#general-chat
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pmc gives you access to the items before (potentially) others loot them
if you scav, a pmc may have already taken what you're hunting
Are there advantages to scav'ing in that beat PMC odds?
you don't risk your gear
not really, you spawn in later than a PMC, so PMC has priority on hot loot spots
scav is just exactly what it says on the tin, a scavenger 😛
lvl 66 lf duo lab no newer players plz
??lfg
If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg. Happy raiding!
@ripe haven
Русские тут играют вообще,так сложно группу тут найти)
Pmc also has your case so you can store little expensive things in there such as keys
I'm assuming 11.00 Moscow time is 11am? as in 1 am PST?
How do I get access to this game?
Wipe will be at 4am est not including the install for 3 - 5 hours.
Riot shields in new update confirmed
@grizzled cosmos hecc, I was asleep
sorry mans
I see how it is Ботан
@grizzled cosmos Izvinjajut se
tomorou yes I make sure no fal a slep
So may I ask is 4:00 A.M. Est when the servers are going down or when they are coming back up
does anyone want some loot i have reap-irs and slicks and i don't think im going to be playing much more before the wipe
So every so often on the tarkov ig i see that they post some codes or something whats up with those
@charred mist get in
who wants to try to get out with my whole stash backpack? 400kilos
900kilo backpack
about to drop 900 kg of juice
okay so i spend an hour doing this but i have bought most of the attack 2 bags on the market, al the player ones from now too
i have 167 attack 2's stacked together for a total worth of 9.2 million
it takes forever to open them but i have an autoclicker
Factory Night time going in with 900 KG of JUICE COME TRY TO FIGHT FOR IT!!!!!!
sorry but all i have are 167 attack 2's
add selection drag tool like how on your desktop you can select multiple icons to our inventory
if you need money , DM me for 5M in cash
What time is wipe?
https://strawpoll.com/41ds7r6c/r
The great USEC vs BEAR Poll, vote now!
9am or pm forgot for Uk
in 2 hours @smoky grotto
Yuh
Yo is wipe in two hours or a day and two hours?
Oh shit Nevermind just saw your messages. 2 hours.
if you are broke and need stuff dm me im giving away gear last 2 hours
So in the new patch they didnt add any new items,weapons,maps etc ?
WHEN IS WIPE
11:00 in Russia
what date
today
11 pm or am
am
Today, at 11:00 Moscow time, we plan to begin installing update 0.12.6 for #EscapeFromTarkov - it will take about 3 to 5 hours. The game will be stopped at this time.
it is in half an hour
bruh i got the game a day ago
i loaded in and instantly got my cheeks clapped backwards
??wipe
The moment you have all been waiting for. The wipe will commence Tomorrow at 11:00 AM MSK and will last approximately 3 - 5 hours. This is a global wipe of characters. The wipe will not affect the saved weapon presets and examined items in the handbook. The patchnotes are available here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/129049-patch-01267456/
Servers go down in three minutes!!!!!!!!!
They’re they go.
wipe hype
Wipe
iiiiipe
wipeee
Wopooo
WipeEEEED
omg they wiped at 11:01 not 11:00 moscow time 😠 😠
FUUUUUUUUCCKCKKCKCKCKCKC I HAD SO MUCHC LEFT LMAOOOOO
GOOD WIPING BOYS
holy shit
finally a wipe now maybe people wont ask for a month or so lol
the fucking chit chat
rn
lets go
AQUA WHT HAVE U DONE
When’s the wipe happening?
THAT WASNT AQUA THAT WAS GTB
rn
HAPPY WIPE GUYS
@cyan pollen dumb ass
GTB WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK
OMG IS THAT AQUA FPS?!?!?!?!?!
Lolol
HAPPY WIPE DAY
@bold trellis please save me
Chit Chat Is so aids
@lavish ibex IS THAT AQUA FPS?!?!?!?!?!
