beginners-assistance

[spiral flicker]

I was on discord alone and he just joined from his work lol

[fervent ermine]

Good friend geller

[spiral flicker]

Yes

Tip his pc

[fervent ermine]

Hauu look at the clip in #weapon-modding

[spiral flicker]

Rip

[fervent ermine]

They fucking stared at him

[spiral flicker]

Yea skill issue

5:59

[fervent ermine]

Time for work

[whole linden]

need help with bunker part 2

[fervent ermine]

What do you work in if you mind saying

[fervent ermine]

#pvp-lfg

[prime tendon]

can some one help bait for my shooter born

[dry belfry]

#pvp-lfg

[dry belfry]

Influencer

[fervent ermine]

My favorite youtuber Hauu11

[dry belfry]

My favorite hot tub streamer

[granite fable]

what does the lucky scav junk box do?

[fathom ocean]

hold junk

its a very good case

[topaz trout]

whats a good sign someone is camping d2

[granite fable]

worth the money?

[dry belfry]

You're in a reserve raid

[fervent ermine]

^

[fathom ocean]

facts

I mean yeah

[tacit ferry]

I’m playing in a 2v2 tournament tomorrow kek

[dry belfry]

What are your mains

[fervent ermine]

Is jaeger’s 416 still op

[smoky oracle]

so that was awsome just had about 9 scavs running around reserve sadly no raiders spawned

*player * scav

[tacit ferry]

Finka aruni twitch buck rook but depends on the map

[dry belfry]

Ahhh ok

I'm Mira/Glaz

Almost exclusively

[fast lion]

Jesus christ I have not been able to play a single raid without getting disconnected the whole day

Idk if my isp is shit or is tarkov server the same as gaijin's server

[dry belfry]

Your ISP

[fervent ermine]

Both

If gainin’s server is shit

[silent spruce]

Is it bad that I’m still lvl 10 😓

And have barely gotten any tasks done 🤦‍♂️

[mint light]

no

people are low lvl at every point in wipe

[silent spruce]

Thank god, I’m away till Wednesday and I’m anxious just thinking about how behind I am

[unreal scarab]

how can i get labs access keycards fast other than scav and therapist lvl 4

[mint light]

u can always kill someone with a headshot

[bold kernel]

get a friend to buy it for you and drop it if possible

[dry belfry]

🙄

[mint light]

💀

[silent spruce]

Debatable 😂😂

I’ve seen clips of people just tanking headshots

Face shots for sure

[mint light]

if ur using high pen ammo u can

not one hit

[silent spruce]

But I’m lvl 10 tho 😂😂

I got that pp stuff

[mint light]

only good ammo cant one hit unless like lag or helmet

[silent spruce]

Fair enough

[mint light]

igolnik does 37 damage head has 40 health

so at distance they wont die

[still quail]

can i get sherpas in this cord?

[silent spruce]

Igolnik hardly ever spawns tho. I got like 30 from a drop. Just waiting to build a nice kit and use them

[still quail]

i have so many quests on lighthouse i just have zero idea how to run the map and where to go lmfao

[mint light]

i have thousands of it usually

bosses have it commonly and it spawns in 30 packs

[silent spruce]

So you just farm bosses

[dry belfry]

Why are so many messages getting deleted?

Or server is messed up?

[mint light]

no they are just usually in my way

[silent spruce]

😂

Love it

I might just run a night raid in woods and try to finish my salewas and food tasks

Rip to my vision, might just bump up the gamma

[proud elbow]

@silent spruce could you help me learn the game

[silent spruce]

I mean maybe, I’m still relatively new to the game myself

[mint light]

lol

[dry belfry]

A beautiful friendship blossoming before our eyes

[proud elbow]

well the only part ive plaeyed is scav

[whole thistle]

(it was indeed wipe timer)

[silent spruce]

Uhhhh ask @mint light

😂😂😂

[proud elbow]

@mint light what do i do

[mint light]

learn maps

[silent spruce]

Please help us @max

😂😂

[dry belfry]

This is your guys' first mistake lol

[silent spruce]

Nah for real thanks for your input @mint light

[whole thistle]

good chap called pestily can help you

[proud elbow]

where do i go to find him

[whole thistle]

youtube

[proud elbow]

bruh

[proud elbow]

[whole thistle]

this guide is cracked asf you can just click through the chapters to things youre wondering about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JTUQJOjDxI

[whole thistle]

if you watch the entire thing at once you will be instantly diagnosed with several brain disorders

[fervent ermine]

There are a shitton of tarkov guides

It’s honestly easier to play and learn

[proud elbow]

@whole thistle well ive got the already nothing could get worse

[whole thistle]

when i was starting out i had a good balance of watching guides and getting carried by my friends

it was smooth sailing frfr

[silent spruce]

That’s not pestily that’s actually jessekazam 🙄🙄😂😂

[fervent ermine]

I had no one to carry me, and i didn’t watch guides lmao

[whole thistle]

Have you ever considered being ratiod?

[fervent ermine]

It took me a long ass time to progress tho

[whole thistle]

that is why

[silent spruce]

Hmmmm… perhaps

[fervent ermine]

It’s mostly me being bad

[silent spruce]

The key to this game, imo, is surviving

Getting good at pvp is the fun part

[whole thistle]

it took me like 100 hours to get comfortable
i have seen people with literally like 500 who cant kill scavs

[proud elbow]

@whole thistle you seem to know the game well could you help me an @silent spruce

[fervent ermine]

💀

[silk lantern]

I love just yeeting a grenade and killing someone

[silent spruce]

Ong that’s funny af

[whole thistle]

im currently making it out the hood (very fucking poor and questing)

[silent spruce]

^

[fervent ermine]

Im still in the hood

[whole thistle]

i hate shoreline so much

[silent spruce]

Rip

[whole thistle]

ive seen sanitar like 3 times total and i FOUND HIM TWICE TODAY

[fervent ermine]

Fuck shoreline, love resort

[silent spruce]

