eft-chat-2

[muted marten]

also thats why I take green stim

[tired ravine]

i was trying

then i ran into the duo

[muted marten]

still

[tired ravine]

plus

[muted marten]

hide behind crate

[tired ravine]

i got head, eyesd

[muted marten]

heal thorax

you had time

so?

[tired ravine]

thorax didnt matter

[muted marten]

anything woulda one tapped you

also take green stim or propital

both woulda helped then

but ngl you played it well

[prime yacht]

Thicc got more space

[stone aspen]

also uses more space i doubt u have that much armor

[prime yacht]

I always have propital hot keyed and a green in kappa

[muted marten]

Bro there is no argument between icase and thicc

different things

[prime yacht]

I already have a full thicc of class 5 and a shit load more

[muted marten]

icase is way way way cheaper

but smaller

much smaller

[prime yacht]

I have a icase of class 6

[stone aspen]

well use them

[prime yacht]

Icase is a quarter of the size and cost 2 mil

[stone aspen]

donate them to starving children

[prime yacht]

I have 2 thiccs and 4 normals

[muted marten]

ah yes children who eat armour steel

[stone aspen]

better than not eating at all

atleast theyll be getting some iron into their systems

[meager finch]

and died again as scav already

[stone aspen]

git gud

[normal wyvern]

you know what they say

the only cure for communism is lead

[prime yacht]

Yes

Communism bad

@muted marten I set up my tree

I cut it down

[muted marten]

bit late

mines been up for 19 days

[prime yacht]

Is there any snow in london?

Well

I have wood stove and real tree

[stone aspen]

u mean water coom?

[prime yacht]

I don't want it to dry up

Besides trees look stupid in november

And early December

Trees are best suited 1-2 weeks before

[meager finch]

time for pistol labs run 🙂

[muted marten]

theres a red card for 1 thicc i case

thats a fucking bargain

why I sell it

[prime yacht]

no

It's for 4

Idiot

[normal wyvern]

idot

[stone aspen]

dot

[violet wave]

ot

[stone aspen]

t

[muted marten]

oh

[prime yacht]

How many times have you came in here and said

OMG ONLY 1 THICC

[normal wyvern]

ta

[prime yacht]

lol

[stone aspen]

POGGERS

[muted marten]

not many

once maybe

[prime yacht]

At least 3 times now

lol

[stone aspen]

atleast 1 cus u just did

[prime yacht]

I wish thiccs were still 13 mil

[stable frost]

And red was still 50 mil

[prime yacht]

*40

my stash is so clean now:weary:

[tired ravine]

pog

[tired ravine]

once i get a bigger container

and, yeah

i felt like i only made a few small mistakes

general like

movement, and everything was good

[ashen folio]

Imagine big dicking about how many cases you have.

@tired ravine propital in your pockets, etg in your container. Bring hemo + 2 ifak over a salewa.

Hemo/ifak/pk/propital in your pockets, 4-7 bindings.

[tired ravine]

propital is a 25k stim

i dont wanna lose that every raid

[ashen folio]

It's also life saving.

Better than losing 300k+ kit cause you can't battle heal.

[tired ravine]

thats the meds

[ashen folio]

Ew.

[tired ravine]

its literally what you said

but i save cash

and have a splint

[ashen folio]

Why the docs case? I wouldn't take that. Just a keyring.

Put extra ifak in your asshole.

[tired ravine]

intel, ssds, diaries, cash, etc

[ashen folio]

All useless, just put it in your backpack.

[tired ravine]

it expands my container

[ashen folio]

It works.

[tired ravine]

intel is 170k

[ashen folio]

Not if you die.

[tired ravine]

if i die, its for intel level 2

[ashen folio]

i always have a etg in my container

[prime yacht]

Yes

Green stim best

[tired ravine]

epsilon

then i can bring the good shit

cms

[prime yacht]

Imagine not having kappa pepega

[tired ravine]

stims

[prime yacht]

kek

[tired ravine]

packing ammo

[prime yacht]

Kappa is so fucking big

[tired ravine]

lol

[prime yacht]

It's insane

[tired ravine]

its as big as my rig

[prime yacht]

Like I have a surv a splint a etg gstar 2 stacks of ammo a spare mag and a sicc

[tired ravine]

Jesus

Must be nice

[prime yacht]

It is

[frozen sedge]

P||enis||

[prime yacht]

cock

[frozen sedge]

n

[tired ravine]

Butt

[frozen sedge]

balls

[tired ravine]

Booty

Pp

[frozen sedge]

tiddies

tt

[tired ravine]

Naughty bits

Pwivate pawts

[frozen sedge]

UwU

[tired ravine]

OH GOD

MOD

SCRAMBLE

[frozen sedge]

Moderator I apolgise for my actions.

