eft-chat-2

[oak trout]

the audio rework is a major step in the right direction, and i hope some of the graphical optimizations help people with less powerful systems, but i dont know if any of it will matter if the networking is still a mess

[ashen folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7U_JleDbzQ

[high merlin]

Is there a patch coming with the wipe this time?

[round urchin]

yes

[high merlin]

What did we do to deserve this

[round urchin]

they make factory small again

[high merlin]

Content from Nikita?!

[chilly harbor]

never before seen

[merry marsh]

not feeling this wipe ngl

[ancient surge]

Servers up yet ?

[cedar elk]

Guys usec or bear

[quartz summit]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[willow stump]

urban responder the best drip

[ashen folio]

Any of ya'll want to duo or trio up for wipe? Experienced player 2x kappa hmu.

[radiant brook]

did they finally add airdrops to factory yet

[ashen folio]

hol up, what do you mean by this

[willow stump]

it is a bad joke

[umbral spear]

@thin sinew разбань в русском таркове ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!!!! Я НЕ БУДУ СПАМИТЬ

[ashen folio]

ahh i see, cheers

[willow stump]

#rules message

i've no idea if this applies to ru eft server good luck

[quaint wolf]

i cant share my screen in the channels anymore. does anyone know why?

[stray light]

Anyone have rough map of streets for 0.13?

[vivid laurel]

How are people supposed to have that when no one have played the map?

[stray light]

Plus it seems only a portion of streets will be available

[stray light]

From trailers/leaks ?

[vivid laurel]

Ur dumb

A trailer usually shows 10-30% of what is coming

[stray light]

There are plenty of rough maps based on trailers. I was just wondering if there was one updated for 0.13

[hidden parrot]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[little haven]

I remember that I saw a map of it, but I cant really remember where, I can try to find it

[karmic berry]

Will the game be ready to play to half 12 or will there be server queues?

[ashen folio]

there will be queues

[karmic berry]

How long the wait do u think

[ashen folio]

the servers will likely be down, this is probably gonna be the biggest wipe in a long time

[ancient geode]

with streets of tarkov coming out yeah i have a feeeling we gonna be waiting in line for a bit

[karmic berry]

My pc barely loads lighthouse so no streets for me yet lol

[ashen folio]

the wipe downtime will likely be extended too

like basically every other wipe

so i'd say you have to wait another 3-4 hours to actually be able to remotely play

[stable crag]

Can anyone tell me why I don't have permission to talk in most channels? only "eft-chat". Can't talk in any other channel like "looking-for-group" or anything

[ancient geode]

streets isnt gonna be huge right now either i dont think, didnt they say its just a part of it for now

[ashen folio]

people will still want to play streets no matter what

they've been teasing it for like 3 years now

[karmic berry]

I can only hope, I’ve heard it’s like 4 interchanges combined lol don’t know if that’s true

[ancient geode]

damn thats gonna be insane, getting me more exited

[half dove]

do we get a queue?

[stable crag]

bruh

[karmic berry]

I’m sticking to my root good old customs

I’ll have to find a friend to help with my tasks it’s my first real wipe so I don’t really know how to do them

[deft musk]

bro...

[karmic berry]

For me it’s 2hr 30 mins left I think I done the math right kms I

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[hidden parrot]

ITS 3 AM

[karmic berry]

Ubers eats will be over worked for a few days with me lol

10:34 for me

[hidden parrot]

i dont sleep until like 7ish ill get saome hours in

[deft musk]

its 530

[hidden parrot]

if it was 530 itd be done

[deft musk]

time zone goober

[rich walrus]

1:57:30 for me, I started a timer as it wiped lol

[hidden parrot]

no time is fake and made up

[pulsar umbra]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[karmic berry]

Will the lighthouse boss spawn 100% of the time or no?

[deft musk]

prob not like every boss ever

[karmic berry]

So if I get lucky and kill it can I go loot it for its gun?

The arena looks soo good I’m actually excited for that

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[trail glen]

Beat u too it, got some sam miguel

[tender marten]

Is streets comin?

[trail glen]

Yup, read patch notes

[tender marten]

I did maybe I missed the streets part

[lunar ice]

yes streets is coming, atleast the first iteration

[trail glen]

The armour/weapon perks are abit unexpected

[tender marten]

Dope

[lunar ice]

from the patchnotes im expecting skills to level faster

tbh

like "rare" improvements only happen with elite skills

I must have missed that myself

caught me off guard

[woven bramble]

armor damage reduction seems weird and not super balanced, the weapon perks seem perfectly fine

[lunar ice]

armor damage usually refers to how fast it breaks

so not too bad

[trail glen]

I don't really watch the livestreams tbh, isn't something I'd expect from tarkov, wonder how the accuracy effects snipers/dmrs

[woven bramble]

if so then good

[ashen folio]

cant you get -50% damage on elite though?

[lunar ice]

if you're talking about the elite health skill, thats been bugged forever

[ashen folio]

no the elite armor repair

[lunar ice]

not sure then

[ashen folio]

because +50% armour durability seems busted

[lunar ice]

might save you from another bullet

tbh

wont make that big of a difference

[trail glen]

Guess they dropped armour plates for this system?

[ashen folio]

yeah

[lunar ice]

I doubt it

tbh

but we'll see

[trail glen]

Ahh okay was excited for that when they mentioned it years ago

Maybe one day 👍

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[ornate birch]

Are u ready to find Salevas guys? ;))

[agile plume]

yes

[honest jackal]

Im ready to get destroyed as a fresh begginer

Can you suggest any content creator for in depth guides?

[karmic berry]

No streamer I watch gives advice they always scav to get money lol

[crimson oxide]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[willow stump]

me on 5600dpi chilling

[bleak sand]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[unborn schooner]

any way to switch the email on a tarkov account? trying to consolidate all my emails

[keen lynx]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[radiant crater]

how long does the instalation usually take?

[scenic eagle]

6-8 hours

[trail rover]

knowing bsg it will take 12 hours and then once the game is up there will be a 30k queue and none of the servers will work

[keen lynx]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[smoky ether]

Most likely.

[little haven]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[median wagon]

??wipe

[fierce acorn]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[ancient geode]

message seems to update so no need

yeah just noticed that picked my usual one

[elder crystal]

What faction are you guys running at the beginning of wipe and why?

[trail glen]

usec always

[slim grotto]

will we be able to stream once wipe goeas live?

[normal venture]

After 3 times usec i feel like bear this time

[ancient geode]

if you dont go bear purely for the voice lines then u wrong for that

[lean shadow]

Anyone wanna duo up?

[trail glen]

nah tarkov solo life always

[ocean linden]

snm

[sterile ember]

help my launcher won't let me log in is this normal

[ocean linden]

yea im from uk aswell

[iron hollow]

Just keep trying

[lean shadow]

Wanna duo g

[worn chasm]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[ocean linden]

yea

[elder crystal]

Would anyone be down to run some tarkov with me? this is my first real wipe and I need some experienced players who don't mind helping a new guy out.

[opal apex]

Does anybody know when will you be able to buy the new SMG? Which trader and level?

[agile plume]

No hasnt been said

[ashen folio]

i'd assume prapor 3

[cerulean plover]

can you win in tarkov pvp wiht a laggy pc?

[ashen folio]

russian smg, mid>high end, probably 40-50k with cheap 20's and expensive 30's

[opal apex]

OOF, that kinda sucks I wanted to run it at the start of wipe

[winged quiver]

Bear or usec and why?

