eft-chat-2

[ashen folio]

Oh

[celest kiln]

imma go buy an alpha container 🙂

[robust pewter]

imagine you kill somebody and loot their corpse and you find 3 bags full of sas drives

[ashen folio]

Their fault for not insuring

[lean cypress]

guys

I don't know what to say

I just killed a 5man squad with my p226

I laughed so fucking hard

[dusty shard]

Add one of them and BM them

[lean cypress]

that was the best tarkov feeling I've had in a while

if not ever

[ashen folio]

i cant put the fucking cqr hera arms on my fucking m4

[robust pewter]

did i do it?

[dusty shard]

Jesus christ your inventory

[robust pewter]

its not that bad >.>

[prime yacht]

average killa helmet wearer

lol

[celest kiln]

its not that bad

[dusty shard]

Bruh??????

[ashen folio]

Pretty sure ya done it

[dusty shard]

Its good as fuck

[ashen folio]

Can’t tell

[celest kiln]

well the weight is yellow

[ashen folio]

Colorblind so can’t tel if you’re overweight

Ah okay

Then ye you good

[prime yacht]

O SHIT

WE GOT A GAME

POG

[celest kiln]

Pog

[robust pewter]

ngl i dont even wear the killa since i got 1 tapped through the face shield last time i wore it

[prime yacht]

lol

and u can just aim for top of head

and hit that juicy l4 helm

[lean cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609778692104650852/787029026278473728/unknown.png 😂

[celest kiln]

[robust pewter]

in conclusion, get fucked

[lean cypress]

the massacre in body piles

[prime yacht]

u should be able to kek tape a vulkan onto a killa visor

[celest kiln]

its john wick

[robust pewter]

lol did you camp the medical door and kill them while opening?

[lean cypress]

the first one, yeah

the rest just strafed into my crosshair

[robust pewter]

i did that as a scav once

power got turned on and knew exactly what to do

[celest kiln]

@dusty shard @robust pewter If you compared stash his stash is not that bad 🙂

[lean cypress]

ouch

[robust pewter]

that makes me cry

[celest kiln]

almost every slot is full 🙂

top to bottom

[dusty shard]

dude

[robust pewter]

you eod? cus that isnt hard to do on standard edition

[celest kiln]

im eod, but i did the same thing with standard

[dusty shard]

Your guys stash is worth some mf money hot damn

[robust pewter]

i got a row of bitcoin in that junkbox too

just waiting for value to go up

[celest kiln]

Sorry im too lazy to snippit but this is my stash value

[lean cypress]

bruh how at lvl 37

[robust pewter]

179 mil? you just run resort or something?

[viscid helm]

🐀

[lean cypress]

I'm 1/3 of that on lvl 41

[celest kiln]

no i ran resort 6 times this wipe lol

im a collector i collect stuff in raid. so i try to sell as little as possible and keep as much as possible

[ashen folio]

for labs later

[celest kiln]

what a chad :3

[spark tulip]

Seen better on xbox

[robust pewter]

🤔

[ashen folio]

still the best m4 build

[celest kiln]

plz bsg make head lights work 😦

[spark cobalt]

tbl

[muted marten]

how do you mount T7 on helmet

[dusk flume]

maybe TATM? im not sure

[dusty shard]

Knaye, right click on it and hit discard, a prompt will come up that says "are you sure you want to delete this item" Hit Yes

should go on the helmet no problem

[muted marten]

its ETS bro who cares

I want to mount it

[dusk flume]

why the fuck would u have a t-7

[placid void]

lol i have killed someone named GayFemboyFox twice in 30 winutes XD

[celest kiln]

cause they bought it or took it off another dude

[dusty shard]

T-7's are op apparently lol

[dusk flume]

its so not worth the price

they are op but 10 mil is a lot

[placid void]

nowhere near worth it

[celest kiln]

i still dont see the issue, if they want to use it then it is worth enough

[dusk flume]

just run a thermal if u want a thermal

like a reap or a flir

[celest kiln]

what if they want a thermal but its on the head

[dusk flume]

then they can but its wayyyyyyyyy to fucking much

[prime yacht]

goin in on snoreline

[celest kiln]

its all subjective imo there is no point in complaining about other people using it. Pog when they go in and laugh (or be sad) when they die

[prime yacht]

bringing a slick

last map

lul

[ashen folio]

dont die

[white bronze]

ive ran shoreline all day so dead

[ashen folio]

its always dead

such a boring map imo

[placid void]

you´re an annoying fucker if you do that

[white bronze]

all maps can be good if you have the right people and play styles lol but thats tarkov

[ashen folio]

its always dead when i play and its just running down hallways and looting rooms

[prime yacht]

yo

shoreline is 50

right

[celest kiln]

k

[placid void]

for real those fuckers are annoying as hell but still as easy to beat

[celest kiln]

people who use t7s?

[prime yacht]

i wanna

[placid void]

ye

[celest kiln]

well you can out range em right? cause they got a visibility limit

[placid void]

the t7 only helps your spotting

[ashen folio]

but up close if its in like woods or outside interchange you gonna get fucked

they can see u so easily

[placid void]

that means that the user obviously is slow as shit to ads

[rancid jewel]

Inside interchange is the best place for t-7

[placid void]

there is way too many rotations

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio new patch made it dead

Cause it’s hard to queue into chads now

oh

Tarkov slowly becoming single player

[rancid jewel]

I used it once as a special thing, killed 4 people and died

[ashen folio]

If you want juicer fights, Customs and Reserve is like your best bet right now. Customs because small. Reserve because D2 and Gluhar attracts juice like grandma’s pies

Shoreline has resort but it’s way too big of a map, so you’re wasting time traveling.

