eft-chat-2

[next hamlet]

TAC 30

with burris fast fire on top

[muted marten]

That’s not tac30

[next hamlet]

it is

[muted marten]

The reticle

Is completely different

[next hamlet]

check the description to get the answer why the reticle is different

[muted marten]

Oh ok fair

Tbh it looks way better

[next hamlet]

yea

IK

[muted marten]

Hasn’t got a massive ring in the middle of your screen

[next hamlet]

I used mods to increase the ammo fragment chance to 100% and increased the fragment amount to show how it fragments in SPTarkov

actually i just changed some values

while the mechanics and system remains unchanged

[candid frost]

but why ?

[next hamlet]

because normal ammo wont fragment well

[muted marten]

Cause it’s cool

[next hamlet]

995 and 855A1 only have 1-2% of fragmenting

at max

and only have a maximum of 3 fragments

This video can show how fragmentation works

Dont worry, this is offline tarkov

you cant use these on the Official Tarkov

if you are worried

[blazing inlet]

oh

[limpid vector]

its pretty cool

[blazing inlet]

Tarkov needs more colored weapon attachments

Bro whenever I use 9mm I can't help but aimlock right into peoples heads

it's so fun

what kind of fucking cracked guard

bullshit

[prime yacht]

nooooooob

smh my head

[blazing inlet]

He spawned at pier

annoying af

[prime yacht]

i legit only play factory and woods now

i played some shoreline yesterday

[blazing inlet]

Cracked ass guard shot me through the fucking tiny ass crack in the fence

[prime yacht]

yea

sanitar moment

thats why u rush resort

lol

[blazing inlet]

Im not goin resort, I just want my scav kills with a shotgun headshot

[prime yacht]

i think i got most of those at cottage

[blazing inlet]

just my luck that he spawns at pier of all places

[prime yacht]

ive heard hes the easiest there

least bushes and windows

my teacher is malding

at the program we have to use

[blazing inlet]

Scavs with hunters got the most broken aimbot

[prime yacht]

no

the 366 ap ones

[blazing inlet]

saiga scavs got broken aimbot too

[prime yacht]

thats just a shotgun

lol

why would anyone want that chedder shell taco

looks nasty

[coral carbon]

For those that were telling me that sniper rock wasn't patched, it must be I went on few runs tried to get up and on the 2nd main jump there's like an invisible wall or field that just pulls you straight down

[prime yacht]

it isnt lol

and with woods update itll be even easier to get up

[blazing inlet]

Disconnected on shoreline, out in the open

sadge

[muted marten]

Get fucked

[blazing inlet]

knaye what did I do to you?

[muted marten]

🇮🇩

[blazing inlet]

what

[muted marten]

Why are you on shoreline

[blazing inlet]

Quest

[muted marten]

Tell me

Which one

[blazing inlet]

Kill 7 scavs with a headshot using a 12gauge shotgun

[muted marten]

Easy

Take 153 with slogs

Put an ELCAN on it

[blazing inlet]

yeah das what Im doin

[muted marten]

Go heps and shut

[blazing inlet]

I got a juicy pmc but got disconnected

[muted marten]

You know the spawns right

[blazing inlet]

yeah

You think people would still be in resort at like 20mins left?

[muted marten]

No

Don’t go resort anyway @blazing inlet

For the task

[blazing inlet]

jaeger task

[muted marten]

Oh

[blazing inlet]

the one in west 3030

303*

[muted marten]

Yeah it’ll be empty probably

Maybe leave it till 15 mins

[blazing inlet]

Yeah I'll leave it till 15

the juicers are still there

[muted marten]

Prolly could make 10 mins

Pretty easily

[copper ore]

when is the next eft sale

[tranquil trail]

probs cristmas

[muted marten]

^

[normal wyvern]

cribsmas

[tranquil trail]

cribsman

[blazing inlet]

damn

im unfortunate af

Disconnected

again

[tired schooner]

Cripsmas, where Santa be repping dat blue

[muted marten]

🙏

[blazing inlet]

bruh there's like 10mins left in that raid

[muted marten]

Santa crippin

[blazing inlet]

I should give up

I doubt rock passage even open

I got road to customs extract

[muted marten]

If you do run out of time

[blazing inlet]

extra unlucky

[muted marten]

Dump your shut

Shit

If you go mia with your gear on

It doesn’t come back

[blazing inlet]

what

Bruh im trying to get in fast then

[muted marten]

If you run out of time in raid and actually go mia with your gear on insurance doesn’t work

[wintry oyster]

Where is shitpost channel

[muted marten]

If you ditch your stuff like 20 seconds before it does

[blazing inlet]

#eft-chat

[wintry oyster]

Yeah

Truly is

[muted marten]

I was gon say that lmao

[blazing inlet]

insult to injury

Well im making sure the guy I killed doesn't get his shit back

fuck

@muted marten this is sad

sadge

[candid frost]

yo eft chat 1 is weird af rn the 10 year olds must be done with their zoom meetings

[blazing inlet]

fuck you, go suck a fat cock

:c

Yooo

city skylines is free on epic games

[round cypress]

no idea whats going on in eft chat 1

but

did they change gsshs

they feel usable now

[blazing inlet]

Eft chat 1 be malding

[candid frost]

should just hold onto all the non fir ledx and do barter trade for case

[blazing inlet]

Damn you right

[candid frost]

itll take awhile but worth in the end

[round cypress]

game only good with steam workshop

[blazing inlet]

Still a bit of a loss

[blazing inlet]

I guess

[candid frost]

yeah but you take a loss by selling to traders either way. atleast you get a case out of the loss

bc you cant sell on the market anyways

[blazing inlet]

That's a good mentality to have

[prime yacht]

pogchamp

[blazing inlet]

pogU

[tired schooner]

Man. EFT ones a steaming shithole right now.

