📷worldbox-screenshots

[flint mural]

Friendly fire

[kindred wharf]

secretary yell is now gone

goodluck next time

now theres only 3 people in antartica, remember when we had 8?

madagascar got taken by mozambique

greenland got taken too, quebec is growing!

papua new guinea got taken by victoria

somalia got taken by sudan

and poland by saudi arabia, i guess no more polish empire

california got taken my mexico

japan got taken by china

canada got taken by quebec, huh i guess the tables have been turned

DR of congo is now gone, Mozambique is getting really big

libya by togo

the biggest village(aka kingdom) is right now quebec

oh yeah argentina is gone, forgot to take a photo

china got taken by chukotka

[blissful bobcat]

love the lakes

[kindred wharf]

H2O is now gone sadly

got taken by Now i can play fortnite,

gl next time

[blissful bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/funnycat-cant-work-funny-work-excuse-orange-tabby-gif-21703300

[kindred wharf]

so many boats

komi got taken by chukotka

mozambique got taken by togo

france got taken by norway

australia go taken

Now i can play fortnite, is now gone

the last antartica kingdom, Goose

Nepal is now gone too

alaska just got taken over by mexico

this is the end to the US states.

colombia got taken by brazil

ig a new brazil empire is forming

quebec and norway are now gone. taken by mexico and Saudi arabia

Sudan got taken by togo

[flint mural]

German reich

[kindred wharf]

the last african territory

[flint mural]

Largest empire

[kindred wharf]

iran got taken by togo

vietnam got taken by victoria

[lapis cave]

iko?

[inner moss]

NOOOOO

[lapis sandal]

we were this close to greatness

[inner moss]

thats modded right?

[kindred wharf]

i can't even keep some keys for a year, imagine a sword for 2405 years

[blissful bobcat]

lmao

[lapis sandal]

its a part of the warbox mod yea

[lapis sandal]

i lost a comb i bought yesterday let alone that lmfao

this king has his hands on the ancient tech, this lets his town have the protection of the robots
his sword summons massive shockwaves when he hits his enemy ontop of being incredibly powerful

[flint mural]

Voice chat

[young ocean]

It's pretty hard to draw geographic maps

ㅠㅠ

[lapis cave]

uUuUu o_°

[silent ferry]

I've done it nerds! AND on MOBILE!

[blissful bobcat]

ayyy congrats

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-confetti-happy-success-cat-gif-14711354

[kindred wharf]

congrats

[sturdy thistle]

First ruin city is done

The cursed village that once belonged to elf's was surrounded by a course from an evil mage and slowly the land become a haunted forest that won't let people rest not even if they die

[tiny nest]

What is that

[sturdy thistle]

I let you make a story about this one

[covert shard]

@plucky drum

[unique kestrel]

Romania.

[ruby rapids]

God has appeared

[devout smelt]

Civil Wars are such fun times

Opportunist Hivemind

[blissful bobcat]

soooo much fire

https://tenor.com/view/fine-this-is-fine-gif-20102174

[devout smelt]

Thank you World of Boxcraft

Demonic dragons that spawn demons and using lightning and fire

[blissful bobcat]

even more fire

[grand dove]

I did not actually add the demon lord trait, must be from another mod.

but hey cool dragon

[devout smelt]

oh haha, too many mods

[frigid sorrel]

Funny how this is the capitals name and it’s the weapon passed from king to king

[nocturne siren]

Super zombie!

[graceful zinc]

Can I ask how long it took for your zones to expand an the population to rise past 600? Mine is expanding

Isnt*

[kindred wharf]

i didn't really see the counts

[graceful zinc]

Ah ok

[kindred wharf]

but it really grows really fast

i mean

for me

try disabling things that kills people in world laws

for example hunger and old age

[graceful zinc]

Alright thx I’ll try that

[drifting slate]

What am I missing?

[blissful bobcat]

tumor

[azure hazel]

@blissful bobcat u may of missed my other post, but Gelowa was taken over, now The Gi are taking over Epicephs capital city

[blissful bobcat]

i did sry

[azure hazel]

Np

[blissful bobcat]

nooooooooooooo

screw the Gi

[azure hazel]

Sadly, Vekkyo was conquered

[blissful bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sad-cat-gif-19287788

[azure hazel]

The Epicephians are assaulting one of Gi's ships to get revenge..... They will most likely attack back as soon as possible

[blissful bobcat]

yessss down with the gi

[azure hazel]

Yes

[azure hazel]

Epicephians are breaching Vekkyo's borders to take back whats theirs

They also destroyed the ship

They're doing it

[silent ferry]

What's this?

[azure hazel]

Idk

[umbral star]

rate my map

[azure hazel]

👌

[signal berry]

Mountains seem really thin but otherwise 10/10

[umbral star]

True, this is my third iteration of this map, this one was more trying to make the transition between biomes more natural.

im thinking getting rid of the cold biome and making the jungle biome bigger what do you think?