If you’re going for money, Shoreline over the other two for sure because you can get dead raids and check all the LedX spawns

Even Labs is dead now

labs is hella dead

More time to learn loot locations

its just little rats doing meme kits

Can’t complain

Nah, you don’t even find players

ez money

3 raids, only 1 PMC total. And he didn’t even fight. Just heard him hitting levers and fighting raiders

[dusty shard]

idk where you guys play but i run into juice honkeys on labs ALL the time

[ashen folio]

Any US server LMAO

Dead as hell

[dusty shard]

Bruh i play on us servers

[ashen folio]

ive just been ratting around on night reserve making bank

[dusty shard]

Unlucky

[prime yacht]

there some juicers in resort

[ashen folio]

Watched streamers that were getting dead raids

[prime yacht]

this raid

[ashen folio]

made like 4 mil in 2 days

[celest kiln]

on US servers i get a perfect split of rats and chad amazing experience 🙂

[ashen folio]

They just practiced parkour

[prime yacht]

yea

it was funny

[ashen folio]

You can do better Bryan

ik

10m in a day here

nice

Wasnt even trying

You could get 40m

[dusty shard]

How many hours do you spend playing a day tho frl frl

[ashen folio]

With one arm

[gusty rose]

Compare a day with two hours

[ashen folio]

It depends

Cause queue times are longer than raids now

i wish i found gluhar i wanna kill him again havent killed him in a while

It’s Escape From Queue Times

8-10 minute queue zzzzz

my queue has been find tbh

[dusty shard]

yeah idk how tf u guys do this bro i literally get fucking recked all the time

Its a "git gud" moment lol

[ashen folio]

At least Labs is like 4 minutes max

Farm Killa 100x

It changes you

MY TEACHER TURNED BLACK

[dusty shard]

Y'all trying to play rn?

[ashen folio]

no

Naw. Gonna play Cyberpunk

[dusty shard]

fair

[ashen folio]

Getting breakfast

[celest kiln]

no im working xP

[ashen folio]

im boutta make some tea rq

Jk no milk

[teal grail]

@ashen folio did you get tracksuit?

[ashen folio]

Ye

And max strength in the same raid

[teal grail]

Nice

[ashen folio]

And 100m

[teal grail]

Neat

[ashen folio]

i should get back to farming killa

It was a nice day

Lotta firsts

And first wipe too

So this has been a productive wipe

i wish interchange was cool

Same

Wish it wasn’t created by a glaucoma-stricken 99 year old Russian cancer patient

the abandoned shopping mall theme is cool but the play style is so weird compared to other maps

fr

[prime yacht]

LETS GO BABY!!!

[ashen folio]

“I can’t see shit in real life. That means no one can see shit in game”

[ashen folio]

nice you gonna get kappa now?

Fuck you, Interchange designer

[prime yacht]

i need

glukhar

lol

[ashen folio]

oh just go shoot him

cringe

fr interchanges lighting is awful

He just needs to work on his boss behavior

Pretty sure he treats them like players LMAO

That’s his only issue

He’s either in here saying Glu didn’t spawn, or he got fucked by Glu

[teal grail]

Interchange was based on a real location

[prime yacht]

I gotta get 20 more insomnia

And my reap kills

[violet wave]

day idk: addicted to tarkov

[ashen folio]

Was the real location a home of hookah bars?

[prime yacht]

I'll just spam night reserve with thermal ig

[ashen folio]

Because shit isn’t visible in there

[ashen folio]

yep

Real shitty location

[ashen folio]

no it was the ultra mall in st petersberg they just wanted it to have bad lighting in there game for some reason

Ahhh

Yeah fuck the designer

Prolly found out his wife was having an affair with one of the waiters there

So he made the map dark

Only explanation for such a cuck move

lol

Why Labs

[celest kiln]

kek

[ashen folio]

Oh

[celest kiln]

awesome

[ashen folio]

You got in?

Is it fun?

[prime yacht]

My acc isn't old enough lol

[celest kiln]

when your testing but focused on having fun xD

[ashen folio]

Can’t find any easy microwaveable foods for breakfast. Just gonna eat icecream

Chocolate icecream for breakfast Poggers

[prime yacht]

If glukhar would spawn I'd have kappa in under 1000 raids

[ashen folio]

i created my acc a day after the wipe and it says my account isnt old enough sadge

Glu did spawn

[teal grail]

@muted marten you can't mention ets shit btw

[muted marten]

not even that?

