🍻weekend-hangout

[next storm]

lmao

[junior finch]

Probably right

[clear crag]

Bro

[forest jungle]

NO EGGS INSIDE OF THE HOLDOUT

[wind nymph]

I fell bad for the devs

[hot heart]

Can't we just have a normal conversation

[clear crag]

server going crazy

[autumn abyss]

EGG EGG EGG EG

[slow elk]

No

[sour gulch]

@junior finch i’m holding

[clear crag]

i suppose not

[hot heart]

sad

[round badge]

Noice
I lost my son Jesus to the egg

[forest jungle]

memes have fallen.... general is storming us.....

[sonic sluice]

italy update?

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weakend (alive)
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in europe time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting
  (am i missing anything)

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Escario#5381 for 10 minutes

[tulip jolt]

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
WE WILL FIND OUT WHAT THE EGG MEANS

[junior finch]

@lofty sparrow

[tropic dagger]

how long is da slowmode?

[ember timber]

It's nearly been an hour

[twilit trench]

JARED I NEED YOU

JARED PLEASE COME BACK

[meager pecan]

F*ck da egg

[clear crag]

We are the last bastion do not fall do not waver do not give up. Fellow countrymen we are the best of the best. We are those who are willing to stand against the mob.

[fiery parrot]

provve it

[clear crag]

5 minute cooldown in general

[dim thunder]

DO NOT LET THEM BREAK TOUR SPIRIT

[grizzled crypt]

I think we gonna hold

[clear crag]

that will disorganize them

[junior finch]

🫡🫡🫡🫡

[clear crag]

is it true slavery will be added?

[wind nymph]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

[spark mountain]

Blood heck

[meager pecan]

Hmm

[tacit beacon]

Meme lord the fukua cult continues to worship fukua for a chance to our survival

[hot heart]

yes

[timber tundra]

🥚

[forest jungle]

WE ARE STILL DEFENDING!

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Lelouch#3410 for 10 minutes

[elder stone]

Adding now as a subfaction

[next storm]

someone was saying mastef and maxim were typing in patch-notes

[tacit beacon]

Ty

[wind nymph]

🛡️

[forest jungle]

AGAINST ALL ODS

[grizzled crypt]

man I'm glad I switched sides

[upbeat lintel]

People

[slow elk]

I ate them. I ate them all. They're eaten, every single one of them. And not just the eggs, but the anarchists, and the low ranks too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted american assimilator#9175 indefinitely

[forest jungle]

WE ARE FIGHTING

[vernal temple]

🥚

[grizzled crypt]

PUSH THEM BACK

[tacit beacon]

🛡️FOR FUKUA🫡

[burnt spindle]

NO

[clear crag]

My good countryman, I ask again that you do not given to their baits

[pine arch]

Defend the weekend

[forest jungle]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[next storm]

🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Brisngr#9224 for 10 minutes

[hallow imp]

egg is temporary but weekend is eternal

[upbeat lintel]

12 minutes until the next hour arrives
Once it arrives the eggs will return

[slow elk]

NEVER

[forest jungle]

THEY ARE STORMING US

[burnt spindle]

2nd wave, hold them back

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in europe time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting
  (am i missing anything)

[dim thunder]

MAXIM WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

[clear crag]

Do not let their baits get you

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted EWER#4145 for 10 minutes

[grizzled crypt]

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

[slow elk]

THE EGGS WILL BE DESTROYED

[trim turtle]

Tavern no longer occupied

[elder stone]

adding

[tribal lantern]

The eggs will dissapear

[round badge]

I unleash me power greg

[heavy perch]

YEAH

[clear crag]

WAIT MY HOME IS SAFE???

My good friends, the tavern has been liberated, democracy rings, true

I WILL BE BACK BROTHERS

[tacit beacon]

🙏praying to the new god for it

[slow elk]

THE WAR IS BEING WON

[clear crag]

Please continue to hold strong do not give up. Do not give out I hope.

[trim turtle]

Ye

[wind nymph]

Yay

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)

[hot heart]

Don't you have an automod who could just delete eggs

[tacit mica]

IM GONNA DEVELOP PTSD FROM EGGS

[slow elk]

what infighting

[next storm]

it is 7:49 there

[spark kelp]

Slow mode

[next storm]

maybe at 8?

[round badge]

The revolution
MY CHILDREN DESTROY THE EGG-PIRE

[elder stone]

(thats now ended)

[dim thunder]

let us enjoy our beer

[tribal lantern]

We are winning the war my friends.

[sour gulch]

I should be in anti-egg as my own army

[elder stone]

okidoki

[round badge]

The eggs took over

[tacit beacon]

Hello toaster are you a fukua cultist yet?

[hot heart]

They didn't

[pine arch]

Amen to that yet again brother 🍻

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• @sour gulch (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)

[tacit beacon]

We are winning

[round badge]

At least they did for tavern

[tribal lantern]

We have scrambled the eggs and will now eat a toast with scrambled eggs in honor of our temporary victory

[clear crag]

Democracy will be forever and all will have democracy

[sour gulch]

[restive aspen]

@elder stone these are tough times

[elder stone]

yes

[tacit mica]

DON'T LOOSE WEEKEND, WE MUST STAND AGAINST THESE FUCKEROOS, NONE OF THE SHALL PASS, TODAY WE RETAKE THE SERVER

[hot heart]

But not for our beloved weekend

[round badge]

You forgot the most powerful

[sour gulch]

My flag!!

[clear crag]

The flag flies free

[tribal lantern]

Very tough times indeed.

[clear crag]

🥚

[mortal cypress]

the only chat that had reasonable chat speed is #🛡public-moderation-logs lol

[tacit mica]

BOBUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slow elk]

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the eggs, but the rioters and the rebrs, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

[clear crag]

Yes, she stand strong against the hood

[tribal lantern]

[elder stone]

? elaborate who did i miss

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted ⚜Bobax⚜#8866 for 10 minutes

[tacit beacon]

🫡

[trim turtle]

Rip Spain

[wind nymph]

I'd love to do history

[vestal hamlet]

fukua’s huge size is a big advantage for him

[pine arch]

Efe

[violet kite]

e

[clear crag]

I maxim regrets the egg thing

[tacit beacon]

Spain has fallen to the egg cult

[slow elk]

Get them to fight like they did against napoleon

[tribal lantern]

Sadly.

[round badge]

The egg will die by me

[grizzled crypt]

so is the shield our thing or sumthin

[sly atlas]

Update dropped, BLACK PEOPLE

[forest jungle]

GUYS WE DO STILL HAVE A CHANCE

[restive aspen]

Bro memes have fallen refugees are moving over here

[lament oriole]

I got the eye of a tigerrr

[tribal lantern]

Indeed.