@cyan pollen dumb ass
@narrow gale thought i was serious 😂😂
no
My computer can handle chit chat
MY EARS
chit chat makes me wanna shoot myself
@cobalt mural unmute me bro
So is there a wipe happening or what? I’m still raiding factory
@narrow gale thought i was serious 😂😂
@cyan pollen thought i was serious 😂😂
@bold trellis what where u thinking bro
its tradition
im not emotionally ready for this
yeah when you die you wont be able to get back in the game @cyan pollen
i'm scared
oml
@bold trellis PLEASE PUT A LOCK BACK ON CHIT CHAT
yeah when you die you wont be able to get back in the game @cyan pollen
@thorn vale what is this death you speak of?
gtb ive never wanted to die mor
Lol
chit chat makes me wanna die
so leave it
uhh my ears are bleeding
🤔
its to good tho
whos singing hakuna matata
an unlocked channel is a kind of tradition
yeah i guess ur right
but its kinda a breeding ground for kids who like saying n.....
and mic spammers
suck it up
only happens at wipe lol
yup
its fun
bro i cant find whos mic spamming and whos not
i can hear proper conversation 😮
oh i can DM u a mic on who to mute so u never have to play with them lol
a pic*
@opaque wadi is singing all star beautifully
ight can u
wipe
kk
ITS FINALLY TIME BOIS
BEAR Gang!!*
servers still down tho
Factory farming is gonna be really powerful this wipe looks like
Bear Gang weak if you want to talk trash keep going but USEC is best atleast we can comunicate
i would like to see screenshots of the new clothing items before i pick faction after the reset
Ive got ya
Just wait 24 hours. Pestily will be level 60 and have a video on all the new clothing
@analog hull Atleast Launcher works
why is game not work now?
@tawny jacinth Wipe
what is wipe?
wipe yo ass
serious answer: wipe resets everything so everyone gets a fresh start to try out the new updates to the games features, maps and equipment
@tawny jacinth the game has reset, your pmc goes back to the way it was when you bought the game
normally happens when BSG releases somethin a bit larger so they can test it.
what is big now?
map expansion, patches and the vector .45 and 9mm
@gilded oasis Atleast launcher doesnt crash even trying to do anything
Map expansion is not this patch right ?
not this one
rip
oh?
Steam audio, flea changes
i thought it was gonna be
STEAM AUDIO
i guess customs will remain pure cancer for a while further
Reserve only for me
It is only part one of the steam audio, so it will be updated more in the future
What is steam audio?
Updated audio
as long as i can hear sound above my head
oh so i hear good?
or first quests until lvl10 then farm some scavs on reserve
Hopefully
not "updated", it's an entirely new audio subsystem that actually provides positional audio
how do i start wipe? what i do?
and it's going to be really awesome, but this first iteration might not be, we'll see
thank god for valve
I personally wont be touchin customs for a few days. The servers are going to be completely overwhelmed
^
doesn't look like it
Until there's actual incentive not to cheat likely not
but a bunch of measures against flea market bots
cough cough the paywall on the densest loot source in the game
Flea market bots need a source for supply. That is cheaters
yea thats not gonna happen
So there will be an improvement
And cheating will likely be an issue for this games' life cycle unless they take it more seriously unfortunately
Theres the new captcha for the flea market which is Pog
so no improvement on anticheat ffs i hate the fucking cheaters headshoting me from like 300m
BattleEye works but is just fucking annoying that cheaters would seriously buy a $70 game just to cheat
The unfortunate bit is that battleeye is big slow
Which, in a game like this, is everything
they might add phone number 2fa
Bless
@dapper orbit they don't do it 4 fun, they do it because that's the way they make money
Is the update out yet?
it is out, just updating now
My launcher isn't detecting any updates :/
yea the launcher probs wont be gucci for another few hours
all the servers are down currently as the update for the wipe
I figured as much, was hopeful tho
I'm just out here vibing in minecraft till stuff's together
you wont actually get the patch till after its all updated
then you will probs need to wait with everyone fighting to get into the game.
honestly, id take a nap and just wait it out
That'd be smart if my sleep schedule wasn't omega fucked atm
See the thing is
NO MOREWIPE IT WA CANCLED PLEASE GO AWAY
WIPE WAS CANCLED?
YES
xD
WHERE
what
@hazy mantle this true
yoau dogs, i hope this patch will make the game better and not break everything like more lag and more impossible sheet happens
stop lying dude it was not cancled
??wipe
The update for the wipe has begun, the game will be unavailable for 3-5 hours. You can see the patchnotes here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/129049-patch-01267456/
liar it was not cancled
Cringe
i am praying because i really like the game and it will be a shame to not play it :(
Nades sounds bug.
On deploy get sniped instantly.
LAG !
are we able to download it now or wait?
hey kids
??wipe
The update for the wipe has begun, the game will be unavailable for 3-5 hours. You can see the patchnotes here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/129049-patch-01267456/
Just keep the launcher open and check for an update every ten minutes
That's the actual fastest way to know
Is the new map getting added ?