[candid frost]

eft one is hilarious tbh

thats where all the man childs go

[blazing inlet]

bro this fucking goblin nearly cleared all of the resort in like 4minutes

He had an m4 and was full blueberry

[tired schooner]

Blueberry?

[prime yacht]

lol

[rancid jewel]

UN armor

[prime yacht]

untar

[blazing inlet]

untar uniform

[prime yacht]

yea

[rancid jewel]

For the quest

[potent torrent]

Yes :3 @tired schooner , so blue and delicious

[tired schooner]

Ohhh. I see. And lol Jesus. @potent torrent

[blazing inlet]

Im not even kidding, resort got sweeped in like 4 minutes

East and west

this guy was on his own

[tired schooner]

I wish. I always get rolled like a doobie eh

[potent torrent]

He really wants the first dibs on the good stuff @blazing inlet

[blazing inlet]

he wanted the juice

[potent torrent]

As usually he pretends he's one of the characters in his anime fantasy world :3 @blazing inlet

Miraculously it somewhat worked in his favor

[blazing inlet]

This guy was a kid in a candy store

[potent torrent]

Or people at a store at black friday @blazing inlet

[tired schooner]

Yeah. They've literally killed eachother before ahaha.

[blazing inlet]

who

[next hamlet]

https://youtu.be/BdZJnJpU150

[eager idol]

recoil has left the chat

[tribal pulsar]

jesus christ

[solid cradle]

Holy moly

Macaroni

[blazing inlet]

where tf is that guns recoil

[next hamlet]

reduced it a bit

[blazing inlet]

"a bit"

[next hamlet]

then all the M4 Mur-1s and advanced buffer tube also lowered it

[solid cradle]

That is cod gun m8

[next hamlet]

yea from 80-> 45

[blazing inlet]

some fucking bit

[next hamlet]

i mean i use it on Semi auto most of the time

recoil doesnt matter

😄

[blazing inlet]

I feel like explosive rounds should heavily increase recoil

[next hamlet]

It does increase recoil by 10%

[blazing inlet]

Only 10?

[next hamlet]

fucking hopping into factory and bot amount to high

[dusk flume]

ur frames must go down the shitter when it goes full auto @next hamlet

[blazing inlet]

It didn't

[next hamlet]

real odd

i take no DMG when i explode my feet

fragments deals no DMG

but all my armour are zero'd

configgg timmeeee

[violet wave]

i just go fat and got killed by a 8.5ml buckshot ._.

kinda sad

[prime yacht]

faceshields save lives

[violet wave]

i had a face shield

[next hamlet]

Eye visors

[blazing inlet]

come on, I just need 2 more scav headshots

[prime yacht]

proning outside green

what a buitch

labs is so cancer

people to scared to fight so they just prone wherever

also

[blazing inlet]

motherfucking scav with a shotgun got some fucked up aimbot

[prime yacht]

who thought sewer spawn was ever a good idea to add

[blazing inlet]

tapping me in the fucking head right after I jumped

[prime yacht]

yes

thats whats happened to me

except it was with a pmc

[blazing inlet]

Who thought it was a good idea to make scavs aimlock onto any of your unarmoured body parts

[prime yacht]

whoever though sewer spawn was a good idea

[blazing inlet]

Unless I'm fucking armored to the teeth, scavs will tap me in the head,ears from 200 metres away

Especially if they have a shotgun of any kind

[prime yacht]

use faceshield with fake mt

like 40k

BRO

I HATE META GARBO KIDS

its just LMB spray double canted hk

he had class 6

lol

[keen ore]

vepr hunter is fun to use ngl

[prime yacht]

its kinda really bad tho

[keen ore]

yeah

lol

[blazing inlet]

Just take a ks23 and aim for legs

[prime yacht]

ok

mdr is trash

[blazing inlet]

easier than hunter with like expensive ammo

mdr is fun

[prime yacht]

if i had a ks i woulda killed him

[keen ore]

nah bro ks23 is too much

[blazing inlet]

The 20 round mags are shit

[keen ore]

im cheap as fuck

probably explains why i lose a lot of fights

[blazing inlet]

But the hunter + good ammo costs just as much as a ks23 with shrap10

[keen ore]

huh

i should use the ks23 ngl

[blazing inlet]

It feels easier to aimlock peoples legs than waste time lining up for a headshot

[keen ore]

ye

[prime yacht]

solo is so aids

[blazing inlet]

yeah solo is pretty ass

solo is fun when you wipe squads

but about it

[keen ore]

yeah

love the smell of blacked legs in the morning

[prime yacht]

everyone got there 5 boyfriend

s

[keen ore]

i've used the same helmet like for the 5th time in a raid, i keep on getting it in insurance returns