[signal berry]

I like variety so either way is fine prob prefer some cold tbh

[umbral star]

the mountains are crappy and the cold is aswell

im just trying to find a nice ballance

[signal berry]

You can make cold transition better with non snowy pine tree forest

[umbral star]

mhmm but the issue is that there isnt really enough space for the cold biome

[signal berry]

Then maybe just delete it

[umbral star]

i feel like we need a slightly bigger map

[signal berry]

Is yours iceberg?

[umbral star]

Yes.

idk if thats just me or it feels really small

[signal berry]

Ye want larger ones as well

[signal berry]

Lowkey does

[umbral star]

i always use iceberg

[signal berry]

Same mainly

[umbral star]

hurts my pc but still

[signal berry]

Sometimes use smaller maps for challenges

[signal berry]

Wait really?

[umbral star]

im talking about when all nations are max

[signal berry]

I play on laptop and seems fine even on iceberg

[umbral star]

when there is 5k+ people

[signal berry]

Makes sense

[umbral star]

its why i love that they added the 100 unit max law

[signal berry]

True

[umbral star]

helps with performance

[signal berry]

Yep def

[umbral star]

and love the new cheat debug options

[signal berry]

New debug is soo nice

Underrated aspect of update

[umbral star]

instead of taking literally 2 hours to get a map of fully maxed out empires/nations it takes 10-30 mins

[signal berry]

^^^

👌

[umbral star]

idk if it just me but most of the update was a tad bit dissapointing tho

cool update

dont really like the new biomes tho

[signal berry]

I thought it was great but minor disappointments

[umbral star]

arcane dessert quite good tho

lemon biome just memey

[signal berry]

Dont like we cant apply traits to many units at once and dont like we cant spawn new mobs

[umbral star]

wdym new mobs?

the mods after this update tho were so quality

[signal berry]

Arcane desert one of my fav bomes others are well designed but dont fit a realistic setting

[umbral star]

i personally like the more realistic setting.

[signal berry]

Lemon ppl , candy mobs and crystal golems

[umbral star]

nah i think thats fair

mo box adds it tho

[signal berry]

I lije reakistic or fantasy but still grounded in reality

[umbral star]

like

[signal berry]

True gota get that

[umbral star]

look at all those things you can spawn

its very chad

i hate that powerbox didnt add the ability to add multiplle unit traits thing

[signal berry]

Ye

Needs to be added to vanilla

[umbral star]

also people complaining about how hard it is to get all the acheivements+traits just need to get smart

[signal berry]

Honestly trait editor downgrade for PC users

[signal berry]

Getting them aint that bad

[umbral star]

well its useful so you dont need to download mods

[umbral star]

if you doing it naturally it hard af

but like

if you dont care about doing it how ou should

[signal berry]

Do get complaint of having unlockables in a god game tho

[umbral star]

just get a map

[signal berry]

Nah mid difficulty at most

[umbral star]

literally took me 10 minutes to get all

[umbral star]

tbf i didnt do it

[signal berry]

I did natural in 2 hrs

[umbral star]

sheesh

i think worldbox gets pretty boring pretty fast. especially with out mods.

[signal berry]

To be fair got some easy from old worlds

[signal berry]

It can

[umbral star]

first time playing it the fun lasts like a good 15 hours

but per update gives me like 3 hour enjoyment

most of it from testing new mods

[umbral star]

i want more crabzilla like things

look how chad

like maybe a playable giant

or

[wise thicket]

The final achievement XD

I have not slept for so long

[blissful bobcat]

thats a mod i think

[wise thicket]

That would be cool

Give them infinite health and see how many rhinos they can kill

XD

OH HEAVENS

Wanna see my king of kings?
(Unscarred king with twenty different traits)

What is that intelligence!

Bro is the child of Stephen Hawkins and Queen Elizabeth II

[sudden venture]

Gasp

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-gif-9994230

Da kween!

Op child

It took many years of ||breeding|| to make him

[warped haven]

Lol

[thick eagle]

Sent your suggestion!

[hollow schooner]

pls vote

[devout smelt]

tower

[tired rampart]

He's my dad bros

[silent ferry]

Where is the milk....

[tired rampart]

at Milan

[silent ferry]

Makes sense have a great rest of your day

[tired rampart]

😊

[devout smelt]

A mistake to trifle with the Gods

[warped haven]

Lol

[devout smelt]

Asurion calls down fire from heaven to incinerate his foes

For each elf slain, 10 heathens shall burn. As it is such, so shall it be.

[grand dove]

some nice looking traits there

[elfin sphinx]

ima host a campaign once this chat is a tad but more active

[real zealot]

Give me avocados

[marble nova]

no cuz wtf is that weapon

[turbid tiger]

What mod is that plz

[grand dove]

Hey

it's my mod

World of Boxcraft

[turbid tiger]

Where do I find it

[grand dove]

#🔧mods

[lapis sandal]

sorry for the late reply, its a sword under the mod "WarBox" there are around 14 or so givable items

[turbid tiger]

Thx

[pale prawn]

Anyone know why god is in my world?

