general-chat

[somber mauve]

Thank God for Scav runs.

Let's me know right where I am again skill wise lol

[prisma lantern]

Has anyone had the Problem with Steam when u launch it and it's Stuck in a loop Extracting a update package over and over? i cannot fix it for anything have searched youtube reddit, nothing that helps me fix this issue,

any help would greatly be apreciated.

[dapper oriole]

@vast flicker ill be here

@prisma lantern I think i've had problems similar before. I think I would up re-downloading steam.

[prisma lantern]

@vast flicker Fixed it by going to my Steam directory and Deleting the "package" folder.

[dapper oriole]

nice

[prisma lantern]

ty for asnwering tho Kudos! +1

[dapper oriole]

no problem

[abstract zephyr]

is there a trade chanel?

[dapper oriole]

I have no idea

doesnt look like it

[quaint stag]

Not in this server

[ripe ginkgo]

hey guys

im new to the game and looking for some help

[smoky grotto]

dont tell my heart

my achy breaky heart

[pale depot]

anyone selling a beta,epsilon,or gama pm if selling

[smoky grotto]

Ok so;

[delicate bay]

so

[smoky grotto]

so

[delicate bay]

forgot what everyone was talking about now xD

[smoky grotto]

call of duty

[delicate bay]

ahh shit

something to do with why the sas are in france?

[smoky grotto]

yeah

[delicate bay]

I didnt see in the trailer that any sas were in france

I saw them in the middle east and in london

the others were kids and the cia agent in the middle east

[smoky grotto]

It wasnt the trailer

[blazing oar]

any really good headset wifi or blu?

[smoky grotto]

It was from what the people who seen gameplay said

[delicate bay]

who said this xD

[smoky grotto]

everyone who seen the gameplay

[delicate bay]

one mission was a terror attack in the uk

[smoky grotto]

youtubers

ign

etc

[delicate bay]

and the other was the middle east xD

the fuck xD

Like 100%

you played as a kid and you get bombed with chemicals by the russians in the middle east and have to escape. The other one is a van is rigged with a bomb and blows a store up or something and terrorists start shooting people, you are a police officer and then switch to a ctu operative working with price and assault the house the terrorists live in and its clostrophobic and full of tight corners etc

[jagged field]

sounds fun

[delicate bay]

The rest of the campaign is unknown but from what those two missions portray, russians working with terrorists and some shit like that

[jagged field]

not completely
german Youtuber said something like corrupt part of the russian army, so not muh russia is bad setting, just muh part of russia is bad

[delicate bay]

Something along the lines of it

Im just stating info I got given

https://charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-to-feature-realistic-character-selection-screens-in-game/54876/

that is the latest thing that got announced and it has to do with making things look as real as possible. So they are trying to make this game look good at the very least. Plus the new engine etc and this game could really be good

[solid notch]

is it more worth it to use AP ammo with 9x19 or rip ammo with 9x19?

AP ammo only has like 25 pen power while rip ammo has 102 dmg

also im using an mp5

[jagged field]

if you shoot legs, rip
if you shoot anything else, ap

[solid notch]

aight

[fiery coral]

Rip=shit

End of story

[cold swan]

Rip is good.

Stfu.

[fiery coral]

No

Any leg meta ammo is shit except for buckshot

[smoky grotto]

Ya legs move to much. Buckshots where its at

[young holly]

Use ap 6.3

Works great

[solid notch]

aight

thanks

ill probably only use rip if im planning on scav kills for quest

[fiery coral]

Thats a bad idea tbh

If they have any armor u will be like 'wtf how is he not dying'

And if u meet any player you are basicaly defenseless unless he is dogshit

[winged hearth]

anyone who is getting hyped over modern warfare: the sheepening is an absolute drone

stop nomming up hype that is made solely to hype you

[tropic bramble]

GAH there needs to be some sort of encouragement to work with other scavs, im tired of people doing scav purely so they can be an ass without any risk

[fiery coral]

Why

There is encouragment already

Greater chance of survival

Is it the game to blame that people just want loot and to kill in a shooter game

[grizzled cosmos]

It's just like Dark Souls in that sense. Sometimes you have magical moments of dumb-fuckery with a invader. Sometimes you get dropped before you know what even hit you.

[winged hearth]

Is it just me or have gtx 1070s totally disappeared from the market

its like some kind of gtx 1660 conspiracy

[grizzled cosmos]

Well 1070s are stronk

[winged hearth]

Literally every australian computer store has phased them out. Its like the big boys have decided that we're not allowed to have big stronk 1070s and 1080s anymore, and we must get into this rtx shit

[dire jewel]

Anyone having issues with cpu maxing out an game making pc lock up always been fine un till this week

[spare void]

https://youtu.be/iJapX2gGOIY

[winged hearth]

lmfao

bahahahahahahahaha fuck

[lunar river]

Hay peeps, do we know when patch 0.12 will be released?

[smoky grotto]

what do you call a Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

[rotund osprey]

@lunar river Nikita would know but don't bother with it. Knowing never helps you. I'd just play the game if I were to bother that.

[proven saffron]

@smoky grotto

[smoky grotto]

👀

[vapid swift]

Hello guys new player here 😄

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

Its name was BongoFat, not FatBongo

[vocal folio]

What ever

[jagged field]

yes

youre a fat bongo

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

no

[vocal folio]

[dusk cipher]

https://t.co/eWCT5sTYDq are they using real fucking bullets?

