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lol
i need one red card

i have like 40 points i think
mag drills is even slower
I need a card
i just wanna go to bed
Although I did lose 7 rep to a single iem
I just need to sell more stuff on flea
Because I just get lazy and sell to traders
whats yalls hideout skills lookin like
21 hideout, 23 crafting is the last I remember @stiff plinth
we getting frisky today
@blazing inlet just make money
we doing the 85k case
Alright it's late
85k=dumb
Imma head off
I made 190k from my last 85k
i'm at 18 craft 31 hideout management
You got luckier than me for sure
bro sometimes whenever im lazy which is often
You miss out on so many points if you already had maxed hideout when 12.8 came out
ill see stuff fully crafted in my hideout and i cant be bothered to go collect it
They've should applied the points
Same red
You get 20 points per upgrade
My hideout has been maxed since September
Mines was maxed out like start of September too
alright from a level 0 hideout
Yeah, was kinda late to it but I was still learning the game
i think you would get 900 exp
Next wipe I reckon I'll be much quicker
maxed being everything L3 in hideout or also 50/50 gpu in Bitcoin farm?
50/50
i dont remember when i maxed mine
is there a way to see how much dammage a certain weapon can do with certain attatchments?
or like kick
or do u need to buy it
Get those GPUs, Bitcoin is 260k @quick urchin
@quick urchin I maxed out the btc farm but only keep as many gpus as I need to collect 3 a day
You'll make it back in no time
the only thing that affects damage is bullet @serene quarry
i think there a command for it
@carmine iris i'm at 3-4 a day
!ammo
Same @quick urchin
it shows all the ammo damage
@stiff plinth not bulllet but i men recoil
oh
I'm on pretty much all the time so 50/50 has made me so much money
Once you craft the work bench then right click your gun and click edit preset to customise
i grab 2 in the morning on login, then get the others thru the day whenever i am on
I was 40 before that I think
But I reckon I'll have kappa within 2-3 months next wipe
If the quests don't get overhauled in the next wipe that is
bro i remember i bought a key with tape for 400k and i was hyped
Same

I actually profited though
I bought. One for 13 fir sugars
Before they nerfed it into the ground
im still stuck on sbih, except for Customs... pfffft
I was desperate
I just waited for 25 minutes
i hate it
And bought for 400k
used to, there could be a full lobby going to resort
But I did make like 12 ledx
They had the initial nerf in the first day
And then about a week later they nerfed it into the ground
Into what it is today
yea cause it was spawning like 3 ledx's a room
i havent got a ledx from there in a while
And some low tier medical loot spawns
i just havent got a ledx from shoreline
i only got 1 ledx from resort ever this wipe
And a few ledx spawns
put it in my L3 medstation immediately
theres also a rare loot spawn under the table
damn lucky ๐
i got a ledx today
Mostly due to 226 and unnerfed key with tape
i dont frequent resort though
i was hyped
And quite a few from ultra med
i ratted labs for like 30 minutes and a ledx was still just chilling there
Labs is pretty slow on the ledx spawns tbh
ive got 4 ledx's from labs
cya ๐
see ya dawg
cya
yknow i really wanna sleep but like i spent money on an air filter
what time is it
8:30 am
perfect wake up time
ive been up since 3pm
Bro it's the same time for me lol
ah
I just woke up for school
1:30 pm gang
i just cant sleep normally
straight vibing no school
I had the same problem too
I wont do lvl3 bitcoin so i can cheese hideout management passivly longer
woke up at 9, its 2:35pm now
Like I would fall asleep at 10 am
we went online for 2 weeks
cause our county has like 1100 cases
I've been online ever since the start of the school year in September
gonna camp marked with a boltie for my last 2 tarkov shooter 3 kills
Im just not in cause parents thing its dumb
not to brag
Ive been mostly online since last christmas
but i was the first person in my school to get rona
Ikr
of course all this shit happens in my hardest year of highschool
its my last year aswell and my grades going down a bit
Its so much harder for me because I get distracted most of the time
I get Bs and As
here it can be a shitfest. all my class goes on a discord call to do tests together
i wish i still got stressed about school
Discord classes?
yea but without the teacher
more like... testcheating on Discord?
based class
im just ready to be in my senior year and just coast
cause im not taking any hard classes next yeaR
yes
it probably is
Chewsday innit
yo guys do yall wanna see my political beliefs
Does anyone know if you still have to collect the drops this time??
you dont
Ok good I have school but rlly want them lol
just watch the stream
when does the next one start?
theres my beliefs
im not wakin up at 3 for a mf pestily tourney
^
just leave his stream open
Who is streaming them?
pestily/bsg
i just cba with drops at all ๐
lvndmark without the rage
yea
willerz... 48 raid win streak... holy shit ๐
theres a motherfuckin submarine
That's the new map expansion right?
