eft-chat-2

[teal grail]

you'll need probably 2 docs cases with a loadout on

[silk granite]

25.6kg wow

[teal grail]

the idea is to use them while running actual gear

so it doesn't take up bag space and you wont lose them if you die

[raven venture]

I think i can craft some sas drives

[steep dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695723074749988956/786639712659177522/Schermopname_669.png 👀

[raven venture]

the transition between guns lol

[steep dove]

I dropped in with an ak

[raven venture]

i saw

[steep dove]

lol

mad profit there

[raven venture]

Zero to hero games are the best

[steep dove]

dude my leg was blacked after the first fight

no cms for the entire raid

it was too stressful

[raven venture]

ahhh I hate that LOL

happened to Me yesterday first scav i encountered blacked both my legs

[steep dove]

Reshala spwned at new gas station as well when i was tryna go from factory to crossroads

[steep dove]

f

[raven venture]

had to slow walk alllll the way to extract

[steep dove]

yea

same

i got lucky with scav boat in the end

smuggler boat*

[raven venture]

When I scav I always pre wiggle other player scavs, this guy just wiggled and tried to betray me and i still killed him. he had 2 graphics cards on him LMAO

[steep dove]

ez

[raven venture]

after I get my first sicc case i should just sell all my paracords right

[prime yacht]

Just keep them

If you ever want another

Or for if you take it out of your secure

[raven venture]

my inventory gets messy so quickly fuck i need to stop picking up junk

[teal grail]

poggers

[raven venture]

41kilos is over weight right

[prime yacht]

Yeah

At level 0 strength

[raven venture]

ahh

long as the weight number changes to orange im dandy right

[prime yacht]

Yup

[raven venture]

cool thanks

why would my leveling speed be reduced by 3% for strength

[willow jasper]

diminishing returns

[teal grail]

I love peacekeeper

he's a better fence

[raven venture]

oh wow already..only emptied my stam bar by like twice

[teal grail]

thats nice to see

[raven venture]

holy ass almost got buckshotted to the face again

[calm portal]

This is why you join Altyn gang

[raven venture]

was a scav too

jesus

like my head slot was on 5hp

dont even know how i survived that one

[calm portal]

probably got hitted by all pellets into helmet or 1 pellet into unprotected part

[willow jasper]

hitted poggers

[ashen folio]

Damn my friend got ledx first try from ultra while i opened it a bunch

[prime yacht]

asdawqqqqqqqqqqq

[lethal spire]

i just started have no money wepones or map knowlege can someone help me

[calm portal]

Had same situation

[raven venture]

So I reset the raid and i still get diminshing returns on strength gain? that normal?

[willow jasper]

no

[raven venture]

hmmm

it literally started the raid at 3% strength gain

and my strength is super low

[raven venture]

whoever told me I needed 40+ weight was wrong it seems x)

[ashen folio]

why do you care so much about strenght

[raven venture]

because im lvl 30 with 3 strength x)

[frozen pilot]

how is that even possible? do you use nades (lvl strength as well).. be more efficient with your looting, free slots = bad..

[dapper oasis]

More like come on join hearing gang 😤

[raven venture]

I enjoy the looting part of the game

so i always pack out before i leave a raid

but like in comparison my endurance is 25

[calm portal]

It's like there's quality sound in Tarkov

[frozen pilot]

sound in tarkov is nuts, wdym? Sound allocation is a different thing, true. but i rather like to hear smth (even if i cant tell if above or below) than nothing

[ashen folio]

have they fixed Steam Audio?

[prime yacht]

no

lol

its removed

[robust pewter]

steam audio. more like. guy sprints up metal staircase and makes no sound until he's already shooting you

[vague thorn]

that happens just as much with it off

at least with steam audio on if you do hear him you can easily tell which direction

[robust pewter]

ive never had issues with directional hearing without it unless the sound was directly in front of me or directly behind me though

when i had it on i could hear things easier, sure. but the trade off is people not making any sounds 90% of the time

[vague thorn]

people don't make sounds 89% of the time regardless

[raven venture]

What is cheaper, buying items case for euros or buy the medical supplies

[ashen folio]

euros

[calm portal]

Not buying this case at all

[prime yacht]

buying thicc

[frozen sedge]

Nice

[hybrid hedge]

yeees

hoping to get 50 before the 27th (my birthday)

[ashen folio]

Yall

I found a green card last night

[cloud hollow]

no

[scenic belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678123593250635776/762994196806107146/unknown.png
I don't suggest going for a full scav case, takes waay to long

[ashen folio]

Why don't you sell t hem ?

[scenic belfry]

Bc I wanted to suffer through collecting all of them

[ashen folio]

When I start tarkov my cursor disappears and I’m left on the desktop and can’t tab in. I don’t know why this is happening I tried re installing it but got the exact same problem 😦 please dm me if you found a fix for this

people who stack tetriz and bitcoin are cringe

[prime yacht]

yes

[ashen folio]

like, what is it gonna show? yeah u found an item

wow ur cool

[prime yacht]

yes

[scenic belfry]

hey guess what, its a game. Let people enjoy it the way they wanna play

[prime yacht]

aaaaaaaaaaaa

why is school so long

[celest kiln]

respect 🙂

[dapper oasis]

i literally only shot him in the chest how did he live

[frozen sedge]

I got a rb-ao key on customs

easy profit

[scenic belfry]

likely hit stomach and other bits

[dapper oasis]

i assume so but like god damn i was pointing at the thoronks

[prime yacht]

arms and stomach

[scenic belfry]

if it fragmented, those also count as hits (and could have proc'd elsewhere on their body)

[prime yacht]

guide time

[wheat sage]

iam kinda new in tarkov but is this like everyday thing?

