false god maxim

[full yarrow]

Your vice president is back

[somber belfry]

Help us fight the eggs

[tidal pond]

🥚

[full yarrow]

🥚

[somber belfry]

FOR THE PAN WE FIGHT!

[warm sorrel]

are you maxim second account

[full yarrow]

🐣

[somber belfry]

Through conquest we get the update

[tidal pond]

Maxim will bring forth the update. It has been foretold

[tidal pond]

No, that's Maximus

[uncut musk]

[somber belfry]

No! He will bring destruction only through helping mastef we will get the update

[full yarrow]

The 🥚 is the herald

[somber belfry]

Help us join the crusade as a pan and fight the eggs

[somber belfry]

They're a false impression

[tidal pond]

Through praising the 🥚 will you receive the blessing of the update

🥚 will hatch 🐣 trust 🥚 love 🥚

[somber belfry]

No you won't receive it if U bless the egg it'll only bring destruction

[warm sorrel]

[full yarrow]

🥚

[somber belfry]

NO! ONLY THROUGH TOTAL VICTORY AND CONQUEST WE WILL GET THE UPDATE ON FORTH THRU OUR CRUSADE

[hallow shuttle]

Egg is not and end but a beginning of a new era!
The unhacthed egg era ends and then something new,something bigger borns and rises its wings or whatever will be born from that egg

[raven apex]

I'm already tired of waiting for the mobile update.

[tidal pond]

Conquest leads to destruction! This holy crusade has split the community!

[somber belfry]

Blasphemy

[tidal pond]

All we have is holy war!

[somber belfry]

Just join the side of the pan and help us win and fight the Devs

[full yarrow]

Patience. 🥚 will deliver.

[tidal pond]

The Great Egg war!

🥚

[full yarrow]

Join the 🥚 prophecy

[tidal pond]

🥚 will win

🥚 always wins

[somber belfry]

Blasphemy only through the intervention of the pans we will get the update

[steady karma]

🥚

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch

[somber belfry]

WE MUST RACE FORTH AND CHARGE

[tidal pond]

🥚 is strong

[somber belfry]

IT'S MERELY A EGG FOR DESTRUCTION

[tidal pond]

Followers of the 🥚! Charge and destroy the heretics!

Cast them into lava!

[somber belfry]

No! We're the true heralds!

[robust apex]

🥚

[tidal pond]

Awaken the forbidden knowledge!!

[hallow shuttle]

Would be really uncool if devs decided do add pans and pan civ's to continue allat
Update delaying for another month bc of that

[tidal pond]

Awaken the 🥚 🐣 and the Monolith

[somber belfry]

SEE! THEY USE DARK MAGIC THEY'RE CORRUPT AND EVIL WE MUST RACE FORTH SND CRUSADE TO VICTORY

[tidal pond]

Forbidden, not dark

[somber belfry]

It'll bring destruction

[somber belfry]

We both know it's dark magic

[tidal pond]

Conquest brings destruction!

[somber belfry]

That's why it's forbidden

[tidal pond]

🥚 will hatch 🐣

[somber belfry]

Yes the sacrifices are needed for total victory and to win the update

[tidal pond]

🐣 will bring forth update

[idle bobcat]

Crack the 🥚

[full yarrow]

Guys ima put the full order of the WorldBox world

[iron saddle]

This is still going on?

[somber belfry]

@full yarrow join us can't u see you're destroying everything

[tidal pond]

The mobile and the PC player will be at peace!

[river mortar]

It never stopped 🥚

[somber belfry]

Join the pan!

[tidal pond]

All hail the 🥚!

[somber belfry]

No! We must fight on our enemy

[robust apex]

@somber belfry @tidal pond both of you stop fighting

[tidal pond]

All hail Maxim!

Love the 🥚

Trust the 🥚!

[somber belfry]

@tidal pond out of character real quick for this guy

[tidal pond]

🥚

[iron saddle]

@The Fallen You are not a true pan warrior!

