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cold swan
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I want dog.

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Gib.

vocal folio
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Dox

jagged field
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maybe they should enablw files here again

vocal folio
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Idk why we can’t

jagged field
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I dont know why they disabled it in the first way

vocal folio
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It’s pretty stupid

smoky grotto
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He has a black barking boi

proven ermine
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Somebody probably posted weird shit

vocal folio
jagged field
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i understand for eft chat cuz theres a Screenshot channel
but if you post stuff there that would belong here, but you can't post here, you get shit on by mods

proven ermine
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Best part of having a German shepherd is that people are somehow scared of her

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Yet its the least agressive dog I've had

smoky grotto
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I like shepherds

jagged field
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and that he's german

smoky grotto
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We have an MWD

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He's a shepherd

vocal folio
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You mean Syria has wmds

jagged field
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we have Irish setters

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sexy dogs

smoky grotto
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Military Working Dog*

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All black

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His name is Dutch

jagged field
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but is he dutch

proven ermine
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I also like malinois

smoky grotto
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No

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I've no clue where the name came from

proven ermine
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Tbh probably just sounded cool

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That's how I name my dogs lmao

jagged field
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get Irish setters

proven ermine
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"hmm ash sounds like a good name" so she's ash now lul

jagged field
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at least you didn't call a jew Ash

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ubisoft style

proven ermine
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Yeah lmao

smoky grotto
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I wanted a military dog

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But they said no

vocal folio
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So steal one

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Duh

proven ermine
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White shepherds are also cool as fuck

jagged field
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Irish setters too

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yeet

vocal folio
jagged field
vocal folio
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Chris irl^

proven ermine
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look at me

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stealing this emote

jagged field
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look at me

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stealing it from br0legs discord

spare void
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What

proven ermine
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what

spare void
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In the butt

ripe ginkgo
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¿Quieres?

left sleet
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is there a place to post videos of a cheater

proven saffron
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!report

analog hullBOT
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jagged field
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!report

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Hello @jagged field,

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left sleet
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thanks

jagged field
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reeeee

proven saffron
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left sleet
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no permission to view this content?

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nvm it worked

dusky cobalt
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yo is dllion here

spare void
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We just gonna gloss over you saying bsg hiding somethin

jagged field
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eft is 100% malware

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yes

vocal folio
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lol

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okay kiddie

proven ermine
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god this old ass malware meme again

jagged field
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eft mines bitcoins, watch out

proven ermine
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youre more likely to get it from all the fucked up hentai

jagged field
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^

proven ermine
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this is just some brainlet shit tbh

jagged field
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jesslet

proven ermine
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hurr hurr russia so MUST be malware

jagged field
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yew

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s

proven ermine
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tetris is a virus boys

jagged field
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there was some guy like that here once

proven ermine
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Designer: Alexey Pajitnov

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yeah tetris cancelled

jagged field
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finnish and said everything coming from russia is bad lul

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russia is the only country commiting warcrimes etc

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stuff like that

proven ermine
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hmm

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america doesnt exist, china, blah blah long list

jagged field
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straight up finnish propaganda boi

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stuck in ww2 propaganda

proven ermine
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ironic for coming from a g e r m a n right

jagged field
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yes

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muh russia bad

dapper oriole
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@smoky grotto my name is pronounced the same, but spelled "Zeke" just thought id tell ye

vestal schooner
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Hi, is the game going to Steam?

vocal folio
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probaly never

grizzled cosmos
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Yes, on release.

vestal schooner
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@grizzled cosmos How did I not understand?

jagged field
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epic games store gang

grizzled cosmos
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@vestal schooner
Tarkov will be hitting Steam once it is finished.

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But DLC will be coming afterward

vestal schooner
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I'm going to get the game, but it's very expensive, so I'm waiting for the full version.

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When will the full version be released?

grizzled cosmos
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It's really not that expensive, at least compared to AAA titles. 45 USD compared to 60 USD.

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That, we don't know.

vestal schooner
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I live in Turkey

grizzled cosmos
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There is also going to be at least 3 more sales before years end.

vestal schooner
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35 Euro = 227 Turkish Lira

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very expensive

vocal folio
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they said they will do steam even after they said they probably arenyt

jagged field
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they don't know if it will go to steam yet

grizzled cosmos
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To be fair, you can get it cheaper than I can. 45 usd is 260 lira

vestal schooner
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I can not therefore very expensive in Turkey.

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35 Euro= 227 Turkish lira

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45 usd = 260 Turkish lira

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More expensive

vocal folio
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vpn it

vestal schooner
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How?? @vocal folio

dull mural
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guess who just reset their profile

vocal folio
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pestily

dull mural
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me

vocal folio
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k

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want a

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🍪

somber mauve
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Building guns on this game. That's the real fun. And then using them in combat lol

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The hardcore challenge is also cool too. Though I've broken the rules a bit. I usually just like to find the parts myself

junior scarab
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Hey I have a Question, I have on my profil a Free Standard Edition Key. For what is that? Is that a 7 Days Trial or a Full Game?

vocal folio
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Standard Edition Key

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you tell me

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yes its the full game

fiery coral
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if u bought the game before beta u get it for free

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Selling it is against tos blah blah

junior scarab
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Ah okay, yeah i own the game since 30 august 2016.

vocal folio
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no shit sek

fiery coral
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U can gift it to someone

junior scarab
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Oh wait. No not august. Its june

fiery coral
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Just no sellin

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Ye august was open beta

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u lucky boi

junior scarab
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Yeah, I would give it to one of my Friends

fiery coral
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Someone is gonna get a nice gift 😄

junior scarab
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Okay nice, thanks for the Information

hushed oar
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so

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i made a meme video

fiery coral
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so

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post it

hushed oar
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its so bad its good

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an old animation project from uni 4 years ago

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first time i ever used after effects

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i was told to make it a meme video

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so i did

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so what you think? haha

fiery coral
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christ

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almighty

hushed oar
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beautiful right?

