🍻weekend-hangout

[spark kelp]

If only

[strange lagoon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g-_Kl1nV4mM?si=kzr5d-tJXYMgNdTA Its the Final Brain Cell

[clear crag]

This place is back

[mild bridge]

a

[clear crag]

I'm batman

[wary hound]

~bt

[bitter venture]

@wary hound: A rock

[clear crag]

~bt

[bitter venture]

@clear crag: ~ Actually

[tacit beacon]

[clear crag]

[clear crag]

Frog

[clear crag]

Tally hall

[fallow hawk]

Monday

[soft cradle]

What

[viscid glen]

we're so back

[slow elk]

monday

[fleet crypt]

the day after monday for me

[pine arch]

Weekend

Heaven

[strange wadi]

We got two tanks in the chat?

Nice

[fervent umbra]

There’s canonically like 4 tanks on this server

[fallow hawk]

Canonically I microwaved my hamster and fed it to @viscid glen

[clear crag]

Microwave some ants

[mild bridge]

[mild bridge]

they're too small to be affected

[clear crag]

Shhh

[wary hound]

https://tenor.com/view/when-hope-calls-rj-hatanaka-mountie-gabriel-duty-calls-gif-15402772

[spark kelp]

Ahaha

[clear crag]

Guys it’s not the weekend

Moderators not doing they’re job right

[mild bridge]

not real

[wary hound]

Meow

[marble trout]

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[slow elk]

i have been summoned

[tacit beacon]

Funny one

[shy vale]

why is this chat even opened when there is no weekend

[tacit beacon]

The admins don’t care and weekend should be eternal

[static laurel]

Yep

Sounds about right

[fallow hawk]

Weekmid

[pine arch]

Weekend? More like weekpeak

[spark kelp]

😂

[charred spruce]

Yeah, questions?

[tacit beacon]

The unimaginable confusion when my 7.7 br ass gets matched with guys with 9.0

[charred spruce]

That's isn't possible unless you play in a friend who takes higher br vehicle and he is the host

[tacit beacon]

It was a guy with 8.7 because he only had one vehicle in arcade battles

But the vehicle was 9.0

[charred spruce]

Well it makes sense then

Game can only give you battles with 1 br higher or lower

So your friend can have battles from 6.7 to 9.7

[tacit beacon]

He had AAM and flares

[tacit beacon]

I play solo

Probably why the grind is so slow

[charred spruce]

No I have question how the fuck you had battle with almost 2 br higher 💀

[tacit beacon]

It’s just bad matchmaking

But here’s the worst part: when I switched to Israel, they only have 3 jets in rank 5

So two of my planes were br 5 prop planes

[charred spruce]

Common israel L

[tacit beacon]

I still pop off with them occasionally

[timid wadi]

when is the next update???

[pine arch]

Sir this is #🍻weekend-hangout

We just chill in here

[timid wadi]

sorry sir

[pine arch]

Np

[timid wadi]

didnt know we had to be chill

[pine arch]

You gotta be chill like that

Or

An alcoholic

[timid wadi]

is there an option c for both

[pine arch]

Both is good

[spark kelp]

Wait

When is this getting closed?

[signal void]

E

[civic plaza]

[spark kelp]

Oh wait it’s Sunday that’s why it’s open

[civic plaza]

open?

wdym

does this server get closed

[spark kelp]

This chat is usually not here

[civic plaza]

ohh

weekend hangout

its thursday tho

[tidal vale]

Just leave it open always

[spark kelp]

Oh

[spark kelp]

True

[thin coral]

This is open a day sooner

[spark kelp]

Very observant

[tribal comet]

Ddd

[spark kelp]

Eee

[spark kelp]

Fff

[gleaming smelt]

The update is updated next update

[snow wagon]

I love the weekend

[signal void]

We and my boys love weekends

[torn edge]

<@&576402235185954873> <@&726081300150091847> how would you rate the last day of school

(or your exams if you're still somehow testing)

[wooden pier]

buddy

school here starts in september

[fallow hawk]

Ping every immortal rn

[neat sluice]

i have a little less than a month here

[fallow hawk]

I dare you

Wait why am I not immortal

Stg I boosted

[torn edge]

it starts in august

[fallow hawk]

There ya go

[wooden pier]

no here it starts in september and

[torn edge]

i will end your family

[wooden pier]

ends in june unless youre in the last grade

[neat sluice]

you leave your house?!?!?!