I think so? Not to sure
I swear I heard someone say there was a new expansion for gta5
i know what youre on about
god i love ps4 copying
download takes 5 minutes, copying takes 10 hours
do you think it was a bad idea to go fully geared on my first run ever in eft
uhm what
Wtf lol
i went used makarovs only then i learned more about it enough to trust myself with loot lmao
Oh no
The duo hit medical elevator
and it's not been sent back up
I think they're camping medical elevator
@blazing inlet did you not kiss your gpu goodnight before shutting down your pc last night? ๐
what
No I peeked some random spot
ahhh XD
lol
its normal everywhere else
and then it doesn't draw what else is there cuz of that specific angle/spot you peek
Damn the duo hit everyroom
idk how those metal racks and boxes dissappearing is still a thing, but it's screwed
yeah i remember somewhere near hanger gate there was an angle that fucked every thing up
yep
that got fixed though, but this on Interchange hasn't, iirc it was like this before they revamped Interchange lighting as well
what is you guys favorite maps
labs
all im sayin
i like customs and factory
raiders need a rework
yeah imo raiders are the real hackers
literally peeked glukhars guard for a second and got popped
lol
reserve time baby
got a fisher glock and mosin
better than most players
that's not true at all lol
no
raiders are different
raiders definitely have better aim than most players
they pull some wacky shit
but then again
but are dumb mostly
aim doesnt make them better lol
well shit
they can also be very dumb
theyre either gods
or braindead
so have fun
true
really no in between
yeah just like scavs some of them are braindead and others are gigachads
they're really always braindead
it's just where you fight them
they just annoying
yeah if you peek the parking gate raiders from yellow you get headshot like 3 times
lol
just never repeek a raider
will they pop u
yes
dont fight parking raiders
just dont
sometimes like 20 spawn
and dont die
its so annoying
I NEVER hit parking anymore
how op is SHTURMEN
well if the raider is looking your way its an insta one tap but if he turned around you might have a few seconds
shturman himself is pretty easy. it's his guards you should be worried about
who is the easiest boss other than reshala
shturman
lol
the fucks a broken raider
I shot him in the head
Raiders with aimbot
did you even have a helmet? how tf did you die to one ps to the head lmao
did they raise the price?
38 bitcoin for what holy fuck
What barter is that?
thicc weapon
holy shit
ah
not worth it
Probably got raised
actually its worth
thicc weapons go for about 11mil and up and the barter turns into about 10ish mill


my PK is still level 2 lmao
i need to get him to lvl 4 for BTC Farm lvl 3
ive been trying to get jaeger to lvl 3 first tho
PK quests lose jaeger rep
i dont play much anymore so the ruble count only goes up
i dont waste money so the rouble count only goes up
gimme your bitcoins
gimme your bitcoins too
ok
thanks
I have 0
you've gotten nothing
bro buy those 16 GPU's
400k atm
THE FUCK
I must be on a streak of badluck
i got the russian loadout from my scav cases
i almost flipped my shit
What fuckhead would make gpus 400k
thats why i was surprised lol
lol
water filters are still absurd
I swear some people don't deserve the flea market
what was the trade sugar?