[smoky grotto]

blanks

[winged hearth]

good video

[smoky grotto]

So basically

It was roughly 3 in the afternoon afghan time

I am with the 75th, so typically we patrol in large sections

However in this instance, we didn't have the man power to spare

We are patrolling with MAYBE 13 guys

[wheat juniper]

Holy shit i thought patrols were small ._.

[vocal folio]

Depends

[smoky grotto]

We are pushing about a click or 2 outside of this village that is full ISIS loyals

[vocal folio]

Oh fun

[smoky grotto]

So, Green Berets travel in 12 man teams

Rangers;

We typically go in like 30

But I digress.

We are popping around this village, because we don't feel like getting blasted at.

Someone had some fucking eagle vision, and noticed a glimmer along the other mountain ridge

These were the brits

However, we were not aware of this,

Because these were Royal Marines, and we had no outer knowledge of their patrol patterns

Well actually

it was either RM or SAS

I don't know which

[wheat juniper]

You had no clear visual on'em?

[smoky grotto]

We did not

We knew they were over there

[wheat juniper]

Like,you couldn't recognize via equipment or anything

Oh shit.

[smoky grotto]

But we didn't know who or what it was

So we decided it best not to enage

I guess the brits do not have the same train of thought

Probably about 4 minutes after;

I'd say these rounds landed 5 feet infront of my platoon sergeant

After that, it was basically game on;

We started firing back at them, because we are now under the impression that these are ISIS fighters

Proably 20 minutes go by and we are getting nowhere;

We have an Airforce CCT with us, whos jobs is to literally we call airstrikes

Our PL said "Light that fucking mountain side up"

[vocal folio]

🇺🇸

[wheat juniper]

Murica intensifies

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

He called in for an immediate carpet of that entire mountain. When the Apache comes round; I heard the pilot go over the radio

"No can do, your target is signaling with strobes. They're friendlies"

[wheat juniper]

But hey,wasn't there a shared radio frequency where you could check on'em ?

[smoky grotto]

No

these were british Special Operations, they used their own frequency

If we were on a patrol/op together, that would be different

[wheat juniper]

Cuz some time ago a Russian mig-23 i beieve,was shot down cuz there prob wasn't the proper equipment to receive info from turkey(i think it was turkey not quite sure)

[smoky grotto]

But theses were two completely different patrols

It was then that we ceased fire,

Someone had the bright idea to take an flag that we all carry, and flaunt it in their direction;

a flag*

It was a US flag obviosuly

After that was flaunted, fire ceased;

[wheat juniper]

You literally carry a flag ? owo

[smoky grotto]

Yeah, I have on tri folded on my rig

We worked our way around the ridge and met up on the end of the ridge

And I've never seen a more awkward situation in my life

But I need to back up

[vocal folio]

Could’ve been Germans

[smoky grotto]

Because probably about 7 minutes into the show

I had a 5.56 graze my helmet

Few inches lower, I would've been lights out

We asked them what the actual fuck happened

See, these two ridges were far enough apart that our conventional optics couldn't see that target clearly

Evidently; the tribal chief of the village I mentioned said that ISIS liked to patrol that mountain ridge

When in reality, we patrolled it often

The brits were unaware that it was an ISIS-supporting village

So they took their information as solid evidence, and assumed we were ISIS

Assumptions are bad in war

Any questions

[wheat juniper]

Any casulties?

[smoky grotto]

Negative

One injury

round to his lower calf

[wheat juniper]

Intel sure is important

[smoky grotto]

Very important

[wheat juniper]

So the reason for blue on blue

[smoky grotto]

But sometimes you just don't have it, and you need to go off impulse

[wheat juniper]

was mostly due to misinformation

[smoky grotto]

Mhm, happens more often than I care to admit

[wheat juniper]

Actually now that i think about it

Are russian troops deployed anywhere in the world aside from their territories?

[smoky grotto]

I actually do not know

Their SO is

[wheat juniper]

I guess there are some in syria military bases

And some green men in ukraine

but nah that ain't official

[vocal folio]

You mean west west Russia

[wheat juniper]

Yes

[smoky grotto]

^

[wheat juniper]

The fictional land of ukraine

[smoky grotto]

the biggest erection of my life

was from listening to the "BRRRTTT" of an A-10 for the first time

[wheat juniper]

Btw most ground normal infantrymen

wear MICHs or ACHs right?

dem helmets

[smoky grotto]

ACH from my experience

[wheat juniper]

Yeah,no OPS CORE for normal infantry right?

Only for dem speshal bois

[smoky grotto]

Well

They use them from occasion

I've seen them with them before

[wheat juniper]

Were you issued a M16(A4) or a M4?

[smoky grotto]

the OPS CORE is rather new

I used the IHPS before that

And in basic or in my unit

[wheat juniper]

eh anywhere when you were deployed

[smoky grotto]

When I first go to the regiment

I was assigned the m240b

[wheat juniper]

Oh you were the big boi

[smoky grotto]

I didn't want the weapon

[vocal folio]

Ha having a choice

[smoky grotto]

I got it for being the new guy

After a few months they transferred it out to the new new guys

I requested an HK416 after I returned my m240b

[wheat juniper]

You can request things?

[smoky grotto]

In ASOC you can

[wheat juniper]

Well shit that's new to me,i thought you were given something and that's it.

