#eft-chat-2

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muted marten
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from idfk

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m80 into ulach

spiral echo
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Interchange is cancer for that tho, dark as hell, big ass hell

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Lots of peaks and nasty lil spots

prime yacht
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Yes

muted marten
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well gg to that guy

spiral echo
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Ratterchange intensifies

frozen sedge
muted marten
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from 2$ ammo to 500k kit

prime yacht
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And all the loot gone in 2 seconds

prime yacht
spiral echo
prime yacht
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He head tapped my trio

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Only hit me in the top of head

muted marten
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fucking ass man

prime yacht
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Ks23 on night factory is so fucking good

spiral echo
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Good reason why I only play reserves night raids lol, I won’t touch ratterchange

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At least not often

muted marten
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customs it is

prime yacht
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I haven't played that map since I finished decon service

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Well I played it once

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On guide

spiral echo
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I just like hunting gluky and raiders inc

muted marten
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interchange sucks

spiral echo
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Plus dusk is still bright enough to make you think “huh... is that a guy on that hill?”

prime yacht
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Yet you always play it

spiral echo
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Smh

muted marten
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need cheap gun

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very poor

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hlep

prime yacht
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Idk

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M1a with cobra and muzzle

muted marten
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on it

prime yacht
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Vss with 20's and a okp7

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Akm with bp and a buttpad and muzzle

spiral echo
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Trusty ol mosin :))

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With 7N1

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Or whatever that ammo was

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Or SNB

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Mosin good

muted marten
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whats a good M1A supressor

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which is cheap

prime yacht
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Don't

spiral echo
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20k and all you have to do is land 2 body shots

prime yacht
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Just run it loud and be aggressive

kind marsh
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LMAFO MY AMIGO went into labs with like 60 vogs AND KILLED 3 meta guys full kitted m4 he got a green keycard and a ledx graphics card and folder of intel

celest kiln
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nice

spiral echo
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Gg

prime yacht
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I got 2 hours of sleep

kind marsh
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he was about to reset his account then he went for one last raid

prime yacht
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Pogchamp

celest kiln
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i just woke up lol

kind marsh
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then the game went full god mode and gave him like 7million worth of loot in one run

spiral echo
prime yacht
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I woke up almost 4 hours ago now

muted marten
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is BMD best M1a brake

prime yacht
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@celest kiln I only need 1 more dorms kill

prime yacht
celest kiln
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victory is near

prime yacht
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Yes

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And 12 more night

muted marten
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I did wilston barter

celest kiln
prime yacht
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Then I need people to actually spawn when I use m1a

spiral echo
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I’ll be keeping that

celest kiln
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Charge !!!!

prime yacht
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Yes bmd is best

ashen folio
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well i got a op feeling rn so im geared up and im gonna go kill some shit most likely gonna back fire on me but whatever@

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!

spiral echo
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It be like that

prime yacht
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I went geared all last night

spiral echo
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Walk into a raid with all gear

prime yacht
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Died every raid except for the first

spiral echo
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get tapped

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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most lilely gonna happen to em

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me

prime yacht
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I just got killed by bush wookies or lucky headshots by shit ammo in my eyes

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job and they'll move out of her basement soon.
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I've watched hours and hours of youtube videos about this game, but a lot of the informative content assumes you have the same game sense and aim skill as a person who plays this game to make a living off of it. Except Pestily, his stuff is actually useful. I know how important ammo is, I know good loot paths on the maps I play often etc. But I cant actually use any of that information. I can't afford to take the best ammo in, I die all the fucking time without firing a single shot. I cant loot the good spots because everyone else knows they are the good spots and roll up like a bipedal A-10 warthog with an M1 Abrams front glacis taped to their chest and face.
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Its exhausting playing this. After 2 or 3 raids I get so frustrated that I cant even analyze why I'm dying or what I did wrong, so I just come on reddit and whine about shit while I work up the motivation to go into another raid. I've had a couple moments here and there that were amazing fun, but they are so few and far between I can't understand how to drive through 25 hours of complete frustration to experience 1 raid where I get to have an enjoyable time.

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Wait

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WHERE'S THE TOP HALF

blazing inlet
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wtf is that copy pasta

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is that the reddit one you sent?

ashen folio
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lol, ive been killed by extract campers about 4 times in a row now my 5th time i just shot throught the wall where they sit and killed the fuckers

muted marten
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what map

prime yacht
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Ok

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I have the full thing now

muted marten
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@prime yacht when do you get off

prime yacht
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I have an 18% survival rate. I've not managed to win a 1v1 gunfight with another PMC in the last 20 or so raids. I can't hit anything I shoot at, even at point blank range. When I do my 7.62 BP, 5.45 BT, or m856a1, which is the best ammo I can afford to take more than 5 rounds of, does nothing to them, and then I get 1 shot. I've tried all the classic tips everyone gives out. Playing slow and not engaging anyone works fine until you have to do one of the 50 dorms tasks while everyone and their extended family are there with guns that laser me down before I can lube up first. I've been able to occasionally do a dorms task by sitting in a bush for 30 minutes before trying anything. Which is not something I want to spend my time doing. Wearing a headset is nice an all to try and avoid people, but usually it just gives me 10 second heads up that a T-800 is about to burst through the door and spread my cheeks.

