general-chat

[fiery coral]

Nighty

[thorny flume]

Got some antidotes to mix and peeps to serve

[bold trellis]

idk what mpga is so i googled iut

http://prntscr.com/my2r2w

[vocal folio]

ahem rescued totally

[fiery coral]

I mean

[bold trellis]

I dont think thats what you were talking about

[silk trail]

@bold trellis It's a play on MAGA (Make America Great Again)

[fiery coral]

Teutonic knights would eat lithuania and then dance on it's grave XD

[bold trellis]

oh

[thorny flume]

Cya @bold trellis Cya @fiery coral

[bold trellis]

buhbye

[thorny flume]

@silk trail night

[silk trail]

Night

[vocal folio]

Deus Vult?

[fiery coral]

btw they almost betrayed us in the final battle against these very knights

[thorny flume]

No goodnight for u shootemup

U called my ak ugly

[vocal folio]

very

[thorny flume]

Jk

Gn

[fiery coral]

And then after everything hated us because we occupied them

[vocal folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409120793654722560/555900513657552916/503180f7f9220af974f23805780460dd.png

chad

[fiery coral]

It's not like the whole fucking dynasty was lithuanian

[vocal folio]

shhh

[bold trellis]

10 round mags are for P U S S Y S

[vocal folio]

skip over that part

[proven saffron]

@silk trail They say Canada is a Chinese province at this point

[bold trellis]

unless you live in like

russia

[proven saffron]

(ill get this paid back fully i know it)

[fiery coral]

@proven saffron That is what my dad says lmao

[proven saffron]

lel

[fiery coral]

Everytime I mention canada

[misty remnant]

the 10 round mag makes it look like an svd

[proven saffron]

I just want a psg-1 and improved lethality of the 308

[bold trellis]

Dont try to pretend

[vocal folio]

P41 ammo yet

[fiery coral]

What's up with mexico tho

No one talks about it

[quaint stag]

Ive been there and I can confirm. I struck up a few conversations in Chinese with some strangers while I was in Vancouver.

[fiery coral]

Anywhere

[silk trail]

@proven saffron They were buying up a bunch of real estate in BC but we stopped that

[bold trellis]

is taht a 74, vepr, or whwat

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

@bold trellis 7.62

Somethinf

[bold trellis]

oh yea 10 rounder

[vocal folio]

akmn

[bold trellis]

akmn you mean

*not a svd *

[vocal folio]

i said that

[bold trellis]

ty discord

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

I enjoy helping tourists with directions and helping them buy tram tickets

[chrome iris]

"I just want a psg-1 and improved lethality of the 308"

^ This... Give me m118 LR or comparable ammo for killing things dead

[vocal folio]

no Tower we need DU 7.62 nato

[fiery coral]

Isn't it uranium

Well

[silk trail]

I was reading up on UXO and found out 35 people have been killed by them in Canada, including a guy who found a mortar shell and decided it would be a good idea to throw it in his campfire. 1 dead 9 wounded 🤦

[fiery coral]

Du= depleted uranium aye

[vocal folio]

ye

[quaint stag]

Depleted Uranium.

[thorny flume]

@proven saffron I can recommend good spots if you decide to visit israel

[vocal folio]

4000 feet a second round lel

[fiery coral]

I would like a bar of uranium

Just to look at it

And have it

[proven saffron]

I won‘t have the time or money to visit anytime soon but I definitely want to sometime! :)

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

Thank you though

[thorny flume]

No problema

[silk trail]

Come to Canada it's beautiful here!

[vocal folio]

oof

[thorny flume]

The restraunts here are mwah

[proven saffron]

Yeah I want to see Canada too

And the US

[bold trellis]

america has the most guns 😃

[proven saffron]

And a dozen other countries I haven‘t been to yet

[vocal folio]

3 guns per person

iirc

[bold trellis]

if you dont go the californa

[fiery coral]

Everyone advertising their country when I be like 'we got churches'

[quaint stag]

^^

Tbf my family owns 5 guns in Cali

[vocal folio]

[quaint stag]

And technically 2 more

[fiery coral]

and the ww2 destroyed everything cool here

[vocal folio]

aw

[quaint stag]

My neighborhood used to be a Navy bombing range during WW2

[silk trail]

Here's a picture of me in a kayak in one of our 100,000 lakes.

[quaint stag]

Then they built homes over it

[proven saffron]

I wouldn‘t go to California could as well just stay in Europe then

[fiery coral]

Wow a range

[silk trail]

I'm in the center, bottom.

[proven saffron]

No offense to Cali people

[quaint stag]

They founded UXOs a couple months ago

[bold trellis]

Californa just limits guns a lot

[quaint stag]

@proven saffron none taken.

[bold trellis]

did you see what californa did to the cqr stock

[proven saffron]

lel

[quaint stag]

And knives.

[fiery coral]

We were a range for russia and germany how cool is that

[quaint stag]

Tbh I’m a Californian and I hate this state and most of its occupants.