||cocknballs xd xd ||

[tired ravine]

got the drip

[frozen sedge]

Drip 🧊

[prime yacht]

I gotta craft 7 weapons cases of ak74's lmao

[frozen sedge]

Best map for money making

[prime yacht]

woods

idk

[frozen sedge]

Bruh

[prime yacht]

Labs

Reserve

[frozen sedge]

See when i go reserve i die to someone sitting in the bunker with ten minutes left

Best hatchling map

[tired ravine]

reserve, interchange

[prime yacht]

Interchange isn't bad for money if you don't get ratted and someone turns on power

[tired ravine]

one of those

[prime yacht]

All bad stories start with

"I go into d2"

[frozen sedge]

Yeah

[prime yacht]

I got gl camped there twice

lol

[frozen sedge]

I found a whole couch of labs red keycards then i went into d2

[prime yacht]

yup

[tired ravine]

I’m hatchet running

Technically

[prime yacht]

lul

[frozen sedge]

i always hatchet run

[spark cobalt]

hatchet running

[prime yacht]

Should I be pro hatchet runner with kappa and sword

[tired ravine]

I got TKd, so he’s pulling my gun out

[frozen sedge]

Decent mp7?

[tired ravine]

Meh

[spark cobalt]

ass

shit sight

no point of rk-2

[prime yacht]

Last time I tked I haven't played with him in a week

[sweet cipher]

More people that are matching like forever ?

[frozen sedge]

I found it on a raider anyway

[spark cobalt]

and tbl

[tired ravine]

RK-2 is bad for ergo, and gives you like 2 less recoil

[spark cobalt]

wait

thats a rk-1

but regardless

[prime yacht]

yes

gangster grip mp7

lol

[spark cobalt]

you only want a b25u or shift on the mp7a2

[muted marten]

shift

[spark cobalt]

anything else is just fucking autistic

[muted marten]

rk1 is ok

[tired ravine]

More ergo less recoil is better

[prime yacht]

shift best grip

[tired ravine]

On an mp7 grip

[prime yacht]

FORTIS SHIFT BEST GRIP

[spark cobalt]

you cant feel the difference between a rk-1 vs shift

[prime yacht]

FORTIS SHIFT BEST GRIP

[spark cobalt]

there is almost none

[prime yacht]

but shift looks good

It's the swiss cheese

[spark cobalt]

i know it does

im saying its better with the shift lol

11 ergo vs 4 ergo

[prime yacht]

yes

[spark cobalt]

and literally 1-2 points of recoil

[prime yacht]

Isn't the cobra grip also +11 ergo

[spark cobalt]

uh

i dont think so

[prime yacht]

It is I think

+11 -1 recoil

[spark cobalt]

it is

youre right

[prime yacht]

The shift is +11-2

[spark cobalt]

never touched the cobra so tbh i had no clue on the stats lmao

[muted marten]

shift looks cooler

[prime yacht]

I just found one a few days ago and checked it out

[muted marten]

rk1 is ok on mp7

[prime yacht]

Ofc shift looks better

Why lol

Mp7 just needs more and more ergo

[muted marten]

ig

budget tho

[prime yacht]

It's got barely any recoil

[muted marten]

mp7 unsupressed and rki

[prime yacht]

Shift is cheaper then rk1 lol

[spark cobalt]

^

from trader

and im pretty sure its the same price on flea

[prime yacht]

yeah

They both like 70k

lol

[spark cobalt]

[prime yacht]

FORTIS SHIFT BEST GRIP

[normal wyvern]

yes

for ergo

[prime yacht]

I use it on everything but sa

[spark cobalt]

cqr only gang

[prime yacht]

On SA I use rk1 or b25u rk1

I wish cqr would go on sa

It should be able to

[spark cobalt]

thatd be stupid

lmao

[prime yacht]

Same with m700

[spark cobalt]

but yeah

that would be nice

[frozen sedge]

it has decent recoil

[prime yacht]

M700 cqr meta!?

[spark cobalt]

m700 used to be able to have cqr

but its pointless

[prime yacht]

Why not

No reason not to

[spark cobalt]

shift and cqr have same ergo

[prime yacht]

Yeah

Cqr just for the biggy recoil reduction

[spark cobalt]

on a bolt

[prime yacht]

Yes

Recoil meta mosin gang

[grim hamlet]

[prime yacht]

54 recoil

helo mod

[spark cobalt]

[prime yacht]

I need to level my strength

I only have 9

And kappa

lmao

[spark cobalt]

[prime yacht]

stonks

[spark cobalt]

i dont even know what charisma is for lmao

and memory is fuckin useless

[prime yacht]

I want elite strength

Get big hops

[frozen sedge]

I want next wipe to happen soon

[spark cobalt]

its so good lol

[prime yacht]

Parkour around

[stable frost]

Blue laser 🤢

[prime yacht]