Ong

[whole thistle]

all of the quests make me fucking survey the sanitar spawns

[fervent ermine]

Lmao

I have seen him once

[whole thistle]

it makes me want to drill my eye balls with a fucking rock

[fervent ermine]

And they were bugged

[whole thistle]

earlier he literally just walked into me and my gun was to the side so i couldnt shoot him

and he killed me

[fervent ermine]

I killed sanitar abd guards because they had no guns

[whole thistle]

*after taking like 15 shots of bt to the spine

[fervent ermine]

Well the guns weren’t out

[fervent ermine]

I remember having a sanitar guard kill me and my trio pushing him, he tanked bp, m62 and fucking 9mm rip

[whole thistle]

ive been shot through that fence so many times by his guards

with fucking multi shot enchanted m61

[fervent ermine]

All ai has multishot

[whole thistle]

single gunshot but each one of my limbs took 2 shots each

[whole thistle]

I KNWO

I HAT EIT

[fervent ermine]

Bullets have 100% frag chance

I dont fucking get it

[whole thistle]

killa and his fucking an94 make me want to crush small animals

[fervent ermine]

No an94 in tarkov

Lmao

[whole thistle]

THe way his rpk works it fucking is one

[fervent ermine]

Rpk?

Oh shit yeah it bursts lmao

[proud elbow]

what map should i run for pmc

[whole thistle]

if there was an ai with an actual an94 it would shoot 16 rounds at a time

[fervent ermine]

Also fucking shturman and his guards with an svds

They insta kill with 2 snb to thorax

Even though one bullet was shot

[whole thistle]

customs is good to learn early on because lots of quests but there's lots of scavs which will spank you before you get used to fighting them

[sturdy elm]

Might invest in 20 TOZs

[vernal fiber]

"Used to fighting them" ** When you still consistently get shot in the face .2 seconds they are in line of sight of you**

[dry belfry]

Skill issue?

[lusty escarp]

Why can't I make a Tarkov account with any of my emails?

[fervent ermine]

#community-support

[lusty escarp]

I did, no answer.

[vernal fiber]

I wish it was

[mint light]

are u new to the game

[dry belfry]

Wishes do come true, you know

[fervent ermine]

Why are you slow walking on factory

[sturdy elm]

are these keys worth anything?

[dry belfry]

Probably tagged and cursed 😂

[fervent ermine]

Cottage is

[vernal fiber]

Is slow walking bad or something

[mint light]

on factory

worried about making sound on factory

[vernal fiber]

So like i want people to hear me, that makes sense

[fervent ermine]

They can hear your breathing on factory

That’s how close you are to each other

[mint light]

people are gonna swing corners and u cant react

smallest map in the game

[valid trout]

Don’t be afraid on factory lmao

[mint light]

did u slow walk ur entire way down that corridor

what if someone ran up behind you lol

[vernal fiber]

I'd probably hear them sprinting and turn to shoot them

[valid trout]

Did you have headphones on

[mint light]

with a shotgun

so real

[vernal fiber]

No my character didnt have headphones

[valid trout]

That’s why

[vernal fiber]

What do headphones do

[fervent ermine]

You can hear better

[valid trout]

Make stuff louder

Like footsteps

[fervent ermine]

Different headphoens amplify different audio types

Comtacs make footsteps very loud

I likey

[vernal fiber]

Ok thats kinda weird logic, why would headphones make things loude

[valid trout]

M32s I like the most

[vernal fiber]

i thought headphones would make stuff quieter

[valid trout]

🤦‍♂️

[vernal fiber]

I dont get it legitimately, like irl if i put my headphones on stuff is quieter than without them

[valid trout]

Bro

It’s different headphones lol

[mint light]

shooting headphones function differently

[cobalt scarab]

are any of these keys good

[vernal fiber]

Wouldnt any type of headphone muffle sounds since its something blocking your ears

[valid trout]

Not really

Directors is decent

[mint light]

110 is safe

[whole thistle]

"Fucking"
-socrates

[fervent ermine]

110, 105, directors, 214 are safe keys

[whole thistle]

you don't have an active headset made for shooting

[fervent ermine]

Also conference room is a good key too

[whole thistle]

they're not headphones that you plug into a computer they're made to do what they do in game @vernal fiber

[mint light]

gunshots quiet everything else not. atleast for shooting range headphones

[valid trout]

I’ve used firing range headphones irl lol

Uncomfortable as hell

[vernal fiber]

Ok, how do headphones make stuff louder, thats kinda weird

[mint light]

better then my ears being gone

[valid trout]

And dosent work very wel

[whole thistle]

the batteries in my dad's comtacs exploded so he just had me wear them to muffle the noise lmao

[valid trout]

Yup

[whole thistle]

they intake sound with a microphone and compress it

[mint light]

airpod pros noise cancellation are cracked too

actually useful

[valid trout]

I was amazed when I put them on first time

I use it all the time

[valid trout]

^^^

[fervent ermine]

Then my parents get pissed when i dont hear them with airpods if it’s on noise cancelling lmao

[whole thistle]

i hate not being able to hear things

1 earbud gang

[fervent ermine]

Fr

I have one on rn

[thorny tartan]

why is my friends from the west part 2 not coming up?