[misty remnant]

california

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nani

[bold trellis]

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/HERA-660x217.jpg

[vocal folio]

the fuck

[proven saffron]

Though Cali has probably nice nature too

[bold trellis]

They butcherd my boy

[proven saffron]

Maybe Cali is getting too mich hate

[silk trail]

Canadian: Posts picture of scenery
American: Posts picture of gun
lol

[quaint stag]

There’s pretty nice nature up north

[misty remnant]

they butchered it all

[bold trellis]

Hey Gguns are fu

fun

[quaint stag]

Where I live in SoCal, a lot of it is really dry and not much to look at.

It’s really pretty when it rains

[bold trellis]

Ohio has a lot of cool wilderness

[quaint stag]

But I think that’s just because I don’t see a lot of rain

[misty remnant]

guns are the 2nd thing that americans wrote

in our amendment

[quaint stag]

Therefore I’m not exposed to it a much

[vocal folio]

Cass, Commiefornia doesnt get enough hate

[misty remnant]

of course americans would post gun photo

[vocal folio]

yeah it is a right

[misty remnant]

a right that we’re practically fighting for

[bold trellis]

Look at the ohio caverns

so pretty

[fiery coral]

Bitch we got lakes mountains a sea and forests+ even a european version of a bison ( and this country is smaller than texas)

[quaint stag]

Federal laws vs state laws are so stupid tbh

[fiery coral]

And u talking scenery

[silk trail]

The US does have some really nice state parks. For whatever reason camping isn't as popular in the US so sometimes entire parks are basically empty, leaving just you to the beautiful scenery and trails. In Canada the parks are always full (except the Winter)

[misty remnant]

what is that bullet doing in there

[quaint stag]

I don’t know

[bold trellis]

http://prntscr.com/my2tr2

[quaint stag]

We don’t have anything in 30-06

[vocal folio]

get an m1

duh

[misty remnant]

caves are cool

but guns are cooler

[quaint stag]

We already have an SKS

[misty remnant]

😎

[bold trellis]

ohio has a bunch of caves

[quaint stag]

So I’m fine

[bold trellis]

shoot a gun in a cave

[proven saffron]

I can see how Cali gets hate from US residents but I -try- not to be too biased or downright remove it from my „want to travel“ list

[vocal folio]

meh

[bold trellis]

make it extra loud

[misty remnant]

I went to california once

[silk trail]

@bold trellis You been to the Kentucky mammoth caves? Those things are huge.

[misty remnant]

I regret it

[proven saffron]

oof

[bold trellis]

Never been to kentucky

[misty remnant]

everything was bad there

[quaint stag]

It might be nice to come here for the sun, but I see a lot of asshole out there.

[misty remnant]

this is a personal opinion

obviously

[bold trellis]

if you visit us prob go to nyc or florida

[quaint stag]

Red

I live in Cali

[misty remnant]

But I visited california and everything was bad there

[quaint stag]

And I support that opinion.

[proven saffron]

I was thinking traveling across the US

[fiery coral]

I think you should remove cali

[misty remnant]

The people feel fake, there are tons of

[vocal folio]

east coast best coast

[bold trellis]

good luck cass

[proven saffron]

Would like to see as much as possible

[quaint stag]

Road trip??

[silk trail]

Lots of the costal cities in the US from what I've seen are tourist traps with trash everywhere :(

[misty remnant]

Stores that extort money from you

For things that dont make sense

[bold trellis]

it takes 37 hours to drive across usa

[fiery coral]

Where even are u from cass

[vocal folio]

we need to remove cali and push it into the ocean

[silk trail]

The ones in Maine are good though

[vocal folio]

Cass is german

[bold trellis]

and thats a dirrect route

[proven saffron]

But that‘s a far-fetched wish right now

[misty remnant]

Like special “spa”-like treatments in california

[quaint stag]

Yeah there are people in Cali who want to go independent from US

[misty remnant]

that don’t make sense or havent had proper research

and that actively make money

[fiery coral]

German

[misty remnant]

And the food and stuff is expensive as hecc

[bold trellis]

Californa is the home of snowflakes

[misty remnant]

For stuff you can get at family restaurants

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

for way cheaper

[proven saffron]

Cali can go independent as soon as they paid back their debt

So never I guess

[fiery coral]

Which land @proven saffron

[proven saffron]

Lower-Saxony

[bold trellis]

https://photos.clevescene.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Old-Mans-Cave-awesomeisashley.jpg

[silk trail]

I want to see the Grand Canyons. Haven't been there yet...

[vocal folio]

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SnapCrap-app-San-Francisco-poop-feces-dirty-street-13281837.php
Don't we just love Cali

[misty remnant]

Also I’m friends with a californian

[proven saffron]

hot meme shootemup

[misty remnant]

And he says its horrible

[bold trellis]

Grand canyons are really cool

never been there tho

[fiery coral]

If I remember that is east south right

[vocal folio]

meme? but its real tho Cass

[proven saffron]

I know it is

[vocal folio]

mmm

[misty remnant]

Wait so is that an app

[proven saffron]

Its sad really lmao

[misty remnant]

That someone used

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

Because they thought

A sidewalk was genuinely too dirty

[silk trail]

...don't visit San Fran if you're going to the US. Much better places to see.