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I've transcended beyond gear fear. Most times I die its to someone I never see who kills me in a couple bullets through any armor I can afford before I can react. So the gear I have on makes no difference. I just never take any good gear out, it all gets sold to fund post death healing after my pitiful attempts to get this fucking golden zippo lighter across a warzone dotted with TTV chads who spend 200k worth of m995 to spray me down while eating my shitty nerf gun ammo. Or Reshala and his 4 fuck buddies ready to 1 shot me in the face 5 frames after strafing around a corner at mach 10. I know this is the intended feeling of the game, and its part of the "right of passage" for new players to get their shit pushed in non-stop, but when does it end. If I hear one more person tell me "iTs lAtE wIpE, jUsT dOnT fIgHt aNyOne" I am going to commit sudoku, I know its late wipe, I know everyone else left playing by this point is geared to the teeth and just want to pound my boy pussy to maybe get 1 more twitch viewer this month so they can convince their mom its a

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job and they'll move out of her basement soon.
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I've watched hours and hours of youtube videos about this game, but a lot of the informative content assumes you have the same game sense and aim skill as a person who plays this game to make a living off of it. Except Pestily, his stuff is actually useful. I know how important ammo is, I know good loot paths on the maps I play often etc. But I cant actually use any of that information. I can't afford to take the best ammo in, I die all the fucking time without firing a single shot. I cant loot the good spots because everyone else knows they are the good spots and roll up like a bipedal A-10 warthog with an M1 Abrams front glacis taped to their chest and face.
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Its exhausting playing this. After 2 or 3 raids I get so frustrated that I cant even analyze why I'm dying or what I did wrong, so I just come on reddit and whine about shit while I work up the motivation to go into another raid. I've had a couple moments here and there that were amazing fun, but they are so few and far between I can't understand how to drive through 25 hours of complete frustration to experience 1 raid where I get to have an enjoyable time.

celest kiln
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lol

muted marten
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you are gonna get banned for that

prime yacht
blazing inlet
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some mod is about to mute squishy

muted marten
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yeah

prime yacht
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uhh

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I might have robotics today

blazing inlet
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squishy gonna get kramster'd

prime yacht
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I'll be home 3 or 5 us est

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So 8-10 lul

blazing inlet
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bruh 8-10

muted marten
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cringe

prime yacht
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Yes

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What else is cringe

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Is when you take 2 hours to make a burger

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Then don't play with me for a week

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smh

blazing inlet
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you're both cringe

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now lets move on

ashen folio
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okay now im pissed

prime yacht
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lol

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why

ashen folio
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i didnt even spawn and i some how died

prime yacht
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lul

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I had that happen once

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Stayed on deploying 000000 for like 3 minutes then I just died

ashen folio
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fully geared and just dead i loaded in game froze for a second and then BOOM some guy name NowIKnowYourMad apparently killed me.

blazing inlet
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Well he knows your mad now

ashen folio
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hmmmmmmm. ight fuck factory im gonna run something else i guess

muted marten
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Im stuck on awaiting session start

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its been a minute

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why

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why does this game hate me so

prime yacht
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Dogtag case

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?

muted marten
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nope

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I have SICC

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its been nearly 2 minutes

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do I just alt f4?

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the fuck is this

prime yacht
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idk

muted marten
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am I in raid for everyone else?

blazing inlet
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alt+f4

muted marten
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wtf

blazing inlet
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but you're gonna get latespawn

muted marten
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SERVER CONNECTION LOST

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WTF

blazing inlet
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bruh moment

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you try to reconnect and you're gonna get that same error

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back out

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you get your shit back

muted marten
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fucking love this game

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yeah wtf

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just back in stash

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ok

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it took my insurance away

prime yacht
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restart your game?

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That's like hella basic lol

muted marten
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nah ive just requeued

prime yacht
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Why do people sit in bushes

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That shit is so fucking boring

muted marten
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it works

prime yacht
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It's still boring

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I'd rather die to a bush rat 2 times then spend 30 minutes sitting in a bush for a ok gun

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Also

celest kiln
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Some people like to be the one to ambush

prime yacht
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I died with shorty hk by ap20 one tap before I could shoot

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Under 2 minute raid

celest kiln
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rip

blazing inlet
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you used wrong shawty hk

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use the chub

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willerz's hk

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best hk in game

prime yacht
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I used that

blazing inlet
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a fellow chub enjoyer

prime yacht
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This was my build

blazing inlet
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chub is based

prime yacht
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yea

muted marten
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that recoil

prime yacht
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It's got a lot less racism then a shorty sa for sure

prime yacht
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Not even bad tbh

muted marten
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ig

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it looks cool

prime yacht
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A meta feels like it has the same kick

blazing inlet
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66 recoil chubby hk

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Im gonna use my next juice cannon on reserve

prime yacht
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Willerz is on labs wtf

blazing inlet
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toz on labs

prime yacht
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No

blazing inlet
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or practice for tournie

celest kiln
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o cool

prime yacht
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He isn't doing that rn

