general-chat

[velvet plover]

This is also a method

[obsidian pendant]

You ain’t if you you’re hungry

[nocturne vortex]

I enjoy tarkov

[velvet plover]

Sadist

[wide apex]

ooookkk bud

[nocturne vortex]

Cuz i only play it with friends

[tranquil osprey]

When I lost 100lbs a few years back, I basically did the same. I still drank energy drinks but I cut out drinking anything with calories. So I wouldnt say it was necessarily healthier but it was better on my waist lol

[light rampart]

said nobody ever

[cobalt tendon]

They’ll fall off soon don’t worry

[vapid kernel]

and some people are into cbt

[nocturne vortex]

Sadist is someone who enjoys pain on others? I thought

[wide apex]

awww heell naw

[worthy star]

I have 4k hours on Tarkov and I fucking hate it

[cobalt tendon]

I just played was fun tbh

[velvet plover]

Yeah that's where so many people go wrong, drinking their calories away

[nocturne vortex]

I drink water

[velvet plover]

Masochist* it's early okay

[cobalt tendon]

LMAO

[vapid kernel]

hope you recover

[velvet plover]

It's like 7am

[nocturne vortex]

Its 12am silly

[cobalt tendon]

Oh no I’m mentally ill

[worthy star]

In britland maybe

[nocturne vortex]

🙀

[still comet]

A quick warning to the other Unheard edition players, if you equip the unheard radio transmitter thing and kill scavs / scav bosses you will lose rep if they werent aggro on you

[velvet plover]

In the real world

[worthy star]

We go by bald eagle here son

[sweet rain]

who here likes jinx the cat?

[cobalt tendon]

Lmao

[worthy star]

Its currently two bald eagles next to 12 bald eagles

[still comet]

I just lost 1 full fense rep on PMC for killing killa from 100~ meters away

[nocturne vortex]

My friend calls me mentally L 😔

[velvet plover]

But many bald eagles are there in a year

[cobalt tendon]

That’s a good one

[velvet plover]

[tranquil osprey]

depends, leap year or not?

[nocturne vortex]

Its really funny

[worthy star]

8760 bald eagles

[velvet plover]

That's a lot of birbs

[nocturne vortex]

Its also funny when he just calls me slurs 😭

[craggy tide]

Guys BRAND NEW HIDEOUTCAT with the brand new SIGMA WOLF EDITION FOR ONLY $999 and you get absolutely FUCK ALL ELSE! also it's 1099 if you didn't have unheard.

[nocturne vortex]

??hideoutcat

[worthy star]

Everyone talks about you behind your back at your job

[cobalt tendon]

LMFAO

[craggy tide]

I wish I had a job

[velvet plover]

No you don't

[nocturne vortex]

Tf did they get rid of hifeoutcat command @velvet plover

[craggy tide]

Education is stinky, so are exams

[velvet plover]

Working for a living socks

[worthy star]

You don’t

[formal valve]

If bsg released the hideout cat as a $25 mtx all on its own it would have made them bank with no controversy lol

[cobalt tendon]

And to their face

[tranquil osprey]

I dont mind being made fun of for using an imperial measuring system. I just dont want to hear it from people who weigh themselves in stones!

[cobalt tendon]

True honestly

[velvet plover]

Fuck knows

[crisp elm]

Running Rusted Bloody Key - Streets room 8 room for 2 more

[nocturne vortex]

I may have to start a seperate movement

[craggy tide]

Id rather work for money so I can go the stripped club, where I was straight up jorking it. By it lets just say my peantis

[nocturne vortex]

??ping

[formal valve]

[nocturne vortex]

Is bot just dead

??p2w

[sweet rain]

ye

[craggy tide]

Quick blame geller

[nocturne vortex]

Oh okay phew

[sweet rain]

pay 100$ to fix the bot

[nocturne vortex]

Fuck

[worthy star]

Straight up jorkin it, my peanits that is

[nocturne vortex]

Okay vortexself

[craggy tide]

That's skibidi my friend

[worthy star]

Vortex/razor are my pronouns

[nocturne vortex]

I was resprcting them ofc

[craggy tide]

I've got toptier pronouns

[worthy star]

And I appreciate that

[crisp elm]

Running Rusted Bloody Key - Streets room 8 room for 2 more (The Door) Task, last call

[tidal wing]

I just collected my bitcoin from hideout and it ain't even in my stash?

[worthy star]

They said I could become anything so I became a 3lbs vortex razor hd gen 2

[nocturne vortex]

Eated it sorry <3

[prime storm]

Since 1946 iv shit my pants and let it crust and showed my friends the stinky mess I made in them and I get treated like I stinkyed my undies and not only my panties

[unborn pulsar]

oh my

[sweet rain]

i was gonna eat it

[tidal wing]

ong

[unborn pulsar]

theres no spam

[nocturne vortex]

Theres a lil left

[sweet rain]

LETS GOOOOO

[craggy tide]

Most sane rust player

[tulip viper]

wow there's no spam here wtf can we spread this love to the EFT chat?

[nocturne vortex]

#eft-chat #eft-chat-2

[earnest obsidian]

Because

[craggy tide]

Nope, they too demented over there

[prime storm]

How you know….😔

[unborn pulsar]

no i dont want to touch those channels until its over lmao

[craggy tide]

Pfp is clear giveaway

[tulip viper]

well shit i'm just going to kick it here then cuz if I see another SINCE 2016... i'mma barf

[worthy star]

Those channels are gonna be dusted for awhile lmao

[sweet rain]

nah bro hoooooow

[prime storm]

I spent my life in that game for it to become dog poop

[unborn pulsar]

SINCE 2016

[craggy tide]

New update that ass cheeks?

[worthy star]

EFT chat 1 and 2 are basically the glowing sea from fallout

Sure you can go there, but you’ll probably get cancer.

[neat wyvern]

Fuck Nikita

[sweet rain]

Minigun!

[prime storm]

I quit 2 years ago I had like 5k hours when I quit

[craggy tide]

Woah I don't think he'd consent to that one

[nocturne vortex]

Not as bad as this for sure

[craggy tide]

Yikes

[wide ingot]

in the stripped club, where I was straight up jorking it. By it lets just say my peantis

[nocturne vortex]

For 250$ he would

[craggy tide]

HAHAH

Does operator remove chat cool down wtf lol

[nocturne vortex]

No

[unborn pulsar]

why u still in this discord then? not like talking trash or anything I just wanna know why ur still in here

[craggy tide]

We're talking about rust.

[nocturne vortex]

I have to wait as long as you all 😔

[worthy star]

4k hours here, uninstalled same day they updated. I ain’t reinstalling.

[sweet rain]

i cant wait to get an armband for eod.

[worthy star]

Community cool tho.

[craggy tide]

Ay carumba

The new armband is a poop emoji but it's like 8 pixels btw

[unborn pulsar]

I like rust I get called Hard R every time i get killed

[still comet]

eod or unheard

[sweet rain]

❤️

[craggy tide]

EOD

[cobalt tendon]

I am a basic edition purist

[worthy star]

“You can’t hurt me with something I call myself in the mirror every day”

[nocturne vortex]

Bless your soul 🙏

[unborn pulsar]

BRUH

[sweet rain]

should make it an Crown

[worthy star]

[cobalt tendon]

Should get an award tbh

[nocturne vortex]

They should make it a picture of a cat

[prime storm]

I like the people!

[prime storm]

Don’t it’s terrible

[nocturne vortex]

So true queen

[sweet rain]

👑

this the new armband. trust.

[worthy star]

Hackers are getting into offline raids and killing people now lmao

[sweet rain]

fr?

[worthy star]

That’s what my buddy told me, I have no idea how true that is lmfao

[nocturne vortex]

Ive heard that alot so

It would be hilarious if true

[unborn pulsar]

its not true at all they cant just join the same server

[worthy star]

He was whining about it earlier, so I assumed it was a big thing or something

[summer swan]

anyone playing coop?

[haughty wigeon]

lol, is it confirmed? 😄

[worthy star]

No idea I love spreading misinformation

My buddy keeps up on this stuff though, but he's malding about it more than me.