[spring schooner]

Did you name it

[obtuse drum]

probably

[spring schooner]

Yeah no naturally spawned human can have that kind of name

[pale prawn]

No I was trying to destroy one of my Nations and God had appeared.

[spring schooner]

Are you sure

[pale prawn]

Yeah

[spring schooner]

Talk no jutsu

[pale prawn]

Sadly I have no proof for you to believe.

[spring schooner]

Ok

[pale prawn]

At least I found the Battle Swordo

[spring schooner]

Looks like you're Chinese

[pale prawn]

No I name my Nations different

[spring schooner]

Ok

[spring schooner]

Translation of all of them

[pale prawn]

I don’t think I can do that.

[spring schooner]

Oof

[pale prawn]

But yeah that’s the world I’m on right now

[spring schooner]

Looks like the world you're on is on war

[pale prawn]

w

[spring schooner]

Wut

[pale prawn]

Talk about names-

[spring schooner]

Np

[pale prawn]

Well now I’ll be trying to find other weird stuff

[spring schooner]

Sayonara

[obtuse drum]

It's not possible

cause there is no natural generated names like that

[pale prawn]

Fine then don’t believe me

Like I said I have no other proof for you to believe.

[obtuse drum]

what are his traits anyways?

[spring schooner]

Hmmm

Golden tooth

[pale prawn]

I never clicked on him anyway

[spring schooner]

Wth

My kingdoms name is Carnok

[pale prawn]

I have noticed that I have the smallest kingdom in my world

[obtuse drum]

my smallest was 5 border chunks

[pale prawn]

Look at mine

[obtuse drum]

that looks uncanny asf

ew

[pale prawn]

It’s history has gone too far

[spring schooner]

I forgot on how small is the smallest kingdom

On my world

[obtuse drum]

i had few worlds

and i only remember 3 last ones

so yea

maybe there was smaller

[spring schooner]

I remember that I ain't got premium

[obtuse drum]

Im having it on steam

[pale prawn]

Do anyone see orcs attractive?

[obtuse drum]

you mean in worldbox

[pale prawn]

Yeah

[obtuse drum]

No

tf

[pale prawn]

This guy is

[obtuse drum]

what sort of question is that

[spring schooner]

Wth

[obtuse drum]

If to add 4 more pixels you could tell it's a tetrist block

[pale prawn]

I have to kill him

[obtuse drum]

or just remove the trait

[spring schooner]

I think he doesn't have premium

[pale prawn]

In my eyes I hate orcs so the best way is to kill him.

Yes I do

[spring schooner]

Ok

[obtuse drum]

heh you need premium for that?

[spring schooner]

No

[pale prawn]

I never knew you needed premium for it

Do you?

[spring schooner]

I ain't that jealous

[pale prawn]

Sometimes life ain’t fair

[spring schooner]

Yeah

[obtuse drum]

You sound like one austrian man that happend to dislike certian group of people

[spring schooner]

Bro said Austrian

[obtuse drum]

yea

i said it right

[spring schooner]

It's hilter

[pale prawn]

What

[obtuse drum]

He indeed was Austrian

[pale prawn]

Oh yes

[sacred jay]

Austria doesn't exist.

[obtuse drum]

One of states that were part of Holy Roman Empire*

[spring schooner]

Yes captured his own home cause
He cant get to artschool

Austria started ww1

[sacred jay]

No shit

[spring schooner]

Yes shit

[sacred jay]

Everyone wanted war at the time anyways

[spring schooner]

No

[sacred jay]

Yes

[spring schooner]

Humans don't wars know

Now

[sacred jay]

?

[spring schooner]

You know what

[obtuse drum]

Gavrilo Princip

to be exact

[spring schooner]

Yes

[obtuse drum]

the serbian assasin

[sacred jay]

Yes he did

[spring schooner]

Declared war on serbia

[obtuse drum]

Gavrilo Princip was a serb

Asutro-Hungary declared war on serbia after they refused thier demands

[sacred jay]

Remember when Montenegro helped the remnants of the Serbian army escape the AH army

[spring schooner]

Yeah

[sacred jay]

Poor Montenegrins

[spring schooner]

Then lost too ww1

[sacred jay]

At least they held them for a little bit

[obtuse drum]

We got a give serbs that they pushed Austro-hungarian troops at first phase of war

[spring schooner]

The 2 countries got seperated

[sacred jay]

The Serbs did amazing during WW1

[spring schooner]

Yeah

[obtuse drum]

AH needed germans and bulgarians to get serbia down

[spring schooner]

But was captured

[obtuse drum]

the Soviet-Polish war could end in bad way for Russians

when Polish troops started to steam roll trought them again

[spring schooner]

You mean the blitzkrieg

[obtuse drum]

no

[spring schooner]

K

[pale prawn]

That was on the French

[sacred jay]

The Soviet-Polish war of 1920

[spring schooner]

No

[pale prawn]

No!?

