📷worldbox-screenshots

[stuck zephyr]

nono

[marble mango]

yeye

[stuck zephyr]

its still bigger than the average worldbox world

also cuz

im already lagging quite a lot

i dont need more lag

[marble mango]

epic

also why is spain bigger than turkyie

[stuck zephyr]

cuz i removed a big portion of the middle east

cuz

i really couldnt be arsed doing the borders at that point

also its not

[marble mango]

what if make earth1:1 scale worldbox

[stuck zephyr]

turkey is bigger

[marble mango]

epic

i live there

[stuck zephyr]

i should probs split turkey up into more cities

[marble mango]

epic battle begins....

[elfin sphinx]

No city states 👎

[strong rivet]

make two countries along the river

[stuck zephyr]

heheheha

no more istanbul

[silent ferry]

armenia moment

(no more armenia)

[stuck zephyr]

or are you on about monaco,luxembourg,andorra,vatican and san marino

[marble mango]

for now the river will be fat

[elfin sphinx]

I've never seen a really big River

[silent ferry]

what did you do to san marino

you heartless monster

[elfin sphinx]

Only River I've seen irl is the Trinity River in Texas but then I realize some rivers fit whole ass cargo ships 💀

[marble mango]

san marino? more like son morono

[elfin sphinx]

All of them

[stuck zephyr]

something seems really long about the poland borders

[silent ferry]

san marino deez nuts

[elfin sphinx]

Where's Andorra

[stuck zephyr]

wrong*

not long

[silent ferry]

wut is dat

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[marble mango]

you can fit a whole ass fleet in there

[stuck zephyr]

i think i fucked up polands borders

[silent ferry]

why is krakow in slovakia

[meager veldt]

I'm still letting my kingdoms get adamantine then ww2 will occur

[silent ferry]

why have we annexed czechia

why is czechia completely off

[stuck zephyr]

i got multiple answers

1. idk
2. idk
3. im shit at drawing borders
4. idk

[strong rivet]

wyy does germany hacebpabsvlabinnb chzechiq

[marble mango]

czechs are not real, slovaks are the only real people

[strong rivet]

have a land in czechia

[marble mango]

lichtenstein where?????????

[silent ferry]

thats vaguely how it should be

wait

no

[stuck zephyr]

i think i fucked up ukraines western border too

the ukraine-poland border

[marble mango]

hungary

[outer osprey]

Im Ukrainian and I feel that border

It hurts my soul

[silent ferry]

more like it

[outer osprey]

Yes looks better

[marble mango]

add mountains PLEASE

[stuck zephyr]

ukraine is cool

[marble mango]

atleast 1 tile

[stuck zephyr]

🤮

[silent ferry]

mountains always ruin stuff

i only put in major ones

and still they small

[viscid venture]

Mountains aka dead space

[silent ferry]

^

[marble mango]

now you will be invade by russia because you have no mountain

you fools

[outer osprey]

Make russia a wasteland

[silent ferry]

no

thats too easy for them

[marble mango]

make it cold

[silent ferry]

make them miserable first

specifically the ruling class of russia

and their soldiers

give them curse

[outer osprey]

Make it a wasteland, isolate it by mountains, use genetics mode to curse their whole lineage

[hearty gulch]

After 6064 years, Holy Pharovy has unfortunately collapsed.

[outer osprey]

rip

[marble mango]

exactly, now thats why you should make it cold

[meager veldt]

what is the problem with Balkan people

[silent ferry]

then make poland and ukraine unite and buff them and make them invade russia

[marble mango]

they are not cold

they have mountains thats why

[stuck zephyr]

YOU KNOW WHAT

THATS IT

IM NOT MAKING THE POLISH PROVINCE OF TEALAND @silent ferry

[silent ferry]

L

[meager veldt]

they just argue a lot for some reason

[marble mango]

my PC is veri hot hot

[stuck zephyr]

oh poland just declared war on the uk

[silent ferry]

LMFAO

[marble mango]

in russia because there are barely any mountain there are no argue

[meager veldt]

wat

[stuck zephyr]

funny

[marble mango]

chonk

[stuck zephyr]

more chonky poland

[marble mango]

no planes?

[hearty gulch]

1936

[meager veldt]

btw Hungary got annexed in my game

[stuck zephyr]

yes

its the funny war

[marble mango]

september 11 2001

[stuck zephyr]

it must be because they have no mountains

[hearty gulch]

no god damnit no

[marble mango]

stuped, spain is full of mountain

hills

[stuck zephyr]

GUYS

I KNOW THE LORE BEHIND THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR

[marble mango]

but its hot there so ppl dont argue

unlike the balkans

[stuck zephyr]

Francisco Franco made nationalist spain because he was sad about the lack of mountains

so he wanted to make mountains

[hearty gulch]

Catalonia 👀

[marble mango]

California

[stuck zephyr]

Baja California

[marble mango]

my pc is going to exceed the average temperature of nevada

[stuck zephyr]