[haughty wigeon]

that el_dee dude is known for talking shit afaik

[frigid oriole]

cheaters apparently can also get into peoples' pve games, vacuum up all the loot and transfer it to regular game for rmt

[scarlet zealot]

I’m thinking the new EoD armband will be a flaccid penis outline, or maybe just a severed one wrapped around your arm, and the clothes will be a leather harness and a Gimp suit outfit

[unborn pulsar]

not true at all

[craggy tide]

Chat I have an exam today am I cooked

[unborn pulsar]

what is the exam on?

[sweet rain]

big ol dick on the back

[worthy star]

Im on like 7 hours of sleep in 3 days from a camping trip

[craggy tide]

Music Technology

[unborn pulsar]

yeah ur pretty cooked

[craggy tide]

Tbf I scored an 80 percent in a past paper

[scarlet zealot]

Tactical Poncho for the Escape from Tarkov Border Edition

[unborn pulsar]

score an 80 again

[craggy tide]

That was like a week ago

[worthy star]

Honestly if I keep myself awake longer I think my third eye will open, and ill see the secrets of the universe

[craggy tide]

If I get an A I'm buying a lottery ticket 💀

[worthy star]

Might just push through

[still comet]

music technology as in a bullshit class or the class that doesnt sound too hard but iss really fucking hard

[sweet rain]

make it 100$

[frigid oriole]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1cfdeeg/turns_out_cheaters_can_loot_pve_servers_and_post/

[craggy tide]

As in the class that doesn't sound too hard but is really fucking hard

[still comet]

its joever

[craggy tide]

Nah I gyat this

My teachers the goat so he taught well trust 🙏

[still comet]

teacher is about to hit you with the "IN ALL MY YEARS OF TEACHING - I HAVE NEVER HAD A CLASS SCORE THIS LOW"

[craggy tide]

Nah because we get the results in AUGUST

The entirety of Scottish students doing music tech are sitting this exam today

[unborn pulsar]

u shouldnt believe everything u see yes its a tweet but it has 0 proof of anything

[craggy tide]

Sqa got me fucked up

[frigid oriole]

that guy is more believable than a Psycho chimp on discord

[scarlet zealot]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet, and tell lies?

[unborn pulsar]

u do know that this tweet was posted on april 26th its now April 29th

[cobalt tendon]

The internet never lies

[scarlet zealot]

I read that in an old Leonardo DaVinci journal

[unborn pulsar]

clearly nothing has happened nor any leaks of this

[cobalt tendon]

I knew that guy

[unborn pulsar]

hes my dad

[cobalt tendon]

Brother?

[scarlet zealot]

Wow I used to do your dad’s lawn?

[unborn pulsar]

uhhhh no for brother and yes for lawn

[cobalt tendon]

What the flip

[unborn pulsar]

U were adopted

[cobalt tendon]

I KNEW IT

[nocturne vortex]

D:

[worthy star]

Get up cocksuckahs, salute your flag 🇺🇸🫡

[frigid oriole]

sure thing 🫡 🇪🇺

[worthy star]

🫡 🇪🇺

[slate jasper]

dumb new player question, do you guys think the new ground zero start will make some guns better early on from now on?
talking stuff like AKS-74U, SKS, ADAR, etc being better guns to use early on due to their relatively accessible vendor mods

[frigid oriole]

but they're already the best early guns

[slate jasper]

fair enough, in past wipes i would religiously use PS ammo in an SKS with 20-round mags, before upgrading to an OP-SKS with a proper scope

now thats not an option, so i had to get a bit creative

then i saw the new pilgrim rails for AKS-74U and had a bit of fun checking out the mods for it

[worthy star]

Grab m4 and spray face👍🏻

[slate jasper]

then i saw how dogshit 5.45x39 ammo is and cried

[mint fractal]

What level is the M80 locked behind?

[tranquil osprey]

3

[slate jasper]

i realize the recoil model changed, but i am incredibly traumatized from firing one bullet and winding up shooting into the stratosphere on woods, and generally being unable to hit anything im not literally barrel stuffing

[mint fractal]

Pastor level 3?

[spare cave]

WHAT

[mint fractal]

?

[slate jasper]

prapor found jesus

[spare cave]

XDD

[mint fractal]

Thx

[slate jasper]

its either Prapor or Peacekeeper, and M80 strikes me as more of a Peacekeeper ammo category

[spare cave]

Its PK

[slate jasper]

maybe Skier or Jaeger

[spare cave]

Peacekeeper lvl 3 after Revision - Lighthouse

[mint fractal]

There is M80 and the tracer m69

Which one is bester

[slate jasper]

Peacekeeper typically carries western stuff, Prapor has russian stuff, Skier is a mix of russian and western, and Mechanic is all about those mods and kitted out guns

??ammo

not sure if thats a command, give me a sec to find the wiki page

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Ballistics
https://tarkov.dev/ammo/

[worthy star]

I’m like a super skinny dude, and when I magdump my AR in full auto it barely moves. No reason a jacked PMC should be staring at the sky after 15 rounds of full auto lmfao

[slate jasper]

the old recoil model was dogshit, thank god they changed it to what it is now

[north mica]

That was my exact argument lol. I'm still in highschool, and I can control recoil better than the old M4 stats

[spare cave]

M62 has higher pen with less damage

• tracer

[mint fractal]

I see...

[slate jasper]

the ammo in EFT is on a scale between "high armor penetration, low flesh damage" and "low armor penetration, high flesh damage"

[spare cave]

Also its peacekeeper 4

[mint fractal]

No qu'est?

[spare cave]

No

[mint fractal]

Very good

I like

[slate jasper]

trader levels are increased by gaining reputation and buying/selling items with them

[mint fractal]

Really? Selling?

[twilit bluff]

honestly thought it was only through quest rewards never noticed that

[bronze parcel]

why are the pve servers so fucking laggy

[modest echo]

they "dont have the server capacity"

[bronze parcel]

oh yea

also fuck these ai pmcs and there aimbot i came to pve to escape the cheaters not face npcs with even better ainm

[north mica]

Same issue they had with Arena. It runs on a completely different server setup, and it's gonna take a bit to build up.

[north mica]

It did just drop, it'll take a bit before everything is configured correctly

[zinc spruce]

Sure can’t wait for Arena Breakout

[north mica]

I wouldn't place your luck on that either. It's very p2w. Spent over a hundy on it just to survive

[haughty shoal]

How tf did you spend a hundy when the game literally hands out equipment coupons like candy

[north mica]

You'd be surprised how much of a monopoly you can make with a hundy. I have three dozen top tier weapon kit tickets, twenty of the top tier ammo drop tickets, unlimited gear, etc

I did it for gits and shiggles

[haughty shoal]

So you dont need a hundy to survive then?

Tbf as hypocritical it is for me to point out, but its abit funny for tarkov players to say arena is p2w when tarkov itself(especially after the unheard edition) is p2w is abit funny

[north mica]

The only thing I think is p2w about TUE is the distress beacon, because everything else can be substituted for with EOD through either quests, free unlocks, or grinding. The DB is gonna get balanced even further and likely introduced as a quest item eventually, im sure

[slate jasper]

seriously, almost all of the other extraction shooters are just as P2W, and are worse than Tarkov in both quality and P2W cash grabbing

the people saying "Tarkov is dead" are crazy

[iron forum]

Your all broke dont talk to me unless you own unheard

[slate jasper]

who asked?

[iron forum]

You dont own unheard broke shut up

[bronze parcel]

i do stfu

[iron forum]

you stupid pooron piece of shit

[nocturne vortex]

Eft chats back to normal btw meow

[slate jasper]

@lavish ibex we got a stray here who wandered in from #eft-chat

[bronze parcel]

i cant wait for them to fix the pmc aimbot in pve

[iron forum]

Your all broke dont talk to me unless you own unheard

[nocturne vortex]

Eft chat is normal now!!

[slate jasper]

last i checked it was still pretty bad, but much better than earlier

[nocturne vortex]

Go check again

[haughty shoal]

I wouldn't say its worse but more like the same thg to a certain "beloved" figure, but people who say tarkov is dead possibly just don't wanna deal with bsg's scummy shit

[nocturne vortex]

Okay nvm dont

[slate jasper]

yeah lol i just checked, went "holy shit is is better!" and then i made the mistake of scrolling down

[nocturne vortex]

It was good for like 10 mins!!