We'll see when it comes out
It's literally an hour and a half tops, why don't y'all just wait and see
thats what i been doing lmfao
??wipe
The update for the wipe has begun, the game will be unavailable for 3-5 hours. You can see the patchnotes here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/129049-patch-01267456/
Mate I was just curious 😂
yo what i do if my router is "blocking" a website?
(im getting ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT)
Run a vpn
That's not your router blocking it, that's the connection timing out
nah
actually
like, i can access the website on my phone when on mobile network. If i use the router, i cant access the page, no matter what device
Run a vpn
So reset your router?
It’s probs blocking it just get a vpn for free and see if it works
Are you stupid
problem with that is that i have passwords and blocked stuff done
You've got a proxy enabled already?
and this shit has been happening for awhile, this this is like the 5th reset i will have to do in 2 weeks
What firewall and antivirus are you using?
uhh
please say malwherebytes
windows, i dont do antivirus, never went to sketchy sites
im mean okay
I'm not saying you have, but sometimes the firewall settings can erroneously block websites
even for phones?
Are you using imported settings, like you can use in chrome?
Are you using chrome?
ya
Are you signed in on your phone and computer with the same account?
yes
Did you select to import your settings when you logged in for the first time on the phone?
no
How is that stupid it’s worth a try he literally said it’s blocking the site you dick
So none of your bookmarks are imported?
lemme see if edge has the same blockage
What tf would using a vpn do? Go scuttle off elsewhere pls
no imported bookmarks
@desert blaze smart smart
Chrome is especially rude about importing settings without your knowledge, so that could be it definitely
Hmmmmm, lemme rub my two braincells together and think what that could be
Resetting it has worked in the past ja?
yea
Have you opened your router admin panel?
ok i just noticed that i can change the language to english on my panel
ya i did
but i really didnt touch stuff there, just password, blocked some users
and thats pretty much all
Yeah, could be some whack shit your ISP did when they config'd it
ya i contacted my isp
but thats a meme and they didnt even answer. I was legit waiting for them for almost half an hour
Probably smart, most of the timeout issues I've noticed stem from browser proxies, firewall software, or router proxy settings not being configured properly
oh shit sorry
no
Yes, open it and try
Okay I go back to kms ty
oof
A ha ha
5 hours in 40s
4
no balls
How will we know when it has been wiped?
ty
BEAR and USEC roles when dad?
With the inventory changes does everybody’s stash increase by 2 width or length?
+20 stash
including EOD?
yep
oh sick
@timid hamlet really?
Yeah, it's in the notes.
where i can see them?
neato!
I’ve just got the base game. I just hope that I can get work and buy the eod edition haha
I am going to spend all of my starting cash gunning for the BTC farm
Ty
BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
"All stashes, for all editions, increased by 2 rows (+20 cells)"
BRO BEAR ALL THE WAY
BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG
Bitcoin if I’m correct just by itself it’s like 13-16 mil in total to get it( bitcoin farm) levelled and even to get the parts for it? I swear that’s what tweak said in his stash video
oh for sure, but its free infinite money
Bots no longer attack a player scav who has killed another player scav (the aggressor) i like this one the most and the leaning in phrone is good too 😄
I'm going straight for the scav case
OI IN CHIT CHAT TWO THEY ARE MAKING NAZI SHIT AND PEENS IN MINECRAFT
hot
Ye have they added in the like reputation thing they were talking about where a player scav will have consequences to killing AI scavs?
@wanton plume me too
boys 41 minutes till we can yell at nikita for being late
shhhhh he hasn't had his morning, or was it evening. whatever
WIPE
he hasnt had his vodka yet, chill
HYPE
Nikita is a very stressed man
NIKITA GIVE THE WIPE
is the update out yet?
@wooden heath
i already drank 2 liters of coffee GIVE WIPEEEEEE
Lol
Noooo you’ve angered a fake Nikita! Do not disrespect the big Russian FUCKING GOD
Nikita i am in a need of a removal of everything
@wooden heath
Pressing the "check for updates" button will accelerate the deployment of the patch ! LETS GO BOYS
dont spam check for updates it gonna ddos it and make it longer can possibly push it off till tomorrow
wonder if the servers are gonna catch on fire this wipe too
kind of a wipe tradition at this point. unplayable for at least 3 hours after available
The servers will be fine! Complete your captchas and GIB WIPE!
idk it was doing really well yesterday and the servers were reallt hot
y'all must be new here hahaha
The only servers that matter are the CAPTCHA servers! GIB WIPE
im pretty sure the servers will die anyways
$gibwipe
Press 1 if you're tired of chinese hackers!