Wipe does nothing

Everyone has meta in a week

[spark cobalt]

wiping doesnt reduce the skill of players either lol

if youre getting dogged on now

[frozen sedge]

I know but skills and other stuff

[spark cobalt]

chances are youre still gonna get dogged on after wipe

[gusty rose]

I am also waiting for a wipe so I can focus on skills

[prime yacht]

Wipe just makes u do stupid quests again

[spark cobalt]

i wish it only wiped stash

[prime yacht]

Yes

[spark cobalt]

grinding skills is a huge pain in the ass

[muted marten]

yeah I dont really care about wipe

[prime yacht]

Yes

[gusty rose]

Lvling skills now is a waste of time. Rather do it on a next wipe

[muted marten]

Im kinda enjoying it

[prime yacht]

I like this wipe

It's fun

[spark cobalt]

i still prefer the nonfir flea but its w/e

[frozen sedge]

I started really late

[prime yacht]

Me aswell

[normal wyvern]

same and i still have alot of shit

[frozen sedge]

account lifetime 17d

[spark cobalt]

at least it doesnt make ledxs fucking 600k

[prime yacht]

I started in july

[muted marten]

I joined after the change

[prime yacht]

Lol

[spark cobalt]

actually

[prime yacht]

Ledx is so much

Is stupid

1.8 rn

[spark cobalt]

thicc icases would be way fucking cheaper if it werent for fir flea

[prime yacht]

Yeah

Oh hatchet runners we miss u

And yes I joined this July

[muted marten]

I joined in june

[prime yacht]

Got it 2 days after my bday

lol

[spark cobalt]

july isnt terrible

i joined in late june

cuz i started 3 weeks after wipe

[muted marten]

you are first wipe?

[spark cobalt]

2nd

pc broke down when wipe happened

[muted marten]

oh yeah I forgot

[spark cobalt]

had to deal wtih a fucking shit desktop xd

so i just logged on to get the first day of wipe in

[prime yacht]

How many raids do u guys have

[frozen sedge]

224

[muted marten]

like 1.1k

[prime yacht]

1070 raids gang

[muted marten]

more I think

[normal wyvern]

@mortal hearth people wait to get many items at so they can sell them a bit higher

[spark cobalt]

2.2?

lemme see

[prime yacht]

I have 40 run throughs lmao

[spark cobalt]

[prime yacht]

And a 34 survival rate

wow

[spark cobalt]

i have 19 run throughs

[prime yacht]

Big number

[spark cobalt]

i dont even remember why

[frozen sedge]

i have 11rt

[prime yacht]

I did so many hunting glukhar and killa and stuff

[spark cobalt]

i think it was cuz of cheaters on labs or it was me speed running killa hunting

[prime yacht]

You just run though all spawns and if they aren't there you just leave

I got like 3 or 4 in a row looking for shturman lol

I was doing it with a mp7

[spark cobalt]

shturman spawns a lot

[prime yacht]

Not for me

[frozen sedge]

I killed shturman twice

[spark cobalt]

shturman spawns almost every other raid for me

its an easy labs kc

[prime yacht]

My raids always dead

never any bosses

[ashen folio]

Ahh

cum

[frozen sedge]

How many boss kills do you guys have

[ashen folio]

ahhhhh imcumming ahhh

[muted marten]

cum

[prime yacht]

It'd be really cool if bosses were the only people that spawned labs cards

[muted marten]

pov: pussy

[prime yacht]

Like colored ones

[spark cobalt]

i like vogging

[frozen sedge]

how do you crop so fast

[prime yacht]

And they had 100 percent spawn raye

[spark cobalt]

win shift s

[prime yacht]

^

[muted marten]

rgd gang

[prime yacht]

no

[frozen sedge]

ooo

[prime yacht]

F1 gang

[spark cobalt]

and then you ctrl v into whereever you want it to go

[muted marten]

F1 suck

[prime yacht]

Gotta get all the frags

[muted marten]

they fly really weird

[prime yacht]

Not for me

[normal wyvern]

rgd and f1 literally fly the same

[spark cobalt]

rgd is possibly bugged

[muted marten]

and it bounces weirdly

[prime yacht]

rgd is silent

lol

[spark cobalt]

yeah

ive had issues with rgds being silent

[normal wyvern]

all nades are silent like 50% of the time

[prime yacht]

m67s are fun

[prime yacht]

But not very good

[spark cobalt]

no you dont understand lmao

they are literally half the sound of any other nade bouncing

[prime yacht]

Fake mt unironically best helmet

[normal wyvern]

yeah but them being silent isnt an exception for rgd

[muted marten]

No

[prime yacht]

Other then thicc bastion

[normal wyvern]

shattered mask

[prime yacht]

No

[normal wyvern]

yes

[prime yacht]

