eft-chat-2

[somber mortar]

wow you're past level 1 on a lot of weapons

a man of many talents :^)

[teal grail]

they're still technically level 1

just very close

[somber mortar]

yeah like 1.75

[teal grail]

my 153 is level 2 though

[somber mortar]

nice i also like the mp7

[teal grail]

thanks to setup

and my lowest

[somber mortar]

i have m4 at level 2, but everything else besides rsass is 0

damn u actually used every gun pog

[teal grail]

hardly used em

[somber mortar]

you fired bullets out of them, that's enough haha

[teal grail]

lol

I want to get my sa-58 mastery up

but landing lots of hits is hard

as they die quickly

[somber mortar]

that's a solid gun

[teal grail]

compared to 5.45 and 5.56, where they tank 20 bullets

i've used the TT more than I've used the val or mpx

yikes

[somber mortar]

yeah lmao when i was at 2700 points on rsass i was intentionally legging people lmao

THE TT OMEGALUL

[teal grail]

104 points on the TT

[somber mortar]

fucking madman

[teal grail]

98 and 92 on val and mpx

[somber mortar]

got 0 points on val or vss this vipe.

[teal grail]

yeah, sa mastery is at 1/5th of the way there

[tired ravine]

Lmao

[teal grail]

wait

I can use ak-103

to level up all my ak mastery

and use 7.62 instead of shitty 5.45

[somber mortar]

oh yeah duh lmao. they all share xp

[teal grail]

although, legging scavs with 7n39 might be quickest

or using ak-101 with warmage and shooting em in the chest

[somber mortar]

oh yeah. shitty ammo on good armor would be great

[teal grail]

except scavs mightn't have armour on

[somber mortar]

go for raiders or boss gaurds or something. farm their armor points til it gets too dangerous

or just leg normal bois lol

[teal grail]

why is ak-102 so expensive

[somber mortar]

idk lol

[teal grail]

I guess it doesn't spawn in raid that much

[somber mortar]

everyone playing cyberpunk low supply i guess

[teal grail]

its 47k on flea and 55 from mechanic

wait

thats a steal for 90k right

[somber mortar]

yea

pk 06 is like 60k atm

always sold out

[teal grail]

the gun itself is 30k

stock is 20k from traders

[robust pewter]

thats a reshala bodyguard gun

[teal grail]

its a kiba spawn too

[robust pewter]

gotten loads of them. not sure why they are selling it like that though

[teal grail]

yeah, no clue

[somber mortar]

rich boy lazy i guess

[robust pewter]

even a rich boy isnt going to pass on an additional 200k roubles

[somber mortar]

probably accident

[robust pewter]

from stripping it and selling parts

[teal grail]

tbh

i'd only take the pk-06 off and sell the gun to traders

selling modded guns on the flea is too slow for my liking

[robust pewter]

the muzzle brake, grip, buttstock and pk-06 are worth a lot on that gun

[prime yacht]

taking glukhars m1a to labs

lol

[robust pewter]

oh wait nvm thats the 5.56 pws muzzle brake, so not as much

[teal grail]

rate the ak

[robust pewter]

looks like an ak pretending to be a vss

[ashen folio]

How much should I see a gl40 for?

[teal grail]

keep it

a few upgrades later

Scorpius grip is better than rk-3

[robust pewter]

preferred the old one

[teal grail]

its lighter

and cheaper

we need more aeronox parts in the game

[robust pewter]

also i read somewhere that the shattered mask is apparently good for it's high ricochet chance and low cost and that thing hasn't ricochet a single shot from a scav or a player for me and i feel cheated

[ashen folio]

Because ricochet is a chance

[robust pewter]

a supposedly "high" chance

[ashen folio]

Super slim chance

[robust pewter]

how high is high?

[ashen folio]

Like 2%?

[robust pewter]

how low is low then :/

[teal grail]

nah

[ashen folio]

Higher than 0.4%

Or whatever

[teal grail]

its closer to 5% I reckon

[ashen folio]

Ah okay

[teal grail]

thats just from experiences

not sure about the actual numbers

its bounced a lot of shots for me

[stiff matrix]

Honestly, from what I've experienced, it does about 30% chance tbh

[ashen folio]

It’s all chance again

So like

YMMV

[robust pewter]

ive never survived a single headshot wearing it so

[ashen folio]

Don’t buy it expecting to eat face shots

[robust pewter]

idk but this "high" chance is 0% apparently

[ashen folio]

Just buy it if you feel like throwing money

[stiff matrix]

Just a gussitimate on how many boolets have actually ricocheted compared to being dropped

[robust pewter]

oh i dont, but i expected luck to be on my side eventually

[ashen folio]

Nah

You never trust luck

[sinful axle]

hey im new to woods, im sitting here at extract south, but the car isnt here?

[stiff matrix]

Oh it wont protect for shit lol, it just gives that SLIGHT chance that you might not get a boolet in the mouf

[ashen folio]

Honestly prefer running no helmet

Cause no crack sound when you die

[robust pewter]

i never run helmets i just read that the shattered is decent

[ashen folio]

@sinful axle car not guaranteed

And someone mighta taken it

Shattered is decent if it works

[sinful axle]

so if its not here will it come?