1
1
0
11111111111
any news on wipe
wipe incoming anywhere from 1 minute to 1 month
they're really waiting till the last minute
@smoky grotto famous last words
lol
gotta leave for work in about an hour oof
can't wait to sit in a loading screen before the raid for an hour
bruh its 11pm at night here
6am here
1 pm here
8.37
@deft hazel wagwan fam
2 37pm in south africa
4:38hrs ltr
Ahaha we brits are gonna get good hours for the wipe
Fuck quests, im in it for the CAPTCHAS
Mhm. Wonder how long the waiting line to get into the factory Mobile to do delivery from the past will be hahaha
if people didnt bot captchas wouldn't be required
saving my fort for that quest hahaha
Lmaoo
cant wait to go to interchange, come out with a backpack full of hoses, bolts, nuts, nails and other tools
And make 6m in 1 raid
because early wipe economy is HILARIOUS.
that wont work anymore
I’m practically crippled so I’m glad today is wipe day. Was out playing football all day yesterday so at least I’ve got today free
Everything is nerfed from found in raid
it will lol, people need those for hideout. found in raid tag = sellable
cant wait for hoses to be 500k rubles
When you sell it, its not found in raid anymore
It’s only nerfed if you die with the stuff in ur gamma
tarkov song made live in chit chat. https://soundcloud.com/zaxxofficial/tarkov-song/s-qMfOXAW2xlT
Other than that it’s the same
it loses the found in raid tag when yuo sell it
gonna do what i did last patch, rush my hideout. while everyone else says "oh wait prices will go down" then make literally millions from hideout parts
even in FENCE
@grand nacelle you dont need it to be found in raid to build hideout. you never have
A real man builds his own hideout from the ground up. Market is for plebs
dude you're trying too hard to be funny. pls stop. its cringe
Real men dont cringe
3-5 hours they say...
20 MINS TILL WIPE?
20 mins till wipe is late you mean
?
wonder who the first man to get red rebel is going to be because that is where the money is at
it will b me
Man tops to whoever gets shturman. Hit that fucker with m62 more times than my head can count and the lil cuck was able to like one tap me on the arm while I was sitting behind cover
bruh shturman got the gay
@glacial ore thats banger song
😉
Nah killa where it’s at. Killa be dummy thicc
a
10 mins till wipe?
dunno
Ten till it’s late but prolly will hit a little after I’d say
i think
maybe
wipe has already happened. 10 minutes untill the maintenance is done supposedly. it may take longer
lets hope so
nikkita cant count
been checking every 15 mins lol
Imma be farming the shoreline village kek spawn like I’ve got a family of five to feed
XDDDDD
yep
is i7-8086K 32Gb Ram, and 2080 good for EFT
ya nikita cant count but can code lmao
yes
Nikita learnt everything he needs to know through his Panasonic microwave
no you need to SLI two NASA computers @torpid yew
no magnus
magnus no
someone @ nikkita tell him that he has autisim
you need atleast 4 titans to play smoothly
No get a ps3 @torpid yew
lmao
I have a ps4 is that good?
3 MINUTES
nah
no ps2
ARE YOU GUYS READY
ps2 would be better
we all gotta say nikkita has aids in chat when its late
.... to wait more after these 3 minutes 😭
16
to die all day yes lol
bear best i will take to grave
Here it isss
VDSGXCFNJIOKGEFRVDOIJNKUGCFDEVSNJIHMOKGCFDESVNJMKOILCFGWDSXEZKJLMN CGFDSVEX
wipe
i wonder if people are serious about this
5 hrs man
Nothing!
gamers don't deserve rights
patch is delayed!
i am filing a class action lawsuit
WIPE HYPE
In other news, riots have erupted in 30 different countries today as a projected wipe for a popular game known as "Escape From Tarkov" is approximately 78 seconds late thus far
Sponebob funny lad sayings five hours later
wow 5 hours and 1 minute rage city boys
Rip
afcourse its delayed XD
lol
PATCH DELAYED STATUS = confirmed.
its literally inexcusable
ight boys whos coming to russia to shout at nikkita
@last bison lol
wipe is late
kekw 1 minute
typical battle state games movesd
I'm refunding bois
time to spam nikitia with eggplant emojis
2 mins
we get train and go to russia
fuck off battle state white knights
wipe is cancelled due to weather conditions
chargeback
lol as if there servers would handle all the people anyways. It rather play in a few hours and not get 3 disconnects each raid.
