🍻weekend-hangout

[clear crag]

Thoughts @clear crag @sour gulch

I can make it

[sour gulch]

Sure!

[clear crag]

Give me 5 minutes

[sour gulch]

We’re fighting them on their own front

[ember owl]

Pretty good, just been tirelessly defending against the eggs, but we began to lose energy

[split quail]

I'm not apart of either side, I'm just the man who likes to hang out in #🍻tavern

[ember owl]

Nice choice

[clear crag]

sleep

[opaque fulcrum]

I used to be a Eggist then I got rehabed by the mods

[clear crag]

i can hold the front fine

[glad rock]

Grilling and chilling

[split quail]

In the b- In the nose?

[clear crag]

@clear crag @sour gulch

[split quail]

So hit their balls

[sour gulch]

Yes?

[ember owl]

But what about here, without fukua this place could be breached at any moment

[sour gulch]

Love it!!

[opaque fulcrum]

Beautiful

[split quail]

Expect for the females since how are you gonna hit that 💀💀💀

[clear crag]

Faroe Danish monke alliance

Death to egg

WRONG ONE

WRONG ONE

[opaque fulcrum]

bro what

[clear crag]

mb

mb

mb

friendly fire

my apologies

Talkfacw

Look

[split quail]

Why.

[clear crag]

friendly fire

didnt mean to

wrong channel

[split quail]

@twilit trench hey, am I entitled to you yet?

[clear crag]

my apologies

[idle plank]

what is happenning

[opaque fulcrum]

💀

[clear crag]

@clear crag

[vestal hamlet]

I disagree

[idle plank]

yo wassup

[clear crag]

USA couldve joined a long time ago

[clear crag]

like it or not

we're all in a union against the eggs

[vestal hamlet]

are you even danish

[twilit trench]

You are on the list to become entitled to Bob, please wait or else you will not be entitled.

[clear crag]

W

[opaque fulcrum]

Monke Alliance flag should gain more flags overtime to show its growth

[idle plank]

well is the whole egg chaos thiing died down already?

[split quail]

Stop spamming it here

Dude

[opaque fulcrum]

Why are you spamming the flag

[split quail]

This is weekend

[opaque fulcrum]

breh

[idle plank]

ban him

[ember owl]

Bruh don't spammed it here

[split quail]

Let us have it in peace

Omg

[glad rock]

Ok

[void pond]

I AM THE FOLLOWER OF THE EGGS, DONOT DISTURB THE RITUAL AT THE EGGSPACE

I AM THE FOLLOWER OF THE EGGS, DONOT DISTURB THE RITUAL AT THE EGGSPACE

[opaque fulcrum]

But as I said before the flag spam, the monke alliance flag should get more flags to show its growth

[ember owl]

[split quail]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ember owl]

Sh*t

[glad rock]

Sorry I thought I was egg channel

[ember owl]

They come

[glad rock]

Sorry

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted ISSnasa2000#9436 for 20 minutes

[vestal hamlet]

why don’t the people spamming the anti-egg shit get muted

[ember owl]

Honestly I don't really know

[split quail]

WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE YOU A HIGH FIVE AFTER THAT

[south sinew]

[twilit trench]

EXACTLY

[vestal hamlet]

it’s become more annoying than the egg shit itself

[ember owl]

You do have a point

[south sinew]

You're not wrong

[glad rock]

It was my mistake I thought it's egg channel sorry

[clear crag]

@jovial perch

[split quail]

LIKE BRO WASH YOUR HAND AFTERWARD SO IT'S LESS DISGUSTING

[twilit trench]

HANDS* MAYBE?

[ember owl]

Fighting spammers with more spammed isn't gonna let this thing end

[sour gulch]

I mean outside of the spam channel eggs are outlawed, same will be going for all the anti-egg flags and stuff

[ember owl]

Heh

[sour gulch]

Fair will be fair

[split quail]

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO USE BOTH HANDS 1 IS ENOUGH

[vestal hamlet]

so sending a single egg emoji is mutable?

[opaque fulcrum]

Its not

[twilit trench]

I DON'T KNOW?

[ember owl]

Only if it's done repeatedly

[idle plank]

hey guys, do anyone generous enough to donate some crab coins to me. i wanna buy infinity coins

[sour gulch]

No, sending more than 1 message of eggs

Is

Like repeatedly

[ember owl]

Eh I'm broke

[idle plank]

aww man okie

[split quail]

I can give 30k

[idle plank]

thanks for the help

[sour gulch]

Also this has been anti-egg quarters for 13 hours

[clear crag]

Yes🐒

[ember owl]

Yeah 13 hours, why can't it end already? Like it's almost 24 hours now

[opaque fulcrum]

Fukua the hero of #🍻weekend-hangout

[vagrant lily]

What does the egg mean any more, it used to mean new life now it only means destruction

[clear crag]

Because egg keep rebuilding

[sour gulch]

It did end, until it went batshit WILD again

It seems to have calmed down though

So we are calling a truce

[clear crag]

hang on im doin smth

[ember owl]

For now at least

[vocal crater]

🍊

[vagrant lily]

Calm before a storm

[idle plank]

ayo the update still havent come out yet?

[vocal crater]

🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

[vestal hamlet]

the only reason the eggs keep coming back is because anti-egg is still active

[clear crag]

That can only happen when egg channel die

[vagrant lily]

Nah

[clear crag]

Cap

[idle plank]

damn man

[ember owl]

Yeah that's the point, why can't we just you know talked it out and let this whole thing end

[idle plank]

bruh the egg chaos should end it all

[clear crag]

Because egg

[sour gulch]

I’ll be putting the slowmode on, how about that?

