#eft-chat-2
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and yet ... you are not a nice man
i am nice 🙂
well u either new or a rat
i was desperate , his bald head was so tempting
i couldnt resist
well currently on labs, sitting in a bathroom, listening 2 guys going up and down in front of it waiting until they leave ... thats how nice i am 🙂
what lvl u r
46 🙂
oh
i would not be able to kill them 😄
im 3
I hate timmys that try and kill me
I always kos now
Sometimes I drop them 7.62 guns with 366 loaded
I can't wait till I can give them a meta hk loaded with 300 blackout
That will be so funny
i did social experiment
Oh boy
u would be surprised amount of people who would spare u if u naked
I just shoot them in the legs sometimes
they just dont bother
Watch them hobble
yea 99% of the time, i just put down hatchlings and shit
and thats exactly why
That's why I never help them
ok it's not even a player 😄 it's a raider hehe
Last time I helped a timmy he shot me
we are cute tho come on admit it timmies are cute
so you are timmy
Timmy gets almost killed by a scav
no
you are the reason why i kill naked's
And take his makarov
its kill or be killed
voip will be funny
i might seem cute but im evil
I hate
and then you cry everytime you die naked

sounds like the average oeft hatchet runner
^
now or you never will
Noob
im noob but i enjoy it when chads messegae after i murder them
always had atleast a pistol
dont even need a gun many stupid chads out there give me one out of kindness lmao
you just contradicted yourself
im finally done with dumbass peacekeeping missiobn
are you slightly autistic?
5mills
If you count a drippy five seven and class 4 with nvg pistol run
proof?
game wiped
Then I did one a week ago
this dude
oh i dont know now how much i got

wait its not your first wipe
thats cap
and you are lvl 3

and hatchet running
i dont play a lot
I have 500k PogU
👃 🧢
yeah that cap is stinky
guys whats that smell
idk bro
is that cap i smell
i smell some cap
I smell it tho
British
ah thats it
based
yes
sorry I stopped checking your dms
squishy got unmuted pretty quickly
usually just look once every 2 hours
i just realized it lul
ok then i think im going reserve yet again
America in one picture
i need more
wish me luck boiz
when get on
i completely regret pistol running like 200 runs 
I haven't checked in forever
god quests were so fucking ass
yeah I used to pistol run tasks
I never pistol ran quests
until I realised tasks were easier with real guns
i did early wipe because i only ran shit with friends
Until quest make you use bad gun
lol
richest Ive been is like 22 mill
my highest was 75 mil
then lost money on you know where
but i bought t-7s for 5 mil worth of tetriz
but im back to 73
yea ill pass on t-7s
they arent fun
I used them on the secret place
kinda boring
and pissed me off
just annoying to wear
i prefer reapir honestly
Ive never run a thermal in real tarkov
i heard the sweet sweet noise of a quest completion finally
lmao true
i only have 3 quests left
Really?
sbih was kinda fun?
why is the biggest backpack i could find a palateus or how that thing is called 😄
I've used them loads
paratus?
I have
yeah that thing
thermal hk is fun
I need to take big bags
I've ran then maybe 20 times without securing them
ive started only running attack 2's and betas
Backpacks safe the least needed on labs
Raiders always have attacks
@muted marten look how fun this looks
i didn't fight, but still found a big one :9
same
this poor dude didnt even know what hit him
I hit green and black and if I see noone and dont get an attack raider then shit raid
I take beta or daypack to labs
fuck pilgrim
labs is blue
all my homies hate the pilgrim
I WANT RED CARD
then I can properly hatchet run labs
https://i.imgur.com/i2fhR91.png would say thats OK for a run ... there were like 10 bodies down ... not enough space simply to take all that, and by my experience, the longer i loot, the earlier i die 😄
might take my flir out
ew flir
heard its ass tho
i hate flir
landmark did that! landmark did that! landmark did that!
and when landmark basically created all possible fits of every gun, nothing to take anymore, unless you wanna hear: "landmark did that" 😛
i did mine 10/04
why do americans do that
cause
America is
cause when youre giving a date