[somber belfry]

We're just coping and we want this to be a fun thing for the next update as a hype

[somber belfry]

You do realise me and @tidal pond are the ones who started this

[tidal pond]

He is my mortal enemy and I will vanquish him and his heretics at all cost

[somber belfry]

💀 crazy bro

[somber belfry]

Anyways you're delusional

[iron saddle]

Yesterday night I was fighting as a pan.

[tidal pond]

For the 🥚!

[tidal pond]

Come to the side of the 🥚

[somber belfry]

You're false

A means to an end

[iron saddle]

Never!

[somber belfry]

Yes brother only through conquest we will get the update

[tidal pond]

Glory to the 🥚!

Glory to Maxim!

[iron saddle]

We shall not fight the devs!

[somber belfry]

He's a false god!

[somber belfry]

Why? We must let mastef take back his throne

[tidal pond]

Glory to the 🧀 🥑 and 🥗 for they bring nutrition to the update

[somber belfry]

False! They are merely gonna get fried

[iron saddle]

Fighting the devs is unholy

[tidal pond]

@somber belfry You don't know it yet, but the eggening has only just begun

[gentle perch]

MAXIM HAS ANOTHER EMOJI NEXT TO 🥚

IS THE UPDATE ALMOST READY????

[warm sorrel]

You are maxim

[somber belfry]

We're fighting the falls gods with mastef

[tidal pond]

Yes, and he has appeared earlier

[somber belfry]

It's been that for the past few hours

[gentle perch]

What did he say????

[somber belfry]

"what's going on"

[iron saddle]

This means the egg is cracked into the pan!

[gentle perch]

LMAOOOO

Monolith isn't too far then

[somber belfry]

For mastef we shall crusade on to get the update

[gentle perch]

That means we are close

[somber belfry]

@tidal pond what time is it for U btw

[full yarrow]

Order: Humanity, such as us, were given godhood amongst a world in a box to rule over a different humanity in a separate universal society. We were given this power by a previous emperor god, Maxim, and his follower, Mastef. Godhood humanity was going great, until a greater godhood was passed down to those who used the PC. Mobile players waited long, but never got that enhanced godhood. However, Maxim let out his known herald, the 🥚. A herald of a coming godhood to mobile players. However, most pc, some mobile, encouraged what began and the PANACULT, which played unto the crusade, where the egg would be cooked. This foretold the belief of Maxim’s lies towards the mobile’s godhood, and promised that the crusade would cook the 🥚 and cook a better update introduction instead. They followed mastef, a betrayer and follower of the Panacult and the crusading theory. The 🥑 and the 🧀. Were held alongside the egg, but secretarially next to the crusade in terms of sides. Now, they fight at war waiting for mobile and its enhanced godhood in 0.50, and by the grace of the monolith’s power:

[iron saddle]

Unholy you are!

[tidal pond]

🥚

[somber belfry]

Only thru the pan we will win

[tidal pond]

11:55 AM

@somber belfry I have to go to work soon

[somber belfry]

Crazy lol it's the opposite for me

[somber belfry]

And I have to sleep

@tidal pond let's just hope our younglings win the argument

[iron saddle]

It’s almost 9:00 am for me

[tidal pond]

The followers will never relent

[somber belfry]

We will destroy your false egg and crack it into the pan

[tidal pond]

@somber belfry This war will continue until the followers of the pan are no more

[full yarrow]

Frick you and the crusade

[tidal pond]

@somber belfry Change from your wicked ways and join the 🥚

[stone knoll]

How is this still happening dude

[somber belfry]

Hey hey now let's keep it family friendly

[tidal pond]

@somber belfry There you will find salvation

[somber belfry]

It's false

[full yarrow]

Turn from the blasphemy and choose the 🥚

[iron saddle]

That’s what I’m wondering

[somber belfry]

Never it's a means to a end

[tidal pond]

Till next time chat. Praise be the holy 🥚 of Maxim!

