Shit Out of Luck.
#general-chat
quaint stag
grizzled cosmos
@cosmic marsh
What French said.
half sentinel
Any hardware nerds here? I’d like to upgrade my GPU to handle EFT better, but is there any way to tell whether or not a certain new graphics card will be bottlenecked by my processor? I have a GTX 1070 4gb and i7 6600
steel grove
Is there a sale coming soon?
grizzled cosmos
@steel grove
It starts tomorrow
@half sentinel
How much memory?
alpine horizon
@loud narwhal Please do not download anything as what they are using is either banned/detected or will pretty soon, you won't find anything for free to download and use. As battleeye is pretty sofisciated as you won't find anything please stay away and if u're experiencing cheaters, choose a server that is not the one you play on and choose them carefully.
Merry xmas everyone!
dusky hinge
I checked a payment method that i want to use when i buy tarkov but is it supposed to just open another tab and immidetly closes it if your wallet from that payment methos isnt enough to buy the game?
half sentinel
@grizzled cosmos I have 16gb
grizzled cosmos
@half sentinel
You should be able to run the game just fine.
half sentinel
@grizzled cosmos it’s pretty rough. I run a 1440p monitor
just wondering how I can tell what an upgrade would do theoretically in terms of bottle neck
heavy cosmos
If I get my present and then upgrade to eod, can I get both presents?
mossy quarry
holy fuck late raids are dumb as hell
imagine after 2.5 years you still cant fix that shit
imagine being that dogshit of a dev team
lapis rampart
how long does it take your account to upgrade to EOD?
steel grove
I just purchased the game but didn't get anything.
soft moat
whenever the game goes on sale the servers get overloaded
should take 3 hours at the most
for upgrades
@steel grove have you installed the launcher?
soft moat
prisma nacelle
any help where to pay i put in the card info and nothing happens theres no "pay button"
soft moat
go here and login
steel grove
okay, I am
soft moat
once you do hit profile and there is a big install button
steel grove
I dont see it
and I've got confirmations about purchasing it
I see "your transations" tab
and it shows I bought the standard edition
but no install
soft moat
yeah that just means the servers are overloaded because of so many people getting it
try #community-support just in case
but your best bet is to wait a bit
prisma nacelle
fuck me i had to scroll down
soft moat
oop
feral flax
o ok so i am not the only one 😛
cosmic marsh
So I just lost 7 million ruples because of that stupid ass bug
Has that ever happen to any of yall
worldly zodiac
Once you've bought EOD how long does it take to upgrade because it's been a good 10-15 minutes since then.
frozen sedge
this game just got on sale 25% should i get it
worldly zodiac
viper my favourite artist
smoky grotto
hahaaaaaaaa
median field
Is there anyone with an alt they don’t use I will trade steam wallet code for it
worldly zodiac
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
median field
😦 nobody responded to my offer
mental wave
your offer is very specific lol
worldly zodiac
and very scam-likely
fossil jewel
is tarkov worth it ?
worldly zodiac
It's way too easy to get scammed so I only do bank transfers.
median field
Ouch fair enough
I could also just buy you a like 10$ game or item on steam and we could share
mental wave
That makes no sense.
median field
So long as I don’t have the email password then I can’t scam you
mental wave
LOL
fossil jewel
yo guys is tarkov worth it ?
mental wave
You see, that's a lot of hassle, for not a lot of gain.
In what aspect are you asking if Tarkov is worth it.
@fossil jewel
Nope, servers aren't down.
fossil jewel
like i wanna buy it but like is it rlly good
mental wave
It depends on what you're looking for.
fossil jewel
also what specs do u need minimum
mental wave
Look it up senor
fossil jewel
im looking for tactical
mental wave
this is to give you our opinion, not look for minimum requirements for a game
you can ask google for that
fossil jewel
ok
median field
@mental wave fair enough
median field
But it would give you a teammate
mental wave
IF you share accounts, why would I gain a teammate.
Only one person can use the account at a time.
Also, there's a thing called IP Ban that battlestates games does.
ruby hazel
hi guys, just upgraded to EOD edition. How long do I have to wait to get it to reflect on my account?
mental wave
You activate it^
Go to the website
or wait for the e-mail
and you should be able to upgrade.
i'm not positive on whether not upgrading deletes your previous progress though.
I know that previously it did.
median field
KRLord I’m saying share an alt if u have one
mental wave
yeah, i know and that makes no sense
ruby hazel
got it, i guess i have to wait. the transaction says its processing
mental wave
just buy standard edition
it's been on sale 3 times in the past 2 months
if anything buy a friend a game on steam that you know in real life
then receive money from him/her
then pay for the game you want
lol
It's actually already on sale right now
25% discount
feral flax
Yaay i got the game
tame monolith
smoky grotto
@feral flax Why buy a mattress anywhere else? ding
feral flax
😄
west narwhal
Just got the game myself, anyone looking to team up?
lapis edge
west narwhal
@quaint stag Same here
quaint stag
What?
west narwhal
Oh, wait.
quaint stag
Head on over to that channel to find players who want to play.
west narwhal
Nvm.
quaint stag
The Chit Chat channels are just for general conversation, so if someone barges in and interrupts your game, c'est la vie.
west narwhal
My bad, thanks for the info.
quaint stag
Have fun in Tarkov, you're going to hate it ;)
ocean hinge
did they nerf goshan or something
mild mountain
anyone else recently start finding a bunch of cheaters?
true iron
im sorta new to the game. Anybody want to play
mild mountain
there's a LFG channel par
quaint stag
Head on down to #pvp-lfg or #beginners-assistance.