[ashen folio]

You just keep dying

Every time Glu spawns

[teal grail]

Is recommend you delete before mods come down on your ass

You can't even mention you're in it

[prime yacht]

Can't mention anything

[celest kiln]

basically nothing

[ashen folio]

You come in here saying you got killed by some dumb ai interaction

Just learn how to kill him ezpz

[muted marten]

gone

[ashen folio]

Did you watch Vox vid btw

[prime yacht]

no

[ashen folio]

@teal grail wait real

Thought it was just streaming and making videos

[teal grail]

Nope

[ashen folio]

Didn’t realize NDA covered “ye I got in”

[celest kiln]

if you read the ETS letter speech thingy you are not allowed to talk about anything

[ashen folio]

Not on computer. Can someone copy paste the line

Ohhh

Yike

[celest kiln]

whats the word conditions? terms of service? I forgot ;-;

[ashen folio]

NDA

didnt realize that gluhar is beefier then killa

[teal grail]

NDA

[ashen folio]

Gluhar? Easier than Killa? What you mean https://streamable.com/vy6pc5

he is

much easier then killa

[wicked plume]

is this the ets? why is it so purple

[ashen folio]

LOL

[celest kiln]

colour blind or some post fx

[wicked plume]

oh ofc, my bad

[ashen folio]

yeah its colorblind filter

[celest kiln]

ive seen some people turn their game blue

[wicked plume]

also, hi peeps im back (tho probs almost no one will remember me)

[celest kiln]

i dont i only started talking alot in oeft the past 2 or 3 months

but welcome back to the chaos

[ashen folio]

Would be funny if ETS just changed the color scheme and graphics design to Fortnite

“YOU CAN BUILD NOW”

[celest kiln]

fortnite tarkov xD

[ashen folio]

“LOOK PARACHUTING”

[late steppe]

We dropping on reserve?

[ashen folio]

Breakfast before gaming.

[wicked plume]

eyyy choccy ice cream, love it

[celest kiln]

[ashen folio]

“Bro I cracked his armor, I cracked him” “dude I’m trying to crank 90s to go up the Reserve spiral faster!!!”

[celest kiln]

i will never understand how people can eat so much, i can only take 1 or 2 bowls

[wicked plume]

bruh its a passion

[muted marten]

I have like 2 scoops

[ashen folio]

Too lazy to get bowl. And stupid high metabolism. Can’t gain weight

[wicked plume]

oh hey knaye

how ya doin

[ashen folio]

111 lbs. right now or so

[wicked plume]

lilia you're lucky asf

[ashen folio]

Ye

But it sucks sometimes

[wicked plume]

i wish i was like that, but im pretty much the opposite

[ashen folio]

Cause if you’re too skinny

Your butt hurts

[muted marten]

good thanks man

[ashen folio]

All the time

You can’t sit in a chair for long times

[wicked plume]

hey, dont worry, butt hurts on the opposite end of the spectrum too

[ashen folio]

Cause you’re just sitting on your bone

You lie

[wicked plume]

i dont

[ashen folio]

high metabolism gang wya

Don’t you have all that cushion for the busshion

[wicked plume]

that cushion gets sore asf after a few hours

then again, it does help having a good chair

[ashen folio]

You got a few hours

[celest kiln]

i dunno sometimes i feel like my butt bones are piercing my skin xD

[ashen folio]

Imagine that pain as soon as you sit down

[wicked plume]

well ye but i paid almost £200 for a GT Omega chair

[ashen folio]

Cause you’re a skeleton

[robust pewter]

air filtering unit kinda sucks tbh. barely increases your level gains for skills

[ashen folio]

Stop looking at it and keep grinding

[robust pewter]

not worth 400k

[ashen folio]

You headass

[robust pewter]

"dont question it just keep using it and grind stupid"

ok

[ashen folio]

It’ll be worth it when you hit that 👌 STR ELITE

[wicked plume]

u can craft it tho

[ashen folio]

Just do it Pebb

Hold W

Run Forrest

Run

[robust pewter]

i can do that without the barely noticeable skill increase

[wicked plume]

you can supposedly "tinker" with it and have massive gains if you do a couple things

[ashen folio]

It saves you 1/4 of your total time

[wicked plume]

but idk if thats glitching or not

or if its even been fixed or if its meant to be that way

[ashen folio]

If you’re talking about glitches, that was last wipe

[wicked plume]

used to be that you could get a tank battery, pop an adrenaline and an sj6 for extra endurance, and after running 1 full-endurance sprint, you could get like 20 points

[robust pewter]

1/4 of my total time but ill be spending more time getting the money back that i spent on air filters :/

[ashen folio]

Ehhhhh

Not really

[wicked plume]

again - air filters are craftable

[ashen folio]

Because 1/4 of your time grinding skill is like

[robust pewter]

ingredients cost money? hello?

[ashen folio]

1-3 days?

And that’s 2 and a half air filters

[wicked plume]

are you struggling to get money?

[ashen folio]

So less than a mill

[wicked plume]

this late in wipe?

[robust pewter]

thats not the point

the point is that it's not worth what im spending on it

the air filter

[ashen folio]

As someone who spent over 15m on SJ6, don’t think 1m is worth crying about

[wicked plume]

something is worth as much as someone wants it to

[ashen folio]

Yea, you’re just not realizing the value of air filter

[robust pewter]

i am and thats why im not buying them

[wicked plume]

if you think its not worth it, dont use it

kewl

[ashen folio]

It’s 30 hours yeah?

[robust pewter]

20

[ashen folio]

400k/20

[wicked plume]

20k per hour

[ashen folio]

20k per hour

[wicked plume]

(ha)

[ashen folio]

You really gonna say

20k

An hour

Is expensive?