[ashen folio]

Can protect from shit ammo too

Nah

[somber mortar]

@teal grail hey btw, here's what all the level 3 master ADS reloads look like if you're interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRTTct4Qeg8&ab_channel=PCGamingVideos

[teal grail]

thanks

[prime yacht]

glukhar cosplay on labs

[somber mortar]

nice. actually looks pretty close

[robust pewter]

do that on reserve tho

[teal grail]

damn

he fucking breaks his wrists

[prime yacht]

using everyhting i got from him lol

[teal grail]

on the 5-7 drop mag reload

[somber mortar]

yeah lol he's a very flexible boi

[teal grail]

you need the paca vest underneath @prime yacht

[ashen folio]

Flexible but can’t even turn his head 90 degrees

To look to the side

[prime yacht]

if only

[ashen folio]

Rigged PNC

[prime yacht]

you should be able to stack paca and armoured rig

[teal grail]

yes

and slick because its the same size

[prime yacht]

that aswell

[ashen folio]

They plan to

Pretty sure

[teal grail]

slick + tactec

[ashen folio]

Or was that before

[prime yacht]

when slick+tac tec?!?!

[teal grail]

when plate customization comes out

I hope we can put class 6 plates in the zhuk-3 armour

and class 3 in the zhuk-6a

imagine seeing someone running around in the press armour, you shoot them 5 times in the chest and they don't die

[serene yarrow]

armour customisation sounds rad

you could put a small flashlight on your torso maybe aswell

[teal grail]

yeah, and it'll make the gen4 carriers actually useful

[late steppe]

I like that idea

[teal grail]

rather than having one shared durability, its gonna be different plates

and I think they said its coming in 13.0 or maybe even 12.9

[serene yarrow]

you could wear the gas analyser on your armour aswell, for when intoxication and radiation is implemented

[teal grail]

although if it did come in 12.9, it wouldn't be the full system

[serene yarrow]

then press a button and your pmc looks down on the gasan

[teal grail]

I can't remember what exactly it was

but yeah, being able to add and use stuff on your body would be pretty cool

[serene yarrow]

imagine being in a raid, extremely focused, just fought a small war to check your rads and you find out you are almost emiting light

[teal grail]

radiation will be an interesting mechanic

imagine them placing a radiation barrel/emitter in a big camping spot

[serene yarrow]

could make it so you need special equipment, so the strongest armor would be useless in specific areas

as you need a radsuit or something

[teal grail]

full metal or radsuit yes

[serene yarrow]

you can get me out of the zone, but you can never get the zone out of me hah

[prime yacht]

LMAO

[teal grail]

if they ever finish all the planned features, this game will be great

[prime yacht]

WE RAN INTO AT LEAST A 5 MAN

[teal grail]

imagine 5 manning on labs

[prime yacht]

3 in blue two outside

[teal grail]

couldn't imagine

[prime yacht]

all raid bags

[teal grail]

theres not even enough loot on labs for 5 raid bags wtf

6 man on woods however is pretty ebic

[prime yacht]

m62?

[teal grail]

@prime yacht ricochet

i think

[tired ravine]

Yes

[teal grail]

so close

[somber mortar]

what if everyone on the server agreed to a truce, and you had a 12 man assault on shturman

[teal grail]

only 4k off of each other

@somber mortar I think lvndmark was doing something like that, but using scav knives instead of guns

[somber mortar]

lol that's awesome

[teal grail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/MildCredulousFlyPeteZarollTie

[somber mortar]

lmao holy shit

its chaos

[teal grail]

yes lmfao

[serene yarrow]

i mean you could make money with next to no risk, granted the rewards would be less, as you'll have to share the loot the scavs bring and what you find but i doubt a 12 man squad is going to have problems with scavs anytime soon

[somber mortar]

true. i see why they did it with melee only that shit is hilarious

[teal grail]

splitting woods loot 12 ways

you'd make like 50k each

[somber mortar]

on a good day

[serene yarrow]

interchange maybe?

[teal grail]

you'd make more

just very time consuming

[serene yarrow]

could do it on labs, youll probably end up with quite a bit but youll have to pay off the accesscard aswell

[somber mortar]

that's not too hard with lots of 1 slot items costing 100k+

[teal grail]

yeah, 1.5 mil to pay off all the cards

2 black cards

[somber mortar]

raid starting gtg

[teal grail]

wait, black is 1.3 mil rn wtf

[serene yarrow]

thats true, for most cards you need only one anyway, so one person just gets escorted around labs to open all the doors until you looted everything

[prime yacht]

yea for like the past month

it was 1.5 a week ago

[teal grail]

damn

I haven't been looking at keycard prices recently

but this is nice

I like looking at this

[ashen folio]

thats pretty funny

jesses cool

hes always so happy

[rancid jewel]

Lvndmarks chat is terrible

[ashen folio]

7k is nice

[rancid jewel]

But he seems like a cool guy

[ashen folio]

yep

[teal grail]

yeah his chat is kinda dogshit

[rancid jewel]

Landmarks like a normal dude but his chat is full of like 13 year old hyper online edgelords

[ashen folio]

elite strength is pretty broken

[rancid jewel]

Elite anything is pretty broke

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio how many raids for you to max strength?

yep

[rancid jewel]

Ur guy literally just flies into the air

[ashen folio]

doesnt elite search make it so you can search 2 things at a time?