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:L

granite jetty
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guys whats this killing prapor task

spare void
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It's where you kill prapor

granite jetty
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can u give me like directions to the wiki or some shit

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i cant find it

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Gu11-iBl3 that thing

grizzled cosmos
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What's its name?

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Wat

granite jetty
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i dont fucking know

grizzled cosmos
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Screen shot?

granite jetty
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idk

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my freinds are telling me about it

grizzled cosmos
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Their either high or wrong

granite jetty
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idk man

proven saffron
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@clear gorge

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!report

analog hullBOT
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Hello @proven saffron,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

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Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

proven saffron
dapper yew
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where can I share a LEDX and 4 mil rub give away? thanks in advanced

smoky grotto
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@dapper yew forums

bold trellis
cold swan
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F.

smoky grotto
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Papa=noob

gleaming dirge
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hello

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can we talk about reverse engineering vending machines in here?

smoky grotto
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No

gleaming dirge
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damn

smoky grotto
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You need to go to the reverse engineering chat

cold swan
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Kek.

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I'm pretty sure though they're just in the teacher's lounge

gleaming dirge
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then you just need to become a teacher

cold swan
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Or be Canadian.

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Or American. Americans probably only have vending machines.

gleaming dirge
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they dont even have parents

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only vending machines

smoky grotto
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I tried wrapping a string around a quarter

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Almost ripped my finger off

gleaming dirge
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haha

smoky grotto
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Don't do it

gleaming dirge
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on some vending machines its super easy to get into programming/test/cycle mode

cold swan
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Yeah but that stuff is illegal lmao.

smoky grotto
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We had one on fort sill

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Wouldn't take our money

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So we broke the glass

gleaming dirge
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haha

cold swan
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F.

smoky grotto
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It stole like $10

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It would take your money and not register it

gleaming dirge
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maaaan i would have been so mad

smoky grotto
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That's why we broke the glass

gleaming dirge
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i'd have done the same

smoky grotto
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Well

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We did catch some fire for it

gleaming dirge
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well probably worth it, the machine probably worked after that i bet haha

smoky grotto
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Is it just me or is audio range a little strange?

grizzled cosmos
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Oh, it's super fucky

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Steam audio soontm

smoky grotto
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Ah ok

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I'm looting some lad

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then i hear some extremely loud footsteps very close and in one second they appear infront of me and kill me

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(was doing scav run in factory)

winged hearth
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Is a gtx 1080ti worth 100usd more than a regular 3rd party 1080

dreamy python
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Anyone want to convince me to get EFT? GWsabianPepoHmm

winged hearth
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watch some joshuaguzz twitg highlights

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they highlight some of the things tarkov is good for

proven ermine
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watch pestily eat a banana sideways

dreamy python
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Ive watched a good bit of stuff its just the network issues, exploits and cheats make me not want to get it.

proven ermine
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well cheats and exploits will basically happen in any game

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but eft netcode is pretty crap sometimes

grizzled cosmos
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@dreamy python
In its current state EFTs ballistics, armor, and sound is in a fucky state It breaks in new and interesting ways or not at all depending on your hardware and software in the background, depending on your server you're either up to your balls with ESPers and Aimbots or you get noone at all.

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And I love every goddamn second of this jank, because it gets better and more stable with every major patch.

dreamy python
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I just see alot of rage about it every patch and it seems to never change, but the cheater stuff is in every game i know! @grizzled cosmos sadly thats what ive kinda seen, its inconsistent as balls, I might just have to take the dive as a noob and enjoy

grizzled cosmos
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@dreamy python
Tbh you can never make a change everyone will be happy with. We actively have devs making AI and Quests easier and people complain. Your technical experience will vary, either it'll run flawlessly or you'll have bugs galore.

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I mean there's people complaining that they can't complete one of the easiest tasks in the game, so there's that.

dreamy python
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Well just look at babies with sekiro and its difficulty is all you need to know about how people want to be spoon fed nowadays

grizzled cosmos
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Oh yeah.

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Tarkov isn't hard if you're careful and attentive, just like any Souls game.

fiery coral
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scavs get nerfed into oblivion and easier with each wipe

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reddit why did u buff scavs they shoot me when they are supposed to stand and wait for execution

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Literally every wipe since september 2017 looks like this

grizzled cosmos
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Yup.

fiery coral
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I think there was only one when they buffed it and reddit cried so much they got nerfed so they were worse than.before the change

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When.they just pushed you...

grizzled cosmos
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Unless you're on woods, if a scav sees you before you see them, it's your fault.

fiery coral
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TheI whole buff was that they actually pushed u sometimes

dreamy python
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screw it ill get it, not even on a sale im feeling wild

fiery coral
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Just dont go close reddit

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U will get aids if not worse

dreamy python
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the standard reddit vibes

fierce spire
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Fun fact reddit caused the Chernobyl disaster

hidden pebble
dull mural
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Can anybody sell me an epsilon container?

somber mauve
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Fuck this game and that desync death! Aghh. Well played Chungus

grizzled cosmos
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Agree. Desynch is the suck.

somber mauve
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I was tryna peek him and my game decided "hurr hurr, 2 fps!"

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I just bought the stupid kiba keys too so I'm basically hatchetling them. Tryna get my cash back and, it hasnt gone too well

dull mural
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is anybody have an epsilon they can sell me

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does*

somber mauve
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Ty to the person that just helped a poor hatchling out with the AI guarding kiba lol

spare void
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There was a raid where I was invisible to everyone

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I think

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Be a real chad kakashi and get 50 condensed milk like me

cold swan
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Oh I saw that once.

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@hazy mantle Was literally invisible but could still move and shoot.