[fallow hawk]

My school is September to June

[clear crag]

I have 1 more week

[wooden pier]

same

i have 1 more month @torn edge

[neat sluice]

i’m gonna start working at black mesa

[wooden pier]

stop smoking

[fallow hawk]

I have exams sooon

😭

[wooden pier]

get off the zaza IMMEDIATELY

[clear crag]

We should visit one time

[wooden pier]

we still have a lot of time

[neat sluice]

fr

[wooden pier]

@torn edge how can your school start in august

that doesnt make sense

[torn edge]

its like august 31st

[wooden pier]

nvm makes sense

[torn edge]

so pretty much just setemper if you round it

[wooden pier]

ours is 2nd of septembere

1st of september is

consittution day

[torn edge]

yeah thats fair

[wooden pier]

but school ends in june unless youre in the last grade

its like prison here

also the school i go to @torn edge

if i miss 2 classes

i am out

[fallow hawk]

What state is you

[wooden pier]

youre different

ive said it in the gc numerous times

i live in the totalitarian dictatorship of slovakia

[torn edge]

are you in black dolphin, russia

[fallow hawk]

Never heard of that one

I live in Virginia

[torn edge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dolphin_Prison

[wooden pier]

no i went to the most prestigious school

and its literally prison

[torn edge]

how does missing 2 classes get you expelled

what tf

[torn edge]

ah

[fallow hawk]

If ur late 4 times (you can be 20 seconds late) you get detention for a day

and if you miss 10 days you fail the class

[wooden pier]

university of virgina goober

[fallow hawk]

For full year classes if you miss 20 you do

[wooden pier]

whats the guys name

[fallow hawk]

Uh

[wooden pier]

thomas jefferson lover

yeah

[fallow hawk]

I go to highschool

lmao

[agile sorrel]

Goofy

[fallow hawk]

also in going to ODU not UVA

if I go to college

[wooden pier]

uhh thats slightly worse though

[fallow hawk]

Yea but both my parents went to ODU and it’s way closer

Well my dad went to tech

[torn edge]

@wooden pier tomorrow is the big day (WorldBox Stellaris the SEQUEL)

[wooden pier]

yes

[fallow hawk]

(Virginia tech)

[wooden pier]

eye

[fallow hawk]

Then dropped out

And finished at ODU

[wooden pier]

who are some notable people that went to uov

[clear crag]

Wait what the hell

[wooden pier]

university of virginia

[clear crag]

I thought this was general chat

How long was I here

[wooden pier]

besides thomas jefferson

[fallow hawk]

Like no one

Edgar

Did

Edgar Allen Poe

[wooden pier]

ok but edgar is massive w

hes the reason we exist

[fallow hawk]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Old_Dominion_University_alumni

[wooden pier]

noneone

[fallow hawk]

Yea

[wooden pier]

@torn edge should i try going to harvard

[fallow hawk]

I saw some famous occupations

Like nba players

[wooden pier]

meaning school failed them

[fallow hawk]

But no famous people

[wooden pier]

if they turned to sports

[fallow hawk]

Prolly just not A list celebs

[torn edge]

yea

[wooden pier]

wait

will i have to answer

1636 questions

[torn edge]

i think so

[wooden pier]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-fall-gif-3018165396033264915

@torn edge @untold quail @fallow hawk @clear crag

did you know that

slovakia set foot on the moon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Cernan

hes slovak

so realistically speaking

we both share the moon

[fallow hawk]

Lies

[fallow hawk]

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

UAA

USAAAAAA

🦅 🇺🇸

[snow wagon]

Idk that's in 2 months

[tacit beacon]

Last time seeing the bros

Depression/10

[fluid wyvern]

Went home and slept, 10/10

[next turtle]

It was 2 weeks ago for me

[hexed rain]

My last day is next Thursday

[quartz sail]

My last day is Tuesday :(

[topaz horizon]

i'll tell you in 1 month mf

[wooden pier]

idk what this eye fella is smoking

[mental wren]

the last day? like, graduation?

[mild bridge]

I still have a history project to finish

[untold quail]

theyre expanding

its over

slovakian galactic empire

[torn edge]

@wooden pier this is a reference

[wooden pier]

hence im staring it

[deft garden]

it's weekend in about 5 hours for me.

[molten pivot]

~bt

[bitter venture]

@molten pivot: Slovak Galactic Empire

[spark kelp]

life

[cloud merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-marinerscomplex-gif-25256725

im so funny i put TheWeeknd in the weekend channel

[snow wagon]

I agree

[tacit beacon]

@charred spruce I just had a fifteen kill 7.7 jet battles match

[spark kelp]

Damn

[tacit beacon]

Uploaded the match onto my YouTube

Fucking amazing match

[charred spruce]

Neat

[old vault]

Why did this become a mod chat

[charred spruce]

I once got 10 kills in 4.3 Tanks Arcade

[next turtle]

It's returning to its past

Where only mods chatted here, since they were the only ones with access on weekdays

(at least, provided the admins remembered to close it to the public and didn't decide to close it from mods too)

[old vault]

So the channels that are used by the average member are #🌎general and #🎲game-room

Game room used to be dead

With like 30 messages a week

Now it's more like 30000 message a day

[sly badge]