[robust pewter]

i dont find bitcoins i print them

[dapper oasis]

its not supposed to be lmao

are you queueing for night woods or something dumb lol

[muted marten]

pog gers

[hybrid hedge]

@ashen folio im giving them away to my followers on my birthday

[muted marten]

happy birthday

[hybrid hedge]

thank it not until the 27th

hoping to get 50 by then :p

[prime yacht]

why none of the

optics work on gl

[robust pewter]

because you are a bad person and deserve to suffer and be sad

[ashen folio]

mbus

[muted marten]

mb*s

[wheat sage]

@dapper oasis it was customs :kekw

btw

how do u stop heavy bleeding?

[keen ore]

esmarch or salewa

[ashen folio]

hemostat esmarch salewa grizzly

[keen ore]

^

[prime yacht]

shut up

why

is it bad for me to use a gun in the game

imma go exit camp with it now

[muted marten]

gonna cry squishy?

shitass

[prime yacht]

if it will make that dude mald

i iwll exit camp with a gl

[muted marten]

Ok!

Nice!

[prime yacht]

reeeeeee

help me

[ashen folio]

huh

[prime yacht]

with

guide

i have slick

[ashen folio]

what map

[muted marten]

Bro its not even 5pm Im not getting on

shitnuts

[prime yacht]

probably shoreline

[robust pewter]

damn your over here freaking out over a joke >..

[muted marten]

I told you so many times

[prime yacht]

u never did

[muted marten]

I will be on SOOn

SOON

[prime yacht]

u said once

SOON IS 15 MINUTES

[ashen folio]

you gonna exit camp tunnel?

[muted marten]

🙏

[prime yacht]

yea

in the

super secret gamer spot

[ashen folio]

there are like almost no good shoreline spots to exit camp

[prime yacht]

tbh i probably wont

its so boring

[muted marten]

ambulance ahem

[prime yacht]

firetruck

@ashen folio have u ever seen the firetruck spot

[muted marten]

same thing

[ashen folio]

yes

[frozen sedge]

Bruh both blacked out legs and i went from marked rooms on reserve to manhole

[muted marten]

you can use that for challenge

[ashen folio]

reserve still best map to exit camp

[muted marten]

thats what I might do tbh

[prime yacht]

reserve is a bad map

[frozen sedge]

Dont care though because i got a labs access keycard

[muted marten]

true

[prime yacht]

shoreline can have juicers tho

[frozen sedge]

Its so easy money

[prime yacht]

also

when is soon

british

like

hour

[ashen folio]

still mad you cant find glu

[frozen sedge]

Shoreline is good if you have loot and actualyl get into the RESORT

[prime yacht]

stfu

[ashen folio]

lol

just exit camp fluhar

[muted marten]

not that long

[frozen sedge]

Somehow i always find glukhar when im going to tech room

[muted marten]

told mum to cook hamburger quickly

[prime yacht]

should i wait before starting inter

[muted marten]

yes

I wont be that long

[prime yacht]

ok

[frozen sedge]

hes always around the white king i think or white bishop

From my experience

[muted marten]

glukhar can suck my nutsack

I hate him

[prime yacht]

same

[frozen sedge]

If he spawns at heli ur dead

He aimbots you through the windows

[ashen folio]

the windows are bulletproof

[dapper oasis]

red circle

[frozen sedge]

Not all. Not in the heli in the building

[ashen folio]

heli in a building?

[frozen sedge]

No if he spawns around the heli or anywhere there and youre in a building he aimbots you

[muted marten]

I think I got accepted for ETS lmao

nice

[frozen sedge]

Through the windows in the building

I love how RB-AO is free guns

[dusk flume]

anyone have a green or black keycard theyd be willing to trade?

[ashen folio]

if hes outside ig but the windows in the heli are bulletproof i killed him because i quick peeked from heli and killed his guards once

[muted marten]

for what @dusk flume

just buy it

both are cheap

[dusk flume]

@muted marten ive got a ton of slicks i dont use

[ashen folio]

he didnt shoot through the glass and i couldnt shoot through it

[muted marten]

bro that is not worth it

[dusk flume]

slicks are 800K wdym LULW

[muted marten]

and they are armour

which go away

when you die once

[dusk flume]

so get gud

[ashen folio]

how many slicks we talkin

[muted marten]

buy iy

[stable frost]

The difference is that you can't offer it for Flea Value as it's not FIR

[muted marten]

stop having money fear

[prime yacht]

^

its a 200k item

so ill take 20 for a green 😉

[muted marten]

give me 25

[stable frost]

Also can't afford 5 mil

[frozen sedge]

Finally got therapist lvl 2

[dusk flume]

uhhhhhhhh

[muted marten]

and you can have my green

[dusk flume]

wtf

[muted marten]

dont

Im not trading

[ashen folio]

give me 10 and ill trade black

[muted marten]

why dont you buy it

[dusk flume]

green u dont make profit off of

[ashen folio]

actually 15

[muted marten]

you can

trust

[stable frost]

Yes you do?