Area 51

i find it funny how nevada basically doesnt even own the state

cuz of federal land or some shit

[marble mango]

deserved

[meager veldt]

I'm gonna raid area 52

[stuck zephyr]

red land is land states dont own

nevada basically doesnt own its state

i find it interesting how the UK doesnt have this ( i dont think)

basically

[marble mango]

land tax should be real

[stuck zephyr]

you cant build a house in federal land

[hearty gulch]

so basically

[stuck zephyr]

or you'll get bollocked by the american rozzers

[hearty gulch]

this is a green belt

but only the federal government can build there

[stuck zephyr]

oh

we do have one nvm

kinda

[stuck zephyr]

are you british

[hearty gulch]

no

[stuck zephyr]

cuz

i didnt know about the green belt

[hearty gulch]

i just know about the green belt

[stuck zephyr]

and im literally from england

[marble mango]

i dont live in england

[stuck zephyr]

didnt you say your turkish

[marble mango]

im not turkish

[stuck zephyr]

what

scammer

[marble mango]

im indian

[stuck zephyr]

same thing

[hearty gulch]

im dominican but i live in america

[marble mango]

yeah thats cause i lied

again

[stuck zephyr]

so your not indian

you've got a philippines role making me think your filipino

[marble mango]

took you long enough

[meager veldt]

[stuck zephyr]

im tempted to rig the civil war

to make the republicans win

cuz every time i load this world its always a nationalist victory

[marble mango]

it was always rigged from the start

[stuck zephyr]

meaning

your telling me

its always gonna be a nationalist victory

unless i do intervention

[marble mango]

ye

[stuck zephyr]

so

if i give 1 republican troop a flame sword

[marble mango]

IF they had mountains

[stuck zephyr]

the republicans will win

[marble mango]

add hills and watch the chaos

[stuck zephyr]

if there were mountains it would actually maybe be randomized

although

the thing is

every time you load the save

the armies use different strategies

meaning thats why i thought one day the republicans would win on their own

[elfin sphinx]

Gotta thank the national Parks for this

[stuck zephyr]

texas is happy atleast

[marble mango]

what is your highest pop world?

[stuck zephyr]

such a large land so little national parks

[silent ferry]

you forgot to turn off historical ai

smh

[marble mango]

all highways

[elfin sphinx]

Most of that land to the east Texas is barren grassland and farm land

[silent ferry]

murican urban "planning" moment

[marble mango]

parking lot required by law

[stuck zephyr]

federal land is a bit shit innit

they should remove the whole federal land thing tbh

and let states actually own their fucking land

[elfin sphinx]

To be quite fair

Most of that federal land

Is barren

[stuck zephyr]

we let our counties own their land in england

[elfin sphinx]

Mountainous

[stuck zephyr]

except uh

[elfin sphinx]

Or thick forests

[stuck zephyr]

military bases

i think our only exception is military bases and the green b elt

and national parks

which we dont have much of

[silent ferry]

idk about poland

[stuck zephyr]

that moment when yorkshire is basically entirely national park

[silent ferry]

which take on this issue is the worst

[stuck zephyr]

all cuz of the Yorkshire Dales

[silent ferry]

no matter what the answer is poland has implemented it

100%

[stuck zephyr]

poland doesnt have much

[elfin sphinx]

Europe is small

[stuck zephyr]

yeah the USA is fucking massive

[marble mango]

in the philippines we just elect a dictator's son to our country

[stuck zephyr]

isnt it true that most of the states of the USA is the size of a european country

[silent ferry]

europe is bigger

[elfin sphinx]

I swear all of America's national parks or federal land is the size of most of Europe

Texas is massive in of itself

U drive 4 hours in Texas ur probably still in Texas

[stuck zephyr]

lets be honest

[silent ferry]

the pride of the polish military can destroy america

[elfin sphinx]

Drive 4 hours in Europe

Oh boy

[stuck zephyr]

the USA is not that united 💀

neither is the united kingdom

both the USA and the UK are lying

[silent ferry]

amtrak-bidenism will unite the US

[stuck zephyr]

neither of us are united

[elfin sphinx]

Neither is any western country that isn't in an active war

[stuck zephyr]

UK isnt united cuz we are a colony of poland

[marble mango]

UK isnt real

israel isreal

[stuck zephyr]

israel doesnt exist

its actually

The Polish Dominion of Jewish People

wait

💀

i shouldnt use polish and jewish in the same sentence

[elfin sphinx]

South Poland

[silent ferry]

Why

[stuck zephyr]

how big even is the jewish population of poland nowadays

[silent ferry]

Poland historically was a safe space for jews

Before the partitions

[stuck zephyr]

after the british deported them all and sent them to israel

[silent ferry]

We had the 2nd biggest jewish population before ww2

Now it's smol

[marble mango]

what do you call someone half american and half jew?