[celest kiln]

yes :_)

[robust pewter]

for what its worth, yes

[wicked plume]

20k is a rec bat

[robust pewter]

doesnt do shit

yet costs 400k

[ashen folio]

20k an hour

[wicked plume]

1 rec bat an hour

[celest kiln]

i need to find em ;-;

[wicked plume]

rec bat easy to find

filing cabinets

[ashen folio]

Stop trying to say they’re 400k

When they last like

[prime yacht]

Glukhar make me cri

[ashen folio]

30 raids

It’s cheaper than SJ6

[ashen folio]

dont cry

It’s cheaper than the SKS you’re buying

i show you how to murder fluhar

[prime yacht]

[wicked plume]

@robust pewter you also have to consider the other side of the coin, where you enter diminishing returns

[ashen folio]

Fluhar

Floozy

Gluhar is porn star

[night lance]

so when im building the bitcoin farm, should i buy all 50 GPUs at once or should I buy a few, wait for the bitcoin to roll in, and buy more with that?

[ashen folio]

youll get it next time

[celest kiln]

[wicked plume]

2nd

[night lance]

alrighty

[ashen folio]

2nd option probs

@night lance find a good value and buy all under that

buy like 10

Start now if you can

[night lance]

alright

ill just get 10 for now

[prime yacht]

[ashen folio]

Personally always bought any cards under 300k

Dunno price now

[robust pewter]

i get 25% strength levelling literally 6 seconds into the raid

with an air filter active

goes to 6 10 seconds later

[ashen folio]

its pretty sad that btc is going down rn

[wicked plume]

remember that it's not just levelling strength tho

[prime yacht]

I've got level 50 endurance

[ashen folio]

@robust pewter that’s because strength doesn’t have a cap

Btw

[wicked plume]

but also endurance, health, metabolism

[ashen folio]

You get infinite strength

Yea, air filter affects so much

[robust pewter]

ok and the air filter doesnt help with that

[ashen folio]

Plus you’re spam reloading SKS

[night lance]

my inner penny pincher is screaming

[wicked plume]

what? thought that was capped like every other skill

[ashen folio]

Nah

[robust pewter]

i'd be capped at 6% either way

[ashen folio]

Strength is uncapped

[robust pewter]

with or without the filter

[ashen folio]

how do you level perception?

No

[celest kiln]

nothing good lasts forever ;-;

[ashen folio]

You still get more

[wicked plume]

so there's no diminishing returns for grinding strength?

[ashen folio]

Air filter always applies

[ashen folio]

yep

[prime yacht]

I want higher strength

[ashen folio]

Even the minuscule amounts add up

[wicked plume]

oh well ye, it still boosts the diminishing returns

[robust pewter]

and for the 3rd time. the point im trying to make is the minuscule amounts arent worth the filter price

[wicked plume]

but i was trying to point that once you get into diminishing returns, just bail out and go for another one

then extract earlier

[ashen folio]

It’s like saying there’s a difference between a 20% sale on your entire purchase and a 20% discount on each item.

[robust pewter]

maybe if you have all day to grind this game sure

[ashen folio]

Both will save you the same money

[celest kiln]

there is just that walking distance if infinite no hard cap like throwing nades and melee. so diminishing returns even harsh wont matter too much 🙂

[ashen folio]

Even more so if you don’t play a lot

Air filter reduces total raids

If you don’t have a lot of time it’s your best friend

Would you rather do 400 raids or 300 raids?

[wicked plume]

at the end of the day, its just another tool to help you - you dont have to use it if you personally think its not worth it

[robust pewter]

400 and not have to spend 10 mill in the process

[ashen folio]

You don’t spend 10m

You’re just bad at math

[robust pewter]

say i play for 1-2 hours a day

filter lasts 20 hours

[prime yacht]

I wanna go sit on rafiki without needing stims

[robust pewter]

so im spending 200k for each our of grinding, where the filter doesnt do jack shit to begin with

[ashen folio]

Then don’t buy it unless you find a time to grind a bunch of raids

[robust pewter]

explain to me how thats bad math

[wicked plume]

doesnt the air filter pause if you turn the generator off anyway?

[ashen folio]

You gotta remember the filter cuts down total raids by 1/4

Nah

Air filter always goes

[wicked plume]

huh, used to be it paused

[ashen folio]

If you can use up uhhh

[robust pewter]

if it paused i'd consider it

[ashen folio]

At least 5 hours of it

It pays for itself

[robust pewter]

otherwise its not worth the money spent

[ashen folio]

same

Pretty sure

[prime yacht]

I built air unit

Never used it

[ashen folio]

Same except for Killa on last day

[wicked plume]

@robust pewter do you have your bitcoin farm running?

[prime yacht]

Got it just for a finished hideout

[ashen folio]

20 hours, level 43 to max strength

He does, pretty sure

Pebble just ain’t seeing the big picture

[wicked plume]

then there's no reason to moan rly, when the passive income is more than the 400k air filter

[ashen folio]

He’s probably caught up on the price of buying air filter

Which is daunting

[robust pewter]

i do see the big picture and thats why im not buying it

[ashen folio]

Until like you consider other costs

[wicked plume]

pebble, you do you buddy - more air filters for the rest of us

[ashen folio]

^

[robust pewter]

if i had time to play 9-10 hours a day i'd for sure use it

[ashen folio]

Whatever floats your goat

How many hours do you play

[robust pewter]

#eft-chat-2 message

[ashen folio]

Nice link

[wicked plume]

so do you actually play 1-2 hours a day

[ashen folio]

How many hours do you play

What do you do during the day

[robust pewter]

1-2 hours a day? hello?