[spring schooner]

French just lasted 6 weeks

[pale prawn]

Ik

[spring schooner]

Much more better than Denmark

Last 6 hours

[sacred jay]

Now the French are going to be made fun of for the rest of their history for one strategic loss

[spring schooner]

Yeah

[pale prawn]

And now we are talking about the French… .. .

[spring schooner]

6 weeks on lasting the war on germany

Yea

[obtuse drum]

Poles showed Soviets that it's not good to be too ahead

[pale prawn]

I think I’m done here

[sacred jay]

Ok bye

[spring schooner]

Poland is so popular on countryballs

[obtuse drum]

I think if poland would keep pushing they could reach moscov

[spring schooner]

Maybe

[obtuse drum]

and petersbrug

[sacred jay]

Poland had a strong army at the time and could probably attempt to pull something like that off

[spring schooner]

No one win

?

[obtuse drum]

They could also kind of do same thing with germans as germans did with french at this times

cause then wermacht was no match for polish army

[spring schooner]

Yeah

Then Hitler was voted on 1930s

The N@zi party

[obtuse drum]

if i were you i would't say his lastname

[spring schooner]

Ye

But it's part of history

[sterile shard]

@obtuse drum @spring schooner nice debating

In a WorldBox server 💀😭

[obtuse drum]

we aren't the first

and not the last

[spring schooner]

Wth

[spring schooner]

So this guy is a Filipino

Like me

Bobo in Tagalog means dumb

[pure echo]

can anyone explain why 1/5 of this nation just decided to cluster in this village

the pop for that village is also exploding(like 10 per 5 seconds)

[spring schooner]

Italian peninsula

Map

[pure echo]

no sh sherlock

[spring schooner]

Sherlock????????‽

[edgy bear]

I trapped 3000 monkeys in a small hole and am going to have them fight to the death

[pure echo]

Don’t forget madness rain

[edgy bear]

I did not

[pure echo]

Give them all powerups as well

[edgy bear]

the winner is a monkey named Raeeshee

[pure echo]

Damn

Stronk boi

[edgy bear]

It is a genius and also crippled

[pure echo]

He knows something we dont

[spring schooner]

Raeshee stronk boi

[edgy bear]

I gave raeeshee all the powerups and he will now face off against a pack of hyenas

the hyenas won

Raeeshee is dead

[normal goblet]

XD

[jaunty quartz]

NOOOOOOOO

[elfin sphinx]

lol the empire collapsed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523398121045098526/984637810956963840/unknown.png

[upbeat sage]

Have there been any wars?

[lavish holly]

My first attempt at making something symmetrical

[solar wave]

Why your population numbers are weird?

[main mica]

what's this thing

[solar wave]

Slime boi

[lavish holly]

Acidic slime

[solar wave]

Nice

[lavish holly]

Um akshually since slimes typically dont have any muscles, fat or even bones, and the slime substance can be retracted, squished or extended as much as the slime wants, so the slime cant be fat 🤓

[main mica]

this is my largest world

500 years old so far

[pale prawn]

500 years old that’s nothing my world is in the 1700’s

[rustic harness]

ive got a 10000 yr old world

[heady isle]

My strongest dude (modded lol)

[blissful bobcat]

Love it

R u going to put civs on the world?

[silent ferry]

The left map is Europe,north Africa, western Asia and the right is Central Asia,north Asia south Asia

[wide prairie]

Uh oh

I tried to simulate the russo-ukrainian war and that happened

[blissful bobcat]

Well that isn’t a good sign

[delicate nexus]

yeah

[gleaming orbit]

My world is in the early 1910s

Sonele was found 200 years after the world began

[silent ferry]

yessir

[silent ferry]

Hans fort, the last surviving civilization in a war torn and plagued world. After the empires fell to the mushroom men, the only remaining race built a fort to cradle dwarves through times the humans and orcs couldn’t get through

First expedition in literally 300 years back to the mainland

After the apocalyptic years of 500-600

Should I continue the world

After this flood like event

Literally wiped out every other race other than dwarves

Life re-emerging in the world

Ironically

The first ones to rule the world were last ones left

[silent ferry]

Old pic I found when I named different parts of the empire countries and empires
Gphm

[tawdry kernel]

and he got 13 kills.

[tawdry kernel]

Drupi

[silent ferry]

I think worldbox is tryna tell me something

[tawdry kernel]

You should

[silent ferry]

I did this morning which was about 8 hours ago at 6am

[tawdry kernel]

i did a 7 am

now its 2:09

[silent ferry]

Either way Worldbox wants me to take another shower

[tawdry kernel]

and some aliens killed my fav so sad gamers(real)

Holy whycu

[silent ferry]

Shower is winning a world war

I didn't like shower so i made a river seperating north and south and nuked shower

[young urchin]

just wait until they all rebel

[magic lily]

Fun for the whole family

[silent ferry]

👴🏻 yeehaw

[sour kiln]

Decided to draft half of the population

[tawdry kernel]

"Holy as!" "Realm of oke"

Also ohido

[pale prawn]

Looks like the future has told us what will happen.. .