Most eod players are weirdchamp I swear
has to be
damn it's gone now
yeah i couldnt find it either
can someone try to scav into my interchange
also another reason i like labs
if someone actually gets in here, ill split loot
how the fuck
waiting for orange

bro
fuckin richboi
sell those holy shit
idk man forgot a zero
40mil still cheap as shit
found blue in resort but died
most I got was a single use card lol
the only colored labs card ive ever found is a yellow
yes
and the access card
yeah keycard with tape iirc
it's acktually keycard with blue marking
u be makin fuckin bank
Why would you ever sell a card unless fir
flea
Theyre not fir dude
Found in raid
i feel awful
wasnt red worth 1mil to therapist
Look at ss
those prices are so bad wtf
Sell them all to fence
@eager idol did you buy violet
yes
cringe
bruh
bro
found in raid
found in raid
im just chilling waiting for power
@stiff plinth how tf u get back there
its easy
Hes a rat
im not running to power
so am i
rats make money chads waste it on gear and die 30 seconds into the raid
Lol imagine dying to rats
i wouldnt say im a rat but
Le mouse
@stiff plinth if its easy tell me how
i was almost killed by a rat chad
he was geared
he missed his first shot
then i one tapped him with my ak
i had nothing
what backpack did he have
only rats run pilgrims
here you go buck
then he had an adar and a rpk or whateve its called
ive also got some other fancy rat spots up my sleeve
cant find my ss but all the labs cards are 2.5 mil
honestly if the first thing you think when you see keycards is "i could sell them" you're thinking too short term
hell no even if i quit the game i would never sell mine
well i know where im camping
that spot is hard as hell to get in
oh i meant the techlight spot
this one is nasty
@stiff plinth dm me those sweet camping spots
accept your fate
go out in a fight
if you have a nade you can blow yourself up
lol
this one is meh
damn you like the vss or whatever that is
isnt that the as val
idk what it is sorry
vss
It uncovers itself of dust when you shoot it
And compared to VSS and as-val. Akm is balls
im definitely notbwasted
i spawned at 41 minutes left right next to resort
and my phone screen is not broken
i ran up there 301 was already opened so i just hopped
Hahah this guy that I killed added me, and he translated it for me since I didn't speak russian
lol
just glocked a mf lmao
knaye
i can play for half a hour in study hall
he looked geared tbh
he never left?
but i love you
mf cant even spell blac
WHAT
smh my head
i cant see my phone rn but shit
fuck you glukhar
L
HE LEGGED ME AND I WAS ON THE STAIRS
im bringing drippy mp7
he couldnt SEE MY LEGS
what map u wanna play
bro honestly
god I fucking hate reserve
ur dogshit @muted marten
also invite me to ur fucking server
he explains how he hates it constantly
dumbasss
then he play interchange
idk I see loot picks and I think hmmm maybe give reserve another try
how tf did he leg me
tarkov time mf
they tried ambushin my ass
@wild brook
@prime yacht customs
@ashen folio Thanks!
what level of gear
No problem buddy. Glad to help
eh
large
i had a fatter run earlier
Whats your strength on
map?
da change
interchange can suck my dick
only like that map sometimes
when its not gay
and I dont get one tapped by m80 while strafing
did you not see the clip of me getting all of that?
Idk i was busy with wires
wires
Le school work during twitch drops has arrived
whens next competition?
like 12 est maybe?
22:00 moscow time
yea they were a bit special
you not put a BMD on SA?
ooh did you see the rat attack lmao
Nothing beats accidentally putting a knife into your leg during school
poor man on labs
wtf
How
last patch = very long apply-time! what it means!? new content? cultists finally sneaking in?
No
last patch= servers lag added
Yes
typical tarkov
crash and lag.
@stiff matrix
Always have someone outside of Kiba when looting, lol
Fml
I desynced and died to an sa raider with m62
Honestly what are the fucking chances now
shut the fuck up
Why the fuck does the raider I encounter have to have an sa-58 with m62
I'm such a loser i swear on my life
He shot my left arm then I got 2 tapped to the thorax
How do I still get 2 tapped if I fall back to the stairs
I literally saw the tracer fly past me
And I was already behind cover
Yet I still die
really weirdchamp
I HAVE 2 QUESTS LEFT
Labs has been stinky
Good for you
@prime yacht Imma do one more labs raid, pray for me
Yes thats the plan, stonks
isnt that pestily thingy goin on
not yet I think
ok
@muted marten you still on the labs grind?
no
usually
he isnt
Or you doing smthn else?
he is on customs pogging out
i really like customs honestly
except for when its straight dead
aaaaaaaaa
english is so bad
homie wanted the smoke
show loot if you live
Everyone be disrespecting the wiggle
eh there wasnt that much but the bitch had a tetriz
was he large?
