#general-chat

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gaunt meadow
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Hid in the cornern of the gate entrance

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Dropped all 3 of em

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Came out it was 5

thorny flume
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@smoky grotto Idk actually, but I do know it's A LOT more laid back than in the US

smoky grotto
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nameless, that is true for almost any country on this planet

thorny flume
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And it's very common to see soldiers walk all around the country with tavors and m16s, they're just like anybody else

gaunt meadow
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The worst of extract campers are the factory ones though

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People that camp fac exits are so bad

smoky grotto
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isrealin weapons are very interesting, their bullpup is unique

thorny flume
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Yeah

smoky grotto
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i wonder why it has such an open design in a desert

thorny flume
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Not all the country is desert

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Just south

gaunt meadow
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Bullpup is p common where I live

thorny flume
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And even south isn't that occupied with Jews

gaunt meadow
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Standard military set

smoky grotto
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yea, but its still dusty everywhere, isn´t it? looks very dry

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@gaunt meadow austria?

gaunt meadow
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Ye

thorny flume
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It is dusty but when it rains in central israel it floods the streets and valleys

gaunt meadow
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It barely rains though

thorny flume
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Ik

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But last winter it rained A LOT

smoky grotto
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yea but the isrealian bullpup is cooler

gaunt meadow
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Idk I find bullpups trash

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I like the Portuguese Military

smoky grotto
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i do think that design is interesting but i would never prefer a bullpup over the traditional design

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besides that bullpups are too small for me

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to hold properly

thorny flume
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They're gonna make a tavor ver 7

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Weird thing is

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It's gonna use 7.62x51 mm

smoky grotto
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probably for the civilian market? while i don´t know how well that would work, isrealin weapons are expensive to import

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i don´t know how it´s in the US when it comes to weapons from isreal, but here (EU) they are expensive

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its a shame, cauze they are great

cold swan
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Wack

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A 7.62x51 tavor would be cool.

vocal grove
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@thorny flume i cant remember, are u a scout rifle or pulse rifle?

thorny flume
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Scout

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@vocal grove

vocal grove
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oh

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i scrapped u a ton no offence

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i like my polaris lance too much

south citrus
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cassius, what tier are you on mgsv

hollow granite
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Oof

cold swan
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Rip.

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I enjoyed it.

jagged field
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lame

grizzled cosmos
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Because garbo game is garbo

jagged field
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Could my damn PC parts get shipped already

median umbra
hollow granite
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Man

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I sure love how scavs have infinite sight range within a cone

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Nothing better than getting smacked from so far I can barely hear them shout at me, in the head.

bold trellis
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Project Borealis is a good one too @median umbra

grim linden
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Can you buy mosin pistol grips and recoil pads??

Say no moe! theirs none on the market. make yourself a quick buck and post them up today!
grizzled cosmos
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Eft chat: anime profile pics V rest of the world

odd saddle
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This discord is 60% weeb at least

jagged field
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more

odd saddle
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Wait, I just saw someone with a Ugandan knuckles pfp

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Wtf why tho

jagged field
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dead meme

odd saddle
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I know

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That's why I'm asking why

grizzled cosmos
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Unless scrungus is doing it

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Then it's still gold

mellow breach
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norwegian comedy at its best

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it has english subtitles btw

jagged field
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show them traps

proven saffron
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@rugged prawn Afro has gf for realsies?

rugged prawn
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@proven saffron yea apparently :<

proven saffron
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Whoa, that‘s cool

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Happy for the guy

rugged prawn
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HannaHyrule or something

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But yea kind of a shame but I can understand since his followers are a bunch of thirsty orbitors

jagged field
rugged prawn
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That just thrist for his lewds

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@jagged field that's gay doe

jagged field
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no, that's for traps

rugged prawn
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Traps r ghey

odd saddle
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^

jagged field
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no u

odd saddle
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No u x2

jagged field
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no w x2

odd saddle
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No w wot

rugged prawn
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You're all so gay

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Wowe

vocal folio
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Wut

rugged prawn
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:^}

vocal folio
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Damn weebs

rugged prawn
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Don't h8

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I ain't no weeb

smoky grotto
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u smell like weeb, you look like weeb, u are weeb

rugged prawn
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I just like using anime avatars unironically

smoky grotto
rugged prawn
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@smoky grotto no u

vocal folio
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says the weeb

proven saffron
vocal folio
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loads luger

rugged prawn
smoky grotto
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u kill weebs with lugers?

odd saddle
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gets flammenwerffer

vocal folio
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USSR purge time USSR

odd saddle
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Is that more like it

rugged prawn
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Reeeee

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Commies be gone

odd saddle
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But

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Cyka you have a soviet anime grill as your pfp

vocal folio
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Frenk isn’t even here

smoky grotto
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she does not look soviet, she has a nato hemlet and m4 buttsock

rugged prawn
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@odd saddle delta force actually , look at operator chan

vocal folio
smoky grotto
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but boys that have girls as pfp aren´t the straightest anyways

rugged prawn
vocal folio
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Oh god

smoky grotto
odd saddle
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Oh god

vocal folio
odd saddle
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purge the infidel

rugged prawn
vocal folio
smoky grotto
grizzled cosmos
vocal folio
odd saddle
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Nani wtf

vocal folio
rugged prawn
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Mfw

smoky grotto
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damn weebs, even the moderators here are infected by this virus

vocal folio
rugged prawn
vocal folio
smoky grotto
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back when i was young we been beating the meat to real woman, not drawn ones

odd saddle
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Imagine escape from tarkov rule 34 lmao

rugged prawn
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Oh god

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Stop

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That's too far

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Wait

vocal folio
smoky grotto
odd saddle
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What is the actual requirements to be classified as a weeb tho