Hope it ain’t realistically going to-

[rustic harness]

amongus in wb????

[tiny nest]

Pokeball

Ah not perfect

Nah

[verbal frigate]

tons of random states surrounding the most based one…

[dull granite]

Indenpendence from Phim

Evoultution of Cunchi Imperium

[mystic cape]

Why not?

[frail valve]

Nah it just spawns greg

[undone aurora]

pepe

[warm sparrow]

A massive war and a veteran with 7000+ kills

All of them vs Osh

[drifting slate]

What's the blue trait he has?

[warm sparrow]

the one next to wise?

[drifting slate]

Yes

[warm sparrow]

so basically, when he dies he reincarnates as a skeleton that continues to defend the village until the skeleton version dies

with the same gear

[drifting slate]

Ok

[amber urchin]

[grand dove]

He actually just summons skeletons to help him. That's what it does. Additionally he gets life steal

[warm sparrow]

when mine die they seem to turn into skeletons and use the same armor hp and stats

so idk

but the summoning part could be why theres like 2000 skeletons in my base

[amber urchin]

Hmm

[marble nova]

…

[sour kiln]

Lag

[turbid tiger]

Please block me

[tiny nest]

[grand dove]

That's something causes by another trait. Not sure which.

[marble nova]

block me too

[undone aurora]

damn

[marble nova]

why is crit so low

[kind nimbus]

I've seen those numbers (n/m), they're just in pc, i play mobile and never seen those numbers

[undone aurora]

you can see it on mobile too

its developer tools or something

[grand dove]

They're an option in the debug menu.

[stuck zephyr]

im getting very angry

i cant get these yugoslav borders perfect

its mainly croatia thats going wrong

and bosnia

also

these are based off of 1936 borders

i mean

this might make it slightly easier

problem is that it'd look ugly

but it solves the bosnia and montenegro issue

[silver crow]

...

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-albanian-flag-albania-gif-14312892

[silver crow]

Look's the same

[stuck zephyr]

lol mines like that too

[silver crow]

Beer

[stuck zephyr]

do the albanians love beer

[silver crow]

As albania they like tea and bunker

[stuck zephyr]

are you albanian?

[silver crow]

And uçk

Well am from kosovo

[stuck zephyr]

nice

i think that kosovo is independent

[silver crow]

Same culture as albania

Same

[stuck zephyr]

isnt kosovo full of albanians with serbians as ethnic minority

[silver crow]

Well almost all of them are albanian

[stuck zephyr]

hm

oh also im from the UK

my country recognizes kosovos independence irl

[silver crow]

That doesn't look rigth

I know

[stuck zephyr]

didnt we help the KLA/UCK

by bombing serbia

[silver crow]

Well yes and no

But

[stuck zephyr]

question

[silver crow]

Why are we freaking speaking about kosovo war

[stuck zephyr]

do i make kosovo a village on this

[stuck zephyr]

idk

i want a yugoslavia with

a ton of villages

so that way its interesting

[silver crow]

You should make a village

Ill move to general

[stuck zephyr]

bye

[silver crow]

Bc this only for worldbox

[stuck zephyr]

im staying here cuz im taking screenshots of worldbox

[silver crow]

K

[kind nimbus]

oh rlly?

[stuck zephyr]

i think by doing this i've weakened yugoslavia

but thats fine

[elfin sphinx]

some of those territories aren't going to contribute to a thing 💀

[stuck zephyr]

slovenia and macedonia lmao

serbia is gonna carry all of them

WHY IS THE CAPITAL OF YUGOSLAVIA MACEDONIA WHAT

[elfin sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/macedonia-makedonija-real-love-best-gif-25093877

Macedon

[stuck zephyr]

yes

no capital

i think i bugged it now

there

next is a spain rework

both the nationalists and republicans need more cities

cuz this is hideous 💀

portugal also needs more cities

spain moment

progress so far

[elfin sphinx]

I usually split Portugal into 2 or 3 cities, it depends

[inland tinsel]

what kind of ore is this???

[stuck zephyr]

same

[stuck zephyr]

gems - currently useless

[elfin sphinx]

honestly I think I made the east a bit too op, Lianyi was all united a while ago but split up

[stuck zephyr]

i think thats enough of splitting spain

[proud shoal]

Spanish Civil War?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

1936 map

gotta include the spanish civil war

himno de riego was such a jam tho

https://youtu.be/s-Xemd4X97E

[stuck zephyr]

back when spain used to use purple

whats that map

[elfin sphinx]

this one but i just populated it https://discordapp.com/channels/522561390330904585/535208693478981632/984244279683735582

[stuck zephyr]

kinda looks like the persian gulf

[elfin sphinx]

Inspired by real life, main give away is arabia

as you can see

[stuck zephyr]

spanish civil war now

still the same basically

except

the nationalist got a bit more land

[elfin sphinx]