[misty remnant]

Is this real

[bold trellis]

Someone go to caves with me

[misty remnant]

NO

GTB

YOUR CAVE FANTASIES

[vocal folio]

gtb get a grill

[misty remnant]

WORRY ME

[silk trail]

I like going into caves!

[bold trellis]

Ive been single for a year shoot, its better

[misty remnant]

^

[bold trellis]

CAVES ARE COOL

[misty remnant]

thats true

I prefer single tbh

[proven saffron]

SanFran should do a police-officer exchange program with Singapore

[silk trail]

I don't mind sliding on my belly through wet crevasses

[misty remnant]

Also i feel like you’re genuinely

going to murder me in a cave

[bold trellis]

they are all state parks

[misty remnant]

if I came with you to an ohio cave

at this point

[bold trellis]

so it wouldnt be isolated enough

😃

[misty remnant]

HES THINKING ABKUT IT

IM WORRIED

[bold trellis]

lul

[silk trail]

What's with you and caves? Claustrophobic or something RED? XD

[bold trellis]

We have a place called the Lewisburg Haunted cave

[misty remnant]

no

[bold trellis]

and its the largest haunted house in the world

[misty remnant]

I visited caves before

[bold trellis]

and its all in a cave

[misty remnant]

Like a few

They’re cool but also kinda boring

Nice and humid though

[proven saffron]

i want to go into a cave and leave some paintings for climate change survivors

[misty remnant]

Like honestly not the worst place to set up a home if you were a bat

[bold trellis]

what about the haunted cave

[proven saffron]

theyll look exactly the same as the ones from 10.000+ BC

[fiery coral]

@proven saffron You mean lizards lmao

[proven saffron]

yeah yeah

[silk trail]

I went into a cave where it was 25C outside, walked 20m in, slid on my belly through a tight opening half full of water for about 4m, and on the other side the room was so cold there was frost on the walls.

[proven saffron]

damn

[fiery coral]

That's how physics work

[bold trellis]

Someone go to this haunted house with me pls

[silk trail]

It was a great way to cool down. Really slippery though and didn't want to slide down into some tight hold and get stuck so I left after a few minutes.

[fiery coral]

@bold trellis I can haunt you with kgb

[bold trellis]

Wait no

I dont wanna go to the gulag

[proven saffron]

its cold and dark in the gulag too

[bold trellis]

http://hauntedcaveatlewisburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/DSC01573.jpg

What about this dosent scream fun

[fiery coral]

I'm Polish so no gulags here

We have aushwitz tho

[proven saffron]

[bold trellis]

[silk trail]

I like caves. The cricket-spider things are kinda creepy though.

[fiery coral]

Also u are all talking about caves

[misty remnant]

I’d bring my bugout backpack

[fiery coral]

And I just realised I was in wieliczka

[bold trellis]

cricket spider things?

[misty remnant]

if I was going in that cave

[fiery coral]

A salt mine

[misty remnant]

and bring like three days worth of food

[fiery coral]

Which is a huge salty cave

Literally everything there is salty

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

because those wood sideboards dont look safe at all

[silk trail]

@bold trellis Camel crickets

[misty remnant]

I gaurantee you

If a 300 pound whale

landwhale man

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

Orbb

[proven saffron]

did someone say backpack?

[misty remnant]

Fell on those boards

[bold trellis]

those are common

[proven saffron]

https://youtu.be/1nM6wfjuirE

[misty remnant]

he’d go straight through

[bold trellis]

they are litteraly everywhere

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

My backpack is a used milsurp

[fiery coral]

@misty remnant There were these in wieliczka and 20 people standing on it no problem boi

[misty remnant]

Belgian waterproof pack

That I had my tailor

[silk trail]

But when there are thousands of them almost completely lining the surface of cave walls and ceilings it's a bit off-putting @bold trellis

[misty remnant]

Sew new reinforced

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

Like quadruple stitched

[bold trellis]

I used to have a beared dragon

and id breed them

[misty remnant]

Straps

[fiery coral]

spots belgian 👀

[bold trellis]

id have my hands covered in them

[misty remnant]

So that it actually feels comfortable to use

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

I’m gonna switch it out later though, that was just when I was bushcrafting on a budget

[bold trellis]

wait thegre are parts of the world where they freak out over crickets?

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

Wdym

[chrome iris]

deep fried crickets covered in powdered cheese... ❤

[bold trellis]

im watching a news report where they brought ina expert to tell them they are harmless

[fiery coral]

U mean the ultra hungry crickets that eat crops

[silk trail]

@bold trellis I'm fine with them individually, just not when they's the only thing you can see when looking at a wall or roof!

[bold trellis]

the worst they can do to you is poop on you

[vocal folio]

Locusts

?