[hallow comet]

bro what theu dont tell you is you need a 7090 ti with a 33500 i9 k

[woven bramble]

almost no difrence dont stress it

[cerulean plover]

im being fr brah

[mint hill]

do we get arena with this patch?

[hallow comet]

i get like 60-100 frames depending where i am

[obtuse verge]

Arena hasn’t been announced to release has it?

[hallow comet]

no were getting streets only.

[mint hill]

wasnt it supposed to release with streets?

[cerulean plover]

thats crazy

[ashen folio]

i hope BT ammo stays at 380 a round, viable cheap high pen SMG

[cerulean plover]

i only get 5-30 fps

[mint hill]

sad 😦 arena looks nice

[ancient geode]

is the arena free for eod only?

[tired merlin]

moms looks nice too

[elder crystal]

at least streets will be available after what? 2 years of teasing it, just be ready for it to run at 30 fps

[mint hill]

was it EoD or like 10€ to buy it?

[hallow comet]

ima need a 7090 ti w a 32500 i9 k

[ashen folio]

i believe ive heard 30 euros

[tired merlin]

quantum pcs are required to play streets

[hallow comet]

😭

[elder crystal]

@hallow comet 😆 I just need a rocketship for a a computer

[shrewd vapor]

I'm sure it will run fine. City environments are easy to optimize.

[rotund warren]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[hallow comet]

i hope

[gusty scaffold]

Yeeah that was my thought aswell

[elder crystal]

@shrewd vapor yeah lol im just messing around my 3080 should run it just fine

[hallow comet]

waht

[lean shadow]

3070ti 32gb i9 processor laptop let’s get it

[hallow comet]

there fixing the shitty glitchy audio!??!?!?!?

[junior elbow]

how is it that this room like a lounge compared to a pub over in the first one

[trail glen]

cuz chat 1 is full of hard r's

[hallow comet]

were better than those nerds

[junior elbow]

I like this place better, think I'm staying here

[trail glen]

ngl, wish we could preload the update

[hallow comet]

[glass reef]

There are entries on the wiki that are question marks, streets has a required key for a quest for example.

Wondering, what are kind of the top 10 items that will go out of stock fast on traders that I need to buy? It's my first actual wipe, so I'm not sure what will be gone

[silver vine]

I'm very hard. Hard as a brick right now. The servers going live at 7:30? (or later if they need?)

[ashen folio]

kobra dovetail prapor1, mk12 on mech 1, mr-133s on jaeger 1

[hallow comet]

you think there going up exactly when planned everyone and there mother is tryna load iin rn

[silver vine]

I'm so hard though. Idk if i can play this way but I will be hard all day so I'm going to try and figure something out.

[zenith turtle]

dm me if u want a skilled group

[ashen folio]

my bad, isnt there t1 equiv with the rail (havent played much this wipe)

[olive thunder]

calm down bro its just a video game about people shooting eachother over cans of meat and salewa medkits

[untold blade]

Is anyone using Sonar to play EFT?

[hallow comet]

i stg ima tk for those salewas

[zenith turtle]

dm me if u want a skilled group and do missions

[glass reef]

EFT website won't even load for me LMAO

[robust wharf]

I'm so excited to sit in queue for 3 hours smh

[olive thunder]

nah bro was talking about his hog bro

[robust wharf]

After it takes 3 hours for the update to download

[hallow comet]

😡

[hollow condor]

Please BSG, don;t extend the patch!

[hallow comet]

wrd 2

[elder crystal]

If anyone would be down to run some Tarkov later DM me or add me!

[olive thunder]

oh yea and i wish for a million USD and a magical pony its not gonna happen im sorry bro

[oblique glade]

stop moaning you asked for wipe and its here so have some patience

[robust wharf]

They are prefeeding the mayo to Jaeger, patience gentlemen

[hollow condor]

😢 😢 😭

[hallow comet]

i cant i literallly cant sit still

[zenith turtle]

dm me if u want a skilled group and do missions

[tribal nest]

er

[silver vine]

Guys please, dont make this anymore complicated than it already is for me. I'm trying to reduce this hard and I need to figure this out quick.

[zenith turtle]

dm me if u want a skilled group and do missions

[hallow comet]

since today is a special event im eating fastfood for tthe first in months

[olive thunder]

bro put yo hog away and calm down please im begging its just a wipe

[tribal geyser]

Hi

[serene timber]

Auu

[lofty lotus]

IM DA BIGGEST BIRD🦅

[lapis anvil]

yooo

[cursive spruce]

??delay

[lilac terrace]

@limpid totem as if u dont see the other ones @ ing me permanently. get off my case cuz who tf r u

[unkempt spade]

Been playing this game since 2018 and i know what they’re doing

[outer coyote]

TARKOV PLEASE DELAY I WORK

[tribal geyser]

??tarkovfeet

[tribal nest]

nikita will delay hes too busy making chronicles of rizzy

[unkempt spade]

Delay for sure lol

[lofty lotus]

IM DA BIGGEST BIRD🦅 IM DA BIGGEST BIRD🦅 IM DA BIGGEST BIRD🦅 IM DA BIGGEST BIRD🦅

[tribal geyser]

Well now I hope no delay

[orchid forum]

[olive thunder]

oh good all the eft 1 chatters are pouring into eft 2

[tribal nest]

cause i alerted them to the lower cooldown 🧌

[tribal geyser]

There’s not going to they would have announced already

[lapis anvil]

Yes, mods put 2 minute delay over there

[abstract cobalt]

no delay this time

[deft musk]

arabic sequence

[tribal nest]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[tribal geyser]

Bear this time

[tribal nest]

😱

[tribal geyser]

Are you smooth

[unkempt spade]

Nah they have never finished it right at the announced time

[tribal nest]

discordians when someone wants to have lower chat cooldown

[lapis anvil]

I remember you from eft1

[solid frost]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[tribal geyser]

This might be a first

[outer coyote]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[unkempt spade]

Usually slightly over the time and delay or announcing delay early

[proper basin]

GL everyone

[tribal geyser]

Usually they have 48 hours of fire sale but not this time

[little haven]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[unkempt spade]

There was once they released the patch earlier than they announced but i’m not putting any hope on it

[tribal geyser]

Better take hoep

[proper iris]

hello

[mellow wren]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.13.0.0 has begun (<t:1672209000:R>). The update is expected to be finished <t:1672230600:R> (<t:1672230600:f>), but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. There will be a patch with the wipe. Patch notes: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/169593-patch-notes-for-01300/.

[tribal nest]

who else goin get they mp-133s soon as wipe starts

[oblique glade]

mee

[tribal nest]

yezzir

[unkempt spade]

yee

[vital marsh]

ITS OUT

[lunar sierra]

is it hard to play solo after the wipe?

[tribal geyser]

Me

[ashen folio]

what dont lie arab

[tribal nest]

NUH UH HE LYIN

[tribal geyser]

Shit up

[trail glen]

nop

[vital marsh]

rascist

[ashen folio]

hes a kurd but ok

[tribal nest]

I HOPE YOU GET HEAD, JAWS'D

[ashen folio]

turk but arabic

[orchid forum]

sike

[dapper coyote]

?wipe

[woven cedar]

so whats going on in this chat ey

[vital marsh]

not even kurd

[ashen folio]

lol nice 1

[tribal nest]

??wipe

[ashen folio]

IM GONNA FUCK A CAT THIS WIPE

[tribal geyser]

ITS OUT GUYS IT OUT

[ancient surge]

??wipw

[ashen folio]

u sure?