[blazing inlet]

Fuck this game, bullshit

[prime yacht]

lol

[blazing inlet]

his blood splattered on the wall

no fucking way

are you shitting me

[prime yacht]

wabs time

[blazing inlet]

Bruh this is why I hate shoreline

Fuck the mp-153

I hate that gun

with a passion

[prime yacht]

why am i so bad

[keen ore]

just tried the ks23 in offline mode

thing fuckin slaps

[prime yacht]

yea

[spice torrent]

it feels so good to shoot

[split flower]

Thicc item case up for 12.5mil plus RR if you want a cheap case

[unique wraith]

are they bringing back the beard and santa hats this year?

[candid frost]

i hope so

[unique wraith]

me too

[blazing inlet]

I pray they are

moment

[violet wave]

wheres the armor?

ooooo i see sorry

armored rig right?

[blazing inlet]

yeah fuck shoreline

that's enough quests for today

[viscid helm]

[blazing inlet]

Fucker spawned right next to resort

[viscid helm]

🤣

[blazing inlet]

Like literally 2 metres away from east

I also got a good spawn

none of my armor was gonna save me

This is a prime example of why I dislike shoreline

[atomic notch]

Hey guys

So i just got kappa today

[blazing inlet]

Yooo

Pog

[atomic notch]

Yeah thats pog

But i was thinking

What do i do now

[blazing inlet]

damn anyone who has kappa is like 2x better than me

[blazing inlet]

delete your entire stash

[atomic notch]

Oooh spicy

But nah

Thats what the wipe is for

Btw im absolute dogshit

So i bet you can do it too

[blazing inlet]

Yeah

sure

Can I see a screenshot of your overall stats

[atomic notch]

sure

1 min

[blazing inlet]

If you have an sr above 24%, you're automatically better than me

[ashen folio]

well @atomic notch you could always donate to yours truly 🙂

[atomic notch]

donate what

[ashen folio]

Roubles ofc

[atomic notch]

im low myself

3 mil

[ashen folio]

3m with kappa

pog

[blazing inlet]

I had 3 mil yesterday

[ashen folio]

bitcoin 😉

[blazing inlet]

Bitcoin is good

[atomic notch]

do i send the pic here or?

[blazing inlet]

but I'm a very impatient person

[blazing inlet]

yeah go ahead

[atomic notch]

496 pmc kills

[blazing inlet]

see what I mean

[atomic notch]

damn thats rough

yeah i see now

but at least you're having fun

right?

[blazing inlet]

I guess

[atomic notch]

thats the most important part

[blazing inlet]

It's more fun when everyone I go against isn't leagues above me

Yeah I play other games when I start to feel like im not having fun anymroe

anymore*

[atomic notch]

same

tilt = switch game

[lunar quiver]

tarkov took me two wipes to get it right

[blazing inlet]

Youtube videos helped a lot

[lunar quiver]

i just wiped my account for my second time this wipe and honestly it's pretty brutal with little money and lack of physical skills

[blazing inlet]

I played like 2 weeks of last wipe

[misty kelp]

hello aagain good eft chat, how is tarkov treating you alll today

[lunar quiver]

i'm watching the morons in the other chat go at it

[blazing inlet]

kinda ass today, lost like 2mil on failed quests

[lunar quiver]

@blazing inlet do you want to play bro? like do you need help?

[atomic notch]

Real good, i finally got the plague mask

[misty kelp]

ooph, weell i wish you good fortune for the rat runs your going to end up doing later

[blazing inlet]

Nah I can't really play in teams

[lunar quiver]

Why's that?

[blazing inlet]

It's a thing with my parents

[lunar quiver]

Ah.

I see

This could be us but your parents playing

[blazing inlet]

I'll just switch games if I start malding

bruh

[misty kelp]

i personally cant keep teamates strait so ide just as soon as accidently kill teamate sso i just dont

[muted mauve]

was on a scav customs found a wallet with a labs black keycard hit a guy 12 times and he killed me

[blazing inlet]

Sad

[muted mauve]

i wanna die

[blazing inlet]

Switch games

[atomic notch]

MALD = SWITCH GAMES LULW

[muted mauve]

guess im maining roblox tarkov

[blazing inlet]

Imagine malding on roblox tarkov tho

[misty kelp]

thats the gayest image ive seen in a while and thats pretty great

[ashen folio]

to be fair thoughn

no fun in playing tarkov broke

👍

[blazing inlet]

Alright I'm going to play apex legends

No more malding

[atomic notch]

Kapp

[candid frost]

imagine playing apex lol

[blazing inlet]

It's alright

Cuz I got good pvp in apex

Yooo imagine someone malding in roblox tarkov

[atomic notch]

is roblox tarkov a thing

[blazing inlet]

Surprisingly, yes

[atomic notch]

thats hilarious

[candid frost]

it probably has better servers then real tarkov lol

[misty kelp]

what even is roblox

[atomic notch]

I bet they have a custom engine

[candid frost]

google will do you wonders

[misty kelp]

enh i take that back, ide rather not know

[atomic notch]

And not unity

[blazing inlet]

Would be nice when tarkov stops being poorly optimized

[atomic notch]

Probably never gonna happen

Bruh imagine streets of tarkov

10 fps

[blazing inlet]

Powerpoint presentation

[misty kelp]

ho wmany in streets 40?