true iron
my b
mild mountain
but if anyone is new and is 18+ and speaks english i can go into raids and helpa bit
#GonnaGetSherpa
smoky grotto
i just killed a guy on labs with an inv full of cobra sight shades
any idea why he would have that lmao
mild mountain
to meme
smoky grotto
he was fully geared with like 30 of those in hiss inv
quaint stag
It may time some time, server is overloaded
dire sparrow
When you play on reserves, do y’all wear armored rigs so you can use the cliff repel exit? I wasn’t aware you couldn’t use it with armor so I had to ditch it
smoky grotto
If your running body armor for cliff decent just put the armor in your bag and you can extract with it
dire sparrow
Yeah that makes sense @smoky grotto you will just have to keep that in mind when looting
smoky grotto
Ye and you can also just wear body armor for it aswell I recommend the TTV armor rig
I mean armor rig*
quaint stag
.-.
bold trellis
I want to die
quaint stag
That's a no no
bold trellis
Bought Escape from Tarkov yesterday for $45
quaint stag
Rip
bold trellis
:::(((((
I'm really disappointed rn
:((((((((((
I coulda saved myself 12 bucks and bought myself a game on steam
quaint stag
That's life.
bold trellis
Worse part is, that is so true
grizzled cosmos
Such is life in the zone, friend.
smoky grotto
oof
coarse viper
Anyone having issues connecting to a game? I'm just trying an offline raid and been waiting almost 6 minutes.
topaz canyon
What's with the €15 euro fee for upgrading to EOD? :(
ruby lance
@coarse viper what map did you select? Apparently theres some issue with running offline mode on Customs and Reverse.
coarse viper
Customs on day raid. Just wanted to try out the P90 lol
ruby lance
try offline mode on Woods or factory
ruby lance
So the rumor may be true
chrome sierra
any fix for server connecton lost issue
ruby lance
does anyone have some connection issues while playing the game? my ping jumps from 30 to 500 at times
frosty terrace
aye can anyone hook my up with a gamma case? ill hook you up
signal nymph
so i learnt how much fun reserves is
coarse viper
I've never played reserve. I know customs like the back of my hand, factory is rather simple and know the exfils on woods but that's all my map knowledge. I just started this wipe so I'm still learning at a fast rate haha
smoky grotto
I've only tried reserve as a scav lmao
coarse viper
It'd be a nice addition to be able to do 'offline' raids with other folks to learn and practice together, especially when someone is trying to teach you the map layout.
smoky grotto
I'd love offline coop, I need to learn the bigger maps so badly lol
coarse viper
I'm having an issues with getting into Customs offline and online atm, Scav or PMC. Guess I'll have to give factory a go. I'd like to do interchange but I'm not very knowledgeable with that map, just play as a Scav on it.
ruby lance
how do I know if i killed a AI scav or a player scav?
oops i will go differnet chanel
empty quest
hey guys, i want to buy the game, but i only got money on my steam wallet, could someone maybe help me get it ?
coarse viper
@ruby lance If you kill a player scav they will still have a slot for their contianer, alpha or gamma
AI scav will not have that slot.
spare shoal
Yeah if I'm attempting loot runs for a quick extract
spare shoal
I think i responded to a super old message lmao
frosty terrace
ifi upgrade to the eod eddition do i have to reset my account?
glad willow
my tartov monatge is premiering in 1 min boys check vids chat and lmk what u fuckers think
coarse viper
@frosty terrace I didn't have to when I upgraded
glad willow
#roastmyvid
coarse viper
It was rather simple. Just clicked upgrade and paid the difference.
glad willow
@frosty terrace no u dont
willow wren
can anyone play with me?
near dock
i mean they could
willow wren
im still new to the game but i understand how it works mostly
near dock
Make sure you go to #521628660298678283, read them, and accept the tip at the bottom
near dock
Wow, you read those rules fast
uncut hollow
@empty sigil It shouldn't take long, sometimes it take a little bit to get through but 1 hour max
viral cosmos
i need friends to play tarkov with
empty sigil
tried clicking recvie item and it told i got spam protections oh god pls help
smoky grotto
anyone having problems upgrading to eod? Im getting transaction error trying to use a visa giftcard
whole sparrow
stuck badge
any german player's around here to match up in a squad?
mental flicker
reddit is liderally so dumb
clear junco
Anyone interested in squading up? I'm trying to do the water quest for therapist
smoky grotto
anyone want to team up im new to the game but i got lucky and have a few good guns
chrome iris
!sherpa
analog hullBOT
Hello @chrome iris,
In the Escape from Tarkov Official server, you can ask for <@&521614335945080832> to come and give you assistance with Escape from Tarkov.
You can ask for in game help, help on modding you weapons, assistance to do quests... sherpas are here to help.
You can also request sherpas on the main Escape from Tarkov website.
Send a request to a sherpa :
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/sherpa
Help on how to do your request :
https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/88265-how-to-ask-for-a-sherpa/
On this discord, you can also use :
● #beginners-assistance : To chat with other beginners and meet sherpas.
● Beginners assistance : To talk with sherpas and to be moved in private rooms, to raid with them !
Thank you, and good luck in Escape from Tarkov.
lost remnant
Looks like there’s no punishment for Team killing unbelievable
grizzled cosmos
@lost remnant
There is one. If you get teamkilled, and can present video evidance of the kill and who killed you, they get restricted from using our LFG services on the Discord.