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Make a checklist

vocal folio
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Anime pfp

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That’s enough

rugged prawn
odd saddle
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Nothing else?

smoky grotto
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burn dem before they lay eggs

vocal folio
odd saddle
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Do I count as a weeb If I watched 3 animes tho? And does it matter which?

rugged prawn
vocal folio
odd saddle
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Disregard the poor croop

smoky grotto
vocal folio
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Very poor

rugged prawn
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Oof

odd saddle
rugged prawn
chrome iris
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You guys are so gay I bet you hold hands with girls.

vocal folio
rugged prawn
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@chrome iris no u

odd saddle
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What is this madness

smoky grotto
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holding hands with girls isn´t gay

vocal folio
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The Australian Hungarian Empire

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Duh

rugged prawn
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I'm just posting /k/ memes I don't know what you guys are on about anymore

chrome iris
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Not as gay as kissing them Himm

vocal folio
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Uh

smoky grotto
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nothing of that is gay

vocal folio
odd saddle
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Guys

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I have a actually serious question tho

rugged prawn
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Are traps gay?

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Answer is yes

odd saddle
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Filteeeeeeer

rugged prawn
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Lol

odd saddle
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God damn it

smoky grotto
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its not gay if you don´t make eye contact!!!!!

rugged prawn
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Nice

odd saddle
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Lemme retype that shit mow

rugged prawn
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What words get filtered?

odd saddle
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What the frixk are kids from today gonna be telling their grandchildren when they become old? How they noscoped in fortnite or some shiet?

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Like...

smoky grotto
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i got good stories to tell

rugged prawn
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@odd saddle never this generation isnt going to have many kids

odd saddle
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Overpopulation solved smh? lul cheeki

smoky grotto
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i highly doubt that problem is going to solve itself

odd saddle
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@smoky grotto Also, what stories.

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Tell sum

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I'm interested

smoky grotto
odd saddle
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"I once talked to a girl son and she wasn't your mother, are you proud yet"

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xd

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What a criminal omg

smoky grotto
odd saddle
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That message delete smh

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Like

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Are they all classified stories?

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You can't share a single one?

smoky grotto
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i could tell some, are you over 18?

odd saddle
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Yes?

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cough

smoky grotto
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why that coughing? kinda suspicious

odd saddle
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I have asthma

smoky grotto
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lies, sorry but these are definitly all plus 18

odd saddle
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Welp guess no story time rip sad

smoky grotto
brave owl
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a

green kelp
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What do you guys think of '83?

grizzled cosmos
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DOA unless it's gunplay is tight enough or it's got enough unique selling points, as it stands it just looks like cold-war battlefield.

proven saffron
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Is that running on Unreal engine?

misty remnant
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@chrome iris @grizzled cosmos

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lets play I’m in the squad vc

chrome iris
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b...but testing

misty remnant
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reee

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play with me daddy

grizzled cosmos
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M're boi

thorny flume
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@proven saffron its unreal engine 4

proven saffron
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I see

fading sentinel
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Ey, I am willing to do some custom runs

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anyone up for the task

bold trellis
fading sentinel
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oof my bad

fiery coral
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So ye

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Emhyr wasn't that bad

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Fucking Radowid was tho

thorny flume
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Lol ofc

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I killed him

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That scout with the turbine on his head

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Top notch character desigm

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N

lapis escarp
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can i get a mf naenae in the chat

thorny flume
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@proven saffron coincidentialy mgs4 was the only part i didnt play cause i cant emulate ps3 on pc, and I sold my ps3 before I could even think about buying mgs4 D:

proven saffron
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Oof

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I‘m sad I missed those games I‘m more fond of watching playthroughs than actually playing them myself, I think

thorny flume
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We have a very old nintendo super in our basement along with a ps2 and ps1

fiery coral
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Well Ps2 and 1 are like 10 Usd now

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So these aren't a problem to get

thorny flume
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I had about 1k roms on my nintendo

fiery coral
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The real question

proven saffron
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I mean, I could play them if I really wanted

fiery coral
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Do I need a magwell or do I not need a magwell

thorny flume
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I used to play 24/7 jurassic park rom XD

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As a kid

proven saffron
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But I lack the drive, I‘m ok with reading about them and watching gameplay and reviews

thorny flume
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Ahhh thats fine too

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Mg games are mostly about story anyway

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Gameplay is just for nostalgia and icons

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For example the boss

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Gave me the nostalgia everytime

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Box*

fiery coral
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I'm happy that witcher wasn't some PS exclusive

thorny flume
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Ofc

fiery coral
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Jeez I missed so many games because of that bullshit

thorny flume
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Ps exclusive is good for marketing but cmon

fiery coral
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Ye it is

thorny flume
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Mgs4 ps3 exclusive?