[wicked plume]

cuz that message implied a hypothetical scenario

[ashen folio]

Do you always just come home and play 2 hours then get off

[robust pewter]

oh do i have to explain my whole life schedule now

were talking about an air filter in a game

[wicked plume]

you dont lol

[ashen folio]

Yikes

He’s offended

[wicked plume]

we just asked a question, chill

[ashen folio]

Just leave him be

[robust pewter]

not offended just annoyed

[wicked plume]

look we get your point, and we disagree

[blazing inlet]

What are your thoughts on having 30 rnd .308 mags?

[robust pewter]

how many times do i have to explain why the filter sucks

*for people who dont have tons of time

[wicked plume]

that is your subjective opinion

[prime yacht]

It levels it faster

[robust pewter]

if you have lots of time to play its great

not for me

[prime yacht]

And it doesn't cost much

[ashen folio]

Still would buy the air filter

[wicked plume]

^

[ashen folio]

Even if you can only play 2 hours a day

[wicked plume]

better to have that boost for the 2h than not having the boost

[ashen folio]

Because of the fact that Bitcoin earns you more

[prime yacht]

I think I'll start putting them In on weekends

[robust pewter]

rather spend that money on kits to use

[blazing inlet]

Yeh but 30 round .308 mags

[robust pewter]

then an air filter im not going to use

[ashen folio]

See, you don’t get it then LUL

[wicked plume]

lol, the passive income from bitcoin more than covers daily filters

[ashen folio]

Skill training isn’t to make money

You’re paying money

[ashen folio]

useless you only need 2 bullets to kill with 308

[prime yacht]

Sa58 tho

[ashen folio]

To level skills

[wicked plume]

if you dont make money on raids, and rely on bitcoin only, then i'd understand - but who doesnt make money on raids

[ashen folio]

You’re not gaining skill points and making money at the same time usually

Unless you do a half and half

Like SAS drive Killa farming

[wicked plume]

wait thats a thing?

[ashen folio]

Then you make money and get skill training done at the same time

Yea

[blazing inlet]

Yeah I guess but it’d be nice to have an extra 10 bullets

[ashen folio]

Go into raid overweight

[wicked plume]

didnt even know killa spawned sas drives lol

[ashen folio]

To train strength while doing Killa farm

Nah

You bring in SAS

[blazing inlet]

.308 got some drip doe

[wicked plume]

wait, what

[ashen folio]

yes it would

[wicked plume]

why would you bring in sas drives? for weight?

[ashen folio]

ye

sas in docs case

[prime yacht]

Yes

[wicked plume]

what happened to shotgun ammo

[blazing inlet]

Yep

[ashen folio]

needs a backpack

sas in docs case, put in secure container

[blazing inlet]

Sas can go into docs

[prime yacht]

Costs more in long run

[blazing inlet]

Less space taken up

[wicked plume]

ah i see

[blazing inlet]

More efficient

[robust pewter]

your okay with dropping money on an air filter but not a backpack

🤔

[ashen folio]

nah

you cant exfil with backpack

on interchange

if youre killa farming

^

[robust pewter]

fair

[prime yacht]

And it's less things to do

[potent sun]

how many killa kills you at now

[ashen folio]

here, 25 killa kills in a day https://www.twitch.tv/videos/830446762

Finished.

[prime yacht]

I don't want to have to keep buying shells

[ashen folio]

got 25 kills in a day

:)

fuck Killa

suck these nuts

[wicked plume]

theres probably a tweak i could do to use my sicc case

[prime yacht]

Pog

[potent sun]

damn i always liked looking in this chat and seeing your progress

[ashen folio]

Want progress?

[prime yacht]

You ever gonna play inter again lol

[ashen folio]

@prime yacht is that eve nsupposed to be a question?

fuck no.

[potent sun]

nice

[wicked plume]

haha

[ashen folio]

( ' v ')

[robust pewter]

lookin like a homeless man

[prime yacht]

best clothing

[ashen folio]

bro i hate killa

it's comfy

people say hes super easy but he aint

protects you from the cold winter wind

[wicked plume]

hes easy if u got a 2nd mate

[ashen folio]

gluhar is easier yea

[prime yacht]

He's easier then glukhar

[wicked plume]

to distract

[prime yacht]

lol

[wicked plume]

haha

[ashen folio]

You dont need one to distract

you just need to pray

to fucking god

[prime yacht]

GLUKHAR IS AIDS

[ashen folio]

that he doesn't desync

[prime yacht]

I HATE THE MAP

I HATE THE BOSS

I HATE THE GAURDS

[wicked plume]

bruh i unlocked "The Guide" yesterday

[ashen folio]

nah gluhars the easiest boss

did you say

[prime yacht]

But I need him for kappa

[ashen folio]

just say

gluhar

[wicked plume]

im hating it now

[ashen folio]

is hard?

https://streamable.com/vy6pc5

someone say hard gluhar?