[iron forum]

wait i keep saying people talking aobut a certain creater but who is it

[bronze parcel]

if its who im thinking of he targets unheard of eddition users

[slate jasper]

ive also heard people talking about one content creator in particular in vague terms, no clue who they mean tbh

[cloud sentinel]

Hi

[haughty shoal]

I was actually refering to nikita but im not sure about the content creator

[iron forum]

oh

[slate jasper]

fuck, i dont want to go to work today

[bronze parcel]

he may be talking about the guy with like 20 underscore as his name

[iron forum]

yeah people were talking about a content creator but didnt say who it was like it was boogie man

[slate jasper]

it's 2 am and i have work at 7:30 am

[bronze parcel]

he just targets unheard of user

[iron forum]

Imagine not own unheard 🥱 Brokies pooron idiots

[haughty shoal]

Nikita since adding EOD and such other developers have taken notice that people are willing to drop 100$+ even 250$+ for this kind of game

[iron forum]

gta 6 is gonna be like 400$ watch

[north mica]

I'm just saying, yall got scammed bro lol

[slate jasper]

not sure who that would be? you talking about a youtube/twitch creator or just some random dude on discord?

[bronze parcel]

fuck i did cause i wanted pve

[iron forum]

im lying i would never spend another 100$ on this horrible game (pve is free)

[haughty shoal]

Not a poorly made half-assed mode

[bronze parcel]

yea but i also wanted gamma cause ive seen my friends use it and i finaly got the chance to do it

[haughty shoal]

Judging by the state of arena they dont have the effort nor money to actually to do justice

[bronze parcel]

there adding mods and shit to

[spare cave]

This game
Not other games

[bronze parcel]

i may just get the coop mod for the other thing\

[haughty shoal]

Personally i would be extremely hesitant about purchasing the unheard edition because of their late actions

[north mica]

Cause Tarkov is a monopoly of this genre

[bronze parcel]

not worth it

[haughty shoal]

Locking a TDM mode behind a paywall for a game that has a seasonal playerbase? Not very smart

[bronze parcel]

and make it shit to

[iron forum]

I wish i could get a refund bro i hate this game

[slate jasper]

the moment someone makes "Tarkov, but PvE with optional co-op" it will still be overshadowed by Tarkov itself, this game is the gold standard for the Extraction Shooter genre, like it or not

[iron forum]

i play it like once a month

[haughty shoal]

Correct, they indeed have monopoly for a while, but only time can tell whether tarkov's competitor can actually compete

[iron forum]

it already exsists and has a co-op mod

[spare cave]

Its not a monopoly yet
There is no competition

[north mica]

GZW, GOT, AB

Theres comp, its just years behind

[slate jasper]

thats the point i was trying to make, Tarkov just cornered the entire extraction shooter market by finally adding official PvE with co-op

[north mica]

SPT has Coop?\

[iron forum]

thers mods for it i heard

[spare cave]

Gzw is a completely different game + not even out yet
Im afraid i dont know the other two

[haughty shoal]

250$ is big ask for a game thats barely functioning

[slate jasper]

are you going to spell that out, or just leave me to eat the alphabet soup you made

[iron forum]

wrong chat

[spare cave]

My thoughts exactly

[slate jasper]

[haughty shoal]

Grayzone warfare and arena breakout pc version i think

[frigid oriole]

there is no wrong chat for the outrage

[worthy star]

Go back to the MEGA GAY ZONE #eft-chat

[iron forum]

Your all broke dont talk to me unless you own unheard

[north mica]

Gray Zone Warfare is another Extraction-shooter, Ghosts of Tabor is patchy but the second leading game in E-S though it's on VR, and Arena Breakout is dogshit

[slate jasper]

mods say otherwise

[slate jasper]

thank you, i was wondering what Game of Thrones had to do with extraction shooters

[frigid oriole]

good job stealing money from your parents. I could easily buy UHE several times if it wasn't hot garbage.

[north mica]

Mbmb 😭

[spare cave]

Fr

[iron forum]

nice excuses brokie

[haughty shoal]

If i recall correctly there is PVE focused extraction shooter made by an indie dev

[iron forum]

tabor is fun i like it more then normal tarkov

[north mica]

Tom Clancy did the Extraction Shooters first, just saying\

[spare cave]

For some reason devs think the city has to contain "a" and "o"
Kamona, Tabor
Wtf 💀

Very original

[haughty shoal]

Vr tarkov is indeed v.fun

[north mica]

I'd buy it, but I don't have the energy to look into headset setups

[worthy star]

If you wanna larp in a desolate Russian wasteland highly reccomend stalker anomaly and gamma.

[iron forum]

i just have a quest 2

[slate jasper]

"The Bayou" from Hunt Showdown

[nocturne vortex]

I love gamma

[worthy star]

Sorry Ukrainian too

[haughty shoal]

Quest 2+ wifi 6 router is decent

[north mica]

Loll

[worthy star]

I can’t get mine to install correctly for some reason

[nocturne vortex]

Do u have enuff space

[worthy star]

Yee

[nocturne vortex]

It could also be antivirus

[slate jasper]

the Stalker box art always scared me when i was younger, and there was no way in hell my parents would ever buy it for me

i somehow got one of the Metro games on Steam, not sure how but i have it

[iron forum]

what do you guys think of the fall out show

[worthy star]

My mom wouldn’t let me get Diablo because it meant devil in Spanish

[north mica]

Best game based show yet

[slate jasper]

christians and preventing their kids from killing demons, name a more iconic duo

[iron forum]

its kinda boring and it feels so long

[worthy star]

Midwest moment

[north mica]

Absolutely smoked tomb raider, halo, etc

[iron forum]

both were horrible

[slate jasper]

reminds me of the Christian panic against Doom back in the early 90s

[north mica]

So just like Fallout lol

[iron forum]

no the games are great

[slate jasper]

did you really need to call me out like that?

[worthy star]

Hahaha

Michigan rise up

[north mica]

The games are masterpieces, but no one can deny that they are very lengthy and pretty grindy and repetitive

[slate jasper]

Misery here, misspelling intentional

[north mica]

Bro my dad set me up with GOW on the ps3 lol

[nocturne vortex]

Same 😭

[iron forum]

they werent that long i felt like i thought there was always something fun to do

[nocturne vortex]

I got scared of the girlies

[worthy star]

I remember getting modern warfare 2, and accidentally playing no Russian in front of my mom when I was a little shit

[north mica]

Icl my four year old little fingers could NOT mash the buttons hard enough 😭

[worthy star]

She turned that off real quick hahaha

[nocturne vortex]

Remember

[north mica]

4 feels kinda empty without mods now, and unless youre really into the story of each character it kinda makes you feel like a public slave

[strong tendon]

we don't give a shit lol, we're just enjoying the game and we can pay

[worthy star]

Member Star Wars

[strong tendon]

it's our choose to buy sth or not and yours too, th is going on in EFT community lmao

[slate jasper]

my family was a Nintendo household
i remember holidays 2001, we went to Best Buy and my mom said we were going to get a game console
my brothers and i were excited that we might get an Xbox, because it had better graphics
my mom said "We're getting a GameCube"
my dad then chimed in with "But the Xbox has better graphics..."
my mom repeated herself, and that was the end of the conversation after the four of us looked at each other and decided not to push our luck

[winter trail]

best strategy to complete setup? any cheeky spots/angles?

[north mica]

The one optional scene with the shaking candle and sounds was traumatizing lol

[tranquil osprey]

move fast, shoot faster.

[strong tendon]

kids just found capitalism reality where devs lie and create expensive editions xd

[nocturne vortex]

Push spawns or push dorms

[slate jasper]

aim for the legs, shotgun shells have pretty crappy pen but absurd damage

[iron forum]

4 is my favorite i know nv is better but i thought 4 was more fun because it was kinda glitchy

[strong tendon]

like Tarkov is a first time of that scam

[worthy star]

In the time people have been bitching about Tarkov they could’ve worked enough hours to buy multiple new 60-100$ games.