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He is saiga gamer

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Also

blazing inlet
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saiga man

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also what?

prime yacht
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Aren't people that where in the last punisher not allowed in this one

blazing inlet
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idk

celest kiln
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saiga man 🙂

prime yacht
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yes

blazing inlet
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ppsh fun

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cool gun

prime yacht
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yes

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It go brrrrr

blazing inlet
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ppsh drum mags on factory

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kinda based

spiral echo
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Kinda great

celest kiln
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yes, great for team fighting as well if people knew how to communicate ;-;

blazing inlet
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you dont communicate with ppsh

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it go brrrr

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comrades will understand

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you go brr

celest kiln
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lol

blazing inlet
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they go brrr

prime yacht
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Yes

celest kiln
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brrr

blazing inlet
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can't type a longer brrr or I'll get automodded

somber aspen
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anyone wanna help me grind too level 10? im currently Level 5

blazing inlet
prime yacht
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brrrrrrrrr›rrrrrr‹

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BRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRT BRRRRRRT TACTICAL RELOAD BRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRT BRRRRRRT

blazing inlet
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ok squishy

prime yacht
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What

blazing inlet
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ok

prime yacht
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yes

blazing inlet
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yesnt

prime yacht
blazing inlet
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cheems

ashen folio
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BINGUS

muted marten
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matching for 5 minutes now

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BINGUS

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AHHHHHHHH

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KILL IT

ashen folio
muted marten
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tf is going on today

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first stuck on session start

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now 6 minute matching

prime yacht
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hahaha

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smh

muted marten
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I already restarted

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this game smh

prime yacht
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smhmhmh

muted marten
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I went to get ritoe

somber aspen
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:KEKW

muted marten
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and still matching

ashen folio
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bingus

prime yacht
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How many servers u got

muted marten
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squishy customs sucks

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atleast on inter I get into a raid

blazing inlet
muted marten
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I have 2

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London Netherlands

ashen folio
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@blazing inlet its bingus

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best cat

prime yacht
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Customs is pog

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I hate balls sack cats

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They look so wierd

blazing inlet
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they're gross

muted marten
blazing inlet
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destroy it

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kill it

muted marten
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he is Bingus

blazing inlet
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kill it with fire

prime yacht
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Die

somber aspen
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yall are rude

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its a cat

prime yacht
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Me when bingus

muted marten
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true

prime yacht
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I like real cats

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I have

somber aspen
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@harsh cairn

prime yacht
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To many of them

blazing inlet
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I dont have any pets

muted marten
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I have dog

prime yacht
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I have 3 cats at my dad's and 2 at my mom's

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kinda pog

near lance
prime yacht
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What

muted marten
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yeah new servers

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Ive been trying to play tarkov for 30 minutes

prime yacht
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pogchamp

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London is always full

muted marten
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I might go on NA for now

prime yacht
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pog

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I wanna see you mald

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At disconnecting

muted marten
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this is so dumb

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why cant they just say 'servers empty'

potent sun
muted marten
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tbh it is 3:20 on monday so everyone is at school or work

muted marten
potent sun
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i just woke up

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im doing my first one rn

prime yacht
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pogchamp

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I no longer have a 13/100 in math

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Absolutely massive

potent sun
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my math final is tmrw

muted marten
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Ill go Miami and Dallas

potent sun
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today i have psychology spanish and science

prime yacht
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I don't have finals or midterms this year

potent sun
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must be nice

prime yacht
muted marten
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texas

prime yacht
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Yes

muted marten
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it says 110 ping

prime yacht
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Do you know where that is

muted marten
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central

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bottom

prime yacht
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It is like thousand miles from where I live

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Probably more

muted marten
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it says 111 ping

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so idk

prime yacht
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And I get 120 on london

muted marten
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shitternet

potent sun
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i play one west coast servers

muted marten
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Ill go just miami then

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gotta restart again smh

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this sucks

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is StLouis near you @prime yacht

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and Ive heard bad things about DC so idk

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oooo Beauharnois

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and atlanta

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Ill go miamia and beauhoris

potent sun
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beauhoris?

muted marten
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idfk

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its american

potent sun
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is that how its spelled

muted marten
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not sure

potent sun
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thats in canada lmao

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quebec

tired ravine
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Hello

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I am wake

potent sun
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hi salmon

muted marten
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canada america

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no difference

potent sun
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true

tired ravine
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Lmao

potent sun
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vss scav pog

tired ravine
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Pog

frozen sedge
muted marten
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instantly got a game

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god bless america

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or quebec

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depends on what server I ended up on

celest kiln
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lol

muted marten
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@celest kiln are you actually canadian

celest kiln
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yes i already told you xD

muted marten
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did you?

celest kiln
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ye

muted marten
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anyway game time

celest kiln
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good luck

muted marten
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bag must be secured

ashen folio
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@frozen sedge u killed the hardest boss with the worst pistol in the game