190/49 what kind of black magic

Over capacity

[stuck zephyr]

king died

[elfin sphinx]

Big sad

[stuck zephyr]

wait

thats means

wont it be franco now

cuz franco wasnt 1st nationalist leader

[elfin sphinx]

🤷🏿 I never researched into the spanish civil war

I just know it happned

[stuck zephyr]

i should probably make the nationalists own seville

[elfin sphinx]

also this was what it originally looked like minus the eastern isles and my disgrace of an africa

[stuck zephyr]

wait so

the isles and africa got colonizefd

colonized

[elfin sphinx]

nah I just hadnt finished them yet

[stuck zephyr]

oh

[elfin sphinx]

Didn't get a screenshot earlier but this was 3 kingdoms

[stuck zephyr]

thought this was atlantis then 💀

also thought this said "hairline"

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

is that meant to be like japan

with iceland to its south for some reason

[elfin sphinx]

I just realised that

[stuck zephyr]

Iceland

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah there are 4 kingdoms which have something to do with magic

[stuck zephyr]

literally iceland

[elfin sphinx]

each in the 4 cardinal directions

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah that wasn't my intention but that's hilarious

[stuck zephyr]

i forgot to update powerbox

im still using the one without item editor 💀

[elfin sphinx]

Im begging for a simplue gui update bro

[stuck zephyr]

wait nvm

i update dit

im just blind

also im begging for the powerbox trait editor back

i loved making multiple people having the same trait

[elfin sphinx]

Trait rain 😔

[stuck zephyr]

exactly

i loved trait rain

[elfin sphinx]

"Bcuz it's already in the game" Not trait rain

[stuck zephyr]

i mean sure i already got full

but my problem is NO TRAIT RAIN

it was so useful to make things like organized rebellions

[frigid sorrel]

It’s the year 300 and it’s time for war

[stuck zephyr]

and stuff like that

[elfin sphinx]

all the ones i got are modded

💀

[stuck zephyr]

i still dont want to get traitbox

i mean

it looks great but

[elfin sphinx]

understandable

too fantasy

[stuck zephyr]

im afraid of it absolutely destroying my gameplay

[elfin sphinx]

in some scenarios

[stuck zephyr]

cuz theres like demonic cultists and shit lik ethat

that summons demons

and it looks annoying as hell

[frigid sorrel]

This is mine but I cba to fill it out because I don’t have premium so I can’t use it

[stuck zephyr]

bro what

you need premium to use the trait editor

thats bs

[frigid sorrel]

Ye

[elfin sphinx]

Im using traitbox and the warcraft mod to simulate magic for the 4 towers

[stuck zephyr]

thats absolute bs

[frigid sorrel]

Anyway time to make thousands of people kill each other

[stuck zephyr]

WHY DID YOU SWAP CAPITAL FROM BERLIN TO HAMBURG

[elfin sphinx]

Anyone elses wars feel slow or is it just me?

[stuck zephyr]

same here

[elfin sphinx]

or it might be because im on a larger map

[stuck zephyr]

my germany took ages to conquer czechoslovakia

which is not realistic at all

[elfin sphinx]

like the warbands just don't want to attack

or armies

ig

[stuck zephyr]

portugal

you dont get my mercy

welp

[elfin sphinx]

Thicc portugal

[stuck zephyr]

guess im making southern portugal a seperate entity

cuz the capital is in the north

[frigid sorrel]

It’s begun

[stuck zephyr]

on this

for some reason

[elfin sphinx]

You simulating frontlines or something?

[fickle veldt]

That seems huge and only 300 years for that population is too short time, are you using mods?

[stuck zephyr]

because Campfire and Palace

[frigid sorrel]

Chupach is suffering

[frigid sorrel]

Honestly no clue

[stuck zephyr]

debug menu

[frigid sorrel]

I’m on iOS no mods

I have them big capitals

[elfin sphinx]

mans cant even download maps 💀

[fickle veldt]

Mobile players:

[frigid sorrel]

I’m getting a laptop soon so I’ll become a steam player

[elfin sphinx]

nice

[fickle veldt]

Good for you

Sacred heart

[stuck zephyr]

https://youtu.be/v-gkeL51a4c shits legit a jam

[frigid sorrel]

3 years and 5 months

[stuck zephyr]

rip that enclave

[frigid sorrel]

Imma swap up the banner colours so I can see the reds occupation grow

[elfin sphinx]

People who name every village: "Imagine not naming every village lmao"

My maps:

[fickle veldt]

I uploaded a map of my country and no one has download it yet, that supports the fact that I live in a non existing place

[stuck zephyr]

i named every village except russia

at russia just gave up

[elfin sphinx]

russia has cities?