I bounced a fmj sx a 7.62 ps a lps gzh and a 55a1 this week with it

[normal wyvern]

i survived 2 ps12bs from glukhar once

[prime yacht]

lol

[normal wyvern]

because a fucking sheet metal face mask

realism

[frozen sedge]

Eod is bull

[prime yacht]

Why would u buy it

[frozen sedge]

i didint

[prime yacht]

You can get everything by playing

[frozen sedge]

Should i hatcher labs

[prime yacht]

lol

[night atlas]

Probably not

[prime yacht]

HE'S SO MAD

[night atlas]

I just got slideshot by a sanitar guard lol

[prime yacht]

pog

[frozen sedge]

Theres two types of scavs Doesnt even shoot back or 1 taps you in the head with ps ammo when you have tier 6

[prime yacht]

yup

[night atlas]

Ap-20 to the chest didn’t feel too great

[prime yacht]

Should I actually read that

Or just type ¿Problema?

And wait for him to get even madder

[frozen sedge]

Im going scav interchange

I rlly need a second monitor

[prime yacht]

Cautiously approach a scav spawn

[frozen sedge]

or something

[prime yacht]

Me aswell

[frozen sedge]

first im saving up for a new keyboard

[spark cobalt]

tarkov reddit is fucking cringe

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[frozen sedge]

currently i have some old logitech one

[muted marten]

*reddit is cringe

[prime yacht]

I go in it to piss people off

[spark cobalt]

some reddit communities are funny af

[prime yacht]

Hopefully he replys soon

[spark cobalt]

r/dababypenis

lmao

[prime yacht]

Yes

[muted marten]

DABABY

I love dababy subreddit

its so fucked

[spark cobalt]

his penis has his own subreddit

[muted marten]

wha-

send me it

[spark cobalt]

im serious

look it up lol

[frozen sedge]

r/5050

[spark cobalt]

@muted marten

[muted marten]

LMAO

in raid 1 sec

[spark cobalt]

kekw

[prime yacht]

pog

[night atlas]

Is it just me or is sanitar spawning like crazy today?

He’s been in 90% of my raids today

[stiff plinth]

i never find the fucker

[night atlas]

Before that I had only seen him twice

Ever

And I’ve seen him like 10 times today

Not at resort either. All at pier or cottages

[tired ravine]

reee spam

[muted marten]

bug abuser in black

great

[prime yacht]

Average labs run

Labs sucks go play snoreline

It at least has decent pvp

[tired ravine]

what

[muted marten]

I killed him

[spark cobalt]

good

[muted marten]

what an asshole

he killed my squad tho

I got lucky

[prime yacht]

haha

[spark cobalt]

yikes

[prime yacht]

Pepega squad

Just w key him

Like that hk man did

Remember him

Then he got killed by a akm with 7 lasers

[muted marten]

my friend has adding him

[prime yacht]

he died to kolpak man what a potato

[spark cobalt]

i just bug abuse black back if i find somebody in there camping it

[prime yacht]

reverse bug PogU

[spark cobalt]

it turns one of them on one side and then im on the other side where they cant shoot me

but i can shoot them

[prime yacht]

They should fix it or just make it so you can shoot through it

[spark cobalt]

^

[muted marten]

its so fucked

[prime yacht]

Black glass is thinner then green

[muted marten]

its broken

[prime yacht]

But you can't shoot through black glass and you can through green

[spark cobalt]

i fucking hate this bug

[prime yacht]

lol

[spark cobalt]

everytime i wanna go labs bro

i swear to fucking god

its happened like 12 times in the past 24 hours

[stiff plinth]

im feelin like a 6

[prime yacht]

7

Because no tarkov

[stiff plinth]

why

[prime yacht]

I'm at my mom's house

lul

[stiff plinth]

aw

[night atlas]

A combination of 7 and 8 because of tarkov

[prime yacht]

@muted marten is always a 2

((((((because the joke is that he's a femboy)))))))

Tarkov is always a 7 and 8

But mostly a 7

Because

head, eyes

[spark cobalt]

[prime yacht]

butter

[spark cobalt]

isnt he canadian

[prime yacht]

idk

I think he ran for president

In 2016

[spark cobalt]

i remember somebody being a canadian american politician

[wise quail]

Are 5 mans still good for XP

[prime yacht]

no

Go solo

More loot

[wise quail]

I mean 5 mans on factory

[prime yacht]

No

Never any scavs

[wise quail]

I've just been struggling with quests and Im level 39 need 139k xp and then im level 40 I have just been having a really tough time

Just been dieing a bunch

[spark cobalt]

pscav has pistol with flashlight
cool lets go factory
immediately spawn on a pmc and i cant even turn on my flashlight

[prime yacht]

I need 110xp for 50

30-40 took forever

40-50 going super fast

ok

Dead chat confirmed

[frozen sedge]

You learn something new every day

times are rough rn

what

did he just get banned

OOOF

muted

[stiff plinth]

who did

[spark cobalt]

who lol

[muted marten]

squishy

[stiff plinth]

no he didnt

[spark cobalt]

?

looks clear to me

[frozen sedge]

He got muted for spam and of topic images.