[prime yacht]

Shut

[ashen folio]

imagine doin the guide and not gluhar

[prime yacht]

I finished guide first try

[ashen folio]

the guide is easier than glukhar

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[ashen folio]

yea

yeah gluhars stupid by far the easiest boss

but who doesnt do gluhar

whoa

[wicked plume]

i dont do gluhar

[ashen folio]

whoa whoa bryan

dont cap

[wicked plume]

cuz i dont do reserve

[ashen folio]

easiest is like

imo

[wicked plume]

reshala easiest

[ashen folio]

reshala

[prime yacht]

I killed a level 2 with a mbss full of shorty shells on interchange

First pmc I had seen

[ashen folio]

reshala bois dont aimbot you across the map

[prime yacht]

The whole guide

[wicked plume]

kinda do

[ashen folio]

i forgot about reshala

you can snipe them from new skel

[potent sun]

i find shturman the easiest

[robust pewter]

reshala is definitely easiet

[ashen folio]

fuck customs

LUL

you can snipe resh at gas

from new skel

[wicked plume]

you know who's hardest? fuckin SANITAR

[ashen folio]

and they dont do shit

[wicked plume]

screw that dude

[prime yacht]

Reshala is ez

[ashen folio]

sanitars hardest boss

[robust pewter]

shturman fucking claps you if you look in his direction

[potent sun]

reshala literally hasnt spawned for me in 20+ raids at customs

[ashen folio]

ye fuck san

[prime yacht]

Sanitar is such a tank

It's so dumb

[robust pewter]

do you check dorms?

[potent sun]

yeah

[ashen folio]

@wicked plume if you ever want a 20 hour movie

[robust pewter]

he spawns at dorms nearly every raid for me

[potent sun]

never for me

[prime yacht]

They balance by giving aimbot and 10000000hp

[ashen folio]

heres a 20 hour vod https://www.twitch.tv/videos/830446762

of killa farming

[prime yacht]

That's dumb

[ashen folio]

:)

[wicked plume]

oof

[ashen folio]

sanitar after aimbotting a 5 man in resort while fucked up on meledonin

[potent sun]

he is hiding from me

but i will find him

and touch him inappropriately

[wicked plume]

the hardest quest i've had so far for me this wipe

[potent sun]

and his stupid police goons

[wicked plume]

is shooter part 8

[robust pewter]

is sanitar really that hard? a ran into him accidently with a friend and we killed him and his guards without even being shot

seemed stupid easy

[wicked plume]

sanitar is broken

[prime yacht]

21 hour stream

Bruh

[wicked plume]

he will legit aimbot you thru bushes

and his guards literally kobe you from 70m away

i've even started avoiding fkn village cuz thats the most BS spawn for him

[ashen folio]

sanitar will fuck you up in resort

and pier too

[wicked plume]

nah village is where he's the most broken

just cuz all the bushes that he just ignores

indoors is easier to contain

[robust pewter]

he spawned at the pier for us and he just stayed stuck in a building

[celest kiln]

i had the best time fighting sanitizer in villa, resort is another story tho xD

[ashen folio]

last killa kill clipped https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareObservantOxBigBrother

At some point ,you just stop playing with game sound

[wicked plume]

anyway, does anyone have some tips for shooter part 8? obligatory "fuck jaeger ya c*nt"

[ashen folio]

Because hearing the game and focusing on it is tilting in itself

Rather have music blasting and do the moves like it's a dance routine

[robust pewter]

shooter part 8 where you have to kill 3 pmcs in one raid?

[wicked plume]

ye

[ashen folio]

move here, move here, check, move here, kill killa, get out.

[wicked plume]

in woods

[ashen folio]

Rush spawns

Took like 15 tries

[wicked plume]

with a boltie?

[robust pewter]

if shturman is spawned just camp the sawmill

[ashen folio]

Knew a guy who did it in 3 raids

Yea

[robust pewter]

everyone will try and snipe him

[ashen folio]

Baby mosin

[robust pewter]

just kill the snipers

added benefit of shturman loot after

[ashen folio]

shoulda got him with his gun

[wicked plume]

yeah but camp sawmill from where tho - everyone is checking spine by now

[prime yacht]

If only he had a red card

[wicked plume]

cant really do much from dickhead, and thats also a death trap

[ashen folio]

watch this @wicked plume

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/688747926

[wicked plume]

watching

[prime yacht]

What's the best thing you've gotten off him?

[ashen folio]

really slow raid, but

you can see how you just run around with a bolt and pop people

this was before quest update

forced to use mosin

and 7n1 was nerfed pretty sure

@prime yacht uhhhh, just regular labs card

[wicked plume]

7n1 still 1-taps people if it pens

[ashen folio]

dont go looking for raid spots to camp

[prime yacht]

That sucks

[robust pewter]

if you're feeling extra scum baggy get on top of the sniper scav rock with a good scope

[ashen folio]

Rush spawns

Don't worry about spots

[robust pewter]

can snipe people from anywhere

[ashen folio]

it just takes you longer

if you treat the quest like a snipe quest

[wicked plume]

i never get the good spawn for it 😦

[ashen folio]

of course youre gonna take forever

[robust pewter]

i got it my 2nd raid :/

[ashen folio]

Just spawn, figure out where u are, rush spawns

[robust pewter]

on top of scum bag rock

[wicked plume]

RNG i guess

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio was gonna do it with gl

but didnt find him for like 15 raids

[robust pewter]

also found a bunch of found in raid lps gzh rounds up there

was really odd

[ashen folio]

so just autopiloted

@wicked plume are you experienced with the game?