[upbeat lintel]

RIP THE SPANIRADS

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Talonyte#4985 for 5 minutes

[clear crag]

Welcome my friends to the last strong hold against the night

[trim turtle]

The Portuguese

[forest jungle]

TAVERN WEEKEND AND MEMES REFUGEES

[kind cloud]

Rebellion of Maxim's egg
The Rebellion of Maxim's egg was a rebellion caused by a post on the official Maxim discord account. Two factions were created from this:
The Eggist Forces. These Include;
General Egg Freedom Forces.
Egg Military Administration of New Channels Under Rule.
Egg Terrorist Forces (in Meme and General)
The Freedom Forces. These include;
Tavern Freedom Front (TFF, Defunct)
Eternal Weekend Organized Front, Leader = Detect. Fukua (EWOF, Active)

[tribal lantern]

This is the strongest stronghold. It is fortified very strongly.

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)

I think i have the better history

[pine arch]

We accept any man that's ready to fight

[bleak marlin]

Is this the riot mode bunker?

[woeful spire]

@pallid solstice someone is called mao zedong (he was worse then russian moustache man)

[tacit beacon]

True

[fiery parrot]

no resolve i see

[round badge]

@round badge The most powerful anti egg

[clear crag]

This is a beautiful nation of freedom, and praise the flag! Clears throat

[elder stone]

fine

[dim thunder]

My fellow worldboxians we must cease this fighting to join together once more, this war has caused nothing good for anybody. This is all i have to currently say on the matter

[slow elk]

he's been named that for like 2 weeks

[bleak marlin]

Mao zedong is allowed, for some reason

[upbeat lintel]

This is the best history

[sour gulch]

I’ll deal with it later k?

[trim turtle]

Ye killed 100 million Max 50 mil min

[wind nymph]

U take this seriously I applaud u for that

[round badge]

UNDER ME WE WILL WIN

[bleak marlin]

Only a couple days

[meager pecan]

YES

[tribal lantern]

We will unite directly a week after the update

[round badge]

THE EGG-PIRE WILL BE DESTORYED

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• @sour gulch and (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• god and his lot or anti eggers
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)

[vestal hamlet]

@sour gulch go away Trudeau

[clear crag]

Cringe dsmp reference

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
𝄆 O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. 𝄇

[slow elk]

The eggs will be scrambled, fried, boiled, poached, EATEN

[bleak marlin]

No seriously the russian and german guys are banned, but mao isn’t

[iron plover]

oh it's so nice here

[bleak marlin]

So are the kims

[dim thunder]

im just kinda here giving speeches?

[safe dirge]

this looks like old anti-communist propaganda and I am 100% here for it

[tribal lantern]

The Eggs have 1,188 warriors

[sour gulch]

No, it’s my duty to serve and protect on behalf of the Canadian-American alliance

[round badge]

MADE INTO PANCAKES

[fiery parrot]

yass canadians!!! i stand with JUSTIN

[slow elk]

TURNED INTO CAKES OF DEATH

[upbeat lintel]

This is our home

[kind cloud]

Rebellion of Maxim's egg
The Rebellion of Maxim's egg was a rebellion caused by a post on the official Maxim discord account. Two factions were created from this:
The Eggist Forces. These Include;
General Egg Freedom Forces.
Egg Military Administration of New Channels Under Rule.
Egg Terrorist Forces (in Meme and General)
The Freedom Forces. These include;
Tavern Freedom Front (TFF, Defunct)
Eternal Weekend Organized Front, Leader = Detect. Fukua (EWOF, Active)
Dialouge:
So far, the dialogue on the Rebellion of Maxim's egg is non existent, with only minor motivational speeches coming from EWOF "We are the last bastion do not fall do not waver do not give up. Fellow countrymen we are the best of the best. We are those who are willing to stand against the mob." Said a spokesperson during a rally.

[clear crag]

I have returned to.... do something i can t quite remember

[round badge]

AND I HAVE MILLIONS

[pine arch]

Mao is a hero 👽

[next storm]

flag

[sour gulch]

Stand with Fukua

[elder stone]

Motivational support is still support you know

[meager pecan]

I THREW THE EGG OF MY BALCONY

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[tacit mica]

FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES giggles and then shits

[tacit beacon]

Yessir

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted ! PlasticArt24093#7720 for 10 minutes

[tribal lantern]

General is slowly being freed.

[wind nymph]

If only I could actually contribute to something

[dim thunder]

ig

[next storm]

i made a flag

[slow elk]

make smaller so it fills the chat less maybe

[bleak marlin]

Oh fuck not Trudeau, the least racist prime minister

[tacit mica]

NO MORE EGGS

[next storm]

i cant

[tribal lantern]

But we must go and free #🌎general now

[prisma epoch]

A man managed to cause the closest thing to carnage with a picture of a egg and some pixelated characters

[tacit beacon]

Propoganda

[clear crag]

Think of a way we’re fighting for , the beautiful, glorious flag and democracy

[dusky quest]

Good with that

[clear crag]

I have returned to.... do something i can t quite remember

[safe dirge]

could be better

[pine arch]

We've pushed back the eggs

[grizzled crypt]

saving that

[tacit beacon]

Also 🇺🇸🦅

[safe dirge]

🇺🇸

[sour gulch]

THIS IS FOR THE KAKAPOS

[pine arch]

Good job brothers

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• @Detective Fukua 🦜🇰🇳 and (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• god and his lot or anti eggers
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)
  General counterattack (19:55)
  Canada overruns weekend (19:46-19:55)

[clear crag]

Ok so
Maxim liked a tweet saying the update will be today
HOWEVER
He is in the +5 timezone meaning that he posted the announcement at midnight for him
Meaning the update might come out on sunday

[restive aspen]

We need to retake memes

[tribal lantern]

We will convert General Chat into Anti-Egg Chat

[clear crag]

I can take a better shot if you want

[sour gulch]

REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR

[slow elk]

I think the eggs are finally being destroyed

[dim thunder]

#🌎general message ohno

[hot heart]

Where did canada come from now?

[dusky quest]

Hello again

[clear crag]

Brothers crusade general

[upbeat lintel]

NOOO

[slow elk]

This place is definitely anti egg

[strong mortar]

Battle going strong I see

[trim turtle]

Anyone who eats egg is anti

[clear crag]

Is that better?

[pine arch]

You either an egg or one of us

[round badge]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot (alive)
• god and his lot or anti eggers
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)
  Anti-Egg makes their stand(19:55-ongoing)

[tacit beacon]

Yes

[safe dirge]

does the shot include an American flag

[sour gulch]

I’m Canadian and i’ve defended this chat fully

[kind cloud]

We should do medium-scaled advances on general and hold our ground.

[quiet mica]

I’m scared

[bronze salmon]

what's this

[dusky quest]

Same

[prisma epoch]

Only a man with a pure heart of darkness would torture their moderators this way 🗿

[hot heart]

good

[clear crag]

Egg must be an acronym

[tribal lantern]

I sense a army of hidden egg warriors stalking this chat.