[elfin sphinx]

Jewish American

I guess

Idk

[marble mango]

jew-ish

[stuck zephyr]

i dont get it

[silent ferry]

L

[marble mango]

how do you not get it

[stuck zephyr]

OH

ok nvm i get it

[silent ferry]

bruh

[stuck zephyr]

is this a certified wooosh moment

i got a based status 😎

[silent ferry]

What the fuck is a taiwan

[marble mango]

based? based on what?

[stuck zephyr]

sorry sorry

i meant

[elfin sphinx]

South East china

[stuck zephyr]

the polish province of formosa

[silent ferry]

Tru

[marble mango]

i dont wanna live in west china

taiwan is better

[stuck zephyr]

west china?

do you mean the polish dominion of greater hong kong?

[elfin sphinx]

Isn't west china where all the civil Rights violations occur 💀

Cuz that's where the Muslim populations live

[stuck zephyr]

yes

East Turkestan

[marble mango]

uhygurs?? more like n-

[stuck zephyr]

also known as

Sinkiang/Xinjiang

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah

[stuck zephyr]

sinkiang if your a hoi4 gamer

xinjiang if your an intellectual

cuz xinjiang is the proper way to spell it 💀

[marble mango]

nothing bad is happening in hot china

[stuck zephyr]

idk how they called it sinkiang

[elfin sphinx]

Probably how they actually pronounce it in Chinese and just made it easier for english people

[stuck zephyr]

aight ima make republican spain win

[marble mango]

democracy ftw

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[marble mango]

what

[stuck zephyr]

if only you knew that the second spanish republic was not actually a republic

they were going communist

[marble mango]

nonaligned ftw

[stuck zephyr]

which is why the nationalists had a hissy fit

thats why the soviets sent republican spain volunteers during the civil war

cuz they were aligned to the communists

[elfin sphinx]

Me a conservative here's the word Republican 👏 👏

Me realizing they were commies 😓

[marble mango]

anarchists ftw

[stuck zephyr]

BRO

ANARCHIST MUSIC ARE BANGERS

"Mother anarchy loves her sons" and "Himno de riego" are bangers

they're really good

im not even an anarchist i just love listening to the songs

[silent ferry]

There is a lot of patriotic bangers from all around the world

Not only the anthem of tannu tuva

[stuck zephyr]

bij bolszewika is a jam too

[marble mango]

tannu what?

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/tanna-tuva-flag-wave-tuvans-people-republic-gif-17789647

[silent ferry]

Bij bolszewika w każdej go postaci

[stuck zephyr]

i think thats the only bit of polish i actually know

it stands for "beat the bolshevik"

[silent ferry]

Bo to jest twój największy dzisiaj wróg

[silent ferry]

Correct

[stuck zephyr]

i feel bad for poland

they thought the soviets came to save them but instead they were also attacking 💀

[marble mango]

bosnia

[stuck zephyr]

but it worked out cuz they established the polish province of greater russia

[silent ferry]

Small state that existed in the 20th century close to mongolia

A soviet puppet state

[stuck zephyr]

nono

it was a reference to hoi4

[silent ferry]

Which was later annexed

[marble mango]

i was making a hoi4 reference

[stuck zephyr]

when soviets do the focus to annex tannu tuva on hoi4

when yo uget the event

the only optiopn is

"Tannu what?"

[marble mango]

wooosh

[silent ferry]

I dont play hoi4 much

Dont blame me

I play paint.net

[silent ferry]

Still

[marble mango]

Tannu What?

[silent ferry]

It fucking annoys me how everyone knows this nation from hoi4

[stuck zephyr]

if you press it doesnt it lower your stability

same tbh

nah nah i genuinely knew about it before cuz i am way too much of a history nerd

[silent ferry]

When it was a quite interesting nation irl

[stuck zephyr]

ill be honest though i didnt know about mengjiang

and manchuria

[silent ferry]

L

I did

[stuck zephyr]

or the chinese warlords

except tibet

[marble mango]

tibet independence

make it real

[silent ferry]

Xibei San Ma should rule china

[stuck zephyr]

no

your so wrong

guangxi clique should rule china

[silent ferry]

Under polish protectorship ofc

[stuck zephyr]

the xinjiang clique should rule china

[marble mango]

kmt should rule china

[stuck zephyr]

kmt is shit

uh

[silent ferry]

poland should rule china directly

[stuck zephyr]

totally not googling the current ruling party of poland

[silent ferry]

piss

[stuck zephyr]

oh

its literally piss?

piss should rule china

[silent ferry]

it's PiS

pretty much piss

(they should not rule poland to begin with)

[stuck zephyr]

wow wow republicans won spanish civil war fully legit!

totally!