[strong tendon]

true lol

[nocturne vortex]

And they complained and got rewarded so

[north mica]

I'm young enough that my first console was a Wii U, and I cant remember how many times I played those damned Wii Sports games

[winter trail]

yeah, i think that people were just upset with how untactful they were

[strong tendon]

many of them even not EOD owners, that's the most fun, I'm with EOD guys, but not that kids

[north mica]

I like 4 because of the clearer storyline, whereas in NV youre just kinda thrust into things with no real explanation of where to go or what to do

[worthy star]

Catch me on Wii bowling slaying it

[strong tendon]

btw, th is "operator" server role?

[slate jasper]

our first "console" was an Atomic Purple GBC that i shared with my two brothers
then we got a Gamecube, and then we each got a GBA SP, and then one of my brothers and i bought our own Nintendo DS, and then we got an original model Wii, I picked up a 3DS, later upgraded to a New 3DSXL, and now that same brother and i have a Switch each, and recently the other brother went to my parents' house and grabbed the GameCube out of the basement since it still works
the Wii still works last i checked, although it's been a few years

[north mica]

I think my first games ever were the Starkiller games on Xbox 360, GOW on the PS3, and some old pirate game on a flip phone

[strong tendon]

is that sth like "nice guy of EFT community"?

[nocturne vortex]

??operator

[strong tendon]

yup

[nocturne vortex]

Oops the bot is down

[strong tendon]

XDD

[winter trail]

first game was star wars rogue squadron on windows 95. also serious sam on a floppy disk lol

[worthy star]

Oh yeah? you're an operator? Fly a littlebird into my yard, and kill me right now

[nocturne vortex]

Its basically a role given to those who the mods deem worthy
Basically to people who are helpful and engaged in the community

[strong tendon]

throw F1 on a 3rd floor of Chekannaya from street and wipe my a**

[slate jasper]

i remember playing Chex Quest on my parents' Compaq running Windows 95, which is funny considering their whole issue with violent games and Pokemon

[strong tendon]

makes sense, thx

[north mica]

My firsts were a ps3 that me, my dad, and my uncle shared. Then I got my own wii for my birthday, and my brother-in-law dropped me off his old Xbox 360 for my next birthday. I ended up buying a ps4 and an Xbox 1 after about four years, upgraded to the Xb1s a few years ago and switched to pc last year

[slate jasper]

most of my early PC gaming years were spent in point-and-click adventures though

[leaden peak]

Bots down, you broke it

[nocturne vortex]

Im sorrry wahhhh

[north mica]

I'm missing my old Discord acc now 😭

[strong tendon]

ngl but I've been killed by M67 from ~100 meters on a factory lmao

[worthy star]

Broken bot? straight to jail

[nocturne vortex]

Too many ??hideoutcat's

[leaden peak]

How could you

[strong tendon]

😭

[nocturne vortex]

So sorry <3

[strong tendon]

UwU

[slate jasper]

no offense, but how old are you? if i had to guess, having your first console be a PS3 puts you at around 20-24 years old?
just asking because im 33 myself, and your memories are very different to mine

[north mica]

All mine were spent on those 2d war games lol. Age of Warfare type ones

[worthy star]

Did this mfer just UwU

[strong tendon]

xd

[frigid oriole]

??event

[north mica]

A little younger than that. I started playing video games pretty early. I'm still in highschool lol

[strong tendon]

my first game was CSS lmao

I'm playing CS since 5 years old

[slate jasper]

okay, at the risk of making myself want to die of old age already, are you over or under 17 years old?

[north mica]

The first game I actually bought was Castle Crashers for the 360

[frosty flint]

Gamecube is the superior console

[worthy star]

Bro I was thinking the same thing haha, I grew up on a nintendo 64

[north mica]

Just barely under

[slate jasper]

my steam account is older than you

[north mica]

Man you guys make me feel like a toddler lol

[strong tendon]

mofos in chit chat playing CS Source lol

[worthy star]

BOFH was slaying kids in day of defeat I know it

[strong tendon]

avg german sniper on a 2nd floor of that damn map:

@leaden peak

[slate jasper]

Return to Castle Wolfenstein multiplayer, actually
and i was the one getting farmed

[worthy star]

[strong tendon]

I'm calling the police

[leaden peak]

Wtf is that

[nocturne vortex]

What even is that 😭

[frigid oriole]

does it come with $250 DLCs?

[strong tendon]

idk, seems like damn ads

[worthy star]

im 27 so you still got a cuppa years on me

[analog hull]

piyushp3884 was banned. | no u scam

[nocturne vortex]

They dont even have a link in profile

[strong tendon]

gg

[slate jasper]

worst scambot ever

[north mica]

What kinda advertisment advertizes nothing lol

[strong tendon]

don't care plus dripsec

[frigid oriole]

hey, why did you ban this enterpreneur? they were clearly trying to offer us a good $250 deal

[nocturne vortex]

Bear>>>>

[strong tendon]

drip or drown bro

[north mica]

USEC>>>>

[nocturne vortex]

Bear drip is so much better

[shrewd thunder]

cerebrum all i care about

[nocturne vortex]

Telnik is the best shirt in the game

[leaden peak]

Ban command with other bot is easier then to mute 🙂

[worthy star]

All I want is my patagonia grey top, and im happy.

[north mica]

Early wipe bear drip slaps, but late wipe USEC drip better

[nocturne vortex]

U can see ur hands!!

[bitter raft]

did they drop the keys for the blue boys yet?

[strong tendon]

nah, I'm a certified Russian Mainer of USEC lol

USEC > BEAR

[leaden peak]

https://tenor.com/view/wsb-bear-gif-19926575

[bitter raft]

dude i prefer the scav drip and russian voicelines over being safe on lighthouse

[nocturne vortex]

Ur even cooler now

[bitter raft]

fake scaving is so fun

[strong tendon]

факин раскис 🇷🇺

[median fox]

You think they would ever lower the price on the package? Even to 200€ overall taxes included ?

[slate jasper]

how do the rest of us get gif permissions?

[median fox]

Should be like 100€ max but hey 🤦‍♂️ the world we live in

[strong tendon]

bro doing war crimes that even worsen than TerraGroup's

[north mica]

Do we know what clothes EOD is getting, and when its dropping?

[leaden peak]

That's the neat part, you don't

[nocturne vortex]

Become a mod

[worthy star]

English, russian, and german bro? thats awesome dude

[bitter raft]

hehehehe all those scav kill tasks are easy by just fake scavving on factory

[strong tendon]

thx lol

[leaden peak]

Your guess is as good as mine

[nocturne vortex]

Probably some shit larp clothes

[frigid oriole]

not exactly true, but i dont want another server to get enshittified by having image perms removed in all normal chat channels

[worthy star]

I can barely speak english, and its my main language

[strong tendon]

Philippino? (just a local meme)

[north mica]

If I dont get the craziest free drip I'm gonna remove the landing gear from the damn airdrop plane

[shrewd thunder]

three hamburgers and a mcmuffin with a hashbrown

[leaden peak]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[north mica]

This is very, very felt

[worthy star]

Fluent in cheeseburger, and bald eagle

[strong tendon]

bro's abusing it's force 😭

[shrewd thunder]

large coke and a caniac combo

[strong tendon]

Do you know what is a kilometer?

[shrewd thunder]

mile

[north mica]

Two large fries and a cheese burger

[strong tendon]

:DD

[leaden peak]

As an Australian, well if we go unhinged good luck understanding us

[nocturne vortex]

Its

[shrewd thunder]

oi mate piss off i gotsa grill suma shrimp

[worthy star]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!! RAHHHHHHHHH🦅 🇺🇸 💥 🔥

[slate jasper]

we get a coupon for 20 cents off a clothing dlc
no, not 20 percent, just 20 cents

i actually don't know tbh

[shrewd thunder]

20 cents is like 15 dollars canadian, im fine with that

[north mica]

Update said we were getting special dog tags, armbands, clothes, etc

[nocturne vortex]

Only good distance measurement is minutes and hours

[worthy star]

I didnt even get the coupon, nikita called me personally and said "fuck you"

[strong tendon]

sounds such american that I can't even send the exact text lmao

[leaden peak]

Nah nah yeah nah

[strong tendon]

bot just deleted my 3 messages with that meme

[slate jasper]

nice
see guys, the easy way to get info on the internet is to post wrong info!