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Oof

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Thank god i have a ps4 now

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And an xbox one

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Tho an xbox one was probably a bad purchase

proven saffron
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You know, even though TPP gets slammed be every die-hard fan of the series I still like it

thorny flume
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I like it too cass

proven saffron
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I couldn‘t make much of it, if anything at all, having never played any MGs game

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But I still liked it

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I can get behind all this drama

thorny flume
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U should try older games

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Mgs1 u can play on pc for example

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Others u can emulate on ps2

proven saffron
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And even though you only dip finger-deep into a puddle I enjoyed it and was curious to learn more

thorny flume
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And ps1

proven saffron
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I‘m kinda on the fence about it

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Would probably like the games besides the dated graphics and gameplay

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So I‘m fine reading and watching

thorny flume
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If u ever decide to play the older games tell me so I play too and explain everything i know with each progress

proven saffron
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Too bad the series stops now after all the irl drama

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Just as they released the first mgs on pc

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great

fiery coral
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sippin on konami tears

proven saffron
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Everyone is happy seeing Kojima getting the deal with Sony

fiery coral
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Konami=nikita but not russian

thorny flume
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Cassius kojima was always partnered with sony

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Always

fiery coral
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*kojima

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Jeez

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Fucking 3 am

proven saffron
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But Konami released MGS5 for pc too

thorny flume
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It was bound to happen cause theyre both big japanese companies

proven saffron
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Now it‘s just him with an exclusive deal with Sony

thorny flume
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Well see if death stranding turns out to be as good as kojimas other work

proven saffron
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I‘m contemplating whether it would be worth to get a PS4 to play his next game but I really hate the limitations.

thorny flume
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Oof

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It is worth it actually

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With all these exclusives

proven saffron
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I‘ve looked around

thorny flume
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God of war 4 one of the best stories in games I have experineces

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EVER

proven saffron
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There‘s no games I can convince myself are worth to play for me

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I read about upcoming titles

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There‘s nothing there

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So many publishers who went bad

thorny flume
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Weird

fiery coral
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Horizon was wasted potential imo

proven saffron
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Gaming is almost dead for me as it is

fiery coral
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It could blow the fuck up

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But S O N Y

thorny flume
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Horizon fooked up cause of licensing didnt it

fiery coral
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Because it wasn't good enough and was an exclusive

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It missed a little bit

thorny flume
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Lol they had 1 toyots car in the game

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I rofled so hard

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Toyota

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I wanted a supra

proven saffron
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Just pissed but ofc they are making the titles exclusive why in earth‘s name would you play it on there instead of a 500-600€pc otherwise

thorny flume
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True that

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No can do

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Just marketing

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Gotta bare with it

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Also dont get xbox

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I happened to get it amidst the hype

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But its just pointless without exclusives

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The only reason im keeping that piece of trash is bohemia interractive is releasing an xbox exclusive

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And i like their games

fiery coral
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I love chinese shit

thorny flume
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Dont let red catch u saying that

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Lolololol

fiery coral
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I always get the products that are well or ok made

thorny flume
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Wait

fiery coral
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Tf's that

thorny flume
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A cheaper and faker amazon

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Ships mostly from china

fiery coral
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I don't use amazon in the first place

thorny flume
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Looool

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I bought a 3rd party x one controller from amazon

fiery coral
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It's pretty pointless to use ebay or amazon in a country that uses weak currency

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U can get the same shit somewhere else like on our ebay called allegro lol

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But cheaper

thorny flume
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Was pretty damn cool till the joystick fooking drifted off

proven saffron
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an xbox exclusive?

thorny flume
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Yeah

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Vigor

proven saffron
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you are a time traveler?

thorny flume
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XD

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Its fr

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Its a stupid move

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Rbh

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Tbh

proven saffron
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honestly i dunno about that game

thorny flume
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To do an exclusive on xbox one

proven saffron
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im seriously curious how microsoft makes a revenue with xbox nowadays

thorny flume
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The same people that made dayx

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Dayz*

proven saffron
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i dont even know what their market share is

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not gonna bash i dont even know the game

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or how they justify that step

thorny flume
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Xbox marketing is dying

proven saffron
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theyre gonna have their reasons

thorny flume
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But microsoft still thriving and gonna thrive even more, look at all the things they did for programmers

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All the services they providee

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D

fiery coral
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I want a radio in the fucking hideout and make the playlist for it

thorny flume
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Amen

fiery coral
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I hope nikita adds that shit in

thorny flume
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I wanna hang my guns and dogtags on the wall

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turns russian hardbass on radio

fiery coral
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Blyat

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And this

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Then u can add ur stupid hardbass

thorny flume
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Lololol

proven saffron
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im just gonna play africa by toto

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raids are stressful enough

fiery coral
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Nyet

proven saffron
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gotta relax in the hideout

fiery coral
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this is real relaxing russian blyat music

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Also tfw you watch how to remove a real gas block so you can mod ur dumb asg

thorny flume
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Why so meaaaan

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😭

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I would love to actually be able to add furniture to hideout