[silent ferry]

incredible

what an amazing plot twist

[stuck zephyr]

that means historical ai is now off

meaning

[silent ferry]

poland can win this

[stuck zephyr]

russian, german, british, turkish, yugoslav, greek, french ciivil wars go brrrrrrrrr

and polish

cuz whenever you disable historical ai on hoi4

[silent ferry]

polish peasant revolt go

[stuck zephyr]

basically every country in europe has a civil war

[silent ferry]

hooray

[stuck zephyr]

infact

[stuck zephyr]

ill make a map of all countries that get civil wars in hoi4

from their focuses

cuz im that sad

[silent ferry]

bruh

[marble mango]

🤓

[silent ferry]

i'm even sadder

i make maps with towns that are made to be adjustable to historical and althistorical borders

besides making them accurate to the borders of the period

[marble mango]

can you make the map bigger

pwease

[silent ferry]

time to log onto worldbox for the first time since forever

i wonder how many mods are going to break

[silent ferry]

prob 0 cuz no major update happened

[silent ferry]

i think italy is confirmed to have a civil war in the new dlc already

isnt it

[stuck zephyr]

in mexico on hoi4 you only get 258926 civil wars before they stop

[stuck zephyr]

im not sure

i havnt been reading the leaks

[silent ferry]

i have like 10 hours in hoi4 and 100 hours of watching hoi4 videos

[silent ferry]

not leaks

dev diaries

[stuck zephyr]

havnt been reading them either

whenever i try communist hungary it says i will enter a civil war

but then it doesnt happen

like on the focus it says

"This will lead the country into civil war"

[silent ferry]

ok so

[stuck zephyr]

but it doesnt happen

[silent ferry]

all ncms mods are working

[stuck zephyr]

to get german civil war you gotta do oppose hitler

[silent ferry]

but the chinese mod does not

[stuck zephyr]

to get soviet civil war you gotta go left, right or tsarist exiles

to get polish civil war you gotta piss off the peasants or the falangists

to get mexican civil war you do nothing

it just happens

unavoidable

[hasty cipher]

i got a question

[stuck zephyr]

brazil gets a civil war from one of portugals focuses

[hasty cipher]

how do i make an land/country

only attack 1 country

cuz i whanted like 2 poeple to fight

[stuck zephyr]

what

[hasty cipher]

then the one guy gets in a war with 99 countries

[stuck zephyr]

use spite

get powerbox

[hasty cipher]

i did it on

the country

And it said

like

[stuck zephyr]

get powerbox mod

[hasty cipher]

that he is going at war

on

30 countries

[stuck zephyr]

powerbox adds this

you can choose who it declares war on

[hasty cipher]

i have it already

how use it

why dont the countries attack

[stuck zephyr]

click one country while its active

[silent ferry]

whatever i will just delete all my mods and reinstall them

[hasty cipher]

fr just spited everyone

[stuck zephyr]

then click another

[hasty cipher]

k

[stuck zephyr]

oh

[silent ferry]

i had nothing important going on with em anyway

[stuck zephyr]

you want them to attack?

[hasty cipher]

and good maps?

[hasty cipher]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

thats just a problem with worldbox's shit ai

[hasty cipher]

fr had to put on sonic speed

and wait 4 minuts

[stuck zephyr]

the ai is really bad so it will take ages to attack

[hasty cipher]

when they just put a whole country on fire

then stop and the country died out

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO POLANDS JUST DECLARED WAR ON GERMANY

[hasty cipher]

LMAO

[silent ferry]

he he he haw

[hasty cipher]

where do i find ww2 map

[stuck zephyr]

i see they're doing it before geramny can do it on them

[silent ferry]

to berlin we go

[stuck zephyr]

thing is

on hoi4 and worldbox

poland starts stronger than germany

[hasty cipher]

i do have a map its just the whole world

but its tiny

[stuck zephyr]

they only get weaker once anschluss and the sudetenland annexation starts

[silent ferry]

also it surrounds poland in the process

[stuck zephyr]

polish invasion of berlin

[silent ferry]

why cant they just

paradrop

smh

[stuck zephyr]

lmao konigsberg is isolated

rip them

polands gonna rip konigsberg apart

[silent ferry]

good

[stuck zephyr]

what

woudl of thought it would translate to konigsberg

would*

did they just entirely rename the city?

instead of just translating it to russian?

[silent ferry]

yes

[strong rivet]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

ik they deported all the german population to mainland germany

[strong rivet]

after kalinin

[silent ferry]

^

[stuck zephyr]

and sent the russian population to live there

russification was brutal

still is

[silent ferry]

Mf calls himself a history nerd and doesnt know that

[stuck zephyr]

wait did i call myself that at some point

[silent ferry]

Yes

[stuck zephyr]

whys somebody impersonating me using an among us pfp 💀

[silent ferry]

Lmfao

[stuck zephyr]

2 people are

💀

gotta love being impersonated

wait no

you know how i was on about anarchist music

[strong rivet]

your just too popular

[stuck zephyr]

was himno de riego anarchist

[silent ferry]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[stuck zephyr]

cuz ik that the republicans had anarchists on their side

during the spanish civil war

[stuck zephyr]

oh

bad memory 💀

https://youtu.be/wZAgWC9G8WY this is a jam

anarchists make good music

i dont support their ideology but they make absolute jams

[strong rivet]

i am calling myself a history nerd so yall can point it out

[stuck zephyr]

CAN I JUST ASK HOW THE FUCK THIS WORKS

ANARCHISM IS WHERE YOU DONT HAVE A LEADER OR SOMETHING

[elfin sphinx]

Basically

[silent ferry]

Brain cancer

[elfin sphinx]

The monarchy enforces anarchy?