[mighty otter]

This was a fun 3-4 days seeing the discord implode

[slate jasper]

remember, no gifs

[leaden peak]

Auto bot be wild

[strong tendon]

nah, he deleted the text XDD

[worthy star]

1984 bot

[north mica]

He walked in my house, poured my milk in the trash, and gave the dog my breakfast then left. You got off easy lol

[shrewd thunder]

holy shit that is lcw123

[strong tendon]

it's over... eft has fallen

[leaden peak]

Wasn't me

[shrewd thunder]

we go way back

[worthy star]

Its so over....

[north mica]

I feel cheated lol

[leaden peak]

[strong tendon]

literally 1984 2028

[slate jasper]

"milk then cereal" gang vs "cereal then milk" gang when "bowl last" gang walks into the room:

[nocturne vortex]

Howd u get this video of me

[strong tendon]

💀

[worthy star]

Literally 4891🤖 🚀

[leaden peak]

[nocturne vortex]

Woah, where kitty goin

[strong tendon]

to clarify, I am lactose intolerant

[mighty otter]

Couch dimension

[strong tendon]

Nikita's backrooms

[north mica]

Somewhere, sometime, someplace, someone actually used "bowl last" and got away with it.

A case that never quite sat right with me.

[leaden peak]

[worthy star]

My brother is watching my dog right now, and I think ive went to check on my dog like 5 times in an hour when he isnt here lmao

[nocturne vortex]

Can i go to plushie dimension

[strong tendon]

fumos

[worthy star]

[mighty otter]

No

[nocturne vortex]

Funky!

[strong tendon]

we need a fumo update in Tarkov boys

[nocturne vortex]

:<
Why

[wary fjord]

How can u be satisfied with that ,he didn’t even apologized

[nocturne vortex]

OwO

[mighty otter]

VIP only

[leaden peak]

[nocturne vortex]

Whyd that get bonked?

[north mica]

All in favor of giving Prapor bunny ears and a maid costume in his preview photo say Aye

[leaden peak]

Wait that wasn't me

[worthy star]

Oh no this is the wrong place pal, you're looking for SUPER weenie hut jr's

[strong tendon]

TerraGroup?

[nocturne vortex]

Tf is wrong with fumo

[leaden peak]

Who's lurking in er

[nocturne vortex]

They are just plushies

[north mica]

Sorry guys, it was me. I got hungry

[strong tendon]

😭

[nocturne vortex]

Do not eat messages!

[frigid oriole]

Weeb Edition, only $399

[leaden peak]

I legitimately have no idea who removed that 🤣

[merry stirrup]

this is so much different than the #eft-chat 💀😭

[worthy star]

Is there an edition that will let women finally have sex with me

[strong tendon]

true

[leaden peak]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[north mica]

Can't stop me ‼️

[north mica]

I'd like to make an official request of having Prapor replaced by a picture of Danny DeVito

[frigid oriole]

you're making your way to resort, but you see a menacing big bumpers anime grill on the roof holding an oversized antitank cannon... and you get sniped by birdeye anyway

[velvet plover]

I just got here

[nocturne vortex]

Cant believe sessamy retired

[strong tendon]

I'd like to make an official request of having the quest to kill the damn Jaeger lmao

[velvet plover]

Wasn't me

[leaden peak]

I know, now people get to deal with me 🙂

[elfin vortex]

did people just accept this apology and trust bsg again?

[north mica]

The 360 pfp tells me you're in your early thirties

[frigid oriole]

if a quest like that happened it would be skier, jerk is getting on the nerves of literally every other trader including fence

[velvet plover]

Close but no cigar

[strong tendon]

did poor kids still crying for no reason even without EOD lmao

[north mica]

What's there to complain about? We got what we wanted to the extent it could be given. He did his best to make it right.

[leaden peak]

We have been bamboozled I know who did it

[frigid oriole]

[strong tendon]

I can understand only EOD, but you, 70% guys are trash lmao

[strong tendon]

interesting

[north mica]

You're killing my Sherlock Holmes wannabe personality

[elfin vortex]

he lied to our faces and quadruple downed on it for days, wanted to get away with it then says "sorry you feel that way"

[velvet plover]

Oh?

[leaden peak]

[velvet plover]

I didn't even see what it was

[frosty flint]

Don’t drag your tears to the gen chat dawg

[worthy star]

No we're just tired of seeing walls of text so anyone that wants an actual conversation went down here

[strong tendon]

😭

[nocturne vortex]

[north mica]

I'm getting Arena drop flashbacks just looking in EFT chat

[elfin vortex]

lmaooooo dragging my tears? you are a simp if you accept that shit

[strong tendon]

cry about it xd

[north mica]

Or we're just tired of dealing with your spam and wanna move on lol

[worthy star]

I dont got time to be a virtual soldier for a russian video game.

[strong tendon]

My honest reaction: take my M700 and load M61 in

[elfin vortex]

i aint spamming man, im just voicing my opinion about that "apology"

[north mica]

Who got swatted

[worthy star]

It definitely wasnt an apology, it was just a big walkback.

[frosty flint]

s i n c e w h e n d i d a n y o n e a s k

[worthy star]

but other than that I dont care to talk about it anymore.

[strong tendon]

they don't need to apologize for u xd

[frigid oriole]

since nikita deployed the Scam Edition

[strong tendon]

they did their work, only EOD are victims

[worthy star]

If you're pissed about it uninstall the game, and move on with your life.

[frosty flint]

You’re gonna cry here too huh

[elfin vortex]

yeah and i bought eod you nonce

[worthy star]

100 something dollars isnt even that much money nowadays.

[north mica]

Niki messed up, everyone got mad. He learned his lesson, and he's making an actual attempt to fix it, unlike previous situations. Get on with it dude, it could be way worse

[leaden peak]

I'll care more about it when I get an apology form the people in this server that sent me death threats

[strong tendon]

if you're so sad about this edition then delete game an leave lol

[frigid oriole]

everyone is victim, because the features also alter ingame combat

[strong tendon]

which one? which one?

tell me, go in, I just killed 3 Unheards yesterday on a damn scav

[north mica]

On the behalf of the chronically online, perma-sweat stain office chaired idiots, I'm sorry

[worthy star]

Straight up, I uninstalled first day the new edition was released lmao. Not reinstalling anytime in the near future.

[frosty flint]

Yeah Gib I’m sure the people who threatened your life over a video game aren’t well adjusted enough to realize that wasn’t nice and offer you an apology

[wary fjord]

Wow what a bunch of losers,it ain’t about money it is about “apology” and p2w staff

[leaden peak]

[patent sphinx]

how does the features alter the game 😄 1 bullit in your eyes still kill you \

[frosty flint]

I’d prolly not hold my breath on that

[worthy star]

Think about it this way it gives you some new people to show off your guns to

[north mica]

Every p2w got released to EOD, stop crying lol

[frigid oriole]

the ai scav deterrent - you're practically immune to scav snipers, that's a big point for maps like customs, shoreline, streets (which also happens to be a big moneymaker)

[leaden peak]

I live in Australia, what guns?

[worthy star]

No dude you're not understanding. We're in this chat because we literally dont give a fuck.

[strong tendon]

snipers are dumb and blind as hell lol, If you can't kill it that's your issue

[elfin vortex]

your arms mate, theyre too big

[frosty flint]

If the ai scavs don’t get em the hackers will so idk what you’re upset about

[leaden peak]

I'll just throw spiders at people

[worthy star]

uhhhh, your gel blaster

[wary fjord]

Crying ? I just don’t want my main game to be ruined like that

[runic solstice]

would

[north mica]

I never understood what the EOD device was gonna do. Any news on it's purpose?