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Like carpets and chairs

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And tables

proven saffron
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yeah

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stuffed out usec carpets

thorny flume
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XD

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Trader mini figures

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Okay nvm thats cringe

proven saffron
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reshalas head on the wall

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nah

quaint stag
thorny flume
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Maska mask hanged

proven saffron
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i want a prapor action figure

quaint stag
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Yeah no I almost punched a wall once because these guys were dragging out a convo

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Idk why it angers me.

thorny flume
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@fiery coral we're fooked bud

quaint stag
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Give me $100 and I’ll make a prapor figure in 3 months.

fiery coral
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*spend his nice 100$ in under 3 months and disapear

thorny flume
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Give me 5 ledx and I make a bear stacked with gen4 and m4 and altyn figure

quaint stag
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Under 3 months more like 5 seconds

proven saffron
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if you press a button the prapor figure says

thorny flume
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@proven saffron mwah, spicy 10/10

proven saffron
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also a lifesize elvira figurine wearing a miniskirt

quaint stag
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Old elvira, not current

thorny flume
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Also a cringey pic of peacekeepr before weight lodd

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Loss*

proven saffron
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lol

quaint stag
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Peacekeeper*

thorny flume
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Sorry bad at typing in phone

proven saffron
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same

quaint stag
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Can we just have one day of Prapor and PK not having money again

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That was fun

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I’m on mobile though.

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Reeeee

thorny flume
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I had a nightmare yesterday

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I dreamt I was in interchange

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I was in one of the bathrooms

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Had an m4 with me

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Sat in a corner near the toilet and footsteps were getting closer

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I was scared shitless

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The door opened slowly and guess who peaked out at me

quaint stag
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Nikita...?

thorny flume
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Peacekeeper before weight loss carrying s burger in one hand and a glock in the other

quaint stag
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What the fuck.

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See

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I wish I could dream like that

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I’ve gotten to the point where I can “control” the little dreams I have

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It’s not always bad, though. I once dreamt the premise of Predator (EFT) over the course of a week

thorny flume
quaint stag
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I remember that.

thorny flume
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Peacekeeper boiio

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Been attending the treadmills in labs in the 10 min mark

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So doesnt get shot

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By a raider

cold swan
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He is a raider

rotund osprey
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Okay I've got some 100$ packages and ready to transfer, who makes Trader figurines?

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tbh WHO MAKES FENCE?

river sundial
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new leaks

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bois

thick smelt
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derp

silk trail
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That's just somebody running an emulator so they have access to all the items in the game (completed or not). I bet that double barrel is still broken as fuck and that golden balaclava is the 100,000 durability armor class 10 dev balaclava.

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The name dust2 is probably just a map placeholder name

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The UBGL was in the game before and pretty broken as well causing lots of crashing. Probably still does there. That emulator will only be offline anyways.

bronze sphinx
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i think hes fairly batshit crazy but he can debate guns with the best of em

rotund osprey
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Just found Discord Nitro is introducing Mafia The city of Lost Heaven... Gotta DL this time (though I have one package)
I have some games from Nitro, yet I'm looking for some single-player, deep-story games. Anybody has recommendations?

bold trellis
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Mafia 2

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sekiro is coming in a few days

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half life 1/2

rotund osprey
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I already have Mafia 1, 2, and 3. But not half-life.
I'll look for, thanks!

sterile scroll
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Does anybody have any recommendations on modern Russian or Soviet books by Osprey?

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As in army wise.

grizzled cosmos
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@rotund osprey don't buy original half life 1 or source, get Black Mesa.

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It's OG half life but better in every way

jagged field
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@silk trail was the double barrel actually ever in the game?

grizzled cosmos
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In tarkov? Yeah, it was.

jagged field
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oh

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i though only in the onw trailer by now

bold trellis
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Mikhail is right about black mesa, hl1 so nostalgic though

real summit
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BFV Battle Royale

proven saffron
smoky grotto
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@proven saffron u stealin all i got huh?

proven saffron
smoky grotto
grizzled cosmos
vocal folio
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dude you know on one cares

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right
towards that shit whineberg notu

bold trellis
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👀

odd saddle
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Keep it forever

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UwU me want

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@blazing night thank you comrade

vocal folio
slow imp
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Why tf did I get 32 pings??

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lemme guess, wein?

rare onyx
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Yes

fringe trellis
grizzled cosmos
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Good lord ...

slow imp
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@fringe trellis That's what you get for being an olive oil dealer

fringe trellis
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whoever setup bots tho needs to be fired!

slow imp
rare onyx
pliant zenith
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@smoky grotto dude unblock me.....

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wth

smoky grotto
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yikes

smoky grotto
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Is there still gonna be good amounts of wipes after release

bold trellis
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after release there will be no wipes

hallow urchin
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YEET

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what if the economy breaks

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through

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economy breaking methods

rare onyx
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I'd assume they will have seasonal things that are optional even though it may divide player base

hallow urchin
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optional?

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how do u make optional wipes

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maybe they just wipe certain people

rare onyx
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No seasonal gameplay

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Separate server...