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how do you feel

frozen sedge
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Ez

potent sun
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imagine playing reserve

frozen sedge
potent sun
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mmm must be nice i only have 200k

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enjoy your million rubles

tired ravine
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How do I have more than you

potent sun
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yesterday was not a good day for me

frozen sedge
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Last 2 days werent good for me.

tired ravine
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Same, honestly

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I killed all but one raider 2 times in a row

potent sun
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i lost like 900k out of 1 mil

tired ravine
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Only survived one raid

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And it wasn’t even a good one

frozen sedge
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Then today I went woods in hope of getting jaeger and extracting. Instead i killed shturman and got jager

tired ravine
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Lol

frozen sedge
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WAIT NO

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OMFG

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ADMSOAMD

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I GOT JAGERS NOT BUT I DIDINT GIVE IT TO MECHANIC AND I WENT INTO A DIFFERENT RAID

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AND DIED

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NOW I LOST IT

tired ravine
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What

potent sun
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yesterday,3 times in a row i scavved on interchange. first time found a graphics card in techlight, died going out front of oli. 2nd time i find 2 tetrizes in texho, get one tapped by player scav in oli. 3rd time power station graphics card, died right outside emercom

potent sun
frozen sedge
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I dont have it

tired ravine
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It is how it works

potent sun
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oh wtf

tired ravine
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If you die with a quest item in your in raid quest inventory

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You lose it

potent sun
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lol getcho ass back in woods boy

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jaeger await

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s

frozen sedge
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bruh vpo time again

tired ravine
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Are you doing introduction?

muted marten
blazing inlet
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tarkov moment

muted marten
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I couldnt get the frame but you see the tracer enter him

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Im fucking done

blazing inlet
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I swear somethings bug out when you least expect it

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I've fucking tapped a guy in the head, at 10 metres

muted marten
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I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD

blazing inlet
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no death

muted marten
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fucking bullshit

blazing inlet
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this game is broken

potent sun
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i love this game

blazing inlet
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knaye go do a femboy thing to calm down

muted marten
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actually this fucking close

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spend 30 mins trying to get a game and that happens

blazing inlet
potent sun
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wasnt me

blazing inlet
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oi poob

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you want me to fence you some gunsmith parts?

potent sun
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i dont even know what gunsmith part im on

blazing inlet
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🙂

muted marten
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actually fucking ridiculous

blazing inlet
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knaye you got other games you like playing

potent sun
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i think im on like 8 or something

blazing inlet
muted marten
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cant install MW rn

blazing inlet
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and you need em when below 200k

potent sun
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im on the akm one i think

blazing inlet
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ahh

potent sun
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pt 8

muted marten
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that fight was fairly fucking mine

blazing inlet
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you still poor af @potent sun

muted marten
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I flanked

blazing inlet
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?

muted marten
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killed his TM

potent sun
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yeah

muted marten
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and that

blazing inlet
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that is seriously unlucky

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I don't even know what to say

muted marten
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this game is just RNG at this point

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like I was dreading weapon jams

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but this is ridiculous

blazing inlet
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Do weapon jams even exist?

muted marten
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No

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they want to add them

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this game is a fucking joke

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I have to change servers to somewhere across an ocean to play within the next decade

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and then they add a new feature where headshots dont count

potent sun
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mmmm netcod

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e

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yeah ive had issues have ghost bullets

muted marten
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idk what to do

potent sun
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like ill see my bullets kick up dust behind them

muted marten
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I want to play labs to but nearly out of money

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every other map is fucking boring

potent sun
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dont say youre nearly out of money unless youre like me kanye

blazing inlet
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i remember when I had 30k at one point in time

viscid steppe
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samke

celest kiln
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7 rubles lets go bois

ashen folio
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2 ruble stash value let’s gooooo

blazing inlet
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how did you manage to do that

jolly robin
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2 ruble stash value is literally 2 single roubles with no container sadbear

blazing inlet
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like seriously

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how

celest kiln
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Pog

blazing inlet
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he lost everything

jolly robin
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Its a joke for sure

blazing inlet
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Yeah ik

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but 2 stash value would be sadge af

jolly robin
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Try it next wipe, start with no container and only 2 roubles

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Literally no difference after a scav run or two and the punisher questline

spiral echo
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2 stash value crybear

muted marten
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server shutdown in 29 minutes?

celest kiln
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oh interesting

muted marten
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idk I just got pinged for it in raid

wispy drift
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im getting a second monitor, how many hz should i get? its just for discord, stocks, and maybe youtube (not gaming)

hot token
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yes same got a massage shutdown in 25

celest kiln
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fun i wonder what changes they are doing

blazing inlet
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wipe?????

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jk

hot token
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yes same

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no tweet or news so far

celest kiln
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if its all backend stuff then they wont tell us

hot token
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ohh 😦 But I want new stuff! 😄

celest kiln
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i wonder if its a netcode update because they were working on that in ets

celest kiln
thorn comet
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wipe wipe wipe

muted marten
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WTF GAME

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JUST KILLED A FULLGEAR

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AND DCD

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omfg

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why

celest kiln
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lol unfortunate

blazing inlet
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sadge

celest kiln
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is it time for the server to shut down x

blazing inlet
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I should be happy that I'm not on rn

spiral echo
dark vapor
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so 12.9 should be installed this week?