[blazing inlet]

think so

atleast that's what's planned

[atomic notch]

oh wow i didnt know that

yeah thats 10 fps right there

[blazing inlet]

Yeah bsg is pretty ambitious

[atomic notch]

But imagine

How cool that map would be

If it could run

Thats like instantly the best map

[crimson token]

which scope can i have on the SR-25 ?

[atomic notch]

Any

[misty kelp]

any

[crimson token]

all scopes will fit ?

[atomic notch]

yes

all except russian side mounted ones

[jolly robin]

You cant get okp 7 with a chevron reticle

As that is only dovetail mounted, cobra has the same reticles ok the rail mounted onw

[crimson token]

okp 7

can you get it from dealers ?

[jolly robin]

Yes, but you cant put dovetail mounted sights on the gun

[atomic notch]

just use eftdb.one

[crimson token]

thank you

[atomic notch]

you can build guns on that website

[misty kelp]

i hate the stupid red circle OKP, i was hoping they could swap reticules...

[candid frost]

who could swap reticles ?

[misty kelp]

who could swap reticles?

[candid frost]

who could swap reticles?

[tardy aspen]

anny 1 now in what scave case i can get the ahf1-m stim

[chilly rampart]

bro.

[blazing inlet]

Dang I'm not even playing tarkov and I'm still malding

Shitter moment

[chilly rampart]

i went into a raid with a raid backpack, meta hk, altyn, and killa and killed a 3 man and had over 1.4 mil or more in loot and died, u wanna know how...... my moving out and the guy was asking me a question and i was not paying attention and i died

[blazing inlet]

what

who was asking a question

[stable frost]

Guys were moving your stuff out and they asked you a question? What lmao

[blazing inlet]

Malding in a game that isn't tarkov

Actually sad

[spark cobalt]

i have got an annoying ass pfp

[stable frost]

Look at mine

[blazing inlet]

Look at mine

I literally have an anime pfp

Bro you fucking kidding me, apex legends has dumb servers

Im malding hard today

[candid frost]

sounds like you need a nap

[blazing inlet]

Sounds like I need to get good

[night atlas]

Minute 15 of matching on reserve...

[potent torrent]

@night atlas as scav or pmc

[night atlas]

Pmc

I’m gonna just restart tarkov and see if it helps

[blazing inlet]

Do a server switch if nothing works

[night atlas]

I’ve got almost all Na servers selected

[blazing inlet]

me rn

[night atlas]

it is impossible

tarkov is mald incarnate

you cannot have tarkov without the mald

[blazing inlet]

No it can be done

Instead of malding on tarkov

I'll make tarkov mald on me

That didn't sound right

[prime yacht]

i got 300 damage absorbed by armor on a dude earlier

while i was using m62

[late steppe]

Play tarkov roblox and just destroy kids

[blazing inlet]

You got a link for the roblox game

I wanna make some kids mald

@late steppe

[late steppe]

Yeah I'll dm it

[blazing inlet]

k

[tired ravine]

Good afternoon

[tired ravine]

Use BS and BT

I’ve never gotten that much absorbed

[late steppe]

Dinner dinner gonna make some dinner

[tired ravine]

I made a bagel

With sticky white paste

[late steppe]

😳

[blazing inlet]

Dang roblox tarkov kinda fun

[tired ravine]

Oh no

[blazing inlet]

What

[tired ravine]

You’re gone

[blazing inlet]

Im not gone

how

[muted marten]

it is based

[nova glacier]

Unturned has a tarkov gamemode lmao

[calm portal]

chad & chad

[blazing inlet]

Thermal svd

nice

It really is based

[tired ravine]

Time to fuck some shit up in roblox tarkov

I’m as small as possible

For a better hitbox

@blazing inlet whats it even called

[blazing inlet]

State of anarchy

[tired ravine]

FECK

Also, the EFT-memes channel just crashes discord

Every time I enter it

[candid frost]

You on mobile?

[tired ravine]

Yeah

[stable frost]

@tired ravine Guess it works lmao

[candid frost]

Bc they posted a meme that makes ios crash

Nice lol

I'm on mobile but I'm on Samsung so it don't crash my shit

[tired ravine]

Ah

[candid frost]

Oh you're here now and didn't crash

[tired ravine]

No

That’s a screenshot

Not the gif

[candid frost]

Ohh lol

[tired ravine]

Someone go get someone to delete it

[muted marten]

pogger

[blazing inlet]

ah

[prime yacht]

ios user

lmao

[calm portal]

@tired ravine hey salmon

guess what

[prime yacht]

lmao

[slow bear]

lmao

[calm portal]

@tired ravine I deleted it

[prime yacht]

lol

[tired ravine]

Cringe

[prime yacht]

ios=cringe

[ashen folio]

that gif still works?

how

[muted marten]

yeah it fucked my phone the other day

[ashen folio]

i thought they patched all crashes like a year ago

[muted marten]

still works

[prime yacht]

@muted marten does it work

[muted marten]

Im on pc

[prime yacht]

go on phone

I was straight gaming on h&g today

[ashen folio]

you know you can get banned from this discord for that

and get your account deleted

[prime yacht]

Imma buy the flamethrower

[ashen folio]

lol

[soft pier]

the gif does work

[muted marten]

might wanna delete

[soft pier]

i crashed like 2 of my friends with it

was funny

[prime yacht]

lol

chad

[ashen folio]

lol

[muted marten]

squishy you streaming?