[dusk flume]

its a 4 mil key u have to do a ton of runs in order to do so

[prime yacht]

green is best card lol

[muted marten]

ok

[ashen folio]

tf its one of the most profitable labs keys

[dusk flume]

ive run it the past couple days and got only shit

[muted marten]

buy it if you main labs

like every key in the game

[stable frost]

Took me 10-15 runs to pay off, where I also hit up Black, killed players and raiders.

[dusk flume]

i do but i dont run it solo that often

[ashen folio]

git gud

[prime yacht]

git gud

[dusk flume]

i am gud

[celest kiln]

What do you guys think about street bosses, 2 or how many more?

[muted marten]

nah

[prime yacht]

no you arent

[muted marten]

mf doesnt run solo

[dusk flume]

Sadge

[muted marten]

and says he gud

[prime yacht]

you are low skill shitter

[muted marten]

true

[ashen folio]

29

[muted marten]

83

[dusk flume]

i have 2k hours i just started doing labs tho like a month or 2 ago

[prime yacht]

77777777

[celest kiln]

lel

[muted marten]

vendor the slick

[prime yacht]

why did u start labs so late lmao

[muted marten]

I keep them cause they look cool

[dusk flume]

why would i

[muted marten]

and I am proud

[prime yacht]

i started it at like 500 raids

[muted marten]

to kill for them

[prime yacht]

i keep the cool ones from pvp

[ashen folio]

2k hours and doesnt run solo 😆

[muted marten]

I mean

solo is boring

[frozen sedge]

I always solo run

[dusk flume]

i run solo but on other maps

[frozen sedge]

its so much easier

I 1 tapped my friend in the head because im so dumb

[dusk flume]

i only solo money runs i like to have an advantage when i pvp

[prime yacht]

money run 😆

[frozen sedge]

I solo everything

[prime yacht]

solo gets boring so fast

[frozen sedge]

Especially customs always easy money

[prime yacht]

its best when you start tho

[frozen sedge]

Extract camp in factory

With igolnik

[prime yacht]

chad gang

scav gang cause i dont wanna die on guide

[dusk flume]

wdym?

[muted marten]

hes waiting for me

[dusk flume]

ohhhhh so u dont lose ur progress

[prime yacht]

industrial society and its affects on the futuer

[ashen folio]

havent scaved in like a month lmao

[frozen sedge]

This game is so buggy

[dusk flume]

my dad runs scavs

on my account lmao

[celest kiln]

lol cool

[prime yacht]

cool

[dusk flume]

and he gets a lot of shit surprisingly

[celest kiln]

dads a gamer 😮

[dusk flume]

i stopped playing tarkov for like 2 months and he got around 6 mil from just scavs

[blazing inlet]

Based

[dusk flume]

and a bunch of gear

[ashen folio]

gaymer dad confirmed?!

[muted marten]

what!?

[blazing inlet]

I’ve been gone all day

What’d I miss

[prime yacht]

bruh

what is this scav

lol

[celest kiln]

bad scav i dont see 2 grizzlies

[keen ore]

chad scav man

[blazing inlet]

Scav got the fit

[dusk flume]

one time i got a gzhel and a r700 with m61 and a tacfield

[blazing inlet]

What

[keen ore]

scav do be pretty loaded ngl gnl ngl

[prime yacht]

4 man lol

one tapped

[keen ore]

hot sex

[blazing inlet]

A truly based moment

[keen ore]

usec funny moments 2009

[inland copper]

Anyone know if you get onto the Test Servers, if you can still play the normal servers as well?

[muted marten]

yeah

[prime yacht]

yes

[muted marten]

just switch between client type

[celest kiln]

Noice

[prime yacht]

lol

[inland copper]

@muted marten @prime yacht thanks

[muted marten]

np

it doesnt affect normal game

[prime yacht]

aaaaaaa

im so bored

[muted marten]

its basically just a seperate account

[prime yacht]

yea

[muted marten]

Ill be 15 mins

[prime yacht]

ok

[prime yacht]

ok

ojojojaojksodjojjj

a

a

[keen ore]

lmao rejoining a raid for 6th time

are the servers being weird or is it me

[frozen sedge]

i just went factory twice and lost 100k

[celest kiln]

Pog

[frozen sedge]

I still profited 100k so idc

[stable frost]

I keep watching that on repeat lmao, respect your teammate however, he didn't complain but rather saw it as a good thing that you at least finished your quest, or at least till you told him that TKs don't count.

[frozen sedge]

What should i put my sharpness to?

[sharp bramble]

he was chill with it, it was our like 20th raid and it was late, thats my wipe teamate

[stable frost]

The max sharpness in Java is lvl 5

[sharp bramble]

we made like 3m each that night

[keen ore]

8th time reconnecting now, let's hope somebody doesnt find me and shoot me in the back of the head lol

[ashen folio]

night reserve gang wya

[keen ore]

7 mins left in raid don't think i'll be able to reconnect

god i hate my internet so much

why does it have to be so slow ffs

[ashen folio]

mp7 gang

mbus gang

[prime yacht]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786340068355997727/787007428163010631/ray.gif

[modern thistle]

gl40 on factory gang

[ashen folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312712526846492674/720464454868926534/image0.gif

[muted marten]

how?