[spark cobalt]

[muted marten]

yeah indefinately

so like 2 days

[mortal hearth]

lmao someone tagged the wrong aqua

[muted marten]

lmao

well hey bro

[mortal hearth]

ay man

[frozen sedge]

Aqua i had the same steam name as you before

Wait i do

Your from ireland too

we have the same backround on steam aswell wtf

[stable frost]

Twins?

[spark cobalt]

[mortal hearth]

AYO ARE YOU MY LONG LOST TWIN?

[frozen sedge]

im from dublin tho

[muted marten]

ireland

[spark cobalt]

[muted marten]

^

[mortal hearth]

shii, im from wexford

[frozen sedge]

I know someone from wexford

[mortal hearth]

probably me lmao

[frozen sedge]

Nah

[mortal hearth]

finally an irish guy apart from my brother who plays tarkov

[frozen sedge]

Im not really an irish guy

Its kinda complicated

[mortal hearth]

ahh

[late steppe]

The IRA twins

[frozen sedge]

My dogtag collection

[frozen sedge]

Bruh

I thought Canadians wouldn't know about the IRA lol

[late steppe]

Some of us do

Le Derry troubles moment

[frozen sedge]

lmao

Just one question

Londonderry or Derry

[late steppe]

Londonderry

[frozen sedge]

Sorry but I cannot communicate with youanymore in any way because of the bullshit you just said

[late steppe]

😢😢😢

[frozen sedge]

|| i want to see your boobs||

[violet wave]

Im exicted for tommorow, im gonna get money and then chad all day hehe

[frozen sedge]

how

What language is your name???

Looks like polish

[violet wave]

Ye polish

[frozen sedge]

Ja jestem polski

[violet wave]

O

Hej

[frozen sedge]

Siema

lol

[violet wave]

He juz drugiego polaka na eft serwerze znajduje xd

[frozen sedge]

ahah

to moj pierwszy

[violet wave]

Dziwnie tak znalezc kogos z polski na eft, wogle chyba w polsce eft nie jest popularne

Ale dobra ja musze spadac, bo ja wczoraj do nocy na labsach ciagle bylem (to jutro sie powtorzy kiedy kase zdobede xd)

[frozen sedge]

xD jak kase dostaniesz???

[violet wave]

Stashe na shoreline

[frozen sedge]

oo

[violet wave]

Nie wiem tak z 2,3 stash runy i bede miec 1mln

Wiec pozniej chad moment

Na labsach

[night atlas]

Shoreline stashes make money?

[violet wave]

Yeeee

It does

[night atlas]

Is that what you’re saying

[frozen sedge]

Yeah

[violet wave]

I mean im talking about the game xdd

[frozen sedge]

Ja tylko na rezerwu

[violet wave]

Tez dobra mapa

[night atlas]

I’m just trying to infer what you’re talking about

Since I have no knowledge of the language you’re speaking

[violet wave]

Oh yea sorry for talking in polish here

[frozen sedge]

Ale ja caly czas ide hatcher i umieram

[violet wave]

To nie hatchetuj xd

[frozen sedge]

Bo tylko mam 300k

dlatego xd

[violet wave]

Kup klucz na marked room na reerve

Idz tam i kasiora

[frozen sedge]

jusz mam

[night atlas]

Now saying reserve is dope? Something about hatchetlings?

[violet wave]

No to git

[frozen sedge]

2 jusz mam

Ale caly czas umieram to chada

[violet wave]

Ye he said that he is hatching on reserve and im telling other plans how he can get money

[frozen sedge]

i to jest takie glupie

[violet wave]

Wiesz

Mozesz tez pochadzic

I zdobyc kase

[frozen sedge]

Nie rozumjem bo moj polski jest do dlupi

Gdzie pochadzic??

[violet wave]

Jakby mozesz na reserve wlasnie

Albo na customsach

Albo na shoreline

Tak naprawde na wszystkich mapach xd

Popatrz se jakies poradniki na yt

Od np pestiliego

[frozen sedge]

Ale pestili mowi idz tam ale ja spawnuje sie gdiesz injej i gilne i to jest takie denerwujacy

[violet wave]

Tez tak sie zdarza

Musisz tez po probowac inne sposoby

Albo inne mapy

Polecam ci te stashe na shoreline zeby kaske zdobyc

[frozen sedge]

Ok ale mam hatchet czy gear?