[rancid jewel]

Yeah

[ashen folio]

dang

[rancid jewel]

And double as fast

Elite vitality stops your bleeds after like 5 seconds automatically

And you have -60% chance of getting one

[teal grail]

I could farm killa with AK

[ashen folio]

jesus

[teal grail]

may be interesting

skill gang

[rancid jewel]

Elite mag drills instantly shows you exactly how much is in your mag as soon as it’s in your inventory

[ashen folio]

i wouldnt recommend that

[teal grail]

103 with BP rounds

should be 2 tap to the back of the head

I've killed killa with pistols before

sr1-mp and 5-7

[ashen folio]

yeah

[teal grail]

man, my mag drills is only level 6

they level so slowly

[prime yacht]

ive restarted 4 times now

cause i keep getting the cant shoot bug where guns just flash

[teal grail]

rip

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio 23 to 51 in 5 days

[ashen folio]

sick

[prime yacht]

oh yea

the raid i killed glukhar

my friend got a 13 second one

to a gaurd lol

[ashen folio]

lol

[robust pewter]

like this discord?

[rancid jewel]

Yes

[prime yacht]

That SA hurts me

On many levels

[ashen folio]

man

some fucking guy camping in adik got me

[prime yacht]

Interchange moment

[ashen folio]

yep

had a hunter too

[prime yacht]

lol

I died to a hunter today

I killed a meta sa tac tec man

Then got tapped with m61 lol

I ks23'd the man

So ig I deserved it

[ashen folio]

yep

worst thing about it is i had to fraud one my strength docs

[teal grail]

@ashen folio what the fuck is that SA

you already have all the meta parts, just put a dust cover and regular sight on it

[ashen folio]

budget sa

nah

its like 20k more

[prime yacht]

me when dildo grip

🤮

[ashen folio]

i aint paying for that

[teal grail]

dust cover is like 5k roubles

[prime yacht]

^

[ashen folio]

*17k

[prime yacht]

And makes it not lol like ass

[teal grail]

12k

you need that +4 ergo if you're using the dildo

[ashen folio]

oops 12k

[prime yacht]

I still need dorms kills

lol

[ashen folio]

that build already has like 60 ergo or smthin

[prime yacht]

It's so dead

[teal grail]

@prime yacht why do I remember you saying 'literally the only thing I need for kappa is glukhar'

[prime yacht]

I always get fat AF pvp outside dorms

[teal grail]

earlier today

[prime yacht]

Only hard quest

[teal grail]

but you're too noob for dorms pvp

[prime yacht]

it's what I mean

I haven't seen anyone

In like

5 runs there now

[teal grail]

Go outside then

Meet people

[prime yacht]

Yeah

And kill them

Outside dorms

[teal grail]

I mean irl

[prime yacht]

I killed a average of 3 people

Outside dorms

[teal grail]

And it counts for a wide area

You don't have to be inside the building

[prime yacht]

Yea

But train tracks don't count

And neither does construction

[raven venture]

Should I just sell moonshine

[ashen folio]

so i just checked the stats tbh i dont feel like spending another 34k for like 11 recoil and 5 ergo

[raven venture]

or use it for scav case

[teal grail]

Sell it tbh

[ashen folio]

do whatever probs not gonna profit off it

[prime yacht]

Sell it

[teal grail]

I just run moonshine 24/7

[prime yacht]

Never profit on shine

[teal grail]

And never make profit

[prime yacht]

Do 7k

[teal grail]

But I still run it

[prime yacht]

Get this

[teal grail]

Don't do 7k

You'll always make profit

But the profit is small

[teal grail]

85k makes more profit

[prime yacht]

Average 7k case

[teal grail]

85k makes you more money

7k just profits

[prime yacht]

85k you lose on more then moonshine lol

[teal grail]

Nah

[ashen folio]

85k is more of a gamble

[teal grail]

85k compared to 300

[ashen folio]

9/10 times 7k is good

[prime yacht]

I forgot how much of a potato aqua is

Lol

[teal grail]

Yeah, but most of the time you make so little profit it wasn't even worth your time

[robust pewter]

ive only every profited off my moonshine once and it was by roughly 50k

[prime yacht]

Only 3 more ofz now

[robust pewter]

i never get anything good but idc about gambling with fake money so i keep doing it

[prime yacht]

Gotten 6 from 7k

[raven venture]

with how much sugar and purified water cost, feels like if i just sell the ingredients i will make more :\

[teal grail]

Next he's going to say he can stop whenever

[ashen folio]

passive income its literally going on in the background its worth it

[prime yacht]

It's better to sell after craft

[teal grail]

@ashen folio 85k makes more passive income

[prime yacht]

Cause u lose 50k by selling sugars

[ashen folio]

doubt rarely profit

[teal grail]

Wdym

I almost always profit from 85k

And the profit makes more than 7k in the same amount of time

[ashen folio]

got good luck 🤷‍♂️

[teal grail]

Try running 2-3

[raven venture]