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@ me when response

celest kiln
dark vapor
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Cool

muted marten
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thank god we out

blazing inlet
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pog

muted marten
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TTV

blazing inlet
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@muted marten what exams you got left?

celest kiln
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Pog

muted marten
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only maths

blazing inlet
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dang

muted marten
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and idk when Im doing that

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so doesnt count

celest kiln
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i have a final tomorrow and i am just chatting here XD

blazing inlet
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bruh

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go get read

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y

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or smthn

celest kiln
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i read like 2 lines i will get back to it 😛

muted marten
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ffs hes on his phone

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read my message

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nice fella

strong flower
blazing inlet
muted marten
blazing inlet
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the remaining 20 will be like 4mil or so

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@muted marten do you recommend this investment in graphics cards?

muted marten
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fuck no

celest kiln
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Knaye why is it everytime i see you stash it feels like its dropping xD

muted marten
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you got enough

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thats 3 a day

muted marten
blazing inlet
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I play a lot

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I wanna reduce it to like 3.5 a day

muted marten
#

it is if you can login twice a day

blazing inlet
#

so I'll stop at like 40 maybe

potent sun
#

how rare is it to get a cyclon from a toolbox

#

i just got one

blazing inlet
#

52k

celest kiln
#

its not that rare but its nice

blazing inlet
#

kekw

#

its nice to have

#

@potent sun what's ruble count now?

muted marten
#

all M61

blazing inlet
#

damn

#

tarkov appologized for your bad day

celest kiln
#

poggy

muted marten
#

M1a is pretty nice

tired ravine
#

I once killed a KS-23 guy

blazing inlet
#

ok

#

I did the same

#

dammit

tired ravine
#

Gave it to my buddy cuz he ran out of ammo

blazing inlet
#

the salmon is awake now

#

no offense salmon

tired ravine
#

I assumed it had barricade slugs

blazing inlet
#

go on

tired ravine
#

Cuz that’s what was spare

potent sun
#

@blazing inlet 339k

tired ravine
#

So in the next fight

#

My buddy shoots

blazing inlet
tired ravine
#

I go completely blind, and he doesn’t know why the guy is still alive

#

So while he’s complaining that the shotgun didn’t work

potent torrent
#

Star rounds? @tired ravine

blazing inlet
#

yep

tired ravine
#

I’m running around like a headless chicken

#

Raiders are everywhere

#

It was rough

blazing inlet
#

labs?

#

or reserve?

tired ravine
#

Nah, reserve basement

potent torrent
#

Worse fate for both chads and rats and some people between both: Vision bring taken away

tired ravine
#

Near power

blazing inlet
#

ah

tired ravine
#

Yeah

blazing inlet
#

What about the one guy who plays tarkov while blind

tired ravine
#

What

blazing inlet
#

yeah you heard me

#

what about the one blind tarkov player

#

being flashed wouldn't be an inconvenience for him

tired ravine
#

Does he play in Braille

#

Wtf

muted marten
#

how does he do that

blazing inlet
#

tarkov with braille settings

#

kekw

tired ravine
#

I have no clue how he does that

muted marten
#

very funny

potent torrent
#

Whatever it is @tired ravine it's beyond our feeble minds

tired ravine
#

True

blazing inlet
#

wasn't there a guy who got kappa using only his mouth

#

it was in an eft wtf vid

#

he had this weird thing set up

tired ravine
#

Yeah

#

No hands

#

So he plays on like

#

A harmonica

blazing inlet
#

a whistle

#

flute thing

potent torrent
#

Imagine getting to kappa without killing anything XD

blazing inlet
#

He had to have cheesed it somehow

#

or he's just that good

potent torrent
#

For now, @blazing inlet , we will never ever know

blazing inlet
#

beyond science

potent torrent
#

Or fortune telling @blazing inlet

muted marten
#

bro tf was I on about

#

that raid was worth 1.1 mill

blazing inlet
#

damn

#

how much did you lose today?

muted marten
#

~1 mill

#

and 2 mill yesterday

blazing inlet
#

You've made about half back

#

so good for you

#

ig

celest kiln
#

Knaye stop losing money politetanker

blazing inlet
#

yeah

#

stop being bad knaye

prime yacht
#

I'm back

#

@muted marten haha

celest kiln
#

even if you lose money you should get money

prime yacht
#

Still broke

muted marten
#

'stop being bad knaye' from a mf with a 10% sr

celest kiln
#

kek

blazing inlet
#

you gotta lose money to make money

prime yacht
#

I got a 35 sr

#

Pretty pogchamp

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

I want my last quest to be dorms kill

#

I need one more

muted marten
#

still lower than mine

prime yacht
#

NIGHT FACTORY TIME

blazing inlet
#

oi

#

im good compared to what I was last wipe

prime yacht
#

Where TF is beauhearonis

#

Oh it's in quebec

#

That's probably pretty close aswell

#

@muted marten show stats

blazing inlet
#

damn 30 gpus is one btc every 7.2 hours

#

not even 3 btc per day

prime yacht
#

50 is one every 5

#

pog

blazing inlet
#

yeah ik

#

but 50 not worth

#

i'd be good with 40

prime yacht
#

Yes it is

#

A bitcoin sells for a gpu

blazing inlet
#

40 would still give me like 3 per day

ashen folio
#

i grinded the hideout last time, im not really messin with it this time around..