[somber belfry]

We'll only stop when the other side is dead

[somber belfry]

I gtg to let's see how the other guys win the war

[warm sorrel]

Yea Maxim

[iron saddle]

You haven’t been fighting the true pan way!

[full yarrow]

And we will only stop when the pan followers have joined the egg

To sing in unison in the face of the herald

[somber belfry]

The only way is conquest

And total victory

[tidal pond]

Uh oh, division in your ranks

[iron saddle]

Egg is to be cooked not fought for!

[somber belfry]

@iron saddle continue on the war I believe that U can beat em

[somber belfry]

Yes we're fighting to cook it

[iron saddle]

No fighting the devs though

[full yarrow]

The egg is hatching and there isn’t crap you can do about it you crusader

[hollow summit]

🥚💥

heh

[raven apex]

[hollow summit]

the egg is about to explode

meaning

[raven apex]

Tired

[hollow summit]

it’s gonna be here sooner or later

[hollow summit]

sleep

(ik im such a good adviser right?)

[river mortar]

Just give me my eggs🥚

[rancid tulip]

hello guys wheres the update and why is everyone posting eggs

[river mortar]

No update, only eggs

[rancid tulip]

does the egg do anything?

[river mortar]

Yes, it gives us strength

[rancid tulip]

are we supposed to reach like 2 million eggs before he releases it or what

oh

can i use expletives in this discord?

[manic badge]

Mobile update still ain't here

[timid steeple]

the egg is just a joke because the creator posted an egg as his status and its theorized that means the update will drop soon

so now theyve started an egg cult in chat

[broken gust]

No its not just a joke its a truth the egg theory is the truth 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

[hidden seal]

[broken gust]

[coarse dirge]

Guys u think update's tmo?

[manic badge]

No

[wind harbor]

✌️😂😭

[manic badge]

The devs gonna keep adding stuff

And we'll never get the update

[coarse dirge]

Enough for this update

[broken gust]

i think its today

[manic badge]

Unlikely

[broken gust]

unlikely but i think today or tmmr

if not then sometime next week for sure

[manic badge]

It is early in the morning tho (california)

[obsidian phoenix]

It’s always tomorrow

[old lintel]

If it were today it most likely would have been in the earlier hours of today (for me it’s 11:20 am)

[coarse dirge]

Talk to an insider please

[obsidian phoenix]

Talk to a mental health professional

[broken gust]

the updates usually drop at 12 midnight

so maybeee later tonight

[broken gust]

[coarse dirge]

I'm gonna watch spain vs france for now, i hope tmo

[obsidian phoenix]

What time zone

False info

[clear acorn]

Timezone exists

It usually drops by 3pm or 5pm and it's alr 5pm rn for me using that logic

[coarse dirge]

They're gonna do weird shit like last time then it's not time yet

[obsidian phoenix]

The last 2 updates (patches) dropped 12 hours different to each other

There is no logic to this

[clear acorn]

Real

[verbal valve]

The devs just hate us

[river mortar]

To be fair I hate myself too

[coarse dirge]

They love their work, i hope they work more efficiently for us.

[obsidian phoenix]

They work everyday

[gentle perch]

EGGGGGGGGGGGG

[coarse dirge]

You beta users don't understand what mobile players feel like

[obsidian phoenix]

I do because I was one

Like a month after it release all of you will be begging for the next one anyway 💀

[coarse dirge]

That feels so accurate

[dapper atlas]

Chicken

[coarse dirge]

It's unlikely that you feel for us when u have what u need

[verbal valve]

Real

[hollow summit]

jockey

[dapper atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-kamille-bidan-zeta-gundam-violence-isn't-the-answer-gif-12648708220918242916

[obsidian phoenix]

Tbh I don’t feel for you because I never cared how long it took

[coarse dirge]

You've almost tasted it so you aren't so desperate

[obsidian phoenix]

I never have been

[desert folio]

Updatee

Please

I'm desperate for update

I'll do anything

[verbal valve]

Anything ? 😏

[desert folio]

Yes

[obsidian phoenix]

It’s coming with the next patch

[heady dust]

Update with the religion map the strongest one rn is democracy facism fallen communist fallen but came back as a rwbellion

[coarse dirge]

Patience is one thing but this isn't taking over our desperation

[desert folio]

And when is it?