[ashen folio]

wtf bro

[orchid forum]

can i watch

[woven cedar]

its not lmao

[ashen folio]

ANAL SEXer

[tribal geyser]

Proof?

[tribal nest]

NOOOOO DONT

[ancient surge]

Suckanegadeck

[ashen folio]

@worldly kraken punish this mf

[trail glen]

cats do have the tightest bumholes

[tribal geyser]

No

[arctic lotus]

??wipe

[ancient surge]

??wipe

[tribal geyser]

[little haven]

??WIpe

[tribal geyser]

No n o

[little haven]

0 MINS LEFT

[vital marsh]

i hope you all have great wipe

[woven cedar]

aint too many people here

[ashen folio]

??wipe

[outer coyote]

??wipe

[ashen folio]

🤯

[haughty moth]

[hard sluice]

??wipe

[tribal geyser]

Stop don’t please I beg you

[ancient surge]

Wipe??

[vital marsh]

inshallah no head eyes from 40 buckshot

[solid frost]

DELAY

[ashen folio]

there is nothing tho

[sinful spruce]

??wipe

[tribal geyser]

Tweet?

[lapis anvil]

gatekeeper, also ur from eft1 aswell B) checkmate

[ancient surge]

Doogshit??

[ashen pivot]

Green light to update? Or extended down time for further working on the update?

[ashen folio]

ITS UP

[twin fern]

who could have predicted this? its not like this happened every single fucking time

[vital marsh]

lies

[lime yoke]

fr?

[toxic steeple]

nope

[slim grotto]

ahh yes the civilized eft chat

[woven cedar]

bro you legit got tarkov for christmas dont talk

[tribal geyser]

YO IT IS UP

[lime yoke]

lies

[topaz flame]

no just a toxic human is all there is to see here

[lapis anvil]

Ive played for 6 wipes, I leave and rejoin the discord every now and then

[valid estuary]

??wipe

[ashen folio]

IM IN LETS GOO
\

[ashen folio]

u sure? if lying f u

[lime yoke]

? hoe bruyh

[topaz flame]

/mute

[toxic steeple]

"stop the cap"

[slim grotto]

🧢

[tribal geyser]

I’ve played for 10 wipes 🤓

[ashen folio]

It's certainly not up. Not in EU NORTH at least

[ashen folio]

nmo

[daring onyx]

WHEN WIP ?

[limpid snow]

MY THING AINT UPDATING

[woven cedar]

bro just decided to rejoin the server on the 25th also youve been on discord for 4 years only dawg

[unkempt spade]

Haha i told y’all

[toxic steeple]

red text saying itll take 5 hours

[tawny moat]

server is up at 8

[ashen folio]

OMFG I GOT A WHITE KEYCARD WHAT THE FUCK

[fast rune]

nope gonna be a delay

[round ginkgo]

new to the discord, how do I get permission to post in LFG channel? hoping to find people to play with this wipe since none of my buddies are

[lapis anvil]

Had to make a new one cause got locked out of first lol

[naive terrace]

??wipe

[slim grotto]

bruh discord has only been a thing for like 5 lmao 🤡

[lament violet]

??wipe\

[woven cedar]

L bozoo fr

[ashen folio]

W UPDATE

[kindred nacelle]

My luancher updated for like 1 sec and i got so excited but it was just actting up

[golden locust]

??wipe

[wary dune]

are they really going to open servers at same time as they release the patch download?

[vital marsh]

W DELAY

[woven cedar]

lmao 7 about to be 8 years clown

[round ginkgo]

ok, thanks!

[undone scroll]

server selection is up

[lime yoke]

love the delay lesgo

[royal flint]

??wipe

[unkempt spade]

Gib wipe

[tribal geyser]

I’m gonna throw nakita off the streets of tarkov buildings

[crisp willow]

wheres my sex update

[lime yoke]

whos bombing russia with me?

[unkempt spade]

Gib wipe

[kindred nacelle]

okay boys go to sleep and let these sweat lords play for 7 hrs straight so when you wake up then you'll have more brain power to compete with smooth brains

[young hearth]

??wipe

[ashen folio]

working on it

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[woven cedar]

stay quiet @slim grotto

[bold mirage]

just go do something else for an hour folks

[unkempt spade]

It already is getting bombed rn

[zenith turtle]

??wipe

[tribal geyser]

I drank a monster so I ain going to sleep

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[warm bane]

i like how calm this chat is compared to the 1

[slim grotto]

lmao dude you really got nothing else to be proud of huh

[crisp willow]

what are you talking about

[woven cedar]

+ive been on discord for 6 years so...

[hybrid pilot]

Awe snap!!!!

[hallow comet]

really bud

[lime yoke]

wipe my ass rise

[slender dirge]

False

[outer coyote]

??wipe

[ashen folio]

yes wipe is here

[bold mirage]

"Are you out of your goddamn mind?" 🤨

[tribal geyser]

I’m going to haunt your family down and throw each one into a oven

[kindred nacelle]

bruh, don't be losing your gains for fake roubles

[woven cedar]

been on discord for 6 years and you said it was 5 years out only stfu 🤡

[zenith mortar]

I selled my wife for kappa

[ashen folio]

please do

😚 zamn josh is sexy

[wary dune]

liar

[muted sandal]

The other chat is straight up hell

[near rune]

selled?

[cursive bough]

WIPE IS HERE RESTART CLIENTT!!!!

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slender dirge]

Lols

[tribal geyser]

Fuck that I’m going to stay up

[robust wharf]

30 year wipe delay confirmed by Nikita 👍

[slim grotto]

oh I think i see whats going on man, I was wondering if there are any headsets that fit over my helmet, it seems like youd be the guy to ask...

[lime yoke]

stop cappin bruh

[ashen folio]

the either wipe it or don't

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[tribal geyser]

I’m going to slaughter your fish’s

[junior elbow]

Anyone wanna do an inspect object race?

[weak thunder]

any new players looking for a server to play in and learn the game message me for invite

[oak meteor]

The screaming autists are making their way to this chat channel now too.

[hollow condor]

Why you lyin....

[ashen folio]

pompous purists

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slim trout]

is wipe delayed??

[slim grotto]

some people didnt get enough attention in pre-k

[lime yoke]

god fucking damn bro when is nikita gonna wipe his ass

[crisp willow]

sex update is 6 minutes late what's goign on

[rare prism]

wype when??

[vivid merlin]

guys, is it safe to pick usec and asume that they dont fucked it up somehow?