Is that the guy from fortnite?🤓☝️

[torn edge]

opinion on fortnite collabing with fallout btw

check their Instagram

[sly badge]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Cant wait to see preston garvey called the guy from fortnite

Or uh

Nick valentine

[clear crag]

Game room is now gaming

[mild bridge]

No it's only around 3000-8000 depending on if people hosting long or not

[old vault]

Shush

[mild bridge]

nuh
u go shush

[old vault]

Nuh

[mild bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-gif-15270611547611670785

[mild bridge]

[sly badge]

Guts has a 130kg sword

[marble trout]

deepwoken reference

[sly badge]

Stfu

Just stfu

[marble trout]

i told you im going to say that every time if its in deepwoken

https://tenor.com/view/deepwoken-midwoken-sleepwoken-unbalanced-freshie-gif-24556450

[clear crag]

ends in december cuh (first semester in june)

[tacit beacon]

Wish we still had that

[fallow hawk]

@sly badge when get into #🌟royal-tavern

[sly badge]

2 weeks

Lvl 37 2 days probably

[sinful flicker]

Wrd

[calm sparrow]

@sly badge when get into https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/835556478067933184

[sly badge]

Soon

[cold osprey]

han g out

[spark kelp]

🧂

[mild bridge]

#💪brursed-boom

[clear crag]

The week is at an end

[fluid wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-marinerscomplex-gif-25256725

[snow wagon]

Abel

[split fractal]

Poor weekend.. he is not going to be seen in another weekend..

[calm sparrow]

no

[mild bridge]

this is the start smh

[calm sparrow]

monday is the start 👽

[mild bridge]

Well not on my calendar -w-

Sunday is the start as far as ik for the americas and Europe

dunno bout other countries cause never looked into it

[sly badge]

THE FORTNITE GUY

[sly badge]

UR PFP IS ALSO FORTNITE GUY!

[cloud merlin]

you are a comedic genius

[strong nymph]

bro

solid snake is NOT from fortnite

[sly badge]

Yes he is

Fortnite created him🤓☝️

[strong nymph]

snake in fortnite

[sly badge]

Fortniteè

[fallow hawk]

fortnite created you

[dusk wyvern]

[signal void]

Poor dremskiy

[spark kelp]

Sad times

[spark kelp]

Very sad times

Poor guy

[snow wagon]

What

[spark kelp]

Ok

[snow wagon]

What kinda response is that

[spark kelp]

@shadow olive we got them

@snow wagon I apologize

[snow wagon]

Apology accepted

[shadow olive]

good work

[vestal hamlet]

@snow wagon I apologize

[snow wagon]

Apology not accepted

Screw you!

Screw you! 🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛

Screw you! 😠😠😠😠🪛🪛🪛🪛

I love the weekend

[vestal hamlet]

i didn’t mean it

@snow wagon i wish death upon you and your clan and village

[spark kelp]

@snow wagon kill him

[snow wagon]

Yeah

[vestal hamlet]

i’m currently praying

[snow wagon]

Death threats aren't allowed. Please refrain from this rude and disturbing behaviour. This is your last verbal warning before you are dismantled.

[vestal hamlet]

dismantled in what way?

[spark kelp]

W

[snow wagon]

Take apart piece by piece, limb by limb

[vestal hamlet]

deal

anything for mother Russia

[desert flume]

@snow wagon I apologize

[spark kelp]

Yay

@desert flume I’m proud of you

[tacit beacon]

@charred spruce @slim maple Just got the A-4

[spark kelp]

Congratulations

.

[calm sparrow]

a good one

[dusk wyvern]

so this has been open for what? two weeks straight now?

[mild bridge]

yuh huh

[dusk wyvern]

[fallow hawk]

Die

[elder depot]

If only that's the case

in real life

[dusk wyvern]

one day we will live in a utopia where everyone is provided for autonomously

😔🙏

[lusty knoll]

@frigid tusk fix slowmode please

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[frigid tusk]

Thought it was for admins

[lusty knoll]

@clear crag remove slowmode

[slow elk]

remember eternal weekend
this is it now

[spark kelp]

True

[spark kelp]

Boom roasted

[snow wagon]

I am not going to lie

Probably loud

[split fractal]

Augh

Cod zombies sound

[snow wagon]

Truth

[thin coral]

Truth

[molten pivot]

What up yo

It yo boi yo

Yo boi

Skiller

Z

[spark kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/shootme-strike-out-laser-laser-gun-hit-gif-13857983

[marble trout]

https://tenor.com/view/edit-lettre-z-gif-27248169

[molten pivot]

E

[spark kelp]

A

[spark kelp]

It’s in the game

[spark kelp]

:8

[calm sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-a-dancing-gif-9063745

[sly badge]

EA Sports
Greed is in the name

[static laurel]

EA sports
Put payment before playment

[sly badge]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[restive badger]

Whats your favorite flag?