If you're talking about punishments ingame, there's going to be a Karma system coming soon.
hybrid cradle
@kaminsky where would I make in-game suggestions?
grizzled cosmos
I believe there's a spot on the Forums, but I don't go there so I don't have a link. I apologize.
obtuse prairie
fickle sandal
can anyone send me a link of an updated ammo chart plz??
rugged stratus
GUYS PLEASE IM A NEW PLAYER I GOT THE GAME TONIGHT BUT I LOST ALL MY ITEMS AND MONEY HOW DO I RESET MY STACH AND STUFF PLEASEEEEE
sinful trellis
Dont reset, just scav to success
smoky grotto
can someone help me fix the reshade file thing pls
sinful trellis
even when you lose your gear, you level skills and traders. Not worth resetting unless you want a challenge again
rugged stratus
ok
sick mantle
can someone take me through factory im decently new but i know how to shoot and loot
sinful trellis
good luck nick
hollow holly
Lmfao.... I just dropped into a customs with a shitty veprkm, ran into a 5man, dropped their heaviest gear guy and the rest mowed me down.... It was great XD
final wyvern
yo anyone still experiencing hit reg issues?
mild mountain
kinda
i mean i hit 5 headshots on some dude without a helm and he didnt die but they showed as hits
final wyvern
I keep shooting people dead center of their body and always get 2-3 hits out of 10, the other day I shot the dude point blank headshot with a svds, he didnt die
using snb ammo too
like wtf?
trail relic
Some of the quests really make me want to bang my head
Pure RNG for items, or death runs hoping not shot
warm pulsar
any one else just contantly getting matching in que?
hollow holly
Just me... Or when it's raining on customs does it sound like someone is constantly creep walking nearby? (no headphones)
tribal egret
@grizzled cosmos
grizzled cosmos
@tribal egret
👍
past summit
pallid forge
anyone wants to play with me ? i am new but got some fps skills
azure lily
kind seal
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
modest trellis
Wow what a big discount
hollow flower
anyone wanna play? im new (bought game a few days ago)
hybrid plaza
looking for 1-2 ppl full gear labs
kind seal
i just keep whipping lobbies everywhere i go.. just to good
fresh bone
Definitely going to finally pick this up tomorrow... 25% off 🔥
errant sun
can I get a hand from anyone? havent done many raids, but have pretty decent aim from other FPS titles
oblique pawn
so the twitch drop thing is in a few days. does anyone know how does it work? as far as the rewards? is it a tier system?, single reward? multiple random rewards? based on time watched etc?
id hate to waste my valuable gaming time just watching somone else have fun if its going to take forever just for a single random bitcoin or somehting. especially since bitcoins have barely any value anymore -110k to therapist last i sold one- but thats me
civic epoch
I believe that you can constantly receive drops after every period of watch time. It will be a single reward and it will be randomized presumably drawing from a pool of pre determined items
lament wasp
is there a looking for group chat?
crisp silo
timid sleet
sage vapor
humble forge
smoky grotto
Damn I'm Muslim my family know nothing about how Christmas work
I wanted the EOD so bad
cloud glade
Anyone know how long the Christmas sale would last?
granite linden
9 days left
karmic charm
@atomic flume hey my guy you on?
pulsar swift
Whoever I was just playing with, my power shut off
still saddle
how to buy EOD upgrade for my friend carl?
bronze sierra
hey dudes im from singapore is there any servers for sea region?
really interested in EFT
civic epoch
Yeah there are plenty of servers
bronze sierra
nice lit, thanks guys.
keen jolt
Anyome trying to squad up
tawny mesa
Hey guys I had a question.
If I upgrade my edition of the game do I have to reset my profile in order to get everything from the EOD edition?
jagged field
no
tawny mesa
Will they send me the loot and secure case via the message system? And just update my stash size?
jagged field
yes
tawny mesa
Thank you
compact rampart
Can I ask question about the game in this chat?
If so, my question is, are you only able to upgrade features in hideout with items found in raid?
jagged field
no, also with bought stuff
deep badge
Man McDonalds have good fuckin deals on their app
compact rampart
thank you thank you
gleaming moss
hello, i am new to the game, can someone help me learn how to play
long cypress
Hello, just got a game and wanted to try it in offline mode to get used to everything but couldnt load a map, and after I pressed I cant leaving. It says leaving the game for 15 minutes already 😄
Any ideas?
civic epoch
Customs and Reserve offline is broken atm
long cypress
oh crap thnx for info. Should I close the game in task manager?
civic epoch
Yeah
long cypress
Ok thank you for the help
tawdry orchid
If I received the new year gifts with the standard edition but I want to upgrade to the EOD do I get any of the other gifts after the upgrade?
tawny mesa
@tawdry orchid you will get the eod gift once a wipe happens or you reset your profile
tawdry orchid
Thanks @tawny mesa
tawny mesa
No worries I just upgraded my edition a few minutes ago. Definitely worth it
tawdry orchid
I’m excited for it as soon as I clock out I’m headed home to upgrade
valid shell
Any of you guys know if you canuse a prepaid visa card to upgrade or buy tarkov?
civic epoch
!sherpa
analog hullBOT
Hello @civic epoch,
In the Escape from Tarkov Official server, you can ask for <@&521614335945080832> to come and give you assistance with Escape from Tarkov.
You can ask for in game help, help on modding you weapons, assistance to do quests... sherpas are here to help.
You can also request sherpas on the main Escape from Tarkov website.
Send a request to a sherpa :
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/sherpa
Help on how to do your request :
https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/88265-how-to-ask-for-a-sherpa/
On this discord, you can also use :
● #beginners-assistance : To chat with other beginners and meet sherpas.
● Beginners assistance : To talk with sherpas and to be moved in private rooms, to raid with them !
Thank you, and good luck in Escape from Tarkov.
fiery pasture
anyone else having trouble playing a local game? i usually start right up..just hangs on game is starting..over and over
noble copper
@fiery pasture apparently it's bugged for customs and reserve
glacial plaza
is there any british clans?
silk hedge
Does anyone know how I get the bsg stream to watch from yesterday? Not just the clips
vocal folio
Idk check the #❌〡community-servers page @glacial plaza
dark orchid
lucid ermine
Anyone want to join me and duo. also streaming at 'Arrowwwtv'
pure rover
hey someone german wants to play?
leaden onyx
does Customs have a LedX spawn?
idle warren
When is the next wipe?