[leaden peak]

Banned as well 🤣

[wary fjord]

No it’s not ,2 new p2w items

[strong tendon]

why people complain about snipers in Tarkov lmao

[patent sphinx]

😄

[worthy star]

Catch the next cargo ship to the US son, we're gonna get you some barbeque and a gun

[wary fjord]

I would gladly bought the new edition , but I won’t coz of the p2w staff

[strong tendon]

their aim is worsen than stormtroper's in starwars

[frosty flint]

Buy it rn

[north mica]

It's not gonna be, man. We've gone through these scenarios time and time again. EOD is getting it's own special device, PVE, etc. The radio and Mark will get balanced out and the radio will likely get added as an end quest item

[runic solstice]

"i can't wait to go home to see my mom- THUNK"

[frigid oriole]

you clearly havent met the random mosin scav sniper with ammo that pens T4 armor, while you're fighting someone else and dont have time to deal with the scav

[wary fjord]

If they cancel these 2 p2w items I ll

[strong tendon]

your issue

[north mica]

Exactly lol, you can kill them with a red dot before they'll kill you

[humble cliff]

пиздец, кто то реально покупает издание за 250$?

[worthy star]

The only thing that remotely pisses me off is extract campers in interchange.

[patent sphinx]

I happily played tarkov for more then 6 years with EOD and I will casually play tarkov for even more years now with the new upgrade. game developers should get payed

[worthy star]

Like you're telling me you sat in the grass for 35-40 minutes to shoot me while im extracting.

[north mica]

Early wipe on woods was terrible, dude

[frosty flint]

No one happily plays tarkov so that was a lie

[strong tendon]

90+ raids on customs and never got tapped but then instantly shoot that snipers

[north mica]

Realest thing said tonight lol

[strong tendon]

indeed xd

[runic solstice]

yea i accepted my fate to people on rocks long ago i fear woods i will never go back

[worthy star]

Tarkov is such an unhealthy game haha

[south hawk]

Yeah but they should have probably did some stuff better

[worthy star]

You can degen so hard on it

[strong tendon]

woods was always insane challenge lol, th u talking about?

[north mica]

It's better than the likes of Siege, Warthunder, and For Honor lol

[runic solstice]

hey man... i play tarkov and war thunder

[strong tendon]

Unheard, EOD, don't matter, you will still be sniped by TTV mofos

[worthy star]

Wait till you meet an oldschool runescape player

[runic solstice]

the people that sit on sniper rock on the other side from the sniper shit hurts

[frosty flint]

My brother in law will watch rune scape but will never get back into it. What did RuneScape do to yall

[patent sphinx]

warthunder consumes way more money with all the premium tanks 😄 and those are actually P2W

[north mica]

I lived with a Epic Mickey speedrunner lol

[worthy star]

Thats such a wild thing to speedrun lmfao

[north mica]

Fucking Russian Bias ‼️

[runic solstice]

smiles in russian premiums 2s38 i hate playing against love playing as

[north mica]

It's still the most random boast I've ever heard

[worthy star]

Theres around like 26-27 skills in the game that can take months/years to reach 99

for a single stat

along with like around 300 quests, and completely different continents.

[frosty flint]

My add could never

[spare cave]

I got the F4S and the mig23ml always fucking gets me

[north mica]

Sounds like project zomboid on crack

[nocturne vortex]

U can play fine f2p still

[worthy star]

If I could post a picture of the best runescape player to ever live, you would understand

[nocturne vortex]

Just takes a long time for top tier

[strong tendon]

true

[echo island]

quick question guys, I am level 15 does that mean I will now be lock out ground zero beginners 1 to 15 queue?

[strong tendon]

it is 1-20

[spare cave]

1-20 queue

[north mica]

getting to top tier isnt taking me that long. Three days in, just under 4.0

[strong tendon]

did you slept? 💀

[north mica]

I think you overestimate my thinking capabilities

[runic solstice]

70 dollars pays well

[worthy star]

ill dm you it lmao

[echo island]

@spare cave ty kind sir

[north mica]

I've been hanging out with my girl and was at prom yesterday, sleeping normal too lol

[soft pawn]

is the event over?

[north mica]

Just hitting 11 kills a game and getting 1st on my team every match

[spare cave]

Np

[spare cave]

🧢

[north mica]

Swear on it, she can vouche

[spare cave]

Wt players dont get bitches

[north mica]

I started playing it after we got together, so hah

[worthy star]

God dude I remember at my prom I left it early with my girlfriend, and it was at a yacht club type thingy. So I decide the best idea is to sneak on one of those empty yachts, and bang my girlfriend on one of the ships because it would be dope.

[spare cave]

I can confirm💀

[worthy star]

Yeah the ship wasnt empty, dude almost shot me

[north mica]

Prom seemed so much more fun a few decades ago

[worthy star]

Nah it was just as lame, its what ya make it

Make sure you have a good time, but dont end up as a full page in the yearbook

[north mica]

We had maybe four songs people actually danced to, and one was the macerana and the other was YMCA 😭

[north mica]

WAY too late for that lol. The photographer snatched a good half dozen pictures of us

[worthy star]

Shit dude barely anyone danced at ours either, I did one slow dance with my girl thats it

[north mica]

The only slow dance song that played, us and one other couple danced. Wasn't even a good slow dance song

[worthy star]

My fear of dancing has made me lose some hot women, and I honestly dont care cause I hate dancing that much

[worthy star]

What slow song they hit you with

[north mica]

It was some unnamed singer's scrappy take of Love Me Tender

[north mica]

I danced only when I actually knew what I was doing, but I pussied out of most of them

[worthy star]

Shit dawg I wouldve hit you with the OG Cyndi Lauper- Time After Time

[north mica]

Me personally, I would've gone with Frank Sinatra - Strangers In the Night

[nocturne vortex]

Dancing is fun!!

[worthy star]

ill dance with one of my little nieces or something at most

gotta get those brownie points at the weddings

[north mica]

I don't think I'd ever dance with my niece. Whenever I visit my brother, me and her go to war against each other lol

[frigid oriole]

make them pay $10 per dance... gotta teach kids the harsh reality of todays entertainment

[sudden folio]

All was calm for about 5 mins

[worthy star]

"sorry kid welcome to the real world"

[nocturne vortex]

Gotta put them in debt

With interest

[worthy star]

"Hey you signed it, you gotta pay that 300% interest rate"

[frigid oriole]

"what, i told you last year that $50 will let you dance with me every year for free? nah, pay up"

[worthy star]

I got bored so I joined the spammers in eft-chat by posting bluegrass lyrics

[frosty flint]

Great analogy

[north mica]

Been posting ACDC and Arctic Monkeys lyrics lol

[worthy star]

Fight back with lyrics

[soft pawn]

Is the boss event over?

[frosty flint]

That’s redundant isn’t it, it’s like saying: “we should make and create”

Sorry that was for @distant valley

[worthy star]

Me posting bluegrass lyrics is about as useful as them spamming the chat

[frosty flint]

Yeah killing homeless people isn’t ever a great idea or funny come to think of it

[worthy star]

A japanese robot released in california to kill homeless people would honestly be super funny

and it sounds like something the governor would do

[latent bridge]

Finally

[frosty plume]

what the fuck is going on in here!?

[worthy star]

What about instead of tarkov its called slutkov, and we all have high heels n fuck eachother

[leaden peak]

[frosty plume]

there you fucking are thank god

[latent bridge]

Man

[frosty flint]

Moderate the dang channel

[frosty plume]

you shut your mouth

[frosty flint]

Got boob breaking going on rn

[latent bridge]

Or moderate the server

[worthy star]

You may strike me down, but I will come back much stronger than before

[frosty flint]

You can’t moderate #eft-chat

It’s a ffa

[worthy star]

thats why we hide down here

[latent bridge]

Aight genuine question
There's alot of guns on tarkov right?
If there's one more gun you want to add on tarkov, what will it be?