[idle plank]

egg

[sour gulch]

Unless

[clear crag]

🐒

[vagrant lily]

It’s this month though I’m betting it comes out before the 20th

[clear crag]

I will legit spam it for 12 hours

[vestal hamlet]

there is literally no central egg government

[sour gulch]

Let’s take the anti-egg forces out of the channel

[idle plank]

supposedly it is today would come out

prediction

[vagrant lily]

They’re terrorist

[idle plank]

cuz 2D, 1D and 0D

[clear crag]

If anti egg is outlawed again i will get banned

[sour gulch]

(Oh btw the egg channel has been confirmed as a spam chat for all)

[split quail]

So I can spam the same gif of eol?

[clear crag]

Monke has come too far in this war to stop without surrender from egg

[vagrant lily]

Ye I saw a mod say that yesterday was the update day eve meaning it’d come out today but that could be wrong and they were just being goofy

[vestal hamlet]

spam channels are always dumb

[sour gulch]

Let’s not spam anything

[ember owl]

True, heh they're more like a ragtag group of ehem "rebels" If I can call them that, they all join in for different reason

[opaque fulcrum]

From how I see it 2D means 48+ Hours left, 1D = 24+ hours left, 🥚 D = <24 Hours left

[sour gulch]

Let’s let them tucker theirselves out

[vestal hamlet]

they’re low ranks who see other low ranks protesting and join in

[idle plank]

ye but oh well

hopefully tmr

[ember owl]

Fr

[glad rock]

True

[vagrant lily]

Sneaking propaganda into math

[clear crag]

@clear crag @sour gulch

Tada

[idle plank]

bruh]

[clear crag]

Bit of a mess

[clear crag]

That's incredible

But it’s something

[sour gulch]

That is awesome

[idle plank]

well good jobs

[south sinew]

ong

[clear crag]

That settles it. Back to anti egg

[ember owl]

Yeah let them just spammed in there until they tired themselves out

[glad rock]

Look like old british Royal flag

[vestal hamlet]

and people are acting like they have a central government controlling everything and you have to build “defensive lines”

if the admins did their job correctly the egg protests would have subsided in 10 minutes

[sour gulch]

Ong the entire thing has been pretty fun, thankfully it’s settling down

[idle plank]

uhmm the riot sheesh

very fun time

[vestal hamlet]

some people took it way too far and it’s gotten annoying

[ember owl]

Why can't we just you know unleashed the banned hammer on them?

[vestal hamlet]

because they’re not doing anything wrong

[vagrant lily]

It’s begun again

[ember owl]

Yeah like 13 hours long

[vagrant lily]

They don’t stop

[sour gulch]

I do agree to this

[opaque fulcrum]

I just want them to silenced at this point

[vagrant lily]

They’re spamming in the egg lands again

[opaque fulcrum]

Take away there message perms

[sour gulch]

We need to take away the spam channel

[vagrant lily]

That’s what a tyrant would do

[sour gulch]

That’s our main issue

[vestal hamlet]

if maxim never posted that it would have never happened

[vagrant lily]

It saves us

[clear crag]

Yes

[untold quail]

well update drops in a hour-ish

[opaque fulcrum]

😄

[clear crag]

We can't negotiate with egg terrorists

No more eggs

🐒

No more wars

[sour gulch]

True

[ember owl]

Fr this whole thing could have been avoided

[tardy prairie]

Tf

Lmao

[clear crag]

We’re done here

[south sinew]

True

[vestal hamlet]

shieyno will still beat your ass first

[ember owl]

Probably

[idle plank]

gg.com

gey

[ember owl]

Heh

[clear crag]

Monke

[idle plank]

oh lol monke

[ember owl]

I just want to chat like normal in general

[split quail]

Shuttershock

[ember owl]

Heh let this thing end

[sour gulch]

ONG

[idle plank]

please i beg you

[clear crag]

Same

[idle plank]

end the egg chaos

[clear crag]

We have to kill the spam

Based mod fakua you're our only hope

End the war

[opaque fulcrum]

Fukua is the choosen one

[polar egret]

🥭

[opaque fulcrum]

I always knew it

[vestal hamlet]

you’re one of the people who kept doing it

[ember owl]

But when? It's already been dragged for this long? How much longer should we keep doing this?

[idle plank]

god bless him

[clear crag]

I was crushing egg

THE WAR IS OVER

When egg, crush egg

[idle plank]

not yet my brudder

[clear crag]

Our glorious… discord image that we use to spam a discord channel reigns supreme

Duh

You gotta do what you gotta do. I never said my hands were clean

They stick with the yolks of my enemies @vestal hamlet

[warped beacon]

So you folks are anti egg right?

[south sinew]

egg neutral

[clear crag]

I'm pro monke

[ember owl]

It's still pretty early for me and I still got a lot of energy, heh I just want to see this thing end

[south sinew]

same for the last part

[ember owl]

Gonna be honest I don't really know anymore, I just want peace

[idle plank]

yes peace

[glad rock]

Same

[clear crag]

The thing is

It’s programmed in my mind

Eggs are evil

And they’re in eggspace

[warm bough]

Guys can someone please explain what has happened in the last 12 hours since Maxim posted

[warped beacon]

I kinda just got invited to a pro egg server

[fervent hazel]

M

[clear crag]

We should kick their asses but we need peace

[clear crag]

I know

[warped beacon]

I wish for peace

[ember owl]

Their still people, they are some good in them, we need this to end

[sour gulch]

Kick their arses with peace

[untold quail]

thats smart

[opaque fulcrum]

In a alternative universe

[clear crag]

I already held them at bay for like an hour and a half

[glad rock]

Egg faction are hivemind npc they all only function with common 1 braincell

[clear crag]

I invested too much to see egg in #1084228093876650114

[ember owl]

Fr

[south sinew]