[valid trout]

Level requirements

[vernal fiber]

Oh they have a microphone then, okay that makes sense i guess. I thought the headset was for some kinda long range voice chat thing

[whole thistle]

radios soon ™️

[vernal fiber]

like how voice chat is range based, if you had headphones you could talk to other dudes on your team from far away with them on

[whole thistle]

they plan to add something like that eventually

[fervent ermine]

You will be able to loot it from goons maybe

[valid trout]

And rogues

[fervent ermine]

What is the point of radio, people will keep using discord

[valid trout]

Idk

[whole thistle]

i might use it for the larp

[fervent ermine]

Just unnecessary work tbf

[fervent ermine]

Fair

[vernal fiber]

I guess that random dude must've heard me slow walking down the hallway and just prefired at the exact moment, that was just really unlucky

[fervent ermine]

When custom servers come out no doubt there will be a fivem for tarkov

[vernal fiber]

unless theres some shit that lets people see around corners

[valid trout]

Or he went behind you

[vernal fiber]

without having to peek, like a mirror or something

[valid trout]

And shot you in the head

[valid trout]

Nothing like that

Lol

[fervent ermine]

He prob heard you

[whole thistle]

he was just behind you lmao

[fervent ermine]

Slow walking while standing is not very effective

[valid trout]

Yes

[thorny tartan]

im level 22

[whole thistle]

the only way to make people not hear you is to crouch and slow walk, anything else is just making you an easy target

[valid trout]

Restart ur game

[fervent ermine]

Do you have friend fron the west 1 done

[thorny tartan]

bruh

[thorny tartan]

its not there tf

[vernal fiber]

Yeah if there was a guy behind me in that, it would be unfortunate he swung the corner the second that guy swung his corner

[thorny tartan]

i dont have that task

[dim herald]

Should I be selling ram , pcu, pcb , pcord etc. at level 8 or hold on to them

[valid trout]

Friend from the west pt1?

[vernal fiber]

cause i checked my back like 3 seconds before that corner without seeing anyone, and nobody was running or stuff

[thorny tartan]

its not there either

[whole thistle]

you need a couple cpus for a quest

[thorny tartan]

my tarkov is legit broken

[whole thistle]

powercord too and its expensive on the market

[valid trout]

You need friend from the west pt1 first

[thorny tartan]

ok, why dont i have that

[valid trout]

What skier tasks do you have

[thorny tartan]

req is level 8

[valid trout]

Show me

[thorny tartan]

restarting loadding now thannk you

[valid trout]

Screen shot

[thorny tartan]

yes yes

30 seconds

[dim herald]

Okay thanks should I sell the rest like ssd , psu , pcb , ram?

[visual flame]

Any tips for someone who started playing the game today?

[whole thistle]

make sure to sell ssd to peacekeeper but yeah

[thorny tartan]

on ur first eyes say in ur head "welcome to tarkov"

[valid trout]

Uninstall it

[dim herald]

Okay great thanks

[whole thistle]

get ready to cry

[dim herald]

Trueeee

[thorny tartan]

YO

[whole thistle]

you havent dont flash drive

[valid trout]

That’s why

[thorny tartan]

LMAO

[whole thistle]

get questlocked nerd

[valid trout]

You need that before

[thorny tartan]

wow

why doesnt tarkov wiki say that

what kind of ogres run that

[dim herald]

What about recharble battery

[valid trout]

It does

[thorny tartan]

and sherpas will refer us to that like the bible

[whole thistle]

you need a couple of those too, check wiki

[thorny tartan]

nooooo i stg i checked

[whole thistle]

it does

[visual flame]

Okay, so is the community toxic then? lmao

[dim herald]

Okay easy

[valid trout]

Get glasses

[thorny tartan]

extremely toxic good luck finding games in the public chqat

jk you can find good groups with other noobs

[valid trout]

? I play solo

[thorny tartan]

but higher level players are super cliche

[whole thistle]

its not that the community is toxic, just the game is very hard

[thorny tartan]

true

[valid trout]

1000hours 5 wipes, not a noob

[dim herald]

Yeah I feel like by design it is toxic, but u can find nice people to help you like in here

[thorny tartan]

not talking about you at all wtf lol

[visual flame]

I was hoping to find someone(s) that is halfway decent to run some games with to learn a bit.

[thorny tartan]

thank you for your help i bet ur a very good tarkov player actually 😛

i was talking to the guy who just bought the game

[valid trout]

[thorny tartan]

anyways

can you help me on reserve rn

[whole thistle]

yo,

[thorny tartan]

lmao

[visual flame]

That emote is yack lmao

[vernal fiber]

Kinda like DayZ community low key

Theres too much risk in trusting strangers

[dim herald]

Exactly

[vernal fiber]

Everyone is paranoid as fuck

[dim herald]

it’s like real life 😂

[valid trout]

[thorny tartan]

you guys dont even know, i heard a scav asking another scav to shoot him in the leg for a "task" lmao.....

[vernal fiber]

Thats why scav land on reserve is halarious

[visual flame]

Does anyone know if they're ever geniuniely going to launch the game and start Seasons?

[whole thistle]

this game just makes you focus for like 20 minutes at a time and that gets hard, cat imagine how people play dayz

[valid trout]

Yes

[whole thistle]

maybe you just need a stronger version of whichever mental disorder we all have lmao

[thorny tartan]

CHECK ur DMS"?

[vernal fiber]

Not as stressful, generally looting and stuff isnt as complicated and what not

however it is far, far more quiet

[whole thistle]

true

[valid trout]

I did

[thorny tartan]

who can help me on some tasks on reserve level 50 last wipe can totally hold my own just tell me where to go

[vernal fiber]

Its only not as stressful as tarkov due to the high amount of down time inbetween shooting and what not

[whole thistle]

the only experience with dayz type games i have is playing apocalypse rising on roblox with my cousin when i was like 10 lmao

[heady schooner]

lfg

[vernal fiber]

most encounters are also across 200 meter ranges

with grass and flatlands, tree's etc

So most people with sprint away and avoid a fight

cant do that in tarkov

[thorny tartan]

yeah and get one of the dudes whose been team killing people all day? no thanks lol

[whole thistle]

no you can pretty easily

as long as youre willing to backtrack and go the other way around the map

[visual flame]

Anywhere we can see a roadmap or timeline for this?

[heady schooner]

#pvp-lfg meant to link this is there a guy tking in there?

[thorny tartan]

as long as your willing to back track and spend 20 more minutes for an equal chance at dying just later on then yeah it works

yeah there is

from what i saw

3 dif people

[heady schooner]

oh ight

[thorny tartan]

or parties, but might be the same people just dif posts

[fervent ermine]

Don’t use tarkov lfg if you’re scared of dying lmao

[valid trout]

No, they said 1.0 release date will be Ann later this year

[fervent ermine]

Or don’t run good gear with em

[whole thistle]

it wont be

[thorny tartan]

you mean , dont play tarkov if ur scared of dying? lol

[fervent ermine]

Solo?