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My laser also showed up on him.

proven saffron
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Why would you need visible pmc character models in a hardcore survival mmo fps anyway

cold swan
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You don't

proven saffron
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Just prefire lmao

vocal folio
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Pre fire eh that’s why we have 100 rounders

cold swan
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Yeah but it was in an open field on shoreline so I don't think you can prefire him that well.

proven ermine
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just a reminder that if you fire a whole 100 round mag without a kill, youre probably bad

cold swan
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🤔

somber mauve
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@spare void ehh. I'd rather help others out lol.

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I think its hosted in the US

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Alrighty so, if you're tryna buy the game haha.

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You just go on the site, fill the info out, and it goes through to Xsolla

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Lol, alrighty

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Ahh ok

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Bsg goes through xsolla.

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So ye, itll work

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I remember when tryna buy the game myself. I had to go on a live chat for Xsolla. My Amex kept rejecting the payments cause it was too large and they thought someone had my credit info

weak yacht
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Why am I getting pinged for payment problems

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If your payment doesn't go through call your bank

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And see what xsolla support says too

jagged field
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cuz knowledge

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ask the xsolla support

gleaming python
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anybody here just do a scav raid on factory

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and die on top of blue container

smoky grotto
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You done messed up i-i-ran

hot charm
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what PMC got 2 tapped in head on factor with the modded fail? lmfao

smoky grotto
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You?

winged hearth
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this off topic chat is awfully on topic

grizzled wasp
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all tarkov players talk about is tarkov so considering that its off topic

winged hearth
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x)

vocal tusk
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Hi, i need a key trial (like 48h) for try this game to my friend. I have a eod Edition but my key is out.
Someone can help me? Thanks

sharp blaze
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i took to long a break on my controlling of the 7.62x39 mm bp market

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8 people are undercutting me now and i already spent my money on said market

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and i cant sell the bp i have because ill lose to high an amount of money

jagged field
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okay

sharp blaze
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im gonna cry

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you dont understand chris

winged hearth
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QUICKLY! BUY OUT THE BP TO SAVE GENERAL!!11

sharp blaze
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i cant

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i drained my account like 20 times now

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im done

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ive sunk the 1 mil i got the 20 times into this

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i have 80k

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i didint start out with money

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nor did i end with it it seems

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but good fun it was

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i cant resell my offers for cheaper

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because i will lose even more money

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it sucks so bad

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because it would only take a mil or 2 to buy out everyone below me

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i want to commit supuku

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i want to do shoreline with gear but at the same time i dont

sharp blaze
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im in raid but i think someone bought all offers below mine wtf

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@winged hearth i just now realized that i read what you said wrong i read it as "QUICKLY! BUY OUT THE BP GENERAL!!11"

winged hearth
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x3

sharp blaze
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love you

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Activate: smoochies = true

winged hearth
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lols

sharp blaze
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dissconected from a scav raid that had a keycard on me because i didint wanna do shoreline like i thought i did

native briar
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Play this game after sinking a xan

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Your in game confidence will go up

robust jackal
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Anyone streaming right now?

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Just @ me

placid terrace
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does anyone has a gamma to spare? 😛

vocal folio
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Well nothing is free so I wouldn’t use spare

proven ermine
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okay redditor

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"nothing is free"

grizzled cosmos
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I mean

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He's not wrong?

jagged field
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sail the commie

grizzled cosmos
proven ermine
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me telling people to fuck off is free ;D

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unless we count their feelings as the cost

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but then that'd just be annoying and pedantic

jagged field
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maybe it is the cost

proven ermine
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show tears chris

jagged field
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no

proven ermine
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SHOW HOG

jagged field
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what

proven ermine
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idk its some redditor shit when they dont like people or something

grizzled cosmos
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Naw, it cost your time.

proven ermine
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not if its my free time

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got em

grizzled cosmos
slate obsidian
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Is killa mask any good?

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I mean visor

proven ermine
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level 6 armor, so best face shield

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But you cant see shit

slate obsidian
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I mean is it useful? The killa can see through it

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And through walls to

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And will throw granade under your legs

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But I died only once from him

proven ermine
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imo its situational

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I only ever found it useful in hallways where theres no chance for an enemy to be above or below me

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its like altyn face shield visibility, but worse

cold swan
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Considerably worse.

feral salmon
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@trim hill you doing more labs m8?

trim hill
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@feral salmon yeah

feral salmon
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@trim hill let me know when you got room

trim hill
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Iight

analog rover
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!wipe

next pine
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anyone noticed the scavs throwing F1s like crazy?

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got bombarded in oli through everything

slate obsidian
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I only found f1 in the killa

next pine
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those were random ai scavs

slate obsidian
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Normal scavs have them rare

next pine
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It might just be my luck, found 8 of them

slate obsidian
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Nice

next pine
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every single one threw at least 1 F1

slate obsidian
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Is it labs?

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They drop them on labs more often from my own experience

next pine
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interchange

slate obsidian
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Im playing a lot of interchange and they dont drop them to often

next pine
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weird

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my luck then

slate obsidian
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But I hate how they respawn on this map

next pine
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ik, kill one 25 appears

slate obsidian
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Yeah maybe not in the same time but I dont get much time to loot them

left cloud
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Anyone selling epsilon container my friend has an alpha and wants something else

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Pm

lusty dragon
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I think the Maska should be used in labs, you only need to see horizontally in labs anyway

proven ermine
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yeah, theres not really a lot of places you should be going in labs where people will be able to shoot you from above

smoky grotto
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who do i contact about people spam joining chats?

vocal folio
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Slide in the dm’s of modmail

young lantern
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hi. about to buy mortal kombat x

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people still playing this game, or?

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not anyone here then 😄

cold swan
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Yeah nah lmao.

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Fighting games are garbage imo.

young lantern
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hah

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depends, can be fun to. just to mix things up from time to time

elder orbit
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Lowkey why does the Matching state take so god damn long

grizzled cosmos
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If you're in matching for longer than 2 minutes, leave and try again.

vocal folio
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why do you bother matching after 90 seconds

young lantern
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tried chaning servers?

elder orbit
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no not tried that

young lantern
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see if it helps. and ignore my typos while your at it

elder orbit
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you're

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sorry it was tempting

young lantern
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ok

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hmm. what internet connection do players of tarkov have?