[ashen folio]

i dont know

[muted marten]

what

how

[ashen folio]

can generator

[muted marten]

can generator what?

[ashen folio]

it generates can

cans

[muted marten]

cans

[prime yacht]

pog?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786340068355997727/787007428163010631/ray.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786340068355997727/787007428163010631/ray.gif

[modern thistle]

salmon

[ashen folio]

da stingray

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763527340797722654/785756114808995870/image0.gif

[modern thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cool-hair-the-simpsons-gif-14733180

me when i enter techlite

[muted marten]

jame!?

how!?

[ashen folio]

the bron jame

[muted marten]

No way

I dont believe it

[ashen folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639239867607416901/698930718822367242/gmod.gif

discord mods

on their way to ban speaking in screenshots

[spiral echo]

Sm fucking h

[ashen folio]

for literally no reason lol

[muted marten]

shake my head my head

[spiral echo]

Damn y’all, I got like 4 needles in my face today

[prime yacht]

britishhhhhh

[muted marten]

ETS is installing

[prime yacht]

so?!?

[ashen folio]

bri ish

[prime yacht]

smh m y head

[muted marten]

and Im going to go do something british

[spiral echo]

Bri Ish

[prime yacht]

i take slick

[muted marten]

right about now

[prime yacht]

i am s;ocl rocl

[prime yacht]

waht

[muted marten]

No

No

[modern thistle]

santa clowes

[muted marten]

people who deny santa smh

[prime yacht]

smh

[modern thistle]

i deny santa

[muted marten]

wha-

[modern thistle]

i do not accept

[muted marten]

m-

no

[prime yacht]

SCAV TIME

[modern thistle]

kany

[muted marten]

kany

[prime yacht]

kany

[spiral echo]

kany

[muted marten]

me when kany

[prime yacht]

based?! 😳

[modern thistle]

based on what? plants? haha, stupid vegan.

p

[prime yacht]

i hate vegan

smh

[potent sun]

mfw (my face when) gaming

[prime yacht]

tree eater

[prime yacht]

pog?

vpo time

cause no one game

[modern thistle]

i game.

vpo supreme

[ashen folio]

i mean

plants are good

but not in a burger

:/

[prime yacht]

no

never plany

[ashen folio]

kinda defeats the purpose

[modern thistle]

we've got a vegantarion guys haha booo get off the sta

[potent sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/648400331583258631/703047312322068490/speed_8.gif

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-binguscord-ketamine-gif-18718985

[modern thistle]

what the fuck

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

[modern thistle]

stupid testicle cat

o hdear god

[ashen folio]

bingus

[modern thistle]

what the fuck is a bingus

[prime yacht]

i hate ballsack cats

they look so wierd

[late steppe]

Le funny cat

True

[ashen folio]

m

[slow bear]

m

[modern thistle]

imagine trying to pet a goddamn cat

and it feels like a freshly shaven ballsack

not for me sorry

[late steppe]

Tarkov grenades

[ashen folio]

why do you guys keep referring to the naked cat as a ballsack? yall gay or something?

[modern thistle]

because it looks wrinkly and ugly

[slow bear]

because it looks like a ballsack

[ashen folio]

coolest helmet?

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

true but

[modern thistle]

i kill so many idiots with that helmet

[slow bear]

[modern thistle]

what is the point of even wearing that

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

lootlord plushie

[slow bear]

[modern thistle]

mandalorian

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

[slow bear]

[muted marten]

Ia am going to murder you

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

look cool

[slow bear]

murder

[modern thistle]

i guess so

[ashen folio]

and you can have nvgs with face protection

[modern thistle]

but if i get 7.62 ps

[slow bear]

[modern thistle]

you are dead ok

[slow bear]

High ricochet

[ashen folio]

well duh

@modern thistle its lvl 2 with high ricochet chance and only helmet u can wear that has eye protection with nightvision

thats why

[slow bear]

[modern thistle]

gargh

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

also cool headset

[prime yacht]

[slow bear]

[ashen folio]

the fast rac headset sucks

[late steppe]

[ashen folio]

really?

ive been using it with every helmet that can use it lol

i mean

all headsets are preference

i used sordins for the longest time but i switched to comtac so both me and my friend could hear the same and coordinate better

yeah

[vague thorn]

its the same as sordins i think

[modern thistle]

so are comtacs the best?

[vague thorn]

it's the same as one of the standalone ones at least

[ashen folio]

i usually use sordins but i havent had any issues with rac headset

sordins have higher bass on wood and metal but shorter range

[stable frost]

Sordins and Comtacs are the most used, I prefer and a lot others prefer Comtacs but I would reccomend using both to see what you prefer

[modern thistle]

roighte

[ashen folio]

voices are also much louder on sordins

what headset has the most range?

comtac

thats why most use it

cuz theyre rats

cool time to use them

[muted marten]

comtac 2 better

[ashen folio]

sometimes i use ratnik headphones cuz theyre so loud but the direction you hear enemies is aids

you dont really know where they are but you hear the very well

[modern thistle]

Rat

[dusty shard]

Lool Wipe thursday thats a good name

[modern thistle]

Rat headphone

[stable frost]

Wipe is Thursday? Like next week?