Egg invasion happened, and it got to point to now we have #1084228093876650114 so the egg riots could be contained, but to no avail

[ember owl]

Wow neat

[warped beacon]

We don’t need the war

[south sinew]

Same

[warm bough]

but why egg invasion happen

[glad rock]

War is only way for peace

[clear crag]

@sour gulch where are we in terms of peace

I just tried

That’s it

[void pond]

Sorry idk what the rules of egging in here

[clear crag]

I’m going after eggspace

[sour gulch]

We will ping all of the eggs to come in here and we negotiate peace

[ember owl]

The post that maxim dropped in #📣announcements started a chain reaction that leads to an all out riot across this server, it still not ending even after 13 damn hours

[glad rock]

Egging is banned here

[sour gulch]

Let’s not ong

[clear crag]

Okay lets try this first @clear crag

And then I'm with you

[clear crag]

i already asked for peace

[sour gulch]

We do not ask for peace, we ask to negotiate peace

[clear crag]

heres the thing

[void pond]

is such thing as monkes faction here?

[ember owl]

No problem, can we just end this whole thing? Like why are we even fighting again?

[south sinew]

partly due to the update happening soon and the egg post maxim sent

[idle plank]

man i am desperately need infinity coins

[twilit trench]

You mind we just sing RoTJD here since we can't anywhere else 🤷‍♀️

[clear crag]

they dont have a "leader" in a sense

[idle plank]

can anyone donate to me?

[clear crag]

they just exist to post egg emoji

[clear crag]

Perhaps

[clear crag]

Exactly

[untold quail]

bad news: chile reincarnated in the US

[south sinew]

Also it's more like an egg war than an "invasion" but at this point I just feel that it makes more sense to describe it that way

[ember owl]

You can call it that

[split quail]

So a hive mind?

[twilit trench]

They are a hivemind?

[clear crag]

They're a brain hive mind

Pretty much just

Hive

[south sinew]

eggmind

[clear crag]

Brain dead*

[split quail]

(Insert calamity hive mind here)

[idle plank]

yes

[twilit trench]

NO

[ember owl]

Yeah just random people rioting with eggs

[sour gulch]

I’m literally having a stroke

[clear crag]

alrighty

im bored

im goin in

Oo i'm crocodile now gg

[untold quail]

oh god it grew

[ember owl]

I'm sorry😔

[vestal hamlet]

anti-egg doesn’t have a leader too

[south sinew]

Goodluck

[vale sedge]

Territorial.io

[split quail]

https://tenor.com/view/changed-harp-tabby-cat-changed-gif-23333953

[untold quail]

texas simulator 420 (age of conflicts)

[ember owl]

I thought fukua was the unofficial leader

[clear crag]

we got fukua

Fukua leads faroe islands

[twilit trench]

NORRR THE CAT BECAME LIQUID

[sour gulch]

Nah that’s for The Weekend Warriors

[untold quail]

no

[clear crag]

Talkface leads denmark

[split quail]

DUMHASS THE CAT IS LIQUID

[sour gulch]

The anti-egg faction doesn’t have a leader, the Weekend Warriors do

[untold quail]

US: chile coalition edition

[vestal hamlet]

no it’s shieyno

[clear crag]

Anti egg faction

[untold quail]

BRO CHILE GREW AGAIN

WTF

[idle plank]

anyone is generous enough to donate 1,5 millions crab coins so that i can buy infinity coins to give back to the community?

[sour gulch]

Yeah Shieyno’s army is the Faroe Islands

[vestal hamlet]

and he would never ally with Denmark

[opaque fulcrum]

The egg & anti-egg factions can really only be dissolved or atleast made smaller once update releases cause they have no common sense then again thats to be expected from hivemind factions

[untold quail]

mega florida

[idle plank]

anyone is generous enough to donate 1,5 millions crab coins so that i can buy infinity coins to give back to the community?

[split quail]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-changed-colin-spunch-bop-changed-game-changed-man-gif-25352832

[idle plank]

anyone is generous enough to donate 1,5 millions crab coins so that i can buy infinity coins to give back to the community?

[sour gulch]

The Weekend Warriors will fight off both (the American-Canadian faction)

[vestal hamlet]

I hate how there are gonna be 2 generals now

[idle plank]

yes

[untold quail]

oh my goodness gracious US chile is way too long

[idle plank]

unfortunely

[sour gulch]

Spam channel will be deleted in a few days most likely

[vestal hamlet]

this one tho

[clear crag]

Few days 💀

[sour gulch]

I believe this is going back to weekend only

[untold quail]

its appears someone turned into bolivia

👽

[clear crag]

So there can't be peace

[opaque fulcrum]

A honorable deed to the worldbox nation

[clear crag]

andddd eggs are tempo out of eggspace

[idle plank]

yes

[untold quail]

nah bro the detroit confederation is allied with US chile

[clear crag]

Detroit confederation 💀

[sour gulch]

Yeah Weekend will be visible all weekend but only opened on weekends and international holidays

[open dove]

What's going on chat

[untold quail]

i mean they do hold detroit...

[split quail]

But it's eternal weekend.

[clear crag]

They wear tire clothes and drink motor oil

💀

[twilit trench]

@split quail You are now entitled to Bob

[split quail]

Yippe

[clear crag]

Entitled to ayo

[untold quail]

florida attempting to copy chile

[split quail]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[idle plank]

yessir

[split quail]

Yippe I'm entitled to bob

[open dove]

[idle plank]

bobby

[untold quail]

arkansas alliance??????