blazing inlet
#

I just want 3 per day

prime yacht
#

I get 5 a day

#

pog

ashen folio
#

its such a huge sink of time an money to get it up

blazing inlet
#

I dont want like 5 a day

prime yacht
#

@muted marten answer me smh

muted marten
#

What?

prime yacht
#

Show stat

muted marten
#

No not on pc rn

prime yacht
#

I wanna see

#

ok

#

You mald

#

?

muted marten
#

No

#

I just had a good raid

blazing inlet
#

what u doin now then

muted marten
#

Taking a break

blazing inlet
#

pog

prime yacht
#

Shorty sa is so bad

#

lol

blazing inlet
#

chub sa not based

prime yacht
#

130 recoil

#

It like 126 idk

#

That's even with the dildo

sharp river
#

Just got an arctis pro wirelss and trying to adjust the EQ settings, anyone able to share theirs?

ashen folio
#

if you log in every 15hrs to claim the 3 from 50 gpus then its 10000% worth

#

you will make so much money trust me

timber spindle
#

pog

celest kiln
#

i most def would not want that much money, i just want enough to play a raid or two xD

ashen folio
#

alot of that is from btc farm

timber spindle
#

that makes me wanna nut

#

well with that money you can go incredibly thicc the two raids

ashen folio
#

il make you nut

timber spindle
#

and not even care

ashen folio
timber spindle
#

HMMM

blazing inlet
#

kreygasm

spiral echo
#

I want lots of moni so I can run around and dick my way though raids

blazing inlet
#

same

spiral echo
#

Build meme guns and die just so I can know someone said “ew god wtf is this” when they take it

timber spindle
celest kiln
#

where be that 6 mini shotgun kit xD

tawdry turtle
#

anyone else noticed this seems to be possible now..?? probably accidental change

📎 waitaminute.png
stable frost
#

It was changed a few weeks back

serene yarrow
#

lmao gonna check that when i have the chance

ashen folio
#

Does anyone have some free time to teach me this game? Very new and confused

stable mirage
#

!sherpahub

west lanceBOT
stable mirage
#

@ashen folio

blazing inlet
#

oh god

#

dear lord

#

krum's here

#

good evening krum

tawdry turtle
ashen folio
#

Are servers down right now ?

blazing inlet
#

are they?

frozen sedge
#

On punisher pt 1 rn

serene quarry
#

what is the quickest you guys have ever been killed in a game of tarkov?

#

the fastest for me was like 20 seconds

frozen sedge
#

I spawned headshot 15sec

serene quarry
#

i foudn this in tkv memes chat

frozen sedge
#

Lmao

#

how

serene quarry
#

idk

frozen sedge
#

I like ur pfp

serene quarry
#

thx

#

i like yours

#

wait u an anime weeb too

frozen sedge
#

Yes

#

pog

#

Im on shippuden episode 20 or sum

#

😦

serene quarry
#

im on shippuden episode 320

#

pretty pog if you ask me

#

i watched all the spoilers though cryinglaughing

blazing inlet
#

anime moment

serene quarry
#

lmao

frozen sedge
serene quarry
#

nah

#

i watch it on youtube

blazing inlet
#

mfw tik tok

serene quarry
#

the random episodes in my recomended cryinglaughing

blazing inlet
#

🤢

serene quarry
#

why tiktok lmao

blazing inlet
#

tik tok 🤢

dapper oasis
blazing inlet
dapper oasis
serene quarry
#

bruh

#

that is amazing

#

holy shit

#

i saved

blazing inlet
#

ok

#

enjoy it

potent sun
#

WHO DELETED MY PIZZA

stable mirage
#

me

potent sun
#

youre a monster

stable mirage
#

this is no offtopic chat

muted marten
#

it was pizza

#

Kramster do you not like pizza

stable mirage
blazing inlet
#

Kramster does not like fun

#

Not based

stable mirage
#

CrystalLizardHype pretty based

muted marten
#

BASED

frozen sedge
#

Bro fuck this i search up on google punisher part 1 guide. SOmr guy tells me to go there there there there and i go there there and there and i get 1 scav kill and i get sniped

serene quarry
#

kramstar

#

i love that pfp

#

holy shit

#

its a chad mouse going into factory

spiral echo
#

Hamster man

serene quarry
#

/hamster

spiral echo
#

Mans got his pizza deleted

#

Then kramster pop catted him crybear

potent sun
#

do you guys like my pfp

muted marten
#

monkey

potent sun
#

yeah

blazing inlet
#

Lazy monkee

spiral echo
#

Yknow sloths literally fall out of trees and die cuz their metabolism is too slow