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Thar starts fresh

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Goal is to...reach something first or if you die you lose idk

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You will be given option to wipe your own acct I'm sure

odd saddle
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Ok soo guys

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I'm trying to make a list of parts but with a Intel CPU this time

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Would a Cooler Master Hyper 212 do well enough for a i5-8600k?

vocal folio
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@odd saddle

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Yeah that will be fine the that cpu doesnt run stupid hot

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well not that hot at all much

quaint stag
vocal folio
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lol

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pleb

quaint stag
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Tbh I should start eating breakfast

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Haven’t in years

vocal folio
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yeah same

odd saddle
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Breakfast? Holy shiet I forgot that existed

thorny flume
#

My breakfest is lunch break at work

quaint stag
odd saddle
#

Wot

#

How

mint osprey
#

Hello Chat

cold tapir
#

hi

quaint stag
#

Hola

proven saffron
#

Hey Paul

spring solstice
#

hey, could anyone be kind enought o send me the ammo chart?

fiery coral
#

Wrong chat

bold trellis
#

That's fine for here

thorny flume
#

@proven saffron If you wanna watch, I'll be streaming MGS1 in a few days

#

I'll try to 4k it too

#

When I get a day off

proven saffron
#

Neat, I'd tune in

thorny flume
#

Time to take a break from tarkov

#

Lol

earnest sluice
proven saffron
#

monkax big if true

bold trellis
#

it isnt true lol

thorny flume
#

XD

proven saffron
#

You're trying to tell me Russians can't catch ricochet rounds in mid-air? peepothink

thorny flume
#

Russians can do anything

steep sparrow
#

just checked that is possible

earnest sluice
#

its legit

steep sparrow
#

fucking ruskies

proven saffron
#

well I guess GTB owes me a pint now

thorny flume
#

He's broke

#

I'll gibe instead

#

Lol

steep sparrow
#

whats gibe thinking aboot

thorny flume
#

Gibe is thinking about free roam tarkov

#

Gibe is a big dreamer

fiery coral
#

50 euros=making ur asg not ugly=worth it

#

China numba 1

proven saffron
#

No Chinese weapons in EFT Pepehands

misty remnant
#

NO

thorny flume
#

;-;

misty remnant
#

CHINESE WEAPONS NECESSARY

thorny flume
#

But I wanted a type bullpup

proven saffron
#

No Nippon Arisaka PepeHands

misty remnant
#

CHINA NUMBA 1

thorny flume
#

Idk u anymore cass

#

Chinese weps

#

Need to be in tarkov

misty remnant
#

DONT SAY JAPAN AS A NOUN AND PUT ARISAKA BY IT

#

weaboo level linguist

#

weaboo level 300

proven saffron
fiery coral
#

I meant chinese furniture for asg but okay

misty remnant
#

Give me type 95

thorny flume
fiery coral
#

Idk if it is all chinese

misty remnant
#

I will use it forever

thorny flume
#

Type 95

proven saffron
#

Nono, Midnight, I want some fried chicken in Tarkov

thorny flume
#

REEEE

proven saffron
#

YES! HYPER

misty remnant
#

type 95

#

GIVE ME TYPE 95 WITH THE RAILS

thorny flume
#

Ooo nice

#

I'm gonna make a fried chicken tarkov meme

#

Just for cass cheeki

proven saffron
#

thx

#

I love fried chicken

misty remnant
#

HNnnnggg

proven saffron
#

We deffo need fried chicken wings in Tarkov

#

With a nice animation to go with them

misty remnant
#

no

fiery coral
#

I want some

misty remnant
#

only usec would eat them

fiery coral
#

Haven't had wingies in 4 years or so

thorny flume
#

@proven saffron eating KFC in hideout on a chair intensifies

#

with calm music

misty remnant
#

give borsche in bottle

#

in paste tube

#

give me tubed radish soup

fiery coral
#

FINLANDIA SHOTS

proven saffron
#

calm music still plays while the panel/camera shifted to the closed toilet door in your hideout

thorny flume
#

XD

#

LOL

#

I actually make fried chicken irl

#

My friends are in love with it

misty remnant
#

its easy and tasty

proven saffron
#

Damn...

thorny flume
#

@proven saffron Wanna try? 🐧

proven saffron
#

Sure

fiery coral
#

Grupa krovi plays while my pmc is smoking a 100 usd cigar because I am rich and eats halva and blins

#

This is hideout

thorny flume
#

I wanna invite friends to hideout

fiery coral
#

You know what we need

thorny flume
#

So we russian hardbass all night

fiery coral
#

WE NEED SEMECHKI

misty remnant
#

I want to invite people to hideout for butt fun

fiery coral
#

And a 2 minute animation of eating them

misty remnant
#

👀

thorny flume
#

No

#

Tushunka massacre

misty remnant
#

Also shashlik

thorny flume
#

Tushunka carnage

fiery coral
#

Why are you gae

#

Shashlik is boring

thorny flume
#

I am not gay

#

No, you are gay

proven saffron
#

no real slav hideout without foot-tall covered in seed remains

fiery coral
#

Semechli blyat

#

*semechki

misty remnant
#

we’d always go out on the streets

proven saffron
#

yup!