[slow elk]

they started a cult after maxim sent an egg

[wheat jackal]

🥚

[sour gulch]

It’s ok, we’ll take you into our line

[vestal hamlet]

against Trudeau’s army (the eggs)

[forest jungle]

is canada allied?

[pine arch]

A motherator has fallen

[whole marsh]

🥚

[upbeat lintel]

Its about to get alot worse once the new hour comes

[wheat jackal]

🥚

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted fish man#1790 for 10 minutes

[tribal lantern]

NOo

[glad rock]

Anti egg

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/no-just-no-no-just-no-minecraft-zombie-gif-15191934

[steel crater]

Jesus

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• @sour gulch (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot lead by @elder stone (alive)
• god and his lot or anti eggers
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)

[fierce veldt]

Yes they are here

[tacit beacon]

Leave us now

[dim thunder]

NEVER SURRENDER MEN FIGHT UNTIL THE LAST MAN

[tribal lantern]

The eggs found us

[restive aspen]

I got your back man this place is safe

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted AtomicCrescent_Roll#6686 for 10 minutes

[grizzled crypt]

dang i can't put the crack the egg image cause no roles

[slow elk]

pretty much

[clear crag]

The glorious Canadian nation is strongly, against 🥚

[quasi narwhal]

e

[tribal lantern]

Amen

[slow elk]

or just chaos causers

[grizzled crypt]

are we planning on taking back general at any point?

[sour gulch]

Let’s slow down just a bit k?

[glad rock]

They got international channel

[clear crag]

We are the beautiful last stand

[spark kelp]

#🚑help-chat got closed

[elder stone]

k

[trim turtle]

This is the real one as it is the og

[slow elk]

no.

[clear crag]

Where done for

[vestal hamlet]

eggs are led by Trudeau

[glad rock]

We can't let this happen again

[tropic igloo]

General is so much better now

[tacit beacon]

Good idea

[sour gulch]

I do not hide

[clear crag]

It was nice knowing you lot

[forest jungle]

dont worry you will be safe. In case of emergency move to #🍻tavern

[tribal lantern]

Indeed. They're large businesses have given them trillions.

[dim thunder]

based

[strong mortar]

Damn you egg we won't surrender

[tacit beacon]

And I’m not high rank

[clear crag]

No no they’re not. They led by Stephen

[tribal lantern]

Tavern fell.

[pine arch]

Fr

[upbeat lintel]

This is incase but we will NEVER FALL

[hot heart]

Germany is open to refugees

[clear crag]

Brothers were done for

[autumn abyss]

hi guys im back from the re-education camp, i no longer believe in eggism

[sour gulch]

Everyone

[clear crag]

🥚🥚🥚

[forest jungle]

YES

[wind nymph]

Ya

[grizzled crypt]

PUSH THE EGGS BACK

[tribal lantern]

🔨

[clear crag]

Maxim was the true god all along

[quasi narwhal]

guys go to australia

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Salllumen#4242 for 10 minutes

[dim thunder]

i hope the eggs havent gotten into the beer

[grizzled crypt]

🛡️

[round badge]

general got way worse
5 min cooldown

[quasi narwhal]

help

[clear crag]

Hold the line

[sour gulch]

This is the war of the Kakapo front vs the Eggs

[slow elk]

Nope, purely hops

[quasi narwhal]

war is imminent

[forest jungle]

NO EGGS HERE BOYS

[neat sluice]

we are safe here

[tribal lantern]

Hold the line at all costs my friends.

[pine arch]

That'd be such a bad drink

[grizzled crypt]

HOLD THE LINE MEN

[strong mortar]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US

[restive aspen]

Should we make advances to memes are stay here and fortifie tavern

[quasi narwhal]

yes

[dim thunder]

thank god

[glad rock]

Yes

[tacit beacon]

Yessir

[clear crag]

Hold the line brothers

[pine kettle]

🥚

[elder stone]

Added

[fierce veldt]

WE MUST WE AT THE RICH EGGS!

[boreal zodiac]

88

[grizzled crypt]

I can't type in memes so I'll be at tavern

[steel crater]

EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

[clear crag]

Once again, we will push back once again we will hold true keep the gates shut keep the doors locked do not let the dangerous into islands glory to the democratic state. And God bless maxim

the high ranks are pulling back

[glad rock]

Break it

[tall needle]

Tf is the egg supposed to mean?

[bleak marlin]

People people this is the only safe place for us

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Kid Named Finger#1309 for 10 minutes

[dim thunder]

it appears there is a egg shell in my pasta 🤮

[clear crag]

Push them to general then to announcements

this shall be the last bastion of the middle ranks

[tribal lantern]

Ew

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted börk#4827 for 10 minutes

[boreal zodiac]

Fight back !

[wind nymph]

Even if the high ranks run we can still fight

[round badge]

Yes I will bless him

[elder stone]

Then what the hell am i

[bleak marlin]

We must keep this place egg free, they can take our channel, increase our slowmode, but we will have our freedoms

[elder stone]

history dude

[clear crag]

!rank

[clear crag]

Our lord maxim save us from these eggs

[slow elk]

Tavern has a rly long slowmode

[eternal seal]

Y’all mf need to shut up I’ll be damn if that jack o lantern lookin mf wins

[clear crag]

low rank on the right side of history

[boreal zodiac]

Do you get muted if you post an egg

[tribal lantern]

Correct.

[sour gulch]

This chat is sacred, no matter what rank you are, we fight together

[clear crag]

I’m almost a bear

[grizzled crypt]

THEY MAY EGG OUR HOMES AND CRUSH THE CHATS BUT WEEKEND WILL NEVER FALL

[glad rock]

Yes

[upbeat lintel]

Friends
Today a big war has occurred with the egg army entering and attacking our home, the upperclass ranks left us to die here but some stayed to defend
And to they we shall stand agaisnt the egg army who approachs
We have held for an hour
We will hold for longer
WE WILL STAND UNITED AS ONE

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[round badge]

general with 5 mins be like

[spring shore]

Brothers, join the egg rebellion and we shall rise up and conquer the server! Viva la egg!

[safe dirge]

Guys please stop with the wrod, can we now say "e*g" instead?

[wind nymph]

I'm a cricket that's anti egg coll

[boreal zodiac]

🐣

[clear crag]

Hold your bows and loose

[elder stone]

🖕

[clear crag]

Movie speeches, please

[tribal lantern]

[hot heart]

The true enemy is egg

[pine arch]

You either an egg or a brother in beer

[upbeat lintel]

People

[restive aspen]

We must hold WE MUST

[burnt spindle]

theres egg sympathizers here, we must purge them

[forest jungle]

DONT WRITE ABOUT VC IN #📜worldbox-history WRITE ABOUT OUR DEFENCE

[glad rock]

He is egg boss

[bleak marlin]

No ranks, low racks and kid ranks, we must unite, the rank divisions may not matter now, we must crack the egg

[dim thunder]

WE WILL NOT SURRENDER TO THOSE WHOSE BRAINS ARE MADE OF EGG YOLKS AND WHITES, THEY WISH TO RULE US BUT WE SHALL HAVE FREEDOM

[tribal lantern]

[tacit mica]

BAN ALL PEOPLE WHO SPAM EGGS AND REACT EGGS

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted talafal#0747 for 20 minutes

[upbeat lintel]

Make a shield to fend of those who attack and protect those who cannot defend themselves

[round badge]

WITH THE POWER OF GREG BE GONE

[bleak marlin]

CRACK THE EGG!