I thought it was just

roaming nomads

[fickle veldt]

Snow

Oh

[elfin sphinx]

occasionally coming together

to form a temporary community of hunters

[fickle veldt]

[elfin sphinx]

to combat their opponents

And Moscow was just where they all traded

[frigid sorrel]

Obov gained a lot of land but lost more soldiers and now I think it’s swapping around

[stuck zephyr]

where

[fickle veldt]

Costa Rica

[frigid sorrel]

They lost that and made another 💀

[stuck zephyr]

wales and northern ireland literally gonna be useless but idc

[fickle veldt]

is this a trait?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

btw something very funny happened

i had my germany inavde britain on this maap

britain fuckin lost

[fickle veldt]

Wolfenstein:

[stuck zephyr]

but germany didnt bother invading scotland

so britains government in exile was scotland

[frigid sorrel]

Wait a neat idea would be an Anglo Saxon map with like merica Wessex and Northumbria

[stuck zephyr]

and they made enough troops to make a comeback into england and wales

[elfin sphinx]

Masters of the sea, but not so much as the continent.

[fickle veldt]

What part of the uk u live in?

[stuck zephyr]

yorkshire

so basically land of former northumbria

[fickle veldt]

Oh

[stuck zephyr]

its sad that a lot of people from yorkshire dont even know what the war of the roses is 💀

[fickle veldt]

I'm saving for visiting wales

[stuck zephyr]

btw yorkshire is in england

[fickle veldt]

I want to see those castles and meet a friend 💀

[fickle veldt]

Ik

[stuck zephyr]

near scotland

[frigid sorrel]

Eek

Loving how they trapped some red forces inside their borders

[stuck zephyr]

fun fact: the city of lancaster is not the capital of the county lancaster

[frigid sorrel]

Weird

[stuck zephyr]

or well

it is rn

but

it hasnt always been

it keeps swapping between lancaster and preston

[fickle veldt]

Fun and weird fact

[fickle veldt]

Some constitutional issue?

[elfin sphinx]

Mages casually conquering the north, nothing to worry about

[stuck zephyr]

always wondered why blackpool isnt apart of lancaster

[frigid sorrel]

Do I give them peace yet or no

[stuck zephyr]

blackpool is basically the las vegas of england

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[frigid sorrel]

Honestly I’ve never noticed

[fickle veldt]

That border is werid lol

[stuck zephyr]

are you from england too

[elfin sphinx]

Lancaster is a street name in texas 💀

[frigid sorrel]

Yep

[stuck zephyr]

i recall you saying your from britain i think

ayy

[fickle veldt]

Reminds me of armenia - azerbaijan border

[stuck zephyr]

fellow english person

[stuck zephyr]

the azerbaijan anthem is a jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-oMxx-fj0

[frigid sorrel]

Er

[stuck zephyr]

gyah? more like dieah

cuz they about to die

not funny

[elfin sphinx]

American national anthem > British national anthem

[frigid sorrel]

Nah they just have one child as a citizen in peace time

[frigid sorrel]

The Liechtenstein anthem is basically a rip off of the British anthem

[stuck zephyr]

so wrong

[stuck zephyr]

yea and our anthem is a ripoff of the german empire anthem

[fickle veldt]

Argue

[stuck zephyr]

and the modern day german anthem is a ripoff of austro-hungarian anthem

[frigid sorrel]

Average europe ig

[elfin sphinx]

Literally major world powers just copying national anthems of other major world powers whether it be past or present

[frigid sorrel]

Oldest person and founder of the chupach, the founder of obov became a soldier and died

[stuck zephyr]

whats the point of sending soldiers to fight major powers anymore when we got aircraft, tanks, navy and nukes

[frigid sorrel]

Just fight each other with drones

[elfin sphinx]

ong

[stuck zephyr]

the USA loves doing that

[frigid sorrel]

On countries which can do the same back

[elfin sphinx]

we can attack somewhere from the opposite side of the planet, dealing more damage, with the only casualty being a missile.

[stuck zephyr]

your not british if you dont slander america and france once a day

even if its a joke

[crystal helm]

Tf is this why is the 4 person nation annexing the 300 person nation

[stuck zephyr]

jkjk dont do this

[elfin sphinx]

I haven't gone a day without calling somebody I don't like british

💀

[stuck zephyr]

you dont ever call me british 😎

[frigid sorrel]

I keep calling Canadians American

[elfin sphinx]

you gon start a war

[stuck zephyr]

ireland

[elfin sphinx]

we all know canadians are just americans to the north though

[haughty mango]

Don't ask me how

[stuck zephyr]

i feel like keeping ireland united under 1 village otherwise it'd just be an unnecessary nerfing

[elfin sphinx]

thas why they leech off of us by all living next to the border

[stuck zephyr]

ay stop insulting your hat

canada is your hat

[frigid sorrel]

Being French Canadian is basically being American and French so the worst of the worst

[stuck zephyr]

i dont get when people say that tbh

people forget alaska

[elfin sphinx]

americas borders should look like this

10x better

liberate the canadians

[stuck zephyr]

0/10 missing out mexico

[elfin sphinx]

shii u right

les get the entire former mexican empire too

[stuck zephyr]

your missing the part where britain colonized the 13 colonies again

turkey

needs to fracture more

Kurdistan time

[elfin sphinx]

idek what this is but lets include it too

[stuck zephyr]

an island off the coast of canada

yes

[elfin sphinx]

why were at it lets get cuba

[stuck zephyr]

time to start ethnic tensions

between the turks and the kurds

[elfin sphinx]

better america

didn't forget puerto rico either

💪🏾

[stuck zephyr]

you forgot haiti, dominican republic and the bahamas

[elfin sphinx]

ahh shii mb again

[frigid sorrel]

Heavily militarised the encalve

Enclave*

[elfin sphinx]

but don't the brits control the cayman?