[slender dirge]

You’re telling me everyone stayed up and I went to bed yesterday at like 5pm until 6am. Y’all better watch out I got a full battery y’all on 1%

[cursive bough]

tarkov is mining bitcoins on your computer while you play

[glass reef]

All the people who spent weeks crying about bad wipe events are now crying about wipe and will cry when they get bored of the game in 4 days

[tribal geyser]

Pick bear

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slim grotto]

cringe

[wary dune]

stop spamming

[robust wharf]

It is currently 7:35am, I woke up early for this shit 😢

[crude mantle]

still gonna dome you on streets ong 💯

[lime yoke]

shut yo ass up bro

[woven cedar]

i served 3 full tours 2 with statistically fatal injuries careful who you talk to

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slim trout]

i didnt sleep

[slim grotto]

i do not care

[muted sandal]

Update isnät out

[arctic lotus]

stfu and quit trolling

[real kestrel]

The 6 minutes will Be 6 month bro

[tribal geyser]

Bro it’s 3:30 I’m legit staying up for this shit

[slender dirge]

lol can’t wait

[woven cedar]

you clearly do talking how you are bro

[slim trout]

how

[crisp willow]

wheres my sex update its been 7 minutes passed the deadline

[summer cloak]

whos joe

[robust wharf]

I slept 5 hours smh

[south horizon]

Dark and Darker was literally shut down for this

[slim grotto]

[past tide]

I just got home from work 😌

[junior elbow]

the time is 1337

[wary dune]

dont remind me :cry

[ashen folio]

B T C

[vivid merlin]

i kinda live in central/western europe so i dont want to bro

[undone scroll]

14:37 in msk

[robust wharf]

Played till they started wipe then immidietly went to sleep and then woke up at 7:15

[stiff spindle]

I slept for 10 hours, got a nice long warm bath, ate lunch and made some tea. Ready for the game :D

[crude mantle]

i was gonna go to bed early but ended up on GTFO for like 6 hours lmao

[slim grotto]

guys its been exactly 7 minutes and no update ?? wow

[slender dirge]

Hope that went well, time to relax and wait for the delay lol

[solid ivy]

cancelled

[outer acorn]

Less cancer side lmao

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slim grotto]

eft's closed

[woven cedar]

8 MINUTES ARGH

[zenith mortar]

Do we know anything?

[past tide]

I'm puttin my ass to bed if it's too long of a delay 😂

[tribal geyser]

You are a actually pussy for caring bout that

[vivid merlin]

do you have wipe 2022 DLC?

[ashen folio]

Никита, где катч?

[lavish barn]

Turn the music off in .13 hype chate please @rancid sigil

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[cursive bough]

UPDATE READY JUST RESTART
!!

[kindred nacelle]

Okie, i'm going to sleep, good luck with the patch. The vodka is hitting me now 🛌

[slim trout]

I WANT SEX UPDATE NOW

[agile ocean]

IM ABOUT TO BLOW!

[muted sandal]

no update 🤷🏻‍♂️

[stiff spindle]

Is the PMC karma coming this update?

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[vivid merlin]

is there any profit in playing BEAR?

[robust wharf]

Why so jaeger can fuck you even more?

[solid ivy]

no

[slim trout]

IM EDGING

[lucid crane]

Maybe

[slim grotto]

fuck dude no i didnt

[stiff spindle]

Thank lord.

[agile ocean]

IMABOUT2CUM

[lucid abyss]

i'm gonna go sit on my porch and take a long drag on a cigarette while i look out over the big empty plains of north dakota, maybe the game will have wiped when i have smoked through a pack or two

[woven bramble]

unconfirmed, might but its not in patchnotes

[junior elbow]

like a bigger pp?

[solid frost]

update is not out yet

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[slim trout]

YES

[crisp willow]

OH MODERATORS

[robust wharf]

North Dakota doesn't exist

[stiff spindle]

Yeah that is why I am asking because I didn't find it mentioned in the patch notes.

[tribal geyser]

Well for 2 task that if you were a usec you would have to kill like 20 bears. Bears are rare so if you were a beer then you would have to kill 20 usecs which is super easy

[ashen folio]

UPDATE IS HERE RESTART CLIENT...

[woven cedar]

bro gave himself a nickname so cringe

[slender dirge]

Stop edging. Start morbing.

[lime yoke]

fuck this fucking bullshit ass game bruh im buying a rope a hook and a chair bruh if it dont update in the next 5 mins

[woven bramble]

my guess is as good as yours

[pearl token]

??wipe

[zenith mortar]

frfr

[slim grotto]

blocked lmao dude I mustve really struck a nerve

[earnest sierra]

I'm gonna morb my underwear I swear to god

[slim trout]

NO BALLS

[supple kindle]

anyone know the shortest length for a pmc name, im gonna go for a 3 letter but not sure the minimum

[fossil rain]

??wipe

[trail oriole]

??wipe

[crude mantle]

perma ban false info spreaders

[static flint]

hi guys

[tropic lintel]

ima do poopy in mine

[solid ivy]

no patience bro

[lime yoke]

indeed

[cursive bough]

usec or bear for new wipe? ??!?!?!

[vivid merlin]

so there is more usec than bears in game? 7/10 people i killed were bears (i play for about a month or so

[subtle dove]

Usec

[static flint]

there is no wipe 😦

[slim trout]

IM GETTING THE SEXSLAVE NAME NO ONE ELSE IS

[supple kindle]

bear because streets bosses might be the suprise

[orchid forum]

i read bear is bugged with the breathing

[crude mantle]

been playing usec since i started so probably bear

[rugged meadow]

??wipe

[near rune]

lul imagine staying up all night and it gets delayed

[woven cedar]

no i just opened our mutual servers and you had a nickname set. you are so slow 😄 🤡 careful who you talk to

[subtle dove]

Street bosses aren't on this iteration

[stiff spindle]

Any idea if the quest items spawns will be completely randomized or will still be under the rooms they were in just in multiple different places?

[lucid abyss]

https://ka.wikipedia.org/wiki/ჩრდილოეთი_დაკოტა

[tribal geyser]

Bears are super hard to find, people usually pick usec because of the m4s and stuff. Usecs are way more common

[tropic lintel]

not sure if ur moms name is availible pepega

[agile ocean]

can i get a rock and stone?

[lucid abyss]

it sure does buddy

[near rune]

wait so we wont see street?

[solid ivy]

2 hours delay

[ashen folio]

wait i didnt mean like that

[slender dirge]

same question if anyone knows the answer

[lime yoke]

type 1 if racist

[woven cedar]

Rock and stone!!!!!

[unborn moss]

ROCK AND STONE!

[ancient geode]

dude the tweet rip

[orchid forum]

no

[fluid ember]

have you guys been on streets yet, its so goooood

[subtle dove]

2hours RIP

[tribal geyser]

1

[crude mantle]

🤓

[zenith mortar]

daje roma daje

[slim grotto]

Im sorry i do not like to troll the intelectually disabled i apologize for instigating but I have morals

[near rune]

they are so useless yikes

[lime yoke]

fr bruh

[zenith mortar]

daje roma

[wary dune]

2 hour delay

[slender dirge]

yea ik, I just woke up and didnt expect it today but ill take it

[earnest sierra]

I need the good tarkussy please help me

[leaden rose]

wdym

[fallen dirge]

i wonder whats gonna happen first Russia Pulling of Ukraine or Wipe

[zenith mortar]

i need that therapussy

[south horizon]

[woven cedar]

lmao you have lost this negotiation is every way possible actually so rent free in your head

[rigid moat]

??WIPE

[crude mantle]

tagillussy

[outer acorn]

There’s no delay?

[near rune]

bring those to eft

[leaden rover]

2 hour extension on twitter

[slim trout]

CANCELLED

[silver vine]

2 hour delay

[robust wharf]

There is no wipe, Tarkov is exit scheming

[zenith mortar]

Killussy

[arctic lotus]

2 hour delay

[tacit pivot]

NOOOOOO

[crude mantle]

2 hours :(

[woven cedar]

2 hours xD

[orchid forum]

tarkov is a distraction

[silver vine]

lyvndmark just confirmed

[earnest sierra]

tarkussy moment

[lime yoke]

thats it im killing myself

[tribal geyser]

Fuck

[ornate fern]

time to sleep for 2 hours!