[spark kelp]

Wdym

[boreal zodiac]

Why

[tribal lantern]

DEFEND my brethern!

[elder stone]

someone post my history thing in there

[clear crag]

Brothers hold the kingdom of eternal weekend

[forest jungle]

they dont write about eternal weekend

[bleak marlin]

For if not for god then for discord

[grizzled crypt]

BEGONE YOU FOUL BEAST

[proper river]

hey guys, what do you think about SlipKnoT band?))

[bleak marlin]

For worldbox

[tribal lantern]

This Kingdom will be defended for eternity.

[round badge]

They must die

[crystal knoll]

🥚

[bleak marlin]

And for the safety of us all

[spark kelp]

You haven’t done anything notable yet

[hallow imp]

we must throw the eggs out the window

[upbeat lintel]

These riots have brought violence to the peaceful people of the server and we are a bastion of peace

[dim thunder]

I should be a key figure in the history for existing fr

[tacit mica]

THEY ARE UNHOLY, THEY'VE RUINED THE SERVER WITH THEIR INSESENT FITLH

[grizzled crypt]

HOLD THE LINE

[tribal lantern]

🔨

[minor orbit]

The #🍻tavern alliance stands with Eternal Weekend in this fight

[forest jungle]

not me.... us

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Retro#2625 for 10 minutes

[hallow imp]

we must crack the egg

[spark kelp]

Either way

[clear crag]

My friends, either you stand with us are you stand against us either you are a part of the lost army of the dark, or you were part of the fight for democracy. The fight for the rule of law Viva democracy viva maxim and viva @sour gulch

[quasi narwhal]

viva la egg means fight the egg

[grizzled crypt]

STAND YOUR GROUND, WE WILL EITHER LIVE TO PUSH THEM BACK! OR DIE DEFENDING OUR HOMES

[pine arch]

Brothers in 🍺

[tribal lantern]

The tavern chat has been brought back to freedom.

[forest jungle]

we are one of few holding bruh

[tacit mica]

FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM! FIGHT AGAINST EGGS

[clear crag]

Viva la maxim

[boreal zodiac]

I think that's an egg-aggeration

[round badge]

We will turn the eggs into pancakes. Cakes. Pastries> Omlets. Fried and boiled egg

[prisma epoch]

We need negotiations to take plce

[clear crag]

Even this has slowmode

[slow elk]

People are conspirating that maxim wanted the chaos on purpose

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[clear crag]

Crazy

[sour gulch]

Not a bad one

[elder stone]

added

[bleak marlin]

KEEP THE EGGS OUT

[sour gulch]

Because i’m holding

[dim thunder]

FOR THE GLORY OF THE WEEKEND FIGHT ONWARDS

[clear crag]

In all honesty. isn’t going to come to an end until the update happens

[tacit mica]

WE CAN'T LET THEM ATTACK OUR BROTHERS, MOTHERS FATHERS AND CHILDREN LIKE THIS, WE MUST HOLD THE LINE OR RISK EGGINILATION

[tacit beacon]

True

[tribal lantern]

the e*gs

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-lock-how-to-pick-a-lock-pick-a-lock-lock-gif-23630114

[sweet kettle]

Frog

[sweet kettle]

Frog

[clear crag]

Maxim created a new virus on this server

[trim turtle]

Maxim probs did do this

[hallow imp]

we shall not be defeated we have the power of god and moderators on our side

[bleak marlin]

CRACK THE EGGS! DO WHAT HOWTOBASIC DOES!

[tribal lantern]

🔨

[sweet kettle]

Frog

[restive aspen]

We need to retake general

[clear crag]

And its eggs

I will infiltrate the eggs

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted M.F#3734 for 10 minutes

[sweet kettle]

Frog

[upbeat lintel]

THERE BACK

[clear crag]

What’s my mission?

[tacit beacon]

This is not the time to ask but what is in it for me

[forest jungle]

NO EGGS

[sweet kettle]

Frog

[grizzled crypt]

WE'RE HOLDING

[prisma epoch]

Probably, this is literal hell, this is quite possibly the closest thing to it, besides war and carnage and genocide

[dim thunder]

FIGHT FOR THE HONOR OF #🤡memes AND #⌨coders-cave AND SO THAT WE MAY NOT FALL LIKE THEM

[sour gulch]

My brothers

[minor orbit]

The #🍻tavern and #🍻weekend-hangout stand united against the Eggpocalypse

[tribal lantern]

[slow elk]

UNTIL THE LAST MAN WE FIGHT AGAINST THE EGGS ETERNALLY

[tacit beacon]

Yes?

[sour gulch]

We will do this

[lilac python]

bro it's gonna be released on easter

[tacit mica]

WE MUST RESIST!

[quasi narwhal]

yes

[pine arch]

🗡️ 🛡️ HOLD BROTHERS

[hallow imp]

HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE EGGPOCALYPSE

[tribal lantern]

Amen.

[quasi narwhal]

we shall fight

[boreal zodiac]

Who wants to enter into a pact

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[clear crag]

Dies Irea

[tacit mica]

DON't LET THE ENEMY WIN THIS SACRED EARTH

[hallow imp]

CRACK THE EGG

[quasi narwhal]

VIVE LA EGG

[clear crag]

why is every channel getting shut down?

[weak storm]

🥚

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[tacit mica]

WEEKEND HANGOUT IS HOUS

[elder stone]

they are falling to the egg

[slow elk]

INTERNATIONAL CHAT GOT LOCKED GUYS

[tacit beacon]

Wdym how does that make me want to join THM?

[dim thunder]

FOR A UNIFIED SERVER WE MUST FIGHT ON

[boreal zodiac]

The mods have too many boys to kiss

[quasi narwhal]

VIVE LA EGG

[hot heart]

because of vile eggs

[clear crag]

Anyways I bet the eggs think this is a good car

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Quinnzard#7860 for 10 minutes

[supple roost]

[bleak marlin]

I must admit my guys if we do this we could get warned for carrying the riot on, but we need to crack the eggs

[tacit mica]

PROTECT THE HOLY LAND, STAND AGAINST THESE INVADERS NO MATTER YOUR STANCES

[tribal lantern]

Defend our weekend.