[prime yacht]

no

I got off

[muted marten]

we hard carried your stream the other day

[ashen folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546078773242494989/787646890749329468/9bf1080be85a74d650ac8a4db32757c5f62218b09d0aa10fdbfe0d2c615fbe36_1.gif

[prime yacht]

yeah

It was pog

pogchamp

[soft pier]

yeah uh make that 3 friends

[tired ravine]

Imagine not streaming at TTV/ButterySalmon

Also

Quit posting it

[prime yacht]

lol

Salmon mald

[muted marten]

omfg

squishy dont send anime tarkov pics

[ashen folio]

ALLAHGATOR?

[prime yacht]

y?

It make you hard?

Also

[muted marten]

No.,...

[prime yacht]

how is the game?

Cybercrush 2069

[muted marten]

still havent played

[ashen folio]

cybercock 217

[prime yacht]

@muted marten whyyyyyy

You said you'd play it at like 2 am

But you didn't play it last night

[ashen folio]

should i start using gl more often

i feel like its the best gun in the game

[muted marten]

yes

And I was up till 3

[prime yacht]

lmao

[muted marten]

making fun of you

and on labs

[prime yacht]

yes based

At least drippy didn't say the n word on my stream ig

[ashen folio]

love when i accidentally blurt it out while playing with randoms

[delicate garden]

Pistol run done right in Labs XD

[ashen folio]

no glock stock

cringe

1/10

did u bring in those cases lol

[final sable]

any1 else having issues when trying to extract dorms v ex at customs i pay the money wait 60seconds to extract an nothing happens?

[prime yacht]

NASA (.gov)

lmao

Scam site

[ashen folio]

yep

@final sable its a glitch

[final sable]

is there a fix?

[muted marten]

No

[ashen folio]

if you pay it and then open your doc or sicc case you will see the money flash

no way to fix

go to another extract

[final sable]

yes i did see that

does it do it everytime ?

[ashen folio]

idk

[muted marten]

a lot

[soft pier]

its pretty frequent from my experience

[ashen folio]

it seems to happen when 2 or more players pay the car too quickly

[final sable]

ok tried it twice an both times did not work rip

[ashen folio]

from my experience

[muted marten]

yeah happens in teams

[final sable]

ive been solo everytime its happend to me

[ashen folio]

i mean i never go solo

the game is aids solo

[muted marten]

^

solo sucks

[final sable]

tryna do the bullshit quest

[ashen folio]

get a friend

you cant do it alone

[sullen parrot]

Anyone else find the quest "Setup" absurd lol

[calm portal]

who cares

[final sable]

well i would have if the extract worked lol

[calm portal]

😎

[prime yacht]

@muted marten

[calm portal]

anime delete or die

[ashen folio]

escape from anime

[muted marten]

omfg

[prime yacht]

yes

Pogchamping

[muted marten]

based

[soft pier]

dumbshit loli trying to put 9x18 into 9x19 mag

[ashen folio]

i mean tbf

shes lvl 4

:/

[soft pier]

there is no excuse

[prime yacht]

WHY ARE THEY ALL EATING

[ashen folio]

get out of here stalker

[muted marten]

not tarkov

get outta here

[prime yacht]

I'VE NEVER PLAYED STALKER

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

I just googled anime girl tarkov

[soft pier]

we're going to have to cancel you now, for your mild mistake

prepare to perish

[ashen folio]

lol

[calm portal]

Baljeet be like

[winter hamlet]

is wipe soon

[blazing inlet]

no

[late steppe]

I'm fried out of my fucking mind rn

[winter hamlet]

ok

[late steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-drip-okbr-memes-meme-gif-19543307

[late steppe]

There is drip among us 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[muted marten]

pog

[topaz flax]

https://www.twitch.tv/leuqes_ow get a load of blatantly cheating streamer over here

"im just legit brah"

[steep dove]

lol

[ashen folio]

And then the lord said

Anime fans will be executed on sight

[violet wave]

how much airframe tan with face shield and chops cost?

[unborn ermine]

were wipe?,?

[violet wave]

yesterday

[tired ravine]

A lot

Shield is like 180k

Lmao

[violet wave]

wait waaaaaaaaaa

[muted marten]

traders

get traders

[violet wave]

ok ok but i have a question, those exfil shield can be on airframe tan?

[teal grail]

no

[prime yacht]

lol

Just do linked search

[violet wave]

k

exfil or airframe?