[smoky grotto]

In conventional units you are

I requested the HK416 because I was scared of the M4 after the upper receiver blew up in my face in basic

Soooooo they gave it to me

[vocal folio]

Nice

[smoky grotto]

Then it was a years long process of requesting different parts

[wheat juniper]

I love the HK416 god damn

I believe it is one of the most reliable firearms out there

[smoky grotto]

which is why I asked for it

[wheat juniper]

H&K in general makes great weapons

[smoky grotto]

Mfers had the balls

to hand me my Hk with an ACOG and verticle on it

[grizzled cosmos]

[vocal folio]

Kam go to work

[wheat juniper]

Not quite sure what you mean by verticle

[smoky grotto]

Verticle Foregrip

[wheat juniper]

Oh

[proven ermine]

so whats the issue with that

[smoky grotto]

vertical**

I did not like the vertical

[proven ermine]

Im sleep deprived

ahh

yeah Im not much of a fan either

[wheat juniper]

You liked more angled?

[proven ermine]

Im more of an angled or handstop guy

[smoky grotto]

I prefer angled because I am a C-grip guy

[wheat juniper]

Oh i see.

[proven ermine]

https://i1.wp.com/loadoutroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Chris-Costa.jpg?fit=500%2C333&ssl=1 This?

[smoky grotto]

the angled keeps my hand in position to be able to C clamp it faster than the verticle

vertical

Mhm

angled allows me to switch to that faster than the vertical does

[proven ermine]

thats also why I like 'hand stops' a bit

but Im just a chair softer copying the cool guys lmao

[wheat juniper]

Now that i think about it

You don't see russian infantrymen with sights or any attachments at all often

Most of them just carry plain AK-74Ms

[smoky grotto]

Because they have no funding

[wheat juniper]

Yeah that's pretty sad

Though i do believe spetsnaz is quite the badass bois

[proven ermine]

I find it funny that they have an ops core copy, and some will even run fucking multicam higher up

[smoky grotto]

I don't actually know if thats the reason

[proven ermine]

and FSB has used glocks too

[smoky grotto]

I'm personally not a multi cam guy

[proven ermine]

Im oddly in love with CADPAT

[smoky grotto]

I like AOR

[vocal folio]

Flecktarn

Best

[wheat juniper]

German flecktarn is lit

[proven ermine]

digi flora (aka the russian shit like on everything in EFT) is also one I love

[smoky grotto]

NWU 🤣

[wheat juniper]

Yeah i love the digital russian camo

[proven ermine]

I like my green digital camos

[wheat juniper]

It blends quite well

[smoky grotto]

I like my standard ovp

[wheat juniper]

What i do not understand

[smoky grotto]

Ocp

[proven ermine]

Im just generally sick of the whole desert shit really

[wheat juniper]

is the russian OMON camo

It's a blue with black and white

[smoky grotto]

Y'all know a lot of camo names

[wheat juniper]

Hey

Wikipedia is life

[proven ermine]

cause Im a nerd lul

[wheat juniper]

Also encyclopedia

I'm also a russian biased boi

so yeah

[vocal folio]

Oof

[smoky grotto]

I seen someone with an IR flag

Coolest shit I've ever seen

[proven ermine]

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/302831693830_/Russian-krot-blue-kamush-camo-suit-FREE-PATCHES.jpg this the omon stuff youre talking about?

[wheat juniper]

Yes

[smoky grotto]

Gross

[proven ermine]

I never got it either

[wheat juniper]

Yeah it's kinda cool(at least for me cuz it's unusual)

but i don't know what's the point

[proven ermine]

I dont hate it, but I dont really see what its for

[wheat juniper]

yeah exactly

[smoky grotto]

'Hey here I am enemies'

Well

Since it's russia

It'll blend well with the dead forests

[wheat juniper]

Lol russians in Finland

wearing brown coats

Feels bad to remember that.

[proven ermine]

tbh they just need a depressing ass grey and white camo to blend in in the russian cities

"moscam" or something funnily named

[smoky grotto]

All Russian berets look the same

Just different colors

[wheat juniper]

Yes

[smoky grotto]

Do Spetsnaz and Alfa Group have the same beret or no

[vocal folio]

At least the KSOR is decent looking and actually useable

[wheat juniper]

I don't think so

i actually believe the red beret that some spetsnaz have

Is a separate training

[smoky grotto]

I thought alfa had a black one

[wheat juniper]

Yeah alfa does have a black one

ain't ALFA actually part of FSB?

[smoky grotto]

Cause when i think 'Spetsnaz', I think Alfa Group

[wheat juniper]

I don't think Alfa is actually part of the russian military

[smoky grotto]

What?

What are they then

An agency

[wheat juniper]

It's a counter terrorism task force of the FSB

eh yeah military

Idk i'm fkin confused right now wtf

But yeah

[vocal folio]

Spetsgruppa "A", also known as Alpha Group (a popular English name), or Alfa, whose official name is Directorate "A" of the FSB Special Purpose Center (TsSN FSB) (Russian: спецназ фсб альфа), is an elite, stand-alone sub-unit of Russia's special forces. It is a dedicated counter-terrorism task force of the Russian Federal Security Service (FSB),

They’re that

[wheat juniper]

Eyy

Btw russian jets are better than american jets :3

I'm not saying superior

[vocal folio]

Okay cnn

[wheat juniper]

I'm saying better

[smoky grotto]

People say the Russians are bad ass for their training

I think they're just dumb

[calm wasp]

slavaboos

worse than weebs

[jagged field]

wehraboos best weebs

[smoky grotto]

The dumbest thing I did in RASP was carry that fucking log

[vocal folio]

Imagine if Russia actually uses its money to equip the army and not research shitty tanks that don’t work

[wheat juniper]

The T-14 does work watchu talkin abouit

[calm wasp]

except that they dont

[smoky grotto]

I don't like tanks

[wheat juniper]

It is a great tank(from what we know)

[smoky grotto]