🍆
xd
ah yes
wipe do be late tho
shut the fuck up u BSG white knights
wipe cancelled due to corona virus
imaging deleting your communities messages
give us realistic timers
wash your hands good
🍆
just do more heroin guys itll be fine
gamers deserve no rights
wipe is late GG
gamers deservew heroin
imagine spamming a text chat with a absurd amount of useless crap
treat yourself
yes like that

imagine reading it

death penalty for cheaters no more cheater #joinkoreaindeathpenaltyforgamingcheaters
aight lets go
@smoky grotto shut mouth
who wants to go nerfing
@smoky grotto silence liberal
close lips
who wants to cry with me
anyone wanna join my minecraft esl clan?
when is wipe?
give us realistic timers
@waxen minnow all good games make you wait for the patch to be uploaded 😄
now

ez wipe
@waxen minnow yesterday
good morning kings, drunk wipe time?
any asian players ready to get this mad L?
@cyan furnace aight man lets go cry
im bouta fanny slap nikkita
buying rune 2h
yeah it 3-5 hours in russia must be 9-15 hrs
8 min
escape from wipe
3-5 hours is 1 day - 1 month
give wipe already
the day that BSG sticks to a change window, is the day that the world becomes kind. capitalism works. and americans dont shoot everything that moves
gib wipe pls
true
gypsy xd
Tarkov community rn > > > more toxic than rust
xd
i wana play tarkov but wheres game xD
they are just drinking vodga and eating condensed milk
why dont the servers tell you your ping, so you dont connect to a server wtih ass ping that will auto kick you
nah
vodka
rust is allways the top of the top
because im hellllla drunk
battle saet please wipe
rust is more toxic played that shit for years
stoli and chu hai lets go bois
^
are we expecting a delay ?
@keen lion If you look in the launcher, you can see your estimated ping for the servers that you play on.
OPEN
yeah, what i mean is, i join of players in the states
my boys and theres is no estimated ping, so its a fukin crap shoot
WOIPE WOIEPWEIOWP P IWEP IOWOEI WPE OWPOEIo WIPE
NIKKITA
why don't they just use some kind of linking software to update every server at the same time
@smoky grotto lol
sometimes it works, sometimes you get yeeted, so im back to the gear fear, not cause some hacker or sweaty boi, cause the server will yeet me the fuck out @last bison
update out?
NIKKITA BIG GAY
Anyone know why I'm getting 1mB/s download speed for tarkov, I download everything else faster how can i fix thiz
@analog gull the fact that u have a download rn
ITS ONOLINE
YAERBYYGE5TYEhiu hrgtiepubhyn iu3pryhe yntbtepu[I5RRTYB
I am very drunk on STOLI right now,
fellow kings rise up
Ahhh gotcha gotcha @keen lion . I play with three servers selected at a time, max. Don't ever go over 60 ping most of the time
PATCH IS (not) LIVE
belvedere baby
@sharp perch im reinstalling the game, not the new update i dont think
english pls fuckboi
or at least russki
Nikita lied 🦀
TIME IS OF NO CONCERN TO THE IMMORTAL ENTITY THAT IS BATTLESTATE GAMES
PATCH IS OUT
can i report bug wipe not here
i only have asian servers, korea, japan, and china, since mil stuck oversea
PATCH IS OUT
@waxen minnow nice lie lmao
They are testing the servers now (they are live) but Nikita is stuck in 3storey - clutch
Why do people like hate bsg so much? They put they ass on and overwork just so we’re happy
shut the fuck up u BSG white knight piece of shit
We are all waiting for the same thing, don't be a troll please
i hate BSG like i hate the fed government
the abuse my knees, so i abuse them for every step i can get
damn this Chitchat vc is pure gold
@waxen minnow trolling is legit being the worst part, and the minority, of the EFT community.
the game is great, some decisions i would not have made, but i love playing nonetheless
^
do we have eta on the patch?
I just couldnt wait for wipe. Missed pre-wipe sadly tho
Soon™️
taking bets for how long
why am i downloading the patch at 100 kb/s when i have 1gb internet????
Anyone able to get on yet>
OPEN PLZ
whats the over under?