[strong rivet]

the same way anarcho despotism work

[stuck zephyr]

do they go

"This king is cool but they arent our leader"

or something

[reef root]

Technoblade I guess

[stuck zephyr]

i mean technoblade was an anarchist apparently so

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah I think the monarchy just enforces the anarchy or something

[stuck zephyr]

nah fuck that

we should all follow this

[silent ferry]

Yes

[strong rivet]

they have a leader they follow

[silent ferry]

Return to monke

[reef root]

return to monke

[stuck zephyr]

imagine there actually was a country that followed the ideas of anarcho-primitivism

[strong rivet]

he might not even exist in some cases

[silent ferry]

They wouldn't last long

[stuck zephyr]

wasnt the only anarchist country that existed that one in ukraine

[elfin sphinx]

No anarchy lasts long 💀

[strong rivet]

something of a powerless god

[stuck zephyr]

then it got annexed by the ussr

[silent ferry]

Yes

[stuck zephyr]

or atleast the only successful anarchist country

there might of been 2 but the anarchists in spain never decided to revolt

[silent ferry]

During the civil war chaos

[elfin sphinx]

You can count rebellions anarchist

[stuck zephyr]

instead they decided to side with the republicans

NAH NAH

IMAGINE THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR IRL WAS LIKE THE HOI4 ONE

WHERE THERES 4 FACTIONS

the nationalists, carlists, republicans and anarchists

instead of just nationalists and republicans

i wonder what countries would support who

ussr would probs still be supporting republicans

germany and italy would probs still be supporting nationalists

[silent ferry]

Tannu tuvan-carlist alliance

[stuck zephyr]

an alliance we all need

polish invasion of konigsberg

WHY AM I GETTING TURKISH ADS ON YOUTUBE

💀

[silent ferry]

Br

Uh

[stuck zephyr]

MY VPN IS NOT IN TURKEY

i havnt set my language to turkish either

[silent ferry]

Maybe you forgot to worship erdogan today

[reef root]

Looks like the polish had enough of being bullied

[stuck zephyr]

hitler has been killed by polish troops

[silent ferry]

Eyyyyy

[reef root]

Nice

Make the soldier immortal

[stuck zephyr]

i did

L SOVIET CIVIL WAR

[silent ferry]

Hah

[stuck zephyr]

i feel bad for those 21 soviet troops trapped inside of murmansk

[silent ferry]

I dont

Kill them all

[stuck zephyr]

the tsar isnt gonna be restored

sad times

stalins dead now tho

[silent ferry]

Not good then

[stuck zephyr]

2 major leaders dead 💀

stalin and hitler

[silent ferry]

Who will ruin the ussr if not him

[reef root]

Damn Poland got their revenge

[stuck zephyr]

neville chamberlain is gonna die soon

by the polish

[stuck zephyr]

T r o t s k y .

[silent ferry]

Bruh

[stuck zephyr]

POLAND DONT KILL BIG MAN NEVILLE

PLS

[silent ferry]

He is in mexico

[reef root]

Damn Poland really killing all who wronged them

[silent ferry]

And mexico does not exist

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry if your not careful neville chamberlain will definitely 100% declare war on you

[reef root]

In their defense they did abandon Poland

[silent ferry]

Impossible

What will he do

Bomb me with leaflets?

[stuck zephyr]

he will

he will

uh

he will send you an angry letter!

[silent ferry]

We surrender

[stuck zephyr]

saying "No more invading land or I will bomb you with leaflets"

[silent ferry]

NO

[stuck zephyr]

very scary threat

[silent ferry]

WE SURRENDER

SPARE US

[strong rivet]

i mean they got it irl

[silent ferry]

How

We lost the war

[reef root]

Don’t worry just bomb them with the millions of worthless German money you got

[astral seal]

[stuck zephyr]

NO

[strong rivet]

1919-1921

[stuck zephyr]

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN WILL DO IF YOU DO THAT

HES A POWERFUL MAN

HE COULD SEND YOU AN ANGRY LETTER

[silent ferry]

Yeah and then they steamrolled us right after

[stuck zephyr]

OH BOY IF HE SENDS YOU AN ANGRY LETTER YOUR SCREWED

[reef root]

I’m assuming this letter is filled to the brim with anthrax

[stuck zephyr]

nono

just an angry letter

[strong rivet]

germany did all the work

[stuck zephyr]

neville chamberlain wants peace in our time

[silent ferry]

True

But that doesnt change much

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[silent ferry]

We still lost ww2

[stuck zephyr]

i feel bad that poland got punished for ww2 even though they were apart of the allies

meanwhile bulgaria got rewarded even though they were part of the axis

[strong rivet]

how did we get punished

[stuck zephyr]

lost your eastern land

became a commie dictatorship

became a puppet of the ussr

[reef root]