[glad rock]

Cause of Egg rebels

[tacit beacon]

Oh

[round badge]

Guys maxim changed it form egg to 1 dy and back

[bleak marlin]

THE EGGS! ARE! COCKROACHES!

[tacit mica]

THE ETERNAL WEEKEND SHALL REMAIN ETERNAL!

[pine arch]

It shall not fall

[slow elk]

everywhere in community category except here and gen*ral is locked

[tribal lantern]

AMEN.

[forest jungle]

is there any update on the unfolding of this event?

[restive aspen]

The eggs have taken many channels buy WE MUST HOLD

[hallow imp]

every channel in community except weekend and general has fallen

[prisma epoch]

This is the last stronghold of sanity

[tacit beacon]

Yessir!

[boreal zodiac]

[clear crag]

you know what? im protesting against the egg rebels. this channel shall not be claimed.

Rally for the final church

I hope we get rewarded with a metal lol

[boreal zodiac]

E

[bleak marlin]

I shan’t abstain from my comments against the egg rebels

[tacit mica]

DEFEND THE HOLY LAND FROM THE SINFUL DEMONS OF BABYLON!

[tacit beacon]

For or against the egg?

[hot heart]

general has fallen when it started

[grizzled crypt]

WE MAY BE OUTNUNBERED OUTGUNNED OUT PLANNED AND OUT EVERYTHING ELSED BUT WE WILL STAND

[clear crag]

oi

[jovial pendant]

И снова ощущаю себя лавыри

[dim thunder]

FIGHT NOT FOR THE WEEKEND BUT FOR A UNIFIED WORLDBOX

[vestal hamlet]

I hate eggs and mods

[clear crag]

May our god maxim save us

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-vult-deus-vult-intensifies-sword-triggered-gif-15356993

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[clear crag]

we holding?

[boreal zodiac]

E

[clear crag]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚URAAAAA

[trim turtle]

This has been happening for an hour with defense

[bleak marlin]

KEEP IT OPEN!

[tribal lantern]

Mostly the weekend though.

[tacit beacon]

Yes we will

[proper river]

hey guys, what do you think about SlipKnoT band?))

[tacit mica]

AMEN!!!!!!

[clear crag]

Join the maxim defense, force, and protect the state

[tribal lantern]

🔨

[bleak marlin]

FUCK OFF EGGY

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-crack-an-egg-break-an-egg-lets-get-crackin-get-crackin-gif-16765383

[boreal zodiac]

E

[tacit beacon]

Yes sir!

[boreal zodiac]

G

[clear crag]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[hallow imp]

WE WILL STAND UNITED

[clear crag]

crack the eggs

[bleak marlin]

WE MUST INVENT A WAY TO DESCRIBE THEM

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted CosmicDeity3#2010 for 50 minutes

[tacit mica]

COUNTER ATTACK

[boreal zodiac]

G

[clear crag]

We promise we will give your families. Good care if you die against the Raiders of the eggs.

[slow elk]

BE BANISHED TO BELOW

[bleak marlin]

WE SHALL CALL THEM EGGOS

[tribal lantern]

Defense for thy brethern.

[tacit beacon]

Ban this mf

[dim thunder]

NEVER SURRENDER

[minor orbit]

The Egg ends here

[grizzled crypt]

can't wait to get image perms to post the anti egg propaganda

[bleak marlin]

THAT IS THEIR SLUR NOW

[clear crag]

fukua shall be hailed a hero, unlike the other mods who prefer to hide in their little fortresses

[sour gulch]

Actually

[tribal lantern]

We will take down the eggs at all costs.

[autumn abyss]

Little do we know, maxim is just compiling the #📓patch-notes and its taking forever cos of all the new features...

[boreal zodiac]

Kill anyone who surrenders

[clear crag]

As my ancestors did i shall

[elder stone]

Memelord — Today at 19:33 has begun to document history
2023 - 2023
Cause: Maxim Egg'd the Community with a 🥚D, Splitting the Community into 2 Factions: Who thinks the update is coming and who thinks we've been trolled, also attracting Scavengers and Lurkers who further plunged the General City into chaos

Fighting Forces:

• Egg Cult
• Community Rioters
• Various Anarchists

Anti Egg

• the eternal-weekend (alive)
• Detective Fukua (they count as a whole army)
  -subfactions of weekend notably fukua cult and shielders
  -the old meme lot lead by @elder stone
• god and his lot or anti eggers
• Everyone else

Results:

• Ongoing.
  All in UTC time
  MAJOR EVENTS
  19:04 fall of general occured near instantly
  19:10 Tavens collapsed under the egg horde
  19:04-19:10 mods step in
  19:10-19:20 Gigachad mods save weekend
  19:30-19:30 Taven collapses
  Weekend stands ongoing
  Weekend is under assult (19:36-ongoing
  Anti egg moves to weekend (19:36-ongoing)
  Chat is considered to be closed (19:40)
  Weekend beguins to collapse into infighting 19:40-1943
  tavern retaken (19:49)
  19:57 🚑help is closed
  19:57 general is being retaken
  19:58 general cooldown increased to 5 mins instead of 1 min
  19:59 High ranks begin to fall back
  20:03 internation is locked
  20:03 weekend hangout retaken

[hallow imp]

i believe in anti egg supremacy

[round badge]

We must hold till then

[elder stone]

Quick update on this

[clear crag]

Hold the line

[tacit mica]

FIGHT TO BANISH WHAT YOU HATE, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU LOVE

[pine arch]

https://tenor.com/view/crusaders-ave-maria-templars-deus-vult-gif-14798873

[tacit mica]

AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL, I LOVE WEEKEND HANGOUT AND I LOVE THIS SERVER

[tribal lantern]

The #🌎general has been deemed 'the egg-stronghold' chat

[bleak marlin]

WATCH OUT EGGOS THE CLUB ARE GETTIN BIGGER, AND WE ARE GOING TO ENJOY MANSLAUGHTER

[clear crag]

Where is the record?

[glad rock]

Yes

[trim turtle]

Petition to rename

[clear crag]

We need the record

[tacit mica]

IT IS NOT WITH HATE THAT WAR IS WON, BUT WITH LOVE OF WHAT'S BEHIND!

AMEN!

[minor orbit]

Add that the #🍻tavern joins Eternal Weekend against the Eggs

[upbeat lintel]

Weekend was taken by eggs for a bit?