[open dove]

What's that game

[opaque fulcrum]

I use to believe Arkansas was a country at some point idk why I never heard of it until a few years ago

[untold quail]

michigan alliance except without all of michigan

[untold quail]

I SAID BEFORE

[bleak marlin]

Michigan but better

[untold quail]

TEXAS SIMULATOR 420 (AGE OF CONFLICTS)

[bleak marlin]

Because theirs no flint

No detroit

[south sinew]

W

[untold quail]

this is peak wb update frfr

[bleak marlin]

And very rural

So it’s quiet

[warped beacon]

So I’m anti egg now

[sour gulch]

Don’t become anti egg

[warped beacon]

We need peace

[sour gulch]

Become a weekend warrior

[warped beacon]

Anything for peace

[untold quail]

bro florida has some weird ass land thats disconnected from the rest

[untold quail]

i hate the weekend 💯

[clear crag]

Become danish

[open dove]

No

[warped beacon]

Alr bet

[sour gulch]

We shoot you

[split quail]

Then we all hate you

[untold quail]

wait a second this isnt california

[open dove]

I hate weeks

[untold quail]

i hate the concept of time ong

[grand junco]

Hello, Chat.

[sour gulch]

Hello, Ercan

[twilit trench]

Any clear memories of?

[grand junco]

Is #🌎general still hellish?

[split quail]

Yes

[south sinew]

Ye

[untold quail]

michigan getting pushed back

[untold quail]

omg is that world famous ercan

[sour gulch]

Uh what

[split quail]

Eye IX's goofy ass transportation vehicle

[brave gazelle]

Yes

[sour gulch]

My discord froze lol

[bleak marlin]

Egg haters a member of our group is saying the armies are too exhausted to battle

[grand junco]

So that's why it feels familiar.

[sour gulch]

Yeah, but this place is safe

[untold quail]

man us is kinda different from what i remember

[bleak marlin]

We cannot hold onto the eggspace and no we may need to use diplomacy

[idle plank]

oh yeah how to use infinity coins?

[sour gulch]

Have a seat

[untold quail]

chile US edition is never gonna stop expanding bro

[grand junco]

I kinda forgot #💰worldbox-casino even existed.

[idle plank]

ah shiet

[sour gulch]

I have a question for you and your army, are you an anti egg, or are you a Weekend Warrior?

[idle plank]

cuz i have it now

[split quail]

I kinda forgor I had access to #♠high-roller-casino

[untold quail]

#🌟royal-tavern safest chat

[bleak marlin]

Soon enough we will have to carry out a ceasefire, i have seen the situation in the eggspace and i can tell that the army is struggling

[grand junco]

What's the prefix?

[split quail]

,

[bleak marlin]

Ip address messages for some fucking reason and flags may hold back now

But i don’t think we can continue our hold much longer

[clear crag]

whats the difference?

[idle plank]

i have infinity coins now but dont know how to use it

[sour gulch]

The Weekend Warriors fight for peace, the eggs fight for god knows what, and the anti eggs fight against the eggs

So which one are you?

[opaque fulcrum]

🕊️

[sour gulch]

14

[clear crag]

so what

[sour gulch]

No

15

Wait

[clear crag]

are you pulling out of the union?

[sour gulch]

Daylight savings

[bleak marlin]

This isnt a civil war, its a ethnic conflict between egg haters and supporters

[untold quail]

ong this man is gonna literally form the west coast

[sour gulch]

No, Weekend Warriors has been here throughout the entire thing

[grand junco]

What's casino's prefix?

[sour gulch]

,

[bleak marlin]

THE EGGS ARE IN CONTROL OF THE EGGSPACE

I REPEAT THE EGGS ARE SWARMING IN

[sour gulch]

That is ok.

[untold quail]

california is a bit different from what i remember

[bleak marlin]

Wait

I have an idea

[grand junco]

@idle plank Try typing ,use infinity coin in #💰worldbox-casino.

[bleak marlin]

We can make the eggsoace

Our concentration camp

[sour gulch]

The eggs will tucker themselves out, do not engage

[idle plank]

yes im inside the high casino nice

[bleak marlin]

Well i do understand the point that they will boil soon

[idle plank]

thanks man

[bleak marlin]

Into nothingness

[split quail]

It is time for my trap

[bleak marlin]

But as long as both we and them dont escalate the war

Then we can agree to a possible ceasefire

[split quail]

Ask that to Bob not me

[clear crag]

nah

the union is too good

the eggs couldnt handle it

[opaque fulcrum]

Rebrs are hivemind they latch onto the current popular movement once update releases and they get bored they will become little clueless rebrs again

[split quail]

Bobs literally a rebel in disguise

[twilit trench]

Shut the hell up.

[untold quail]

rebrs are directionless

[bleak marlin]

The spamming can continue however we must understand that the war will need to end in order for riot mode to end

[burnt raven]

When update?

[bleak marlin]

Trouble is, the rebrs and eggos have been noted as directionless, they do what they think is best

They’re anarchists

[burnt raven]

When update?

[opaque fulcrum]

2074

[bleak marlin]

Meanwhile we have leaders, captains, general, soilders

[burnt raven]

When update?

[clear crag]

we have a problem

[bleak marlin]

Recuitments

[sour gulch]

What are you in this? An anti-egg, or a Weekend Warrior? Only 1 of the 2 is correct

[burnt raven]

When update?

[grand junco]

When you stop asking.

[bleak marlin]

Anti egg

[clear crag]

wow

[burnt raven]

When update?

[split quail]

Shut the fuck up kindly.

[opaque fulcrum]

Banish the rebr

[burnt raven]

When update?

[knotty burrow]

⚠ Warned AK-73#5543

[untold quail]

chile has been completed

[clear crag]

so true buddy

"Monke army on their way to defend WorldBox discord from the egg hivemind" - 2023

false

i want you dead

[twilit trench]

I want people

[sour gulch]

Don’t.