[topaz flame]

Their excuse better be a HIMARS hit their office

[crude mantle]

im gonna go take a fucking powernap before wipe

[eager topaz]

lol i watched there follower count drop with tweet delay

[tribal geyser]

I’m going to sleep

[slim grotto]

i mean hay man whatever I can do to brighten your day

[stiff spindle]

Alright well time to make some lunch.

[silver vine]

well, that did help reduce my hard a bit. I'm not as hard but still harder than normal and idk what to do

[ashen pivot]

ah, there is the first 2 hours extension

[ashen folio]

where does it say that

[crude mantle]

punch it repeatedly

[earnest sierra]

the only expected thing was this tarkussy

[ancient geode]

still sad i wanted to look at my characters beautiful face 😟

[snow cape]

??wipe

[ashen pivot]

#eft-announcements

[cursive bough]

??wipe

[wintry flame]

Wait what are you doing in these here parts

[neat hull]

hello does anyone know why i cant type in beginners channel anymore

[woven cedar]

as a veteran you sure did its hard to find knuckle heads as dumb as you now a days 🙂

[slim grotto]

most are read only until game wipes

[neat hull]

oh ok thanks

[eager topaz]

tarkov 3rd on twitch

[slim grotto]

im sure you can just call your buddies from BT, classic pog move

[fossil rain]

common tarkov W

[crude mantle]

gn you guys wake me up when that tarkussy drops </3

[ashen pivot]

what are you doing here? 😱

[slender dirge]

did it get delayed

[misty bramble]

yes

[wintry flame]

Seeing if this chats calm. Meh

[past tide]

https://twitter.com/bstategames/status/1608081284747624448

[quiet scroll]

it was delayed by 2 hours , is it safe to say tha tit will be 7:30 or close to 8:30

[woven cedar]

They all served and i had a great time with them and they respected one another. your are dumb because you dont have any of these values.

i was taught to respect people for who they are and not what they know

[crisp willow]

2 hours until sex update

[old monolith]

Me af:

[slim grotto]

okay well while you sit on your high horse and reminisce on your glory days I am going back to sleep so I dont get muted again. Thank you for your service in the butt wars 🫡

[earnest sierra]

[dusty spoke]

anyone in here good at creating logos

[hallow comet]

bro what 2 hour are u serious right neow

[earnest scaffold]

The patch installation has been extended for approximately 2 hours. Stay tuned for more updates. Thank you for your understanding.
#EscapefromTarkov

[woven cedar]

haha you wont get off your ass for the next 60 years idiot gday to you!

[real knot]

well eft chat 1 is.. manic.

[earnest sierra]

they did misinput on tarkussy

[ancient geode]

lol i tried to jump to present in it and it instantly let me do it again

[quiet scroll]

yeah that eft chat 1 is way to much everyone spamming the same things, its delayed whats da big deal lol

[warped onyx]

Im here because chat 1 is wild

[past tide]

the .13 hype VC is as cancer as I thought it would be

[hybrid pilot]

Fr lmao

[floral widget]

I fw it

since chat 1 is going fucking insane did they ever announce where the new servers are located?

[nova gorge]

Alright y’all, everyone excited? Y’all ready to open the launcher, update the game and then proceed to watch all the streamers experience the new patch while us normies wait the next 5 or so hours until the servers sorta function?

[past tide]

😂

[floral widget]

I love my ears being fucked by christmas music, cbat, and children screaming

[dire trail]

Wdym? Typical office Tuesday

[real knot]

joined and heard screaming then left lol

[past tide]

Don't forget to mention the ocean man being played xD

[dire trail]

Lovely song

[cursive bough]

bear or usec for new wipe

[velvet stag]

Test

[dire trail]

Sounds far better if you join through ya phone, really deepcleans your speakers

[floral widget]

Bear so u can scream funni voiceline

[real knot]

might end up doing bear, cause ive done usec since getting the game

[ancient geode]

bear voice lines > usec everything

[past tide]

Bear has better drip

[nova gorge]

Depends, go USEC if you wanna drip out in flannel, puffy jacket and jeans, go bear if you want others in your raids to know you’re a pussy

[ancient geode]

low blow

[floral widget]

bro in my bear raids I'm running around spamming f1 doesnt sound very pussy to me

[nova gorge]

The latter is a deceivingly effective strategy tho

[real knot]

tbh id still dress default regardless

[floral widget]

from like level 6 as a bear you can get black clothing lmao

[dire trail]

Doesn't matter if you have a soundboard with voicelines of all 3 factions

[floral widget]

That's one way to get voip muted or banned 💀 trust me I thought of dressing up as a scav last wipe

[inland owl]

??wipe

[nova gorge]

Yes cuz spamming f1 to voice line is the biggest deciding factor in determining who is a pussy and who isn’t, my bad

[dire trail]

Don't see a reason for that

[undone scroll]

literrally bannable

[floral widget]

I mean I feel like it's way more 🅿️ to run around screaming with an ak or an ump

[stable girder]

Wipe happen overnight?

[floral widget]

???wipe?

[dire trail]

Maybe I do sound like a Russian speaking European

[floral widget]

in 2 hours we'll be able to play, this is worse than when fortnite goes down man what the fuck I'm about to commit arson on bsg

[nova gorge]

Look at the end of the day whether anyone goes USEC or bear, we’re all still pussies cuz it’s not like any of us go outside or talk to women

[floral widget]

I had a friend who was so good at the usec dying sound impression that he didn't even need a soundboard

[slender dirge]

BRO OF ALL DAYS, waiting for this map since factory was the only one. The electricians decide to fix the poles beside my house today and powers off for 8 hrs. FUCK

[floral widget]

he'd go into factory going "UGGGGGH" and people would take the bait

[modest ravine]

really wish they would announce wipe day at least a week out

[dire trail]

Tbh people fall for literally everything

[west inlet]

pre wipe events tho

[frozen pendant]

is game down ?

[floral widget]

I'll fall for you 😘

[split parrot]

Please read #eft-announcements

[nova gorge]

I mean you prob wouldn’t be able to play either way cuz the servers on wipe day are essentially powered by hamsters on running wheels

[floral widget]

WIPE

[slow charm]

Didn't Nikita say there would be new grouping system and preset loadouts this patch?

[dire trail]

Not If I fall for you first handsome

[frozen pendant]

when are the servers going to be back up ?

[modest ravine]

yeah but those are random in length

[lament narwhal]

How many hours till wipe?

[floral widget]

[nova gorge]

2 hours unless they need to extend patch installation again

[split parrot]

Dude, really? Can you read?

[slender dirge]

Thanks for making me feel a bit better lol. This blows though

[slow charm]

Didn't Nikita say there would be new grouping system and preset loadouts this patch?

[frozen pendant]

@split parrot i cant read

[split parrot]

Ahh mb dude. Didn’t know 😦

[fickle prism]

why cant i update tarkov??

[dire trail]

No update yet

[fickle prism]

ohhh okay ty

[split parrot]

I was hoping it would wipe on a Thursday again 😅

[slow charm]

Didn't Nikita say there would be new grouping system and preset loadouts this patch?