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dail up im guessing

hoary imp
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does anyone know the name of the program that you run in the background of eft to disable hyperthreading and it increases fps too?

mystic wasp
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So I’ve got a question for the crowd. Did anybody kill a scav today at southeast extract at 02:00 minutes left on LA servers interchange to find a KIBA key in the pockets? If so, I hate you. I literally hid in the bathroom until the end of the raid after I found KIBA key just to get out alive with it. End of rant.

crisp cobalt
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thanks for the key m8y

kindred pecan
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anyone wanna team up?

quaint stag
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Yeah no they’ve been there for about an hour and apparently it’s a dispute between two neighbors

vocal folio
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oof

quaint stag
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Something about building a fence on the other’s property lul

fiery coral
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Sounds like 'revenge' lmao

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also apparently steam kills my internet somehow

quaint stag
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Ooof

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Stop downloading hentai games then

fiery coral
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CSGO has some hentai mods so I guess you are right lmao

quaint stag
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Hold up just a fat second

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what

fiery coral
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What

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There are mods with everything for cs

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????????????????

quaint stag
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No.

crisp cobalt
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wahts this cinvo jeez

gritty ledge
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i am going to be honest, i am new and ass, and i need major help so if anyone is good at the game and willing to help me im in duo 1

elder orbit
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picture getting a sound mod for Tarkov where all voices get switched out with like Anime girls and all weapons sounds are Big Shaq saying "BOM"

dreamy solar
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a mod for tarkov that turns the characters into anime girls, the maps for areas in the fukushima exclusion zone, but the weapons stay as they are

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but no automatic recoil control

grizzled cosmos
slate obsidian
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What do you thing about mpx + rip bullets and shooting at legs?

grizzled cosmos
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It's strong, but hard to do.

slate obsidian
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but ap bullets are bad for killa to

rose spade
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feels good when you know you possibly wiped the raid

sudden willow
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is there a mate out there who wouldn't mind handing me TRAX 1 and 2? would buy it but I haven't examined a TRAX2 and no one is selling the TRAX 1 😭

rose spade
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why specifically TRAX1

sudden willow
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I saw that you could connect both the TRAX , but nobody on the market is selling the first and I can't buy the second one

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*sorry for the late reply, something came up

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ok got the second TRAX, now i just need the first one

jagged field
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put one up @sudden willow

sudden willow
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yo thank you brother!

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you wouldn't happen to have the bridge guide as well would you @jagged field ?

jagged field
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yeah

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are up

sudden willow
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thank man, you're a mad lad

tawny glacier
smoky grotto
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These instantly exploding nades

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oof

dapper lodge
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@strange canopy If I dont get my altyn im reporting you

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stealing teammates gear

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isnt cool bro

proven ermine
#

yikes

dapper lodge
#

Im pretty sure its bannable here

jagged field
#

actually no

#

he can get banned from voice chats if he teamkilled you and you recorded it with discord overlay activated

young holly
#

Just find a new guy to play with

smoky grotto
#

Yeah, invincible is the only new track I've listened too, Sounds like old mixed with new

#

the harder riffs from aenima

jagged field
#

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is the best movie ever, change my mind

smoky grotto
#

while the vocals are reminiscent of 10000 days or lateralus

#

Its quite enjoyable

tawny glacier
#

Sounds good tbh, I'm just excited to have a new album since they tend to stand the test of time for a while

smoky grotto
#

sent shivers up and down my spine when I listened to it

#

Its tool

#

and they are back

tawny glacier
#

BTW do you know of Rishloo?

smoky grotto
#

Sadly, no

tawny glacier
#

Since if you like Tool and prog rock in general, I highly recommend checking them out, they are slightly similar in style and have really good vocals

smoky grotto
#

From what you were saying they would be right up my ally

tawny glacier
#

This song in particular isn't as complex as some stuff off Feathergun (a different album) but the buildup to the chorus for almost the entire first half of the song feels like a very Tool thing to do

smoky grotto
#

Im so angry at myself that I haven't found these guys sooner

#

This is pretty good

#

I've looked for a band that resembled the sound of tool for years

#

so sad

tawny glacier
#

Soen has some stuff as well, that carries a similar progressive rock style, but Soen sounds a lot uhh, "smoother"

smoky grotto
#

It seems like I've been on the wrong side of prog rock

tawny glacier
#

Hahaha, there's very many sides to it

smoky grotto
#

I assume so, I just rode the wrong path

tawny glacier
#

I think my prog list has 1,5 thousand some songs on it

smoky grotto
#

I searched for quite along time, moved to glam rock

tawny glacier
#

Since there's everything from Twelve Foot Ninja to Tool to Opeth to Meshuggah etc

smoky grotto
#

and have stayed there

tawny glacier
#

I'd link my regular metal playlist but it's got a lot of extreme metal mixed in which can be grating to those that don't like it

smoky grotto
#

Yeah, I went through the opeth and meshuggah faze

#

Yeah, most of the metal I listen too is glam

#

I do listen to sludge

#

thats another thing Im heavy into

tawny glacier
#

Ufomammut and Sleep are my go-to D&D session music

smoky grotto
#

Yeah, sleep is straight up one of the favorites

tawny glacier
smoky grotto
#

I however, do not play D&D

#

No, Ive heard them before

tawny glacier
#

👍

#

I'm a sucker for good sludge, it's the perfect marriage of stoner metal and doom

#

Good "thinking music" since it's not too distracting

smoky grotto
#

I always leaned to greenleaf and pallbearer for sludge

#

But I've delved quite deep into sludge

tawny glacier
#

Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard is one of my favorites, I like the ethereal female vox on top of the fuzz