Ever heard of it

[valid trout]

Announced

[fervent ermine]

Or do you need carries to play

[vernal fiber]

Well yes but actually no, if you sprint away in tarkov theres likely going to be people where you run to

[visual flame]

Oh. That's great news. Sounds like I got in at a good time then. Hopefully they fulfill on that.

[vernal fiber]

In DayZ 80% of the map is unpopulated

[thorny tartan]

ok so whose going to log in and help me on reserve

[whole thistle]

streets has been "coming next wipe" for 3 years

[valid trout]

Just kill them

[vernal fiber]

in tarkov theres like probably 40% unpopulated zones

[thorny tartan]

LOL

[valid trout]

Ez clap

[vernal fiber]

you know the context to this right

[fervent ermine]

Nah it’s coming next wipe actually

[thorny tartan]

LOLLLLLL

[whole thistle]

that's what i said last wipe

[valid trout]

No I’m sleep af

[fervent ermine]

Right, i’m not coping right?

[whole thistle]

"Lighthouse expansion will come in small patch, next real wipe is streets!!!"
-nikita like 2 months ago

[vernal fiber]

TL:DR DayZ is less stressful despite death being more punishing, cause of the fact in DayZ the map is very underpopulated

[whole thistle]

rust has both more punishing deaths and a populated map and i love it

[valid trout]

Dayz death less punishing

[fervent ermine]

Some people on rust are lifeless

Even more lifeless thsn tarkov

[subtle mica]

Guys what's the fastest way to get lvl 2 traders, i am lvl 15 but my traders are still only lvl 1

[valid trout]

Tasks

[vernal fiber]

Idk if you die on full loot far away from spawn its probably gonna take you literally all day to get shit back

[visual flame]

So, before I f@#$ off, this isn't really much of a beginners assistance then? lol

[valid trout]

Eh

[whole thistle]

i used to be one of the full time rusters and honestly it was so fun

[vernal fiber]

Tarkov i can just pull stuff from my pile and go back into another raid

[valid trout]

It is

[whole thistle]

late night this server turns into general chat ngl

[visual flame]

You've been helpful. Thank you.

[valid trout]

And you did again, again, again, lose money

[visual flame]

Gotcha.

[valid trout]

What @whole thistle said

[vernal fiber]

I've never had anyone in tarkov rip my entire stache and then ruin my base before

[subtle mica]

I am doing tasks constantly and traders still only lvl 1

[vernal fiber]

Besides the devs

[valid trout]

Check money requirements

[whole thistle]

lmao

[valid trout]

And level requirements

[fervent ermine]

It’s fun till you get offlined

[whole thistle]

then we would do some welyn shit and get revenge

[subtle mica]

Well yeah i dont have those but i am asking what's the most reliable way ciz i jist dont wanna dump lets say half a million to pk for something random you know

[fervent ermine]

You will need the dollars anyway

[valid trout]

Sell stuff to him instead of therapist or mechanic

[subtle mica]

Oh wait a can buy dollars and it will still count even tho i will still keep most of my money

[fervent ermine]

Ja

[subtle mica]

That didn't occur to me okay, but what about the other traders

[whole thistle]

technically you still keep all your money

[whole thistle]

just look up "(trader) fast leveling" on youtube, people have videos on what items are best to cheese them

[fervent ermine]

Jaeger is tnt bricks

[subtle mica]

I tried that but everything is so old so i am not sure if its still accurate?

[fervent ermine]

I actually dint remember how o got prapor done

I probably bought gsshs

[whole thistle]

most things from last wipe still work, within the last month is ideal

[fervent ermine]

And used them

[subtle mica]

Wow I've been sellin all of them to therapist :(

[whole thistle]

insurance cost

[whole thistle]

on you buy tnt and sell it to him

[fervent ermine]

I insure with the rapist

[whole thistle]

you lose like 1k rubles per cycle

and gain 20k spent

[fervent ermine]

I did prapor by repairing tho

Prob

[subtle mica]

What you can insure with other traders than prapor?

[whole thistle]

just therapist

she returns stuff faster and holds it for longer

way more expensive

[subtle mica]

Okay i had no idea

[fervent ermine]

I only do it because i hate waiting the extra day

[whole thistle]

i dont do it because i dont care

[visual flame]

Have ya'll tried working with Sherpas before?

[subtle mica]

U can buy tnt?

[whole thistle]

ive heard the tickets take forever

[fervent ermine]

Flea market

[whole thistle]

flea market

[valid trout]

You can try

[fervent ermine]

Especially with the influx of players since its a wipe

[whole thistle]

mid last wipe i heard it was a week or two

[subtle mica]

Oh right, almost wanted to say that i don't have flea yet but i actually do, still not used to having it xd

[whole thistle]

yea and by the time you need to level any traders you'll have it

so win win ezpz

[vernal fiber]

my faith in humanity is restored

2 friendly players in factory somehow

[fervent ermine]

Why were you running factory

[vernal fiber]

shotgun scav

[whole thistle]

oh

i thought you meant pmc lol

[fervent ermine]

Ah

[vernal fiber]

I literally didnt have to kill anyone

[fervent ermine]

Same lol

Also why scav factory

Never profitable

[whole thistle]

you dont usually except for factory

[vernal fiber]

I got 2 tier 4 vests

[fervent ermine]

Which ones

[vernal fiber]

Something weird happened

Hang on

[raw elm]

Anyone with the machinery key willing to help me finish the quest 'Checking' on Customs?

[vernal fiber]

Uhhh something weird is going on with the game

[whole thistle]

it has a set spawn in a jacket in dorms if no one is willing to help

[whole thistle]

you are being punished for taking a loot screenshot

[raw elm]

@whole thistle Alright, Which side of dorms? I will try and get there but I am not that great at pvp so hopefully I can snatch it.