2 sugars are like 190k atm

[ashen folio]

usually profit a lot from 85k

it doesnt matter which you choose

[raven venture]

and water is 150

[ashen folio]

just that you can get to it in time when it finishes

[raven venture]

and moonshine sells for 300k

[ashen folio]

so if ur a menu andy, 7k is good

if ur raider man, 85k is good

[teal grail]

i ran 10 straight intels and made profit once

and got 2 yellow cards

[ashen folio]

imagine worrying about profits tho

[prime yacht]

Just do the barter

[ashen folio]

unless u have less than 1m

[prime yacht]

Intel is like

80k

[teal grail]

it was all non fir intel

[prime yacht]

I have 4 mil lol

[teal grail]

so it was all technically profit

but didn't make more than 160k on any of them

[prime yacht]

Waiting for someone to buy my wcase

[ashen folio]

not profit cause u wasted time

[teal grail]

they were over the night

[ashen folio]

ah ye

[teal grail]

so technically not 10 in a row

no thats too expensive @prime yacht

barter trade is like 1.5mil

[prime yacht]

what

[teal grail]

6.7 mil for a weapons case

[prime yacht]

Yea

I undercut someone by 400k

[teal grail]

have you looked at flea?

[prime yacht]

I'm sure some level 11 will buy it

No

I listed it then got off

Lol

[teal grail]

lol

[prime yacht]

bruh

[wicked moth]

are any of these rare?

[teal grail]

cheapest is 6.2 mil

[prime yacht]

Book is 37k

[teal grail]

@wicked moth not rare, but the book and key can be sold to therapist

[raven venture]

weapon cases are way too expensive :\

[prime yacht]

Diary is like

[ashen folio]

book and diary are good

[teal grail]

and the diario can be sold to peacekeeper or fence

[prime yacht]

300 usd iirc

[teal grail]

@raven venture barter trade is cheap as shit

[raven venture]

bitcoin price is like 2.5mill and trade in is only 1.5mill or less

exactly

[wicked moth]

k ty

[prime yacht]

yes

I'm hoping some dumby will buy it

[teal grail]

if you pick up the stuff in raid

its so cheap

[raven venture]

why do people think anyone will pay 6mill for it

[prime yacht]

Idk

People do

[teal grail]

I'm just too lazy to pick stuff up

and they do sell lol

[raven venture]

for people who cant unlock traders rep will be newbies right? they wouldnt have 6mill

[teal grail]

I sold my regular weapons case for 7.5mil

[raven venture]

do they? really? lol

but even if u buy stuff from flea

[teal grail]

its not even hard to find most of the stuff for the barter in raid

and you can craft wires if lazy

[ashen folio]

some guy saw me passed by me in whole on interchange then i heard im die to a shotgun scav then i stole his m4 and died to some geared guy

m4 had half mag 😔

[teal grail]

What.

some guy saw me passed by me in whole on interchange then i heard im die to a shotgun scav then i stole his m4

[ashen folio]

yes

that is what happened

[teal grail]

can you repeat that but in english

[raven venture]

heard him?

[ashen folio]

?

some guy saw me passed by me in whole on interchange then i heard im die to a shotgun scav then i stole his m4

english

[raven venture]

how do you not sell ur typos in that sentence bryan lol

[ashen folio]

typos give character

[teal grail]

nice one jin

[raven venture]

😉

[teal grail]

some guy saw you but still passed by you in hole on interchange? then you heard him die to a shotgun scav then you stole his m4?

[raven venture]

i think he heard HIM die to a shotgunscav

[prime yacht]

Should I finish this test

[ashen folio]

yes

him

[raven venture]

thats how i understand

[prime yacht]

Or bank on waking up before I run out of time

[teal grail]

makes more sense now

[ashen folio]

yes

it does

[teal grail]

but why did he pass by you if he saw you

[ashen folio]

mercy

he had a m4dar tho

not an actual m4

[prime yacht]

lol

[raven venture]

God damn shotgun scavs are OP.

[ashen folio]

anyone else finding a lot of chads on interchange recently?

[ashen folio]

yes

[prime yacht]

No

Only hatchet runners

[ashen folio]

unlucky

[prime yacht]

And level 2 with mbss of shotty shells

[ashen folio]

had some good pvp on interchange today

[prime yacht]

I always just get tapped or smth

[ashen folio]

got his priorities straight

[prime yacht]

yup

He had a mossberg

Chad

[ashen folio]

chad

[prime yacht]

I wanna go to bed

[ashen folio]

go then

nerd

[prime yacht]

But I gotta do this thing

Test thing

[ashen folio]

then do it

nerd

[prime yacht]

Noooooooo

Aaaaaaaa

School sucks

[ashen folio]

yes

[prime yacht]

I have gangster grip mp7

Pog

[ashen folio]

i just realized why use 2 60rnd for a m4 when you can bring one 100rnd and one 30rnd

[prime yacht]

I got it off a dude who died in the elevator with the shitty muzzle and bad stock on a sa

With a pk and canted RK1 lol

It had like

150 recoil

[ashen folio]

lol

killed a guy with meta sa had the short barrel and the short casv grip had 120 recoil

[prime yacht]

lol

I don't even know what I have left to do

I guess I'll run night shoreline tomorrow

Lots of ez pistolling kills

[ashen folio]

MWAHAHAHAAH

[chilly compass]

Why the fuck do they complain so much in #eft-chat

[ashen folio]

eft chat 2 is cooler

[foggy raven]

less bitching here

[chilly compass]

Is this where the non complaining bitches go?