[clear crag]

ive come with upsetting news

the war

[split quail]

Do not finish.

[clear crag]

is lost

[tropic dagger]

the common people will not be able to relate haha

[twilit trench]

To be my friend

[untold quail]

bro what state is this supposed to be

[bleak marlin]

You just gave yourself away and dug your own grave

[clear crag]

we cant spam anymore

theres not much we can do

[untold quail]

true

[tropic dagger]

califogrina

[untold quail]

#🌟royal-tavern flex

[sour gulch]

😔

[split quail]

Well I'm the only one who's entitled to Bob, so I can be your friend.

[grand junco]

Be right back.

[twilit trench]

BitchyoualreadyaremyfriendIrl

[untold quail]

this is califogrina

[split quail]

Who's this?

[bleak marlin]

Okay

[twilit trench]

Fei.

[split quail]

OH

[tropic dagger]

then other one is socialist states of america

[knotty burrow]

⚠ Warned Krow#4125

[opaque fulcrum]

From this info I have now locked onto your current position 10 minutes until arrival

[fluid wyvern]

@sour gulch f slur is ban

[tropic dagger]

anyone know a good place where i can farm some xp?

[sour gulch]

Ah

[untold quail]

murica kinda wacky today

[tropic dagger]

fog

[twilit trench]

let me just.. AAAGSIXHODVU0SJFDOFJOALFNOSFHSPFH

[knotty burrow]

🔨 Banned Krow#4125 indefinitely

[twilit trench]

f||rogs are very cool||

[fluid wyvern]

Don't bait now

[twilit trench]

Fine

[royal charm]

Lol he got banned

[sour gulch]

Very bad to bait

[opaque fulcrum]

[bleak marlin]

So the way i see it there are two possible solutions to end the egg conflict, that being when maxim releases the update the rebrs will cease fighting as their demands will supposedly be met, while on the other hand both sides can negotiate some type of peace treaty helping end the conflict, both sides have pros, for the update release solution, the pro is that the updates out so people stop asking, yet the con is it will be too late, for the peace treaty, it will help calm down the whole conflict, but it can leave some disgruntled.

[twilit trench]

Out of everything I've done I get verbaled now

[untold quail]

NOO DETROIT IS BETRAYING WEST COAST CHILE

[twilit trench]

Damn

[tropic dagger]

my ears

:c

[bleak marlin]

We do have a third option, keep going, but thats also bad as well, because everyone stays unhappy.

[twilit trench]

Ongod

Have y'all not warned me for this damn video 💀

[untold quail]

nvm chile won

[idle plank]

hbfbdbsjbjsdjshfdskjhdfjkh hi wassup

[tropic dagger]

hot

[clear crag]

theres also option number 4

surrender

[sour gulch]

2nd option, and then every anti egg quits and becomes a Weekend Warrior, same for the eggs

[sour gulch]

Sorry love 😔

[bleak marlin]

Question is

Which option do we all agree to tale

[untold quail]

okay vote, califogrina or west coast chile, who wins the battle for the US

[idle plank]

jhsdjsjfjskbfjsdbjfhsdjkfhsjkdhfjsdhjfshdjfhskjhfjs well the egg chaos should end it all

[bleak marlin]

1, 2, 3, or 4, make an informed decision, you cant change it once its made, so think wisely

[gleaming beacon]

Ok

[clear pulsar]

oh thank fuck no more slowmode

[rain depot]

🥚

😏

[sour gulch]

I took it off HOURS ago here

[brave gazelle]

Only in this chanell

[tropic dagger]

w

[bleak marlin]

Get back in the #1084228093876650114 concentration camp

[rain depot]

Dude you come from an egg

[sour gulch]

No

[twilit glade]

West coast line

[untold quail]

i need votes

[clear pulsar]

i just got back to the server i wasnt on yesterday cuz of work

so i come back to this

[rain depot]

Wtf?

[sour gulch]

Ah

[tropic dagger]

mexican video moment

[clear crag]

it's a recorded terror attack in britain

[sour gulch]

Have a seat my friend

[rain depot]

Concentration camp jokes are not at all fucking funny

[bleak marlin]

Ong

[tropic dagger]

real

[gleaming beacon]

Ok

[sour gulch]

Cannot say this

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/man-brought-chair-nativ-runaway-gif-11866794

[rain depot]

report

[bleak marlin]

Okay well there goes that name

[sour gulch]

I’m dealing with it.

[bleak marlin]

Uhh what other names

[untold quail]

chile won

[gleaming beacon]

Ok

[sour gulch]

The cesspit

[untold quail]

proof:

[tropic dagger]

is this server slowly devolving into anarchy?

[rain depot]

Yes

[untold quail]

likely

[cedar summit]

Anyone see maxims new status?

[sour gulch]

This has gone on for 14 hours

[cedar summit]

Even mastef changed

[bleak marlin]

What about, the maximum security state egg refrigerator

[tropic dagger]

⛅

[sour gulch]

Not this chat

[clear pulsar]

riot mode is absolute hell

[sour gulch]

Sure

[tropic dagger]

atleast

[clear pulsar]

the dumb low ranks dont know this channel exists

[sour gulch]

I love the colour

[tropic dagger]

this is prob most activity any of those weird cahnnels ever got

[clear pulsar]

the last bastion of normality

[tropic dagger]

yes

[sour gulch]

Has been since the start

[clear crag]

yeah, finally no spam

[cedar summit]

The art chat had some drama over pregnant mushrooms, what a weird server

[clear pulsar]

yeah that does look pretty sick but also kinda ominous\

[sour gulch]

Ong

[copper talon]

No update :c

[sour gulch]

Yeah i left that

[tropic dagger]

riot mode is making me scared

[untold quail]

it drops in 3 or so hours i think

dunno

tbh

[tropic dagger]

there are things the mods know and we dont

[clear pulsar]

well if we survive this its a good story for the grandkids

[bleak marlin]

Wait if the eggspace is now the maximum fridge, then what happens to the anti egg supporters there

[tropic dagger]

true

[cedar summit]

I just posted some armor attempt sketches and saw a decently long argument over pregnant OCs💀

[clear crag]

Pushed out

[sour gulch]

#🎨art

[bleak marlin]

What about the ones who are refusing to leave?