Meanwhile Italy swapped teams mid game

[stuck zephyr]

like sure bulgaria got the same fate as you but they literally gained land even though they were axis

[strong rivet]

i mean how did bulgariq get rewarded

[stuck zephyr]

gained land

[silent ferry]

Meanwhile romania rejoining ww1 in the very last day of fighting and stealing itself an empire

[strong rivet]

all they got is dobrudja and they got ruined by commies

[stuck zephyr]

still better than what happened to czechoslovakia, hungary and poland

and romania

[silent ferry]

Not like they were in a good shape before

[stuck zephyr]

all 4 of those lost land and became a commie dictatorship

bulgaria gained land and became a commie dictatorship

[strong rivet]

i mean eastern land wasnt too useful

[silent ferry]

True

[stuck zephyr]

are you bullying lwow

[silent ferry]

But we still did lose

[strong rivet]

meanwhile the western has alot of coal money

[strong rivet]

i like lvov

[silent ferry]

More developed overall

[reef root]

And there’s Sweden trading with Germany and getting away scotfree

[strong rivet]

and more industrialized

[stuck zephyr]

i find it interesting how east germany is still visible on certain maps

[strong rivet]

how you gonna punish a country not in the world, also same happened to swiss

[strong rivet]

many ports which we lacked before ww2 and tourism money

[stuck zephyr]

theres this one with the amount of people who vote for leftist parties

[silent ferry]

invade them and put them under polish supervision

[stuck zephyr]

once again east germay is visible

[hearty gulch]

is that by age or something?

[stuck zephyr]

idk

[reef root]

It’s percentage of migrants to natural born Germans I think

[stuck zephyr]

theres this one

east germany is visible

list of german states by GRP

east germany is like that one stain you cant get rid of

[hearty gulch]

Bavaria

[strong rivet]

also why did they choose boon for a capital

[stuck zephyr]

bavaria was not apart of east germany

[silent ferry]

yes

[strong rivet]

west i mean

[stuck zephyr]

what

[silent ferry]

he meant bonn

tf was that

[stuck zephyr]

boon moment

i wonder if you look at a ukrainian election map if the polish portion of ukraine is still visible

[silent ferry]

what's weird with choosing bonn for an administrative capital

[silent ferry]

not really

[strong rivet]

like choose munich or hamburg or one of those 4 cities in the industrial heartland

[stuck zephyr]

nah not really

[stuck zephyr]

or west berlin

[hearty gulch]

bruh even kiev

[stuck zephyr]

people forget west berlin was a thing

[silent ferry]

bruh

tf you mean west berlin

[strong rivet]

west berlin was kinda small i think

[silent ferry]

literally disconnected from the rest of the nation

[stuck zephyr]

west and east berlin

[strong rivet]

yea

[silent ferry]

better to choose something in the central-ish part instead

[reef root]

Berlin Wall

[stuck zephyr]

help im jamming to mother anarchy loves her sons

[strong rivet]

if the soviets would launch an attack administrative people would be dead

[silent ferry]

i know i was just confused because it's completely unreasonable to have the capital there

[stuck zephyr]

wait but what about mother anarchies daughters

[silent ferry]

women

[stuck zephyr]

women

[silent ferry]

(epic joke)

[stuck zephyr]

i will send you to helsinki

a fate worse than death

[strong rivet]

for ice cream

molotov moment

[reef root]

You can also send him to Luton the place that is considered the worst city in the uk

[stuck zephyr]

luton 🤮

i've been to luton before driving through it and its a shithole

[strong rivet]

or podlasie

[silent ferry]

NO

NEVER

[reef root]

Nice we found the polish’s weakness

[stuck zephyr]

i think south africa got drunk making capitals

[silent ferry]

i like having telegraph connection

[strong rivet]

podlasie citizens try to be civilazed challange (99% fail

[silent ferry]

i dont wanna end up in podlasie

[reef root]

You could also the choose the Detroit option if you wanna go overseas

[stuck zephyr]

NO

NOT DETROIT

[strong rivet]

i like having not to hunt mammoth for breakfast

[reef root]

Nice found the British weakness

[silent ferry]

i can't own shit in detroit unfortunately

[stuck zephyr]

we didnt even own detroit but its still our weakness anyways

michigan was not apart of the 13 colonies

[reef root]

I mean some suburbs are considered “free” but your safety is in the negatives

[stuck zephyr]

literally who would ever want to own michigan 🤮

its so bad that the USA made michigan independent

michigan is the only place poland doesnt want to own

only 2 independent countries in the world

Poland and Michigan

💀 i didn't think you would have to google it

[strong rivet]

we own podlasie we can handle everything

[stuck zephyr]

ofc detroit is unsafe

i think even a newborn baby knows that detroit is unsafe

who the fuck would want to live in detroit

[reef root]

An insane business man

I mean it’s basically free real estate in Detroit

No one really wants to live in the suburbs

[stuck zephyr]

alll you have to do to get a house in detroit is to smash a window open and shoot the occupants of it

then you technically own it

[strong rivet]