[floral widget]

They broke tradition 🤬

+++

[split parrot]

It’s fine, I will just start a day late into wipe

[nova gorge]

Think of it as extra time to prep yourself mentally for when you inevitably spend your first 10-20 raids getting shit on like the rest of us

[merry marsh]

Tomorrow should be a good day to start Tarkov wipe with, since there’ll be shit ton server issues day 1

[floral widget]

guess you'll find out in the next episode of dragon ball z

[split parrot]

I love this part of the wipe

[wind trail]

??wipe

[floral widget]

I reset my account a little before they did the weird events so I could re go through the task line and prep for wipe

although they claimed they changed the task line I guess we'll see

[merry marsh]

🤓

[floral widget]

I had a constantly full stash with like every container in the game shit wasnt fun

[split parrot]

I was planning on playing some raids to fix my settings. But I guess I have to do that while playing wipe xD

[floral widget]

I went in with a ton of gear intending to give it away to get one tapped by a cheater thats what ultimately decided my account reset

[forest maple]

??wipe

[split parrot]

I have never been successfully been to this stage

[tranquil quest]

heey guys how long till wipe as of rn ?

[split parrot]

Good question, ask Nikita 😂

[floral widget]

big russian man with big beard

[tranquil quest]

lol

[crisp willow]

one hour until sex update

[slow charm]

Didn't Nikita say there would be new grouping system and preset loadouts this patch?

[midnight siren]

??wipe

[split parrot]

@floral widget you playing bear or usec

[tranquil quest]

ok

bear

[floral widget]

bear obviously

[split parrot]

Why bear?

[floral widget]

voicelines, and clothing

and streets is supposed to have a rogue like ai that spares bear almost like rogues on lighthouse for usecs

[merry marsh]

4 real?

[split parrot]

It will make my lighthouse runs a little harder if I go bear

[floral widget]

I dont think that AI is going to be this patch though no way a map the size of customs on release has them

its gonna be bigger than other big maps apparently but they are only releasing a portion of it

[real knot]

its gonna be interesting finding all of the new call outs and angles

[floral widget]

either way if you touch rogues equipment they kill you so I don't find a difference, might make your lighthouse tasks a bit easier to get in and out but once they warn you they start blasting

especially the ground rogues which I've been seeing way more often lately

[warm canyon]

@glad flame fix the fucking update! It's been over 6 hours. If we don't get streets soon, we're gonna make our own streets

[split parrot]

True, time to go bear this wipe

[real knot]

calm down, it'll release when it is ready. lol

[undone sage]

Been waiting over a week and folk can't wait an easy 2h extra pfff

[bronze turtle]

Dude chill. It just barely hit over 6 hours. Are you working the servers, updating them all?

[floral widget]

make sure you go english bear if you want the voicelines I was talking about

[real knot]

dont go to eft 1 then

[slender dirge]

Been waiting 6 years wdym a week

[crisp willow]

guys stay strong 50 minutes until sex update

[warm canyon]

relax, Nikita ain't gonna let you suck him off

[split parrot]

I love home inpatient people are for a game update 😂

[crisp willow]

^^

[undone sage]

Is it bad and full of screams ? XD

[bronze turtle]

Take your own advice into consideration 🙂

[warm canyon]

It was a joke, dummy

[queen lantern]

when is wipe ?

[real knot]

apparently someone posted a gta 5 copypasta and it got insta-yeeted

[warm canyon]

you bit.....hard

[split parrot]

Now, no eta. Don’t ask again 😅

[undone sage]

Hahahaa

[floral widget]

.13 hype is a w channel ngl

[queen lantern]

🖕

[real knot]

.13 hype is just horrid. join at your own risk of loosing your hearing

[split parrot]

Very aggressive

[lime yoke]

whos blowing up nikitas house w me

[junior elbow]

so who else is steadily getting their apartment cleaner than it was brand new

[split parrot]

Can you guys go back to #eft-chat and talk smack there? This was just a chat with a nice conversation

[lime yoke]

ok

[split parrot]

Noted, thank you sir

And other tips you have for a noob like me?

[real knot]

from what ive heard from others, learn one map to begin with, don't worry too much about gear, understand you will die-a lot.

[subtle shell]

??wipe

[floral widget]

well I have plenty of shortcuts for tasks and stuff but there's too many to explain but customs is probably my favorite map and the easiest to learn IMO

[junior elbow]

factory with noting but a kedr going in, get scav kill take their gear rince and repeat untill you stop flinching at gunshots

[split parrot]

It’s still a game. Loot is loot. You will lose some and you will get some.

Got that part covered, which map would be the best to learn? Or is it a personal preference

[crisp willow]

customs and woods

[full estuary]

Streets now

[real knot]

personal pref imo.

factory has like, one always open exfil, the others require a key.

[crisp willow]

maybe if theres a ton of quests yeah

[old ledge]

is the game up

[split parrot]

I just wanna say I love your profile picture

[teal tulip]

No

[floral widget]

I don't think woods is too beginner friendly but it's required for progression

[crisp willow]

+ =

[full estuary]

There will be

[old ledge]

did they say around what time ik 6 hours did they do like a update on progress

[grim berry]

roughly how many hours till wipe

[crisp willow]

i think so, not too hard to learn and tons of early game quests

[teal tulip]

Yeah they added 2 hours to wait

[split parrot]

Yeah I did woods last wipe it was pretty fun

[real knot]

for real, id get a good idea where Jager's message is, cause damn.

[merry ingot]

1135 they started tje update

[crisp willow]

maybe 40 minutes unless we get another delay

[floral widget]

takes a while to find all the cheese spots, getting sniped from across the map, landmines, etc.

[teal tulip]

Its expected in like 1hr 40m

[full estuary]

Lol

[latent kestrel]

What I am about to say has, in it's basic form of "Tarkov is a bad game" been said many times. I normally wouldn't take the time to state something this obvious but I truly want to like this game which makes it considerably more frustrating as battlestate perpetually fails to do anything about the glaring issues it contains. I am also in the mood to watch fanboys scramble to defend the indefensible and spam "git gud" only further proving my point.

Tarkov is a game which in it's pretentious attempts to be "hardcore" seemingly forgets the rudimentary fact that it is a game. games are, on a fundamental level, supposed to be at least one of two( or three depending on how you look at it) things: fun, challenging (and/or competitive if competition isn't just challenge but pvp). To say that Tarkov is not fun is just beating a dead horse at this point. The game seems to go out of it's way to avoid being fun as the developers appear to have conflated "hardcore" and "not fun". While the rush of exfil-ing with "phat loot" might be perceived as fun by some this is much like saying that winning at a casino is fun. The difference with a casino game is that they are in general designed to have of the previously mentioned categories (fun, challenge, competition) whereas Tarkov fails to be any of the three. A casino game can manage to be fun, sometimes through it's design for some players, but always because what you are playing for is real money which has benefits in society and your life as a whole. This takes casino winnings beyond being just "chips on a table" whereas Tarkov has nothing outside of the perpetual, circular grind. At some point "phat loot" in and of itself is just pixels on a screen when there is no meaningful system that getting the loot is a part of. you get the loot, to sell it, to buy gear, to get the same loot, to buy the same gear onward into infinity with no end goal or grander system in sight.

[undone sage]

@real knot Dropped into chat, just 1 guy screaming

[full estuary]

Holy

[fading fjord]

can yall spam tag me when the wipe is done

[floral widget]

textwall like a break up message wtf

[real knot]

give us a tldr?