[prime yacht]

did u just do taht

[ashen folio]

yessir

he tried healing lmfao

[chilly compass]

Like damn, stop playing if you're gonna shit your pants over a game

[foggy raven]

[prime yacht]

haha

[ashen folio]

keeping that one forrever

[prime yacht]

nice

he have anything good

[ashen folio]

had cringe ammo and some nades full armor tho which is pogs

[chilly compass]

Everyone in #eft-chat just won't stfu about how bad the game is, but they keep playing it,

yikes

[foggy raven]

keycard?

[ashen folio]

no yotota

[foggy raven]

fair trade off

[ashen folio]

yes

if i got a red card i wouldve shit myself

[late steppe]

LMFAO

[ashen folio]

Just trying to escape poverty and ig killa wanted to cooperate cuz he didn’t shoot

Mistake on his part

alr i cant play anymore tarkov today ive peaked

[raven venture]

I can tell from your typing

[ashen folio]

mhm

at least you didnt peek

?

[blazing inlet]

I’m fucked

Wasn’t that kip

[ashen folio]

killas easier too melee then i thought he would be

@blazing inlet yessirrr

he a cool man

learn a bunch from him

[meager sentinel]

Why the fuck did nikita make strength so fucking hard to get why the fuck did he not just patch the glitches for that

[raven venture]

so you have to actually play to level things 😛 and cant just cheese it with heavy bags?

[ashen folio]

@meager sentinel he did patch the glitches. strength is still easy to famr

[late umbra]

^

buy shotgun shells and run around with them in your bag on shoreline

[ashen folio]

just buy tank batt

[blazing inlet]

But container not big enough

[ashen folio]

get epsilon

[raven venture]

do gen4 armors sell?

max dura ones

[normal wyvern]

Yes

[blazing inlet]

I just read all the chats I missed in #eft-chat-2

Didn’t take that long surprisingly

#eft-chat is a shitter chat

[normal wyvern]

Joe

[ashen folio]

@raven venture if u can wear it ye

dont think its good value per slot if u wanna put it in ur bp

[sudden raven]

im doing something thats gonna make everyone hate me

im camping factory exit

[ashen folio]

good job

[teal grail]

Game is broing for me. No challenge. Scav low. Pmc low skiller. shitter. Game boring af. no challenge. sorry. If you dont see it the same way. you a low skiller sucker

[raven venture]

the real challenge is convincing ur friends to play death simulator

until it becomes death less often simulator

[teal grail]

wtf killa armour is so expensive rn

310k

and my full one for 350k actually sold

[ashen folio]

killa armors always 300k plus

[teal grail]

nope

most of the time you can snag a full one for 250k or a damaged one for 200k

[ashen folio]

a damaged one for sure under 300k but i havent seen a full one less then 300k this wipe

[teal grail]

this wipe

they were selling full ones for under 300k less than a month ago

[past chasm]

Anyone know what faceshield this guy was wearing? Surely I 0'd it with these 4 hits...

[teal grail]

@past chasm this one, and nope, 9x18 does jack shit to armour

[past chasm]

This was .45 acp ap :/

[teal grail]

oh, thought it was a makarov

then rip, you must've hit the top of his helmet

[past chasm]

yea. must have hit the shoulder once as well. ah well

[glossy mural]

well, you almost had him

[past chasm]

Yea I slowed it down. Wiffed his face anyways

[simple jungle]

no one join @dry sigil in lfg

[calm portal]

@simple jungle can't you get person banned for killing teammates in lfg? Report him to mods lmao

[wicked moth]

what a beta, @dry sigil you’re a wanker

[simple jungle]

@calm portal yea i just did

hope he gets banned

[calm portal]

Nice

[spark cobalt]

cringe

tking

[willow jasper]

pogchamp

[blazing inlet]

Tking weirdchamp

Damn I thought the multi hit fs was class 4

Since when was it 3

[spark cobalt]

always

[potent karma]

is there a stim that gives pain?

[blazing inlet]

Mule stims drain health

I think

Or u talking bout the pain debuff?

I think you can only break limbs

Just pop a pk then break your legs

Tarkov is the only thing where telling someone to take a painkiller then break their legs doesn’t sound weird

[teal grail]

@potent karma cocktail causes pain

[echo steppe]

Wipe when?

[viscid helm]

Thursday

[echo steppe]

OK thanks

[blazing inlet]

Wipe was yesterday

What u on?

[echo steppe]

You think I'm idiot? It isn't yesterday

[blazing inlet]

Yeah you’re right

It was last week

[echo steppe]

No

[blazing inlet]

Then stop asking for wipe

[echo steppe]

Why?

[blazing inlet]

Nobody knows when wipe

[potent karma]

Because literally no one knows wipe

[blazing inlet]

^^

[echo steppe]

I thought this was Tarkov Company chat

Sorry

[blazing inlet]

Bruh

[potent karma]

The Devs aren't going to tell anyone

They want people to keep playing

[blazing inlet]

You think you’re cool enough to talk in a dev chat

What are you brainded?