hybrid echo
March
fair shadow
that's very sudden @ patch
burnt rivet
void sandal
so, i fix my declining card issue now it said i attempted too much and cant do it
i just want edge of darkness edition
rough rapids
How much is beardoil worth? I cant see any on the market
it says there are 15 hits when I search, but I cant see the list
long hamlet
Is there a new cheat? i killed 3/4 level 0 guys today.. no name on dogtag after killing them no time of dead or one that shot them either.. they running M4s and Gzel armors every time i shot them... made screenshots though
jagged field
thats not a cheat, thats just a bug
@rough rapids 45k to therapist, noone will buy it off the market since its only use is to be found in raid for the games last quest
hot mauve
anyone wanna play customs
cobalt dirge
@grizzled cosmos been told to send you a messege as ive ticked the rules but it aint working?
grizzled cosmos
@cobalt dirge
You should be good now. 👍
cobalt dirge
Thanks!
grizzled cosmos
If you'd like information on the Sherpas just type !sherpa
hidden geode
cant load into raid should i just re-install?
rugged ermine
@lucid ermine im down to play
grizzled cosmos
@hidden geode
Offline?
hidden geode
nah online , it kept crashing for me
vocal folio
Alt tabbing
hidden geode
wut
grizzled cosmos
Are you alt-tabbing?
hidden geode
nah like it says loading loot pool ...then crashing on me
grizzled cosmos
Have you already verified your game files?
hidden geode
i will try that next, problem started after upgrading my edition so maybe it failed to get some files
bold bobcat
anybody wanna help me find jeagars hide out on woods
mighty musk
is the server down yet?
or is it back up already
he posted there is an update for an hour but didnt say when lol
spark walrus
^^ exactly why im not playing not gonna loose gear 
fervent bobcat
LOL
I GOT THE KILL U DUMB IDIOT
LOL
ILL SEND U THE SS
ASK ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING DISCORD
wise rock
stop being a salty cunt couldve asked for the armor back
fervent bobcat
fucking mad cunt
wise rock
he only needed it to survive aight
vocal folio
Calm down kiddos if there is a problem go to @queen silo
wise rock
kenny and c3ber can do that lol
fervent bobcat
lol whatever hes just a salty cunt
that i got a full geared kill
and he wanted it
mighty musk
im @fervent bobcat friend, just tagging him to let him know someone is shitting him XD
grizzled cosmos
What Green said. Knock it off or take it to <@&551452465233657859> or DMs.
pearl meadow
trash needs to scav kills on labs like the little loot goblins they are
fervent bobcat
toxic.
pearl meadow
lool yeh yeah are
grizzled cosmos
Guys, last warning.
fervent bobcat
Have a good day guys!
swift sentinel
I havent recieved the gifts or whatever that people would get if you bought the game before today right?
Or is that later?
wise rock
Are you talking about the Christmas gift?
swift sentinel
Yes
tribal jewel
@smoky grotto welcome!!! 🙂
wise rock
@swift sentinel i think you had to get it before the 24th or 25th but u could ask a moderator
actually u should ask a moderator
wise rock
you checked the website yes?
swift sentinel
aaah
I didnt know, they were there yes, thanks.
Im a retard, thought they would just come in ingame mail instantly
languid vapor
Guys is it possible to split money? I would like to take some money to raid how to split it from main amount
🤔
wispy blaze
wise rock
@languid vapor hold control and drag the money and it'll ask u how much u want to split
grizzled cosmos
@wispy blaze
#531906937873498132 👍
bitter orchid
any group need a +1 for a scav run?
unreal stratus
When is the update?
haughty knot
well, its 9 in moscow, and I don't know when BSG closes, but it'll have to be soon if they want to release it, wait the hour it'll take to update, and then make sure nothing game breaking is there without staying in the office too late
scarlet grail
why the fuck is offline still broken?
steady crow
hey
will i be able to run this game with ryzen 1600 3.7,gtx 1060 6gb,8gb ram 3000mhz?
hidden geode
5mins for update!
loud thorn
yeah boi
tender field
fervent kestrel
a
unreal stratus
update the game one more time and I will riot
vital idol
is patch live?
scarlet grail
did it just start?
vital idol
i dont know
solar garden
same
brisk badge
lmao
cloud glade
Guys, where do I download the game from?
primal jungle
get them mcables ready
spare zenith
omg they are releasing a rocket launcher
quaint stag
No they are not.
dreamy void
@fervent bobcat @pearl meadow who dares wins 🤷♂️
upbeat minnow
can't wait to try out the rocket launcher!
Hope i can rocket jump with it! Tarkov really needs a feature like that!
blazing fulcrum
Gay
dusky hinge
oh wow i am 300mb away from finishing my game download
and now new update is coming and the game won't be available for 1 hour
gahhhhhhh
frigid canyon
что с игрой?
steady thunder
Do any of you guys use the Logitech G Pro X’s while playing tarkov? I got them for Christmas and I’m having trouble hearing footsteps.
frigid canyon
ISH WIL SHPEEELEEEEN
dreamy void
@steady thunder What's your audio setting on
steady thunder
I have default settings
dreamy void
put it on surround
abstract moon
hahah i said that they should add something like abibas tracksuit to the game. And what they did? They added abibas tracksuit xD True gopnik plays incomming
dreamy void
are you using a helmet that covers your ears
steady thunder
Negative.
dreamy void
are you using active headphones in game of any sort?
steady thunder
I tend to run ComTac. Do you have them? What kind of setting or preset do you run?