fiery coral
#

Also you can make semechki halva

misty remnant
#

in muslim areas in china

#

and get their lamb shishkabobs

thorny flume
#

Shishkababs yummmmmm

misty remnant
#

😍

proven saffron
#

I'm still waiting for someone to invite me to an authentic Texas BBQ

thorny flume
#

Israeli kebab is almost as good as Turkish

misty remnant
#

shashlik isnt that much different its basically the same thing with more stuff on them

fiery coral
#

Why would you develop such a long name for them

#

We just call them kebab

thorny flume
#

Arabs do kebabs the best

misty remnant
#

reeee

fiery coral
#

Kebab is kebab

misty remnant
#

give me the vigorously

#

cumin-seasoned meats

fiery coral
#

There is kebab with thick or not thick tortilla (other breadish thing)

#

Spicy or not

#

And with lamb or chicken

#

No more kebabs

#

All types of kebabs listed

thorny flume
#

@proven saffron How are the BBQs in texas?

misty remnant
#

they’re ok

#

I lived 5 years in tx

proven saffron
#

I don't know but I've watched too many American BBQ vids on YouTube

fiery coral
#

Ohh actually

proven saffron
#

Where they go on a tour and into several restaurants

fiery coral
#

Western people can u tell me

thorny flume
#

Did you watch Gordon Ramsay's perfect burger?

fiery coral
#

Wtf is bbq

proven saffron
#

nop

misty remnant
#

who doesnt watch gordon

proven saffron
#

barbeque @fiery coral

fiery coral
#

I know

thorny flume
proven saffron
#

oh mb

thorny flume
#

My friend managed to do this correctly

proven saffron
#

sorry its late for me

fiery coral
#

But I don't know what the actuall word means

thorny flume
#

It was PERFECT

fiery coral
#

2:28 am here

#

Late u say

thorny flume
#

Kirly

#

Day offs?

fiery coral
#

Kiryłow responding no

#

Sickness

thorny flume
#

Oh yeah

#

I'm goin back to work tomorrow

fiery coral
#

Wild ł appears

thorny flume
#

Long shifts sadly

#

I can't wait to try out mass effect games

#
  • I'll stream MGS1 again
silk trail
#

I played ME2 and ME3. Both were a lot of fun. If you like them play Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic as well.

thorny flume
#

Did u play ME1?

#

Im downloading it now, gonna start from zero

cerulean falcon
silk trail
#

No, I don't think I played ME1

proven saffron
#

He put seasoning on the onions too?

thorny flume
#

Omg cassius

proven saffron
#

This Gordon guy isn't alright in the head

thorny flume
#

I drip hard whenever I see that vid

#

XD

proven saffron
#

Is he seasoning the buns too?

thorny flume
#

Oof

#

My friend did that to the burger

fiery coral
#

It is perfect

thorny flume
#

I mean he practically copied

#

Pasted it onto the table

misty remnant
#

”This gordon guy”

thorny flume
#

Still, none of my friends are as good as me at fried chicken

earnest sluice
#

I'm from Texas

#

BBQ is our breakfest

thorny flume
#

Holy moly

earnest sluice
thorny flume
#

I don't even eat breakfast

#

I do brunch

proven saffron
#

500iq

thorny flume
#

XD

proven saffron
#

i eat whatever really

#

but yeah i skip breakfast when i have a normal routine

thorny flume
#

I feel like I would puke if I ate breakfast tbh

proven saffron
#

yup

#

same

#

i cant down anything in the morning

thorny flume
#

I get super in the mood to eat in work shifts

fiery coral
#

Same

proven saffron
#

especially when feeling groggy

fiery coral
#

Actually

#

Are there any non jewish people in isreal

thorny flume
#

Ofc

#

21% of the pop are arabs

fiery coral
#

forgot these

thorny flume
#

Theres a few russians

#

1%

#

And ethiopians and east asians

#

Part of the 1%

fiery coral
#

I would say 'russians'

thorny flume
#

The rest jews

proven saffron
#

Israel is deffo on the travel list

fiery coral
#

Because probably they are kazach or uzbek

thorny flume
#

Niiice

fiery coral
#

Idk what to see in israeli

thorny flume
#

I can recommend u a lot of good tourism spots cassius

#

If u ever need a guide around

proven saffron
#

Guess before it I'll visit all it's arch-enemies otherwise I'll never get entry there

fiery coral
#

Maybe animals like palesti

proven saffron
#

Because if they see the David Star in your passport markings

#

You better run

thorny flume
#

XD

#

Why cant u enter?

#

Germany and Israel have good relations

fiery coral
#

Ye lol

#

Palesti don't exist

thorny flume
#

It does actually, well very little of it

#

Lemme show you a map

#

The outlined with black spots are what u would call palestine

#

Only arabs live there

proven saffron
#

@thorny flume no, what I mean is that if you get a stamp in your passport at Israeli border customs, you will have difficulties entering an Arab country.

fiery coral
#

Which

proven saffron
#

Because they look for Israeli markings.

thorny flume
#

@proven saffron Did u plan to enter arab countries in the first place?