[wicked plume]

been playin since Jan, ye

[ashen folio]

oki

should know spawns are static

just spawn in

look at map

[wicked plume]

yeah i know the spawns

[ashen folio]

chase down nearest spawn

fuck them.

[wicked plume]

i just have the worst luck lol

[ashen folio]

and if you get 1 kill

chase next spawn

if you get 2

it's a regular woods raid now

just gotta get 1 pmc

easy.

cant remember if that video was the one where shooter 8 was completed

or if it's just one of the attempts

[robust pewter]

"regular woods raid" aka get randomly thoraxed by 7n1 from nowhere

[wicked plume]

i remember earlier this wipe i went woods with a suppressed adar and m855a1, was HARD raining

[ashen folio]

but you get the idea

rush people

[wicked plume]

this

well with my luck rushing people gets me killed

especially when most of them either have meta m4s or svds

and i got a damn boltie

[ashen folio]

oh okay no, that raid wasn't a 3 pmc raid

ojnly 2

but yea, just zoom

get those spawns

[robust pewter]

its ok to bring a secondary

i usually bring a big stick mag glock

fucking spray down people who are close to me

[wicked plume]

yeah i know it is, i often bring a secondary pp-19 modded

pp-19 underrated btw

[ashen folio]

just quickscope ezpz

[wicked plume]

im not a kwikskoper

besides, i actually LIKE sniping

so far only BF4 has been more satisfying to snipe

[ashen folio]

ye but sniping for this last quest is rng

just rush spawns if you wanna finish quest asap

btw the vod is 5 months ago

was a noob back then

[wicked plume]

well, time to hop on and rage some more at jaeger

might just go nuts with a vpo boltie and some AP

[ashen folio]

that works too

whatever will help u win the W key at spawns

just be glad it aint sbih

and you can just barrel stuff people for this quest

Tarkov shooter 9, get 3 kills on PMCs 100m away in a single raid on Woods

[wicked plume]

i done my Woods SBiH

[ashen folio]

x d

[wicked plume]

and my Customs ones too

[ashen folio]

ye

[wicked plume]

and 1 in interchange

[ashen folio]

just be glad there aint a range req

[wicked plume]

so on that last clip ya sent, if that would have been me fighting that naked AKS dude, i would have been (head,jaws)'d

thats just my luck

[ashen folio]

Aint luck. gota be fast

[prime yacht]

I am double canted saiga9 main

[wicked plume]

oof, ballsy

[ashen folio]

also most people dont realize this

but as soon as you make your goal to not survive

and to just murder every1

your quest completion goes up so fukin fast

"im not here to get 3 kills and then exfil"

"im here to murder every fucking last bitch boi who queued at the wrong time. aka, with me"

Basically be Rorschach

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"

[prime yacht]

^

[teal grail]

kill killa, drop gun in corner and disconnect

[ashen folio]

^

that would be the fastest way

[teal grail]

have a rotation of like 20 guns

[wicked plume]

well, that's all fine and well, but 1) im not all that good at pvp; 2) i despise woods

[ashen folio]

time to get good

Wasnt good at pvp either

[prime yacht]

I like woods

[ashen folio]

then 100 killas later

[prime yacht]

Woods fun

[ashen folio]

"fuck every1"

"if u made noise, ur dying"

[prime yacht]

Woods is good cause it has a average engagement distance past 20 meters lol

[wicked plume]

blegh

once i do this and the guide, i aint touching woods

til next wipe

i want vector tho

god i'll be all over that vector

[prime yacht]

Vector

It's

[potent sun]

for 1 day the no one will use it

[wicked plume]

i really hope they'll have it at 900+ rpm

[prime yacht]

Big pog

A vector has 1200

lol

1200 rpm 127 flesh to the legs

[wicked plume]

a real one, ye, but we know BSG tends to mess around sometimes

[celest kiln]

close enough

[wicked plume]

as long as RPM is 900+, trust me that's gonna upset the smg balance

i for one will be all over it

[prime yacht]

My new main gun

[wicked plume]

^

[prime yacht]

.45 vector

Be so pog

It's got like

[wicked plume]

its just sexy too

[prime yacht]

3 pen less then 7n31

And almost 20 more flesh

And only 2 usd a round

[ashen folio]

smg balance?

laughs in mp7

[prime yacht]

mp7 is cool

But vector better

[potent torrent]

I call the MP7, smoll bee gun @ashen folio

[ashen folio]

learning all these guns is gonna be a pain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N4XtuNdZ3I

[wicked plume]

imagine vector in early wipe

[potent torrent]

And I call every other smg fat bee gun

[prime yacht]

yes

the sex

[potent torrent]

Yes, I like it rough :3

[wicked plume]

VECTOR WITH 33 ROUND MAGS? TAKE ME NOW

[potent torrent]

Ow about 69 round mag? @wicked plume

[prime yacht]

The 9mm one will have drums

Cause glock mags

[wicked plume]

wait for real?

😮

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[wicked plume]

big BRUH momento numero secienta nueve

i'll use my *** to lube that gun

[ashen folio]

bro the sounds between 762 and 545 ak are too fkin similar

[prime yacht]

I mean

It is AK

[wicked plume]

i agree, suppressors all sound the same

KEK

[ashen folio]

nah not supp

like

like unsupp outdoors and indoors

so hard to distinguish

gonna be a bitch to memorize

[celest kiln]

really?