[bold trellis]

now lucusts

[silk trail]

or all fall on you at once

[bold trellis]

fuck those

so extra poop on you

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

Orbb

[silk trail]

Cass

[fiery coral]

Ohh so actuall crickets

[proven saffron]

[silk trail]

Yup.

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

[fiery coral]

These aren't scary

[silk trail]

I do have a small phobia of buzzing around my head, but that phobia came from a reasonable place.

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

only bugs that scare me really are harmful ones

[fiery coral]

They just jump

[bold trellis]

and spiders of all kinds

[fiery coral]

I hate wasps

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

wasps are dicks

[fiery coral]

Spiders are okay since you can tread on them

But wasps fly that is the problem

[bronze sphinx]

wasps are ok

they kill spiders

like CRAZY

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

spiders help us tho

[bronze sphinx]

ok well they scare me

[bold trellis]

I dont kill spiders, just avoid thgem

[misty remnant]

did someone say spiders

[bronze sphinx]

and wasps dont they fly so i can see them

and its rare to get them in my house

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

The wasps here just steal grilled meat and ice cream

[proven saffron]

If spiders violate the NAP i get rid of them

when i can by putting them outside

[misty remnant]

I think spiders would be pretty tasty

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

I’d eat this one up

[silk trail]

@bold trellis I had a small problem with these tiny flies in my house so I let the spiders build their webs in my windows, which I usually clean away, and they caught so many of the little bastards. I don't have a fly problem anymore.

[misty remnant]

😍

[bronze sphinx]

well someone had to make it fuckin weird

[proven saffron]

damn

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

Spiders are cool

I just avoid them

tehy freak me out

[bronze sphinx]

they are godless creatures

[fiery coral]

Jeez red

U weeb

[bronze sphinx]

too many legs too many eyes

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

fuckin scary

[misty remnant]

cant call an asian a weeb

[proven saffron]

then theres this dark souls spider boss lady but i forgot her name

[bold trellis]

http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/bosses/chaos-witch-quelaag-large.jpg

[bronze sphinx]

move too fast

[bold trellis]

the only reral spider waifu

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

would smash

[proven saffron]

yeet

[misty remnant]

but rachnee comes first

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

therss a reason I colorized her and made her my pfp

[bold trellis]

esrb didnt call it nudity shoot

[bronze sphinx]

CANT SEE NIPPLES

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

so technically its allowed

because thats the problem

[fiery coral]

Hey

Have u ever wondered

[bronze sphinx]

nipples r bad

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

What if we would censor women nipples with men nipples

[bold trellis]

nipple on nipple

[misty remnant]

hmm

[bold trellis]

tos

banned

[misty remnant]

I’d be ok with it

[vocal folio]

Hb no nipples

Duh

[fiery coral]

But only nipples

[misty remnant]

hmm

no nipples are weird

small areola squad ftw

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

anyone who likes big areola nipples are weird

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

i need that emote

[bold trellis]

okay change topic

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

XD

[proven saffron]

consider the same emote from me

[misty remnant]

its not a sexual topic

[vocal folio]

Huh

[misty remnant]

its aesthetic preference

[bold trellis]

[vocal folio]

The best is balance between ass and tits?

[misty remnant]

😏

[silk trail]

Geography and social issues > travel and caves > nipples.

[misty remnant]

spider girls

were on there

[chrome iris]

40% tits 60% ass fit me

[fiery coral]

Vodka

[bold trellis]

Thats how discord works

[misty remnant]

dont forget the spider girls

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

my waifu

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

More tiddies

[bronze sphinx]

titer

[misty remnant]

dhootem

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

has the best

shootem has the best emotes

wtf

[proven saffron]

that is how mafia works

[vocal folio]

Ahem be in 40 servers

[misty remnant]

dva lickface is amazing

[vocal folio]

Lol

[bronze sphinx]

shootem that is a white power symbol please get rid of it

[fiery coral]

White power symbol ?

[misty remnant]

👌🏿

now its a black power symbol

[vocal folio]

[silk trail]

That's the OK symbol?

[misty remnant]

👌

[bronze sphinx]

yeah it is the left tried making it a white poewr symbol a while back

[misty remnant]

renge

renge myauchi 10/10

involving children in this disc are we

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

tower whats your motive

👀❗

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

is that porn

[bronze sphinx]

woah

[bold trellis]

she looks naked

[bronze sphinx]

nope stop

[misty remnant]

that made me burst laughing

[vocal folio]

[bold trellis]

[bronze sphinx]

stop with weeb shit

[misty remnant]

I genuinely burst laughing

[bold trellis]

wait

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

FUCK

[bronze sphinx]

90% of anime is for degens

[chrome iris]

-wins-

[misty remnant]

also shut up don that’s like american animation style

[bold trellis]

there are used condoms on the back of the bed

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

Funny stuff happening when my inet is shit

[misty remnant]

thats not anime style

that 2nd gif

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

i watch the 10% anime

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

I watch the 20% thats full degenerate

And I enjoy it

[bold trellis]