It’s definitely the G Pro x’s. Because my previous headset worked fine, they just weren’t comfortable. And these are supposed to be top tier if I can ever figure everything out
livid summit
So is 12.2 coming out rn or what
dusty cobalt
so like when exactly will the game be back up?
dreamy void
@dusty cobalt about an hour
dusty cobalt
when did it start tho?
lofty turret
about 30 min ago
steady crow
jewbacca
hard marten
#Wipe HYpe
dusky hinge
wait can i pay offline when the game is unavailable?
hollow holly
What do we know about the weapons they are adding? Will any of them be available through traders? Or are they in raid only?
lethal gale
Is there a link to update notes on forum, in english? link i followed on twitter gives me an error.
hot bison
I'm sure you can find them in #❌〡patch-notes 
.
little fulcrum
scarlet grail
When will they be back up?
smoky grotto
New weapons in this update?
still minnow
yea
tough reef
is tarkov down?
steady crow
turn on the game
still minnow
update.....
silk quartz
tarkov is broken again
wise abyss
is it finished yet
silk quartz
wait...new content wipe boys
wise abyss
they said up to one hour... and it started an hour and 3 minutes ago
tropic canyon
its been an hour smh
steady crow
its been an hour guys
vapid sphinx
Gib update
steady crow
you are 7 minutes late guys
vapid sphinx
its been an hour
flint pendant
its been an hour
upbeat minnow
I need my tarkov fix already!
flint pendant
im having withdrawals
wise rock
It's been an hour
vapid sphinx
@upbeat minnow wtf is your problem
flint pendant
help
tropic canyon
@upbeat minnow tf is ur pfp
steady crow
@upbeat minnow dude
fringe bronze
usec? more like usuc
flint pendant
@upbeat minnow wft
upbeat minnow
Well, its me after a night of drinking
wise rock
Gotem
analog fulcrum
@upbeat minnow WTF
tropic canyon
@upbeat minnow send me some more 😉
warped patio
It's been an hour.
upbeat minnow
I pass
vapid sphinx
@upbeat minnow why is your profile pic naked, also no one wants to see your pics
analog fulcrum
LATE
smoky grotto
@upbeat minnow ???????????
wise rock
No one mention jerka so he doesn't get banned lol
fringe bronze
@upbeat minnow
upbeat minnow
You do not know if anyone wants to see it or not though
fringe bronze
can we ban this guy
vapid sphinx
@wise rock no
upbeat minnow
and also i'm not naked, i had socks on
hollow holly
Trust me, nobody wants to see it....
wise rock
@vapid sphinx yes
hollow holly
Nothing impressive going on there jerka XD
upbeat minnow
nah its tiny
fringe bronze
how do we know he had socks on
wise rock
Yeah do u have socks on cuz that counts as clothing and u won't get banned 😂
vapid sphinx
hey guys update works you can play now
random oracle
YOU EVIL MAn
crimson iris
- NO WIPE - - NO WIPE - - NO WIPE - - NO WIPE - - NO WIPE - - NO WIPE - - NO WIPE -
indigo cliff
Is the update live yet?
vapid sphinx
- WIPE - - WIPE - - WIPE - - WIPE - - WIPE - - WIPE - - WIPE -
smoky grotto
@vapid sphinx birgin
maiden galleon
no
little delta
@vapid sphinx more like boomer virgin
smoky grotto
^ word
winter valve
GIB UPDATE
little delta
you wanna get smacked reeeeeeee
upbeat minnow
We should show them @vapid sphinx and bang while recording it and send it to them! That will show em! #NoHomo though
vapid sphinx
@upbeat minnow sorry i dont take requests
wise rock
^
upbeat minnow
Boomer virgin it is then! 😛
vapid sphinx
Refund
dreamy void
yall ever go kitted into labs and tk the random guy u met
wise rock
Why do you?
dreamy void
its a joke
wise rock
Good
smoky grotto
ayy uhhh
upbeat minnow
well, he still does tk, but send them a message afterwards that its just a prank so its okay
smoky grotto
how do i get the roles
wise rock
@upbeat minnow I think he's up to something
quaint stag
@smoky grotto You're good now.
smoky grotto
aight thanks
night meadow
i accidentally TK'd my buddy last night. abd he got stuck with 1% health at the menu lol so neat
upbeat minnow
I don't get why the TKd person should get punnished xd
night meadow
oh i didnt. i just dont get the logic behind that. its new right
upbeat minnow
correct
night meadow
the 1% thing
acoustic bronze
They're assuming a different scenario than an accidenttal killing
dreamy void
i accidentally killed my homie with an airframe and an m4 and level 5 armor
upbeat minnow
tked my friends plenty of times cause they suck at calling where they are
wise rock
That's also a normal tarkov thing
broken badger
d
wise rock
d
silk quartz
the tk'd person is punished with 1% hp because it's the tk'd person's fault he didnt call out his position to his teammates. nikita wants to put a stop to this
steady crow
guys
wise rock
Yeah
balmy crescent
GIB GAME NOW
boreal mango
imagine slowmode on general chat but no slomode on screenshots KEKW
steady crow
how do we stop the racism guys?
wise rock
^ we all shit and cum simultaneously
quaint stag
... What?
upbeat minnow
well it wont hurt to try it
steady crow
jerka,how much for private room?
signal nymph
this is the real update simulator
quasi flower
Is the launcher broken for anyone else ?
thick pawn
games down
quasi flower
Im aware, but the launcher wont open anymore
left jasper
thats becuase there a update to it
proper path
is up to date?
wet jolt
anyone good with making stream overlays etc i wouldnt mind a a EFT themed animated streamlabs overlay making if you guys want to come to an agreement
winter pilot
lol its always 1h +30min for inconveniences
left jasper
@wet jolt try fiver
trim panther
do you have to self-wipe to receive the christmas gifts? is it worth it?
junior onyx
why does my tarkov say like wrong major version
dense glacier
update
junior onyx
how long
grizzled cosmos
@trim panther
No
dense glacier
thats what im asking
grizzled cosmos
The update will be done
torpid agate
I bought EFT not long after the sales happened. Do BSG offer a thing where they give you the difference or is this wishful thinking?
scarlet topaz
lol
junior onyx
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
balmy crescent
BSg will give you no money back ever lol
Now if you bought the game and are looking to upgrade then yes you can pay the difference
scarlet topaz
i am just happy we arnt getting pounded for pay to win microtransactions
balmy crescent
This isnt a free to play game so it wouldnt make sense
junior onyx
so whos teaming
scarlet topaz
alot of pay to play games are all about microtrans
balmy crescent
You playing some bad games then lopl
torpid agate
I thought as much, I guess Steam has been too kind to us
scarlet topaz
not only are there no pay2win but there are none at all... its awesome
idle warren
Hopefully it will not be extended yet again.