potent sun
#

i do that sometimes too

#

i like sloths

spiral echo
#

Mfers just doze off then wake up a juice wrld concert

ashen folio
#

how do you like the laziest animal on earth

potent sun
#

they’re chill

ashen folio
#

that dies from exhaustion

serene quarry
spiral echo
#

They literally do lmao, it’s the funniest shit

potent sun
#

i could probably just vibe out with a sloth

spiral echo
#

It’s sad that something that lazy somehow manages to exist but like

serene quarry
#

lol

muted marten
#

sloth is pretty cool

spiral echo
#

Fuck it bro, don’t ruin his vibe

blazing inlet
#

Sloths are vibe

#

Just let them vibe in peace

#

What could they do to harm you

potent sun
#

i went into a sloth enclosure once

#

and got to like touch one n shit

#

it was awesome

#

literally looked at me once, closed its eyes again and that was it

muted marten
#

based

serene quarry
blazing inlet
#

Based

serene quarry
#

i got new lazymonke emoji

#

becasue the other one bad

tired ravine
#

Look at me

#

God

#

That’s like

#

Pennies

potent sun
#

is rb-ao good

tired ravine
#

Level like... 3

#

Lmao

robust pewter
#

screw nuts in the alpha though

tired ravine
#

I WAS LEVEL 3

cyan scarab
#

Sooo... anyone know when the wipe is happening

nova glacier
#

Why the hell do you have a car in your alpha and the salewa in your backpack, why is there a screw nut in your alpha what the hell

tired ravine
#

This is my first ever loot photo

potent sun
#

IF I HAVE TO DO

#

ONE MORE TASK

#

"kill scavs on shoreline"

#

im going to go beserk

#

im so tired or snoreline

onyx cobalt
#

i just wanna know if there is a update today or not lmao the game told me there was

tired ravine
#

God damn, level 6 me was getting stacks

sturdy quarry
#

when was last wipe for this game? and when is next one if anyone knows? pl

#

pls*

potent sun
#

im going to kms

blissful bison
#

you know u can do shift windows and then s to take a screen shot

potent sun
#

i find a rb-ao key on a scav but i die from behind because shoreline sucks and now i cant sell it on the flea

tired ravine
potent sun
#

what

blissful bison
#

ooof

tired ravine
#

Baby salmon tried to mod guns too

#

Level 6-7 stats

#

Lmao

regal hazel
#

surprisingly high life span lol

tired ravine
#

I was terrified

#

Only survived 3 raids

#

Out of 26

#

Lol

regal hazel
#

yeah, thats some impressive numbers

tired ravine
#

Especially cuz this was my second FPS ever

#

Siege, then tarkov

#

Before that, I was a mobile gamer

#

And consoles every now and then

regal hazel
#

thou hast ascended

tired ravine
#

Lol

potent sun
#

i love how scavs can see through bushes

#

its awesome

#

fun game

tired ravine
#

Oof

potent sun
#

im so over tasks man

#

i swear to go

#

d

#

everything is on shoreline

#

why

#

shoreline is s boring

foggy raven
tired ravine
#

Oh shit, I found a stash video

#

This was right after the gift

#

So I’m rich

soft pier
#

He got that measuring tape

tired ravine
#

I do tho

soft pier
#

Fatloot

tired ravine
#

Lol

#

I have 10 rigs

#

Or

#

Had

#

I had 10 rigs

#

Purely for storage

#

And only 2 backpacks

spiral echo
#

Good

#

You barely need backpacks if you have rigs

#

Just go in raid with a decent rig find a scav

#

Boom ez backpack

tired ravine
#

Fair enough

#

I’m long past that now

#

I have like a million backpacks

#

Lmao

spiral echo
#

Smh I need packs

#

I always struggled when I was low level, now I can just use flea

serene quarry
#

want to know how to be a dick

#

after you kill someone

#

take everything

muted marten
#

I have loads of backpacks

#

but tbh I get gear fear most over backpacks lmao

tired ravine
muted marten
#

like I have 2 blackjacks and 5 raid bags

tired ravine
#

If it’s not worse than what I have

muted marten
#

and 6 attack 2s

tired ravine
#

It’s mine

muted marten
#

and I never take them

tired ravine
#

You have a face cover?

#

Insurance fraud

#

Exact same helmet?

#

Insurance fraud

#

Zeroed armor?