[stuck zephyr]

polands annexed germany lets gooo

idk if this is accurate

reich in german means realm

theres literally 2 polish people here i think i could ask but im not going to 😎

[strong rivet]

realm does not mean obszaru

[stuck zephyr]

ok so google translate got it wrong again

nice

[strong rivet]

realm honestly is like world

idk

[reef root]

They can now bomb the uk with their unlimited german money

[stuck zephyr]

no they cant

the uk will bomb them with leaflets

and send them angry letters saying how invasions are bad

[reef root]

But those cost money

And hiring people to print them would even be more expensive

While the German money is basically worthless

[stuck zephyr]

That's it

i will make neville chamberlain get angry at you @reef root

better run

he will do appeasement on you if your not careful

[reef root]

By any chance does he like rice?

[stuck zephyr]

my syria always declares independence from france then gets destroyed 💀

[hasty cipher]

any ww2 maps 0-0

[hasty cipher]

Lmao

[stuck zephyr]

i got a ww2 europe map

[hasty cipher]

wher

:)

[stuck zephyr]

its pc only tho

[reef root]

Free real estate for Iraq

[hasty cipher]

yes ik

i said i had powerbox

duhhh

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah

[hasty cipher]

is it one with borders alreaddy?

i like making corona on there

[hasty cipher]

map?

[stuck zephyr]

yes it is

[hasty cipher]

slide

and what are you using

[stuck zephyr]

im trying to find it now

[hasty cipher]

with the

portugal

and

france thingy

and irag

balbla

[silent ferry]

alright

i updated all the mods

[stuck zephyr]

#🌐map-downloads message a lot of european borders are off

[silent ferry]

back on the grindset now

[stuck zephyr]

like

mainly shifted to the south

ahem czechoslovakia

but apart from that

how dare you react with a shit emoji polska man

thats it

[silent ferry]

heheheha

[stuck zephyr]

i will make the polish province of tealand declare independence

[silent ferry]

impossible

[stuck zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdiSpA8h60 jam

someone in the comments is saying thats the wrong coat of arms

cuz if the bird has stars on its wings that means communism

is that true @silent ferry

[strong rivet]

what star

[stuck zephyr]

if you look closely theres stars on the wings

[silent ferry]

during communism the coat of arms didn't have a crown

and also

wdym star

[silent ferry]

bruh

[stuck zephyr]

really faint

[silent ferry]

still it's not the communist one

the communist one didn't have a crown

[elfin sphinx]

Worldbox screenshots to history and flags n stuff

[strong rivet]

yes

but aslong as no moda we are fine

[elfin sphinx]

Mods be tripping

[stuck zephyr]

this is also a jam

[elfin sphinx]

I found the base image to the twinlands map on a sub Reddit

[strong rivet]

ive heard it too much

[stuck zephyr]

what about hej sokoly (which is actually polish but for some reason everyone thinks its ukrainian)

[silent ferry]

fire

[silent ferry]

it's about ukraine tho

[strong rivet]

nobody thinks its ukrainian but it is

[stuck zephyr]

everyone says its a ukrainain folk song tho

[strong rivet]

atleast it was made by an ukrainian

[stuck zephyr]

even though its polish about ukraine

[strong rivet]

its a polish-ukrainian song

[strong rivet]

polish ukraininan

[silent ferry]

it was made by some pole living in ukraine

[potent mortar]

Konnichiwa

[hasty cipher]

i love world war on worldbox

can see russia loosing 70% of their population

and 3 poeple getting france*

[stuck zephyr]

usually syria and brittany revolt from france

on that map

[silent ferry]

it's time to resume work on this behemoth

time to finish austria-hungary

[stuck zephyr]

AUSTRIA-HUNGARY

MMMM

I LOVE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN BORDERS

[hasty cipher]

:o can you give me when your done :)

i upvote

[stuck zephyr]

that's a world war 1 map btw

if you couldnt tell

somehow

[strong rivet]

why does russia own everything

[silent ferry]

i will post it in map downloads

[reef root]

Yo are you populating Greenland or nah

[silent ferry]

?

[hasty cipher]

wheres luxembourg

[silent ferry]

ain't finished yet

[stuck zephyr]

WHERES MONACO

[elfin sphinx]

Can we all take a moment to talk about how the current state of the world is reminiscent of pre world War one

[stuck zephyr]

I CAN SEE LUXEMBOURG BUT NO MONACO

[hasty cipher]

oh ill wait for you to finish

i need

[surreal harbor]

ayyy

[hasty cipher]

britain be like i figh teveryone

[stuck zephyr]

you mean very tense?