[worthy star]

Im posting country murder ballad lyrics now as my spam

[frosty flint]

Mini 14

[worthy star]

good question honestly.

b&t apc9

[frosty flint]

SMAW, LAW, AT-4

[worthy star]

LVAW version of the MCX should be in the game too

[frosty flint]

Smaw is more of a crew served so nvm

[worthy star]

honestly a backpack mortar would be hilarious

have your boy send mortar shells at a dude while you're fighting him

[strong tendon]

L115, Full-Auto STM, M18, XM250, M110, APC9

plus it would be nice to add Wolfpack the same as BTR

like you can use a Wolfpack on a Lighthouse between the Bloodhounds and Lighthouse itself

[still comet]

I blocked everyone that was spamming the really large and obnoxious copy pastas and now 80% of the messages are gone

[barren lance]

Acr

[dire sapphire]

What a shitshow well done BSG. Truly amazing display of scummy shit

[still comet]

howitzer handheld

[delicate cradle]

M249 or because the satisfaction of hearing the ping an m1grand

[worthy star]

I hope I wasnt one of them

[latent bridge]

Thanks for the 10 min time out
But I'd say SA80 needs some love

Cause it's didn't really appear in lot of games

[smoky grotto]

Pgm precision Hecate II

[spice hull]

B61

[latent bridge]

Also the CX4 beretta

[frosty flint]

Berettas are the worst what are you talking about

[latent bridge]

Still a cool gun

[worthy star]

Dawg have you tried a langdon tactical beretta

[latent bridge]

Wouldn't be meta but dang it's design were sexy

[smoky grotto]

L take

[frosty flint]

Not an L take

[worthy star]

Everyones idea of a beretta 92 is the clapped out GWOT ones that every soldier and their mother had to qual with.

[frosty flint]

The m9 is one of the worst pistols I’ve ever touched

[worthy star]

yep thats why^

[smoky grotto]

Maybe it just didn't like you

[latent bridge]

Need to kill all scav for that to appear

[smoky grotto]

Plus Beretta shotguns are nice lmao

[worthy star]

My beretta 92 is a 4lbs double action, and like a 2.5lbs single action lmao

[spice hull]

Lol

[worthy star]

with like a 1mm reset

[latent bridge]

Of course you're talking about pistols you didn't even see their shotguns yet

[worthy star]

thing runs like a staccato

[latent bridge]

Also beretta M82 is good for a 50 bmg rifle

[frosty flint]

Name another company that has their own “m9”

[smoky grotto]

A Soviet counterpart to the m1 garand would be more likely but that'd probably be like the svt40 which we got

[latent bridge]

That gun really is iconic

[worthy star]

Bersa makes them, but they're dogshit.

they're also turkish though.

[frosty flint]

M9 is so trash

[twin moss]

sheeeesh finaly unbanned

[cerulean cliff]

Did they take the cbg off the sale?

[frosty flint]

But it doesn’t go off when you drop it though so there’s that

[smoky grotto]

M249 would be sick as fuck tho since it would be a western counterpart to the rpd

[worthy star]

Because people either get surplus m9's with like 70k rounds on them, or they had to qual on a m9 with like 70k rounds on it.

[frosty flint]

Every m9 anywhere is ran through

[worthy star]

Yeah get a beretta 92 from langdon tactical that thing runs like a typewriter

[latent bridge]

The "spray and pray with those 100 rd mag" gun

[frosty flint]

The first m9 ever made already had a thousand rounds run through it

[latent bridge]

Would go well with chads armours tbh

[smoky grotto]

Fuck it we ball piranha nails to the face

[worthy star]

Ngl most guns when you get them have a couple hundo ran through em

[latent bridge]

We going juggernaut on this one 🗣️🔥💯

[north mica]

Chat shooting and loading handguns and their mags is miserable in my opinion, am I cooked

[frosty flint]

It’s the metal mags that suck to load

[delicate cradle]

Yeah that's what I was thinking myself. Just because location. If it was us old guns like that are more feasible but it's the world of Russia afterall so more old Russian guns are likely and then newer American rifles and such.

[worthy star]

Pistol shooting is one of the hardest things to master, but thats what makes it enjoyable

when you progress with pistol shooting its really apparent you put in the time to be fast/accurate.

[frosty flint]

My .40 s&w metal mags are atrocious to load

[north mica]

My glock mags has done more damage to my thumbs than I ever have

[worthy star]

my sig mags suck to load.

[smoky grotto]

Yeah I know the question was just for fun but in a realistic standpoint the m249 has a way higher chance of being added in

[worthy star]

Staccato mags are actually super nice to load

[frosty flint]

556 is like loading butter into a mag

[north mica]

I personally find semi-auto rifles the most fun, since it's what I main in

[delicate cradle]

Yeah I hope it's the next lmg since they already have some of the Russian ones in.

[worthy star]

I gotta get new mags for my ar, top of all my mags are so covered in carbon

[north mica]

Feels great going in, sounds great coming out

[smoky grotto]

It would literally be the perfect counterpart to the rpd

[worthy star]

m249 would be sex, especially if they get the sound right.

Can you put a bipod on the PKP or anything?

[frosty flint]

Add the m240b that you operate with your team

[north mica]

Yeah

[worthy star]

Alright bet I didnt know if they added that

[frigid oriole]

bipods are cosmetic (with some +ergo) in tarkov

G36 has a bipod

[worthy star]

oh damn you cant deploy it?

[north mica]

It'd be cool if they made the bipods like Insurgency sandstorm's

[frigid oriole]

bot ded, pay $50 to revive

[pale bramble]

[delicate cradle]

My only worry about the gun is I feel it might end up becoming an absolute meta gun once the attachments come out for it lol. 5.56 is already one of the strongest rounds because of pen speed and consistency. (imo) but at the same time it's also because it's sheer volume it can get out.

[north mica]

I've got classes in two hours, haven't slept since Friday. I'm dead 😭

[smoky grotto]

Considering what bsg does to metas it'd probably be locked behind an insane quest

[frosty flint]

Quiet

[frigid oriole]

nah, pay $80 to silence me you peasant

[wintry briar]

Hey is the spam srill going?

[frosty flint]

You’re saving for tue aren’t ya

[frigid oriole]

what is tue again?

[peak mason]

Best I can do is a 20 dollar Fortnite card

[frosty flint]

The unheard edition

[wintry briar]

I only have 19 cards

[frosty flint]

The hottest commodity around these days

[frigid oriole]

for unhear ik theres UHE, UOE... TUE sounds like you're referencing the day of week

[languid rose]

$250 dollar tarkov card who wants it

[frosty flint]

Well tue fits the best

[frigid oriole]

i mean you sure can call a dumpster fire hot... technically...

[frosty flint]

It’s hotter than that

It’s the hottest commodity

[frigid oriole]

aw man, a dumping site or recycling plant fire?

[frosty flint]

Buy it rn

[frigid oriole]

jeeze, those can stink up entire cities

[wintry briar]

This is like watching a Bitcoin investor trying to buy more people into the pyramid scheme

[frigid oriole]

because it is pretty much that

[frosty flint]

It’s not a pyramid scheme it’s just triangle shaped

[peak mason]

So anyways, how many 250 editions will it take to get BSG to add the XM7 into the game? Ehh? Productive? Ehhhh?

[wintry briar]

500 euro and you will be the truest believer for 5 years

Afterwards you need monthly 100 euro subscription to keep the rank

[wintry briar]

True!

[delicate cradle]

Yep exactly my thought. But half the time I don't get all the task done lol I end up getting busy with life and then just try messing around whenever I do hop on

[acoustic atlas]

fellas all you need to do is bomb iran

[peak mason]

Wait hold up, if they need money so badly, why doesn’t BSG sell wipe subscriptions for a lower price point?

[wintry briar]

They say they would have added a quest for the extra pocker size but whats the point of it if you need to ve around lvl 60 in order to access it

[acoustic atlas]

ik escape from tarkov is prolly an alright game but bro 150 for EoD 250 for unheard edition do the devs have a mental illness with the prices cod has lower ffs

[wintry briar]

Its insanity indeed

[acoustic atlas]

standard edition is 52 pounds its still dumb asf

do they have sales from time to time or sumshitz?

[peak mason]

Usually right before a ban wave

[wintry briar]

The game isnt even 1.0 yet... I swear it would have been so much better if they simply kept eod with extra stash and unique cosmetics only while giving other editions everything else. The edition would still be worth as a way to properly support the game

[acoustic atlas]

how many % off are the versions if the sale happens

[wintry briar]

Whilst leaving the eod as a better pay for convenience for the extra stash space the unique name and so on

[wintry briar]

About 25 pr 20

[acoustic atlas]

bro

[crystal sigil]

Why did my standard edition disappear?