[echo steppe]

Why you insult me

[potent karma]

ayay now

[echo steppe]

I just ask question

It's not good to be toxic

[viscid helm]

[blazing inlet]

Who said I’m toxic

[echo steppe]

You call me curse word

It is toxic

I just ask one question

Pls report this man for toxic

[spark cobalt]

then stop asking a dumb question

if you dont want to get completely shit on

[potent karma]

^

[spark cobalt]

i wonder what goes through a person's mind when they go into a random chat and ask "whens wipe"

[potent karma]

thinking it's an official dev chat

[spark cobalt]

and that as well

like what

[potent karma]

[ashen folio]

paydayyyyy

[spark cobalt]

well it feels good to finally make money again

[ashen folio]

cancerman is on the case

[spark cobalt]

either it was me not making money, or it was just me spending too much money on m61 and m995

[potent karma]

Ever have the issue you kill to many people LOL

[spark cobalt]

had that problem a week ago

[muted marten]

what a problem to have

[spark cobalt]

now i have a problem with kids having armor rigs and i dont wanna sell em

[potent karma]

When you go though 12 mags yes it is you are correct

[spark cobalt]

12 mags

[muted marten]

12 mags

[spark cobalt]

what the fuck are you using

[potent karma]

Enough to take killa everyone in lobby scavs

[muted marten]

wait reword that

I didnt get it

[spark cobalt]

i had a stroke reading that

xd

[potent karma]

killa, lobby, scavs

[muted marten]

oh

[spark cobalt]

yeah

[muted marten]

I mean

[spark cobalt]

but what gun are you using tho

[muted marten]

interchange

also yeah wtf

[potent karma]

And of course the 5-8 bullet i accidentally shoot when a rat scares the shit out of me LMAO

[spark cobalt]

12 10 rnders in a sr-25 or 12 drums for a 74n

[muted marten]

what gun man

you teasing me

[potent karma]

30 round HK

[muted marten]

dont use 30 rounders

PMAG barter is cheap

[potent karma]

or m4

[spark cobalt]

i hate using 30s in HK

[muted marten]

yeah

[spark cobalt]

literally fucking runs out instantly hipfiring around corners

[west hornet]

Yeah, use 100 rounders

[potent karma]

no

get a life

[muted marten]

meta hk is so dumb

[spark cobalt]

[muted marten]

used one for the first time in a while yesterday and jesus

its nuts

[potent karma]

It doesn't move

[muted marten]

no recoil

yeah its crazy

[dusty shard]

Dude 30 rounder's are the bomb diggity wtf

[potent karma]

^

[spark cobalt]

i mean

[echo steppe]

Is Nikita in chat?

[spark cobalt]

if youre using 55a1

[muted marten]

I killed a killa set guy with meta hk and then used it and it was so fun

[spark cobalt]

its even worse

[muted marten]

just sprinting around

[echo steppe]

I want to ask when is wipe please

[dusty shard]

Bro how tf u not killin a dude before 30

[muted marten]

lasering people

[spark cobalt]

yes

killing one dude before 30

[muted marten]

this isnt a dev chat bro

[west hornet]

Bad aim lmao

[spark cobalt]

how about 2

3

or 4

[dusty shard]

LOL true Exodus

[muted marten]

my aim sucks

[echo steppe]

Where is it then?

[muted marten]

so 60 rounders

[muted marten]

nowhere

[teal grail]

"tarkov company chat"

[muted marten]

there isnt one

[teal grail]

lmfao

[spark cobalt]

i keep fighting groups on labs

[dusty shard]

Bro idk, I can fuck with 30's all day

[echo steppe]

I want ask question to dev please

[spark cobalt]

have to run drums

[muted marten]

does knaye look like a member of BSG

[spark cobalt]

clearly

[echo steppe]

Sorry for bad English is not first language

[west hornet]

Yes

[dusty shard]

Bro

Hear me out guys

[muted marten]

yeah its fine man

[dusty shard]

new meta

[potent karma]

See how my names pink?

[muted marten]

this aint dev chat tho

[dusty shard]

20 rounder mags for HK

[teal grail]

it means he wasted money

[potent karma]

@echo steppe

[teal grail]

on this discord server

[muted marten]

fr

[echo steppe]

OK thank yoy

[spark cobalt]

colored names are weirdos

[west hornet]

Yoooo 10 rounder mag for HK

[muted marten]

have a good day man

[potent karma]

It wipes next week okay?

[dusty shard]

TRUUUEEEE 10 ROUNDERS

[potent karma]

Friday at 12 am

[echo steppe]

Are you dev?