balmy crescent
shouldnt the game be up soon?>
hearty rivet
@bold trellis love you ♥️
bold trellis
scarlet topaz
in Russia game patches you
hearty rivet
(romainian) andrew says hey btw
bold trellis
Wiki andrew?
scarlet topaz
i want a Twitch Rivals 72 hour event for this game
hearty rivet
yeah, wiki andrew
rocky quest
what i didn't say hi
hearty rivet
rocky quest
fucking rats
quick wraith
wiki andrew lmao
bold trellis
Do you preffer UEFT Andrew?
rocky quest
i prefer dying on the inside but yes
quick wraith
call him romanian andrew we have like 3 andrew's
jagged field
oh no
not andrej
short swan
Hey Guys
wind anchor
another 30 huh
short swan
I have a question. I bought the EOD and how do I now install the game please help me. Nothing is working
wise rock
whoah, hey guys! welcome to eb games!
spare echo
We got put on slow mode rip
torpid agate
Damn this is some sort of joke
signal nymph
naughty boiiis
wise rock
@short swan theres and update going on right now the game is broke
winter pilot
L0L GET DELAYED "XD"
hidden geode
there might be another delay
idle warren
30 min MORE OMG
brazen zealot
is the game up
wise rock
no
signal nymph
remove the hunter
wise rock
hunter scavs will spawn with poopoo ammo now
proper path
https://youtu.be/QOnzMak-FRM?t=3310 how i got this sound? xD
proper path
nope how i download ? 😄
signal nymph
HUNTER IS GETTING NERFED!!!
wise rock
just so we're clear i dont condone piracy 😂
viscid scroll
not nerfed, scavs will just spawn with worse ammo. nothing more
quaint stag
Don't post that link here, please.
subtle chasm
hey chat when the update gonna be ?
boreal sandal
^
modest glade
another half an hour
wise rock
in 30 minutes but realistically, one more hour
modest glade
They should plan for a 3 hour update and if it finishes earlier then people can be happy
twilit cargo
ye
obtuse hull
YOU WANT SOME PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS?
subtle chasm
agrre
boreal sandal
Me hungry. Me hunt. Me can’t hunt right now
tawdry knoll
Classic fucking BSG
signal nymph
we arent allowed to be funny on here 😦
tawdry knoll
extend update by an hour KEKW
signal nymph
the mods dont like it XD
wise rock
shit piss
wise abyss
should be done soon right
twilit cargo
give it like 35 mins
wise rock
not soon but soon soon
brazen zealot
servers up yet?
unkempt crow
boreal sandal
Oh yeah daddy? Say it again
wise rock
again
twilit cargo
WOO
signal nymph
this updates shit
smoky grotto
33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
signal nymph
no
thats racist to 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
wise rock
d
signal nymph
thats racist to c
sonic mountain
let'go people!
signal nymph
no
smoky grotto
CHRISTMAS
signal nymph
thats racist to halloween
smoky grotto
That's a one fat patch
CHRISTMAS TREE
Didn't expect
Damn why's the download speed only 70kb/s
silent delta
How about 4 kb/s?
signal nymph
bruh the game still running like shit XD what did they do to the servers
jagged field
thinking servers wont be overloaded rn
smoky grotto
Those guys get excited whenever they drop a patch so the forget some small details
jk, I agree with Chrisiooo
Yall go hit Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
hidden geode
yeeeah im gonna wait until tomorrow to play this have fun
smoky grotto
Guys why dafuq is my download speed 40kb/s wtf
tawdry knoll
KEKW im gettin 20mbs
smoky grotto
shit
smoky grotto
It isn't working, that really sucks
hidden geode
everyone downloads >servers wont work what is this sorcery?
smoky grotto
We're talking about the downloading speed...
spark walrus
lol perfectly fine for me
smoky grotto
For me it isn't lol, 100 kb/s max im getting
mint meadow
is offline mode completly down?
i tried on woods and shoreline, just wanna test new hardware, and it hangs on local game is starting
coarse viper
offline isn't working at all for me
mint meadow
is that related to everyone loggin in right now?
coarse viper
I did factory and customs and got nothing
ashen token
**i wonder if they test the patches before dropping them 😂 or do they YOLO it and wait for all the problems to stroll in **
coarse viper
It won't go back for me after hanging on the start screen, I have to alt F4 to back out
mint meadow
no hate, i wondered because i thought its a developer from europe and they drop patches during primetime of the week
same for me @coarse viper
tawdry knoll
Servers are dead KEKW even offline doesnt work KEKW
smoky grotto
hi, i've just bought the game, I hope it was worth it lol
torpid agate
Well you must have thought so if you've bought it..
tawdry knoll
@smoky grotto yes be prepared to get shit on then promptly get addicted after you have your first success
smoky grotto
haha I hope so !
tawdry knoll
@smoky grotto good luck and be prepared for a hard time
smoky grotto
First I need to download the game, and that's gonna be a long time waiting regarding my internet conenction .-.
tawdry knoll
plus the update came out so sevrers are toast
smoky grotto
oh shit
coarse viper
@smoky grotto You learn from dying. A lot. Often. Good thing is you can only die once per raid lol
tawdry knoll
The new orsis is nice, its basically a cooler dvl
smoky grotto
Just a question, should I claim the stuff I have when buying the game ? (sry for my english)
coarse viper
definitely
smoky grotto
okay thanks !
long cypress
so woods offline stopped working after patch huh?
coarse viper
@long cypress I couldn't get any map to work offline now
long cypress
oh god that's not good
long cypress
and you cant back it off ;/
long cypress
yep
hard brook
so the new faceshields dont go on the new helmets?
humble cradle
What do the ornaments do?