#

And the name is a solid top kek

smoky grotto
#

Im just surprised I never found Rishloo

tawny glacier
#

They're kind of underground for whatever reason, doesn't surprise me

#

They're great though, glad to have one more person interested in them

#

But yeah I listen to all kinds of stuff - metal's the stuff I prolly know best though since it's what got me into music for the big part

smoky grotto
#

Mostly all I listen too is metal nowadays, nothing else to me sounds as impactful

tawny glacier
#

My personal fav subgenres atm are prolly Post-metal, Doom-metal and Extreme prog metal

#

But I really like everything

smoky grotto
#

It really changes alot with me, I go though phases of music genres

tawny glacier
#

Its 1-2 full length albums' worth of songs per artist, usually 1-2 albums or 2-3 EP's

smoky grotto
#

Alright, Im sure as hell not going to listen to all of these here

tawny glacier
#

Oh god lol I went to see if Frederik Thordendals Special Defects was finally added to Spotify

smoky grotto
#

I do not have the time

#

Lol

tawny glacier
#

And it is, but Sol Niger Within is just one 43 minute track

#

And hahaha, yeah I wouldn't expect you to anyway

#

I just like linking the playlist to whoever has a wide taste in metal music, can just hit shuffle and maybe find something new, you never know

smoky grotto
#

Yeah

#

You know what

#

Thats a good idea

#

To shuffle this

tawny glacier
#

👍

#

Anyway, I always really enjoy a good music conversation

#

Gonna go for a raid or two now and then head sleep, its 3am lol

smoky grotto
#

I just woke up because I fucking sleep all day

#

Which is so epic

tawny glacier
#

I know that feel

#

I woke up at 6pm two days ago

#

Slowly recovering from that

gritty ledge
#

@lime prawn Juliet duo

woeful crest
#

Why

#

K sure dud

grizzled cosmos
#

@bold trellis ?

bold trellis
#

Thanmk you mik

fiery coral
#

@proven ermine @edgy berry Noisy likes to wander at these hours

#

u better run

proven ermine
#

oh boy

#

ive only heard of noisy so far really

edgy berry
#

Oh no I will be banned from discord server!!!

#

I only use screenshots and weapon modding

fiery coral
#

kek

edgy berry
#

Sometimes memes but chat is kinda lame

fiery coral
#

also rn it seems only lonerkim is on

#

whoever the fuck he is

#

or she idk

edgy berry
#

It’s a Tarkov discord so it’s he

#

Otherwise thumb clit

proven ermine
#

this is like the last large tarkov discord I can go to lmao

#

one I literally got banned because ONE mod wanted me gone

edgy berry
#

There are other ones?

proven ermine
#

the other I totally deserved for insulting a mod lmao

fiery coral
#

what servers u got yeeted from ?

proven ermine
#

uEFT and TTC

edgy berry
#

I don’t really use discord servers anymore

fiery coral
#

ohh\

edgy berry
#

Big ones are just weird man

fiery coral
#

never been on these

proven ermine
#

uEFT = unoffical discord, TTC = 'tarkov trading center', no longer under that name given that flea market killed its trading scene

fiery coral
#

I know

proven ermine
#

imo TTC was okay, just one mod just kinda blanket banned me, chrisioo and some other guy not here

#

then that mod stepped down :l

fiery coral
#

couldnt others unban you

#

since he was so retarded

proven ermine
#

still up to server owner or some shit, and Ive already replaced it with this

#

I just use EFT servers for banter + occasional EFT stuff when Im actually playing during a wipe

#

sometimes I help new/ inexperienced players too

fiery coral
#

same lol

#

I rarely actually play eft

#

in this wipe

#

karma top btw sad

#

ohh wait nevermind

edgy berry
#

I like eft but I take breaks every now and then

fiery coral
#

I love eft

#

But I hate this wipe

edgy berry
#

Game has a depressing aura and atmosphere so it’s nice to go try games where I don’t have to preform in tip top shape all day

#

Yes I played last wipe and this wipe just feels weird

#

Maybe I’m jus bad tho

proven ermine
#

I also take long breaks lul

#

once I get like level 3-4 traders im just done for like 40-60% of wipes

edgy berry
#

I’ve never got there before

#

Been playing since February

smoky grotto
#

@proven saffron are you also looking forward to death standing?

proven saffron
#

Yeah I'll likely buy a used ps4 just so I can play that and some other games

smoky grotto
#

if it won´t get on PC i will buy a PS4 just for that too

#

damn sony contract

proven saffron
#

Right?

smoky grotto
#

not sure if we should thank them in the end, since they been the first to give kojima some more money

#

i still don´t like consoles

earnest valve
#

any word on the next wipe

smoky grotto
#

wipe comes, when wipe comes

#

with 0.12 wipe comes

#

but when comes, wipe 0.12? no one knows blyat

#

only nikita the holy knows

#

Or maybe not

thick seal
#

who ever tried telling me that book is worthless is a fool and ya lost me 50k for the first... just found another and sold it...

rotund osprey
#

lul next time, try right-click and see flea market for average price

thick seal
#

I was in raid when i asked

#

or i would of done ofc

rotund osprey
#

better keep "purple/violet background colored items" because they usually bring money

thick seal
#

Thats why I questioned it at first cause it was purple but wanted to make sure.. guess someone got the book confused maybe

rotund osprey
#

well if your PMC finds book - aside from guns and meds - it must be highly priced because low-price books are no interest at all. anyways, try to keep one if you find in raids, and try surviving as much as possible. the game's not about killing, but surviving.

vocal folio
#

Well the book is completely useless to sell because it has no use beides for kappa and which all items needs to be found in raid

thick seal
#

how is it completely useless to sell something if it brings in 50k?