Small medium big
^
we say 25th february
No
cause we have a brain
Wrong
I have a few but cant be arsed
do them later
i do as well
forgot how good some christmas songs are
and i have to read a dumbass book over break
I had to watch a 3 hour play
which one lmao
and take notes on it
we had to watch hamilton and take notes
peter fucking pan
lmaooooo
did you learn a lot from it
like I get it if I was 12 in year 7 it would be fine
I learnt nothing
I was bored shitless
What the fuck
no thats an achievement
lmao rip
ive never had a b before in a class lmao
a is highest
or lowest
fuck
i know what youre saying now
ive never had lower than an a
What grade?
Me?
Yea
damn look how much they stripped this fuckers gun lmaoo
idk how it converts from british
they took the fucking stock
pog
9th is first year of highschool
but we dont have middle school here
2006 gang
oh yea
I see, im in 10th, you just gotta be on top your work and make sure to ask questions and study hard
I hate asking questions
we have nursery (kindergarten), primary school and then secondary school

He's 15
Hi mod
15 gang
loser
@tepid zinc
No
@blazing inlet
What
Why ping
is usec 13 lmao
I'm older then you
Ooooh get fucked
maybe 10
loser
maybe 9
perhaps 6
I’m not fucking 12
loser
What’d I even do here
idk
idk
You were younger then me
squishy roped you in
is he the youngest tho
cause hes an asshole
lol
And everyone was shitting on me for not being old enough
So I decided to have you be younger then me
lets leave the age thing
honestly thought the mod was gonna yell at us
a mod will find an excuse to ban us all
true
Time to buy you more games
the Nike tracksuit!?
yes
da shit hoodie!?
this reserve raid is dead as fuck
i think i found gluk lmao
the cold tea
It is good
the ice tea?
Lots of sugar
its like peach and shit
all the quirky girls drink that shit
lol
i definitely found gluk
I had some it tasted like ass
can was cool so I kept it
It's good
big ass can
Apparently it's 96 percent of my daily sugar in one can
also you got baby hands dude

Wtf
tf dude eat something
dont question the mod
Your hand is like 2 parts
EFT chat thats why
problema?
Pepega clap
is cooly a new mod
Big problema
youre gonna get muted lmaoo
squishy already did
he posted like one picture in here
and got muted
dont play with @ashen folio hes a toxic guy and thinks hes right all time
ah cmon dude among us tycoon
That's what I did
Not EFT
Pog
yoooo

PogU
lmaoo
rip squishy
Yes
Squad goals
F
Remember the conversation where we said if you abuse the pic perms in here?
hang on why isnt the anime chick getting deleted
yea actually
Oh
dont abuse them
and allahgator is
i dont want them taken away
oh shit
It’s EFT related
It has been removed
I was too busy typing 
IT WAS AN EFT MEME
lmaooo
Lol squishy got muted again
it's a religious believe
yea atleast use the right term
Racism?
whats racist about it
What
wtf
Look if there is an issue, then feel free to take it up with the head mods
Im actually boggled rn
thats eft related
HE GOT DA HEADSET
THE SAME ONE AS ME
Bruh
that was an eft meme
me and the raccoon twinning bro
If you keep posting non EFT images, image perms will be removed
🥶
is that not allowed
Wait how’d squishy get muted
"racism"
Racism
Imma fight that
Lul
Allahgator
cause that isnt racist
I didnt even see the rat pic
You boys can't play nice can you
what rat pic
Rat pic?
Or whatever it was
No ability to post images in #general-chat, so the moment we use one chat nobody uses for pics they're getting deleted
oh we got the head mod
We’re playing plenty nice
Rat raccoon
also didn't GTB allowed us to post any pics here?
same thing
whats going on
lmaoo
where can I appeal shit?
we have everyone here
Im fighting for my boy
Lol, no
chat is silent
The mods came to suppress us
fr where can I appeal
^
And anything we do is gonna get perms removed
You can appeal via modmail
Message the head mods or through modmail
lame
I wish there was a way to get all the based people from oeft into a server which isnt oeft
if you have an issue with it, take it to the head mods.
first day back and gluhar dropshots the fuck out of me
yea we got an issue
Damn. This is where the mods hiding. Eft2
nah theyre just yelling at us
Oh. I'm glad I missed it then aha
They decided today is the day they want to remove eft 2
We're probably going to get deported to #general-chat if we appeal lmao
oh is there a mod war happening again