[modern thistle]

yes

it is today.

wipe today.

[ashen folio]

dude

[muted marten]

dude

[ashen folio]

today is friday, wipe next thursday

[stable frost]

Yea wtf

I was confused

[dusty shard]

Ok Nikita slow it down

[stable frost]

@modern thistle You're stupid, it's next week

[modern thistle]

nope its today its to

[muted marten]

Nikita?

no thats 'wipe thursday'

[dusty shard]

Its definitely not wipe this week coming

[stable frost]

Dude I just got my intel up today, comn and we're already wiping?

[ashen folio]

yep

[stable frost]

wtfff

[dusty shard]

HEs trolling

[stable frost]

Nobody wants a wipe anyways

[dusty shard]

I do

[muted marten]

I cant tell if you are joking rusko

engange brain

[stable frost]

I'm joking

Wipe is happening in 2 weeks

[late steppe]

On a Thursday

[dusty shard]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[muted marten]

thursday in 2 weeks

[modern thistle]

wipe was yesterday get with the times o

[muted marten]

is christmas eve

yoooo

that is based

[dusty shard]

We all know whats happening on christmas day 😉

[muted marten]

I havent listed to a single christmas song yet

[modern thistle]

come on kaney

[muted marten]

kaney

what are you trying to say bro

[late steppe]

Get in the holiday spirit

[modern thistle]

kane

[muted marten]

all I have got from you so far is kany and kaney

[dusty shard]

LOL

[muted marten]

Knaye

[modern thistle]

káéé

[muted marten]

or if you are going normal Kanye

[dusty shard]

Tell us a famous quote you made Knaye

[muted marten]

a quote?

and you asking Knaye or Kanye

[ashen folio]

wtf guys i got this insane item from my scav case

[dusty shard]

Knaye

[ashen folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/436983246182678548/787013362948767764/2020-12-1118-49_0.png

[modern thistle]

poor you

[ashen folio]

is this helmet good

[modern thistle]

yeah

take it into labs with that green armour

[muted marten]

I dont have any quotes

[ashen folio]

should i wear it?

[muted marten]

because I am braindead

[modern thistle]

yes wear it to labs

[muted marten]

@prime yacht what is a quote of m

[modern thistle]

argh i need money

[ashen folio]

ok

[muted marten]

me

I went kolpak labs

[modern thistle]

time to kick down doors

[modern thistle]

w

[tired ravine]

pog

[muted marten]

stopped a round

it was nuts

[ashen folio]

how

[muted marten]

stopped raider RIP

fs

[prime yacht]

yeah

[ashen folio]

oh

[prime yacht]

it was cool

[dusty shard]

Man i fucked itt this wipe LOL, i didnt rush my bc farm now im at like 900k lmao

[ashen folio]

LOL

[muted marten]

it was nuts

man that whole raid

popping

[ashen folio]

raider aimbot be like

[muted marten]

he killed me

cause aks74u with no stock is a bit jumpy

and I had no armour

[ashen folio]

wipe thursday

[late steppe]

Wipe....

[muted marten]

ETS is nearly done installing

and thats kinda wiped account

[prime yacht]

when guide

[muted marten]

you get to fuck around with 10 mill

Imma use it when Im tired

[ashen folio]

i just shit myself

[muted marten]

same

[ashen folio]

is that 20m or 200m

[muted marten]

20

[tired ravine]

20

[ashen folio]

lol

[muted marten]

my thoughts exactly

[light oyster]

going to shovel driveway and run to town then get the loot

[tired ravine]

pretty pog tho

[prime yacht]

british

please

[tired ravine]

20 mil in 25 levels isnt bad

[muted marten]

JESUS SQUISHY

[prime yacht]

i want to be able to do the challenge

[muted marten]

do you love me or smth

[prime yacht]

when will you play

[muted marten]

I will check on hamburger

[prime yacht]

I DONT WANT TO DIE

[muted marten]

if it is nearly done cant

[prime yacht]

AND ALL I CAN PLAY WITH IS AMERICANS

[muted marten]

if it is not then can

[prime yacht]

what kind of hamburger takes like

30 minutes to cook lol

put it on grill

smh

[muted marten]

idk I thought mum started it ages ago

I check

[prime yacht]

i bounced 2 pst gzh off a penis helmet

[muted marten]

@prime yacht sorry

burger done in 5 minute

[prime yacht]

waht

[muted marten]

no time

[prime yacht]

how long

after that

[muted marten]

not long

I will speed run eating

Ill be back at like 6:15

[potent sun]

WHY does my english teacher always call on this kid with the shittiest mic on the planet

[muted marten]

and then over an hour till challenge

easy time

[muted marten]

I feel that

[potent sun]

like literally worst i have ever heard

[muted marten]

CSGO mic level?

SIEGE mic level?