[violet wave]

Jesli potrzebujesz kasy to bierzesz pistolet i plecak

[frozen sedge]

Ok

[violet wave]

No

A ja narazie musze spadac

Chce sie wyspac xd

[frozen sedge]

Ok

[violet wave]

Siema

[frozen sedge]

No to nara

dzieki

[teal grail]

What is going on in this chat

[frozen sedge]

Polish people

[late steppe]

It's a Polish takeover

[frozen sedge]

yes

kurwa kurwa kurwa

^^^

my uncle

what

admin 😦

[ashen folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575716511952404510/787074136613978122/peko_mask.gif

[muted marten]

bri'ish

[muted marten]

@spark cobalt LMAO

DABABY PENIS

IM DYING

TF IS THIS SHIT

[spark cobalt]

lmao

high quality content

[normal wyvern]

chuj sex penis

[teal grail]

@spark cobalt

cover yourself in slick

[soft pier]

wait for it to get shot at

black stomach

[teal grail]

wait for it to rain

fly

[random violet]

it was a convention

[ashen folio]

ah

[stable frost]

Good time to buy Black, 1 mil yesterday 4 mil today

[muted marten]

whos paying that

[bleak crest]

Anyone wanna sell me a red keycard ?

[muted marten]

I got mine for 1.3

[tired ravine]

the dream drip

[stable frost]

Will you do my barter of 5 thicc cases? Nobody does it and I keep losing money posting the barter up on the flea.

Or what's an offer from you?

[muted marten]

the dream drip

[teal grail]

@tired ravine ez

[tired ravine]

Lol

Ain’t got blue jeans tho

[teal grail]

I got the better ones

[tired ravine]

Nah

Blue jeans for life

[teal grail]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/kg5g0s/ash12_is_mad_busted_come_on_tarkov/

lmfao

"I was hit once in the thorax and once on the left arm. I was wearing a class 5 armor."

"What other Assault rifle can kill with 2 hits one in a non vital spot? "

I don't think he realises its a 50cal

[celest kiln]

Did anyone point that out? In the comments

[teal grail]

a few people

but he seemed to ignore that fact

why is it so good seeing redditors mald

[random violet]

who's joining the cosplay contest

[celest kiln]

I am not a cloths guy :/

[frozen sedge]

i want to kms so bad

i had well over 500k worth of loot

[celest kiln]

nuu

[robust pewter]

i got banned from it so no

[stiff plinth]

how many fucking shots do i have to hit him with

this game hates me i guess

[ashen folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720761785174720603/721869043698630656/florian.gif

[muted marten]

wtf lmao

[robust pewter]

gotta hit that thorax

you hit like every limb but the thorax and if you were using high pen ammo you were probably just blacking each individual limb

[stiff plinth]

so stupid

[robust pewter]

very stupid but thats tarkov for ya

[stiff plinth]

im sorry but if you catch like 6 308's to your body at all

you will be dead

just love how a trashcan of a player beats me because apparently tier 4 armor is a joke

[ashen folio]

a week ago and now most of it is gone

[muted marten]

you bought that

why

[ashen folio]

why not

[muted marten]

someones malding

[ashen folio]

[void ginkgo]

imo m995 isn’t worth, it’s 1.2k per bullet more than m855a1 for 10 more pen which from my experience isn’t needed for a gun that fires as fast as the HK does. I only use 995 if I find it, but I never buy it

ofc that’s just my opinion

[ashen folio]

I dont even know why I bought them lmfao but well I dont mind. I made the money back with a few raids

[void ginkgo]

yeah on paper 3.2 mill is a lot of money but if u got the right keys you can make that back in 1/2 raids

[ashen folio]

ye

[ashen folio]

How is he standing

[frozen sedge]

my mental state rn is not fucking good

[ashen folio]

Wait

Didn't u have millions just now

[muted marten]

how

you were greasing on that dude @stiff plinth

also aqua how tf

you had a mill like an hour ago

[frozen sedge]

Thats my whole tarkov expierience

[frozen sedge]

you seen what happen to red panda

That happens to me

all the time and everyone has igolnik bp or m55a1

[stable frost]

Poorer flesh as well

[frozen sedge]

I wasted 1h 30mins on shoreline cache runs and died everytime but i always had like 500k+ rubles in im inv

I made it out once

Best thing i got

[robust pewter]

play woods kill shturman and leave ez pz

he spawns stupidly often, almost every raid and his base loot alone is worth ~400k, and thats without a labs keycard or red rebel

add in pmc loot and easy money

[frozen sedge]

its different when everytime you spawn you get sniped or get rushed by a 4 man squad

[robust pewter]

i ran into a 3 man earlier today with chad kits and shit. i just layed down in the grass and they ran right past me

no backpack gang

[frozen sedge]

I killed shturman twice. once i looted him and extracted other died right after. he had like 500k worth of loot or sum

[ashen folio]