I'm claustrophobic for one

[vocal folio]

Over engineered trash that breaks down like German engineering

[wheat juniper]

Btw when a T-14 broke down in a parade it was actualy that the driver was inexperiencied with the new tank and actually put the handbrake so it wouldn't move

[smoky grotto]

Be like the US

Build an Abrams

[vocal folio]

Get big tank

[calm wasp]

abrams and the leo are the best

[smoky grotto]

Name it the 'Vudka'

[calm wasp]

nothing comes close

[smoky grotto]

From my experience with them

Tankers are pretty stressed souls

[proven ermine]

the 'hand brake' excuse is a shit one imo

[vocal folio]

How bout we take the navy rail gun idea and slap it on an abrams

Duh

[proven ermine]

literally russias most advanced tank

[wheat juniper]

But we gotta admit that when it comes to rockets the russians are better

[calm wasp]

rockets

[smoky grotto]

They can be good at that

[calm wasp]

what

[vocal folio]

They only do rockets

[proven ermine]

and they give inexperienced crew the role of driving it for its debut?

[smoky grotto]

Yeah,

New guy drives

[proven ermine]

sounds like a pretty bad idea for what is essentially a propaganda parade

[wheat juniper]

Bruh those parades are propaganda

oh yeah

yeah.

[smoky grotto]

I was watching my buddies basic training graduation right,

He is a tanker

[vocal folio]

At least the entire PLA are too fat to use the current equipment and Vics

[smoky grotto]

They rolled a mfing Abrams on the deck

Fired off a blank

[proven ermine]

Vladirek VladFrostorovich PutinToday at 12:54
Eyy
Btw russian jets are better than american jets :3
I'm not saying superior

[smoky grotto]

All we did for mine was pop blue smoke

[proven ermine]

Im gonna go ahead and say yikes

muh su-57 more like vaporware

[wheat juniper]

Yes.

[jagged field]

thats your favorite word

[wheat juniper]

Oh hey blue smoke

[jagged field]

yikes

[wheat juniper]

They're lit

[calm wasp]

dude you are from brazil, like what do you even know about russia. Im from an ex soviet country and the worst thing i ever see on the internet is people like you. Parading a regime that is just horrible and does unspeakable shit to their people.

Honestly grow up

[wheat juniper]

Hey i'm a graduate from wikipedia aight

[smoky grotto]

damn

[wheat juniper]

But yes i do get what you're saying

[smoky grotto]

Wiki grad

[wheat juniper]

Eyyy

[vocal folio]

[proven ermine]

did someone say first and third largest airforces in the world that belong to one country

[calm wasp]

russian tech especially millitary tech is ass. Its just all sub par

[smoky grotto]

If they did

They deserve to be shot

[proven ermine]

USAF and USN ;D

Imagine a navy having a larger airforce than your actual dedicated airforce

[vocal folio]

Gotta compensate for weak allies

[proven ermine]

also real fun fact: dogfights are irrelevant

[smoky grotto]

When we got them GPNVG-18s

I'll tell you whag

[wheat juniper]

You did get them?

[smoky grotto]

It was like christmas

[proven ermine]

god Id pop a boner

[smoky grotto]

We got them, but we didn't use them often

[proven ermine]

did you see theyre adding thermals to a variant of those

Ill try and find a pic

[smoky grotto]

They already exists

Exist

[proven ermine]

oh oof

[smoky grotto]

Tier 1 elements are testing them rn

[proven ermine]

still looks cool as fuck

[wheat juniper]

Didn't know they were making a thermals variant

[proven ermine]

the US and our thermals lmao

[smoky grotto]

There's basically a rock on the front of your head

It's heavy

[proven ermine]

muh 50x FLIR on the m1a2

[smoky grotto]

But when I dropped them down

I felt unstoppable

[vocal folio]

Why what’s bad about seeing an Iraqi t72 from 20 miles when they can’t see you

[wheat juniper]

They can't hit what they can't see

[smoky grotto]

Too bad they don't trust us to use them regularly

Cause we'll break them

[proven ermine]

well tanks dont hit shots at 20 miles lul

[vocal folio]

I said see

You need to learn to read

[proven ermine]

so basically you sit there and jerk each other off until you get close

and I know what you fucking said

[smoky grotto]

You can't really aim down with nods on

[calm wasp]

or call in cas?

[smoky grotto]

You have to use your peq15

And hipfire

[proven ermine]

I was making a joke about how our thermals would make it boring for crews ;D

"yay guys we see a tank fucking 50 miles out lets just call CAS"

[wheat juniper]

Hey better than to have your tank hit by another tank

[vocal folio]

Nah just lob a sabot

[proven ermine]

sabot wouldnt be effective at that range

[calm wasp]

i love the way that it goes from 20miles to 50 miles

[proven ermine]

its definitely hyperbole

[vocal folio]

Heat doesn’t care about range

Ha

[wheat juniper]

Teleportation tech in tanks

[smoky grotto]

You can see pretty fucking far with thermals

[vocal folio]

I win

[proven ermine]

heat wont pen the front of a t-72

m830 wont, M830a1 definitely wont

that and HEAT against tanks that commonly have ERA is pretty funny

dont forget to invest in raytheon nerds

[wheat juniper]

Not only does it have a thicc protection it also has even more

[smoky grotto]

The P320 sucks btw

It fires when you drop it

[proven ermine]

did they fix that yet or is that STILL ongoing

[smoky grotto]

Tried it out a few weeks ago

[proven ermine]

my money is on 'not yet' because basically military procurement is yikes

[smoky grotto]

Almost shot myself in the leg the first time

[proven ermine]

apparently some civilian FN pistols were firing from a bunch of shit like that too

[wheat juniper]

So they issued it even though there was that problem?