The ones that don’t know that we agreed on it being a maximum prison

[tropic dagger]

rate my modular engine design

[grand junco]

I'm back.

[sour gulch]

Cool

[clear crag]

wassup?

[sour gulch]

Welcome back sir.

[opaque fulcrum]

alright I now must sleep good luck in your fight against the eggists and anti-eggists

[sour gulch]

Good night Riz

[bleak marlin]

Good luck riz

Our fight shall continue

[grand junco]

Goodnight.

[clear crag]

The fight is continued?

[sour gulch]

It shall not

[cedar summit]

I wish AI art was more coherent, so I didn’t have to actually finish all my drawings and have them do it for me

[sour gulch]

We just relax

[bleak marlin]

Okay then

[clear crag]

alrighty fellas

[sour gulch]

LOL

[clear crag]

What shall we do if the egg threat has a resurgence?

im heading to bed

[clear pulsar]

only here

[south sinew]

Gn

[clear pulsar]

general is still a shithole

[south sinew]

Never seen #🌎general get that bad before holy shit

[sour gulch]

Goodnight

[sour gulch]

Anything egg or anti egg related gets muted

[grand junco]

#1084228093876650114 is worse.

[sour gulch]

This is Weekend Warriors territory

[clear pulsar]

should be banned lol

[south sinew]

True

[sour gulch]

Too harsh sadly

[clear pulsar]

why did maxim do this

[clear crag]

So we are safe now?

[clear pulsar]

we are safe here

[grand junco]

This is seriously the worst i've ever seen #🌎general be.

[sour gulch]

Literally the symbol of admins giving up, but we never did here

[clear crag]

The war is over?

[bleak marlin]

This is our general now

[sour gulch]

In here

[clear crag]

Ah good

[grand junco]

Posting the egg emoji was a mistake.

[clear crag]

What do you number Fukua?

[sour gulch]

Literally

[clear pulsar]

this is the only place that hasnt gone to shit

[clear crag]

What are your forces?

[bleak marlin]

So lets all wind down, get the war out our minds, and relax

[sour gulch]

[clear crag]

Screenshots is fine

[grand junco]

This is basically a safe general if #🌎general is like that.

[sour gulch]

Let’s drink friends

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-gif-21978827

[clear pulsar]

the only place people actually talk in

[clear crag]

We talked in screenshots last night at the peak of war

[bleak marlin]

Let us all watch some chinese propaganda to take our minds off it

[clear crag]

So it has...

[south sinew]

thank god it stopped

[sour gulch]

I’m about to be sent to sleep realm

[radiant sphinx]

hillarity

[hallow ridge]

ercan

[grand junco]

I predict that #🌎general will stop being a shithole when the update comes out.

[hallow ridge]

get back to #🌟royal-tavern

[sour gulch]

Ong

[grand junco]

Okay.

[radiant sphinx]

then its gonna be people poggin

[idle plank]

hjdfsjbfdsjbfjbfjbdjdsfj i think mastef and maxim finalizing the last part

[bleak marlin]

I am under level 40 so sadly I cannot flee there

[idle plank]

cuz the mastef change the status

[clear crag]

Th last part of what?

[bleak marlin]

Its showing egg and sun, and egg and cloudy

[idle plank]

last part of your life

[bleak marlin]

What could this mean?

[clear crag]

Noooo

Perhaps it is

[idle plank]

eh mean that they finishing i guess

[trim turtle]

He’s just gonna troll us all

[clear crag]

Sunrise is revealing the egg

[bleak marlin]

Let us wait, the future is unpredictable

[trim turtle]

I don’t fucking blame him tbf

[odd pecan]

yea after a long hours of chaos

[bleak marlin]

Neither do i, people just got too impatient

[trim turtle]

Most of them are non ranked probs haven’t payed for the whole game and are lazy af

[bleak marlin]

There sending aubergines in the eggspace now

[sour gulch]

Legit

[royal charm]

They’re both egg and suns now

[clear crag]

Yes we observed that

[bleak marlin]

Egg and sun…

[royal charm]

Sorry

[glacial cove]

Next bio change is probably ⛈️

[clear pulsar]

general sent like 350 messages in the last 5 minutes

it goin wild

[bronze crest]

General chat has fallen.

[bleak marlin]

I think it means that an announcement is on the horizon of the sunrise

[sour gulch]

Yet look at us

[south sinew]

fr

[idle plank]

yessir

[bronze crest]

Our remaining forts against the rebr is #🍻weekend-hangout and #🌟royal-tavern

[idle plank]

soon

[bleak marlin]

Got knows what the announcement could be

[idle plank]

yes which it is fine

[clear pulsar]

the only people smart enough to figure out this chat exists

[idle plank]

yes

[clear pulsar]

i seriously wish i had royal tavern access right about now

[idle plank]

ksdjfhjlsdhfshfdsjlofkfdhdshkjdshkdsghdghi im so excited for the update

man

[odd pecan]

yes we really are

[clear crag]

Imagine if they say '🍳D'

[clear crag]

Chaos

[bleak marlin]

We shall see when the announcement is made

[lofty sage]

Hm

[sour gulch]

This is honestly better

[bleak marlin]

But the rebrs cant access the tavern

Which is good

[sour gulch]

Ong so many rebrs that have joined us, i wish to speak to every good one

[eager shoal]

Hello again.