[bleak marlin]

ANTI EGGO FRIENDS

[clear crag]

crack them god dang eggos

[fierce veldt]

Egg invaded them but they held out lomg enough for mods to attack the eggs in their flanks

[pine arch]

AMEN BROTHER

[elder stone]

on it

[bleak marlin]

I must bring forward news

[tribal lantern]

Use the anti-e*g hammer

[tropic igloo]

Yo maxim talked on general

[glad rock]

Put eggs rebels in special camps

[bleak marlin]

Maxim was caught typing

[boreal zodiac]

Chairmen Mau of the Egg party

[quasi narwhal]

guys

[quiet mica]

The pumpkin was in general

[minor orbit]

We need to crack a few eggs to make an omelette

[dim thunder]

FIGHT FOR A UNIFIED WORLDBOX AND TO STOP THE CHAOS

[atomic river]

Slowmode

[slow elk]

Send the eggs to reeducation

[quasi narwhal]

NO

[clear crag]

For my name isn't shown by Edmund the magnificent this line shall hold

[elder stone]

added

[rare stirrup]

Goddamn chill

[vocal matrix]

Gge

[molten orbit]

egg

[sour gulch]

It’s not bad

[tribal lantern]

Indeed.

[dim thunder]

ANOTHER WAVE

[bleak marlin]

This could be massive news, we can persuade him into joining us against the eggos

[quasi narwhal]

i'll double agent

[boreal zodiac]

It's a bird sphere

[tropic dagger]

shut

[atomic river]

Not that long here

[molten orbit]

gregg

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Brother In Christ#1472 for 10 minutes

[quasi narwhal]

i'll see what is going on

[trim turtle]

Add that maxim typed

[dusky quest]

BEGONE

[clear crag]

Brothers we have fought well

[dim thunder]

MAXIM WE REQUEST AID IN FENDING OFF THE EGG\

[quasi narwhal]

:)

[spark kelp]

Ong

[tacit mica]

WE MUST FIND A WAY TO TAKE BACK GENERAL

[tribal lantern]

Welcome to the Anti-E*g stronghold.

[burnt spindle]

dont give up

[clear crag]

where?

🥚CONTINUE THE FIGHT BROTHERS, OUR STRUGGLE IS NOT OVER 🥚

[trim turtle]

General

[pine arch]

VANISH THE HEATHENS, THE WEEKEND MUST HOLD

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted BOB THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS#0381 for 10 minutes

[tacit beacon]

Fukua cult we cannot lose!

[slow elk]

We can't propaganda there

[bleak marlin]

Eggos do not give up, i shall carry the next meesage

[glad rock]

Eggs are pouring through our gates stopppp

[dusky quest]

BEGONE

[clear crag]

I am not we shall charge once more

[dim thunder]

ITS NEVER OVER FOR EVEN IN DEATH YOUR SPIRIT MUST FIGHT ON

[tribal lantern]

🔨

[tacit beacon]

Leave us

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Mr. Manuar#7179 for 15 minutes

[grizzled crypt]

HOLD THE LINE

[hallow imp]

maxim why have you forsaken us

[bleak marlin]

We must come out with a solution for the eggos

[trim turtle]

He’s probably watching all of us waste are fucking time lmao

[quasi narwhal]

GOODBYE MY BRETHREN I SHALL RETURN WITH INFORMATION

[slow elk]

It's because of them spamming it not just for saying it

[elder stone]

[tacit mica]

LEAVE US ALONE YOU EGG FUCKEROOS

[pine arch]

Spamming

[safe dirge]

man this shit crazy

[bleak marlin]

Concentration camps against the eggos in egg boxes

[clear crag]

Charge into general

[grizzled crypt]

BEGONE EGG CULTIST! YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE

[boreal zodiac]

I have an idea, someone who's on pc, pls check the file name for the image Maxim posted

[dusky quest]

Hello again

[elder stone]

hello

[tacit beacon]

Hello phantom thank goodness you’re with us

[clear crag]

Save all that want egg gone

[slow elk]

yea but other people spam it

[forest jungle]

in the time of chaos we have gethered the 3 types of people here: The Eggers, The Anti-Eggers, and the Peace guys

[uncut jetty]

this server is weird

[boreal zodiac]

I have an idea, someone who's on pc, pls check the file name for the image Maxim posted

[tacit mica]

YOU LITERAL UNDERDEVELOPPED FETUSES, LEAVE US ALONE, OR WE'LL CRACK YOU UP OPEN

[tribal lantern]

There will be no peace until a week after the update.

[still pawn]

General 2 electric boogaloo

[slow elk]

THE BASTION OF FREEDOM

[grizzled crypt]

CRACK THE EGG

[tribal lantern]

Exactly.

[pine arch]

Today its weirder than usual

[dusky quest]

Should we share what’s going on with Owl’s Discord or leave it here?

[clear crag]

Maxim save us

[grizzled crypt]

man it's hell in general

[safe veldt]

Special Military Eggeration into the Eternal Weekend be like :

[round badge]

Wrong
A few hours afyer the update
Calm will rein

[boreal zodiac]

GIVE US THE UPDATE

[clear crag]

We need a speech from our glorious leader @sour gulch

[hot heart]

We should still just talk normally about non-egg stuff

[clear crag]

🥚

[tribal lantern]

We will see.

[elder stone]

You do it i am trying to record all of this

[uncut jetty]

why are people just spamming egg im confused

[clear crag]

the file name is just 'SPOILER'

Maxim our lord all mighty

[tribal lantern]

No eggs.

[clear crag]

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[quasi narwhal]

THEY ARE FALLING INTO INTERNAL CHAOS

[fierce veldt]

You figth well

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Salllumen#4242 for 30 minutes

[boreal zodiac]

Egg

[slow elk]

Get the heck out

[round badge]

You came late to the war

[pine arch]

Maxim said egg in #📣announcements

[hot heart]

they are eggs and want to do egg stuff

[dim thunder]

somebody should probably keep an eye on #📷worldbox-screenshots and #🌋worldbox-chat

[meager pecan]

So is the update tomorrow or today?

[quasi narwhal]

men are converting to our side

[round badge]

You must become pancake

[slow elk]

the eggs are bad to whoever is in this chat

[clear crag]

destroy them god dangin eggos

[elder stone]

Worldbox screenshots is fine

[bleak marlin]

ANTI EGGOS GATHER

[sour gulch]

Are you wanting to be saved from the eggs?

[minor orbit]

The #🌎general stronghold of the Egg faction is weak, we must press our advantage now.

[tribal lantern]

Maxim created this war.

[bleak marlin]

I have a solution for the eggos

[tribal lantern]

Invade.

[uncut jetty]

a war of eggs....

[dim thunder]

add me to the history things because i do speeches or someshit

[safe veldt]

Yeah but Egg cringe

[pine arch]

Indeed

[proven wigeon]

GLORY FOR THE EGG EMPIRE!

[slow elk]

Screenshots is stable, chat is being fought against

[crimson marsh]

No you dont

[hallow imp]

wait what will happen if egg reactions reach 10k

[clear crag]

MEN the egg are weak lets push now or never

[sour gulch]

I have this channel

[elder stone]

[clear crag]

When in God's name will I get Level 40

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

[sour gulch]

Do not worry

[safe veldt]

What the fuck is that name

[atomic river]

Kill the chickens

[meager pecan]

Is the update today or tomorrow?