[smoky grotto]

They didn't know it was a problem

[proven ermine]

I find it weird that these huge gun manufacturers and military contractors with all the R&D in the world can fuck up such "basic" (quotes because I know its not that simple) things

[smoky grotto]

Until it was too late

[wheat juniper]

Well shit what they gonna do about that then

[smoky grotto]

I'd rather deploy my knife than use that pistol

[proven ermine]

why'd we drop the m9 anyway

[smoky grotto]

That pistol competition

[vocal folio]

M9 too good

[proven ermine]

going through old military replacement programs is fun

so many get cancelled and immediately replaced by another program

that also gets cancelled

[smoky grotto]

You know I never even got trained on how to use a knife

[proven ermine]

like the old ass ACR program

[vocal folio]

I like my beretta

Just yeet the knife at them duh

[proven ermine]

also people who correct me to "FN MAG" when I say "m240" rustle my jimmies

[vocal folio]

Stab first don’t get stabbed back

[proven ermine]

like HHAHA IM SO SMART I KNOW THAT GUNS "ACTUAL" NAME AHHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I USE WIKIPEDIA

and no thats not shade at anyone here

[smoky grotto]

I've used my knife one time in combat

[wheat juniper]

For what?

[smoky grotto]

I'd rather not go into the detail, but

I got stabbed, but I survived.

[wheat juniper]

Oh hey a stab survivor

[smoky grotto]

The other soul was not so licky

Lucky

[wheat juniper]

What vest were you issued?

[vocal folio]

Won’t be missed

[smoky grotto]

I honestly don't know the name

It's a plate carrier.

[proven ermine]

give me 5min and a google search and Ill find it

[wheat juniper]

Kinda like a trooper vest?

[smoky grotto]

I'd imagine it says it somewhere on it

[wheat juniper]

From EFT

[smoky grotto]

I don't know what that vest is

[proven ermine]

maybe SPCS (soldier plate carrier system(

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Soldier_Plate_Carrier_System_(SPCS).jpg/300px-Soldier_Plate_Carrier_System_(SPCS).jpg this?

[wheat juniper]

Eh it's one that people barely even use it

that covers only

Yeah that

[vocal folio]

Imagine not wearing gen4

Pleb

[wheat juniper]

Imagine not wearing a vest at all

[proven ermine]

IOTV = heavy

[cold swan]

That requires you to be a crayon eater.

[smoky grotto]

My plate carrier had a plate that can maybe stop 1 7.62

[proven ermine]

unlike EFT, being heavy doesnt work all that well

[jagged field]

a marine? @cold swan

[vocal folio]

Dox take your final

[jagged field]

yeet

[cold swan]

Yes

I did it already.

[vocal folio]

Go home?

[cold swan]

I can't.

[jagged field]

go die

ez

[cold swan]

😡

[vocal folio]

Y

[proven ermine]

sounds like E-SAPI to me, since thats NIJ 4

[vocal folio]

Why sit at school

[smoky grotto]

I don't even wear the plates in it most of the time

I just take them out

They won't stop anything larger than 9mm

[cold swan]

Because wtf else am I gonna do? And unlike you, I have friends @vocal folio.

[smoky grotto]

Damn

[jagged field]

oof

[vocal folio]

Unlike you i have a job

[proven ermine]

damn

[smoky grotto]

Ban him shoot

[wheat juniper]

Damn that's sad

[proven ermine]

welfare isnt a government job you dunce

[jagged field]

he got Mik and Tower

[cold swan]

Nah I got friends here who are trying to make me ditch my class because I'm done except I'm here already.

[vocal folio]

Hey my over priced taxes helps to pay for Anthony

[smoky grotto]

Damn right

And I still don't make shit

[wheat juniper]

Shoote is indirectly supporting Anthony

[proven ermine]

imagine thinking american taxes are bad

[vocal folio]

What like 40 or so

[smoky grotto]

Imagine this lads;

[proven ermine]

like look at europe lmao

[smoky grotto]

You are getting paid 24/7

You are never off the clock

[proven ermine]

tAxEs r ThEfT

[smoky grotto]

And you only make $1500 a month as a private

[vocal folio]

Revolution Electric boogaloo 2.0

[proven ermine]

Id like to see the normies win against the US military tbh

[jagged field]

time for a communist revolution

[vocal folio]

No

[proven ermine]

a lot of good apache gunnner footage would come from that

[vocal folio]

Chris

[jagged field]

yee

[proven ermine]

especially a communist one

[smoky grotto]

I'd rather not fight a war at all tbh

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

[proven ermine]

yeah I can agree with that

[smoky grotto]

War sucks

[proven ermine]

Im kinda sick of the 'america is the world police' shit

[jagged field]

[vocal folio]

Why fight when you can just nuke the Middle East

[proven ermine]

go back to before ww1 where we said thats not our fucking problem

[vocal folio]

Wait

Hold up

[proven ermine]

and if we nuke them, russia get angery

[jagged field]

why fight when you can nuke japan

[proven ermine]

and less oil for us

[vocal folio]

Nuke Russia

[proven ermine]

yeah but why

[wheat juniper]

Hey you can't nuke OilLand

[vocal folio]

Ahem

[proven ermine]

just let them collapse on their own

[vocal folio]

It’s free real estate

[wheat juniper]

That's like the most important treasure on earth

[smoky grotto]

Need that oil

[jagged field]