[teal grail]

@echo steppe nobody knows when wipe is, don't listen to anybody

[muted marten]

also been using supressed akm recently

it slaps

I had mine for 5 labs raids

[west hornet]

Ha

[muted marten]

died with it once

[echo steppe]

Jaxon trying to trick me but I don't believe you

[west hornet]

I'm level 9 and chatting here instead of unlocking the flea and naking one milion in profits

[potent karma]

You know what I'm trying to do?? I'm trying to make you satisfied so you would shut the fuck up

[west hornet]

big brain plays

[dusty shard]

THIS Gun fucking slaps dude ive been terrorizing customs with it

[spark cobalt]

what time is it over tehre @muted marten

[muted marten]

11am

[teal grail]

like 11am

[dusty shard]

6am gang

[spark cobalt]

what the fuck

[potent karma]

You know what I'm trying to do?? I'm trying to make you satisfied so you would shut the fuck up @echo steppe

[teal grail]

switch discovers timezones

[muted marten]

no school for 3 weeks so ez

[teal grail]

circa 2020

[west hornet]

12 am gang

[spark cobalt]

im on france and its completely dead

[muted marten]

its midday in france rn

[echo steppe]

Thank you you are very kind

[dusty shard]

Yo Canada gang

[spark cobalt]

i know timezones im too lazy to look it up

its better asking knaye who is in EU

[west hornet]

2006 Grosso

[spark cobalt]

🙂

[teal grail]

caveman expresses delight at the fact it is a different time in neanderthal land

[muted marten]

yo wtf its 11 am

[teal grail]

aka england

[calm portal]

Knaye looks like black person

[muted marten]

what

[dusty shard]

LOL

[muted marten]

yes kanye is black how you figure that out

[dusty shard]

Bro proman where did that come from

[teal grail]

i mean proman has probably never seen anything apart from white

[calm portal]

I figured this out because he had n-word pass

[dusty shard]

Actually out of nowhere

[muted marten]

PRoman is ukranian

[dusty shard]

Bruh

[teal grail]

see

[muted marten]

he has only seen white

[teal grail]

my point exactly

[calm portal]

No joke, I actually saw 1 black man in Ukraine

but only one

lmao

[teal grail]

lmfao

[muted marten]

wait what

[west hornet]

Knaye you lost 2006 soccer tournament

[muted marten]

you are the same age as me

[west hornet]

Agaisnt italy

[muted marten]

fuck you

it was ours

sorry that sounded harsh lmao

[calm portal]

No it was mine

[teal grail]

i killed a guy who had this

[west hornet]

LMAK

[muted marten]

dw I hate soccer

[calm portal]

Guy was based

[west hornet]

Same

[dusty shard]

Damn dude that 101 is dope

[muted marten]

^

[teal grail]

its a stock kiba 101 with a flir on it

[west hornet]

But Italy hates french people

[dusty shard]

Ik lol

[muted marten]

britain has such shit sports

football sucks

[west hornet]

Who the fuck uses a flir

[muted marten]

Flir aint that bad

reaps just better

[dusty shard]

So hear me out
I been snipping

[muted marten]

but still not awful

bro you go snipping

[teal grail]

flir is good for sniping

[blazing inlet]

Chicken nuggets are pog

[muted marten]

flir is good for snipping yeah

[dusty shard]

Hell yeah bro

[west hornet]

All my homies hate flir

my homies use iron sights

[muted marten]

MB*S

[dusty shard]

Bro

Imagine

[teal grail]

I've drunk like 5L of water in the past hour because I've been bored

and just watching youtube

[muted marten]

AU moment

[dusty shard]

Stay hydrated

[teal grail]

cbf doing any raids

[west hornet]

Flir with 10 rounder HK

[dusty shard]

TRUE

TRUE

TRUE

[muted marten]

TRUE

[teal grail]

I have like 6 full gearsets but im too lazy to raid

[muted marten]

momento

[dusty shard]

Tbh

I have like

[blazing inlet]

TRUE

[west hornet]

[blazing inlet]

Dang I missed it

[muted marten]

I have fuck loads of gear sets

[dusty shard]

6 rubles rn its cool

[west hornet]

I have 7 rubles

[muted marten]

not tarkov time yet tho

11 am to early

[blazing inlet]

I have like 4 good guns rn. No gear

[dusty shard]

Damn gotta fucking one up me exodus kk

[muted marten]

Ive been awake for like ~an hour

[west hornet]

Never too early

[teal grail]

poggers

[blazing inlet]

Pog

Based

[spark cobalt]

3 folders

[west hornet]

QUESTION

[dusty shard]

Bro i have listened to kanye west- Power at least 10 times tn hot damn

[muted marten]

tf happened

[muted marten]

what a song

[dusty shard]

Its good

[west hornet]

How can I make my game load faster

[dusty shard]

SSD

[blazing inlet]

Damn

[muted marten]

Kanye goat

[blazing inlet]

Ssd

[teal grail]

http://ragfair.escapefromtarkov.com/

[dusty shard]

Oh yeah you like Kanye?