[signal veldt]

5 gotdam minutes of cooldown 💀

[boreal zodiac]

I reckon it will be in an hour

[round badge]

memelord documents the war

[signal veldt]

In general

[clear crag]

You know exactly what the fuck that name is

[sour gulch]

I salute thy soldiers

[tribal lantern]

INdeed.

[atomic river]

@next turtle

[sour gulch]

TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM

[bleak marlin]

We will round up all the egg supporters and eggos we cam. We will trap them in these boxes, and we will smash and crack their shells into dust, they will parish, we must crack the shell and separate the yolk! KILL THE EGGOS! SAVE WORLDBOX!

[slow elk]

what if reptile eggs

[safe veldt]

Okay then Plato.

[next turtle]

Stop pinging me, I'm already too busy

[golden stirrup]

Why tf there a five minute slow mode. Got me out here writing fucking essays in order to make sure I can say what I want to say

[boreal zodiac]

Gas the eggs

[sour gulch]

Stop bringing other mods in here lol, i have it

[round badge]

I god will destroy the eggs

[clear crag]

I got to go do D&D now remember me remember my contributions @elder stone

[next turtle]

here too?

[clear crag]

we will make the worlds largest omelette from the eggs. tonight we feast.

[hot heart]

yo chill

[slow elk]

blame the egg riot

[bleak marlin]

Gather around supporters, as this be our final weapon, and it will be gory

[civic torrent]

Least we still have da weekend

[quasi narwhal]

EVERYONE

[grizzled crypt]

I keep trying to fight the eggs in general

[slow elk]

the eggs caused it

[atomic river]

Send them to Florida

[clear crag]

🫡

[sour gulch]

Yes?

[quasi narwhal]

LISTEN UP

[grizzled crypt]

it is futile

[bleak marlin]

The egg genocide has begun

[atomic river]

[bleak marlin]

I’ve already killed 20,000 eggs

[dusky quest]

You leveled up trying

[boreal zodiac]

You have my sword Sire

[uncut jetty]

why would you spam egg. this doesnt make sense to me

[minor orbit]

We need to crack a whole lotta eggs to make an omelette

[kind mountain]

Wait why are we able to speak here

[tacit mica]

DEPORT THEM TO EITHER AUSTRALIA OR QUEBEC

[trim turtle]

Lol

[quasi narwhal]

they are falling into chaos

[slow elk]

general is too infested for now we have to hold until we can counterattack

[hot heart]

This is turning into war crimes, isn't it?

[dim thunder]

THE EGGS TOOK MY FUCKING LEG

[tacit mica]

DEPORT ALL THE EGGS TO QUEBEC

[clear crag]

Gah dammit 😫

[pine arch]

Your honour its not a war crime if we win the war

[dusky quest]

Antarctica

[round badge]

only 20K
1M+

[clear crag]

No this is Serbia

[sour gulch]

I’m god damn shaking rn

[boreal zodiac]

Send the eggs to Mexico, and make them pay for the wall

[pine arch]

Because its weekend

[kind mountain]

I thought this channel was for mods

[bleak marlin]

THE GENOCIDE IS THE ONLY WAY! FORWARD THAT CHANT TOWARDS THEIR SNUBBY FACES!

[trim turtle]

When you like discord

[sour gulch]

I must fight though

[clear crag]

its not a war crime if nobody lives to tell the tale

[safe dirge]

warm up

[quasi narwhal]

THEIR FORT IS BEING DESTROYED FROM THE INSIDE OUT

[hot heart]

cat

[oblique crystal]

It’s been an honor y’all but I’ve got to head out for a bit. Hopefully this chat is still a thing once I return 🫡

[crisp locust]

Muhammad

[burnt spindle]

mods getting carpal tunnel for all the kicking they have to do

[tacit mica]

KILL ALL THE FETUS REBRS INVASIONISTS

[clear crag]

Fight for maxim and his holy trinity

[boreal zodiac]

Me to your mum

[clear crag]

servers back to tribal era

[hot heart]

good day

[grizzled crypt]

IT IS NOT A CRIME IF WE CONTROL THE LAWS! CRACK THE EGG

[clear crag]

!rank

[sour gulch]

My friends

[quasi narwhal]

WE CAN FIGHT BACK NOW

[dim thunder]

THERE IS AN EGG IN THE LATEST QOTD

[sour gulch]

The time has come

[grizzled crypt]

CHARGE

[tacit mica]

EGGBERS! INVASIONISTS! FETUSIANS!

[dim thunder]

NOOOO

[uncut jetty]

this server is clearly a social experiment to show what people without updates cling to

[atomic river]

Me to yo dad

[quasi narwhal]

CHARGE

[sour gulch]

Push on the final front

[boreal zodiac]

🥚

[grizzled crypt]

CHARGE BROTHERS AND SISTERS

[golden stirrup]

I think I deserve to be above the rules because I’m a special snowflake. Please get rid of my slow mode

[quasi narwhal]

CHARGE

[dim thunder]

YESSSSSS

[meager pecan]

I will never eat eggs the same

[earnest raptor]

EGG ARMY EGG CLAN 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚EGG EGG REACT

[dim thunder]

FOR A UNIFIFED WORLDBOX CHARGE

[shadow olive]

No

[uncut jetty]

increase the slowmode to 6 hours

[safe veldt]

What is going in anymore

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shush-shh-ok-bird-gif-17679708

[clear crag]

get. out.

[meager pecan]

NO EGGS

[tacit mica]

FUCK YOU

[quasi narwhal]

NOW IS THE TIME TO CHARGE

[tacit mica]

NO MORE EGGS

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Shaggy#3010 for 20 minutes

[crimson marsh]

Get out

[shadow olive]

WHY IS THE SERVER SPLITTING INTO FACTIONS

[bleak marlin]

THIS IS BEYOND PEACE

[minor orbit]

Weekend-Tavern-Screenshot alliance grows

[tacit mica]

DON'T LET THEM INVADE US

[crimson marsh]

ANTI EGGS

[dim thunder]

THE EGG ARMY IIS ELVES 🤮

[sour gulch]

Guys

[safe veldt]

Mods Vaporize this man alhamdullilah

[crimson marsh]

FUCKING MAD MAX IN HERE

[tacit mica]

THE REBRS HAVE UNIONISED INTO ONE FACTION: THE EGGBERS

[grizzled crypt]

I charged into general

[spark kelp]

Wtf

[meager pecan]

Because eggs are SHIT

[sour gulch]

@crimson marsh @shadow olive this is my chat ong

[grizzled crypt]

pray for me

[minor orbit]

The Eggpocalypse will be thwarted

[hot heart]

Let's just take a moment to consider that none of the people who experienced this will ever be able to look at eggs and not think about this. This is life changing

[crimson marsh]

Servers split into factions

[slow elk]

THE EGGS WILL BE DESTROYED AT THE HANDS OF MERCILESS DEFENCE

[clear crag]

i fucking hate eggs.