@proven ermine if you didn't go into ww1, people like blaz wouldn't be crying

[vocal folio]

We only need like the 1% of Russia that is oil

[jagged field]

Kaiserreich IRL

[wheat juniper]

Inb4 Aliens come for oil and we have to repel them

[vocal folio]

Yes

Electric boogaloo ww2 2.0

[wheat juniper]

Our precious black gold

[jagged field]

inb4 aliens tht are out if oil visit us

[proven ermine]

issue: if we irradiate russia, it cant become the 52nd state

[vocal folio]

America 2.0

[smoky grotto]

I would like to shoot a Russian man to see if he bleeds vodka

[proven ermine]

wait no

[vocal folio]

[proven ermine]

american occupied russia gets merged with alaska

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

Amerissa

[proven ermine]

its already the biggest state lmao

[vocal folio]

It’s just west west Alaska

Duh

[proven ermine]

but with that we'd be the largest country by area

by far

[smoky grotto]

Bigger isn't always better

[vocal folio]

Shh

[jagged field]

makes sense, if you'd conquer the greatest one

[vocal folio]

Cries in 762x63

[proven ermine]

of course, but its nationalistic dick waving

[vocal folio]

Bigger was better

[proven ermine]

I need to flex on other countries

its my RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN

[smoky grotto]

I flex on grunts

[proven ermine]

lul

[vocal folio]

[wheat juniper]

Man BBC sure owns a big part of russia's airforce if not all

[smoky grotto]

Cause I don't have to wear that God awful acu when i walk around

I wear my ranger panties

And a brown t

[vocal folio]

Remember when Pepsi had the 5th largest navy back in the 70s

[jagged field]

Also you can read and know how to use the internet

[smoky grotto]

Yea

[proven ermine]

throwback to the pepsi navy

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-pepsi-briefly-became-the-6th-largest-military-in-the-world-2018-7

[smoky grotto]

DrPepper>Pepsi

[proven ermine]

agree

[jagged field]

i never drank dr pepper

yeet

[smoky grotto]

But I like all soda

[vocal folio]

Sweet tea > commie soft drinks

[proven ermine]

too many people have oppressed me for preferring dr pepper

[smoky grotto]

All soda is good to me

[proven ermine]

okay shoot is also correct somehow

thats a first

[smoky grotto]

Sweet tea is nasty

Tea in general is nasty

[jagged field]

you are nasty

[wheat juniper]

It's just water with sugar

[proven ermine]

thats an american opinion if Ive ever seen one

"fuck your tea" as we throw it in a harbor

[smoky grotto]

You know what hatan

You're the reason i drink

[jagged field]

understandable

[proven ermine]

:(

[vocal folio]

Imagine if Pepsi kept their fleet of 20 ships

[jagged field]

sail, go buy me alcohol

[smoky grotto]

I actually don't mess with alcohol

Cause shortly after graduating rasp

I got drunk

And woke up with a broken fokt

Foot

[jagged field]

oof

[vocal folio]

Lol

[wheat juniper]

Well shit good job

[jagged field]

on new year i was drunk and met 2 nice policemen

[smoky grotto]

Was told i kicked my vehicle

[vocal folio]

Nice

If only that was filmed

[smoky grotto]

The military says no hazing

But they never said

No welcome parties

[vocal folio]

Don’t haze your self

Oh

[wheat juniper]

Oh hey one of the mods is playing star wars again

that's lit

[vocal folio]

Vaeriah only plays that game

[wheat juniper]

where is the stalker dude

[vocal folio]

Gtb

At work or something

[jagged field]

he ded

[vocal folio]

Or that

[jagged field]

lewding the hat loli

[smoky grotto]

Yall

Wanna hear a funny story

[vocal folio]

[wheat juniper]

yeah

[smoky grotto]

We were on post

[jagged field]

shoot is weird

[smoky grotto]

Fort Benning

[jagged field]

[smoky grotto]

And we went out partying right

Get into a fight

It just so happens

[vocal folio]

Smart

[smoky grotto]

That the people we beat up

Were officers

[vocal folio]

Even smarter

[smoky grotto]

A Major and a Captain

[wheat juniper]

IQ 1000

[jagged field]

nice

[vocal folio]

Now that’s a pro gamer move

[smoky grotto]

So we high tail it back to our compound

Guess who calls us not an hour later

Major General Brito

And proceeds to lay into our asses over the phone

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should" and shit

[jagged field]

but you definitely should

[vocal folio]

The ultimate comeback. They started it

[smoky grotto]

That's what i thought

Wrll

We all got a demotion

So we lost that fight

[wheat juniper]

Oh shit that's sad

[smoky grotto]

I went from Specialist to PFC

[vocal folio]

Bye money

[proven ermine]

throwback to when we thought the AH-1G was lame so we put a fucking 20mm gun on the left side https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo8BmHPa04

[smoky grotto]

I'm an E5 now, so now skin off my teeth

No*

[proven ermine]

mind that its a war thunder video lul

best footage I found of it

[jagged field]

war thunder bad

[smoky grotto]

Dat NCO life

[proven ermine]

agreed chris

[smoky grotto]

I am considering going to OCS

[jagged field]

i didn't play since like a week after i installed it

yeet

[smoky grotto]

If any of yall enlist

If try to be an officer

Just remember the US says you need a 4 year degree

Which is mega gay

[wheat juniper]

Well i'll be going for now.See you lads later

[smoky grotto]

No

You'll be staying

[wheat juniper]

Ok

i'm here

[vocal folio]

So technically after school I could enlist and be your boss?