[vernal fiber]

Is that like, a serious thing

Or am I being trolled

[whole thistle]

you can usually grab it with no issue if you scav, it's in room 206 of the 3 story building

[whole thistle]

no lmao

[vernal fiber]

Ok uh fuck I wouldn’t put it past tarkov to do that

[raw elm]

@whole thistle Thank you my friend. Appreciate it

[vernal fiber]

But I’m actually really confused

Has this happened to anyone before

[mint light]

dusty wusty

try pressing esc

if not just task manager

[whole thistle]

if loot screenshots werent allowed i would have life in prison 🥶

[whole thistle]

i think i have an idea

[vernal fiber]

What is it

[whole thistle]

this used to happen to me with old cods

[mint light]

u should have had ur task manager on top

do that in the settings

it makes it always pop up no matter what

[dim herald]

AUS servers going crazy for me right now

[whole thistle]

press windows tab and close task manager there then click new desktop and the top and open task manager in that new desktop then close tarkov through it

[vernal fiber]

Well is there a key shortcut to do that I can’t pull ANYTHING besides tarkov to the top

[mint light]

yeah this can be negated by having task manager on top

[whole thistle]

do you have task manager locked on top of your screen while gaming lil doggy

[mint light]

no

it makes it always pop up

like forced

[dim herald]

That’s essential

[mint light]

even when ur in a mini bricked state

[dim herald]

Especially with a game like tarkov 😂

[vernal fiber]

Where is uh new desktop

[whole thistle]

bruh why is that cut in half

lmao

still works

[valid trout]

Spotify free 😭

[vernal fiber]

What’s that called where you get your uh applications to appear like that

[whole thistle]

im too based and redpilled for taht shit

[whole thistle]

its called task view or smth idk its win+tab

[vernal fiber]

I’m not that good with computers obviously

[whole thistle]

its like a freaky alt tab

[vernal fiber]

Yeah no it isn’t working

[valid trout]

@vernal fiber why Russian username u sound white af

[vernal fiber]

Literally nothing is working

[whole thistle]

power button time 💀

[whole thistle]

what color are russians then

[vernal fiber]

When I get judged because of my family 💀

[whole thistle]

i assumed your name was just a meme and meant balls or smth

[vernal fiber]

I’m not even acting cool with it too I’m literally named “Moron”

My username in English text is Debil

[thorny tartan]

iiight so what pro here is getting off ther phone logging on and helping me on reserve?

[vernal fiber]

Which translates to Moron

[whole thistle]

i hate the russian alphabet

it is wrong

[valid trout]

Go in #pvp-lfg

[vernal fiber]

I mean I could help you with reserve I know that map the best out of them, but my shit is bricked up

[valid trout]

My brother in Christ

[reef field]

Ayooo

[valid trout]

I’m Russian

[thorny tartan]

ah yes bricked shit

[whole thistle]

shitted brick

[fervent ermine]

I shit bricks

[whole thistle]

why

[fervent ermine]

They chose it as their faction before spawning

Why do you think lmao

[valid trout]

[whole thistle]

shouldve choke usec like me 💯

[thorny tartan]

bricked shit is what i get when i eat BWW

and when i play reserve

[whole thistle]

you eat belarusian white women?

[vernal fiber]

They have really good food

[thorny tartan]

yes

actually lmao

[vernal fiber]

Whenever im at my grandparents

i gain 20kg

[thorny tartan]

ex fiance was a bosnian

im sure i tore down some belarus when i visited

[vernal fiber]

My grandfather has a deep fat fryer

[thorny tartan]

but i ment Buffalo Wild Wings

[vernal fiber]

his chebureki is the best

[whole thistle]

actually answered "why are you russian" lmao

[whole thistle]

thats way less cool

[valid trout]

My grandma is in russia 😭

[whole thistle]

My grandma is a grandma

[vernal fiber]

Is she safe? Genuine question

[fervent ermine]

My grandmam is dead

[whole thistle]

ive still got one left

[valid trout]

Yes she is my dad calls her every other day

[fervent ermine]

Same here

[dim herald]

Sell cat figurine and teapot at level 8 ?

[vernal fiber]

I heard once the conflict started, anyone who talked about it or acknowledged it what it is gets arrested or some kind of penalty

[whole thistle]

sadly shes like 4400 miles away

[valid trout]

Zelll

[valid trout]

Yea my dad wants to talk to her abt politics with her but she immediately shuts it down

[vernal fiber]

I dont have living relatives in russia, at least that i know of, my grandfather left on military leave

[dim herald]

Thankyou thankyou

[fervent ermine]

Skittles do you get silenced for talking about shit about ukraine

[vernal fiber]

When he was deployed in the desert, he apparently managed to ditch

[fervent ermine]

Or do you not live in russia

[valid trout]

I live in New York

[whole thistle]

zased

[valid trout]

No

[fervent ermine]

Ah

[whole thistle]

noo yoak

[dim herald]

What about condensed milk sell ?

[fervent ermine]

You don’t agree with what happens in ukraine right?

[whole thistle]

sell to the one who therapizes

[vernal fiber]

Yeah he said he had a friend in the middle east who managed to help smuggle him in a leftover ammo crate after the russians left

[whole thistle]

lmao

[fervent ermine]

Who rapes*

[whole thistle]

i am the one who knocks

[vernal fiber]

One of those big wooden crates and stuff

[valid trout]

I love seeing rats on the streets

[whole thistle]

cringe!! alligator gang 4 lyfe bay bee

[dim herald]

Okay thanks , one last one , electric motors ? They not a task item but do u need to keep them for hideout or something

[fervent ermine]

I am the one who fucks

[whole thistle]

probably i dont remember

[valid trout]

FLORDIA sucks

[dim herald]

😂

[valid trout]

Electric motor 70k in flea

[whole thistle]

ok but do you have cool big lizards in your ponds mr concrete???