You know, you could also try to contribute and build a community here with us
eft meme
@ashen folio dont man
Instead of complaning non stop about non issues
We’ve built one, catch up
I dont want you to get banned
Put it in #❌〡eft-memes
to delete it
The only issues are the ones you’re making
i dont get yall
look leave it
Builded a community in #weapon-modding and #screenshots only for mods to destroy now, now you're saying we're bad for not making it
yall say dont put eft un related stuff
Lmao
we cant win this
no mod bad me hate mod!
but as soon as i do
You mean, rules? lol
What rule
its just gonna get us all banned
bUiLd A cOmMuNiTy as yall dont listen to anyone
rule 10
cause the rules here are so flexible to mods its funny
Run for prez
you can get banned out of nowhere
When they say “build a community” then ignore the community
exactly lmaoo
when people are having fun smh
they are watching dw
i know
“You guys should help us build a community”
proceeds to ban active people
lmaoo
only active when they can ban people
bro squishy is more active than every mod in this bitch
Just follow the rules. its that easy.
I have 25k messages here
just dont be an asshole. its that easy.
What rule did we break
Can't follow rule 10 smh
lmaooo
I should try for mod
- Post in the correct sections
I have over 4x more
This is the correct section
General talk about eft
thats not a flex but they arent building a community they are tearing it down
not for 99% of what goes on here. You were posting wrist pics earlier
the fact I have 25k messages showd I like this community
#eft-chat-2 is for EVERYTHING connected to EFT, #❌〡eft-memes is for MEMES only
That probably means we can post memes in #eft-chat-2, no?
knaye
( alos, I am active in VCs and over on the sister discords )
you have more messages the erwin lmao
yea
what about GTB
no where close lmaoo
hes actually active
unlike some people
we like gtb
thats it
and fokka
cause mods dont actually care about the server
Probably because there is a ModMail bot that you should be contacting instead of the moderators directly
Ma'fackin civil uprising up in this bish
what
so since youre mod
you shouldnt actively moderate the server?
why would we contact them
You realise mods have lives, right ?
this is the most activity ive seen from mods since ive been in this server lmaoo
eh i doubt it tbh
Look at the end of the day, if you don't like it here. You are perfectly fine to make your own discord and bring your mates with you.
Imma shut up now
Jobs, and sleep schedules
Mods go here, ruin fun, then we need to go use some different shit to report them ruining fun only for them to use rule 10 and say that smh we are the ones ruining the community
wow
Or, the community and mods can cooperate and build something together

Im not getting banned see you guys later
like who are we actively hurting by posting images?
If you have actual suggestions you're welcome to send them to #544472689444782080
I'll go study chemistry, see ya fellas
We have guidelines set. All we do is follow them,
What guidelines
why are you studying at 11:30 pm lmao
ukraine dont fuck around
cus why not
I study at day time
And we’re in compliance with em
Guideline rule 10
"If you argue with mod you're always wrong"
lmaoo
schedules clear asf cause parents take covid super seriosuly
alright boys i have a good idea
and dont let me see anyone
ah shit
I FORGOT TO SAY THAT
dw I was studying ballistics
nope
eft related
still alive
If you push the line again, I will start bonkin
||distraction box||
what are we doing now
of course you will you power hungry rat
bye panda
Me using f word was pushing the line 100%
what did he delete lmao
"Dick" in russian
lmao what a champ
I know russian lmao
boys i have a good idea
What line
@stiff plinth
11mins matching.


rule 10 rule 10
Because it isn't eft related
Fucking deleted it
Guys, every time you post offtop pic just photoshop "Escape from Tarkov" smting in corner of it, so it will be eft related lmao
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
@ashen folio you dead?
it's not eft related
O dam
Anybody have a sga stock for the m870
R.I.P.

Go back to weapon modding
Another chat ruined by mods
Metallica based
I suggest moving to #general-chat so when we will get our perms back from GTB nobody can say anything to our pics
Yeah, if we'll get image perms we should ask them in #general-chat
so we can post offtopic pics without butthurt mod removing perms
hes eating too fast hes gonna choke!!!
because smh rule 10
ty bsg for making mp5 be on semi as default
WHOMST
Bill
exactly
Idk what happened
mods came along and ruined everyones day
There were like 3 mods all at once
suppressed weapons in this game feels so good
are picture privileges taken away now
Yes sadly
who was in paris
lmao