#

That doesnt make sense.

rotund osprey
#

Battered Antique Book, from DobbyKillStreak - it brings good money. Unless you're after wads of bitcoin (that is rumoured to exist) or weapon case in room 314 (it exists lol)

#

after all, ignoring 50kRu isn't an option except we have only few seconds to waste or whatever. It's worth to loot.

jagged field
#

@vocal folio i told him exactly that lul

thick seal
#

Well you didnt, I asked you how much it was worth... and you said nothing... yet I just sold one for 50k

#

So youre wrong

vocal folio
#

the book is completely useless to everyone but the one who found it in raid

thick seal
#

that isnt the question i asked.

#

I asked how much it was worth

vocal folio
#

nothing, oly whats its worth to Ther

thick seal
#

Are you trying to go around in circles on purpose or what? It clearly is worth something if people are buying it.
Im not asking you about the functionality of the item, I dont care... thats what youre talking about, and thats not what I asked. I get it has hardly any functionality.
That does not change the fact it still has a price value.

#

If an item in a store has a value, it means that item is worth something. That really isnt hard to understand

glossy ridge
#

this game is hella annoying at times

#

shoot a scav like 10 times in the head with snb and hes stood sill, thinking he was dead but glitched stood up i go to loot him, soon as i get near him, fall over and die, my ping and connection was fine as i killed the other scav stood next to him

terse oyster
#

I just bought DayZ its fun. Do anyone have recommended servers to play? I want nights as well.

jagged field
#

@proven saffron that many hackers? lul

dapper lodge
#

This IS STARTING to get really annoying

#

The hackers

#

IM SO DONE

#

LABS

#

HAS THE MOST

#

They has aimbot for hs only and thats how ppl just kill through vulkans and shit yea right

vocal folio
#

hackers

#

dont get shot my m61 in the face

jagged field
#

vulkan bad btw

vocal folio
#

helmets bad in general

young holly
#

Helmets bad , face box still works :)

#

Labs is a hacker trap on purpose I think

smoky grotto
#

im getting the error message "downloaded file checksum does not match" everytime when i finish donwloading, anyone know why?

smoky grotto
#

Where to report hackers again?

jagged field
#

!report

analog hullBOT
#

Hello @jagged field,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

jagged field
#

@smoky grotto

smoky grotto
#

ty

wary vapor
#

hello

vocal folio
#

-waves-

wary vapor
#

i was looking for someone to play with today

#

how do i get access to my mic?

#

nvm i cant read lol

vocal folio
#

yeah its against ToS to do that

jagged field
#

@bold trellis yeet yeet

#

now the question, who deleted it lul

vocal folio
#

you finished that wiki page g

bold trellis
#

not yet

jagged field
#

playing with cats > wiki

vocal folio
#

playing with gtbs dog> helping gtb do page

jagged field
#

i bet its an ugly dog anyways

#

reee

plush mountain
bold trellis
#

My dog is beautiful

jagged field
#

what race

bold trellis
#

Who calls dogs a race

#

its breed

jagged field
#

or breed

#

damn english

bold trellis
#

Pure Golden retriever

jagged field
#

hmm

#

irish red setter > golden retriever

vocal folio
#

lab>retre

jagged field
#

labradoodle

vocal folio
#

no

jagged field
#

but cats > dogs

vocal folio
#

cat=dog

#

chris accept fr

jagged field
#

hm

#

im on mobile

vocal folio
#

#

but you arent

#

also when u change pfp

jagged field
#

yesterday

#

yes I am

vocal folio
#

hmmm

smoky grotto
#

I got banned from a democrat discord

#

for posting a picture of the wall

#

sounds like a mission success to me

jagged field
#

didn't know jon bernthal was in Furry, yikes

vocal folio
#

Send me that server

#

@smoky grotto

smoky grotto
#

bet one sec

vocal folio
#

Pay up

tawny glacier
#

Ew new Korn

jagged field
tawny glacier
#

A few of these are kinda off but a few are great

#

Yoo they included Diablo Swing Orchestra in there

spice rampart
brazen arrow
grizzled cosmos
#

Wait, what?

#

That's a thing you can do?

main kettle
#

exactly

#

look at him

#

theres no way to shoot him

brazen arrow
#

yeah, just start sprinting and when your right foot hits the ground, jump

main kettle
#

y u stream sniping him

#

?

brazen arrow
#

i wasnt? i went into his stream after killing and he showed me the clip, i told him i could recreate it

smoky grotto
#

i am in

proven saffron
#

@lone python Only one entry per person. Do not post more than one weapon screenshot, please.

lone python
#

oh ok sorry

#

just have quite alot of weapons i wanted to show off 😄

bold trellis
#

Tarkov does that to you

toxic gulch
#

does my MPX seems familar to any of ya?

#

fimilar

#

familiar

#

😂

obtuse umbra
#

um are the servers fucked rn?

patent sundial
#

anyone having problems?

plush plover
#

yessir

patent sundial
#

hmm

obtuse umbra
#

ill take that as a yep lol

patent sundial
#

thankk god thought it was my pc lmao

obtuse umbra
#

were all on a call and crashed going into a raid and was like hmm

patent sundial
#

yeah same

obtuse umbra
#

well went into a labs with about 1.4m lol

patent sundial
#

uh oh

obtuse umbra
#

👌

patent sundial
#

u might not lose ur shit

plush plover
#

hopefully

obtuse umbra
#

i think it died before we got in well see

patent sundial
#

this is a strange crash, never seen it do this before

obtuse umbra
#

i had a crash that tanked my cpu and basically ruined 4 programs on my pc i had to reinstall them was strange

smoky grotto
#

can't even open the launcher

opal peak
#

yup

#

same here

royal glen
#

Website is down as well 👍

opal peak
#

yay

plush plover
#

epic

terse hinge
patent sundial
#

launcher is good for me

#

anyone else?