[tidal vale]

The flag bathed in the blood of my enemies, and tempered in the lamentation of their kin

[spark kelp]

True

[clear crag]

@spark kelp @upper vale @hexed rain why does it have no thoughts

[spark kelp]

Phhh

[clear crag]

what did decafq mean by this

[desert flume]

#🌎general message star this heathens

[spark kelp]

Decafa* you hearthan

[clear crag]

ok can you answer me

[spark kelp]

I meant to say ohhh

[clear crag]

phh

[spark kelp]

What did you think it meant

[clear crag]

how the bleep would I know what phh means

[spark kelp]

Bleep you

[clear crag]

no bleep you

💢

[spark kelp]

The bleep you are

[clear crag]

erm what the blerp dude

[spark kelp]

The bleep does blerp mean?

[clear crag]

exclamation

or heck

idk

[spark kelp]

Ohhh

[spark kelp]

Alien

[clear crag]

Skull

[spark kelp]

Fall

[spark kelp]

Spring

[spark kelp]

Winter

[spark kelp]

El dorado

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-dance-cat-vibe-cat-vibing-leila-gif-24155594

[spark kelp]

Thank god

[clear crag]

wha

[spark kelp]

ahw

[clear crag]

haw

no way I leveled up with “haw”

kill me

[spark kelp]

Aww

[clear crag]

kinda fits my pfp but ye

[spark kelp]

True

[spark kelp]

That was truly crazy

[clear crag]

cerveza cristal

[spark kelp]

You ever drink it?

[clear crag]

no I am 17

can’t yet

[spark kelp]

Ahahahaha

[clear crag]

why are you laughing at me

wth is happening to you decafa are u ok 😭

did vienen hack you

[spark kelp]

Wdym? Why’d you bring up vienen

[clear crag]

idk weird message sender number 1

[spark kelp]

True!

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17551062976351461149

[spark kelp]

It’s a god

[spark kelp]

Is this allowed 💀

[clear crag]

wym

decafa you okay buddy

[spark kelp]

DOnt buddy me

[clear crag]

are u ok though

it’s all yap and yap

I do not understand shit you say 😭

[mild bridge]

Is that yapology thread still there

[clear crag]

what is a yapology

[spark kelp]

Woah dude why’d you just curse

[clear crag]

sorry

I do not understand blurp you say

[spark kelp]

Thanks

@clear crag respond

[clear crag]

whar

[mild bridge]

https://api.obamabot.me/gifs/a320fd2db0ef9fff.gif

[spark kelp]

Wth

@clear crag did you make your pfp?

[clear crag]

Nah I found it online

I do NOT draw good

[clear crag]

is that the evo knight from clash royale

[mild bridge]

idk

[spark kelp]

Lol

[spark kelp]

Yes

[clear crag]

I KNEW it

[spark kelp]

Very observant

@clear crag you’re so smart

[clear crag]

whar

I mean

Yeah thank you I know

😎

[molten pivot]

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[spark kelp]

@clear crag @vestal hamlet for your adhd

[hexed rain]

Is this allowed 💀

[spark kelp]

No

Stupid!

[mild bridge]

tf is decafa sayin anymore

[spark kelp]

Alien

[upper vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[spark kelp]

Lol

Funny

Meme

@upper vale funny meme right?

[upper vale]

Silly. 👍

[spark kelp]

True

Very silly

@clear crag Thanks

[spark kelp]

🙂

[elder depot]

silly car

[spark kelp]

Alien

Cat

[spark kelp]

Huh? What the

[clear crag]

Alien cat

[spark kelp]

Ohh that’s what it means

[calm sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1242833414298664990/efj1dgY.gif

[south sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-sleep-sleep-sleeping-gif-23371265

[snow wagon]

IDIOT

I need it

[clear crag]

stupid car

[clear crag]

Is that yours

[viscid glen]

long cat

[viscid glen]

silly goober floppy tounge

[calm sparrow]

no

i dont own a cat

[hexed rain]

hes me

[spark kelp]

Is this allowed 💀

[snow wagon]

Is this allowed 💀

[spark kelp]

Is this allowed 💀

[mild bridge]

3 by 3 Sudoku
x = blank space
Start:

1xx|5xx|xxx
xxx|xxx|xxx
xxx|xxx|xxx
-----------
x2x|xxx|xxx
xxx|xxx|xxx
xxx|x3x|xxx
-----------
xx1|xx7|xxx
xxx|9xx|xxx
xxx|xxx|xxx

[spark kelp]

Alien?

[mild bridge]

solve the sudoku :>

[spark kelp]

Maybe

Soon

They’re pretty thought tho

Tough*

Typo moment

@mild bridge show answers

I have become the weekend wizard

[molten pivot]

Why you looking at The UFO im in~
Nice view.