[dusty shard]

I bet its Original modern warfare mexican mom mic level

Crunchy vaccums

[tired ravine]

how do you do gunsmith 1 without this

[muted marten]

worst I ever heard

[tired ravine]

i cant remember how i did

[potent sun]

imagine if roblox had a voice chat and a bunch of 11 year olds using laptop camera mics

[late steppe]

Holy shit

[muted marten]

idk how people get such bad mics

[late steppe]

How can someones mic be that terrible

[prime yacht]

chad

basically my mic

according to british

[muted marten]

yes

[potent sun]

LMAO that can not be real

[muted marten]

it is

trust

it was me and my 2 friends

[dusty shard]

Thats the worst

[potent sun]

he had to have done that to his mic on purpose there is no way

[muted marten]

Idk man

he wasnt trolling

he played normally

[prime yacht]

JUST SPENT HALF A MIL ON A MPX

[celest kiln]

Pog

[ashen folio]

what level do i need to reach to get elite on a skill

[stable frost]

51 I believe, but I assure you that it is no easy feat

[prime yacht]

51

[ashen folio]

yeah i see

[prime yacht]

is max for all skills

[ashen folio]

i really wanted the search elite

i will speedrun dinner

matt stonie

[stable frost]

Just search everything, unlike strength and etc there isn't much of a way to farm it apart from just searching everything.

[ashen folio]

yeah

[potent sun]

some kids in my english class mic doesnt work and some kid said "i think the mic is bugged"

god i hate this class so much

[late steppe]

In my class nobody talks at all

Only in the chat

[muted marten]

same

when I had online

like 2 girls did

[prime yacht]

ez 600+k spent

[ashen folio]

go factory with it

[stable frost]

No PK:06s 🤢

[dusty shard]

Dude i swear that no one ever plays the ets wtf

[prime yacht]

ill add them

gimme a sec

[potent sun]

pk 06 overrated

[stable frost]

Just give me access already, I've been waiting a month

[dusty shard]

Looool

[muted marten]

i got it in like a week

[dusty shard]

yeah frl

[prime yacht]

better?

[celest kiln]

they probably dont need or want anymore 😦

[stable frost]

Is there like a method? Do I need to say Nikita's name 3 times in the mirror at 3am to give me ETS?

[dusty shard]

They are gonna need more players sleep, there is literally no one in the lobbys

[muted marten]

its dead asf

[dusty shard]

Man i need to make money so i can get my BC farm going ffs

Stash 2 is 3.5m and thats cancer

[muted marten]

alpha gang

[dusty shard]

Im not paying for EOD until christmas lmao fuck t hat

[muted marten]

Im not at all

fucking 100£

[dusty shard]

Covid is fucking me for cash so fuck that noise in all of its entirety

[celest kiln]

maybe, because i dont know what they want specifically tested atm so i would still be on the maybe side of needing more players

[dusty shard]

They are generally looking for teleporting backwards when running

Getting into areas that you normally cantt

De-sync

all able to be tested by normal day players that just shoot at eachother

They just aren't on the full realization that they need to accept more people because i swear there is like less then 1000 players between the 6 servers

[tired ravine]

im so sad

[prime yacht]

lol

[tired ravine]

long ass reload animation

[ashen folio]

hahaha the amount of advantage you get just by being a sweaty no lifer

[prime yacht]

chad scav?

[celest kiln]

its gets even better when you stack it with gun type skill xP

[robust pewter]

it bugs me whenever i see people spell "peek" as "peak"

[ashen folio]

correct them or move on

[tired ravine]

none of my teammates hit him

and i am sad

[ashen folio]

i'd never learn english if it wasnt for me trying to speak and type it as a 10yo and people correcting me

[celest kiln]

i was peaking this dude bro :<

[robust pewter]

yeah but you'd think the word peek is something they'd learn in the 1st or 2nd grade

[ashen folio]

Yike. Ers. https://twitter.com/era7e_/status/1337455716702023680?s=21

✴️ (@ERA7E_)

& people thought I was crazy when I said MW had skill based hitreg..

Twitter · Dec 11, 2020, 5:54 PM

[robust pewter]

only reason it bugs me

[ashen folio]

Imagine putting so much work into making good players bad at the game.

[muted marten]

it that

real

[robust pewter]

there's a reason i havent touched and CoD games since black ops 1

[ashen folio]

At least Tarkov anally fucks everyone equally

[robust pewter]

series is garbo

[ashen folio]

Yea, it’s real

[muted marten]

what game is that for

[celest kiln]

i have no idea what that is but ok 🙂

[ashen folio]

It only started in Modern Warfare

[muted marten]

WHY

[ashen folio]

CoD

[muted marten]

is that a thing

fucking practice

[ashen folio]

Before Modern Warfare they didn’t have it

Dude

They even released another old statement like half a year back

“We use skill based algorithm to increase marketing sales because most people cannot win”

[tired ravine]

I am very sad

[ashen folio]

Dude, have you NEVER PLAYED ON CONSOLE? NO ONE WINS. EVERYONE IS ANGRU AT EACH OTHER

[late steppe]

Mw2 lobby's

[ashen folio]

Like, why does MW have to be such a snowflake gameeeeee

Exactly

[night lance]

so I've got 7.5mil on me right now. Would it be worthwhile to invest it all in a bitcoin farm or nah?

[ashen folio]

MW2 lobby was the peak of gamer evolution

@night lance yes.