I killed a guy with meta hk and his friend all the while spamming voice commands and i was locked inside a room and i kept spamming voice coms until he pushed me and i tapped him

[frozen sedge]

And bruh what r u graphic settings mine look grey af

[ashen folio]

This game is great

[frozen sedge]

its reallly not

[stiff plinth]

just put up saturation

[frozen sedge]

I had like so much loot ~600k worth of loot and some guy sitting in a bush killed me with his fucking ak-74u BT ammo 40 round mag

i had two of these

one of these

this

[robust pewter]

just a reminder to not use post fx ingame. it murders your fps and you can easily replicate it's settings on your graphics card's video options without killing your frames

[muted marten]

it doesnt

my frames are fine

[ashen folio]

Same

[robust pewter]

they could be better though. try disabling it and reenabling it in certain places. the impact is very noticeable

[muted marten]

it makes the game nicer

and today was first day of using it and I was going off so good sign

[robust pewter]

it does make the game nicer. all im saying is your video card can do the exact same thing without lowering your frames

[ashen folio]

Had a 4 man player scav army outside kiba

Waiting for me and my friend

It didnt end well for them

[muted marten]

player scavs yucky

[robust pewter]

interchange yucky

[muted marten]

inter is good

only in teams

solo it is hell

[robust pewter]

no

interchange yucky

big yuck

[muted marten]

decent money

[ashen folio]

I got bonked in the head by bp and my fast mt deflected it lol

[robust pewter]

well it is rated for that

surprising a helmet actually saved someone though

[muted marten]

I always take helmets

other than labs

[robust pewter]

i never do helmets. i never get saved from them unless it's a scav

which in that case i just wear shattered mask

[ashen folio]

Helmets save me so much

[robust pewter]

protects my face from scav buckshot

shattered mask has saved me more from headshots than Ulach's ever have

[muted marten]

they are worth it

only dont on labs when I dont have any in stash

[ashen folio]

Well if you get magnum fuckshot in the face you might as well just take the faceshield off

[frozen sedge]

over saturated?

[robust pewter]

shattered mask doesnt have face shield effect

so if you get shot in the face no bullethole

[muted marten]

shattered mask makes you look like a greaser

[robust pewter]

a greaser who isn't going to get head,eyes bullshit by some scav

for just 25k

[muted marten]

take a fs

[ashen folio]

I mean its kinda like, you want the chance to ricochet high pen ammo but if you get shot with 545 ps and it pens its lkke

Why didn't i take a proper fs

[robust pewter]

because proper fs wouldnt have saved you anyways

at least in my experience

it's like they are made of paper

[ashen folio]

It would

Fs save me alot

[muted marten]

they are worth it

the cum stain is annoying

and the breathing

[ashen folio]

Flip the visor up when not in combat

[muted marten]

No

pointless then

combat can come from anywhere

[robust pewter]

tf combat happens suddenly all the time

i'd never flip it up

not that i have a chance too anyways since they are always pen'd

[ashen folio]

I mean i flip it up when im looting, when i go or run i flip it down

[vague thorn]

why?

defeats the point

[muted marten]

^

[robust pewter]

yeah if you are looting you arent even looking anywhere

[muted marten]

also breathing goes weird sometimes

[robust pewter]

just making yourself an even easier kill

[muted marten]

its not that bad

just leave it down

[ashen folio]

Others can hear it

[robust pewter]

or say fuck the expensive face shield and buy a 25k shattered mask

[muted marten]

if they are touching you lmao

[robust pewter]

you can hear other people?

if you let someone get within breathing range of you thats a problem lol

[ashen folio]

Its louder than you think

[muted marten]

not really

[robust pewter]

then as i said

#eft-chat-2 message

[scenic sand]

http://gf.me/u/zdbwqz

[ashen folio]

What?

Are you begging for money

[muted marten]

Im confused

buy the game

[ashen folio]

Get a fucking job

Hippie

[muted marten]

like everyone did

who you think is gonna donate to you

so you can buy tarkov

[robust pewter]

still can't get over why people wear face shield this late into wipe :/ any competent pmc over level 20 will have high pen rounds that just ignore it

[muted marten]

ricochet

scavs

raiders

[robust pewter]

shattered mask does the same thing for much cheaper

[muted marten]

No?

my FS will bounce 5.45 PS yours wont

raider bullet

[robust pewter]

i've had ps bounce off it before

[muted marten]

Ok

ricochet

[robust pewter]

probably very lucky but still have

[muted marten]

FS can always absorb it

[robust pewter]

well i suppose if youre just farming raiders and not pvp'ing

[ashen folio]

Its always great to have a fs

[muted marten]

Im not farming raiders

[robust pewter]

nah fuck em

[muted marten]

but its still good to have

[robust pewter]

waste of money

[muted marten]

and ricochet

[robust pewter]

just take one from the dude i kill

[muted marten]

raiders are so common on labs

they interupt most fights

[ashen folio]