jagged field
#

im in the game

plush plover
#

seems like it

patent sundial
#

at least theyre on their shit

plush plover
#

mhm

#

only took em 20 minutes

jagged field
#

and website works too for me

patent sundial
#

i think the same thing just happened again

plush plover
#

in fact it did

#

backend error again

smoky grotto
#

yep, launcher still won't open for me

chrome iris
#

@fiery coral

Congrats on the offical recognition in BSG's lated post

bold trellis
#

Tower

#

Rate my "amazing" mdr

fiery coral
#

I knew I was gonna get pinged

#

Thanks @chrome iris

vocal folio
#

Wow

#

me incredibly active 1 of the 15

#

this shit is rigged

fiery coral
#

Dude I have 5k messages in this week lul

vocal folio
#

I would check mine but I got kicked for talking about bushes and foliage at range

#

10/10

fiery coral
#

What

cloud blade
#

Good evening everyone I have a gamma for sale if interresser contact me

lone python
#

Can we get rid of the Makarov in the Modding Contest. Like for real that troll would almost complety defeat the purpose of the contest

vocal folio
#

The whole event turned into a meme like 30 minutes after it started

jagged field
#

^

fiery coral
#

Yup

#

Because of my genius clan mate

#

L m a o

lone python
#

The best thing about it is just the fact that a plain old makarov thta is not modded in the slightest way seems to win the MODDING contest

fiery coral
#

Thanks to @calm sentinel

#

You need to realize tho

#

He will get 10 makarovs

calm sentinel
#

owo

fiery coral
#

Which is the funniest thing out of all of this imo

calm sentinel
#

someone wants free makarov???

fiery coral
#

Makarov give away on 28th

calm sentinel
#

huh

fiery coral
#

I swear onepeg HAS to include this shit in his vid lul

lone python
#

Yeah still sucks for everyone else to because i can imagine the guys who win a markarov through the giveaway will be hella mad 😄

fiery coral
#

Good

#

I got 17 UwU

#

Not half bad

calm sentinel
#

owo

#

only furries can use uwu

#

OWO

vocal folio
proven ermine
#

NOwO

calm sentinel
#

yes... I m furry (dont take killa from my PM)

#

plssss

fiery coral
#

Two furries and a half

#

Memebss p2w

vocal folio
jagged field
#

god damn furries

fiery coral
#

Pls nerf

vocal folio
calm sentinel
#

wut?

fiery coral
#

If we make this makarov win I will giveaway a makarov with a hybrid

jagged field
#

nerf furries

calm sentinel
#

why

#

I m not gay lol

#

I m lonly :c

#

Hello?

quick forge
#

So I'm still kinda new and probably don't know how spawns work, but all day today on customs I get killed within 2 minutes of spawning.

#

On a map that big I don't really understand how two pmc's can spawn within viewing distance of each other

#

Yeah dying within 15 seconds

#

i'm all but convinced customs is full of hackers today

vocal folio
#

#madcuzbad?

quick forge
#

that figures

grizzled cosmos
#

@quick forge
It's a combination of surprisingly close spawns and people spawning in faster than others. Start checking the time every time you get in-raid, you may just be getting in late and getting got by the people that sweep the spawns before they do anything else.

mighty lynx
#

hi everyone.. i still havent gotten EFT.. yet! i want to get it but is there a sale that i can hope for soon? I heard that there was a summer sale last year

vocal folio
#

Ehh sale

#

Maybe Black Friday

#

Or Christmas

grizzled cosmos
#

The closest one I know for sure, I think, is around october.

mighty lynx
#

i know the community hates it because of cheaters

vocal folio
#

That was the free trial codes they gave everyone

sullen dew
#

Is Kiba Arms International a real company? All of the other equipment companies in-game I can find outside of Tarkov

proven ermine
#

iirc it isnt

quick forge
#

@midnight vinensky How do I know when im loading in, like for example the raid timer when i just loaded in says 49 minutes and 50 seconds

vocal folio
#

Learn the three spawns

sullen dew
#

So that means fictional parts?

grizzled cosmos
#

If the timer says 49:50 then you're in at the start, you're just getting got by people that know the spawns.

#

I mean, depending on how the spawns shake up, I've shot people within 20-30 seconds on Woods before.

#

Not usually.

quick forge
#

guess i've gotten lucky on woods, that's my usual map and i probably extract atleast half my games

#

i'm just on customs for a quest and i hate every minute of it so far

grizzled cosmos
#

Well usually it's the guys sprinting to loot I kill, not the people with brains.

#

@mighty lynx
October 14-15 may be a sale because it's the anniversary of BSG.

vocal folio
#

People die by doing stupid things

mighty lynx
#

thanks Kaminsky

grizzled cosmos
#

@quick forge
Do you run from spawn, or do you walk and stick to cover?

vocal folio
#

Example of stupid people

quick forge
#

on customs ? i'm usually dead before i can get to cover

grizzled cosmos
#

That didn't answer my question though.

quick forge
#

well let me give you an example

#

you spawn in

#

and before you can take your first step

#

you get shot in the head

#

and die

grizzled cosmos
#

Another question then, what servers do you play on?

quick forge
#

usa

grizzled cosmos
#

No, what servers, not region.

quick forge
#

i thought that was the server, so i don't know i guess

grizzled cosmos
#

You can quit out to your launcher and hand-pick what servers you connect to. I suggest finding a few where that doesn't happen, ideally a server as far east as you can stand playing.

cold swan
#

East or west coast.

#

Pretty much.

quick forge
#

oh its on auto

smoky grotto
#

im getting the error "file checkums does not match" after finishing installation, anyone know a fix?

quick forge
#

it was never a problem until today

#

i've played customs before and didn't have much of a problem, maybe my net is slow today

#

i'll definitely try switching servers, wasn't aware you even could til now

quick forge
#

switching seemed to help, having a considerably easier time, or just getting lucky... either way thanks for hearing me complain and helping 😃

quartz rune
#

are they going to update unity in 0.12 and plants rework ?

delicate bay
#

They are doing an engine update that will release with 0.12 @quartz rune

grave birch
#

Does anyone here enjoy dragon ball?