[west hornet]

Kanye - Stronger

[blazing inlet]

Ssd is pog

[ashen folio]

[dusty shard]

Name who was in Paris

[muted marten]

look at my name @dusty shard

lmao no

[west hornet]

Nah

[dusty shard]

LOOOL

[ashen folio]

LMFAOOO

[muted marten]

shame kanye kinda fell off

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/black-hose-water-splash-gif-14029829

[dusty shard]

Wtf is this

[blazing inlet]

Ok

[ashen folio]

shit

[muted marten]

lmao I just saw gawk gawk

[blazing inlet]

Man got automoded

[dusty shard]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-cringe-post-bro-you-just-posted-cringe-gif-15887848

[ashen folio]

this is the thing

[muted marten]

banned in 3

2

[ashen folio]

BROOOOO

[muted marten]

1

[blazing inlet]

Ban

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-bye-gif-10267883

[dusty shard]

loooooooooool

[blazing inlet]

Tf he posted cringe

[muted marten]

this guy is based

[teal grail]

noo, all my favourited gifs are gone

[muted marten]

uhhhhhh

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/please-be-nice-server-staff-server-mods-discord-staff-discord-mods-gif-17497073

[muted marten]

is he banned yet

[dusty shard]

Ok so

[muted marten]

how

[blazing inlet]

Not based

[muted marten]

how tf you still here

[dusty shard]

https://tenor.com/view/get-the-fuck-out-gtfo-get-out-go-away-gif-8055436

[blazing inlet]

The nice mod is watching

[teal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-out-calm-down-relax-will-ferrell-gif-7462194

[blazing inlet]

He has one life left

[muted marten]

Bananers is that you

[teal grail]

if it was krum, he'd be gone after the first one

[dusty shard]

@ashen folio

[blazing inlet]

If it were kram, he’d be gone the second he showed up

[teal grail]

kram is krum

[blazing inlet]

Ik

[muted marten]

I think cat is dead

[blazing inlet]

Not muted yet

Odd

[ashen folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719170891451465749/735811127803641926/Please.gif

[potent karma]

[teal grail]

because all mods are full steam ahead in #eft-chat

because servers crashed

everybody is complaining

[muted marten]

fair

[dusty shard]

Servers crashed?

[teal grail]

yes

[muted marten]

typical

[blazing inlet]

Imagine playing Tarkov

[spark cobalt]

completely dead fucking france labs lobby

🛌

[teal grail]

that was the error most people got

[muted marten]

I had a dead EU yesterday

[dusty shard]

Tbh

[muted marten]

idk what happened

[dusty shard]

I have had tarkov launched and just sitting in stash for so long now

[blazing inlet]

Server crashing isn’t even surprising

[muted marten]

then went on america and jesus it heated up

that was killa larper raid

[blazing inlet]

Na got the juice

[spark cobalt]

i mean yeah there is more players on labs on NA

[muted marten]

and friend killed slick exfil man

[spark cobalt]

but i didnt think it was completely empty on eu

[blazing inlet]

No got them juicy streamers

Na*

[teal grail]

i'm still kinda new

[spark cobalt]

servers

now

[muted marten]

we had an EU lobby yesterday with 4 pistol runners

[teal grail]

I ran out of guns, is the 'grach' pistol good?

[muted marten]

on labs

[teal grail]

I have pso gzh

[spark cobalt]

time to go back to NA servers i guess

[muted marten]

and the last guy was mp7 AVS man

he got akmd

[dusty shard]

Dude

[muted marten]

also how come noone expects basement flanks

[dusty shard]

One day i want to kill a juiced boy

[blazing inlet]

I ran into hunter rats when I last played

[spark cobalt]

🙂

[muted marten]

huge

[blazing inlet]

I’m waiting for the day I kill a juicer and not die to some bull shit

[spark cobalt]

completely fucking dead and i find 3 intels

doesnt happen too often

[potent karma]

I only need to grind red keycard now

[spark cobalt]

but very happy 🙂

[teal grail]

you mean me @dusty shard

[muted marten]

also mf had VUDU mdr on labs yesterday

[blazing inlet]

Completely dead labs raid and I found ledx in dome

[muted marten]

no canted or anything

[teal grail]

vudu on labs slaps

dont diss it bruh

[dusty shard]

Zombie pls

[muted marten]

didnt help him

[blazing inlet]

He been watching lvndmark

[dusty shard]

Can i touch the helmet

[muted marten]

actually he killed my friend through a slick

he was a gamer

[spark cobalt]

i literally cannot use the vudu on labs

its gotta be the tac30

[muted marten]

never used it

[teal grail]

@dusty shard which

[spark cobalt]

fucking vudu has like 12x

[muted marten]

Ill take his mdr out tonight

see how it goes

[blazing inlet]

Tac30 is a juice scope

[dusty shard]

Man's really flexing his stash rn

[muted marten]

probably just swap to holo

[blazing inlet]

Fence me all those helms

[teal grail]

I mean, you just asked about helmets

[spark cobalt]

i like tac30 a lot more than vudu

[potent karma]

switch your cute

[spark cobalt]

[teal grail]

its too hard to flex my stash

[blazing inlet]

Wait I’m not on

[teal grail]

and thats kinda a flex in itself

[dusty shard]

bro you don't even know the power of my stash

Its like 4 rubles tops

[teal grail]

I have too much gear to flex

[muted marten]

under 10 mill gang

[teal grail]

I'm sorry I just can't

[dusty shard]

^

[potent karma]

I have 6 ledx's that's a flex

[dusty shard]

Under 5 mil gang

Honestly

[spark cobalt]

[teal grail]

its not stopping

ok switch

[muted marten]

I made a mill yesterday

[muted marten]

THE GREASE

[potent karma]

ZombieZilla bought it

[blazing inlet]

I have 1.5 mil, that’s a flex

[muted marten]

holy shit

[blazing inlet]

Juicy

[dusty shard]

Holy slicc

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