I only watch action or pure humor anime

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

sinners

[misty remnant]

my anime list of watched anime is just below 200

completed series

[bold trellis]

mines below 50

[fiery coral]

Pure humor= boku no p

[misty remnant]

Oh yeah

Have I showed a photo

Of my armor

[bronze sphinx]

are there any medieval anime series that have no obvious fan service

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

My crusader armor

[bold trellis]

Im sure donnie

[misty remnant]

Since I do HEMA and actively have researched and enjoyed medieval history

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

ok what is it gtb im asking you weebs for a reason

[proven saffron]

tfw born to late to partake in a crusade

[vocal folio]

[fiery coral]

Just don't mention medicine plz

[bronze sphinx]

im curious cause i'd like to watch one if its made for story

[fiery coral]

I beg u

[misty remnant]

By the way

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

Thiis is literally

[bronze sphinx]

cassius theres gonna be a new crusade soon tbh

[misty remnant]

My lifestyle

[chrome iris]

Honestly you will probably not find a modern anime WITHOUT fan service because of the same reason its rare to a single player only game.

marketing.

[bold trellis]

Donnie Berserk is medevil time period

[proven saffron]

@bronze sphinx Berserk

[bold trellis]

but with demons

I lo ve dberserk

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

the animation on that is really weird

[bold trellis]

yeh

buts its worth

[vocal folio]

Woah

[misty remnant]

This is literally my lifestyle (not me tho)

[vocal folio]

Inuyasha best

[proven saffron]

Read or watch Berserk Donnie, It‘s good

[bronze sphinx]

aight i'll check it out

[proven saffron]

as an easy introduction i can recommend the three story arcs

[bronze sphinx]

is it on netflix i know thats becoming weeb central

[bold trellis]

samurai champloo is super good

[misty remnant]

@vocal folio unironically gay

[bold trellis]

its samurai tho

[bronze sphinx]

i like body pillows because it gives me something to have between my legs

[vocal folio]

Samurai jack

[misty remnant]

donnie that

[bronze sphinx]

but you cant have them because weebs ruined them

[chrome iris]

SC was good.

[misty remnant]

that is

donnie there is

no form of context

[bold trellis]

if you like cowboy bebop you need to watch samurai champloo

[misty remnant]

that can help save u

from what u said

[proven saffron]

what if you just take two pillows and stuff them where you need them

[bronze sphinx]

i like having things between my legs when i sleep on ym side

[proven saffron]

problem solved

[vocal folio]

[bronze sphinx]

because i have balls

is that context not enough?

[chrome iris]

Mobito was decent. (will double check spelling here in a sec-

[bold trellis]

I second that donnie

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

sleep like a real chad

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

standing up

[fiery coral]

@bronze sphinx There are ones that are for pregnant women and aren't degenerate

[vocal folio]

[proven saffron]

I sleep like a king

[chrome iris]

Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit ****

[bronze sphinx]

i have a normal pillow i use as my ball pillow

[proven saffron]

Hands folded

[vocal folio]

[misty remnant]

I’ll try and find a picture of my medieval armor

just to share it here

[proven saffron]

Sword in the center

[misty remnant]

actually I’ll just take a photo

[vocal folio]

Bleach

Was good

[proven saffron]

mumbling some latin before passing into the realm of dreams

[chrome iris]

Bleach.

You're banned from my discord

[bold trellis]

Catslevania has no fan fare

[bronze sphinx]

im planning to get a brigandine soon

[bold trellis]

That looks expensive

[misty remnant]

it was

[bronze sphinx]

is it fitted at least

[misty remnant]

no I put on over 20 pieces of armor

[fiery coral]

It looks like loading

[misty remnant]

and found things that fit

[vocal folio]

Full metal alchemist

[chrome iris]

Red's door gets kicked in.

" WRONG HOVEL HIGHWAYMEN"

[proven saffron]

Can you roll in that?

[bronze sphinx]

so long as its wearable and fits

[silk trail]

I'm having a super scav interchange raid this is ridiculous i need more ammo

[misty remnant]

oh yeah i have a warhammer too

[bronze sphinx]

idk why people buy shit they cant actually wear

[misty remnant]

But yeah

Yo u an roll

And stand up when falling over

And other things

[bold trellis]

warhammers are so much more cool compared to swords

[bronze sphinx]

mobility in plate isnt as bad as people think

[misty remnant]

I was fighting a guy who brought some of his own armor

[bronze sphinx]

bec de corbin

[misty remnant]

And

[bronze sphinx]

i want

[misty remnant]

I punched hil

him in his metal face

With my 1 pound heavy

[proven saffron]

I‘m more of a fan of morning stars

[misty remnant]

clamshell gauntlet

[vocal folio]

Ahem Original Teen Titans bets shot ever

[misty remnant]

And he was knocked the fuck back

[bold trellis]

warhammers, big blunt side, big spike side

[bronze sphinx]

seriously a bec de corbin is like the coolest weapon ever

[misty remnant]