[trim turtle]

If anyone of you remember the enyab riot

[sour gulch]

Mawile!

[clear pulsar]

nice

[sour gulch]

I do yeah

[bleak marlin]

Mastef is online

[clear pulsar]

yep

[trim turtle]

It’s like this but you get 20 X young kids who have no brains

[clear pulsar]

rebrs in the eggspace are saying that this is the "worldbox civil war" like man there have been like 8

[grand junco]

This is worse.

[trim turtle]

Like 20 X worse

Enyab raid only effected general

[grand junco]

I can't even eat egg's anymore.

I refuse to.

[bleak marlin]

I see an egg, im gonna get ptsd

[elder stone]

🥚 like this evil

[sour gulch]

My answer in #❓qotd

[restive aspen]

Memelord I need a refresher for the history of the ongoing civil war

[trim turtle]

Ye same

[bleak marlin]

Im gonna fucking stomp on it until it is an orange blob of goo and brown shell

[trim turtle]

Hold on

[sour gulch]

It only got this way because the admins created a channel instead of locking down the server

[trim turtle]

I may be able to get the old version

[clear pulsar]

ngl your name brings me back to an old friend

[sour gulch]

Though all the xp i’ve gotten, worth

[trim turtle]

Ye?

[clear crag]

Check maxim Bio guys kick

[grand junco]

We need to delete #1084228093876650114.

[clear crag]

The update may come out today

[sour gulch]

#🛠server-suggestions

[bleak marlin]

Should we though

[opal sierra]

I love mangling NPCs with the bone editor

[elder stone]

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists
  Anti Egg
• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• Detective Fukua (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot lead by @elder stone - god and his lot or anti eggers - Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  MAJOR EVENTS All in UTC time
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly 19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde 19:04-19:10 mods step in 19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend 19:30-19:30 Taven collapses Weekend is under assult (19:36-20:35) Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-end of civil war) Chat is considered to be closed (19:40) Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-19:43
  tavern retaken (19:49) 19:57 🚑help is closed 19:57 general is being retaken 19:58 general cooldown increased to 5 mins instead of 1 min 19:59 High ranks begin to fall back 20:03 internation is locked 20:03 weekend hangout retaken 20:05 (i am muted for posting the lore) 20:36 second general counter attack 20:36 Civil war is being won by anti eggs 20:38 second battle of the tavern 20:41 tavern pushes eggs back the end is neigh 20:41 eggs attack stories 20:50 eggs intend to regroup 20:54 egg moral plumets as commanders are now muted (end of day 1)

[grand junco]

There's already a suggestion for that.

[sour gulch]

Quite a few

[clear crag]

Check Maxim bio please

[sour gulch]

We have, please stop

[tropic dagger]

you need to make this a powerpoint style youtube video

[elder stone]

I am crap at youtube

[bleak marlin]

#🛠server-suggestions go on while we can

[tropic dagger]

same

[idle plank]

jvddjbgjbjbjfdsbjbdjfbsdjbjsbgfsbgjkdfsjghdfsjkghjkhj mastef status change

[clear crag]

Sorry

[clear crag]

Good boy.

[clear crag]

Yes

[tropic dagger]

mmwehwheww

heart melted

[clear pulsar]

someone who went inactive a long time ago

[sour gulch]

No worries

[idle plank]

sdbfjsdbfjsbjkfsjdkskns meow meow

[copper talon]

Is the update coming today

[clear crag]

🫡💪

[restive aspen]

We must take the Capital of the eggs that being general

[trim turtle]

As soon as update comes out the server will be dead

[bleak marlin]

God knows

[clear crag]

He

[clear pulsar]

ask general chat

[clear crag]

Check Maxim bio it says everything

[bleak marlin]

He put the new forgis on the jeep

[idle plank]

maybe today or tmr

[sour gulch]

I don’t want to reveal (i believe so yeah)

[copper talon]

Everyone there has become a rebr

[grand junco]

Don't go there at all.

[sour gulch]

Tell no one else

[grand junco]

br.

[copper talon]

Ok

[idle plank]

jdsbfkgdsugeiusfgblwiufhilusjhfilsdfhilsdhgijshdijsjdsgkjfdhjdsghjdsgfgfkug mastef change status again

[clear pulsar]

yeah its like a zombie apocalypse ther

[opal sierra]

I have never seen the moderation team lit up like that in regards of warns/mutes.

[sour gulch]

Mastef said it was going to be pandemonium today

[clear crag]

Real

[restive aspen]

We must retake general

[idle plank]

yes

[bleak marlin]

Friends, why dont we all listen to some music while we wait

[clear pulsar]

impossible

[idle plank]

aiyo jesus?

[restive aspen]

We can do it

[bleak marlin]

NEIN

[idle plank]

yes

[bleak marlin]

THIS IS NO LONGER THE TIME OF VIOLENCE

[bleak marlin]

Also

[royal charm]

Mastef is playing WorldBox

[fickle kindle]

Update almost hereeee

[bleak marlin]

Its fine keep calm

[clear crag]

Hes almost all the time playing world box

[turbid quiver]

[sour gulch]

WE WILL DANCE TO VICTORY

https://tenor.com/view/valentines-day-son-happy-grandson-gif-24904406

[bleak marlin]

You are right

I know a song i can sing

I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP

I TRAP UNTIL THE BLOODY BOTTOMS IS UNDERNEATH

[sour gulch]

Dancing is the only way dude

[bleak marlin]

Balkan simp ☠️

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[sour gulch]

Wtf

[tropic dagger]

anyways ill be going back to #🌟royal-tavern

[idle plank]

fuc furry

[clear crag]

Me

[idle plank]

furry disgusting

[sour gulch]

Actually screw it, everyone is welcome into the Weekend Warriors

[clear crag]

Not everyone

[sour gulch]

I cannot allow this or other mods might legitimately beat me up again

[clear pulsar]

broooo

[clear crag]

the eggs aren't welcome here.