[smoky grotto]

Good

[proven ermine]

is it a specific degree you need or just literally any of them

[smoky grotto]

Any degree

[proven ermine]

hmm

[smoky grotto]

I got a 4 degree in human biology

[proven ermine]

shoot your gender studies will get you into being an officer

[smoky grotto]

And I'm considering going

[vocal folio]

Diversity bitch

[proven ermine]

shoot: the first special needs officer?

[vocal folio]

Chris?

[smoky grotto]

Perhaps

[wheat juniper]

Oh noes i'm getting kidnapped by a loli

Gotta go get abused by one

byeee

[vocal folio]

Uh

You need Jesus

[wheat juniper]

i'm not a pedobear i swear

[smoky grotto]

Ok

[vocal folio]

Don’t get me wrong mil intel sounds like fun -ha-

[proven ermine]

Im special forces in the way that Im not in the military, or trained, and Im just special

[vocal folio]

Sail we know you’re 15 and very special

[proven ermine]

Im not tho

[smoky grotto]

special education forces

[proven ermine]

l e g a l a g e

[vocal folio]

16

[proven ermine]

I can legally send dick pics

[smoky grotto]

Off the clock

Ready for the

Sock

[jagged field]

@vocal folio no u

[proven ermine]

thats probably the least creepy one of those rhymes Ive seen

cause most are just "if her ages is on the clock" and its just a big yikes

[smoky grotto]

Pedo

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

get ready for my glock

[vocal folio]

Px storm > glock

[smoky grotto]

My PS has a confirmed kill with his helmet

It's crazy

[jagged field]

what

how

[smoky grotto]

I do not know

It must have come off and he had no choice

[jagged field]

cracked someone's skull with it or what

[smoky grotto]

Like when i had to deploy my knife

Just depends on the situation

[vocal folio]

Chris hoi4?

Plz

Maybe

[jagged field]

im not home

[vocal folio]

Same

[proven ermine]

Chris bfv

Pranked

[jagged field]

no

gay game

[proven ermine]

Oof

[jagged field]

idk why i reinstalled it

[proven ermine]

Get pranked again

[smoky grotto]

Probably beat the dudes face in tbh

[jagged field]

yes

[vocal folio]

Anthony we gotta go on Woods and make people uninstall

[jagged field]

dice pranked me

[proven ermine]

It sucks until America is added to bfv ;)

[smoky grotto]

Why do 'we' have to

[vocal folio]

Sail is dumb

[proven ermine]

Shoot desperately needs someone to carry him

[vocal folio]

Chris won’t

[smoky grotto]

I'm not even that good lok

[jagged field]

so in autumn it doesn't suck anymore

[smoky grotto]

Lol

I have solid call outs

[vocal folio]

It’s not hard to hit a dude 400m away

[proven ermine]

If they're playing that shitty map they probably already wanna quit

[jagged field]

we can go snipe tomorrow

[smoky grotto]

Woods isn't shit

You're shit

[jagged field]

sail is just bad

[proven ermine]

Nah woods is terribad

[vocal folio]

How can a map be bad

Only people are bad

[proven ermine]

Maps can be bad in games lmao

Almost like you don't understand game design I guess

[smoky grotto]

Oh damn

[proven ermine]

And in eft it can be worse than others because it has a lot less loot

And no interesting shit to do imo

I can understand people that do like it

I just don't

Not my thing

[smoky grotto]

Did I ever tell y'all how I almost ended up in military prison

[vocal folio]

You punched another major

?

[smoky grotto]

Little Afghan child hit me in the eye with a rock

Damn near shot the little bastard

[jagged field]

pro tip

dont do hitler greeting in the Bundeswehr, military prisom incoming

friend of the father of my friend did that and got rekt

[proven ermine]

That's yikes

[smoky grotto]

Btw I didn't bit the major

I watched

[vocal folio]

Pro gamer move. Get rid of the kids before they come full terrorists

[smoky grotto]

Hit

[vocal folio]

Ah

[smoky grotto]

I cocked my hk up at him and got thrown to the ground

[jagged field]

hmmmm

cock

HK

[smoky grotto]

child

[proven ermine]

"up at him" is the important part chris

[jagged field]

yes

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

cock went up at him

[proven ermine]

Yikes

Whenever someone says "think of the children" Chris gets a stiffy

[smoky grotto]

Yeah almost got my ass beat by the entire patrol

[vocal folio]

I’m shocked Chris isn’t in prison by now

[proven ermine]

Tbh same

Too much nazi posting he boutta get GSG-9 to visit

[smoky grotto]

GSG-9:open up!
Chris: No

[vocal folio]

Or if he’s lucky the ksk

[proven ermine]

They're German not Canadian lol

[jagged field]

KSK is Bundeswehr, i doubt they'd go arresr someone

[smoky grotto]

I'd say having any special mission unit coming to your house is classified as 'unlucky'

[jagged field]

nah

[vocal folio]

Ksk is the good people

[proven ermine]

I don't think it's to arrest you anyway

[jagged field]

its advanced hide and seek

[smoky grotto]

'Good people

[vocal folio]

They just punch you to death

[smoky grotto]

Why did Poland start ww2

[jagged field]

because they could

[proven ermine]

Cause Poland smells

[vocal folio]

Germans dressed up and shot other Germans on the border duh

[jagged field]

i dont want another warning, but the Js

yeet

[smoky grotto]

I almost got my ass beat by the SAS

We all slept in the same compound,

[vocal folio]

Almost shot too

[jagged field]

also, hoi4
who needs any allies when you can kick them out of the faction and invade them @vocal folio

[smoky grotto]