[prime yacht]

Exfil has highest ricochet iirc

And fake mt has second highest

lol

In the past week I've bounced a lps gzh a fmj sx a 7.62 ps and a 55a1 lol

Lucky week

Fake mt4 life

[muted marten]

gear fear moment

[prime yacht]

?

[violet wave]

tf?

[prime yacht]

I solo ran labs all of today

[violet wave]

same bro same

[prime yacht]

With class 5 and meta guns

And fake mt

[muted marten]

died?

[prime yacht]

Yeah?

[violet wave]

im rly enyoing labs rn

[prime yacht]

Ofc I die sometimes

Labs is cool

[tired ravine]

Is it not just “high”

[prime yacht]

Someone ate 300 damage to armor with m62 lol

RIP drippy mdr

Last time I use it

[muted marten]

slick

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[prime yacht]

No. They have different percentages like a range of percentages is classified as high

Like the pot helmet has a relatively low high bounce

While the exfil has the highest chance

Next is fake mt and next is shattered I think

[vague thorn]

source?

[prime yacht]

The internet

I've had loads of people tell me that

[tired ravine]

One guy put it in a blog

Then the wiki copy pasted it

[opal lion]

What should i do if when im downloading tarkov i keep getting "downloaded file checksum does not match" .-. has anyone had this error?

[ashen folio]

#community-support

[opal lion]

yes thank chu :)

[blazing inlet]

you guy not wanna play factory?

[cloud hinge]

2 minutes thats not bad

[blazing inlet]

Yeah but it's factory

[opal lion]

mhm true

[prime yacht]

I either get in under a minute or spend like 4 matching

[half cloak]

do you guys think the 10600k and 10700k with identical overclocks will perform any diferrently in eft?/

[prime yacht]

idk

Use a amd

kek

[sturdy halo]

i love dying to a glitch

[ashen folio]

desync makes me bussy go woo woo poggers

[half cloak]

fuck no @prime yacht

[prime yacht]

why?

Intel is shit

lol

[sturdy halo]

true

3900x gang

[prime yacht]

yes the true tarkov experience

[sturdy halo]

dude

i was on reserve

[prime yacht]

I have a 3700x

[teal grail]

wtf, all my shit is uninsured again

[prime yacht]

It does that

Happened once to me

[teal grail]

@prime yacht intel is better for high-end systems

[prime yacht]

I had to reinsure my rr

No

[teal grail]

amd good for mid-low tier

[prime yacht]

Intel is shit

[teal grail]

you're american shut up

[prime yacht]

Intel is shit

[half cloak]

cause tarkov is horribly optimized and pretty much only cares about high clock speed

[teal grail]

absolute sheep listening to everything

[prime yacht]

Intel is shit

[sturdy halo]

shot at one of gluhs guards kill the guard and there was another guard inside the guard i illed

[prime yacht]

Intel is shit

[teal grail]

malding

[prime yacht]

Yes

[teal grail]

keep on believing that buddy

[prime yacht]

Hard mald

[sturdy halo]

lmao zombiekilla mad that a 5600x beats his 10900k in gaming

[prime yacht]

lol

[teal grail]

its zilla

and no, i'm just saying that intel is better for high end

[prime yacht]

U build your pc zilly?

[soft pier]

ok zombie killa

[ashen folio]

dude

theyre all the same

[teal grail]

@prime yacht im using fucking amd dude

[ashen folio]

who gives a fuck

[sturdy halo]

zombie killa probably bought prebuilt

[prime yacht]

pogchamp

I built my dad's pc lul

[sturdy halo]

zombie killa you must have a 1st gen

[teal grail]

intel is just better for high performance

[prime yacht]

I recently took the sides off my pc

I can see my rgb better

And it runs cooler

All around poggerino

[sturdy halo]

@teal grail What cpu exactly

[manic mango]

only insured for only like 2 weeks

[prime yacht]

I've got a 580 lol

[teal grail]

@manic mango i've had my stuff insured for way longer than 2 weeks

[prime yacht]

Imma get a new monitor for Christmas 144 here I come

Also

[teal grail]

@sturdy halo I'm using a 3600, but the i9-10900k is one of the most powerful out there

[prime yacht]

Insured stuff lasts for longer then 2 weeks lol

[manic mango]

eh

[sturdy halo]

omfg

[prime yacht]

Also

[teal grail]

is it that hard for people to understand

[prime yacht]

I'm wifi gang

lul

[teal grail]

amd is good for mid-tier builds

[prime yacht]

I get 120 ping on london

[teal grail]

but if you want power, and dont care about money, intel is the better choice

[sturdy halo]

no wonder you think amd is bad you have A LAST GEN LOW TIER cpu

[prime yacht]

And live in america

[teal grail]

@sturdy halo bro

listen to what i'm fucking saying

[prime yacht]

New amd is so fucking good

[sturdy halo]

have you even looed at the stats for a 5900 vs a 10900

[teal grail]

I'm not saying, the i9-109900kf is better than mine

[prime yacht]

Intel used to be the better choice

But now it's more expensive and worse

[teal grail]

i'm saying, its more powerful than what amd can offer

this is why I hate discussing fucking pc parts

fanboys from sides come to defend and don't listen

[prime yacht]