[valid trout]

Hold on I have something for you

[whole thistle]

do not throw a brick through my window

[whole thistle]

he threw a brick through my window

[valid trout]

Pipe bomb*

[dim herald]

Oh well I sold it 😂

[whole thistle]

gators are so fucking funny dude i love them

[dim herald]

That was like a 150k scav round fuck yeah

[whole thistle]

i know they can run at 800 mph or whatever but they're so goofy

[mint light]

gator

[valid trout]

Do you have a pet gator

[whole thistle]

no

i wish

[vernal fiber]

Good news

I actually managed to salvage it

I hit the power button but before the pc fully turned off, i canceled the power down

and somehow

all my shit started to work again

[fervent ermine]

Huh

[whole thistle]

the engineer

you just had to threaten your pc a little

[vernal fiber]

LOL

[fervent ermine]

Anyway i go sleep, it’s 10am amazing sleeping schedule

Gn

[dim herald]

I feel that 😩

[whole thistle]

i also need to sleep wtf

[spiral flicker]

Tf crusader nolifer af

[fervent ermine]

Go back to work bozo

[spiral flicker]

He's still here after 3,5 hours

Nah

I am getting paid for sitting fr

[valid trout]

3 am gang‼️

[fervent ermine]

Learning from the best

[whole thistle]

yass

[spiral flicker]

Yes

[fervent ermine]

Learning from geller

[dim herald]

Who’s best to sell pc parts too

[vernal fiber]

Anyways i got those two armors

[spiral flicker]

Ofc

[fervent ermine]

The one who rapes

[vernal fiber]

on my factory scav run

[valid trout]

Eat right

Rig

[dim herald]

Who is that 😂😂😂

[valid trout]

Rat

[fervent ermine]

Ok goodnight

[whole thistle]

the rapist

[fervent ermine]

Fuck you hauu

[spiral flicker]

Nah

Fuck u

[dim herald]

Propor?

[vernal fiber]

How did you get eat right, from rat rig lol

[raw elm]

LFG in Customs. Looking to do 'Checking' (for pocket watch) and Operation Aquarius (206 dorms key needed) Anyone down?

[fervent ermine]

I forgot the ‘i will’

[whole thistle]

therapist

with a space in the middle

[valid trout]

Autocorrect

[dim herald]

OHHHH

[fervent ermine]

I meant ‘i will fuck you’

[vernal fiber]

Weird

[dim herald]

FUCK

I didn’t get it

[fervent ermine]

Gn

[spiral flicker]

Ayo

[vernal fiber]

I mean i can always be your shitty body guard

[whole thistle]

i remember years ago one of my friends actually photoshopped prapor's tag into The Rapist, i knew nothing about tarkov and was just very confused lmao

[raw elm]

@vernal fiber I'm level 8 and still have gear fear. I redefine 'shitty' but if you're willing to come i'm in LFG Customs #16, up to you

[whole thistle]

You have received a warning on the Escape from Tarkov Official server: Do not post memes. We don't have a meme channel. Your next offense will be a ban from the server due to the amount of cases you have.

[dim herald]

Fuck it why not I’m level 8 too

[valid trout]

AHHHH GET SHIT ONNNNN

[whole thistle]

You have been muted for 6 hours. Reason given: Do not post memes or non-Tarkov related images.

[mint light]

zapwag lets play something

anything lil bruh

[valid trout]

Fuck it, I’m 8 years old too

[dim herald]

😮

[whole thistle]

im going to sleep dawg

[mint light]

omg

i should get ready or not fr

[valid trout]

Get it

[dim herald]

Worth ?

[valid trout]

It’s fun

[whole thistle]

yea

[dim herald]

Lovely

[raw elm]

I'd say so

[dim herald]

if only I had the fkn space

[mint light]

cant u mod ready or not too

[whole thistle]

yea

[valid trout]

You can mod it yes

[whole thistle]

i got mad mods im ngl

[edgy lintel]

oh bummer on lighthouse when I get shot at I lag out

[mint light]

are they game breaking

or lore breaking

IMMERSION BREAKING

[whole thistle]

no, the game devs run the nexus page so theres no cheating

[edgy lintel]

currently in a black screen lasted 10 minutes now should I task manager?

[mint light]

u cant use steam workshop?!?!?!

shit game retiring

[whole thistle]

dude one time i literally found a mod that was called like "Officer heads with balaclavas (lore friendly)" and i could not take it that shit was too funny

[whole thistle]

not yet

[valid trout]

I’m going to bed goodnight all love you 😘

[mint light]

stupid game fr

[spiral flicker]

Imagine going to bad bruh

I want to go too

[edgy lintel]

I should go to bed I have work in 5 hours

[spiral flicker]

[whole thistle]

KEEP TARKING

[spiral flicker]

I am in work rn

[whole thistle]

i dont believe eu people exist

[dim herald]

I’ve gone from dying first 15 raids in a row losing everything to back up at 900k I’m actually learning 🤤😍

[mint light]

im just tilt queuing valorant like a boss

[spiral flicker]

Skill issue

[whole thistle]

i died like 4 times in a row on shoreline today and just gave up

[spiral flicker]

Skill issue

[whole thistle]

sanitar killed me twice

[edgy lintel]

In my case I have a hardware issue

[spiral flicker]

Just kill him first

[edgy lintel]

I cannot fight back when being shot at because my screen freezes

[spiral flicker]

Tf are your specs

[whole thistle]

I CANT

[edgy lintel]

slightly below recommended

[dim herald]

HAHAHA

[mint light]

this is the funniest video i have ever watched

[whole thistle]

i put 19 fucking bullets into his lungs and he coughed really loud so i thought he died

[mint light]

have u tried headshotting

[dim herald]

Ayo ur game looks nice tho u got saturation turned up?

[mint light]

yeah thats called postfx!!!

[whole thistle]

not just saturation

[dim herald]

What’s ur post fx settings big dog

[whole thistle]

lemme get a postfx screenshot

game opening

[spiral flicker]

Bro 5.45 vs sanitar

[dim herald]

🙏🏽

[mint light]

zapwag got some dumb shit like 33 brightness

[spiral flicker]

Next time .338 against him fr

[mint light]

his excuse is my eyes are fat or something

[valid trout]

Skill issue. Seethe and cope.