nah i thought he was tho
he looked pretty bulky
yea he looked stacked but i think it was because he had comtacs and a helmet
Big backpack maybe
lmaoo
ratted on the rat
yknow im thinking being a rat is the best thing to do
ive been embracing it today and ive actually made like 6mil
im going to kms
ears
My fucking annoying ass younger brother ruins everything
He just has to come in at the wrong time
lmao im the younger brother
I hate him
you wanna see a rat spot to cheer you up
Nothings cheering me up
FUCKING PEAKERS ADVANTAGE
such bullshit
guy kills me while sprinting into black
tf is this shit man
i hate fighting black
yeah me and my friend died to a bug abuser last time we were stuck in there
Bro my brother is the most annoying fucking person I know
pogchamp
play a good map smh
labs is just level 4 armor meta gun
its fun in smaller number
ANOTHER FUCKING CONDOM ADD
ON MY SCHOOL LAPTOP
WTF
y not
yeah you dont?
im at home not connected to there watching servers
tarkov be like
running straight at enemy best tactical advantage
i am pogging in your mother
what
@muted marten
what do you want
this guy is going mad
funny
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The original "Go Crazy Go Stupid...
Kaiman is useless
Change my mind
overpriced and bad
overpriced, worser than tc800
https://youtu.be/jBcgPHPqsd4 no this is
yes
ok
looks dumb and i dont even want to click on it
pog
!rank
i was number 4 on britishes server
but now i get kicked nightly and never get invited back anymore
lol
yea
2nd stage tourny in half an hour :)
i fell asleep during the first one
was not kind to pst folk like me
ks23 is so good
just tapped another ks23 enjoyers legs on night factory
lol
it was by stairs on skybridge i just shot him and he fell all the way down
when u waitin for players for a minute on factory
๐ฉ
Anyone elses profile data not loading? was just trying to sell stuff and then all the sudden it froze up and i cant load back in after restart.
Hello everyone ๐
that was a clusterfuck lol
someone spawned hallway 2 people spawned to the left of me and i spawned in the corner
wait pestily just went live with more drops pog
yeppers, and now im gonna sleep
drops round 2 time
@prime yacht lmao ima go rat reserve and Enjoy the Ash-12
chad12
HE HAS HEAD BOBBOING ON
mini Cannon
DAMNIT
dan is at least not braindead ig
someone put up a graphics card for 25k and i almost got it ):
):
i bet that guy is pissed
Sed 
put a graphics card up for 25k LMAO
Eu punisher has started
NOOOOO
pepega
Who?
;eve; 32 naked pistol
THat labs guy tanked so much to the head
a pmc in my raod
When I'm so bad my skills makes game unplayable
whats with these dead raids or just 4 man squad
that dude with the vss was fucjking cracked
THE GUY JUST DID POG FACE ON STREAM LMAO
Dinez
i saw that
Dinez is crakt
who tf reacts like that
hks are busted
@potent sun he really pogged 
Damn I wish I could be this cool
uhh its on stream
3x EFT World Champion 2020, Not afraid to jump head first down a stair case, Done some cool stuff for kids
It's in #eft-announcements
oh
People be poppin off
yep
i dont
no mandatory collection this time
wtf
nice
i shouldda left my pc on ;-;
yeah u can wallbang
yeah ig
although some works better than others
can vss ammo pen managers glass btw?
waiting for players on factory be like catJAM
Im too broke to have fun on factory
im just doin it night
Go on eu
you just aint doin it right
eu is pogchamp
i am
just killed a naked guy with all this in his backpack lmao
not much
collecting that trash loot like a rat, i respect
oh
i know its not much i mean it was like 1 minute into the raid and he had all that already lmao
fastest rat
only level 2 too ๐ณ
bruhh i literally need 1 more usec kill for friend from the west
might just go factory
isnt it bear?
I can help
no
You on eu?
nop\
oof
how do i get drops tho
im just gonna go factory with some of the millions of bp and ak74s i have
is it like the other time
that hk guy got disrespected
@ashen folio just watch it
i am
ok
I hope I get luckier
since its eu/africa
I should have better chances since I live in the region
you can get drops while in a raid right?
I be rockin up with da blood mags ๐ณ
plum
we dont use the p word in my house, we say "da blood mags"
Period blood mags
hehe
period mags
weird
HIT EM WIT DA RAT ATTACK
holy shit i just counted my bag stack its 21 lmao
Mfs for real be gettin shit on here
in that raid a green stim saved my life lol
i had a heavy and light and like 40 total hp
not bad for night factory ig
couldnt find anoyone else
everyone on there is at least level 40 lol
should've killed a sugar weasel instead ๐ก
no drops yet
Aren't drops delayed for an hour or smthn
bruh what
Streamers got dem paid actors
@blazing inlet dam im a small streamer and i even got one
lol
hell yea
my best clip is
228 to be exact