#

I found frieza’s new form

proven saffron
#

!sherpa

analog hullBOT
#

Hello @proven saffron,

In the Escape from Tarkov Official server, you can ask for <@&521614335945080832> to come and give you assistance with Escape from Tarkov.
You can ask for in game help, help on modding you weapons, assistance to do quests... sherpas are here to help.
You can also request sherpas on the main Escape from Tarkov website.

Send a request to a sherpa :

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/sherpa

Help on how to do your request :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/88265-how-to-ask-for-a-sherpa/ 

On this discord, you can also use :
#beginners-assistance : To chat with other beginners and meet sherpas.
● Beginners assistance : To talk with sherpas and to be moved in private rooms, to raid with them !

Thank you, and good luck in Escape from Tarkov.

smoky grotto
#

anyone here plays gmod?

bold trellis
#

Not a real gamer if you didnt

sweet hazel
#

Dose any know how to fix the lag when open inventory in raid. Other map is fine, shoreline is real bad. I did the high DPI thing.

trim hill
#

@smoky grotto you need to take that cancer shit somewhere the fuck else

left iron
#

people still play this game?

proven saffron
#

@trim hill The issue has been dealt with. The user in question was of course never given the authority to earrape other voice channels by any staff-member as implied by that user.

trim hill
#

@proven saffron thanks appreciated +rep

proven saffron
#

@trim hill rep for rep brother ✊ +rep

smoky grotto
#

how y'all look when you're sitting in a corner with Peltors

cold swan
#

Mad because BAD 😤 😤 😤

proven saffron
normal yacht
#

yea zeek was the why should I buy the game guy

quaint stag
#

lmfao

#

Oh wait

#

I thought you were referring to worth a buy

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nvm

toxic cairn
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+.

calm sentinel
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Hello!

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Hello?

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Anyone?

jagged field
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what

calm sentinel
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uhh

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never mind

grave birch
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@bold trellis are you proud of me?

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I bought a hat in time

calm sentinel
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HellO!

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I mean

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hello!

bold trellis
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@grave birch ya

vocal folio
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No

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He lies

smoky grotto
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ETIKA IS GONE hot

grave birch
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@vocal folio it’s actually really fun

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Lol

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It’s something I play after a few hours of tarkov

vocal folio
grave birch
vocal folio
grizzled cosmos
vocal folio
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@grizzled cosmos what

cold swan
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REEEEEE.

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Walls fucking suck.

vocal folio
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Owo

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What dox

bold trellis
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@grave birch nyakuza is the best part imo

grave birch
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@cold swan in Clash of clans?

cold swan
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No.

grave birch
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I’m not up to that

cold swan
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I went and laid in my bed because it's 6:33 after getting a drink.

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Fucking slammed my head back into my wall by accident.

grave birch
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Are you ok?

cold swan
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Yeah just mildly annoyed lmao.

vocal folio
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How was last final dox

cold swan
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Stupid.

vocal folio
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Aren’t they all

cold swan
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No not really. This one is extra stupid and every grade 12 in BC had to take the exact same test.

vocal folio
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Sounds pointless

cold swan
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For our expository essay, we had to do it based on two characters from two stories we read that they provided. The question is how do they display self-confidence.
Well one of them is literally a poem about a guy who is a water diviner. But it talks about him finding water and how water is. Not him. Nothing about him.
And the other one we have this girl talking about her boyfriend and shit. Well we had to do it on the boyfriend. How tf do you show self-confidence when you aren't even the person showing it??? Plus there's nothing in it anyways.

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It is pointless.

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Very pointless.

vocal folio
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10/10

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what idiot comes u p with this shit

cold swan
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Idfk.

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The composition essay was easy though.

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The prompt was "Life presents many challenges."

vocal folio
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shoot the challenges

cold swan
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That was simple, like really simple to have something to write about lmao.

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Then the paragraph was about bees and pesticides.

vocal folio
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ooo

cold swan
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Lastly we had 16 multiple choice questions.

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So 16 questions, 1 paragraph, and 2 essays.

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4 stories you had to read.

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I just felt so numb mentally after lmao. That shit was so boring.

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At least I got to do the electronic version and type all that shit.

vocal folio
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sounds like a good reason to go get wasted

cold swan
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Nah. I got stuff to do.

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Apply for more jobs, student loans, etc.

vocal folio
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yay

jagged field
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get drunk

vocal folio
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jobs

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chris go get job or go to school

jagged field
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no

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soon

vocal folio
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deadbeat

jagged field
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rn im dead anyways

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its way too hot

vocal folio
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thats not healthy

smoky grotto
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ETIKA IS GONE 🦀

vocal folio
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ok?

jagged field
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k

cold swan
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It's hot af here too @jagged field

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Rip us.

vocal folio
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it summer

jagged field
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35° atm

cold swan
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Oof nvm.

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I wouldn't live anywhere that hot.

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It's gonna be 21° today and I was sweating yesterday at 18°.

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Lately it's been 20-25°

jagged field
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you're a pussy

cold swan
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🤷

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I hate the heat.

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I like the cold.

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Give me -10 and I'll wear jeans and a t-shirt.

jagged field
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me too

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but come on

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18°

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what are you, Canadian

cold swan
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Yes.

vocal folio
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ouch

desert parrot
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lmao

cold swan
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Except I'm in a hotter part of Canada. Lul.

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I don't do well with the heat.

desert parrot
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mood

cold swan
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Never have.

jagged field
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what

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hotter part

cold swan
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Most of southern Canada is pretty hot.

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Here it is very humid, Chris.

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It's not just plain heat.

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Currently 86% humidity and it's only 6:50 am

desert parrot
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oof

cold swan
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So that 18° feels close to 26 or more.

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25 feels like over 30.

jagged field
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i just want winter back, thx

vocal folio
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ill take snow again

jagged field
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time to move to Alaska for me

cold swan
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I greatly prefer the winter.

vocal folio
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why so u r closer to russia to inavde it again?