[old ledge]

then stop playing the game t-jay

[ocean charm]

Bro said that the game is shit that’s all

[crisp willow]

it's an endless loop of fun and rage

[fading fjord]

ur also the one who downloaded the easy mode on elden ring for sure

[real knot]

update, one dude screaming about how bears are crap, and usec is the best, with four or five others telling him to calm the fuck down hahaha

[crisp willow]

the game is super fun because of the adrenaline and anxiety etc

[ancient geode]

i will definitely do this and not mislead you into thinking i will to have 1 less person in the queue

[crisp willow]

it keeps u coming back because it's thrilling

[fading fjord]

[slender dirge]

Git gud

[floral widget]

every game is trying to replicate tarkov nowadays and nothing is like it so I'd say it's a pretty good game homie

[wispy yarrow]

get good and cry more fat boy

[undone sage]

Not played a game that has made me want to jump out my window and take it to bed at the same time. Tarkov is king

[floral widget]

He got muted he can't see the messages lmao

[fading fjord]

🇼

[ancient geode]

i was born for chaos

[crisp willow]

^^

[fading fjord]

and i was born from it we not the same brah

[ocean charm]

Dude I got an Apple Watch now so when I get into those moment I can see my heart rate

[fading fjord]

ig tarkov doesnt approve zoolander memes

[slender dirge]

It’s almost like if you don’t think it’s fun you could just uninstall instead of moaning when bsg doesn’t develop your fantasy of a game

[crisp willow]

i popped off yesterday during the events and wiped 3 chads, my heart was flying bro

[toxic hound]

everything chill here?

[ocean charm]

I was doing that shit all day today and was so happy to see people on labs again

[toxic hound]

[placid horizon]

people are allowed to not like the game and coitize it. even the big names got issues with it and suggestions these days.

[ocean charm]

Yep it’s not #eft-chat

[fading fjord]

no i cant post zoolander gifs here im sad now

[placid horizon]

I'm still going to say that no matter what, this game isn't designed for fun, and its fundamentals are just never going to be good

[vivid isle]

Who ready for wipeee????

[toxic hound]

if only people figured out that here only has a 15s slowmode

[placid horizon]

Still, enjoy it to some degree

[fading fjord]

[crisp willow]

yeah labs was so fun yesterday

[ocean charm]

We must hope they don’t

[vivid isle]

Eftchat2 users> eftchat

[placid horizon]

I just know taking a break for... looks at calender Hell maybe a year at this point does a person some good

[real knot]

i love how there are bursts of text in eft 1 due to the slow mode hahaha

[midnight tapir]

??wipe

[real knot]

Zep bot is taking a break, it was working hard before, poor bot. :c

[placid horizon]

At the same time, lets hope this POS runs. All I can ask these days

IDK how VRchat can optimize a map the size of a city in Unity but BSG can't get customs to smoothly run everytime on this machine

[ocean charm]

What’s with the new quest stuff I heard?

Didn’t see much in patch notes

[real knot]

what you mean? streets?

[crisp willow]

delays so no quest rush

[vivid merlin]

guys, check streets on tarkov wiki, they added content

[stiff spindle]

Because VRChat does not load AI, lootspawns, breakables and other things.

[ocean charm]

Idk I heard there was a lot of new quests and quests changed

[split parrot]

Send link :p

[vivid merlin]

just google streets of tarkov wiki, i will post on #screenshots

[real knot]

i know a lot of things got fixed/changed. like some quest items got moved about or something

[floral widget]

sky scraper? dome 2.0?

[placid horizon]

Well I know for certain their AI isn't worth crap 9 times outta 10 anyway, lol

[vivid merlin]

ah i cant post on screenshots

but they added extractions, keys and map on wiki for streets

[stiff spindle]

I quite like the AI even when it feels a little dumb sometimes. The AI does have its bright moments too.

[untold flare]

barry = goat

[placid horizon]

i still get shot through walls by Rogue AI. There's a reason I don't touch Lighthouse at all these days

[floral widget]

I'm him I'm actually going to become the next best running back and carry the lions then when I'm done maybe I'll join the CFL and dominate whatever the fuck their superbowl is

[stiff spindle]

Never happened to me. Maybe you are taking the wrong approach?

[ancient halo]

shot through or shot at?

[vivid merlin]

streets are preety small looking at the map lol, am i wrong?

[placid horizon]

I mean it hits me upper torso with 7.62x51 M80 and its bascially a fucked raid at that point

[stiff spindle]

Either way. I never had rogues shoot at me through hard cover.

[placid horizon]

but eh, game is weird. And that was a while ago. I've taken a long as break and only shown back up cuz 0.13

[ancient halo]

I've been shot at through the warehouse walls and I don't recall being hit

[stiff spindle]

I dont recall rogues ever having 7.62x51 weapons?

[sand aspen]

??wipe

[ancient halo]

that was intended as suppressive fire
They have SR-25s at least

[slow charm]

Does anyone know if arms still stop bullets or can you shoot through them into chest now?

[stiff spindle]

Must be pretty uncommon. I usually only find M4's and AK's

[placid horizon]

Yeah, I've taken SR-25s off them at least once or twice.

[sand aspen]

??wipe

[cobalt grail]

I wonder how many hidden stuff there is that the patch notes aren't saying.

[ancient halo]

oh, SA-58 too

[placid horizon]

I do kinda wonder if they added extra guns somewhere without saying shit

[stiff spindle]

Oh I think ive seen the SA-58 once or twice. Do ground rogues and gunner rogues have different loot pools?

[slow charm]

Does anyone know if arms still stop bullets or can you shoot through them into chest now?

[ancient halo]

not AFAIK

[placid horizon]

IDK why we need a Glock 19x but eh. Nice to see a bit new thing

[ionic zodiac]

Haven’t played since lighthouse was first added were there any huge changes?

[cobalt grail]

Maybe new armor and helmets

[stiff spindle]

Also imo M62 is in a weird area where it is kinda on-par with M80 but way more expensive but buffing it would make it a bit weird.

I think they should've kept M80 at T2 trader but slightly nerfed it/questlocked it.

[real kestrel]

Nop There will Be a new weapon the Aug and There will be underbarel grenade launcher

[real knot]

cause new pew pews make the masses happy probably.

[ancient halo]

buffing the cost is acceptable

[real kestrel]

And a revolver

[cobalt grail]

I mean there could always be stuff they don't mention they have done it before.

[real knot]

I can't wait to get 40mm'd from across the map lol

[real kestrel]

Yeah

[placid horizon]

I'd prefer new pew pews that ain't going waste my time. I know for certain theres a full auto AK with SAG parts in that trailer

[cobalt grail]

Also im just hoping thats all

[placid horizon]

so Unless they made the SAG AK full auto, or they added the part kit itself is available to preexisting AKs. The way it SHOULD have been in the first place

[sand monolith]

l

[ancient halo]

7.62x39/51 stack size nerf and recoil buffs across the board? 😍

[cobalt grail]

I am so glad i work nights and its 12am for me so i can wait up all night anyway xD

[stiff spindle]

I hope they don't increase recoil again or I am just switching fully to semi-auto.

[crisp willow]

sex update in 20 minutes??

[real knot]

i just remembered that landmines are a planned weapon, that would be fun to encounter...

[placid horizon]

at that point why even have 5.56 and 5.45 in the game, lol. then again. It takes 10 seconds into a wipe and its RFBs

[rose slate]

Servers are up

[stiff spindle]

You need lvl 3 peacekeeper now for M80 so it wont be that way this wipe.