I have a lucerne hammer

[bronze sphinx]

its like that gtb but hammer isnt big

[misty remnant]

It was only 120$ because it had some rust on it

I repolished it

[bronze sphinx]

its got pokey end

[misty remnant]

And it’s a better warhammer than most 500-600$ ones

[bronze sphinx]

can opener end

and bashy end

[misty remnant]

My lucerne hammer is better than your bec de corbin

[proven saffron]

tfw US peeps having an arsenal of armor and weapons fitted for every century in human history

[bold trellis]

bec de corbin and lucerne hammer

are so similar

[bold trellis]

I dont have guns or armor

[bronze sphinx]

yeah they are like

[bold trellis]

😦

[bronze sphinx]

basically the same

[bold trellis]

Nagianta tho

they are stylin

[proven saffron]

RED that‘s super cool I was once considering adopting medival melee as a hobby

[misty remnant]

I can help you on that

[vocal folio]

Nani?

[misty remnant]

100%

[bronze sphinx]

zombie apocalypse is no problem for red

[misty remnant]

I taught a medieval history class

[bold trellis]

I would but I cant in my area

no places

[misty remnant]

In my highschool

And also ran a sparring club during lunch

So we’d fight and do shield walls

And other crazy stuff

for 50 minutes every day

[bronze sphinx]

dude a new crusade is coming i feel

with new pope

[misty remnant]

I’m still proud to say

we haven’t had a single sustained injury

since I ran it

[bronze sphinx]

this pope has been too soft so they'll put in a tough one and start new crusade

[misty remnant]

Which is more than football and soccer clubs can say

so

It’s very safe

[fiery coral]

Crusades

[bronze sphinx]

and then i will convert to catholicism

[misty remnant]

Even though you’re actively hitting people

zwith wooden poles

Without safety gear

[proven saffron]

Do you watch Battle of the Nations, Red?

[bronze sphinx]

and i will make a custom suit of kevlar backed plate armor

[misty remnant]

That stuff’s not super realistic

I’d call it anachronistic

but it’s interesting to look at or hear about it sometimes

[proven saffron]

Hmm

[misty remnant]

Alright so

I can give the briefest explanation

As to why it’s not realistic

And that’s because when people fought in armor

They intended to throw the opponent to the ground

[bronze sphinx]

stab them in the neck holes

[misty remnant]

For a number of reasons

[bold trellis]

war hammer

[proven saffron]

Yeah get fatal stabs

[bold trellis]

smash their skull in

yeet

[misty remnant]

And it’s also why armor was often ornamented with gold and other technologically advanced things of the time

It’s not because you want to get in fatal

It’s because you want to ransom

[bronze sphinx]

yeah most casualties werent knights

[misty remnant]

The knight pulls their dagger out and forces your visor open

[bronze sphinx]

it was the peasant farmer

[misty remnant]

And that is your chance to scream

That you’re the son of X lord

And then all your armor is taken

And everything you onw

Own*

[vocal folio]

F

[misty remnant]

And your family pays a huge sum

To the other family

[bronze sphinx]

RIP peasant farmer

[quaint stag]

BSG Kendo sticks when

[misty remnant]

And they release your malnourished body

Back to your people

[bold trellis]

is that g3 a airsoft

[quaint stag]

I live in Cali. What do you think

Reee

[bronze sphinx]

lmao

[bold trellis]

oh yea

[bronze sphinx]

move north fam

[bold trellis]

but

[fiery coral]

Specna

[bold trellis]

no orange tip

[fiery coral]

Or not specna

[vocal folio]

Shhhhhhhh

[misty remnant]

But yeah cass if you genuinely want to get into HEMA

dm me

[quaint stag]

Pretty sure it never had one

[misty remnant]

Or medieval stuff anyway

[bold trellis]

I think thats illegal

[bronze sphinx]

is hema the one where you can wear your own armor if it fits specs

[fiery coral]

@quaint stag Brand reee

[proven saffron]

HEMA? I understand if BOTN irks you out if you teach medival history classes

[bronze sphinx]

and you use blunted steel or is that

[misty remnant]

yeah

[bronze sphinx]

the wood

[bronze sphinx]

ratan

[misty remnant]

So HEMA is in multiple levels

[proven saffron]

I was big into medival stuff when I was younger but I forgot a lot of it

[misty remnant]

Beginners usually use equipment provided

[bold trellis]

Mm french toast legs

[misty remnant]

And don’t really wear armor

[quaint stag]

Istfg Shoot is going to come here and talk about my legs

OR GTB CAN

[earnest sluice]

fuck that, lets skip straight to M1

[quaint stag]

FUCKS SAKE

[bold trellis]

[vocal folio]

Frenk

[earnest sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q

[bronze sphinx]

the hairless legs of a communist

[quaint stag]

Wot

[misty remnant]

see that stuffs

not real

[vocal folio]

Loading

[misty remnant]

Let me show some actual techniques people use

[quaint stag]

Yep

[misty remnant]

That are so savage

[bronze sphinx]

did you get a nice ball whiff when you pulled back your shorts shootem

[vocal folio]

Oof

[fiery coral]

Porn

[misty remnant]

this is a great example

Of real swordfighting

[quaint stag]

@bronze sphinx that picture is me, not shoot.