[peak mason]

I don’t remember, I just know they do a sale, entice cheaters to buy in, then ban them and keep the money, which is the based way to be greedy instead of this 250 dollar bullshit

[acoustic atlas]

cod mw3 has 35% off for fucks sake

[umbral nimbus]

is it necessary to kill priest for broadcast part5?

[wintry briar]

Yeah they never to lower than that I think the lowest is for unheard edition which is halfed for eod owners

[frosty flint]

Cod mw3 sucks.. so

[acoustic atlas]

teh devs are more greedy than EA

[acoustic atlas]

ik but i was giving a comparison of humongous prices

idk if i bought the deaf edition for tarkov someone would have to hit me in the head with a brick to spend that much dough on a single game

[frosty flint]

I much rather get hazed in tarkov honestly

[latent bridge]

I do love capitalism

[autumn mesa]

So i have a ryzen 2600x and a RTX 2060 I can afford to upgrade 1 of them but not both, which would be best to upgrade?

[frosty flint]

This is like the save your mom or dad ethical dilemma

[smoky grotto]

Hi, im new in game.

[frigid oriole]

quite simple, depends on waht games you play

[nocturne vortex]

Hello!

[autumn mesa]

Tell me about it, I have been mulling it over for weeks

[frigid oriole]

if they're cpu heavy, you upgrade the cpu, if gpu heavy you upgrade gpu

[frosty flint]

Upgrade both is the only option

[acoustic atlas]

ama say cpu to not bottleneck that much

[autumn mesa]

Mostly Tarkov and Baldurs Gate 3 at the moment (others that don't even worry my system as well(

[frigid oriole]

it's not, and it's why pc is better than console - you can do partial upgrades over the years instead of having to replace the entire thing every x years

[nocturne vortex]

Tark is cpu and ram intensive

[acoustic atlas]

real

[frosty flint]

It most def is

[pliant grove]

How are you doing on this beautiful day, fellow non-believers?

[frosty flint]

Upgrade both

[thin spoke]

non believers in what

[autumn mesa]

not an option, I can't get the money together to do both

[nocturne vortex]

Head hurt

[misty lagoon]

crank Escape from tarkov resource priority to higer than normal

[acoustic atlas]

and pc is more pricy than consoles but u dont have to buy a 4090 and a threadripper 3090 or whatev the hell is the expensive af ryzen cpu called

[frosty flint]

You’re gonna have to just make it happen

How else you gonna run dd2

[pliant grove]

get well, mine too

[pliant grove]

Nikita said they are testing who are the true believers, and because I did not buy UHE I consider myself a non-believer

[misty lagoon]

w8 what

[polar glade]

Cpu would be fine for other games but not tarkov

[frosty flint]

My cpu is ryzen 9 7950X3D

You absolute nerd

[frigid oriole]

says the bootlicker

[misty lagoon]

man looking for a boot

[frosty flint]

Whine about it elsewhere

[frigid oriole]

$50 to make me go whine elsewhere, bootlicker

[misty lagoon]

$50 well spent but $250 hell na..

[frosty flint]

You’ve been begging to get paid dawg

[pliant grove]

read the leaked interview with the Emissaries 😄

[frosty flint]

U sure u ain’t saving up for tue?

[acoustic atlas]

i just joined for shitz and giggles to see if everyone is still spamming in eft chat i dont even own escape from poverty

[frigid oriole]

nah, if anything i''l donate the money to a cheeto that exclusively targets UOE owners

[misty lagoon]

putting up $250 for a DLC i wonder what those money goes to..

[frigid oriole]

jus tmy little personal P2W DLC to deal with the P2W DLCers

[frosty flint]

You’d give money to the player base that ruins the game

[pliant grove]

My Tarkov experience got so much better with added ram, Tarkov SOMEHOW needs at least 36 gigs, and I have a Ryzen 5 2600 + an RTX 3060 with 12 gigs of Vram. I consistently have somewhere around 50 fps

[frosty flint]

Sounds hinged

[frigid oriole]

i'd give money to people who nikita intentionally ignores because they bring more money to bsg anyway

[spice yarrow]

nah

[polar glade]

this. Without 32 gigs game just doesn't know how to clean ram lol

[frosty flint]

Idk I think your opinion on that is pretty weak and if anything could be considered licking cheaters boots

Which you have to actively go out of your way to do mind you

[frigid oriole]

cmon, think of your own arguments for once

[pliant grove]

Streets is eating 40-42 gigs dude. Learn to code, BSG

[frigid oriole]

after 7 years bsg still cant into proper ram management and still uses old versions of unity

the only reason they moved the version up was because it was EOLed

[frosty flint]

But tue so they can upgrade

[frigid oriole]

and even then they didnt update it to latest

[polar glade]

Its not even the map that is the problem, its mostly that people and ai for whatever reason get loaded by your pc at any time, thus full streets lobby fcks your pc to 30-50fps

[pliant grove]

it's so much easier to hide their incompetence behind the argument that "It'S StiLl in bETa!!!44!"

the fact that after 8 years with the same game on the market they still have the audacity to say "We hAvE TecHnicAL DiffICuLtiEs" is hilarious

[polar glade]

I have 60-70 fps on streets with moderate amounts of scavs offline, so i think this is true

basically you have 1fps less per player/ai on the map

[frosty flint]

1 pmc = 1 frame

[crisp bluff]

need to pay for more frames

[frosty flint]

Download more fps

[crisp bluff]

thats gonna be a new feature tho, not a dlc, so eod owners cant get it

[pliant grove]

Tarkov could have been in a much better state in far less time if they weren't milked it to death. Nikita himself said, and I quote: "In order for the comrades to donate, you need to keep the player in discomfort"

[oak stump]

not really each object on streets or another map requires textures, geometry and other data to be loaded into memory contributing to RAM usage and a lot of their models and such dont work well with newer engines and could get errors due to invalid parameters or issues of the like

[crisp bluff]

so pretty much the players gives in and buys a better edition thinking it will make him better?

or did i misunderstand something

[frigid oriole]

mip streaming would help with textures, if it worked

[pliant grove]

Nah, they (we) spend more and more money thinking it will contribute to making the game better

like with microtransactions

[woven coral]

It's time to boycott tarkov and make them fix the mess they have created

[crisp bluff]

man, money changes people
nikita probably saw the dollar signs in his eyes and lost it

[polar glade]

idfc about pvp at this point, just make official spt support with coop whats so hard. I want to play atleast some parts of tarkov that work

[oak stump]

if it works (it probably wont for another 2y X3 )

[polar glade]

always has been

[pliant grove]

he saw the dollar signs so long before tarkov, dude 😄

[oak stump]

there actually is a mod for spt which allows coop but its very finicky

[pliant grove]

[polar glade]

well for now spt site is kinda down so im waiting for it to go up to look for this

[oak stump]

wait rly?

[marble geyser]

[polar glade]

yesterday atleast

Oh my god! It's on fire!
You killed our site, so now you get a basic-ass page.

[frigid oriole]

right, gray zone is announcing release date in 3 hours

[oak stump]

oh yea it appears so, and just to be sure you are talking about the site not really transitioning to other pages like download?

[polar glade]

nvm it works now

[frigid oriole]

their site seems to work normally for me

[oak stump]

not for me rn :/

well not the /#home page

[polar glade]

go down and press the hyperlink

[worthy star]

For the mod lurking in here can we open up gun chat

[oak stump]

no option to scroll down (sent you a screenshot)

[spare cave]

True sigmas delete their gamma and buy an alpha from peacekeeper

[oak stump]

it is kinda loading but i think they might be getting ddossed by a incompetent person

or a 6y old who died to a ai pmc in spt

[polar glade]

st petersburg ip

[polar glade]

really now?

[oak stump]

ah alright and ooooooh grayzone release :>

[woven whale]

tbh gz looks like shit rn

[hard badger]

grayzone looks awful compared to tarkov

might be more polished in the future, and possibly better, but atm switching would be night and day

[oak stump]

||I know just trying to be positive about it and seem interested as i dont really like the game||

[polar glade]

well id rather invest my 50$ into this than upgrading to unheard

[hazy fossil]

I don't know about weapons customization of gzw

[woven whale]

50/50, prob I'll just buy helldivers2 for another friend than buying gz/unheard :>