#

Backpack time

#

I’m not above makin money from my kills

spark cobalt
#

gear fear over backpacks hmmmmmm

muted marten
#

I like my collection

ashen folio
#

any guess as to when wipe is?

tired ravine
foggy raven
#

Thursday

tired ravine
#

Keep scrolling til you see the post

#

It’s up a ways

spark cobalt
#

i basically only wear attacks bj or raids lul

muted marten
#

I like attack and trizip

tired ravine
#

I use scavs

#

Trizip if I want to impress people

#

I’ve been thinking about swapping to trizips as my main

#

4 es lamps are cheap

cold comet
#

trizip is my main bag now

#

So I can fit 2 armours

#

Or an armour and a rig full of loot lol

#

Thinking about starting to use the attack2

torn kite
#

wait there's a wipe coming soon? went through announcements, didn't see anything about it

muted marten
#

tbh I dont think trizip is worth it

stable frost
stable frost
muted marten
#

we are 200 days into wipe

stable frost
#

Yeah, I'm just pointing out where a Tri-Zip is good to have

cold comet
#

40k is a decent price in my opinion lol

#

The 2 Mcable trade for the raid is awesome if I can get them for 35k

celest kiln
#

Damn it would be cool if we knew what BSG was doing ;-;

stable frost
tired ravine
stable frost
#

Blackjacks are also cool just because they have less of a sticking outline than the Raid

muted marten
#

with traiders its not much cheaper than attack 2

stable frost
#

Yeah, and I don't believe money is an issue anyways at that point

tired ravine
#

It’s like 30-40k

cold comet
#

@stable frost Yeah that's fair lol 50k isn't too bad considering the haul you'll get with it

muted marten
#

40k usually

tired ravine
#

ES lamps go for less than 10k

cold comet
#

Blackjack for bleach trade is also nice

stable frost
#

Raid backpacks are a good way to en-still fear

cold comet
#

Yeah those backpacks create a huge silhouette 😂

#

I feel like it's harder to get a headshot on someone who's wearing one too

torn kite
tired ravine
#

Scroll up a ways

#

It was posted

foggy raven
#

Yeah totally

tired ravine
#

Yep

torn kite
#

lmao getting rolled

tired ravine
#

Yeah

#

Literally nobody knows

#

Just wait till you see it in the announcements channel

#

They’ll post about it

#

Eventually

foggy raven
#

I wish people realized this

#

My message history is just Wipe Thursday because people are stupid

robust pewter
#

i swear you reserve players the most boring people in the world

#

first time on reserve and i kill 2 rats just hiding in rooms and 7 minutes left in the raid i get sniped by a player STILL on the mountain

tired ravine
#

Pog

robust pewter
#

dude probably wont even loot me, doesnt even have time. wtf is he still doing there

night atlas
#

sbih?

void ginkgo
#

sbih isnt on reserve lol

foggy raven
#

Shooter Born in Heaven

muted marten
#

sniping is fun

void ginkgo
#

sbih is only on woods, interchange, shoreline, and customs

muted marten
#

^

robust pewter
#

just saying my first reserve run was boring as fuck. nobody pvp's just camps and hide rooms

stable frost
void ginkgo
#

reserve is a very rattable map. ive encountered plenty of chads looking for pvp though, it can be a rat server, chad server, or a mix of both

tired ravine
robust pewter
muted marten
#

malding

wide narwhal
#

thats just first raid

tired ravine
#

Bruh

stable frost
merry briar
#

this is a dumb question but I am new, I got some sugar in a raid, but I can't use it for anything right now, should I just sell it to therapist? I just unlocked the flea market, is it worth going there to sell?

tired ravine
#

Just go to power

#

Where the raiders spawn

stable frost
tired ravine
#

Turn it on

wide narwhal
#

do 20 more and see what happens

tired ravine
#

And get ready

stable frost
#

D2 has some good PVP

robust pewter
#

or hear me out

stable frost
#

Just be very quiet

robust pewter
#

i play on a map that isnt full of undergeared rats

#

and have fun

wide narwhal
#

NO!... D2 IS NOT.. thats just camping and waiting

stable frost
robust pewter
dry shadow
#

hey guys when does prewipe start?

stable frost
stable frost
robust pewter
#

expect some loser to still be sitting on a mountain with 7 minutes left in the raid sniping

#

expect someone to be hiding in every room not making a sound

void ginkgo
#

reserve is much like shoreline in terms of pvp from my experience, sometimes there isnt any, but mostly theres a ton of pvp and most of them are juicers

stable frost
#

Get a good PVP run and you'll understand Reserve PVP

#

Because it is so closed minded to just say "Fuck Reserve" after 1 bad run

#

And you need to search for the PVP

robust pewter
#

it wasnt a "bad" run it was just a boring run

stable frost
#

So do more

void ginkgo
#

^

robust pewter
#

do i need to reiterate for the 5th time?

#

nobody did shit but hide, didnt hear a single shot till 10 minutes into the rat and that shot was the rat jumping me with a shotgun when i went into the basement of a building

stable frost
#

I mean the fact is that you don't know Reserve

robust pewter
#

i know enough to not want to play it anymore

stable frost
void ginkgo
#

1 run doesnt tell you shit lol

#

thats facts

#

my first labs run was shitty and was full of rats, does that make labs completely a rat map?

#

fuck no lol

stable frost
#

Labs has 0 pvp and it's all filled with rats, I only did 1 raid. ^

muted marten
#

we running this shit later

muted marten
robust pewter
#

ok well you two can go hide in rooms and shit and loot reserve for 30 minutes straight with no real pvp, i'll go play customs / factory for quick pvp thats actually enjoyable

stable frost
void ginkgo
#

man's complaining that reserve isnt like cod kekw

robust pewter
#

then again i havent touched CoD since the first black ops, idk if people still do that