[whole thistle]

i killed 2 of his guards with m855 and took that gun off one lmao

[spiral flicker]

Yea

But

5.45

[mint light]

5.45 against anyone

lol

[spiral flicker]

Is to kill ppl not AI

[whole thistle]

mfw these hoes hating on my shit caliber

[mint light]

sanitar fucks really hard

[spiral flicker]

Dud I love 5.45

[valid trout]

Can confirm

[mint light]

worst postfx in mankinds history

[dim herald]

I’m gonna copy and see

[spiral flicker]

Best caliber in the game but it's not good against AI

[whole thistle]

one of your little labs goons turns his whole game purple

i dont wanna hear it

[valid trout]

LOL I SAW THAR

[spiral flicker]

Bro have u ever seen wized's post fx

Dud don't have red but he have purple

Sunset = purple sky

[mint light]

all the smilers use purple game fr

[spiral flicker]

Disgusting

[mint light]

i might go purple mode

[spiral flicker]

[mint light]

whats also good

[whole thistle]

My sunsets get mad pretty sometimes I'm not even gonna lie

[mint light]

is if u do protanopia 20-30

it brings out reds n shit

so dark shit is brighter

[spiral flicker]

Well back to work

See ya

[valid trout]

No

[whole thistle]

Idk why but my postfx have a bit of a red outline to stuff at night

It kinda goes hard

[mint light]

boost

i think does that

[whole thistle]

none 100 goes so fucking hard

If you don't have none 100 you're throwing

[ionic bloom]

what the fuck

my boy spawned with the clock and paracord

i got the med stuff

nothing else

it was 17 mins left

[dim herald]

Trying to extract with no legs and no pain meds rn

Gonna take 15 fkn minutes

[ionic bloom]

skill issue?

[dim herald]

10 percent

[misty ginkgo]

15 worth minutes 💪

[dim herald]

Hope so I’m still going 😂

[ionic bloom]

your pfp scares me

[edgy elbow]

which ammos are to be kept?

[misty ginkgo]

55a1, SP-6, M62, AP

You can buy the rest (or something better) from traders

[dim herald]

Omg we did it

I saw someone at the extract and begged for them to spare me and they did

What a good Huns

Human

[ionic bloom]

if it was me i would have done the same cuz im garbage at killing people

[dim herald]

😂

I walked across the whole of interchange with no legs

how good

[misty ginkgo]

Did you get some good loot then?

[ionic bloom]

probs not

its interchange everything is looted already

it comes prelooted

[misty ginkgo]

Feels like that yeah

But i’ve found 52 LedXs

As a night Interchange enjoyer

And 137 GPUs

[dim herald]

Actually fairly decent

I just started playing interchange for the first time

Seems to be much more consistent loot and easy to remember extracts compared to customs

I can nearly buy a scab box 😍

[misty ginkgo]

It is

There’s literally 5 extracts

On the entire map

Customs has ~12

[dim herald]

I fucking hate it

And scav and pmc are all different

[misty ginkgo]

You’ll get used to it

[dim herald]

Where as u just learn the 5 and u good for interchange

[misty ginkgo]

Upcoming Interchange main? 💪

[dim herald]

Perhaps perhaps , I haven’t really tried anything else besides getting jaeger on woods

[misty ginkgo]

Woods is so bad 😭

[ionic bloom]

@stiff fractal begs to differ

[dim herald]

I died so many times just trying to get Jäeger

So hard to navigate

I love how with interchange if u wanna leave u just leave main building and the all on the outskirts

[plucky latch]

I still havent played a single raid on interchange yet lmao

the dark halls... they scare me

[misty ginkgo]

Interchange best map

[plucky latch]

ive pretty much been playing nothing but customs. every time i try a new map all i run into are trios and squads ;-;

[dim herald]

Sell fuel conditioner at level 8?

[misty ginkgo]

Get 4

Need them for task

[dim herald]

So don’t sell , okay thanks

[hardy rain]

i fired a red flare. but no plane is coming is there a chance it doesnt work?

[plucky latch]

sounds like something for #community-support, probably be able to get some help in there

[golden remnant]

i just saw that, i am going to delete my post in here, sorry i am new!!

[plucky latch]

no problem, i am too lol

i just remembered there being some sort of tech support channel

[hollow minnow]

Takes a couple of mins, can take up to 5-10 sometimes

[hardy rain]

i ran outa time and had to xfil

[bold kernel]

just walked through woods as pmc, someone shot at me and i hid in building... they found me so i unloaded a full ak mag into them from ~10ft away, and then they shot me like 20 times and i died :/

[hardy rain]

yea as a PMC everyone is hostile

[hollow minnow]

Yeah bullets do that

Woods can be the easiest map to survive on if you know where to go

[bold kernel]

i walked like 2 minutes from spawn

[mint light]

unfortunate saul goodman

[dim herald]

As the tarkov community would say

Skill issue ?

[warped rapids]

i love these dailies man

so rewarding

[mint light]

its a decent gun and basically free

because ur going to do that anyway

[tidal pilot]

Is this game full of cheaters/modders/hackers? I understand there probably are some but do you encounter them as much as you do in games such as COD Warzone or GTA Online?