Anyways bye.

[spark kelp]

What

Average skillerz moment

Truly a moment

@molten pivot

@molten pivot respond

[spark kelp]

F

[spark kelp]

Awaken skillerz

One day 😔

[spark kelp]

Time to upload my best memes

[wary hound]

Decafa Hangout

[spark kelp]

As I’ve said before, I am the lord of weekend hangout

[sly badge]

Decafa caught throwing microwaved honeybuns at the homeless:

[livid hill]

[sly badge]

🤡🤓☝️

[calm sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cat-cat-cat-bath-gif-8375496536506751533

[dusk wyvern]

does the Weekend hangout?

[fallow hawk]

Omg it’s weekend

[sly badge]

https://tenor.com/view/weeknd-weeknd-super-bowl-looking-looking-around-the-weeknd-gif-20291984

[viscid glen]

it actually is

see

friday won

[fervent umbra]

Saturday got robbed

[cloud merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-marinerscomplex-gif-25256725

[viscid glen]

agreed

[spark kelp]

Weekend

Hangout

Or

Should I say

Decafq’s hangout

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[main linden]

erm what the sigma 🤓☝️

[tacit mica]

Week is ending

[spark kelp]

What the sigma indeed.

You could not be more true st11les

[spark kelp]

Weekend

Rename this chat

[sly badge]

HOLY SHIT ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITW

[fallow hawk]

nortfite

[shadow olive]

did i just get ghost pinged

[shadow olive]

???

someone did jt again

[sly badge]

Bro is schizo

[shadow olive]

i’m not

it literally just happened

again

whoever is doing it

i will find you

[spark kelp]

The world if nruv realized: #💬message-logs message

[mild bridge]

#💬message-logs

now way loga

logs

[spark kelp]

Real

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

Baldwin

King

Of

The

Hangout

[shadow olive]

why do i have 3 pings from here

[spark kelp]

Nruv if they scrolled up

[viscid glen]

nruv: is able to search mentions

[shadow olive]

THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING

I ALREADY SAW THOSE

AND EVERYTHING

I HAD 4 PINGS IN HERE

AND EVERYTINE I GOT INTO MESSAGE LOGS

NOTHING POPS UP

[spark kelp]

YOU DARE SPEAK TO THE WEEKEND HANGOUT KING LIKE THIS!!!

[fervent umbra]

nruv if they scrolled up

[spark kelp]

Die

[fervent umbra]

Decafa if they scrolled up

[spark kelp]

Real

[spark kelp]

Creeper? Aw man

[spark kelp]

The ghost pings in here are insane

@clear crag Saw that, snail 🐌

[molten pivot]

I saw that

[clear crag]

Nuh uh

@molten pivot @spark kelp

[molten pivot]

Why ping us

@clear crag

[clear crag]

@clear crag

[spark kelp]

@clear crag

[clear crag]

@clear crag

[molten pivot]

@shadow olive Did you find the person yet?

[tidal vale]

@clear crag

[spark kelp]

@clear crag

[burnt furnace]

From Henceforth, i shall be king of this realm

My first decree, banishing @spark kelp

[spark kelp]

A COUP?! HOW DAREST YOU

[burnt furnace]

I am just claiming my rightful throne

[spark kelp]

I AM THE KING OF THIS FAIR PLACE AND SHALL HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR THIS

[burnt furnace]

None recognized your rule.

[molten pivot]

I proclaim myself The Ruler of this realm

E

[spark kelp]

AH BUT THAT ISNT TRUE, @iron garden TELL US WHO IS THE TRUE RULER OF THIS CHAT

[burnt furnace]

Get out of here 😂

[molten pivot]

...

[burnt furnace]

@molten pivot i will give u a Barony if you recognize my rule

[molten pivot]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[burnt furnace]

Dukedom*

[next turtle]

Nuh uh buddy

[spark kelp]

I’m not your buddy

[molten pivot]

I'm ruler

[burnt furnace]

U can rule a dukedom

[spark kelp]

Gyro

[molten pivot]

I am King Skillerz

[spark kelp]

Okay lil bro

[molten pivot]

Shut it Lord Decaf.