#

I wouldn't rly wanna travel anywhere near them tbh

fiery coral
#

I mean

proven saffron
#

Not really but I wouldn't outright not consider it

fiery coral
#

Syria and jordan might get u killed

thorny flume
#

Not might

#

They will

fiery coral
#

Well

thorny flume
#

Israel is fairly peaceful

#

But all the neighbouring countries hate it cause it's not arab

#

Lol

fiery coral
#

Entering ukraine might kill u but entering donbass will kill you if you know what I mean

proven saffron
#

Yeah let's not go too deep into that subject x)

thorny flume
#

I agree

proven saffron
#

Yup @fiery coral

fiery coral
#

Just be careful

uncut surge
#

my net just cut out so this response is delayed but;

thorny flume
#

I heard Russia isnt exactly nice to live in

uncut surge
#

i think Alpha backers should be allowed into a test server. Not just EOD, but in general.

fiery coral
#

Russia is a weird place

uncut surge
#

Listen to the people who bought the game based on your vision - not the vision of some streamer during it's COD phase

fiery coral
#

The russia problem is that there is a fuck ton of poor people and milionaires

uncut surge
#

ya'll mind if i black snow?

fiery coral
#

So if you are russian you are probably poor

thorny flume
#

Also cass, I can recommend u a lot of good tourism spots

#

If u ever decide to visit

fiery coral
#

But if you are russian and you have a decent job and payment then it's just like any other place

thorny flume
#

And the right restaurants if u ever decide to go to any

#

Yeah kirylow

#

The health care system is pretty good there tho

#

Better than America's

fiery coral
#

russian still use sulfo-antibiotics

#

They know something we don't

thorny flume
#

Lol

fiery coral
#

Ai-2 has these I am pretty sure

#

And ai-4 too

thorny flume
#

Ahhhh forgot my steam passwrod man 😦

fiery coral
#

Oof

thorny flume
#

Cant get GRID 2 for free for a while now lol

fiery coral
#

Also there aren't many people in russia

thorny flume
#

Whaaa

fiery coral
#

So you pretty much have 3 choices if you want a big city

thorny flume
#

All this size

#

Little people

fiery coral
#

Under 150million

#

For such a huge country it is nothing

thorny flume
#

That's good

fiery coral
#

Half of the us

#

Well

#

But you have like 5 rly big cities there

thorny flume
#

Moscow obviously

fiery coral
#

Novosybirsk moscow yekaterinburg peter and volgograd

#

Sybirsk has a problem...

thorny flume
#

Is it true Russia is packed with nuclear devices/

#

?

fiery coral
#

THAT IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

#

Yes it is

silent lake
#

Hey Cass

fiery coral
#

Russia has more bombs than us

#

Or around the same

silent lake
#

Is BergWein fixed

fiery coral
#

Ofc nukes

thorny flume
#

Weinberg is no more

fiery coral
#

So ye

thorny flume
#

At least for now

fiery coral
#

Yekate is just boring

silent lake
#

Damn, he made me feel special

thorny flume
#

What'd he say?

#

XD

fiery coral
#

And peter has a mosquite and climate problem

#

*mosquito

thorny flume
#

@fiery coral heard about that

silent lake
#

Hmm today I will get pinged by Weinberg 100000 times

#

I admin UEFT

proven saffron
#

Heyo Joyce

silent lake
#

Heyo Cass

proven saffron
#

He was here too

#

A couple hours ago

silent lake
#

He is only here now

#

I saw the pings

#

He cockblocked me

thorny flume
#

Weinberg....Will always stay in our hearts

#

We love you weinberg

#

❤

quaint stag
#

Joyce

#

Check partner chat

#

Reeee

fiery coral
#

At some point he is gonna setup an army of bots

quaint stag
#

He’s already set up small battalion’s worth of alts

thorny flume
#

It is rumored that he did 200 alts in the unofficial, how does he get so much money to buy 200 tarkov accounts?

uncut surge
#

the two arent corresponding.

fiery coral
#

So ye only volgograd and moscow are the options unless someone likes getting butfucked by -temperatures then feel free to got to murmans or archangielsk

thorny flume
#

Does it ever got hot in Russia tho?

fiery coral
#

Which is why I'm certain about moving to russia

#

Well yes but no

#

But I am Polish

#

So it is the same for me

thorny flume
#

I might move to Canada

quaint stag
#

@thorny flume he’s only making discord alts, not game Alts

fiery coral
#

*not certain

silk trail
#

Canada is nice

thorny flume
#

@quaint stag You would have to verify u have the game to enter unofficial

quaint stag
#

Only for full access

#

Unverified people still have access to basic chats

thorny flume
#

Oh yh

fiery coral
#

So many choices

thorny flume
#

Not the case for me, my mind is just set on Canada

#

Used to want to go to sweden but meh

fiery coral
#

Canada sweden US UK Russia

thorny flume
#

US

#

Ew

#

Dont wanna live there

fiery coral
#

Some states are okay

bold trellis
#

us is great

thorny flume
#

Some stats yeah

fiery coral
#

But not UK

bold trellis
#

we have everything you want somewhere

quaint stag
#

Somewhere.