2 hours
5675 what elephants oranges?
i bet 1 single
vpo 209 handguard
They said 2-3weeks and it was 2 months ...they said 3-5 hours ...12 hours
my money is on 40 min
gib patch
@grand nacelle it's a launcher thing
wahh patch 20 mins late wahhh
i wish to use my singluar physical bitcoin
I bet a lab key om 45 minutes
gib
my patch download is really slow
madladfraggingfox over here
i bought that halvening bitcound off amazon 🅱️
same^
lmao is that my dude nigward?
r/woosh
patch is live
i feel like im at the start of a race and waiting for the gun to go off and then the race to get quests done etc starts ahhahahha
Its not
dfonjgsahoiupdagohiöpzsdföljbnhgjs
WIPEEEE
NOT A DRILL IT IS LIVE
ready boys see you in customs
Ey its out in uk
Well it is
its up
yes it is
update available for me aw yeaaaaaaaaaa
IS LIVE
Dm you
patch is live, im getting the update
iTS LIVE
It’s hereee
REFRESH
IT IS LIVE
312 mbs
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
cya
good luck everyone
Labs bro - ez money
ehuh
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
servers bout to catch on fire
see y'all in the new customs at the business end of my gat
best of luck fellas
lets all be friendly boys in raids, no killing lmao
RESTART LAUNCHERS
LIVE
@here
PATCH IS FUCKING LIVE BOYS
@stiff cedar the best part is that from afar you look like Michael Scott so the only thing I can imagine is him yelling that 😂
truce guys?
NO KILLING
PREPARE YOUR ANAL CAVITIES ❤️
lolol
WIPE HYPE
UNPACKING GAME FILES AS WE SPEAK
I dont know how to feel about that@heady swallow
is it me or is the downl;oad really slow
we in boys
LEGGO
fffs
PROFILE DATA IS BEING LOADED !
oh yes
LOIVE
GAME TERMS=ACCEPTED!
LETS GET IT FAM sEEE yall on interchange
game crash
anyone else stuck loading the main menu?
after u select usec or bar
STUCK IN MAIN MENU! BEING PUNISHED FOR SELECTING USEC. BEARS LOAD FASTER.
LISTENING TO THE TERRIBLE SONG 😦
RIP!
great error to =start wipe
fax
Backend error: HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Timeout
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Rip In Pepperoni
tarkov bout to die
GG NIKITA WELL PLAYED... YOU HAD US GOING FOR A WHILE
nosse
anyone else loading forever?
gg GUYS we got rekt
Vamos chicos alguien mas de LATAM?
Server overrun, gg
NO TARKOV, NO VALORANT, NO TETRIZ, WHAT PLAY
iz game up
gam up
o shiet i can haz play
gam fuk dough , no wekring
oh i crei
servers dead
Tarkov literally died
matching until infinity lol
WE GOT NIKITA'ED
insert coffin dance meme
oh well, at least im not dying to a hacker already.
IM IG in reserve
yeah servers are dead
yeah love seeing this badboy
hahah
can anyone play rn?
so how's every ones day
I keep getting an error after picking bear
you guys infinitely loading after choosing USEC/BEAR?
yeah
b r u h
Hope BSG has a proper BC/DR plan in place
mee to
Apparently NVidia drivers help. Can confirm it's not just modspeak
As in, update your drivers*
im innnnnn
I got new drivers still nothing so
7 mins, got in to a game on cutoms
Weird
UnKnOwN ErRoR OcCurEd
rip
just loading after choosing usec or bear
Same @placid bridge \
@tribal steppe It really do be like that
I thought the servers wouldn't be able to keep up
unknown error for me dogshiii
The servers have been blessed by Linus. They’ll push through
i cant even join
Dude, same error again... @inner citrus doesn't work... if it crashes you need to choose it again
can anyone get in?
yeah i guess we will have to wait a little bit
ill probably go sleep and come back tomorrow arvo
im in the game after picking name and shit just loading for days then crashes
IM STUCK LOADING AFTER PICKING BEAR AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS HORRIBLE MUSIC FOREVER
same
SAVE ME
i have my music on 10%
is it cause the servers are overloaded or its not done updating
cant get to settings
launcher still says game unavailable
to turn down music
I honestly dont know why I expected this to actually work on time.
volume mixer bro
Just mute audio til it unfreezes 🙂
my first raid i died 3 inches from extract with hella gear lmao
my friend got a purple keycard
people are in the game though
i needed to go with the volume mixer this music is unBEARable
me tyrying to log in to a game feels nice
bruh
Mines up and running fine. Going into raid #3 now
how tho
attention seekers
how wtf
bruh mine just crashes
ive been loading after char creation for 20 min
probably from australia
no1 is in game. if you think they are your parents failed you
only two or three people have internet there the rest is only koalas and spiderbears
hah yeah
pestili is streaming right now
bruh australian internet hurts
SPECIAL STREAMER SERVERS?