[night lance]

alright

[ashen folio]

Did the leap and never regret

You make so much fucking money you can’t deal with it all

[night lance]

you got an estimate of how much it typically takes to get it built?

damn alright

[ashen folio]

How much for all the GPU? Or what

It takes forever to build but totally worth it

[night lance]

Just like overall mostly

[ashen folio]

And playing with low cash for a few days is fun

[robust pewter]

if you max out the bitcoin farm you'll get your return on investment in like a week

then its all profit from there

[ashen folio]

Ye

[night lance]

hmmmmmmm

alright im convinced

[ashen folio]

And after that you make uhh

1m a day?

[night lance]

damn

alright

[ashen folio]

Just idle cash

And fuel is 90k so

[night lance]

gonna go buy shit to set it up now then

ive already got a decent bit upgraded from finding stuff on shoreline

[robust pewter]

solar farm is good for maximising profit too

[ashen folio]

You buy fuel once every 30 hours or so

[robust pewter]

makes fuel last much longer

[ashen folio]

Yup

Just max out hideout

You won’t regret it

[potent sun]

i need to level my metabolism

[robust pewter]

it's a good feeling gearing up with "chad" kits knowing my bitcoin farm will pay for it if i die

[potent sun]

of course whenever i need food and drinks i can never find any

[ashen folio]

If you’re worried about going broke and having to reach for scraps to play, just keep yourself above 1m

@potent sun buy it

[potent sun]

buy what

[robust pewter]

mayo and aquamari

yum

[ashen folio]

It’s a good feeling gearing up for chad kits knowing it’s impossible to go below 100m now :c

Ye buy like dehydrating food

[potent sun]

ok

[ashen folio]

Then water it back up

In raid

Complete the raid, repeat

Ain’t hard.

What ya need to level it up for tho

[robust pewter]

**grenade yourself

repeat

[ashen folio]

Max Metabolism is a worse Max Memory

[potent sun]

nutrition station lvl 3

[ashen folio]

Ohhhh

Yea get on that grind boiiiiii

[robust pewter]

a friend told me that max metabolism stops the "learning speed skill %" from decreasing as fast

[ashen folio]

@muted marten https://pdfaiw.uspto.gov/.aiw?PageNum=0&docid=20190329139

[robust pewter]

ive never felt so lied too

[muted marten]

bro that is complex tf

[ashen folio]

Even if it did, what’s the point? Just throw air filter in and train endu+str

Now you training like 5 skills at once

Throw in an SKS and spam reload to train AR skill and you never need to build a meta gun again

[robust pewter]

cus air filters are 400k each for a tiny increase

[ashen folio]

Max AR skill makes most of the ARs have meta recoil. Like 40 recoil base. Don’t even have to build meta. You just don’t have recoil

40% increase

It’s actually a stupid amount

[robust pewter]

like permanent 40% while in raid or does that also eventually go down to 2%?

[ashen folio]

Permanent 40% increase to all exp gained in raid

For your physical skill training

But everything is physical basically

[robust pewter]

ok that is pretty good then hmmm

[ashen folio]

If you’re not broke, it’s worth it

[night lance]

alright just spent about a million upgrading shit, now ive gotta wait like a whole day before i can get intel2 up lmao

[ashen folio]

You don’t have to buy it on reset (that would imply you’re training 90 hours straight)

[night lance]

buying stuff to upgrade shit i mean

[robust pewter]

i thought it was just like 40% on top of what you start with and eventually goes down to 2% like everything else

[ashen folio]

Just find a day to train a lot and buy a filter

[robust pewter]

permanent 40% definitely makes it worth the money the i'd say

[ashen folio]

@night lance nice

[robust pewter]

run some laps around customs with a tank battery in my epsilon

[ashen folio]

@robust pewter if you’re getting to the point you get practically no exp, you’re staying too long

[rotund bolt]

So I've died due to extraction bug... I tried to extract via South-v on woods twice and it just kept counting down with no effect...

I lost like 2m gear...

[robust pewter]

well if it's constantly sitting at 40% that's really not that bad

much better than 2%

[ashen folio]

Ye. It affects whatever exp you get from raid. It’s a multiplier. So your base exp could drop from 100 to 10

But you just reset the raid no problem

Personally would just go Shoreline (if you’re training any of the major skills), shove tank battery up your butt. Buy a billion SKS, buy a billion HP ammo or whatever is poopoo cheap, and spam reload while sprinting to exfil

If you are at 0skill levels across the board

[robust pewter]

lol im confused again so it applies the 40% to your skill gains at the end of the raid? it doesnt cap it out to 40% during the raid?

[ashen folio]

Probably takes you about 3-4 days to hit max Endu Str and all that

[robust pewter]

im refering the the "skill exhaustion" or whatever

[ashen folio]

Ye think of it like 40% bonus at the end. That’s how the math checks out anyway

Ye

Skill exhaustion shouldn’t matter if you’re finishing fast

If you’re min maxing your training while also fighting people, it matters a bit

If you’re just purely mindless grinding the skill, skill exhaustion won’t matter since your raid times should be like 10 minutes tops

You’re not here to make money. You’re paying for skill points, basically.