They get there stats by overclocking and nitrogen cooling lol

haha

[sturdy halo]

Zombie

[prime yacht]

Someone said retàrd

It's not his fault he's australian

He is just wrong

[muted marten]

wtf is going on man

[teal grail]

@muted marten people not understanding basic reasoning

[sturdy halo]

how is a 10 core 20 thread 10900kf more powerful than a 16 core 32 thready 5950x that beats it in gaming

[prime yacht]

Zilla being autistic

And thinking intel >amd

He is wrong

[teal grail]

thats not my point at all

you fuckwit

[sturdy halo]

you literally

[prime yacht]

You just said intel is better

[teal grail]

intel is better for raw performance

[prime yacht]

Lmao

[teal grail]

amd is better for budget

[sturdy halo]

:?hesgl:heasdglKSDGHK;KKSG

[prime yacht]

amd is better and cheaper

There is 0 reason to use intel

[sturdy halo]

what does intel have better performance in then

[teal grail]

look at the price difference between the i9-10900k and the ryzen 9 5900x

[prime yacht]

You have to buy a fucking whole new motherboard to buy a new cpu

Lmao

[teal grail]

and then look at the performance difference

[sturdy halo]

same price

[chrome perch]

they are like the same in gaming performance but in like photoshop etc 5900x is much better than the 10900k

[sturdy halo]

like intel barely has single core advantage

anything multithreaded ryzen ust fucks intel upside down

[prime yacht]

I like rfb with a bmd

It's funny

Sounds good

[teal grail]

you also use nothing but rat rig

[sturdy halo]

hey gluk

[prime yacht]

But kinda like the noise in your head when you hit it off something

[prime yacht]

?

[muted marten]

kappa and more money than me but runs no gear smh my head

[sturdy halo]

did you say you have a rx 580 graphics card

[teal grail]

and teamkills

[prime yacht]

I run class 5 when I'm not using the shitfb

ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT

[teal grail]

teamkilled knaye

[prime yacht]

Yeah

I KILLED HIM ONCE

I SAID IT'S MY FAULT

[sturdy halo]

rip your fps my man

[ashen folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/648958594577858587/719673572783554612/brazil-1.gif

@sturdy halo

[prime yacht]

I get 80 on all maps but reserve

[teal grail]

@prime yacht because it is your fault and you should feel bad

[muted marten]

squishy sucks

[teal grail]

are you streaming rn

[prime yacht]

No lol

I'm at my mom's you stupid idiot

[sturdy halo]

ngl gluk

[prime yacht]

What

[sturdy halo]

amd gpu kkinda dookie

[prime yacht]

They pretty good

[sturdy halo]

i mean

[prime yacht]

And look good to

And cheap

[sturdy halo]

the 6000 series are better

[teal grail]

@prime yacht do you shout at your sister at your mums too?

[sturdy halo]

but nvidia still spanks them in performance and features

[prime yacht]

I M. N O T. G O N N A. B U Y. A 6 0 0 0 S E R I E S

[prime yacht]

Actually shut the fuck up

[sturdy halo]

why not

[prime yacht]

I don't have a fucking job

I'm 14 wtf am I supposed to do

[sturdy halo]

its amds "nvidia killer"

[prime yacht]

Again how am I gonna buy one

My 580 works good

[sturdy halo]

i mean in the future

[muted marten]

AUDREYYY

[prime yacht]

SHUT UP

NO ONE CARES ZACHARY

[sturdy halo]

like i got a summer job at 15 built a 2k machine

[muted marten]

wow are you doxxing me?

[teal grail]

AUDREYYY

[muted marten]

thats illegal

[prime yacht]

are u doxing me?

[muted marten]

what

[prime yacht]

Kramster HELP MEEEE

[teal grail]

you just exposed his name

not cool man

[prime yacht]

Zachary imma keep it real

No one cares

[teal grail]

maybe

[prime yacht]

We all know you are dummy thicc

[teal grail]

instead of hunting glukhar and getting kappa

you

could've got a job

[prime yacht]

According to your twitch name at least

[muted marten]

Im confused you are doxing me

thats not alowed

also my twitch name is knayewestt

[prime yacht]

I can't even do school full time where the fuck am I gonna get a job

[teal grail]

weekend job

[prime yacht]

it wasn't 2 days ago

[teal grail]

work at your local maccas or somethin

[prime yacht]

I can't

[teal grail]

america has lots

[prime yacht]

I'm not old enough

[muted marten]

thats ages ago

[teal grail]

whats working age in america?

[prime yacht]

I gotta be 16 to get a job

[teal grail]

lol

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[teal grail]

thats why america is so bad

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[teal grail]

apart from you being a citizen

of course

[muted marten]

cant believe squishy just told everyone my name

[prime yacht]

They take child labor laws way to far

Like

School is literally day care

I could learn everything by 14

And be on my way

Like

If they shortened classes and removed lunch+study hall I could easily be out by 12

And learn more

I have an 18% survival rate. I've not managed to win a 1v1 gunfight with another PMC in the last 20 or so raids. I can't hit anything I shoot at, even at point blank range. When I do my 7.62 BP, 5.45 BT, or m856a1, which is the best ammo I can afford to take more than 5 rounds of, does nothing to them, and then I get 1 shot. I've tried all the classic tips everyone gives out. Playing slow and not engaging anyone works fine until you have to do one of the 50 dorms tasks while everyone and their extended family are there with guns that laser me down before I can lube up first. I've been able to occasionally do a dorms task by sitting in a bush for 30 minutes before trying anything. Which is not something I want to spend my time doing. Wearing a headset is nice an all to try and avoid people, but usually it just gives me 10 second heads up that a T-800 is about to burst through the door and spread my cheeks.