[sour gulch]

Mostly*

[sour gulch]

They are

[clear crag]

Wait they already beat you up once?

[sour gulch]

Well

[clear crag]

TRAITOR

[idle plank]

oh no daddy fukua dont ban me

[sour gulch]

I’ve been shit on so much

[clear pulsar]

theres a furry mod

[sour gulch]

What i’m saying is the eggs will be ok ONCE the riot is over.

[clear crag]

The riot is over is it not?

[sour gulch]

Same with the anti-eggs

[sour gulch]

It is not yet

[clear crag]

Eggs will never be ok

[sour gulch]

The Weekend Warriors fight off both (my faction that has defended for 15-16 hours now)

[hot heart]

Did the riot go on the entire like 12 hours since it started?

[idle plank]

iueiuodiugdghdsifcbjh ewhfuirhe iuhruhfuihgm nuifhvberuighfeiuhvfuwmn cuewhfu8fgu hiru hgiufhg uihiugh guhfgbuig riucchdgugbvfuhbibui cfiunfguhb ishgijhgiuewhrgiurgi mastef change status again

[clear crag]

So you are not anti-egg?

[sour gulch]

We had a bit of calm

[clear crag]

Royal tavern is literally the safest place on this server

[tropic dagger]

it is

[clear pulsar]

youve said that already

[tropic dagger]

and its also very fun

[sour gulch]

I’ve been an anti-egg until both sides got a bit bad

[clear crag]

Wait until I reach level 40 >:3

[idle plank]

and mastef is boiling eggs now???

[tropic dagger]

#🤖bot-commands

[sour gulch]

#🗳politics-room

[clear crag]

3k

[clear crag]

Safest place where you could talk*

[sour gulch]

Ah

Then here

[tropic dagger]

you could say :3k

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

end me

[sour gulch]

I’m a legit stone wall

[clear crag]

That's true.

[sour gulch]

No eggs have survived, except 1 that joined our side

Every other egg died

[copper talon]

If I threw a tomato at you would you be mad?

[sour gulch]

Probably not

[tropic dagger]

when will the eggvolution stop?

[clear pulsar]

ive gotta say that has to be in the top 3 worst civil wars this server has ever had

[clear crag]

Sounds pretty anti-egg to me

[hot heart]

did you all ban them?

[copper talon]

What if I threw a child at you

[narrow rampart]

So instead of being transparent about the update they make this shit?

[tropic dagger]

bro the devs think their status is a effin weather report

[sour gulch]

Yeah, and now it’s both eggs and obnoxious anti-eggs (you’re fine)

[copper talon]

Oh I can react? Finally

[sour gulch]

Mute

[clear crag]

Oh I could finally add reactions

[sour gulch]

I’d deflect the children

[clear crag]

🥳

[copper talon]

Y E E T child

[untold arrow]

Rate my new server name

[sour gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-punt-kick-donewiththis-gif-26537188

[idle plank]

well mastef is boiling a egg right now and playing worldbox

[clear crag]

Sexy

[bleak marlin]

Feliz/Navidad

[sour gulch]

W

[copper talon]

Bro how do I make a server invite permanent

I don't want it to expire

[sour gulch]

You can’t

[south sinew]

12/10

[untold arrow]

Real

[copper talon]

Aw...

[sour gulch]

I don’t think

[copper talon]

My server invite expires every like 2 days

[clear crag]

You can edit the time

[opal sierra]

bone editor

[sour gulch]

Oh no

[copper talon]

Oh ok

[untold quail]

general

is in chaos

[clear crag]

Nawww poor fast zombie

[sour gulch]

Not us ong

[bleak marlin]

Are they shidding themselves

[untold quail]

peak fiction

[untold arrow]

Make it suffer, that was a pain in the ass when i was playing half life 2.

[untold quail]

mastef typed one fuckin message

and general got swarmed

[clear pulsar]

then admins made it worse by makin #1084228093876650114

[opal sierra]

I always double shotgun them in the game

[bleak marlin]

Now maxim did

I think he just called general an embassy 💀

Major W

[untold arrow]

Just spawn Father Grigori

[clear crag]

I haven't sent a message in a while and I need xp

[idle plank]

spooky spooky skeleton

[clear pulsar]

same

[clear crag]

Not perfect timing

[bleak marlin]

Who sent a video in the eggspace of a guy eating a raw egg then drinking yolk 😭

[clear crag]

Feliz Navidad

[untold quail]

i AM NOT coming back to general

sorry i meant genral*

[clear crag]

Feliz Navidad

[untold quail]

dementia?

[clear crag]

No

But

[idle plank]

well it is raw egg

[clear crag]

My balls itch

[untold quail]

whar

[clear pulsar]

bruh why can i never remember what that word means

[untold quail]

nah bro how will 8 mods moderate general

[idle plank]

uhm

the power of God

[slender socket]

Updates coming out in 6-8 hours, that’s my prediction, I’m going to sleep. I think this because of that twitter sneak peek, with the TWELVE stars and the THREE golden brains. Take time zones into account, and hey presto!

[copper talon]

Yo guys wanna see me compare Glibert to Dementia

[untold quail]

this is update day

[south sinew]

Gn

[untold quail]

but also fucking suffering

[clear pulsar]

whats demntia

[idle plank]

nightie sleep well

[bleak marlin]

#🛠server-suggestions actually i have another idea

[copper talon]

6 HOURS?

[untold quail]

do you know who else has dementia?