[misty remnant]

And how it can look

extremely good for movies

[misty remnant]

https://youtu.be/Cn36Pb8z3yI

[bronze sphinx]

shoot posted pic

[misty remnant]

This is way better than star wars choreography

[vocal folio]

Of French

[quaint stag]

I know

[misty remnant]

because it uses real techniques so

[quaint stag]

The pic is mine

[bronze sphinx]

oh that was you too

[misty remnant]

But it gets u into it

[bronze sphinx]

why tf you have so many leg pics

[vocal folio]

It’s all him

[bold trellis]

Kicks are so satisfying

[quaint stag]

Well I just take them on demand because someone is a thigh whore.

[earnest sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOBTFfHJjV8 I would have brought up this

[proven saffron]

I saved it Red I‘ll watch it tomorrow

[quaint stag]

Is that mine or yours

[fiery coral]

4 am almost

[vocal folio]

Oof 11pm

[bronze sphinx]

damn big dude in the fancy pants can move red

[proven saffron]

Zabij mnie. @fiery coral

[quaint stag]

Almost 20:00.

[bronze sphinx]

french do you have alopecia

[quaint stag]

No.

[misty remnant]

The duellists one isnt amazing realistic

The one I sent really showcases how people really fight

[fiery coral]

@proven saffron Nein es ist not eine gute idee ( I probably fucked up)

[misty remnant]

with weaponry like that

It’s extremely fast, physically intensife

[proven saffron]

^^

[misty remnant]

intensive

And is based around physics

Swords are levers

[quaint stag]

Intensive*

[misty remnant]

And manipulating them is an active part

[quaint stag]

^^

[misty remnant]

Of combat with swords

[quaint stag]

I can confirm this

[misty remnant]

And they had to understand these physics

[proven saffron]

Red how many people call you sensei?

[misty remnant]

And how time works

[bronze sphinx]

i wanna be a thick strong boy that can move and swordfight

thats goal

[quaint stag]

I had to fence when I was younger.

[misty remnant]

So true time vs false time for example

[fiery coral]

But if you want me to kill you I think u should sleep cass lmao

[bronze sphinx]

body goals

[misty remnant]

A lot of fencers might not know this

Because fencing isnt as real

[proven saffron]

I was fencing for some time when I was young

[misty remnant]

But feet first, arms later

[proven saffron]

But it‘s not that much fun

[earnest sluice]

I've been making weapons and using weapons since I was a kid

[misty remnant]

is false time

And arms first, feet next

Is true time

[earnest sluice]

jesus christ what the hell is that picture

[bronze sphinx]

technically it would work? i guess

is that vegetable oil

[misty remnant]

I’ll share more I suppose

Check out some of these savage grappling techniques

[bold trellis]

donnie that would get shorted

[quaint stag]

Someone DM’d me this.

[bold trellis]

so fast

[proven saffron]

You can get liquids which aren‘t conductive to actually submerge your hardware in them

[bronze sphinx]

oh yeah oils do conduct i didnt know

[fiery coral]

Cass is right

[bold trellis]

also its in a tin foil pan

which is conductive

[proven saffron]

I love FNV

[fiery coral]

Deionised water could make a nice case for ur phone

[bronze sphinx]

oh here comes breaking blyat to give us chemistry info

whats the best inert gas to breath in

[fiery coral]

I am chemistry

[earnest sluice]

one thing I did like about star wars

[fiery coral]

Inert ?

[earnest sluice]

was the different fighting styles

[misty remnant]

https://youtu.be/OEhlHPOb9hg

[bronze sphinx]

yeah inert gas is the term?

[misty remnant]

some of these grappling techniques are savage

[bronze sphinx]

noble gas

[misty remnant]

Dude pulls your arm inbetween your legs

[fiery coral]

Ohh

[bronze sphinx]

its just term i leraned in school

this is america

[fiery coral]

Argon

[bronze sphinx]

brraappp

will my body be tricked into thinking its oxygen

[misty remnant]

It also showcases

How swords are levers

[proven saffron]

[misty remnant]

and how they can be manipulated or outmaneuvered

so

[fiery coral]

Anything heavier than argon interferes with blood

Helium is boring

And neon is helium but with less effect

And argon makes ur voice just a bit deeper

[misty remnant]

@quaint stag dm me that video

ty

[fiery coral]

But if you are asking for the best effect

[quaint stag]

Yeah no.

[misty remnant]

please

[fiery coral]

Then xenon

[quaint stag]

I’m not doing that to anybody.