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/year-hare-affair-rabbit-bunny-communism-marxism-gif-14409229

[molten pivot]

I'm overthrowing Blumi

[tidal vale]

#🍻weekend-hangout message

Star

[clear crag]

No

As an emperor

[molten pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-dark-side-sheev-gif-13110789

[clear crag]

You are all my constituent kingdoms

Ruling your own realms

While I rule the empire

[clear crag]

The Emperors best regards are sent and I will be helping vacate his throne shortly

Notice how quickly everyone accepted my rule 🥱

[tidal vale]

I don't ever want to be in charge

Too much paperwork

[molten pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-sidious-star-wars-darth-sidious-star-wars-gif-17108221

[tidal vale]

I could be second in command or captain of the guard though

[molten pivot]

Didnt see the full gif

[clear crag]

I will give you command oph one legion

[tidal vale]

Thanks emperor

[molten pivot]

What do I get

[clear crag]

To rule your kingdom under my watch

[molten pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-speech-to-naboo-palpatine-clone-wars-palpatine-naboo-palpatine-gif-24902638

[tidal vale]

True

Wait

I forgot to capitalize my title

[burnt furnace]

Thank you, your majesty

🙏

[clear crag]

Where do we need to conquer

[molten pivot]

@clear crag what should we do about the individual known as pug bread?

[clear crag]

Trial by Combat against his accuser ( You )

[burnt furnace]

#🌟royal-tavern seems right

[molten pivot]

Nvm then

[tidal vale]

No access

[tidal vale]

Star this #🍻weekend-hangout message

[spark kelp]

No

[fallow hawk]

drug

[spark kelp]

Garlic

[tidal vale]

Vampire

[spark kelp]

Werewolf

[charred charm]

Weekend

[clear crag]

@spark kelp Your lordship is revoked and should you be prone to rebellion, the other Kings and Lords shall be ready to take up arms against your cause.

[spark kelp]

You can’t do anything, you’re just a figure head to the real leader @charred charm

[clear crag]

Lies

Everyone wants you gone

[burnt furnace]

@spark kelp

I herby declare war on thou.

[spark kelp]

If you do that, there will be a civil war in this great nation called Weekend Hangout

[burnt furnace]

Then there be it

[clear crag]

@molten pivot @tidal vale Decapha is rebelling

Shall you take up arms against his disloyal lordship

[tidal vale]

Of course esteemed leader

[molten pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-crusader-door-enter-gif-17792300

Of course

[spark kelp]

So be it

[mild bridge]

3 nore

[clear crag]

Rome

[molten pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-gif-25578788

[burnt furnace]

Death to decafa

[molten pivot]

FOR ALL OF WORLDBOXDOM

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/george-washington-gif-13524277

[spark kelp]

My army is coming, be careful with your words

[clear crag]

what era are we in

[molten pivot]

5 armies are comings your way

[clear crag]

im serious

there are multiple roman periods

[spark kelp]

Has thou not switched to the Catholic calander?

[clear crag]

[spark kelp]

Tis but a minuscule amount compared to thou

[tidal vale]

Bob the tomato's friend Larry eats pizza

[clear crag]

Popular sentiment is against you

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/minayoecn-battery-battery-exploding-yass-grenade-battery-gif-gif-23923751

It would be wise to accept the revocation and avoid your violent usurpal

[burnt furnace]

We shall await in joy

For our righteous victory is upon us

[clear crag]

or we will do a civil war

[spark kelp]

Those Art the unelightend people

[clear crag]

and end you in the main square

[molten pivot]

Im simulating the battle

150 thousand vs 10 thousand

@clear crag

[clear crag]

👽

Decapha has his own legion

I am the emperor not sending one myselph

[tidal vale]

You forgot me

[molten pivot]

Oh yeah.

[mild bridge]

1 more ⭐

[clear crag]

A new threat arises

A rival empire

Headed by TSAR @lime raven

[molten pivot]

🤯

[tidal vale]

🤯

[clear crag]

Oh I guess he lepht his Tsardom already

Anyways the line oph succession rn is

[gloomy void]

Larp

[clear crag]

Me > Twovo > Evilphish > Skillerz

[gloomy void]

Larp

[tidal vale]

Cool

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21943434

[vestal hamlet]

it’s over for you mfs

[molten pivot]

Bruh

[gloomy void]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-play-tricks-shot-baby-gif-16726477

[clear crag]

Yeah we know you are in Decaphas pockets

[vestal hamlet]

I ain’t

I was gonna fight decafa

morons

now I’m fighting both of you

[mild bridge]

aw weekend hangout not on starboard

[clear crag]

What are you using 4 this

[molten pivot]

Your gonna have to fight me too.

[vestal hamlet]

BAHAHAHAHAH

[clear crag]

Hes attacking our empire

He would be anyway 👽

[spark kelp]

MY ARMY HAST ALMOST ARRIVETH

[tidal vale]

Cringe

[lime raven]

what have I joined into

[vestal hamlet]

@spark kelp do you want to fight the tyrants together

[molten pivot]

I see like 2 guys on the horizon-

[burnt furnace]

TALLY HO GENTLEMEN

[vestal hamlet]

I fear nekcrop more

[spark kelp]

Yes

[clear crag]

You are supporting a Tyrant

[vestal hamlet]

you have skillerz

[clear crag]

Decapha is a rebel who cannot accept the senate and the other kings want him dethroned

[burnt furnace]

@vestal hamlet a friend of Decafa is an enemy of mine...