[hasty cipher]

nicee

[elfin sphinx]

Sexy

[elfin sphinx]

Nancy Pelosi is basically archduke rn

[hasty cipher]

what is that cross for in the thingy

[stuck zephyr]

austro-hungarian borders are sexy

[elfin sphinx]

Very

[stuck zephyr]

i think we can all agree on that

[hasty cipher]

wooden cross icon

[silent ferry]

not sure

[hasty cipher]

wich mod

[stuck zephyr]

who else thinks austro-hungarian borders are sexy

[silent ferry]

something from the mod im using

[hasty cipher]

lol britain is conquering the wolrd ez

[hasty cipher]

what it do?

[stuck zephyr]

i got it too

[silent ferry]

i can give someone a cross

[elfin sphinx]

Sexiest borders to ever exist in my opinion

It's warbox

[hasty cipher]

0-0 luxembourg conqeured medieval germany

it now taking italy

[strong rivet]

actually realistic

[stuck zephyr]

ok this french man shoots cannonballs at boats now

[hasty cipher]

oh it failed

[hasty cipher]

WHAT

HOW

HOW

[stuck zephyr]

warbox

[elfin sphinx]

Warbox

[hasty cipher]

TELL MEE

how get

[stuck zephyr]

good mod

it makes naval battles

[hasty cipher]

how get warbox

[stuck zephyr]

same way as powerbox

[hasty cipher]

howw!!!

HOWW!!!

[elfin sphinx]

In

[hasty cipher]

where download

[stuck zephyr]

same way as powerbox

[elfin sphinx]

Mods

[stuck zephyr]

#🔧mods

[hasty cipher]

is there more like war yes :)

[hasty cipher]

direct link pls

[stuck zephyr]

ok

[hasty cipher]

i cant search

[stuck zephyr]

if i find it i will give direct link

[hasty cipher]

man fr claired independence

[stuck zephyr]

#🔧mods message i think this is the latest version

mod adds naval battles

also a bunch of other random shit that i dont wanna mess with

[hasty cipher]

oo is there one that mkae better war?

[stuck zephyr]

idk

my wars are working fine idk whats wrong with yours

time to give everyone on this map alien blasters and spite

for a bit of trolling

i missed doing that

[strong rivet]

I love

[stuck zephyr]

a funny gun

its rapid fire

i love making the alien blaster rapid fire

with powerboxa

powerbox

[hasty cipher]

ehm wich link is the download link

[stuck zephyr]

OH YEAH

WITH POWERBOX @hasty cipher

[hasty cipher]

?

[stuck zephyr]

you can change the stats

of the weapons

[stuck zephyr]

i think third one???

[hasty cipher]

so wich link is the download link for warbox

[elfin sphinx]

For any border makers in the chat, I recommend making your borders in relation to population density, the more dense an areas population is the more distinct villages will be in that area

[stuck zephyr]

wait no not third

[hasty cipher]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/379734 https://gamebanana.com/mods/377825 https://gamebanana.com/mods/366519 https://gamebanana.com/mods/366527

[elfin sphinx]

Makes the game more fun in my opinion

[stuck zephyr]

@hasty cipher https://gamebanana.com/mods/379734 this one

[stuck zephyr]

sad i didnt do that 😭

i kinda did for the uk actually

england having highest population density

[elfin sphinx]

It's kinda like how it is with other games

Look at hoi4 russia

[stuck zephyr]

i like how in hoi4 you can just let japan invade siberia and it wont bother you

[elfin sphinx]

Fr

[stuck zephyr]

cuz theres literally no victory points in siberia except vladivostok

[elfin sphinx]

As Russia u can let people take a lot

[stuck zephyr]

its only once western russia starts getting invaded that you need to panic

or if japan gets past the urals

[elfin sphinx]

Rare

[stuck zephyr]

usually you can cap japan before they get past the urals

[elfin sphinx]

Urals also make a good defensive line

[stuck zephyr]

mhm

if you captitulate then try to captitulate i nthe urals

cuz

if you cap as ussr you still get to keep like

very very small lands

[silent ferry]

alright i made the second vienna award borders work finally

[stuck zephyr]

ALSO

[silent ferry]

god i hate transylvania

[stuck zephyr]

if you play as ethiopia

abandon everything except the mountains

try to hold the mountains and addis ababa

[silent ferry]

slovakia looks way better with transkarpatia

[hasty cipher]

is there a mod that makes like walls

around countries

[stuck zephyr]

also

the national anthem of republican spain is a lot better than modern day spains anthem change my mind

[stuck zephyr]

no

https://youtu.be/s-Xemd4X97E

ingen is a chad for making all these videos

of anthems

[hasty cipher]

OOPSY

SORRY

[strong rivet]

?

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna make an all-out war between poland and germany

both with rapid fire alien blasters

[strong rivet]

Poland

[sullen inlet]

Nation I usually play as in hoi4

[silent ferry]

Буй

[sullen inlet]

I can now end the civilwar in a year and a half as the republicans

[stuck zephyr]

i died as the republicans

cuz i hate the spanish civil war

i had the anarchists rebel from me

[sullen inlet]

Delay the civil war until early 1937 to complete disband the army: it makes the nationalist start with 2/5 the army they would have and you get the equipment

[stuck zephyr]

i cant

idk how