lost remnant
Looks like the patch broke the game
fiery pasture
so is local games all not working? tried 3 maps..cant get in..sits on "local game starting"
coarse viper
Not working at all @fiery pasture
mint meadow
in announcements they said they are aware of offline mode not working and are working on fixing it
azure summit
Does anyone know why the T-5000 has issues with all scopes?
tawdry knoll
mp9 is fucking sick
coarse viper
Yesterday it was just Customs and Reserve for me, but since the patch it's al stopped working. I'm sure they'll have it up in short time
azure summit
I get this black ring and its annoying
coarse viper
Where'd you buy that? I wouldn't mind trying it
tawdry knoll
PK2
slap a fortis shift grip and a sight on it and its good to go,
PK3 are the mags
glad plaza
WHAT DO THE CHRISDTMAS BULBS DO
signal nymph
new weapons are trash not even worth the wait...waste of time
jovial lodge
good thing they aren't the only weapons in the game then 😄
signal nymph
im glad
jovial lodge
you put them on your tree in the hideout @glad plaza
glad plaza
y
signal nymph
but that was a lot of time wasted#
jovial lodge
would be an interesting beta if they only had a handful of guns in the game lol
vast seal
hold up the sale is only for 1 copy?
jovial lodge
not sure
vast seal
2 copies is 80.98 dollars
jovial lodge
wanting to gift to a friend I assume?
signal nymph
id rather them focus on the stability of the game rather than adding more shit
vast seal
ye
signal nymph
and now the game sbroke again..... nice one battlestates
indigo cliff
to get support do i just go to the support channel and wait?
signal nymph
your better of going to your local fish vendor
tepid aurora
Bahaha!
signal nymph
because this tech support is the equivalent of them random tech support phone calls you get
glad plaza
did servers die?
alpine horizon
Yeah, I can't even load in atm
outer bone
just collected money from the flea market and now its gone... am I gonna get it back?
alpine horizon
no
signal nymph
ffucking game
loud zealot
what going on with the update? downloading it now
signal nymph
again battlestates fuck their own game
prisma valve
update is weird, flea markey wont work
signal nymph
because the game sbroke
fiery pasture
did most of you do the CPU core tweak to make tarkov run better? wondering if its a waste of time..
wise abyss
everyone having trouble loading rn?
loud zealot
Profile data loading...
vital idol
broken my game looll https://gyazo.com/f37a0e98445d71ae314bb8a2ce30e592
ornate topaz
Im just staring at a lightbulb.. wont go further xD
silk sparrow
It’s beta, I’m sure they are aware. Lol calm tits
prisma valve
@vital idol thats what im getting
signal nymph
fuck this fucking game. not worth 140 pounds XD
distant fern
just got that
blazing fulcrum
How long did it take for everyone to log in
I have had “ profile data loading “ for like 5 minutes now
signal nymph
nikita i want 35 percent of my money back
loud zealot
they added a christmas ornament to the login in tree branch. umm, dope?
mellow prawn
i was in then it went down
blazing fulcrum
Ornament took 3 hours to implement you best believe it’ll bring you luck
vital idol
YOU CAN MAKE CHRISMAS TREE IN HIDE OUT
silk sparrow
Your supporting the game development, not buying a completed game. Derp
signal nymph
still
blazing fulcrum
Wait so is anyone else stuck on profile loading / can’t get it
versed mesa
everyone
signal nymph
theres no support for us and these mods are a bit limiting to what they let us show XD
loud zealot
why did they think adding this shit after the actual holiday a good idea?
signal nymph
russians man thier always late
manic gull
servers crasheD?
blazing fulcrum
They were drinking for ever
smoky grotto
why is it loading
signal nymph
their servers run off of cheap vodka
steep linden
just hoping my extract went through, was stuck in loading finishing run.. prob best one i've had in awhile
signal nymph
thief it should. as a pmc you get all your shit if you were a scav then rip you
smoky grotto
why is it always loading wont stop
manic gull
Generators run out of fuel, please go in raid to refuel. ow wait we cant 😄
signal nymph
BECXAUSE THE GAMES BROKEN xd
timber iris
can people calm their tits?
signal nymph
we cant fuel our fuel.....what6 asshats
manic gull
signal nymph
@timber iris how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
blazing fulcrum
Y’all I need help my virus protection keeps shutting down tarkov and don’t want it too I NEED HELP PLEASEEE
smoky grotto
is anyone else encountering this issue
upbeat minnow
think everyone is
bitter orchid
stuck on profile data loading
tight lynx
even the Error-Reporting is down. Timeout while sending data
smoky grotto
@bitter orchid same
steep linden
add it to whitelist on your virus protection
timber iris
@signal nymph Okay, keep whining then. @blazing fulcrum add the tarkov.exe as an exception
signal nymph
i will
dull mural
is killa on customs?
steep linden
yeah that
upbeat minnow
killa is on interchange
signal nymph
no hes on interhcnagereshala is on customs
dull mural
I know, but I saw a ss of someone getting killed by Killa on customs
carmine nebula
andddddd tarkov is broke
livid pebble
yup
odd mortar
I was playing scav. Got some decent stuff including labs card. Extracts, get's an error that crashes game and now im stuck at loading profile 
livid pebble
anyone else having problems getting into the game
carmine nebula
yuppp
steep linden
in now, just took about 5 mins of loading profile
odd mortar
also just got back in
timber iris
lemme know when the matching works as well
signal nymph
shitty game finally works againm
odd mortar
took quite some time loading profile xd
torpid agate
All I wanted was to play EFT this weekend....
winter pilot
look at the tarkov wiki lol the new ammo types are chaos
smoky grotto
finally im in the game
glad plaza
@winter pilot HOW SO
compact rock
someone want to teach me the game?
tight lynx
like twitter said they're working on this problem.
timber iris
@compact rock customs is a good starter map to learn on, not too big or too small.