[heady dust]

Rebbelion*

[obsidian phoenix]

We don’t know but likely within a month

[desert folio]

Ugh

[coarse dirge]

It would've been alright if it wasn't released for nobody but I do understand it needs to be tested and it needs improvement. But at least give us an estimated date.

[obsidian phoenix]

The entire egg spam thing started because they released an estimated date

It’s the beggars fault there isn’t one 💀

[desert folio]

🥚🫡

[coarse dirge]

Admin got any updates on the date

[desert folio]

Omg he was an admin mb-

[haughty folio]

Lemme check my non disclosure agreement with Maxim

[haughty folio]

It's soon 🔜😀

[obsidian phoenix]

Updates in 10 minutes 😱

[desert folio]

Who is Maxim/j

[coarse dirge]

Soon soon or sooooon?

[haughty folio]

Soon soon

[obsidian phoenix]

Probably within a month

[desert folio]

For a developer "soon" is in 2 months

GTA 6 release "soon"

[sweet swallow]

Worldbox 2 is gonna release earlier then the Update

[haughty folio]

This update is Worldbox 2

[warm sorrel]

soon means 1 year from now

[coarse dirge]

Are you for real??

[obsidian phoenix]

Within a year yes

[desert folio]

I wilk

Die before this gets released

[haughty folio]

I can confirm the mobile update will be released before GTA 6💯

[coarse dirge]

So a different application?

[desert folio]

I'll be 70

[obsidian phoenix]

Swap the numbers

[hollow summit]

so two to three weeks before GTA 6’s release? wow how generous

[haughty folio]

Nah

[scenic chasm]

is there a info when ubdate?

or still no

[obsidian phoenix]

Releases next patch

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/worldboxbestbox-super-world-box-world-box-the-game-ares0303-gif-20797300

[coarse dirge]

Wdym by worldbox 2 then? The update is so big tht it's like worldbox 2

[scenic chasm]

like bug fixes?

[obsidian phoenix]

Yes but that’s the final patch so it comes out of beta and releases

[scenic chasm]

ok so like 1 month more

[coarse dirge]

That's more like it

[broken gust]

i meant 12pm for my timezone but rn its currently 9:46 AM

[coarse dirge]

Admin you need to fill in something more than that pls

[desert folio]

One month..?

[broken gust]

less than a month for sure

[sweet blade]

Ain’t happening

[broken gust]

[sweet blade]

Bro thinks the update is dropping 😭😭💀💀💀😭😭

We got GTA VI before Worldbox update

[coarse dirge]

You guys what does this mean

[broken gust]

it’s happening just trust the egg theory

[sweet blade]

How many Worldbox players do you guys think have died since the last official update

At least 5

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[broken gust]

slavery update has been the number one wanted update for wb

[coarse dirge]

Slavery is legal in wb

Is it added to the beta?

[obsidian phoenix]

No and it won’t be

[turbid pilot]

I have the game on mobile anyway to get the premium for free

[obsidian phoenix]

Mow some old guys lawn and pay for it

[coarse dirge]

Quick question, any new weapons like shotguns?

[silver sage]

[opal flame]

How come every time I look on #🛡public-moderation-logs I see a ban for poop

[obsidian phoenix]

There’s already shotguns pre update

[turbid pilot]

No online mods work to get premium?

[obsidian phoenix]

But in beta you can give them a culture tech to craft them

[opal flame]

My Birbs are grown