[bold kernel]

do you think a 50 dollar game would have a lot of cheaters

[tidal pilot]

cough cough gta

[bold kernel]

tfw gta had a free epic games giveaway

[tidal pilot]

oh damn yeah

[tidal pilot]

50 usd is $80 for me ):

[bold kernel]

ok

[prime comet]

If a game exists, a cheater exists

[spiral flicker]

True

[bold kernel]

hes asking if its full of em

[tidal pilot]

yh
Every game has cheaters but it is it as bad as gta for example

[spiral flicker]

But I wouldn't say full of cheaters coz there is a lot of desync kills

[tidal pilot]

rlly hoping to buy this game this week if i can
HLA went 50 percent off tho so idk

maybe i can get both, ill only need another 20 bucks or smth

[spiral flicker]

I need only 600 bucks to upgrade my pc lol

[tidal pilot]

lol just finished building mine, sat untouched for about a year, runs like a beast tho so it was worth the wait

[spiral flicker]

Yea I will probably upgrade to 3070 ti, ryzen 9 (i don't remember the number coz my brain bruh), another 16 gb ram, new case and psu

For about $1900

[tidal pilot]

noooice, in aud that would be like 3 grand 💀
Yeah same i can never remember the cpu

or anything, all i can ever remember is the gpu lol

[spiral flicker]

Lemme search it real quick

[tidal pilot]

$2.7k aud

[spiral flicker]

Ryzen 9 5900x

[tidal pilot]

yum

[spiral flicker]

500 usd

[tidal pilot]

lol

ive got ryzen 5 5600x

[spiral flicker]

That's why I am in work getting paid for sitting rn

5 5600x is actually good

Dayumn

[dim herald]

3070 ti might be best value out right now

if I could afford I would probably pick that

[spiral flicker]

Yea ik, 3050/60 is just meh

Meanwhile me playing on 750 ti

[heady ridge]

HI can anyone help me with a quest?

[spiral flicker]

Which one

[prime comet]

I need help questing

I have no pc but I must quest

[spiral flicker]

[heady ridge]

The bunker part 1. I dont know reserve amd everyone is camping

[prime comet]

Hauu you can Carry me when I return

[plucky latch]

here ya go

[prime comet]

[spiral flicker]

Yes

[finite fractal]

hello im new to tarkov could someone help me start out on shoreline?

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

Learn customs first

[spiral flicker]

Well I am not home

[finite fractal]

why so i was told shoreline is the easist

[spiral flicker]

Tf

[prime comet]

All the beginning quests are customs

[spiral flicker]

That's not true bruh

[prime comet]

Shoreline quests after customs quests mostly

[heady ridge]

As a beginner i could say that you should learn custom and woods.

[plucky latch]

yeah customs is simple af

[finite fractal]

will someone hop in a game with me and help?

[prime comet]

I might reset my account

[spiral flicker]

[prime comet]

And start from fresh

[spiral flicker]

Why

[prime comet]

I miss being usec

[finite fractal]

i have a headset for easy com

[spiral flicker]

Lol bear is shit now, last wipe bears were chads but now everyone have it

How many quests have u done

Geller

[finite fractal]

for real can someone actually hlp me learn how to play this game its kinda hard

[spiral flicker]

!sherpahub

Fr

That shit isn't working

!sherpahub

[finite fractal]

so i came to the wrong server to ask for help?

[spiral flicker]

Nah nah but on sherpahub there are very experienced people

[finite fractal]

ah okay

[icy fable]

Theoretical help + questions are welcome here... actually finding a teacher is at sherpa

finding someone to play with at #pvp-lfg

[near obsidian]

Guys where is the USEC camp i cant find it in customs

[finite fractal]

ah okay thank you 🙂

[spiral flicker]

Usec camp is

On woods

[near obsidian]

WHAT?!?!?! my friend found it on customs

[kindred grotto]

there is a building called usec stash ig

[blazing elbow]

There are other USEC places in Customs, but the USEC camp is at Woods.

[spiral flicker]

Yea

[kindred grotto]

people call this usec

[spiral flicker]

Do u mean the quest thingy

[modest aspen]

how do i find pendrives, i have done like 50 runs on interhcange and looting all of the pc blocks and got nothing lol

[blazing elbow]

People could help answer your question of what you're looking for better if you share what the actual quest says.

[blazing elbow]

What the hell is a pendrive?

Flashdrive?

They're easier to find on Customs than interchange.

[kindred grotto]

go for safes or cabinets

[blazing elbow]

^ I concur.

[crystal oracle]

What should I SELL

Picture is loading

[heady ridge]

i could use a bottle of vitamins :))

[crystal oracle]

Alt F4

[crystal oracle]

Cant drop any of it

[bold kernel]

is hk416a5 good

[crystal oracle]

Its good yes

[bold kernel]

oh ok because i have one

not gonna use it till i know the map im going onto tho

[heady ridge]

Can someone run me through reserve for my quest pls ?

[crystal oracle]

Qhat quest

[heady ridge]

The bunker part 1

i dont know the map

and everyone is camping there

[thin copper]

just found this key in a scav but there are none up for sale only barters and dunno what to do w it

[icy fable]

keeper, it's used for a quest

[crystal oracle]

Servers?

[icy fable]

and because of that quest it's worth a decent bit of change

[heady ridge]

EU

[crystal oracle]

Ill help you

[heady ridge]

Im kinda noob just to know :))

[crystal oracle]

Thats fine, add me and we can VC

[heady ridge]

whats your ign ?

[crystal oracle]

RedFury4

[crystal oracle]

I meant add me on discord and we can VC if you can

[heady ridge]

aaa :))

sure

[rustic swallow]

Hey guys. Im pretty new and would love some help! Only level 4 and still need to finish first two task! Hit me up!

Ill be in lfg beginners 2 🙂

[edgy elbow]

are scav raiders not friendly to scavs?

[rustic swallow]

they should be friendly

to scavs

[edgy elbow]

i just got lit the fuck up by one because i stood in the armoured cart

[rustic swallow]

player scavs can kill other play scavs but its unadvised

[edgy elbow]

but it was an npc

[rustic swallow]

jesus. Probably a player scav being an ass

oh wierd

yeah im not sure why that would happen

im new anyways so dont listen to me lmao

[blazing elbow]

Nuh, scav rogues/raiders kill scavs too.

Normal scavs won't kill you.

[rustic swallow]

ohhhh

any of you guys want to help out a new guy?

[blazing elbow]

Boss scavs won't kill you once you get a certain fence rep, and only if you don't try to damage them.

[cursive whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neyxYv_wECM

just did this route