[stuck zephyr]

keep the enclave alive at all costs

[stuck zephyr]

yes

but

the american-british war of 2023 stopped that

[frigid sorrel]

The enclave is close to the blue capital so will be vital in the next war

[elfin sphinx]

💪🏾

better america

now called the NAU

north american union

plus the carribean ig

but nobody lives there

[frigid sorrel]

Feck it imma give the enclave boats

[stuck zephyr]

now we need rojava and iraqi kurdistan

[elfin sphinx]

I like how i give the Magocracy of rings rings of power but they still get picked on by their larger neighbors

ive also given them every staff in the game

[stuck zephyr]

the french mandate of syria decides to heavily militarize rojava incase turkey goes brr

[elfin sphinx]

literally the 2 strongest dudes on the continent and they still losin wars

[stuck zephyr]

why the hell did they call it greater lebanon

[elfin sphinx]

that would imply a Lebanon but i dont see one

[frigid sorrel]

Breh I made a canal but there isn’t enough water for them to want to build boats

Time to just give the red capital a moat

[elfin sphinx]

Believe it or not this is a very powerful kingdom with a very good king

[stuck zephyr]

of course it is

its the united arab emirates that owns all of the strait of hormuz

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

ethnic tensions go brr

[twin panther]

how to see trait editor

[frigid sorrel]

After each war imma give the losing side of these kingdoms defences

[stuck zephyr]

should i make the kurds of the french mandate of syria very volatile

meaning very rebellious

[frigid sorrel]

Why not

[elfin sphinx]

everything that says wing and surrounds a magic tower is a magocracys origninal territory

so plz

tell me how

[frigid sorrel]

That area looks alot like europe ngl

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[elfin sphinx]

Look up thalia map and you'll see

[stuck zephyr]

wanna know why

[elfin sphinx]

I based the west off of this

not fully tho

[frigid sorrel]

No but I wanna know what these idiots have against boats

Time for war again

[elfin sphinx]

you know how normally u get these lines to show attacking

thats the first one in like 20 minutes

[frigid sorrel]

Ye

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[proud shoal]

Blitzkrieg time?

[proud shoal]

Nice encirclement

[elfin sphinx]

they're going to bully the mages

[frigid sorrel]

Oh yeh 7k people died in the last war

[elfin sphinx]

I'm just going to launch my world into a new era stupidly named "The Ring Wars"

[proud shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pump-those-up-rookie-numbers-serious-gif-14232768

[frigid sorrel]

It’s mainly focused on the enclave

Blue is winning in the south and red is just struggling

[elfin sphinx]

or I can go with "The War of Divine Wrath" suggesting that mages are defying the divine so that'd make it a crusade type era

[stuck zephyr]

i have now named every city on this map

[stray finch]

booh o wota

[frigid sorrel]

Welp

[stray finch]

welp

[frigid sorrel]

That’s 500 red soldiers dead

[stuck zephyr]

the enclave is once again genocided

[stray finch]

i wish worldbox added surredner trait for millitary

so they dont get slain

[elfin sphinx]

but war crimes are fun

[stray finch]

indeed

if you want a war crime game play rimworld

[stuck zephyr]

governments in exile would be cool too

[stray finch]

a good managment game

[stuck zephyr]

so even if the country died it could always pop up again

[stray finch]

pick a number

1 or 2

[stuck zephyr]

1

[stray finch]

1:fortune for le villaage

[orchid jungle]

Bruh i play rimworld rn

[stuck zephyr]

oh

damn it

i should of picked 2

[stray finch]

noice

[stray finch]

2 is plague

[stuck zephyr]

i should of went with my instincts

damn it

i missed out on mass death

[stray finch]

rip

[frigid sorrel]

Stop the war before that massive line of blue troops wipes out the most successful red troops?

[stray finch]

worldbox sure is fine llol

fun

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[stray finch]

WHERE ARE THE DIPLOMATICS WE NEED THEM

[frigid sorrel]

Reds doing an attack on the fort so imma see if they win before the slaughter starts

[sage tendon]

Loving the auto generated kingdom names

[stray finch]

why dont you give every king immortal trait

and see how long he lives

in his kingdom

[elfin sphinx]

the sword academy of Traia is under siege

[stray finch]

i dont think its generated but looks cool

[stray finch]

did you enable rebellion?