i havent listened to it lol
I think I have listened to every kanye song ever
ive only listened to a couple kanye songs and i didnt like them that much tbh
kanye goated
how come t-7 thermals are always sold out
just wanna buy some and if im like 1 min late to restock they are gone already
yo whats that meant to mean
well ive heard they are stupidly good
fellow pmcs
especially in night raids
is the lion living high is not a crime required
of course theyre great
interchange all the killa crates can spawn them labs is a good place for them
negative
not what i mean
i can't seem to find if this quest is kappa required or not
i have all the parts but i'd rather sell them instead of turn them in for shit i don't care about
This is eft 2
was it never here
Not that I know
fucking epic
Yeye
now i dont have to wait 25 seconds just to finish my message
Yup
This channel is shit now
Yup
ahh rip, it was fun while it lasted
How do I put meds on my hotbar?
Keybind them
Nvm I have found the support channel
Drag them down from pockets or your vest onto ur hot bar
Oh, so you have to be in game to bind them?
u can do from stash
Gotta be in your rig or pockets tho
Okay thank yall
only 5 pmc's spawn in factory now btw
So I'm being told lol.
lol just 4 man factory and farm scavs
5 PMC's on day factory, 6 on night
What shoreline keys should i get
somebody bought my faceshield for 250k lmfao
yeah the multi hit face shields always sell for stupid amounts
no idea why considering peacekeeper sells them for 300 dollars, roughly 40k roubles
because trader level
whats the best way to get the gpu's for the bitcoin farm? other than finding them? is buying them the cheapest way?
people usually farm interchange for them. lots of spawns for them there
some on reserve too
might as well jam in as much gpus as you can in your btc farm for now
farm gpus later
a single bitcoin already pays for a gpu anyways
yeah i just bought all my gpu's personally. get your return on investment faster that way
is anyone else having issue where they get stuck on end raid screen
I need someone to Rat out with
m67s are 50k lol
@acoustic spruce stolen valor, wtf is your branch, MOS too
ahlie fham @acoustic spruce homie left right away
@acoustic spruce show us the car fax
@acoustic spruce wow now you googling stuff
@acoustic spruce I know you've seen the commercial, show me the fucking carfax
@acoustic spruce You just DM'd my friend that you are a veteran and but then later said you haven't served yet? I will find you and eat your flesh you succulent liar
@acoustic spruce eat ass
@acoustic spruce dude... why?
need help with a quest will pay if you help
@acoustic spruce p u s s y
@acoustic spruce STOLEN VALOR, SMALL PP ENERGY
@ashen folio sorry for ping but what he do
@muted marten he's lying about being in service, literally one of the people in the chitchat2 has served and he couldn't answer basic questions
what an asshole
Anybody have a sga stock for the m870
@analog oracle 
kek
plzzz try me dawg, i will get arrested fcking wit u
wtf is going on lmao
😋
you the one stealing valour?
based
@acoustic spruce you honestly seem like the type of guy to sell your car for gas money
👮 HEY MAN STOP ! you are breaking the law @acoustic spruce not cool man
is it still the same thing
wow.... @ashen folio ... you owe me a new keyboard... just blew guinness all over it
sounds like a great idea
@ashen folio that law is bs and we all know it. louded out someone at the turkey shoot this past thanksgiving with 3 cops attending. Dude never got silvers clapped on... Just left
that made a'lot of sense
so why did they remove pictures from here?
can i tag along with anyone
im getting ignorewd
"can i tag along with anyone".. bro say your region, level..etc and check #pvp-lfg ... thats way too general and it seems like you are just asking for a carry
@full rover
bro just join a server
bro just go solo
im sorry. didnt know it was thant important right away.
lol
@willow jasper i really like your profile pic did you make it?
Y is extremely chat 1 so toxic?
lol
Eft
12.9 is tmr right?
i wish
uhhh around wednesday
wednesday?
bet
it's a Thursday
yeah yeah just ask eft chat 1
anyone wanna trade for a black keycard lol
unless you're letting it go for 2 sugars ill just go buy one in fm
Why is RB-KSM key selling for so much?
reasons
cuz meds
rb-smp is better anyway
mhm
Anyone care to explain Auto Ram Cleaner and Use Only Physical Core in game?
time to break rule 11
I think it was a bad idea by the mods to remove image posting from this channel
yes
back to weapon modding we go
then cry myself to sleep because i’ll never be good in tarkov
tarkov is fun even if youre average
it makes it even more fun when u pull something epic off
then study the maps, then wake up the next morning and FUCKING FORGET EVERYTHING
oh yeah 100%
like when i broke my benq monitor
lol i remember killing my first 4 man with a pistol






gotta love exfil campers