[wicked plume]

lol, ak's and their 650rpm

[prime yacht]

All I pay attention to is where it is and loud and quiet

[wicked plume]

and i'll be sitting on my 1200rpm vector

OOF

[potent torrent]

Wait @wicked plume , doesn't the Glock 18c also has 1200 rpm?

[wicked plume]

does it?

[celest kiln]

i will poop on you with my underbarrel nade launcher nigh xD

[wicked plume]

dunno havent used it

[potent torrent]

It's the highest rpm gun there is @wicked plume

[placid void]

wtf i just got 3rd error code in like half an hour

[wicked plume]

oh cool! but the vector can actually be controlled lol

[potent torrent]

Mp9N is 2nd with 1100 rpm

[prime yacht]

Vector is basically g18 with big boi stock

[wicked plume]

nah its not JUST that

its the looks

[prime yacht]

And longer barrel

Yes

[wicked plume]

i love the vector look

[prime yacht]

And it look sexy

[wicked plume]

fuckin streamlined

[ashen folio]

the most iconic sounds between the ARs are like M4, HK, SA58, and maybe AKs

[wicked plume]

so... all of the ARs lol

[ashen folio]

sa sounds beefy, m4 has a unique high pitch clink sound, and hk just goes br

lol got killed by hacker on interchange when i finally used thermal

there's MDR

[potent torrent]

Like Adar :3

[ashen folio]

the different AKs

[prime yacht]

hk go brrrr sa is loud

[ashen folio]

that dont really sound diff

[potent torrent]

Spam click and it will

[ashen folio]

oh ye, adar has a unique sound. forgot bout that. sounds like svds sometimes

oh aks has a unique semi sound

[wicked plume]

adars can look sexy too

[prime yacht]

Adar can be made as sexy as a m4

I really like a nice tx

Fun gun

[ashen folio]

oh shit, aks74u has that weird outdoor sound

[prime yacht]

But ak101 fastest and funnest

[ashen folio]

thats the source of that sound

[wicked plume]

nice adar

[ashen folio]

it sounds like a muffled sound LUL

when outside

oh shit, nvm, ash 12 sounds scary

[late steppe]

Yeah I don't really like the sound of ak74u

Needs update

[ashen folio]

it sounds so weird ye

but easy to distinguish now

dude no wonder streamers find it so easy to tell if gluhar spawns

[prime yacht]

Wdym

[ashen folio]

that ash 12 is unique

[prime yacht]

Yea

But he don't always spawn with it

Ash12 is so easy to tell

[potent torrent]

Why does the Ash 12 bullets also looks like crayons @prime yacht

[ashen folio]

https://streamable.com/le9xtl

[prime yacht]

it is big bullet

As big as a crayon lol

[potent torrent]

Replace val and Ash 12 bullets with crayons :3

[prime yacht]

Oof

[potent torrent]

Effective against flesh :3 @prime yacht

[wicked plume]

^

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio wat round

didnt see

[prime yacht]

Luckily I didn't meet any when I brought out my slick and reap for guide lol

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio did you record before that

[wicked plume]

will most likely be 855a1 or 5.45 BS

[potent torrent]

Does the RYS T helmet with faceshield looks best with Slick armour? @prime yacht

[ashen folio]

1 minute

cause it could also be a shotgun

just wonderin thats all

[wicked plume]

dont think that'd be a shotty

[ashen folio]

yea, itd be loud

[prime yacht]

I think exfil can look better

[ashen folio]

sounded quiet

[prime yacht]

It depends though

[ashen folio]

also thermal on daytime inter? weird

nighttime is dead
nobody is playing tarkov rn

[wicked plume]

i can hop in

gotta stop procrastinating anyway

[prime yacht]

Thermal sucks for inter

[potent torrent]

Only time I bring thermals is if the weather is heavy rain and fog

[prime yacht]

I like them in fog and rain

[wicked plume]

does it help see better?

[potent torrent]

You can always see with thermal @wicked plume

[ashen folio]

rain doesnt bother thermals

[wicked plume]

nice

[muted marten]

whats best ppsh flesh ammo

quick if can

doing challenge

[wicked plume]

P?

i think P

[prime yacht]

Pst gzh

[potent torrent]

P

[prime yacht]

Is best

[ashen folio]

rain is nice

hate fog tho

[potent torrent]

Wait ammo for the PPSH gun right? @prime yacht

[prime yacht]

Ask sleep lol@muted marten

[ashen folio]

rain doesnt fk with clarity

it actually helps with colorblindness

[prime yacht]

Yup

[muted marten]

@celest kiln highes ppsh flesh ammo

[prime yacht]

7.62 x25 Pst gzh

[muted marten]

what is it

[wicked plume]

LRN actually

[ashen folio]

so prefer rain over clear day

[celest kiln]

@muted marten highest flesh is LRNPC

[prime yacht]

chad

[potent torrent]

Rain kinda blends player walking easily @ashen folio

[muted marten]

thanks

[ashen folio]

you mean sound?

use tacsports

or sordins

you will always hear people through rain

[prime yacht]

I normally use comtac

[ashen folio]

or xcel if u wanna drop the dough

[prime yacht]

But tac sports are nice

[ashen folio]

comtac is generally good but suffers in rain

tac sports eliminate rain

[prime yacht]

Yeah I use tac sports in rain

[wicked plume]

i used to use comtacs, but im warming up to the tac sports a lot lately