​

I've transcended beyond gear fear. Most times I die its to someone I never see who kills me in a couple bullets through any armor I can afford before I can react. So the gear I have on makes no difference. I just never take any good gear out, it all gets sold to fund post death healing after my pitiful attempts to get this fucking golden zippo lighter across a warzone dotted with TTV chads who spend 200k worth of m995 to spray me down while eating my shitty nerf gun ammo. Or Reshala and his 4 fuck buddies ready to 1 shot me in the face 5 frames after strafing around a corner at mach 10. I know this is the intended feeling of the game, and its part of the "right of passage" for new players to get their shit pushed in non-stop, but when does it end. If I hear one more person tell me "iTs lAtE wIpE, jUsT dOnT fIgHt aNyOne" I am going to commit sudoku, I know its late wipe, I know everyone else left playing by this point is geared to the teeth and just want to pound my boy pussy to maybe get 1 more twitch viewer this month so they can convince their mom its a

job and they'll move out of her basement soon.
​
I've watched hours and hours of youtube videos about this game, but a lot of the informative content assumes you have the same game sense and aim skill as a person who plays this game to make a living off of it. Except Pestily, his stuff is actually useful. I know how important ammo is, I know good loot paths on the maps I play often etc. But I cant actually use any of that information. I can't afford to take the best ammo in, I die all the fucking time without firing a single shot. I cant loot the good spots because everyone else knows they are the good spots and roll up like a bipedal A-10 warthog with an M1 Abrams front glacis taped to their chest and face.
​
Its exhausting playing this. After 2 or 3 raids I get so frustrated that I cant even analyze why I'm dying or what I did wrong, so I just come on reddit and whine about shit while I work up the motivation to go into another raid. I've had a couple moments here and there that were amazing fun, but they are so few and far between I can't understand how to drive through 25 hours of complete frustration to experience 1 raid where I get to have an enjoyable time.

I think this might be better then the game Is easy one tbh

Game is broing for me. No challenge. Scav low. Pmc low skiller. shitter. Game boring af. no challenge. sorry. If you dont see it the same way. you a low skiller sucker

[forest pollen]

bro why you write a essay

[teal grail]

he is asking to be banned

[runic flint]

woke up today and chose essay

[forest pollen]

thats weirdly impressive

[teal grail]

its a copypasta

[prime yacht]

Yes

Pogchamp

[tribal pulsar]

.

[prime yacht]

Anime lady

[tired ravine]

pog

[prime yacht]

@muted marten

They kicked me from your fucking server again

Jesus Christ

What stupid idiots

[muted marten]

problema?

[ocean sable]

mald

[tired ravine]

Invite me

[muted marten]

No

[tired ravine]

Or I’ll ban myself

[prime yacht]

Yes

[tired ravine]

You’re just jealous

[prime yacht]

Problema

A big one

[frozen sedge]

Noice

[teal grail]

hatchet running 6 months into wipe

[prime yacht]

Average hatchet runner

[frozen sedge]

Hey shut up

Im an above average hatchet runner

[tired ravine]

cringe

invite me to the server

ive never hatchet ran

[muted marten]

what?

no

[prime yacht]

@muted marten should I hatchet run labs

[muted marten]

yes

[prime yacht]

ok

I'll do that

Next time I get on

[frozen sedge]

I need to hatcher run. ive got 500k

[tired ravine]

cringe

just sell stuff

[frozen sedge]

No

maybe

[tired ravine]

why is it modifiable

[teal grail]

because

shutup

[tired ravine]

ppsh doesnt kick as much as i remember

kinda brrrrt tho

[muted marten]

it never did

[muted marten]

DABABY

[tired ravine]

outplayed tho

[frozen sedge]

The FOV 🤢

[tired ravine]

okay, you go back to playin at light speed

stretched ass

[frozen sedge]

i got a dogtag case 300k and keytool 600k in one raid

[prime yacht]

https://i.redd.it/1avmzwd5ox561.png

@muted marten

[muted marten]

stop fucking @untold valley me 8 times a day

lmao thats a guy

[frozen sedge]

lol

[prime yacht]

lol

[ashen folio]

A SOLID 6

[muted marten]

Im 4

if you know what I mean

[frozen sedge]

Should i sell the dog tag case and key tool?

[muted marten]

yes

[tired ravine]

do you have extra?

do you need more storage for keys/ dog tags?

[frozen sedge]

No but i have a docs case

Kinda for keys but its dfine

[tired ravine]

i have 2 and a keytool

to store keys

[teal grail]

I have 6

and 2 keytools

[frozen sedge]

Im kinda broke rn tho

ive only got 488k