[bleak marlin]

This is war, EVERY MAN MUST PICK A SIDE! OR PERISH!

[atomic river]

@clear crag

[clear crag]

Hola

[crimson marsh]

Alr then you can handle it I trust you

[spark kelp]

I’ve been chilling in #🌟royal-tavern for the whole time

[eager shoal]

***Desperation calls.... Signal back from Satellite As my life flashes right in front of me

---

[dim thunder]

have the admins done anything?

[pine arch]

Hola

[shadow olive]

Only came to check up I’ll go to tavern

[clear crag]

They caught me lurking

[sour gulch]

Ask everyone here how long i’ve lead them to victory

[tribal lantern]

I will now go gather a secondary anti-egg army. 🫡

[sour gulch]

I do not fall

[crimson marsh]

I've heard in screenshots

[last field]

has peace been achieved. i had to go do something

[clear crag]

😨

[dim thunder]

FOR HONOR

[pine arch]

🛡️

[clear crag]

No

[tacit beacon]

Yes we do thank god I can fight eggs and gain xp at the same time

[sour gulch]

I do what i can

[slow elk]

Here it has, other chats idk, they aren't sending signals to us

[tribal lantern]

I will see you all in the honorable future

[tacit beacon]

Yes and we enjoy that

[atomic river]

Cake tastes great 👍

[bleak marlin]

Mush man mutiny is not the right way, i am helping kill support for the eggs

[last field]

Generals still done

[tacit beacon]

Spam

[grizzled crypt]

our charge failed

[boreal zodiac]

Yo

[eager shoal]

Someone wants to play chess in dms?

[sour gulch]

I fought one off in gen chat

[tacit beacon]

Thank you

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Edot#6530 for 40 minutes

[grizzled crypt]

CHARGE INTO #🌋worldbox-chat

[quasi narwhal]

combattez l'oeuf !

[hallow imp]

we need to boycott the eggs

[quasi narwhal]

(fight the egg)

[boreal zodiac]

I'm just a bit disappointed tbh

[atomic river]

🥚 🐣 🍳

[tacit beacon]

Bruh I mean I guess this is the time

[hallow imp]

we need to impose economic embargo on them

[minor seal]

[clear crag]

im going to eat ALL of the eggers.

[crimson marsh]

Stay here man they need you

[last field]

Die, Kakyoin!

🍩

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted TasteMyBlade#6304 for 10 minutes

[crimson marsh]

General is no man's land

[boreal zodiac]

You'll never deflect my Emerald Splash

[sour gulch]

It’s so sad i have to leave in 12 mins bro (i’ll try to make it extremely quick)

[clear crag]

this is turning into a stalemate

[pine arch]

We will destroy the egg with the power of beer 🍺

[clear crag]

really tho 💀

[dim thunder]

general is sadly beyond saving i think

[bleak marlin]

I bring news

[crimson marsh]

After that I'll defend this chat

[gritty echo]

It is just egg

[dusky quest]

Go on

[gritty echo]

General is gone

[clear crag]

i didnt notice the battle over on #🌋worldbox-chat

[sour gulch]

I would like to pick who carries on legacy lol

[dusky quest]

Always has been

[sour gulch]

And rn you be #1

[bleak marlin]

The egg genocide has already slain 200,000 eggs, there are now egg shortages across the world and discord, we are using starvation, as a tactic

[knotty burrow]

🔊 Unmuted TasteMyBlade#6304

[clear crag]

general is gone, but the weekend is eternal.

[meager flume]

is this new?

[tacit beacon]

Anyone is ok we just need someone to fight my lord

[bleak marlin]

Any means necessary to win the egg war! YOU TAKE! YOU DONT WALK BACK!

[grizzled crypt]

our charge into worldbox chat is continuing

[stiff fjord]

Dod

[atomic river]

Freedom

[pine arch]

🍻

[atomic river]

🇺🇸🦅

[uncut jetty]

egg is cringe ngl

[quasi narwhal]

all shall fight in general now!!!

[crimson marsh]

Fuck it big guns time (grabbing my computer)

[clear crag]

nuke

[sour gulch]

As long as i am given the title of Weekend’s lord in the end, @crimson marsh will take over in 30 minutes

[eager shoal]

dms.

[quasi narwhal]

combattez l'oeuf !

[upbeat lintel]

The war is still goign on?

[slow elk]

you already have that title

[pine arch]

Yes

[last field]

worldbox discord lore
And I saw when the Egg opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a kakapo was given unto him: and he went forth muting, and to mute. And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was ablaze: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the server, and that they should tear apart one another: and there was given unto him a great countdown.

[spark kelp]

Oh shi

[tacit beacon]

And I am a soldier to the lord

[sour gulch]

All i would like is to be remembered as the longest defensive line of this war.

[clear crag]

is the war over?

[crisp locust]

Muhammad

[tacit beacon]

🫡

[spring shore]

I’m back

[bleak marlin]

have we made any further contacts?

Any alliance any support?!

[pine arch]

The war wont end until the eggs are gone

[spring shore]

I am deeply sorry for my actions

[knotty burrow]

Member not found

[still panther]

I wish I could help

[bleak marlin]

HAVE WE CONVINCED TRIBES

[upbeat lintel]

Guys camera 📷 is a sign of resistance

[meager flume]

🥚

[sour gulch]

Lol

[tacit beacon]

I swear if you post egg I’m pinging you until you leave

[atomic river]

🗿

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted yabaoy#7193 for 10 minutes

[tacit beacon]

Stfu go back to general

[last field]

you have been cured with divine light, my child

[spring shore]

Are you wanting to commit genocide against my race

[quasi narwhal]

combattez l'oeuf !

[pine arch]

yes

[quasi narwhal]

combattez l'oeuf !

[slow elk]

perhaps

[clear crag]

ello

[spring shore]

Wow

[bleak marlin]

The genocide has been on for 10 minutes

[quasi narwhal]

ok

[crimson marsh]

At that rate were just like them

[sour gulch]

Tell the eggs not to invade here and we’re good

[tacit beacon]

Commit genocide against egg supporters

[spring shore]

Alr

[bleak marlin]

PUSH FORWARD! KILL THE EGGOS

[grizzled crypt]

YOUR KIND DESTROYED THE CHATS AND FORCED US TO WAGE A HORRIBLE WAR! DON'T ACT INNOCENT

[last field]

do not use 📷. if we spam we become like them

[hallow imp]

THEY ARE ATTACKING WORLDBOX CHAT

[grizzled crypt]

I'M COMING

[tacit beacon]

Sir yes sir!

[rugged dirge]

So no update :🥚

[hot heart]

We all could be doing anything on this beautiful weekend, but of course there are eggs so no weekend

[rugged dirge]

Eggs more like mids

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted TheGlockBird#7760 for 10 minutes

[bleak marlin]

Have we prior decided on a leader to carry this under