btw you are going to need to relaunch game for steam audio
pestily pre records
Yo, nice streamers preference going there. Normal players just take it up the ass uh
lol
Just wait for a day guys. Lay off from the game
You wait bro. Ill take your spot
There ain't no spot lmao
more bandwith to us then
UwU hewo
how are you =w=
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So it wiped right just the servers are fucked?
keep getting this what does it mean
it means nikita didnt buy enough servers
I told you, just wait a day for them to finish stablizing the servers
Last wipe it was the same thing. 18 hours of choppy servers. It's the nature of the beast
If you join now of course there would be issues and server flood
its the nature of not buying enough servers
im getting an error after choosing my faction
im stuck on the loading screen afte character select
wait til tomorrow
everybody go and wait until tomorrow so i can load in
Well what do u want then ? Doing that help the Devs to have more time to stablize the servers
What do you mean "stabilize the servers" ghahahahha
If yall just rush in like that then errors are gonna hit ya
loading screen of death
The problem is there arent enough servers not some mythical "stabilization"
There isn't going to be a workaround. Servers will be intermediate for the next bit. Lot of people coming back at once. Either keep calm and try to tarkov on, or take Johnson's advice.
How many servers do they have Animal?
Not enough obviously
Not enough obviously
@grand nacelle how do u know then ? FBI ?
nah there are some lucky few people in raid allready
So you are going around spewing shit. Gotcha.
your put in a queue
are captchas the only thing they added?
I know because everybody's having loading issues. A problem of Scale that is solved by scaling UPWARDS
Instead of spending all the money on vodka, buy more servers
@grand nacelle Imagine not knowing how this works
Devs have to reset servers and wait for them to turn back on, plus a lot of additional works needed to be done to stablize them also. You think shit's gonna go smooth from the get go that easily ?
I can see YOU dont know how this works
Am I the only one stuck on loading?
ANIMAL is like Karen. Spittin shits wildly
anyone else crashing a lot?
i wonder how many litres of vodka they have been able to buy
imagine on all our missed out servers
I have a master's degree in gorilla warfare. My thesis was on the cross polinization of african female hornets
I am close to getting item case
MY game crashes every time i click next after choosing Usec
Just go to bed and let the Devs work their servers. Y'all just keep rushing in like that ain't gonna help the issues
Ah see, that's where I have you beat @grand nacelle . I have two PhD's in Gender Sciences, and one PhD in Middle Eastern affairs. I also have a Bachelor's in Cuckold Science
There is no "work" to be done. Either less people get in an the servers "stabilize" or they add more servers and this will not happen again in the future
@last bison hats off dude
If you want to help the devs, Turn off your game so i can log in and play
anyone crashing after choosing usec or bear?
There is no "work" to be done. Either less people get in an the servers "stabilize" or they add more servers and this will not happen again in the future
@grand nacelle man you are dumb
Thanks, Johnson. It only took three divorces and crippling student debt
On the bright side I get mad pussy because of the PhDs
Keep drinking up that "stabilization" kool aid
@last bison damn, sorry about the divorces man
anyone just stuck on a loading screen when starting the game?
Yeah, my wives told me that they "Don't want a man who can't get it up"
Apparently not being able to raise a barnhouse like the Amish is a turnoff
for real tho if ur a BSG white knight dont log in so u can help stabilise their servers
so @last bison please dont log
therapist healing is about 2x more now
LOL
nice my charater choise reset. bec game crashed
Keep drinking up that "stabilization" kool aid
@grand nacelle Tipsies like you only care about 1 thing.....PLAY
You dont care about anything else and just tend to shittalk if the game isn't working in a certain time. Take your time to actually learn how servers work THEN come back here and talk
i cant fucking load in
I wonder how many servers they could have bought if they didnt use that money on vodka
Apparently not being able to raise a barnhouse like the Amish is a turnoff
@last bison bruhhh
I know, I'm terribly depressed from the matter
Well, dont be. It just means that you havent found the right woman
Three times apparently
i cant fucking load in
@autumn turtle neither can we
Three times apparently
@last bison i know. Just not the right one. It's life after all
Yea.. what is it.. outdated drivers or a problem with the new patch?