Yeah but i have so much money whl cares

U can älways make it back

[muted marten]

I have 9.8 mill

still worth it

on labs tbh usually have a cap unless a kit survives a few raids

[ashen folio]

Yes

[muted marten]

@ashen folio is it actually your birthday

[ashen folio]

Yes

[muted marten]

happy birthday bro

[ashen folio]

💪

One year closer to death

[muted marten]

pog

[ocean sable]

face shields obscure vision, shattered mask doesn't

[robust pewter]

well i just broke my 6 win in a row streak 😦

by dying i mean

fuckinr ats

[stable frost]

Bro how have you not obtained enough money for Tarkov in nearly 4 years?

[cinder wraith]

If you need a gofundme to buy the game, I dont think you should be getting it at all

[willow jasper]

@muted marten

[muted marten]

What

[willow jasper]

goodmowring

[tired schooner]

It's 7pm for me

[queen peak]

12:57pm

[tired ravine]

i just tabbed out while being sniped at

feck

i tried to exit a duffle

and tabbed out

buy

thx

[teal grail]

finally

you found one

[tired ravine]

I had 7k

So I sold it

Sad

But like

[tranquil trail]

yeah probs smart

[bright parrot]

Anyone know when wipe is

End game is getting boring

[stable frost]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

There is no date for the wipe, nobody knows when it will be.

[tired ravine]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

There is no date for the wipe, nobody knows when it will be.

[hollow flare]

Does getting access to the flea market make this game financially easier?

[tired ravine]

Yes

[raven venture]

Is there a quest where u have to get melee kills or something?

[tired ravine]

HEAD

[teal grail]

nice

I had 2 svds spawn in black knight

enemy spotted

well fuck, 4 minutes left and server connection lost

[serene quarry]

how do i exchange dollars for roubles

[ashen folio]

I may have bought 40 TOZ and 70 5 round toz mags

[queen peak]

@compact bridge

[compact bridge]

https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/RB-PP_key

doesnt even unlock anything

@queen peak

[queen peak]

wow that a useless piece of shit just like me

[willow jasper]

it says pp

how dare you say its useless

it literally says pp

[stiff matrix]

@compact bridge RB-PP Key - Opens door on ground floor of the service building/repair center (knight).

[compact bridge]

someone should fix the wiki

[stable frost]

Can’t

[teal grail]

buy stuff from peacekeeper and sell back to other traders

although you're going to lose a lot of money

nice

[kindred nacelle]

should sell it while it's still at 250k+

[teal grail]

xqc - 'I didn't see or hear him'

[robust pewter]

why does luger cci sell for 400 a bullet?

it's class 1 pen and 70 flesh

might as well just get quakemaker or something

[teal grail]

because people will buy anything

[robust pewter]

which also apparently sells for 800 each

[raven venture]

In what situation, does the UN Roadblock extract NOT work AFTER the countdown finishes?

[robust pewter]

you walked out of the zone at the last second

[raven venture]

nope

did it twice

i stayed still

[robust pewter]

hmm

[raven venture]

its the customs one

[robust pewter]

oh i thought you meant woods

yeah the customs one is bugged

[raven venture]

mother fucker

[robust pewter]

ive had it happen to me multiple times with a friend

[raven venture]

lol, i died because of it

[robust pewter]

sometimes it works

sometimes it doesnt

[stuck zinc]

can anyone tell me how to unlock the t-7 thermal goggles i have required jaeger level but saying out of stock tyvm!!!

[robust pewter]

like we don't even take v-exits anymore because it always leaves one of us behind

dumb af

[teal grail]

you have to be quick with the restock @stuck zinc

theres only a few per restock and get bought out in the first few minutes

[robust pewter]

maybe i should just drop 10mil on some thermal goggles some time

probably get clapped by a cheater in seconds

always happens whenever i bring expensive gear

[stuck zinc]

thx i stalked the countdown was watching and didn't catch a number change or anything i thought i needed a quest tyvm @teal grail

[teal grail]

xqc playing tark has been profitable

[late steppe]

God bless israel

For the big America

[keen dawn]

how many scavs spawn in factory?

[robust pewter]

tfw you almost wipe a 4 man chad team in factory as a scav

517 body damage 2373 absorbed by armor

killed 3

[stone aspen]

alot

[stone aspen]

not very friendly of u

[formal patio]

anyone know if there is a fix for tarkov randomly switching from my main moniter to my other one when i alt tab?

[stone aspen]

i also had this happen i just started playing on borderless and it happened less

[formal patio]

okay

appreciate it

[robust pewter]

yeah turn off your radar

o_o

[formal patio]

wut

[stone aspen]

thats not very friendly of you