bold trellis
#

its a big place

thorny flume
#

Canada's health care is mwah 10/10

silk trail
#

The US is one of the few countries where the life expectancy is dropping

#

nty

quaint stag
#

^

vocal folio
#

thanks illegals

#

wait

fiery coral
#

UK is like the State of us that was so retarded it grown wings and placed itself over france to annoy people living there

thorny flume
#

Lol

#

Israel is just too expensive honestly

bold trellis
#

everythings cheap in america

thorny flume
#

Like I'm doing very very good with my job and getting good salary

#

But like

fiery coral
#

Poland is just too poor

thorny flume
#

I feel like Canada has a better living condition

silk trail
#

Where are you living right now Nameless?

thorny flume
#

Israel

#

Ofc

silk trail
#

Ah

fiery coral
#

I mean in my case I kinda compare canada and sweden and russia and US

vocal folio
#

israel #1 in the middle east

thorny flume
#

^^

fiery coral
#

Russia and US are big ass countries with everything u want and canada and sweden just have good conditions

thorny flume
#

Definately

#

At least it's people don't start wars with each other over stupid reasons

#

Like the arab countries

fiery coral
#

I mean they tried

bold trellis
#

Us conditions are good and bad

fiery coral
#

Arabs rly tried to get yo ass

silk trail
#

Canada only has one country worth naming bordering it and we have fantastic relations, which is nice.

bold trellis
#

just depends where you go

thorny flume
#

Well they could go kill themselves lol

bold trellis
#

you go to boston or cleveland, detroit

#

then youre fucked

silk trail
#

(We also border France because of a split island btw)

bold trellis
#

but you go somewhere like cincinati or small rural places then youre good

thorny flume
#

We have good military and are prepared for these suckers

fiery coral
#

Well Sweden is bordering Sweden no2 and Russia no2

#

Lmao

#

But idk if that is a good thing

bold trellis
#

america military is, well you know

fiery coral
#

More borders more options

silk trail
#

Only thing you have to watch out for in Canada are the Moose. They're out to get ya.

thorny flume
#

America is like Israel's mommy

#

Lol

fiery coral
#

America military is big and has a lot of flying things

bold trellis
#

and boats

fiery coral
#

Ye and that

bold trellis
#

spooky boats

fiery coral
#

Atomic energy sp00ky

#

Ohh actually hear me out

bold trellis
#

I think our military funding is going up

#

or did

#

Which is a bit far

vocal folio
#

no

bold trellis
#

I dont watch politics much

fiery coral
#

Here they blocked building of an atomic power plant because scary atomic energy

bold trellis
#

not my thing

thorny flume
#

I read a recent documentary that soliders in the US army are getting more fatter than before and are having a harder time completing military enlistment and training

silk trail
#

If you're going to move to Canada just keep in mind it's a huge melting pot. In the electronics store I work in English is not the first language of over half the people I meet. Right now there's a lot of Jamaican and Syrian immigration.

fiery coral
#

XD

#

Nah america is evolving

vocal folio
#

oof

thorny flume
#

@silk trail Expected that

fiery coral
#

6 feet of fat can stop a 9mm

#

They are getting there u know

thorny flume
#

@silk trail Canada doesn't have a grudge against anyone and protects its own people, excellent place to live in

bold trellis
#

the prime minister says people kind insead of man kind

silk trail
#

I have to explain daily that no, I can't negotiate the prices in the store and no, the tax is added ontop of the listed price because so many of the people coming in are from other countries recently.

bold trellis
#

thats still funny lol

fiery coral
#

People kind oh no

silk trail
#

@thorny flume I mean, Saudi Arabia isn't doing to hot in our eyes right now lol. They threatened a 9/11 style attack on us.

fiery coral
#

Grade under A literally made a joke that man kind is offensive

#

I mean...

thorny flume
#

Saudi threatens everyone who doesnt have their interests

#

They can all go kill themselves

#

Greedy corrupted bastards

#

They hate other arab countries even tho they are arabs themselves

silk trail
#

And they cut off the funding for every Saudi student in Canada and ordered them to come back because they didn't like us when we told them to fuck off after the 9/11 comment lol.

fiery coral
#

Lmao

thorny flume
#

You know

#

Fuck most arab countries, the bad ones

fiery coral
#

That is basically lithuania (northern Poland) for us

bold trellis
#

try not to get too negative yall

fiery coral
#

Or ukrainians but these have their own problems

#

Like

thorny flume
#

the 21% arabs in Israel refuse to live in peace and "want their land fully" back

#

Aka kick out all Jews

silk trail
#

Just remember that no matter where you go to live, nothing will be perfect, so don't expect perfection.

fiery coral
#

Almost every country around us hates us or we hate them

thorny flume
#

And everyone else

#

Including russians and asians

fiery coral
#

Hmm

#

Now when I think about it

#

We have something in common with israel

vocal folio
#

Reform the PLC

#

duh

#

MPGA

bold trellis
#

Dont get too political pls

fiery coral
#

All bordering countries would like us to not exist or vice versa except for these sweet fuckers down there

thorny flume
#

This is general cmooon

#

No one's offended

fiery coral
#

It isn't even politics

#

It's social stuff ?

#

Kinda

vocal folio
#

muh Polish Lithuanian commonwealth

silk trail
#

The MPGA comment was like, a little political.

bold trellis
#

Im not stopping you, just reminding to not go too far

fiery coral
#

commonwealth

#

You mean that we rescued them right

thorny flume
#

Anyway folks, gotta go to sleep for real now