I herby declare war.

[lime raven]

Chat what is this

[molten pivot]

I declare war as well

[clear crag]

Turned into Empire RP somehow

Its phun though

[lime raven]

understood

[vestal hamlet]

you’re basically Japan in ww1

[burnt furnace]

Arguably an improvement

[molten pivot]

Wrong.

[clear crag]

Anyways we need a good AI thing to write out what happens

[tidal vale]

Yikes on a bike

[burnt furnace]

Chat GPT bulit into Worldbox AMP when

@nimble rose

[lime raven]

King skillerz, I believe an alliance would be beneficial

[vestal hamlet]

I only joined because blumi attacked me

I didn’t want war

[molten pivot]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

[lime raven]

I take this as a no

[clear crag]

( who will use one )

[vestal hamlet]

you don’t call me a puppet of decafa without being punished

[molten pivot]

Perhaps the chronicler

[tidal vale]

We need one more star, the sender of the original message doesn't count#🍻weekend-hangout message

Wait

[burnt furnace]

Its 11

[tidal vale]

Why isn't it showing up

[burnt furnace]

Not on white-list

[lime raven]

I give one final offer

[clear crag]

What are you using 4 this

[lime raven]

join me and I will give you three doom shekels and a gift card to DOOM Arby’s

[tidal vale]

Sounds like abuse of mod.power

[molten pivot]

The chronicler from nolts server

[clear crag]

Can you input this conphlict PHAIRLY into it

[molten pivot]

However it often let's 10 thousand people win against 150 thousand

[clear crag]

Skillerz we are also against Honey Bee now 👽

[lime raven]

@molten pivot is this offer agreeable

[clear crag]

Did you phorget

[tidal vale]

🤯

[molten pivot]

Fine fine

[burnt furnace]

So around 25k?

[clear crag]

No

They are also an empire

[tidal vale]

Wait

Supreme leader?

[vestal hamlet]

a tsardom

[tidal vale]

Nope

[vestal hamlet]

I’m Russia

[tidal vale]

I'm out

[vestal hamlet]

@tidal vale join me against both decafa and blumi

[tidal vale]

Why

[vestal hamlet]

they’re both nerds

[tidal vale]

They will destroy js

Ok

[vestal hamlet]

I’m an empire

[tidal vale]

What do you need me to do

[vestal hamlet]

you’re an empire

[tidal vale]

I'm not an empire

[vestal hamlet]

oh

[molten pivot]

E

[burnt furnace]

@tidal vale become my duke.

[tidal vale]

I was someone put in charge of a legion

[burnt furnace]

Oh yeah i forgot

[vestal hamlet]

mutiny and overthrow the dictator

[tidal vale]

By myself I am one man

The legion belongs to the emperor

[clear crag]

👽

[lime raven]

Aight I think this title is best

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[lime raven]

someone start a war or something

[burnt furnace]

We are at war

[lime raven]

oh

who

[burnt furnace]

The empire vs the Tyrants

[vestal hamlet]

mf your side attacked me

[burnt furnace]

You should have stayed out of this

[lime raven]

this isn’t very sigma of you nooxd

[vestal hamlet]

I would have if I wasn’t called a decafa puppet

[burnt furnace]

Calm down duke

[spark kelp]

Arrive my army

[dry tundra]

We will fight till the very end

[burnt furnace]

But you are one

[subtle lake]

We havest arrived

[vestal hamlet]

I take that with great offensive

[fiery cobalt]

by your side king

[vestal hamlet]

I WAS GOING TO ATTACK DECAFA

[lime raven]

who the frickheckpeepee are you

[vestal hamlet]

#🍻weekend-hangout message #🍻weekend-hangout message #🍻weekend-hangout message #🍻weekend-hangout message

[spark kelp]

You guys are done for

[fiery cobalt]

agree

[burnt furnace]

TAKE ARMS

[lime raven]

Decafa simp 😭😭😭

[dry tundra]

Very much so

Wrong reply

Die

[molten pivot]

皇帝はいかなる犠牲を払ってでも守られなければならない！国王のために！

[burnt furnace]

@molten pivot @clear crag @tidal vale

[spark kelp]

Die

[lime raven]

someone translate I no speak Finnish

[subtle lake]

@burnt furnace what happened to that army?

[lime raven]

I declare war you pee head

[vestal hamlet]

you will be destroyed

[dry tundra]

They’ve already capitulated

[clear crag]

its protecting the king emperor

[spark kelp]

True

[burnt furnace]

It has not

We stand strong in the hills 💪

[dry tundra]

Has not what?