fervent gazelle
@compact rock well hello there
compact rock
thanks I guess
vital idol
torpid agate
wtf is that
vital idol
helm with night and fave sheild and ear cover
torpid agate
Looks like a mechanical heart
mellow bronze
anyone seen dead matter ?
signal nymph
bruh that looks like blech
compact rock
anyone wan't to game with me?
mellow bronze
loading profile data
fiery pasture
@compact rock its down right now bud..they are working on it
compact rock
aight
signal nymph
games working wehat do you mean
lost remnant
The games not even working correctly
signal nymph
bruh im loading in as a scav so yeah lol
timid moss
what are all the new items that came out ?
tawdry knoll
They added mp9 new .308 sniper, svd silencer
The ornaments are for the Christmas tree hideout upgrade
hybrid verge
anyone having probs with stash and selling to traders? really laggy
tight lynx
starting local games still not working.. waiting forever while "starting local game" message is displayed
signal nymph
least add a new map ffs XD
steep linden
wondering if you actually get into a game, if any other players will be in it... free xp scav kills and loot
signal nymph
NO FUCKING HATCHLINGS!!!
tight lynx
ok, that's fun.. I can't login to website because they blocked my IP ?? I wasn't even loggin on there yet. just the client broke up now twice while starting local game...
compact rock
is server up now?
smoky grotto
uuuuuh guys... so is "the stylish one" quest a new quest they just added, where you have to kill Killa 100 times?
blazing marten
compact rock
someone want to introduce a noob to this game? Would be much appreciated
quasi timber
how do we g et christmas balls
hot bison
@compact rock #beginners-assistance
@quasi timber Apparently you can find them at rare items spawns. Just check the wiki every now and then, I'm sure there will be a page for them .
lone fog
yo i cant seem to move anything in my stache w/o getting an error and it reverts
tight lynx
and local game on "Zollgelände" still not able to start
hot bison
That's a known bug and the devs are working on it.
lone fog
item moving in stash?
hot bison
They just updated the game and the servers, give the servers some time. 🙂
lone fog
Oh okay dope nah i just didnt know if it was my wifi or not, thanks man!
smoky grotto
how long does it normally take for transactions to process?
hybrid verge
soon (tm)
last girder
Yay connection loss
lone fog
high demand son
twilit cargo
I just wanna practice with bots to travel around the map
hmm do I say screw it and go scav and di it the hard way
quasi timber
high demand?
muted shard
can someone give me the game for free i'm poor please! ????
quasi timber
banned
jovial lodge
uh....no?
serene osprey
anyone else having long queues to into a raid
flint ice
Hey guys, I'm having a issue with a weapon after the update, one of my guns lost its stock and whenever I equip one the inventory returns an error and takes me back to the main menu.
it is a RSASS. 😦
winter pilot
made some changes to the wiki hope you faggots enjoy
wispy coral
Is there something special with this tree?
flint ice
It is magical.
wispy coral
Will you get some bonus from this or is this just Cosmetic?
flint ice
I don't know, sorry.
scarlet grail
great they update the game but dont fix offline games?
flint ice
From the twitter, they're investigating.
scarlet grail
oof
muted shard
can someone give me the game for free i'm poor please! ???? I pay when I can please
blazing fulcrum
Thats a big F
smoky grotto
anyone down to do a scav raid?
strange shuttle
Where do you find the new Christmas decorations
restive wraith
I believe they can spawn in any rare item location, at least that's what I've heard
still tartan
Would anyone be able to help?
smoky grotto
w what?
still tartan
Sorry, wrong channel.
smoky grotto
Game broke again?
prime hemlock
game dead?
zealous ember
when you buy 30 of the new tan helmets for 1100 USD or less and the black ones are already 1400 from peacekeeper O.o
signal nymph
when your lifes so shit you have to hack to play a game...
prime hemlock
Backend errors, too much overload. Hopefully will be back soon
lost remnant
So game won’t start
muted shard
can someone give me the game for free i'm poor please! ???? I pay when I can please
kind moon
Game is down for me and when it does load I just lag so hard an keep getting errors since the update anyone else having issues?
spring crane
@muted shard lol
muted shard
please
rigid burrow
same
kind moon
Great not the only one then fml lol finally have a full day to play no interruptions and I haven't got shit but one good raid in Haha
deep violet
haha
smoky grotto
FIX YOOUR FUCKING SERVERS
austere sky
i cant even get onto main menu just freezes
weak girder
me2
kind moon
At least It was a pretty good raid haha but God yeah I just bought the game a week ago an although I'm happy to see they are updating it so often I wish it would actually work lol
rigid burrow
me2
austere sky
ffs
smoky grotto
stfu cheater
mossy aurora
upgraded to better edition of the game and didnt get the edition lol or is the servers beinng fucked up atm?
smoky grotto
die
muted shard
can someone give me the game for free i'm poor please! ???? I pay when I can please
rancid grail
yea the servers are fucked
zealous ember
@muted shard the fuck
mossy aurora
Yea so i quess ill get it soon it works propelly 🙂
rancid grail
this dude really joined the discord to beg for the game lmao
wise abyss
is game broken again?
rancid grail
yea
mossy aurora
do you guys know who to contact if it dosent work if i upgraded my edition to a better one? 🙂
prisma topaz
cant load a shit, not even menu, stuck on circle
austere sky
why would you release updates and start fixing shit at peak time could have done this tomorow morning wen no1 was playing
kind moon
Haha I see shroud is streaming I load his stream hes looking at the same profile loading menu as me 🤣
zealous ember
this is about to be a lit friday night though with the killa quest
rancid grail
it might be time guys
zealous ember
I'm going to be rolling fat with the boys on I change
kind moon
This is fackin brutal dude
smoky grotto
queue seattle servers and eat my m1a shots on IC
deep violet
not sure harassing anyone will do anything
kind moon
But watching shroud as miserable as me kinda helps hahahahaha