[misty remnant]

I’ll pay you a dollar on paypal rn

Also when I was in highschool

I wore that armor to school

[fiery coral]

Also if u breathe in anythin heavier than argon ur blood will fill up with gas Which might not be good @bronze sphinx

[misty remnant]

And took notes in class

With my gauntlets on

[bronze sphinx]

i mean like permanantly breath in you feel

jk

but theoretically

[fiery coral]

Kinda lmao

You can do it Tho

Like once or twice

[bronze sphinx]

breath in without body knowing you arent breathing air and passing out

[fiery coral]

It won't kill up

[proven saffron]

how did people react?

[bronze sphinx]

NZ shooting happening

speaking of crusades

it was on mosques

crazy shit

[misty remnant]

@proven saffron they took photos

The teachers took photos

And those photos

Are still on the walls in my school

[proven saffron]

nice :D

[chrome iris]

@misty remnant The one move at 1:01 Is one of my favs

[misty remnant]

I was considered a school favorite since I ran a history class

I’m not bragging but just to explain it

they use my photo now

And say

this crusader went to this school

you should too

[quaint stag]

I’m sorry

[quaint stag]

What

[misty remnant]

thats me

[proven saffron]

That‘s rad honestly

[misty remnant]

I’m gonna bring my shotgun to the range in my armor

[quaint stag]

I want that as my legacy.

[misty remnant]

and screech tempus indulis

and fire all my shells

[fiery coral]

Look he can bring gauntlets and run a history class should I poison or blow my school up to run a chemistry class ?

[earnest sluice]

make sure to engrave prayers into every bullet

[misty remnant]

yes

[proven saffron]

I gtg now

[misty remnant]

Holy crap the engravings on armor in latin btw

were so sexy

Back in the day

they said things like “Gods’ Fists”

[proven saffron]

This chat has been very wholesome and cool

[misty remnant]

on the gauntlets

and like

“Visor that Sees Only Justice”

and stuff

[earnest sluice]

alright Cassius

take care!

[misty remnant]

Like they’d be the most badass things in latin written on armor

cys cass

[bronze sphinx]

crazy stuff though guys in NZ mass shooting

[earnest sluice]

[bronze sphinx]

not just america now

[misty remnant]

Dm me if you’re ever interestd

[proven saffron]

See ya guys 👋

[fiery coral]

Nz mass shootings?

[proven saffron]

I am but im also

[fiery coral]

What are u talkin about

[proven saffron]

and on phone

[earnest sluice]

[misty remnant]

I just mean

Like whenever you want to

[proven saffron]

sure

[bronze sphinx]

going on right now kirylow

[misty remnant]

👌

[bronze sphinx]

multiple mosques attacked

google that shit

[fiery coral]

Sorry I cannot

I gotta ask what is a mosque

Maybe I will understand

[bronze sphinx]

muslim chirch

church*

[fiery coral]

Ohh

[earnest sluice]

maybe I'll load rounds with a special mix of lithium chloride to turn the muzzle flash red, dip the round in holy water and engrave the casings

[fiery coral]

Where tf is that shit happening

[earnest sluice]

sell some crusader rounds

[bronze sphinx]

new zealand

[quaint stag]

New Zealand

[bronze sphinx]

island nation near aus

[quaint stag]

Wellington.

[fiery coral]

Ohh shit

Okay i know where it is

Just didn't know the shortcut

[misty remnant]

@chrome iris My favorite grapple

which I did to a student infront of a classroom

[earnest sluice]

[misty remnant]

Was 3:20

in that video

[fiery coral]

@earnest sluice If you put the chloride on the end of the barrel it might work lol

[misty remnant]

3:20*

[chrome iris]

Yee, I'd wager it's harder to use on a determined opponet though

[fiery coral]

Wild tower appears

[misty remnant]

Yeah that one is more for

Like any kind of dagger fighting

[earnest sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-6hgizGsmU Wild cave knight appears

[misty remnant]

Was based on people who were

drunk and angry

for the most part

[chrome iris]

First rule of knife / dagger combat.

There are no winners, only who gets hurt less.

[misty remnant]

oh yeah

for sure

I will say

I know how to do all these knife counters

And honestly HEMA to that degree

Feels more applicable for cold weapons

than modern martial arts, to some degree

I stress the degree part bc these techniques are like 600+ years old

And if some stupid nerd pulls a 10$ crikit knife from their pocket that they bought off amazon and tries to run at you with it

you can almost ignore it, in comparison to the huge 12-15 inch knives

that medieval people used

You can just treat the smaller knife like a deadly fist

[chrome iris]

To be fair dude probably isn't even holding the knife correct..

[misty remnant]

Yeah

And footwork and stuff

You can transfer sword lever physics and other things

And learn the basis for martial arts, like the rest of martial arts

Foot balancing, multiple points on the ground, weight displacement

and abusing the living heck out of peoples shoulder and elbow joints

[chrome iris]

-nods- It's pretty hard to swing when someone severed the tendons to your arm at the arm pit.

[fiery coral]

U got any idea what medieval people used as poisons ?