[burnt furnace]

Till the last man

[vestal hamlet]

@clear crag I will leave the war if you give me adequate compensation for calling me a decafa puppet

[fiery cobalt]

Alieb

[molten pivot]

King and emperor

[spark kelp]

Alien*

[clear crag]

[fiery cobalt]

die

[subtle lake]

sure you do

[clear crag]

@vestal hamlet Seeing as we are losing yeah I think we better cut our losses.

What do you want.

[vestal hamlet]

all of Israel

[subtle lake]

oh man forgot to change my name

i think im the second knight?

[spark kelp]

Yo are

[burnt furnace]

Oh no

[dry tundra]

There is no one who supports you

[clear crag]

We need to rephocus on dealing with Decapha

[lime raven]

I am invading you

[spark kelp]

You and what army? You’re just one person

[dry tundra]

True

[fiery cobalt]

lol

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-handshake-cats-kittens-gif-10222808

[subtle lake]

Average duke

[vestal hamlet]

Thank you

I leave the war

[spark kelp]

Wait there are two knights

[lime raven]

DEPLOY THE DIRTBIKE MONGOLIAN WARRIORS

[spark kelp]

@subtle lake rename yourself

Wait I can rename you

[clear crag]

Why is this guy pretending so hard these arent his alts

🤫

[dry tundra]

Die

[molten rock]

Decafa hackig?!

[burnt furnace]

Hes lost the battle mentally

[lament perch]

hello

[spark kelp]

Of course you arrive

[molten pivot]

So what's the current status of the war

[clear crag]

We are dealing internally now

[lament perch]

im Genghis Khan

[clear crag]

We have Honey Bee Isreal

[lament perch]

i do not wish to join a war

but i am looking for a strategic alliance

[lime raven]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world all other countries run by little girls

[vestal hamlet]

hello, this is tsar

[subtle lake]

@spark kelp i think without honey bee we’ve lost, its time to retreat

[lament perch]

we are allies

[burnt furnace]

Perhaps you have a daughter?

My son is in need of a bride

[lament perch]

no

[fiery cobalt]

im out of here

[molten pivot]

I ain't letting you get away

[clear crag]

Good

[dry tundra]

Same

[lament perch]

@spark kelp you can flee to me

[clear crag]

Decpaha is OBVER

[spark kelp]

ITS SO JOEVER 😭

[lime raven]

SEND THE MONGOLS

[burnt furnace]

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE, LONG LIBE THE EMPRESS

[molten pivot]

Waves Red Flag indicating NOT ACCEPTING SURRENDER

[spark kelp]

@burnt furnace I submit 😔

You can be king of the weekend hangout

[molten pivot]

I'm not letting you submit

[clear crag]

Should I make a map oph how im imagining this rn

[lament perch]

the mongols attack skillerz specifically because hes dumb and irrelevant

[lime raven]

I WILL USE YOUR SKULL AS A FASHIONABLE HAT

[burnt furnace]

My birthright once again renistated.

[vestal hamlet]

I join my mongol allies

[spark kelp]

@vestal hamlet you betrayed me

[burnt furnace]

Oui

[lime raven]

The mongols had a civil war

[molten pivot]

Imma make you think twice

[lime raven]

no they didn’t I control the mongols

[lime raven]

make me be in Finland

[lament perch]

im literally genghis khan you fucking dumbass

[lime raven]

Scratch that make it Norway

[lime raven]

are you inbred

[lament perch]

add my khan in Kazakhstan

because im kazakh

[lime raven]

I used the mongols first

[lament perch]

youre dumb

ive been khan for way longer than that

[lime raven]

ah carry on

[clear crag]

😱

[lime raven]

chat we’ve made this a mapwar we are cooked

anyways I wish to be Norway

[vestal hamlet]

@lament perch Kazakh man, I will let you expand into all of Persia

[lament perch]

deal

[wraith wing]

Put me in Crete

[clear crag]

Alright

You are still under the empire then

[wraith wing]

Ok now create white people

[clear crag]

Unless you wanna be a decapha

[lament perch]

oh youre the oil john ive heard about

shame on you

[clear crag]

@burnt furnace I am leaving my position as emperor and giving the empire to you

[lime raven]

I will not tolerate the oil John disrespect

[burnt furnace]

I accept.

[molten pivot]

Show them what occured

[clear crag]

Why do you want me to 👽

[lament perch]

he killed 55 people in Tanzania

[clear crag]

You are the one making it

[molten pivot]

Ok

[burnt furnace]

Long live the empire

[lime raven]

yo watch this cool video

[clear crag]

We have the empire, the Tsardom, the Khanate and the North 🤯

[molten pivot]

Anyways. This is what happened

[burnt furnace]

For @molten pivot brave efforts, i shall grant him a County.

[lime raven]

Expand towards the British isles

[molten pivot]

Also Results

[clear crag]

So this ended up turning into a casual mapwar

Insane

[vestal hamlet]

expand into POLAND

[lime raven]

in my colonization era