[robust pewter]

sounds pretty boring

but max strength sounds fun

[ashen folio]

Max AR skill is no joke either

[robust pewter]

oh i know, ive seen the vids

[ashen folio]

Once you have max AR

You don’t need max recoil

It becomes pretty obsolete pretty sure

[robust pewter]

ive seen the videos of a guy with max recoil control and max ar. dude was spraying a HAMR sight on an m4 with literally no recoil at all

was actually broken

[ashen folio]

A friend was running default Scav FAL with max AR

And only had lvl 11 recoil

[robust pewter]

the scav had max ar skill?

christ

[ashen folio]

And he had the same recoil as meta FAL

No like

The fal you get from Scav

Naked default Fal

[robust pewter]

ohhh

[ashen folio]

Imagine not buying any attachments. Just buy gun. That’s your meta. Gg

[robust pewter]

stockless 7.62 ak for the memes

[ashen folio]

Yeet

skill system in this game is a little broken

But the AR skill takes forever

[celest kiln]

i heard the skills stack

[ashen folio]

They do

But you don’t need recoil if you max AR

[celest kiln]

ye so if you max both O M G 😮

[ashen folio]

It’s like the difference between 40 and 35 recoil

Whereas AR skill is like the difference between 150 and 60 recoil

[celest kiln]

hrmm

[ashen folio]

Only thing that sucks is AR skill and Sniper skill are the only ones you can spam train like that

[robust pewter]

is it even worth grinding out the skills though? i feel like we're approaching wipe pretty quickly

[ashen folio]

No top loaders for DMR :c

No way to cheese M1A skill

It’s up to you

If you enjoy Tarkov and want something to do, your call

[celest kiln]

i will probably never grind skills other then level 3 str. Does not seem fun at all imo

[ashen folio]

For example, just finished Killa tracksuit

Is there a point? Nah

Is wipe soon? Maybe

[robust pewter]

killa tracksuit fugly though

[celest kiln]

they can also just give up on making the game tomorrow xP

[ashen folio]

Was it better than just running Res and Labs all day and being stuck skill wise? For sure

Ye honestly just gonna use a paperweight next wipe to grind Strength off stream

Just to speed it along

[celest kiln]

ohh lilia where do you keybind free look?

[ashen folio]

Mouse side button

[celest kiln]

hrmm ok'

[ashen folio]

Think Lvndmark uses Alt though

It’s all Pref

Probably should try to learn to do it on keyboard. Move it to a free key or something

Allow the mouse hand to remain in the same position during combat, no changing grips etc

Maybe next wipe

[celest kiln]

i just want to find a button that when i use it dosent feel like i am breaking it xD

[ashen folio]

How’s that

[celest kiln]

i broke like 3 or 4 scroll wheels on the mouse lol

[ashen folio]

Ohh

Yeah scroll wheel is ass for free look

[celest kiln]

so i get scared whenever something involved the wheel

[robust pewter]

well uh, apparently i sold my epsilon container at some point and i dont even remember doing that

i guess rip the tank battery in my epsilon strategy

[celest kiln]

Pog

[ashen folio]

Only good thing for scroll wheel click is rare stuff like identify and whatever

@robust pewter lol oof. No Kappa? Guess you gotta do Docs cases

[celest kiln]

im terrified to even do that,

[robust pewter]

docs cases arent heavy?

[ashen folio]

What mouse tho

Docs cases filled with SAS drives are

[celest kiln]

after like 40 items i ended up identifying everything in raid with the F button lol

[robust pewter]

:/ who comes up with this shit lol

[ashen folio]

Dunno

But it worked

2 docs cases full is like

38kg ish

[celest kiln]

im collect SSDs for USD conversion 😛

[ashen folio]

If you put 4 docs cases full, you got that 50-60 KG for sure

Ya just gotta be in yellow though bye

Btw

Don’t matter how heavy you are as long as you’re in yellow

[robust pewter]

right

[ashen folio]

Also SKS will help with some of the weight

[robust pewter]

brb buying out there entire sas drive market

[ashen folio]

fucking hate when ur fighting someone and theyre so bad they miss every single bullet but they get a lucky hs on u and u die

[spark cobalt]

i can sell somebody a docs full of sas drives

im already elite str

[celest kiln]

Thats how it goes wipe.

[ashen folio]

Your loadout will be SKS, pockets full of cheap 762 ammo, 2-3 docs cases in butt depending on how much it takes to hit yellow, then you can keep a nade in your butt if you wanna end yourself or something. Dunno what would be worth keeping in the empty slots of secure

@spark cobalt sold tank battery and over 60 SAS drives after hitting elite strength

It was liberating

Literally a weight taken off

[celest kiln]

lol

[robust pewter]

singehandedly raised the price of sas drives from 22k to 50k on the flea

go me

[ashen folio]

Had enough SAS drives to fill 4 docs cases.

Noice

[dusty shard]

This is an interesting method of training strength

I like this

[ashen folio]

You’re interesting

[dusty shard]

Well thank you

[celest kiln]

https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyBovineAsparagusAMPEnergy lol thats funny

[robust pewter]

think i gotta wait for the price to go down now

aint buying sas drives for 50k each now lol

[ashen folio]

just use tank battery its cheaper and easier tbh

[celest kiln]

no buy out the market 🙂

[ashen folio]

Ye. You can wait a bit

you cant work on anything else tho

He sold his epsi @ashen folio

oh

[robust pewter]

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