[ancient halo]

because you'd be able to keep 60 ammo per stack in reserve instead of 30?

[cobalt grail]

so are claymore that will be fine walking into a building and just dieing lol

[placid horizon]

...Oh yeah! That's a thing. Fuck

[real knot]

Can't wait. lol

[ancient halo]

and the recoil wouldn't be terrible out of a M4

[placid horizon]

My RFB gently weeps

[stiff spindle]

The best option now is to run PS in an OP-SKS with a Kobra sight or an infantry mosin

[ancient halo]

PS nerf pls

[ionic zodiac]

Does anyone if there is gonna be a new faction on streets I remember Nikita talking about a faction like rogues that favor bear over used

[stiff spindle]

I usually run the infantry mosin to level up my sniper skill while also nearly one-shotting everyone early wipe.-

[vivid merlin]

not this wipe

[cobalt grail]

PS is OP from begining to end game it works all the way through

[earnest sierra]

yeah x39 PS is really strong

[real knot]

gonna run mosin hard in early wipe

[stiff spindle]

I half-load BP and PS even mid-late wipe.

[placid horizon]

Im more surprised they don't do something stupid like make 5.56 Ball Ammo do better against armor

[real knot]

mix load mags?

[vivid merlin]

ok what weapon do you recomend early wipe? Im new polayer\

[ancient halo]

lol 20" barrel buff

[real knot]

Mosin-SKS

[cobalt grail]

Be dirty and use shotguns XD

[stiff spindle]

Yeah. I love mixing mags.

[placid horizon]

Cuz after all the vids going around on youtube in the gun community, there's been a lot of talk about barrel length and type of ammo surpassing proper Armor piercing loads

[cobalt grail]

That magnum buck damm thats good lol

[real knot]

deadass didnt even know you could do that

[vivid merlin]

i cant kill anything with shothun, what ammo do you use early?

[stiff spindle]

I also run the festive 20 round Saiga where I switch flechette and magnum buckshot.

[bronze turtle]

Buckshot to the legs

[cobalt grail]

magnum buckshot and aim for legs lol

[stiff spindle]

It makes the mag look very cool and its effective aswell.

[cobalt grail]

Works well in end game 2

[vivid merlin]

what is efective range on that? XD

[woven cedar]

[stiff spindle]

At the start I think you can only get Express which is still solid.

[ancient halo]

worse, 7mm

[cobalt grail]

No idea but no matter what people panic when they get hit by it haha.

[stiff spindle]

Oh also I figured out using the Glock-18 with a 50 round mag makes everyone shit their pants.

[placid horizon]

7mm basic ass Buck works well enough at the start

if my dumbass can get kills with it, the new guys can too

[potent vault]

I spent the last two weeks running VPO so I would be gas for early wipe

[real knot]

for april fools having those wacky exotic shells could be funny as hell, dragonfire and the like

[stiff spindle]

Chainshot 💀

[cobalt grail]

I hope the underbarrel GLS will be pricy so we don't see them everywhere

[real knot]

table-salt ftw

[placid horizon]

they could also just be everywhere and the actual nades a rarity now

[stiff spindle]

I think the shells will be a lot more rare than the launcher itself.

[terse bay]

I mean for the sake of "realism" these things would be everywhere though.

[willow snow]

I mean, cant It Be an Option someday to have Something Like that? Will Be Just rare af

[ancient halo]

I hope they take out the short range GLs so GLs are everywhere and useful tactically

[real knot]

clearing rooms with 40mm XD

[terse bay]

They're very common parts of a military kit tbh

[willow snow]

The Dragonfire i mean x)

[placid horizon]

I've also been wondering if the Standalone GL will eventually end up as a seperate piece for the SCAR. Let me take it off and throw it in

[real knot]

in all seriousness 40mm buckshot and flares could be neat

[stiff spindle]

Cant wait to get killed by a buckshot grenade on an M4

[cobalt grail]

Gonna see it now walk into a building and just explode. XD

[final lodge]

Has BSG ever released a patch within their original indicated timeframe?

[sand monolith]

this chat compared to #eft-chat is such a polarising difference

[real knot]

can't wait

[placid horizon]

arming range says otherwise

[arctic lotus]

I heard they were adding the secret room 40...

[stiff spindle]

we are just talking about stuff :D

[vivid merlin]

what do you think about extract on streets, the one that requires to fire green flare?

[cobalt grail]

Its why i am chatting here i saw eft-chat and went nope lol

[placid horizon]

EFT-chat-1 is where assholes go to thrive

[hybrid pilot]

I watched porn 4 times and still haven’t got the patch yet 🤫

[real knot]

eft 1 is a shit throwing fight about if eod is ptw or not

[sand monolith]

?????

[vivid merlin]

are green flares even common?

[cobalt grail]

i am still confused withe arming range stuff

[stiff spindle]

Sounds interesting. I hope there is an animation for it atleast for like a pick-up heli or something.

[real knot]

wouldnt be surprised if they added it as a vendor item

[final lodge]

I do wonder if I would have the staying power to get max hideout without EOD tbh

[hybrid pilot]

😂😂😂

[placid horizon]

i mean it kinda is, kinda isn't. depends on how good you are at the game naturally and if you can truely take advantage of the starter stash

[vivid merlin]

they do it at least once a day

[cobalt grail]

I wouldn't the last tier for stash is so much money

[stiff spindle]

I played 4 wipes without EOD and it worked just fine for me so.

[real knot]

hell yeah, getting shot in the face with a UXO'd 40mm

[final lodge]

How much is it?

[stiff spindle]

3.5m first upgrade, then like 12m for the next iirc.

[placid horizon]

if you're as good as the pros, then it also doesn't matter at least in some regards. I just know the Stash 1 is so fucking dick that its a turnoff for me
WHO ADDED 2 MINUTES!? BRUH

[terse bay]

It's a fuck ton of rubles and other parts

[mellow glen]

guys anybody want play together after wipe?

[boreal echo]

new eft player, what should i focus on at the start?

[cobalt grail]

Isn't it in euros aswell not roubles?

[ashen folio]

are you eu

[crisp willow]

can we honestly get rid of 2 minute slowmode

[elder pendant]

Why is the slowmode so high

[ancient halo]

tasks, assuming everything is the same

[woven cedar]

thanks @feral sable cant type there cause cooldown 😄

[real knot]

as compared to two minutes in the other chat?

[vivid merlin]

EU? im also new

[silver shadow]

??wipe

[stiff spindle]

What why is the slowmode up to 2 minutes now, this chat was chill.

[arctic lotus]

oof

[boreal echo]

eu #1

[languid oracle]

👋😁

[cobalt grail]

So it is 200k euros and need gen 3 peacekeeper l4 and ragman l4 = lv 4 stash lv 3=8.5mil.

So it comes out to alot.

[cursive bough]

samesame

[real knot]

found out about the two minute slow-mode the hard way... again (my mistake Fiji)

[elder pendant]

Because they want us to be even more frustrated with the fact that the game is down and we have nothing to do other than stare at patch notes and get reallll familiar, L mods

[vivid merlin]

why such big slowmo here?, let us comunicate please

[placid horizon]

Cuz the mods are on crack again. As usual. You know I can just keep editing this to bypass this cringe shite

[cobalt grail]

It use to be shorter the slowmode so i wonder why they upped it not many where talking in this chat.

[stiff spindle]

Whatever, I am going to eat my pizza. See ya guys in raid!