And I snuck in and snatched one of their berets

They caught me

[vocal folio]

Lol

[proven ermine]

I gotta ask: what's with you and nearly getting beat lol

[smoky grotto]

Well

[jagged field]

maybe hes into it

[smoky grotto]

The beret thing was a bet

[vocal folio]

Just reform the polish commonwealth like I did

Well forcible did

[jagged field]

no, i just conquered Europe, and killed italy and spain after i got everyone that wasn't in my faction

ez

[vocal folio]

Tbh if you can’t kill Italy that’s sad

They are literally the easiest

[smoky grotto]

Pastrami

[jagged field]

Was nice

[vocal folio]

Only thing Italy is good at in controlling the Mediterranean

[jagged field]

also i finally managed to bang russia, im getting gudder

and now their facist

and i can't post any Screenshots cuz swastika flag mod

[vocal folio]

Gotta do the peaceful hitler

[smoky grotto]

'Bang russia'

[vocal folio]

Just boost fascism in all states

[jagged field]

yeah

[smoky grotto]

I'm sorry?

[jagged field]

I gave it to stalin from behind

[vocal folio]

Take over the world without war

Yeah the stupid bot kicked me for saying bush

[smoky grotto]

I'll dome all of you in tarkov

[jagged field]

doubt

[vocal folio]

Ha

Go for it

[proven ermine]

Chris never goes outside

[vocal folio]

Duh

[proven ermine]

So in games he might win lol

[jagged field]

yes

[smoky grotto]

Bring it onnnnn

[jagged field]

but im outside atm

[smoky grotto]

And you're not melting?

[proven ermine]

You'd have to play eu servers to see him tho

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

yes

[vocal folio]

So we gonna play one day?

[smoky grotto]

who

[jagged field]

hm

maybe

tomorrow

[vocal folio]

Yay

[smoky grotto]

I'll kill both of you

[vocal folio]

Ha

Please try

It’d be fun

[smoky grotto]

Be fun to get all your shit

[vocal folio]

Ha

If you ever find us

[smoky grotto]

I will

[vocal folio]

[jagged field]

supressed snipers from a few hundred meters

so shoot will kill you because I won't hit

[proven ermine]

Y'all just mad I have Minecraft shaders with raytracing

[jagged field]

good luck finding us

[vocal folio]

No one cares sail

[smoky grotto]

I'll sneak up on yall

[proven ermine]

Shoot will never find love

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

Cut your throats

[jagged field]

@proven ermine just mad cuz i play vanilla Minecraft

[vocal folio]

[proven ermine]

You know what

I AM mad about that

[vocal folio]

[proven ermine]

What's wrong with you chris

[jagged field]

what is love?

baby don't hurt me

[vocal folio]

Love what is it good for

[smoky grotto]

Don't hurt me

[jagged field]

no more

[smoky grotto]

Absolutely nothing

[vocal folio]

[proven ermine]

The only love shoot will know is a glory hole in a gas station bathroom

[jagged field]

@proven ermine everything

[smoky grotto]

Love ruined me

So

I just shoot people now

[vocal folio]

Aw

[jagged field]

punch them ladies in the throat

[vocal folio]

[smoky grotto]

Need to find me an egirl

[vocal folio]

Cat girl from Elon?

Duh

[smoky grotto]

Huh

[proven ermine]

Snapchat girl filter catfish time

[smoky grotto]

I'd fuck me

[proven ermine]

I already do

Myself is cute

[smoky grotto]

hmmm

[proven ermine]

Damn right hand looking dummy thicc

Yes

[vocal folio]

God a weeb

[proven ermine]

I had to zoom in lmao

[smoky grotto]

Yes I am

[proven ermine]

Scp memes are fun

[smoky grotto]

Takes people to realize it isn't just a normal peanut

[jagged field]

sail would bang jess with filter

[smoky grotto]

A while*

[proven ermine]

I wouldn't get near Jess

I don't fuck brainlets

[jagged field]

are you sure about that

[proven ermine]

Yes

[jagged field]

because i bet you would fuck jayy

[smoky grotto]

👀

[proven ermine]

Jayy has a better gpa than you Chris

[smoky grotto]

I had a 2.9 all throughout college

Still graduated

[proven ermine]

Chris nearly failed the 12th grade

[jagged field]

nearly

did

same thing

[smoky grotto]

I didn't even finish high school

[proven ermine]

GED?

[smoky grotto]

Yep

Then got a 4 year degree

So in solid now

[jagged field]

i failed 12th class because im a lazy fat fuck and didn't go to school for like 2 months in total

[smoky grotto]

Im

[vocal folio]

Chris you go to the easy school anyways. You literally can’t be failing

[jagged field]

actually i dont

[proven ermine]

It's okay, one my teachers didn't want me to repeat their class once so I got literally the bare minimum on an exam to pass it once

[vocal folio]

Hey man D’s get degrees

[smoky grotto]

He goes to Harvard Prep

[proven ermine]

My dog keeps fuckin barking at me yet won't do anything :/

Just get on the couch smh

[smoky grotto]

High School Dropout, Bachelors in Human Biology and an Army Ranger. I'm doing ok for my self

[cold swan]

Pet it.

[smoky grotto]

Still don't get paid SHIT

[cold swan]

Say who is a bad boi???

[proven ermine]

Dog: pet

Can't post pics here reee

[smoky grotto]

reee

[proven ermine]

Time to uninstall discord

[jagged field]

maybe your dog doesn't lik3 you anymore

[smoky grotto]

Send me them

[jagged field]

did you hurt his feelings

[smoky grotto]

I want see