Finding a woman who doesn't beg or ask too much from her man is hard i know.
i got in
True true, might go ahead and just get a waifu pillow and call it a day
@waxen ridge bit of both it looks like
My ex was like that also. When i'm broken and physically injured and cant help her. She looked to other men for attentions and help
hello i want play tarkov
me too
got update, selected my character, and my name, and language, now just spinning ... ?
me 3
Is it still just a blank loading screen for any other people that reloaded after they chose bear or usec?
Next thing you know i got cheated on
dont u love
@deft hazel think same for me
shut up about your depressing personal lives you fucking dweebs, no one cares about your erectile dystfunction
being stuck on a loading screen i love it u fucking dweebs kys
I care about my erectile dysfunction
shut up about your depressing personal lives you fucking dweebs, no one cares about your erectile dystfunction
@waxen slate boohoo someone hit a shit spot
dont forget to reactivate youir newyears gift for the icase an p90
i just like calling people dweebs
@lethal gale I want to reload but I’m scared because I seen a flash of the ingame menu just as I alt f4’d
Must just be something with whatever they’re trying to fix at the moment
@deft hazel mm ya, im not sure atm
feels good not to be able to play while my 2 friends play
bruh i just sit on a loading screen for 3hours
beto bota bata bass beta bota bata bass
SHOULD I GO USEC OR BEAR
its been out for 41 min
BEAR OR USEC
my point is ive sat on a loading screen for way to long
Go usec if you want sniper and ar skill classes
dont matter u wont get in
usec for engle bear for ruser
Bear
I DID usec last time and got lvl 67, i liked bear clothes more, so choose bear?
bear make like no sound
tf xd
yeah
its not like that how old are you?
Bear and usec now matter more than cosmetics. They have different skill sets. Bear are meant for more like run and gun and like ak skill classes and usec are more meant for snipers and AR skills etc
yh im going BEAR
no thats not true
Cant get in the game WTF
with the telnik, im gonna be dominatin
bro its too early for people to have taken names, right? so no names been taken
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aether there is no fuckin diffrence in them you speaks english and the other russian
Then they mustn’t be adding it in yet
Love dropping 150$ on a game for backend errors
yeah
@robust idol Yeah, you didn't have this issue when you got it
its wipe hour, relax
man im just getting loading screen with nothing///
Thought after the wipe theyd be adding the different skills in
do you read any notes?
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thy shall nout load n
@glad loom I just listen to the notes the youtubers yell about mate. Forget who it was but a big name said something about them having different skill sets so as I said earlier it’ll probably be for some wipe in the future
Hmm .. seems i am missing items from the pre order pack + the key ring? Does that come later after a relog maybe?
when u die doesnt anyone else get stuck on a black screen
they will add a skill rework after customs expansion
Ahh I see. Well sorry for misinforming y’all.
@paper anvil What are you missing?
I preffer bear but go usec so I can use voice with randoms
😱
Wiggling and yelling hold ya fire! sometimes works and can be a fun way to raid with a rando.
HUH
한국인 손
Ah the ultimate boss. Perpetual Loading.
is it stuck for everyone?
zzzzzzzzzzzz
@restive wraith Just checking what should be there .. I know there was a key ring from some event/present and other stuff (an M4 with large mag i think)
im vibin on the loading menu
Key tool was from a previous new years not the most recent one
Anyone who isn't a streamer apparently..... Every single streamer is online. It's crazy. Might also just be an EoD priority thing.
Infinity loaaaaad
I HAVE EOD AND CANT GET IN
Same
Ah ok, no it is not the Edge of Darkness Limited Edition i guess but some other stuff ...
@lost bloom i sold my kidney for EOD and i am also in loading jail
Its a problem for most people
@smoky grotto F
Put more vodka in the liquid cooler @Nikita
Eeryone is spamming in support chat take your problems there with the rest of the newbs
@smoky grotto If you sold your kidney I'd expect you to have also bought some other goodies...
무한로딩 쌉오바야
Yeah I know but it was for the previous new years. The most recent one is the p90 and medscase etc. You need to claim it again on the website
@restive wraith Should that not be there again? Was after the last wipe
The streamers have special priority, but us plebs need "THE SERVERS TO BE STABILIZED"
You need to reclaim it. Go on your profile on the website
@tall steeple maybe you should start streaming on twitch then instead of complaining here
@last bison my kidney only covered the cost of EOD because it was destroyed by my diet of moonshine, alyonka and running 839 km per day
@restive wraith there is only the one with the P90 but none else. Was that maybe some code?
Am i right BSG whiteknights
Ahhhhh gotcha makes sense
There is no other one